Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#76: Not A One Man Show
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In which Lauren & Mattias toss around topics from Lauren’s burning eyes to what the listeners think of grapefruits. They discuss their recent movie night films, a cinematic experience, and teach the world how to make a decision in hopes to solve their own everyday conflicts.
Content:
- Opening
- Ghosty Whisperer
- Burning eyes
- Weekly Check in
- The Fall Guy
- Birthday besties
- Movie on!
- Armageddon
- The Broadway Melody
- Intermission
- Crash Course (OpenEyes): How to make a decision
- Deciding between pizza, lasagna, cheeseburger, soup or salad.
- Possible new youtube series?
- Grapefruits
- Wrap up
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in a world where everything is unscripted. This is roasty toasty ghost. I'm gonna whisper, I'm gonna be up here yeah, you should go close, I'm whispering yeah, whenever you go close, you know the microphone looks like you have a big shiny nose.
Speaker 2You have a big nose. I hurt my own ears when I talk like this.
Speaker 1Okay, so I'm gonna start.
Speaker 2Are we starting this? Yeah, alright. We do we do that, and then we yeah.
Speaker 1I never remember.
Speaker 2Three, two, one. Whoops, oh, that was not synchronized. Is there any way we can go back and try again?
Speaker 1Sure, maybe I can like fix it in post.
Speaker 2Good luck.
Speaker 1Did you hear that I used some fancy terms there?
Speaker 2That was a fancy term. Fix it in post.
Speaker 1Yeah, terms there. That was a fancy term. Fix it in post. Yeah, um, okay. So now I'm supposed to say hello and welcome to roasty toasty ghosty.
Speaker 2My name is matthias and and I'm your best, dean lauren hello, lauren, hello I'm gonna talk like okay. This is my voice for today.
Speaker 1Okay, so you're going to be like a whisperer.
Speaker 2I'm the whisperer.
Speaker 1You're the ghostly whisperer.
Speaker 2Ghostly whisperer.
Speaker 1That's me Okay, cool.
Speaker 2Yeah, that was my stomach.
Speaker 1Yeah, it wasn't me.
Speaker 2It was me. I really hope you can hear me. Yeah, I hope so too.
Speaker 1Listening back, yeah, you know when you do the thing with the thing.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because that's what it's called.
Speaker 2I know what it's called.
Speaker 1And then the thing is not going to detect your voice.
Speaker 2So it's only my voice, it's only you talking to me. Yeah, how funny would that be talking. Yeah, how funny would that be, especially when I ask questions and don't get answers, and or answer how are you today?
Speaker 1yeah, yeah. And then I answer something that no one that would be funny, yeah I would. It would Like that. Yeah, it would Out of nowhere Good.
Speaker 2Can you cut out all of my sniffles?
Speaker 1Did you?
Speaker 2cut out all of my sniffles as many as I possibly could, but sometimes you would sniffle or clear your throat while I was talking and I didn't really want to cut out my talking. No, and I can't cut you out while I'm talking. I can't cut your sound and like shave it a bit. I can't do that.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2If I could, then I would, yeah, but you just felt the need to sniffle while I'm talking.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, so we're gonna see if you can.
Speaker 2I'm going to do my best to hold my sniffles until it's my turn to talk.
Speaker 1Okay, but you know I have a more difficult task because you're talking all the time.
Speaker 2Yes, I don't talk as much as you do, so that's going to be easier for you it's going to be really fun talking today, yeah so you're welcome.
Speaker 1So people listening to this should probably like have the sound way up high well, I'm sure that the mastering in post oh yeah, fancy talk it will fix my volume.
Speaker 2Probably probably, yeah, probably Normalize.
Speaker 1Normalize, normalize. You didn't have normal eyes today.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Because you were cutting onions.
Speaker 2My eyes were burning.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's not normal.
Speaker 2No, and they, like, were burning for a really long time.
Speaker 1Yeah, not normalize that.
Speaker 2No, not really.
Speaker 1No, unless you're cutting onions, which you did, so maybe they are normal, but not for that long. No, that's unnormal.
Speaker 2Matias. Yeah, how are you doing?
