Ever found yourself red-faced over a caps lock crisis or stumped by the mysteries of a barcode scanner? Well, buckle up and join us as we unravel the comic absurdity of these digital age blunders. With no guests to interrupt our flow, we dive headfirst into the laughable labyrinth of technical hiccups. From amplifying burps to the zero that unlocks scanning success, we recount the tiny triumphs and face-palm moments that pepper our wired world. It's a candid look at the silly side of tech troubles, complete with workplace tales that prove sometimes, the simplest answer is the one that's hardest to see.
Strap in for a detour through the random and the nonsensical, where our chatter wanders from work dynamics to the peculiar segment pitches that could scare off our future guests. Think your life's become a snooze fest? We challenge that notion with our own dose of quirky humor and questionable storytelling skills. We'll reminisce on the martial arts mastery of "Enter the Dragon" and debate the fine art of story crafting, all while embracing the spontaneous joy of just shooting the breeze. So, if you're in need of a good chuckle or a momentary escape from the gravity of the everyday, you've found your refuge right here with us.
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Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
Ever found yourself red-faced over a caps lock crisis or stumped by the mysteries of a barcode scanner? Well, buckle up and join us as we unravel the comic absurdity of these digital age blunders. With no guests to interrupt our flow, we dive headfirst into the laughable labyrinth of technical hiccups. From amplifying burps to the zero that unlocks scanning success, we recount the tiny triumphs and face-palm moments that pepper our wired world. It's a candid look at the silly side of tech troubles, complete with workplace tales that prove sometimes, the simplest answer is the one that's hardest to see.
Strap in for a detour through the random and the nonsensical, where our chatter wanders from work dynamics to the peculiar segment pitches that could scare off our future guests. Think your life's become a snooze fest? We challenge that notion with our own dose of quirky humor and questionable storytelling skills. We'll reminisce on the martial arts mastery of "Enter the Dragon" and debate the fine art of story crafting, all while embracing the spontaneous joy of just shooting the breeze. So, if you're in need of a good chuckle or a momentary escape from the gravity of the everyday, you've found your refuge right here with us.
Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.
Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!
Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe
Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
Speaker 1:
This way, you can hear me also. But I wanted to hear you.
Speaker 2:
I only wanted to hear me.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, that's true, I'll fix it for you.
Speaker 2:
Thank you.
Speaker 1:
You're welcome.
Speaker 2:
Hello.
Speaker 1:
No.
Speaker 2:
Sorry.
Speaker 1:
Perfect, you got my burp there.
Speaker 2:
Really loud. Okay, can you burp?
Speaker 1:
No.
Speaker 2:
It's not going to make a difference here, oh Okay.
Speaker 1:
Can you burp?
Speaker 2:
No, it's not going to make a difference here. Oh Okay, good job.
Speaker 1:
Okay, so it's only in.
Speaker 2:
It's only in our ears that it gets louder.
Speaker 1:
Am I talking or?
Speaker 2:
You're Matias.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, no, no, you're Paul.
Speaker 2:
Yep, okay, okay. Okay, okay that you have to cut. Okay, um, you're a bad influence on me, you've changed the way. I think okay, and um you. I don't know if you know, but sometimes when you scan the um non-books like toys and stuff.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
The scanner, uh like cuts out the zero at the front or at the beginning. Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1:
Yes, I don't know Okay.
Speaker 2:
So then you have to like push in the zero and then scan it. Yes, okay. So then you have to like push in the zero and then scan it. And I was trying to figure out how to use the program that we use and she was like why are these toys not scanning in? Like they're not. We're not getting results when we search for the things.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
And you know she works with Sata. You know toys and stuff, yes, oh, we come there. Yeah, and you know she works with um.
Speaker 1:
What's that? Yeah, you know toys and stuff. Yes, oh, we come there, yeah.
Speaker 2:
So she like deals with this stuff all the time, mm-hmm, and I get like really nervous. I'm like I'm sorry if this is a stupid question, but did you try putting in a zero first?
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
I was like so nervous asking, I was waiting for her to be like duh obviously I did that. Yeah, I was like I'm sorry, this is a really stupid question, but did you try doing that? She was like I don't know if I did. I was like just pushing the zero and then scan, and then, you know, the things came up and I was like okay and she got mad no, no, she was really happy that I could solve her problem yeah but the whole.
