Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Episodes
320 episodes
#198: Marriage Is A Poisoned Gift
We tell the full story of a chaotic Paris trip that ends with a rooftop proposal under the Eiffel Tower sparkle and a very determined hunt for a baguette. Then we switch gears into movie night reviews, Swedish words that fool English speakers, ...
[Leftovers] #197
One tiny plan, one unexpected rabbit hole: we start by trying to solve the very real social puzzle of fika logistics. Who can come, who cannot, and what happens if you say the “wrong” thing to a friend? The jokes escalate fast, from imagined he...
#197: May Be A Baby
We bounce from chaotic banter into honest movie-night talk, comparing the loose hangout energy of Grown Ups 2 with the surprisingly tender robot-and-dog story in Finch. Then we turn the whole back half into Mad Libs madness, plug the next live ...
[Leftovers] #196
Someone asks your age and you answer… with math? That’s where we start, after meeting people who casually say “I’m from 93” instead of “I’m 33,” and it turns into a real conversation about culture, communication, and why “being direct” can soun...
#196: SAD!!!
We catch up on concerts, school, work, and movie nights that didn’t go to plan, then we review Grown Ups with pure chaotic love and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood with a lot of feelings about Fred Rogers. We also turn one listener’s “Sad” ...
[Leftovers] #195
We hit record, stare at the silence, and realize we have absolutely no plan and somehow that becomes the plan. Episode 195 is a behind-the-scenes comedy podcast spiral: mic checks, dead air, petty negotiations about what we “should” talk about,...
#195: Quiet, Awkward, Loud and Unfriendly
We bounce from chaotic movie night talk to real-life stress, then get unexpectedly practical about how to survive the first days at a new school when your brain keeps yelling that you have no map. We also share a big update about the podcast’s ...
[Leftovers] #194
The moment we hit record, the room tells on us: icons get moved, someone swears they already checked, and we realize we’re trying to podcast with no internet. Instead of pretending it’s smooth, we let the messy start stay in, because that’s wha...
#194: Cappuccino Worm
We time-travel through August 6, 1994 with box office hits, snack nostalgia, music, and fashion, then swing back to present-day life updates that somehow start with socks and end with chaos. Movie night brings Hubie Halloween and Splash to the ...
[Leftovers] #193
A phone that snaps onto a magnet shouldn’t feel like a life upgrade, but somehow it does. We start with a very real debate about the best place to park your phone while cooking and why the fridge is underrated when you’re trying to follow recip...
#193: Snaps His Fingers
We start with chaotic life banter, then swap quick movie-night takes on The Bachelor Party and Sandy Wexler before we accidentally create a cozy interactive bedtime story that turns surprisingly sweet. We end by picking favorite 1993 movies, ad...
[Leftovers] #192
We’re at that moment every long-running podcast eventually hits: the crossroads between keeping the machine running and letting it end on purpose. One part of us feels sad about closing a chapter, and another part feels genuinely free at the th...
#192: Fish Pie
We start with summer travel highs and lows, from a train trip to Astrid Lindgren’s World to the not so fun reality of bodies that hate long days in transit. Then we review The Week Of and The Money Pit before we spiral into AI astrology reading...
#191: Leave The Fruits Alone!
We come back together for a chaotic catch-up that turns into two movie reviews, a travel diary, and a lot of side quests about fruit, airports, and being tired. We talk through why The Burbs works as a horror comedy, why The Cobbler surprised u...
#190
We jump from chaotic life updates into movie night mode, rewatching Big and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan with equal parts nostalgia and side-eye. We laugh at the absurd bits, call out what feels creepy or dated, and end by asking you to tell u...
#189
We record a quick video call catch-up after a hot, sleepless night and compare two very different “siblings” movies. We review Stallone’s Paradise Alley and Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, then argue about what makes a character funny versus just...
[Leftovers] #188
“Go do the thing” sounds simple until your brain starts free-associating, your coworkers start spiraling, and someone says you should never settle for less than Optimus Prime. We kick off with that exact energy, then flash back to a workplace m...
#188: Eating The Cabinets
We’re juggling last-minute travel chaos while I get ready to fly from Sweden to the United States to renovate my mom’s kitchen, and we somehow turn it into ghost-dream talk and a whole lot of teasing. Then we settle into movie night reviews bef...
[Leftovers] #187
We start where a lot of real podcasts start: fiddling with microphone placement, trying to sound “equal,” and immediately getting distracted by the temptation to whisper and mess with our voices. What follows is pure friendship banter, the kind...
#187: Raiders of the Lost Skarsgard
We trade a chaotic catch-up for a full night of stories, movie opinions, and trivia that somehow teaches us real music facts. A birthday cruise, a new tattoo, and an unserious game night turn into a surprisingly cozy hang. • birthday c...
[Leftovers] #186
A single song can flip a normal night into a plan, and that’s where we start: one of us hears “A Single Second” and suddenly wants to revisit a concert film together. The question isn’t just “is it good?” It’s “is it a couple hours good?” We ta...