Speaker 1I'm doing well.
Speaker 2Well, well, well.
Speaker 1Well, well, well, and how about you?
Speaker 2I'm great yeah.
Speaker 1No, I'm not Well well well, and how about you?
Speaker 2I'm great, yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not good.
Speaker 1No, not good. So we're going to try to keep this short. That would be great, but I doubt it's actually going to be short.
Speaker 2No, yeah, we'll try to plow through this as quickly as we can, though.
Speaker 1Okay, while still being fun and entertaining. Yeah, should we like go through the week? That would be really cool. Right now.
Speaker 2Nothing really happened, that's it Not much. Okay, let's see Okay, last weekend we had live Mad Libs.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It was fun.
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Speaker 2That's it yeah.
Speaker 1That's all that happened this week. No, on Sunday we went to the cinema.
Speaker 2We did, yeah, we watched the Fall Guy.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2With Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 1Yes, and Emily Blunt and also Aaron Taylor Johnson.
Speaker 2Yeah, he was also there.
Speaker 1Yeah, and he played John Lennon in the movie we watched before. No, we're boy right and uh yeah, he's also in shanghai nights as a boy as a boy as a boy as a boy, yeah, as a boy at a boy it was a good movie.
Speaker 2Did you get a?
Speaker 1fall guy. It was a good movie it was um, yeah, I, I really liked it. I like that they gave the stunt people some credit yeah, in a movie for once, it was really good. Yeah, I enjoyed it a lot yes and um I I really liked the director to this movie. He started off as a stunt person and even was an actor. He was in the TV series that I was talking about with Sammo Hung.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1MashaAllah. He was in the first season. He was like a hand-to-hand instructor and he was very macho and cocky and and when he saw samuel he was like he thought that was just a piece of trash. He a fat guy who can't fight. And then samuel just beat the guy up and yeah, yeah, it's, it was funny. So yeah, he was in that too, and not that it has anything to do with the movie more than he's the director of that movie.
Speaker 1So back to the movie. Yeah, I mean, what can you say about the movie without spoiling it?
Speaker 2not much. No, I'm just gonna say it was a really good movie, yeah it's like a.
Speaker 1It's about a stuntman who kind of, uh, he becomes a detective. You can say, okay, that's not it I don't know, I'm just. You don't know I thought you saw the movie.
Speaker 2I did.
Speaker 1Okay, leaving the movie, that was it. I mean, then, we've been working every day except.
Speaker 2Well, hold on, I worked every other day.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2I did not work on Tuesday for reasons that I'm pretty sure I will remember. At some point I brought my life partner to a doctor's appointment to get his foot looked at His broken foot.
Speaker 1That was Tuesday.
Speaker 2Was it not Because I had every other day off?
Speaker 1Yeah, and on Thursday we had the day off.
Speaker 2That was yesterday.
Speaker 1Yeah, and that was because Christ is going back to heaven. He went to heaven.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1That's why.
Speaker 2All right. In Sweden at least I hope he had a nice trip.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2Did you do anything exciting yesterday?
Speaker 1No, I thought I was going to be good and edit a video or something, but no, I just watched videos instead. Yeah, I really don't like that. I did not edit. I should take every opportunity I get, but not yesterday.
Speaker 2No, I helped my daughter deep clean her room. It really needed it. Yeah daughter deep clean her room it really needed it, yeah. And we put some stuff up for sale and yeah, I think she's pretty happy.
Speaker 1Yeah, I saw the results. It looks good yeah, it does I kind of want the tv, but I don't know where to put it you can take it just to put it on the floor. Yeah, yeah, I can uh, do you want a couch that I really don't know where to put it on the floor. Yeah, yeah, I can.
Speaker 2Do you want a couch?
Speaker 1That I really don't know where to put.
Speaker 2Do you want the TV stand?
Speaker 1The TV stand.
Speaker 2The one that's in the hallway now.
Speaker 1That's really big, so I don't know.
Speaker 2Maybe you need a new TV stand.
Speaker 1I don't know where to put that either.
Speaker 2On the floor.
