Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Episodes
284 episodes
#177: Wasted Time Travel
We bounce from real-life catch-up into movie night, rating the vibe of Happy Gilmore 2 and debating what Rocky II gets right and wrong. Then we unleash a long Mad Libs run that turns into surreal improv before we ask what’s ruining your life ri...
#176: Help, I'm Excited!
We record with no edits and let our week unfold, from broken glasses and exhaustion to a movie night double feature that turns into an underdog comparison. Then we lay out the pros and cons of being a woman, trade stories and jokes, and end by ...
#175:You Were The Big Bang
In which Lauren & Mattias present their assigned kangaReviews for Cobra & The Breaksfast Club. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Jesus pulling on his cross and the adult version of a boy band....
#174: All The Accents
In which Lauren & Mattias break down the ros and cons of being a man. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not being a threat and mustache masses.Content:OpeningMed...
#173:Obesity Jeans
In which Lauren & Mattias break down Mattias DNA results and compare each other. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as carb demigods and getting fitter faster.Content:OpeningW...
#172: Oregano Screenplay
We catch up on a busy Stockholm weekend, a Friday the 13th funeral, and a pair of movie watches that leave us with very different feelings. Then we spiral into an Oscars movie quiz and admit, once again, that we are not good at Oscars movies.&n...
[Leftovers] #171
We weigh a Boston trip and a summer visit that might turn into a full-on house work sprint. The talk bounces between kitchen renovation reality, a hard cemetery memory, and the kind of jokes that show how we cope day to day. • deciding...
#171: Unfortune Cookie
We bounce between spring walks, stubborn allergies, and a grab bag of movie takes before diving into four unhinged rounds of Mad Libs. The thread is simple: keep moving, keep laughing, and make space for small complaints that make us feel human...
#170: Birds Were Dripping
In which Lauren & Mattias tell the history lesson of how St.Patricks day started. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hiding in the bathroom and blisters.Content:Opening<...
#169: Toast Their Necks
In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Mattias birthday and learn the proper way to celebrate birthdays. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as last minute gas and soaked bathrobes. Content:
#168: Person Slapper
In which Lauren & Mattias figure out how Mattias could take advantage and make a living off of his secret talent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as water balloon tears and forgetting names.Con...
#167: Don't Execute Your Children
In which Lauren & Mattias teach how to raise children with ADHD and/or autism. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as the majority of us wanting to leave and choosing what food to wear.Content:<...
#166: Why I'm Not A Doctor
In which Lauren & Mattias learn how to deliver and receive bad news. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as being a fulltime bank robber and having tooth colds.Content:Opening