Speaker 1:
You know, I'm not stupid, kind of thing yeah, I mean, it's one thing to um to explain if they don't know yeah but, like in my case, I did know. It was just that I didn't think of it at the moment because yeah, I mean she, it was kind of like that for her too.
Speaker 2:
She was like oh yeah, I didn't really think of that kind of thing.
Speaker 1:
So she did know well, I'm sure she's aware that sometimes you have to put in in zero first okay, but she just wasn't thinking of that yeah, because you know, the thing with the, the caps lock, that happened to me before the the time. Yeah, it was like uh, you know when, when I um got back at like 2018, that um and he and I'm like it doesn't work, nothing, yeah, nothing works. So I was like, uh, we had some links at the time, uh, and and I'm like, yeah, he's not here, so I'm gonna have to wait for him to get here so he can look, and maybe I was waiting for him for like 20 minutes or something.
Speaker 2:
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:
And then he got there and I'm like nothing works, and then he just hmm, and then he pushed the caps lock and it worked.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1:
I and I'm like, oh yeah, that that's a way to do it.
Speaker 2:
That's one way of doing it I guess yeah, I mean I've done the same thing, yeah like panic because it's like nothing's working yeah and yeah, like I did the same thing with you I because you were at the machines and I was in medium yeah. I was like nothing is working. I was like Matias, come help me.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
Like I know you're over there and I don't want to talk to anyone else here, like what am I doing wrong?
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
But then English came, and it was that button.
Speaker 1:
I was like right.
Speaker 2:
I knew that Because.
Speaker 1:
I've had the same problem in case of my yeah, stupid button, that stupid button why does it even exist and why does it even matter if it's a capital letter or not?
Speaker 2:
I don't know it shouldn't matter. These things are sensitive though. Yeah, it should matter no, it shouldn't, If you ask me if I would have.
Speaker 1:
You know what's the word I'm looking for Programmed. Programmed, the system I would have, it wouldn't have mattered. No.
Speaker 2:
It was like what last year or the year before we had a Timmysard you know, Christmas season.
Speaker 1:
Yeah.
Speaker 2:
And like no fucking kidding.
Speaker 1:
Wow, can I use any of this?
Speaker 2:
No.
Speaker 1:
You're going to have people mad at you.
Speaker 2:
Yes, but they can be mad at me, because I'm mad at you for being mad at me. Everyone's mad in the end.
Speaker 1:
Yes.
Speaker 2:
This is the most important part when I eat some chocolate. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:
Is it the right place, the right microphone.
Speaker 2:
Something bad really happened. Something really bad happened.
Speaker 1:
Something bad really happened.
Speaker 2:
It never happened.
Speaker 1:
He sneezed.
Speaker 2:
It actually happened and it was bad. He sneezed it actually happened and it was bad.
Speaker 1:
He's like shh.
Speaker 2:
Oh my gosh yeah.
Speaker 1:
Okay, so we're gonna talk about what happened last. Okay, you're.
Speaker 2:
Sorry, no, no, no, we shouldn't record on Saturdays instead why I'm more awake than usual.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. I like to be free some Saturdays. No, yes, no, you work for me.
Speaker 2:
Mm, I don't know, I like to be free some Saturdays. No, yes, no, yeah, you work for me.
Speaker 1:
Mm, I don't Okay, so we're gonna talk about last weekend.
Speaker 2:
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:
And um.
Speaker 2:
That's the end of that. Yeah, no, the ice falling no. That you've definitely heard several times.
Speaker 1:
I have heard and you're going to, but the people yeah, but I need you to respond like it's the first time you're hearing this. Okay, I never heard this story.
Speaker 2:
You've never heard this story before. Just wipe it from your memory. Kicking, what's that? Okay, so kicking is what you do with your legs when you want to attack them. Hell, interesting. Yeah, you've never seen it before, but some people do it, yeah we've over a year.
Speaker 1:
We watched jackie chan movies, but I'd never seen kicking.
Speaker 2:
No or you saw it, you just didn't know what it was called. I guess no, exactly Like what is he?
Speaker 1:
doing. He does the leg movie thing. Movie thing I don't either, I think.
Speaker 2:
We're all out of funny stories, do.
Speaker 1:
I have funny stories. I don't think I have any funny stories anymore.
Speaker 2:
No, there's no more funny stories, no no.
Speaker 1:
No, it feels like all my funny stories ended a few years ago.