Speaker 1Yeah, but where?
Speaker 2Do you have any space on your floor?
Speaker 1No, put it there. That's the problem.
Speaker 2You don't walk anywhere.
Speaker 1No, no, you just crawl over furniture. No, we climb in the ceiling.
Speaker 2Oh, like monkeys, I have a suggestion. You can put it right in the middle of the hallways. You can climb on that. No, no, no, you can put it outside for the cats.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, ask your sister, does she want a couch?
Speaker 1Yeah, or a TV stand. You should put it on, do your knees need a TV. No, I think they're good. Ha ha, ha Funny.
Speaker 2I asked like it was a plural anyway do your knees instead of does your niece. I am so funny yeah uh, so do you need a lamp? No um so trying to get rid of a lamp yeah, okay, let's keep this short.
Speaker 1No more questions, please. What no more?
Speaker 2questions Like I'm interviewing you. Yeah, no more questions. No comments.
Speaker 1Okay, so that's it. We're happy that the week's over.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. So Today's Friday, it is May 10th. I had a friend yesterday. Her birthday was yesterday.
Speaker 1You had a friend yesterday his birthday was also yesterday you only make friends on their birthday.
Speaker 2Is it your birthday today? We're besties now.
Speaker 1That's why you want cake yeah.
Speaker 2I befriend everyone whose birthday is the current day because I want their cake, and then I never hear from them, ever again. I never talk to them, anyway. Anyway, forget that Not funny. I laughed, I didn't laugh, anyway, anyway.
Speaker 1Anyway.
Speaker 2Forget that. Not funny, I laughed I didn't laugh.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sorry, that's because you don't have humor. I guess You're not funny.
Speaker 2No. You're such a serious person Anyway, anyway, anyway, it's Friday and we watched movies.
Speaker 1Yes, let's movie on.
Speaker 2Let's movie on let's movie. On Today we watched Armageddon and the Broadway melody from 1929. So I'm going to, in my very attractive voice, my low voice, I'm going to tell you about Armageddon. Okay, this is a movie. It has Bruce Willis and a whole bunch of other people.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2In which you may talk about later. Not yet because I'm talking, it's my turn.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2Yes, I know it's true.
Speaker 1I said it, it's not a one man show usually movies only have bruce willis.
Speaker 2yeah, it's not a movie if it doesn't only have bruce willis if he's not the only one in the movie, exactly. Anyway, bruce willis is a oil driller guy. Yeah, he drills holes to catch some oil, like fish fish fish.
Speaker 2He catches fish, but he doesn't catch fish. He catches oil, fish oil, fish oil, omega-3s, yeah, um, that's it, yeah, and there's a giant meteor coming towards earth and nasa is like bruce willis, you have to save the day by drilling a hole into this meteor thing. And he was like okay, so he takes his friends out to space and they have adventures. That's the best summary I can give you.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you about this movie again. Okay, I made it sound like I was going to re-say everything I just said.
Speaker 1Okay, that's not what I meant. Am I cutting in?
Speaker 2No, no, no hold on.
Speaker 1Hold on.
Speaker 2I guess Maybe on the side just for fun. Yeah okay, putting in the outtakes or something. Hmm, I enjoyed this movie a lot. I got lost into the movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I noticed that I was very focused. It had my attention. It was very exciting. Yeah, it's a good movie.
Speaker 1It is.
Speaker 2And that's my review. Yeah, please tell me everything you have to say about Armageddon.
Speaker 1Yeah, so it's a big rock going towards Earth. So yeah, bruce Willis had to drill and blow the rock, are you?
Speaker 2serious. Are you keeping that?
Speaker 1What Are you? I'm mad. Yeah, this movie is directed by Michael Bay, and he directed a movie called the Rock.
Speaker 2He likes rocks.
Speaker 1Yeah, this movie has a lot of Actors that you might recognize, like Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck and Liv Taylor and Michael Clark Duncan and Owen Wilson, of course, oh yeah, he's been in a movie with Jackie Chan. Yeah, and Jason Isaacs. He has also been in a movie with Jackie Chan. The Tuxedo Hamilton oh uh, peter stormire yeah he played a russian.
Speaker 2He was really funny. Yeah, I think he was my favorite character, my two, yeah, I love his character in this movie.
Speaker 1and, um, who else? Billy bob thornton, steve buscemi?
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, a lot of funny guys and interesting guys and girls. Not that many girls, but it's a guy-heavy movie. I guess One thing about the Rock and this movie is that the guy who plays the president in this movie, he plays the president in the Rock too. Oh, he's really good at being the president in this movie.
Speaker 2He plays the president in the Rock too. Oh, he's really good at being the president.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I see these two movies being like in the same universe. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2Does the Rock have the Rock in it?
Speaker 1No, but it has Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 2It has A-Rock.
Speaker 1Yeah, it has Alcatraz.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Also known as the Rock.
Speaker 2Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1Yes, and that movie is also really, really, that's awesome movie. I hope it's on the list, if not, it should be. Anyhow, this movie very cool, good effects, funny characters, some drama, a love story. Yeah, it has a lot of things.
Speaker 2It was kind of sad for a bit.
Speaker 1Yes, that is true, but yeah, my review is that I also really like it.
Speaker 2That is a good review.
Speaker 1Yeah, I love our reviews.
Speaker 2That's.
Speaker 1Armageddon from 1998. Now over to a movie from 1929. And that's the Broadway Melody. Okay, so this movie is about two sisters and their goal at getting up on a stage and singing and dancing and stuff, and then it was about like a love story too. I mean, it has some guys in it.
Speaker 2You're nailing this. Yeah, you're doing great.
Speaker 1Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2Please continue Because one guy.
Speaker 1He's like rich and takes and takes advantage of one of the sisters. Or he buys her expensive stuff and all that just to get with her, and she falls for it for a long period of the movie. And there's another guy who's a better guy, also a singer, and he yeah, okay, I won't tell the whole story, but it's about that the sisters and some guys Do you have something to add?
Speaker 2The sisters have an act and they're trying to rise to stardom.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's kind of what I tried to say.
Speaker 2That is what you tried to say, with many words.
Speaker 1So yeah, that's it. Did I miss anything?
Speaker 2No, not really.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No, that was it. This was the first musical to win an Oscar.
Speaker 1Yeah, it said so, I didn't really look anything up. Yeah, it said so, I didn't. Really look anything out. I mean, you put this on the list, so I guess you have more knowledge about this movie than I do.
Speaker 2I probably don't. Okay, this is probably one of the musicals that I found off of a list of must-see, or classic musicals must-see or like classic musicals.
Speaker 1yeah, because I think you put this on the list when you went, you know, deep on the earlier movies in maybe I think so, and this must have been like.
Speaker 2I mean, it is some it wasn't the first musical I know I put on the first musical on the list. I don't know where it is. I don't know what it's called anymore.
Speaker 1No, I don't either, but it's like I mean since it's like the first winning an Oscar, it is a milestone in that regard too.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a big deal.
Speaker 1Yeah, this is from 29. Wasn't that the year the oscars started?
Speaker 1I don't know I'm pretty sure so maybe so it would have been weird if another movie got an oscar before this, if that was the first first oscar, yeah, ceremony. But yeah, this movie I don't know. I mean it was good for being of that time. I guess with all the movies we've seen so far it's not a very special story or the plot isn't very special, but that's probably because we've seen other movies before this. That's come after this one, I guess. So yeah, I mean it's okay, it's not the top ten or anything like that, but it's not the worst either. And also they kind of make fun of a guy with the stutter.
Speaker 2He was fun, yeah, he was fun.
Speaker 1So what did you think about this movie?
Speaker 2I thought that it I mean, yeah, it probably wasn't a favorite.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But it was fun to watch. It was really interesting.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Coming from 29. And I thought it was kind of funny when one of the sisters was like what was she doing? Like getting herself made up, and she was wearing like a tank top and shorts, oh, yeah, and someone rang at the doorbell and she's like, oh, I got to get dressed.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Wouldn't want to embarrass myself.