Speaker 2:
I can, I can would you say three years ago? Yeah, that's a few, yeah then, then I got boring. What have I done to you?
Speaker 1:
My love was just boring your. What my love? Your love, my life.
Speaker 2:
My love my love. Got boring yeah, non-existent.
Speaker 1:
No, my life. It just became boring. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2:
No, I don't know either.
Speaker 1:
It's almost exactly three years ago, almost.
Speaker 2:
Almost In like a week, maybe A few days yeah.
Speaker 1:
Something like that. Okay, I know the date, I know the exact date when my life got boring.
Speaker 2:
My legs are dry. Do you want to feel my legs?
Speaker 1:
No, feel my leg right here.
Speaker 2:
Okay, ow, ow, feel my legs are dry, do you want?
Speaker 1:
to feel my legs? No, why Feel my leg right here? Okay, ow, ow.
Speaker 2:
Feel my leg right here, stop Okay. No, I said feel my leg.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2:
It's gross.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, okay, gross, that was that segment. Feel my legs.
Speaker 2:
Feel my legs legs all right, let's see if my legs are gross. Yeah, we should have guests feel my leg. This next segment we do with all the guests. It's called feel my leg and tell me your reaction. Feel my leg, it's pretty gross, right now. They're hairy and dry.
Speaker 1:
No guests ever return.
Speaker 2:
No, that's true, I'm pretty sure. That's why we've only had the one guest.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, one time Bad reviews, it was two episodes. Two episodes and that's it. Never returned. No, no.
Speaker 2:
She didn't, and that's it Never returned.
Speaker 1:
No, no, she didn't like the. She fled the country.
Speaker 2:
She didn't like the feel my legs segment.
Speaker 1:
Well, the first guest we had, he's dead. Now he's dead.
Speaker 2:
Oh, and the other one?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, that's awful You're the worst yeah I know, so mean they both were so good.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, is it these are on purpose pauses queen drama dolla today we watched.
Speaker 1:
It's almost like I'm timing yeah, the thing is uh, it's gonna uh. You know, when you do the the thing with the thing yeah, I know the pause, but it is still. It kind of holds a little bit of the pause. Yeah, okay, oh, in my I'm stumped you're a stump, stumped you.
Speaker 2:
You're a stump.
Speaker 1:
Stumped.
Speaker 2:
You're a tree stump.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I'm stumped, stumped, stumped.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, you're a stampede.
Speaker 1:
Stump, yeah, stampede, okay, and we're leaving. Enter the Dragon for the fortieth, fortieth, forty-fourth time now. So you didn't count.
Speaker 2:
No.
Speaker 1:
Okay.
Speaker 2:
What TV series?
Speaker 1:
The one I showed you at the outlet. I actually subtitled that series to. Swedish he subtitled that series to Swedish and I had a very difficult time hearing what they were saying. Okay, Well, what he was saying, but yeah, I think it went well.
Speaker 2:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so we should watch that at some point, or at least you. I have already seen it and I wouldn't mind seeing it again, okay, okay 45.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, it's over 50 years. Yeah it. Uh, I don't know. I was gonna say something, okay, but I don't remember okay whoa, whoa, whoa'm sorry, my shoulder is itchy.
Speaker 1:
Yeah. So the movie starts out in black and white or something like that. It almost looks brown. I don't know Brownish, but it's black and white, brown. And then, when she comes to this new place, wizard of Oz, I guess it's Oz. Am I even pronouncing it right?
Speaker 2:
What Oz Oz?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, something like that, yeah yeah, I'm not sure about the color movies, but was this like one of the earlier color movies? But was this like one of the earlier color movies? Do you know about that? I wish I knew more about movies.
Speaker 2:
I don't remember when colored movies came out movies before this that had color.
Speaker 1:
but I think this might have been like one of the first popular color movies. I think this might have been like one of the first popular color movies. I'm not sure. I you know.
Speaker 2:
Sorry, now I have to know.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I also want to know.
Speaker 2:
I have to know.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so of course I'll let you.
Speaker 2:
Thank you.
Speaker 1:
I'll let you know. It sounded like I was gonna say that Of course I will let you know.
Speaker 2:
List of early color feature films.
Speaker 1:
Okay, it's going to turn out to be not even close to the first ones, but no, no, no, no, no. They made 300 before this. I'm like, oh Jesus.
Speaker 2:
Oh, oh, you said 39?. Yeah, okay, sorry I got lost. Yeah, color films started up in the early 1900s.