Speaker 1No. I was like I would probably open the door anyway, yeah, nowadays, yeah, you have way too much clothes on to be embarrassed.
Speaker 2It was a fun, interesting watch. Yeah, and that's my thoughts.
Speaker 1I don't regret watching it, but then again I don't think I'll be watching it again.
Speaker 2Probably not.
Speaker 1Well, I never know. No, but I'd rather watch this one again than another movie with a roof fiddler.
Speaker 2A roof fiddler A guy playing a fiddle on a roof.
Speaker 1A roof or a road or wherever he plays the fiddle. Yeah, I'd rather watch this one because this isn't that long.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It's just one hour and 40 minutes.
Speaker 2Okay yeah, Armageddon was like four hours.
Speaker 1No, it was two and a half Two hours and 30 minutes.
Speaker 2That wasn't that far.
Speaker 1No, but it went by fast though, well, with the exception that we had to pause it like 50 times. But yeah, other than that, it's not like it's a boring movie. It happened, things happen.
Speaker 2It was very exciting yeah.
Speaker 1I think we're done with the first part. I think we're done. Yeah, I think that too.
Speaker 2At least during the first part.
Decision-Making Struggles
Speaker 1Yeah, at least during the first part. So maybe we should go to break now.
Speaker 2Let's go to bed To break. Oh okay, We'll be right back.
Speaker 1Okay, bye, we're going to take a break. Yes, see you soon. Goodbye back. Okay, we're gonna take a break. Yes, uh, see you soon goodbye bye, we're back we're back we are wow, wow, that's uh, owen wilson did you have a nice break. I did, you did. Yeah, okay, matias, did you by the way.
Speaker 2Yeah, cool yeah. What are we doing today?
Speaker 1We are doing.
Speaker 2I mean Let me tell you what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, you are. I'm going to tell you what we're doing.
Speaker 1You're the talker, here You're the talker here, matias. You're like Chris Talker.
Speaker 2Huh, we have a problem that we share a problem.
Speaker 1Yeah, we struggle.
Speaker 2We struggle. Whatever the problem is, we struggle yeah.
Speaker 1It is a struggle.
Speaker 2It really is. We both have a really difficult time with making decisions.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So I thought, being the educational podcast that we are, yeah, and not at all silly. No, we're not silly, we're educational. Okay Okay, okay we. What was I saying? I completely forgot what I just said, brought to you by open eyes because wiki how was way too long I didn't feel like reading through all of it.
Speaker 1No um, we want to keep it short, so right always how to make a decision. We want to keep it short. Every other weekend.
Speaker 2Yeah, I get some.
Speaker 1Okay, how to make a decision.
Speaker 2Decision A decision An incision. Yeah, how to make an incision. Hey, open eyes. How to make an incision. I'm sorry. How to make an incision. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1How to make an incision no.
Speaker 2Making an incision typically involves medical procedures and should only be done by trained professionals. If you're asking about a specific type of incision, like in surgery, it's best to leave it to the experts. What if I am an expert and I'm just asking?
Speaker 1open-ended questions.
Speaker 2I forgot how to do this.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I mean second opinion.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, ai should know these things.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Blah, blah, blah, blah blah. Okay, how to make a decision for us people who are very, very bad at these things?
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2What is something that you often can't decide over. Wow, If you have two options what are? Those kind of decisions.
Speaker 1Often it's about food. Okay, Because I want food and I want so many different things Food-related.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm. I think that's the hardest part for me so the first step out of I have seven clarify the decision.
Speaker 1So are you coming up with?
Speaker 2it doesn't say on the well, I'm trying to come up with an example, but do you have an example?
Speaker 1if you're thinking of food, yeah, what are you deciding between yeah, I do, I want lasagna, or do I want pizza? You know?
Speaker 2what? That's exactly what I'm okay. Yes, all right, pizza or lasagna, so understand the problem or choice what the heck I kicked the desk oh, I thought it.
Speaker 1Okay, that was me again. Again, I thought it was a ghostie.
Speaker 2It was a ghostie foot. It came out of nowhere. Okay, so understand the problem or choice you're facing. I understand.
Speaker 1I like one yeah.
Speaker 2I understand that you're trying to decide between pizza and lasagna, mm-hmm. Okay. So the second step here is to gather information, collect relevant facts and consider different perspectives.
Speaker 1What so? I want to ask as many other people as possible, or what does that mean?
Speaker 2Collect relevant facts and consider different perspectives. So yeah, I guess, if you want to, you can ask around. Yeah, hey should I have pizza or lasagna?
Speaker 1Yeah, and do you know things about those things?
Speaker 2Yeah, try to learn as much as you possibly can about pizza and lasagna.
Speaker 1What do you know about pizza?
Speaker 2Hmm, okay.
Speaker 1And what do you know about lasagna? It has layers.
Speaker 2Like cake and onions. Hmm, okay, and what?
Speaker 1do you know about lasagna?
Speaker 2It has layers Like cake and onions, yeah, but everybody likes cake.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Step three Consider alternatives, brainstorm different options and their potential outcomes.
Speaker 1Hmm.
Speaker 2Another option.
Speaker 1Okay, so like what?
Speaker 2Like a cheeseburger? Oh yeah, hmm, another option, okay, so like what Would be like a cheeseburger? Oh yeah, that's another decision you have to make.
Speaker 1Yeah, all very healthy foods. Okay, so that's it. That was that.
Speaker 2Okay, number four evaluate, assess the pros and cons of each option based on your values, priorities and goals. So your values what is it that you enjoy the most out of these food options? What do you like most about pizza?
Speaker 1The taste Okay and a full stomach. It's really good with the you know feeling good parts while eating it and stuff like that. Okay, you don't feel as good afterwards, but it's still worth it. I'd say, yeah, that's what I think about pizza.
Speaker 2What about lasagna?
Speaker 1You know the taste. Oh yeah, that it tastes good and that you get like full and that it the you know feeling good part while eating it, and it's not as good afterwards, but it's worth it.
Speaker 2Okay, what about cheeseburgers?
Speaker 1Yeah, you know the taste and the, you know the being full, you know, and the feeling good part while eating it, yeah. But you don't feel as good afterwards, but it's worth it okay, uh, what are the cons about pizza? So that's the day. It doesn't feel so good afterwards. I think that's the only con, and that you, you get fat.
Speaker 2Okay, what about lasagna?
Speaker 1I would say that it's the not feeling so good afterwards and that you get fat.
Speaker 2Okay, how about cheeseburgers?
Speaker 1I would go out on a limb here and say that it is the not feeling so good afterwards and that you get fat.
Speaker 2All right. Would there be another alternative that you can think of that doesn't give you these cons?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But maybe shares the same pros.
Speaker 1I mean I don't know, Is it? Do you know? I don't even know if you think like me with the other stuff I said.
Speaker 2What about a sandwich? Does that give you the same results?
Speaker 1I mean that's more like a snack.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1That's not really food, it's not a meal. I would absolutely not say it's a meal.
Speaker 2Okay, because that's snacks.
Speaker 1So yeah, I don't know, soup, soup is good.
Speaker 2Do you feel good after eating soup?
Speaker 1I can. Yeah, I think so maybe.
Speaker 2Do you have a favorite soup?
Speaker 1The one you make.
Speaker 2All right, which one?
Speaker 1You know the one where you dip the bread and that one which one? You know the one where you dip the bread, and that one the best adjectives, yeah, okay. You know which one I mean.
Speaker 2Well, I make like three different kinds of soup.
Speaker 1Okay, what kinds of soup I?
Speaker 2make chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 1Okay, Potato soup and cheesy broccoli soup. Potato soup is that.
Speaker 2With potatoes. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1I thought it was the one with broccoli. Which one is the one with broccoli?
Speaker 2With cheesy broccoli.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2What's the one you like?
Speaker 1Yeah, I like all three. I think I don't know if I had all three, but I would assume that I like them all.
Speaker 2I feel like you probably have by now, yeah.
Speaker 1I don't know, but I know I had soup here and I liked it.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And also salad. I mean, salad is good, but I don't feel, as you know, full.
Speaker 2I don't get that, I think.