Speaker 1:
Okay, like 39? No.
Speaker 2:
Well, within the first 30 years of the 1900s, because they were testing it out in like 1902. Yeah it sounded like, or maybe not like, a feature length, I don't know I I'm speculating out of the super quick skimming that I made the, I think within the first 30 years of the 19 okay.
Speaker 1:
So yeah, it's not the first one, but I think it might have been one of the first popular, really popular ones, and that's my truth and I'm sticking to that.
Speaker 2:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
Go ahead and do that. I think that.
Speaker 2:
Okay, you just want to feel like you're right. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah, welcome back. Lauren isn't here. She's peeing right now, so I'm just gonna talk a little bit and I'm gonna tell her no, I'm not Well, I'm doing the editing this week. Damn it. Damn it. Well, I know Lauren's gonna listen to this anyway. So if you hear this, lauren, maybe you should text me the word Damn it, matthias. Okay, bye.
Speaker 2:
Okay, after my very attractive sounds there, yeah.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
Feel this leg. Oh, is that a bruise yeah, om, om, om, om, om. Feel this leg. Oh is that?
Speaker 1:
a bruise. That's a tattoo.
Speaker 2:
I think there's a bruise here, though it looks like.
Speaker 1:
Ah, it should be up there. Bruised knee.
Speaker 2:
I have this one.
Speaker 1:
Oh, bruised knee. Bruised knee, music and stuff and all that History lesson later Later Now. Music and stuff and all that history lesson later later now. What do you have for now? I don't have anything for now, but is history lesson right now? Is that good?
Speaker 2:
good, do you have other things in mind?
Speaker 1:
I don't why, because I don't. I haven thought about it. Do you have anything in mind?
Speaker 2:
Well, we could talk about things that we could do. Okay, you go first.
Speaker 1:
Are we going to do the things we're talking about, or are we just going to say things?
Speaker 2:
I don't know what's the plan Talking All right. Well, we're doing pretty good so far.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah, we're talking, quite talking. We have been talking quite a bit today yeah, we have said some words yeah and nothing um you know, very not worthy. We're not worthy yeah no, uh, you know nothing of uh you, yeah sorry, yeah no it's something like that. It's not the word I was thinking of, but I know I yeah nothing of use, nothing, that pikachu no, that's something something said in the Holocaust.
Speaker 2:
This was not what I meant when, I said talk about something.
Speaker 1:
Pikachu.
Speaker 2:
Awful.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I know why I'm going to cut it. I'm going to burn it.
Speaker 2:
Or gas it no, stop, not funny.
Speaker 1:
I'm going to fart on it. Oh my gosh, that's the thing, machias?
Speaker 2:
No stop, not funny, I'm gonna fart on it. Oh my gosh, that's the thing my PS Gross.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, good joke, but no, I can't keep it. Yeah, okay, stubborn childish fat.
Speaker 2:
Doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:
None of it. The fat part doesn't matter, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:
I don't want to start anything. No, I'm asking you to To say Okay, it's a good test to see words.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, your temper.
Speaker 1:
I'm tempered.
Speaker 2:
No, test your temper. Oh, okay, I'm tempered. No, test your temper.
Speaker 1:
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:
I'm pampered.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, now I'm pissed.
Speaker 2:
Wow, wow.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, that has the same intensity as pissed Sure. Why don't I, why do you?
Speaker 2:
sometimes, Tomorrow, sure, you know why don't I? Why are you sometimes Tomorrow? Yeah, ever.
Speaker 1:
Day after. Is that a good topic?
Speaker 2:
I don't know, we'll see. Yeah, remember to include the rock, okay.
Speaker 1:
You want the no, I can't Nothing. No, no, you can't no, no, you like the first three letters very much, but no, oh, no, no, that's not it?
Speaker 2:
no, it's not. You're dumb, that's the other thing oh yeah, that's a word. You're not dumb though stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, which is worse than dumb. No, no, no, no, sorry, stumpied, yes, what did I say?
Speaker 1:
No, I bonked my head. The friend came back and Was asking about the name.
Speaker 2:
Yeah Asking about the name and but yeah, other than your weird mouth noises.
Speaker 1:
No, that's what I was thinking. No, you made a sound at the beginning of the episode. You made a sound at the beginning of the episode and I was thinking that should be what you should tell the people. Now I don't remember what the sound was.