Speaker 1I have a lot feel, as you know, full. I don't get that a lot, yeah, but I I never get that uh full stomach feeling from salad okay, and it doesn't really give me that feeling good while eating it okay that good feeling does it maybe give you the feeling that you're making a good decision? Maybe afterwards, hmm, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm proud of you. You made a good decision. Hmm, this was a good choice.
Speaker 1Yeah, for my body. Yeah, I guess that might be it.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, number five Hmm. The tough part. Wow Make the decision.
Speaker 1Oh no.
Speaker 2Choose the option that aligns best with your objectives. Objections Objections.
Speaker 1Objection so Sustained.
Speaker 2Are you picking pizza, lasagna, cheeseburger soup or salad? That's a lot of options now.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2You went from two to five.
Speaker 1This is more difficult now. Wasn't this going to help? I want the good feeling and I want to feel full and I don't want to feel bad. So I guess the soup.
Speaker 2Soup is good.
Speaker 1Soup is good.
Speaker 2Okay. So number six is take action, implement your decision and monitor its results. We need to have some soup and see how you feel afterwards.
Speaker 1Yeah, and monitor, monitor, you, monitor. I'm going to ask you, like every Monitor.
Speaker 2Neither of us can talk.
Speaker 1No, I know this isn't working Stroke.
Speaker 2Okay, but we need to have soup and I'm going to monitor you, yeah. Like every three minutes.
Speaker 1Have like a.
Speaker 2A heart rate monitor and everything. Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1I thought you would have like a camera and film me. That too, yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to ask you many times how are you feeling?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, how are you feeling? Is this good, what's bad, what?
Speaker 2don't you like right now? Yeah, that's true, this is a YouTube video.
Speaker 1You should do that with all my foods that I listed all five of them.
Speaker 2Okay, this is what we're going to do for our first YouTube video.
Speaker 1Yeah, see me eat. For how long? 10 minutes yeah.
Speaker 2Last one, number seven, reflect Afterward, reflect on the outcome and learn from the experience to improve future decisions. So if you decide soup is your thing, maybe that's all you should ever eat, okay?
Speaker 1Wow, that would be sad.
Speaker 2I only eat soup.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm on a soup diet yeah, only soup for me, oh my soup for me.
Speaker 2I mean, imagine the weight you would lose oh yeah, that's maybe you should go on a soup diet maybe I should should we do a soup diet together?
Speaker 1Yeah, diarrhea buddies. Can I keep that no?
Speaker 2Gross. Maybe we'll have bread. We'll have some bread just to like, have something.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Solid.
Speaker 1Otherwise we know like, yeah, I have to go to the bathroom. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 2Remember, matias, remember, remember. Hmm, I'm telling you to the bathroom. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1Remember, Matthias.
Speaker 2Remember, remember, I'm telling you, remember.
Speaker 1Okay.
Food Challenges and UFO Talk
Speaker 2It's okay to seek advice from others or take your time if needed. Trust your instincts, but also rely on rational analysis. So hold on Just wondering now if we're going to go through all of these foods and film you. It's going to be one after the other. Are you going to have like a whole pizza and then like a ton of lasagna and a cheeseburger?
Speaker 1I'm thinking that it's different weeks, okay.
Speaker 2Okay, so I have to film you like five weeks in a row. Yeah, and then put it together at the end of the month.
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay, and it would be cool if you can do like I did with the jackie chan video, that I'm starting to take a bite of one thing and then just switch it to another I'm not sure how talented I am Home home Like pizza soup bread. It would be funny.
Speaker 2I mean at least as an intro. Maybe that would be cool.
Speaker 1I have a pizza here home and then.
Speaker 2Then you have to use the other hand, the other hand with like a Lasagna.
Speaker 1Yeah, lasagna Cheeseburger home Fun idea. We'll see, we'll see. Yeah, lasagna Cheeseburger, Fun idea.
Speaker 2We'll see. We'll see yeah.
Speaker 1So are we about done?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I guess that was the end of that. This is good, right, I'm out of sips.
Speaker 1Me too.
Speaker 2You're also out of sips, so that means that it's time to wrap this up.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So do you have anything? To say to the people I do and just have to think about it. Um, if you made it this far into the episode and you kind of enjoyed it, go on to our instagram. Go on our instagram and comment on a post. Do not private message me.
Speaker 1Do, people do?
Speaker 2that they do. Actually, I did get one response from the last episode. I asked about grapefruits. Hold on. I promised that I would read comments about grapefruits and I got one from my sister, heather, because she's out there, can.
Speaker 1I? Oh, yeah, yeah, I have to read her name, heather, because she's out there. Can I? Oh, yeah, yeah, I have to read her name.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a requirement.
Speaker 1I mean, she has been here with us and we said her name.
Speaker 2She's been a guest a couple times yeah. And she said I like grapefruits. Occasionally I'll make salmon with a grapefruit salsa, but I don't do it often because I don't like how messy it is. Grapefruits can be very juicy and that's what we got about grapefruits.
Speaker 1I don't know how much I don't. I'm not sure I've tasted grapefruit, have I.
Speaker 2Not for me, because I don't like them that much.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I think they have a weird taste.
Speaker 1I'm not even sure what it is it's it's a fruit, or is it a fish?
Speaker 2It's not a fish.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1I don't know, it's a grapefruit, oh.
Speaker 2It's a, oh, I don't remember the name.
Speaker 1I've tasted grapes.
Speaker 2Yeah, and it's a fruit of a grape. Oh, what is it in Swedish? Where's my translator?
Speaker 1I'm here. Hi Grapefruit, yep Okay.
Speaker 2Sure.
Speaker 1Wait, okay, that looks like a blood orange.
Speaker 2But it's not.
Speaker 1No, okay, because I had that. I don't know about that. It's a bit pinker. Okay, I was going to sneeze, you don't have to cry.
Speaker 2I was going to sneeze and it never came.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, so you don't like grapefruit.
Speaker 2Not, really no.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know, I don't think I had it. So.
Speaker 2Okay, well, if you're listening and you made it this far into the episode and you kind of liked it, then go on to our Instagram, to the number 76 post because that's this episode, and tell me a fun fact about the galaxy.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Space, keeping it space-themed after.
Speaker 1Armageddon. So the Milky Way, yeah, anything space Milky Way.
Speaker 2Yeah, anything space related Spacey, anything spacey, not Kevin.
Speaker 1Spacey no.
Speaker 2But like outer space.
Speaker 1Outer spacey.
Speaker 2Or an alternative if you have a story about like UFOs.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, or like aliens. I also want to hear about like.
Speaker 2UFOs, oh yeah. Or like aliens? I also want to hear about that, yeah.
Speaker 1And you can write in any language you want. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if you feel like I don't want to write in English or Swedish or Chinese. Write in whatever you want.
Speaker 2If you prefer Russian, you can write in Russian.
Speaker 1Yeah sure, we don't discriminate.
Speaker 2No, and we'll figure out what you're trying to say.
Speaker 1Yes, we won't read it in Russian, but we will figure out what you're saying.
Speaker 2I will look at it and think that it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then I'll try to translate it. Anyway, that was the episode. Yeah, it was a really fun one and I hope you enjoyed it. Did you enjoy this?
Speaker 1I did.
Speaker 2Awesome Good.
Speaker 1Good.
Speaker 2All right. Well, we have our next Live Mad Libs on June 1st Well, we have our next Live. Mad Libs on June 1st. Thank you to those who participated last Live Mad Libs.
Speaker 1It was very fun you can find it on YouTube now. Yeah, we have a new point of view.
Speaker 2Yes, you can watch it on YouTube. It's probably disappeared from Twitch by now, because I don't think I saved it there. Okay, I took too long, my bad. All right, thank you, and we'll be back next week yes, anything else no.
Speaker 1I think we're good end it with goodbye yes, yeah, okay, goodbye, goodbye, bye bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty podcast if you kind of liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, tiktok and YouTube at Roasty, toasty, ghosty Pod.
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Speaker 1And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.
Speaker 2Goodbye Mattias, goodbye Lauren.