Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Episodes
295 episodes
[Leftovers] #183
You know that split-second panic before sleep where you have to confirm your phone is charging even though you just checked? We start right there, because that tiny ritual is weirdly universal, and it sets the tone for a fast, messy, funny conv...
#183: Fermus Mermus
We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end ...
[Leftovers] #182
We hit that awkward, hilarious moment where one of us says, “I’m done,” and the other one realizes they still has questions. What starts as a simple attempt to wrap up turns into a fast-moving, unscripted conversation about curiosity, boundarie...
#182: Whatever You Do, Don't Do That
We go from weekly life updates and burnout warnings to a personal story about raising a first child young, moving countries, and learning how much support systems matter. Then we shift gears into movie night and a deep dive on why a gymnast can...
[Leftovers] #181
I’m running on low sleep, my alarm is betraying me, and my watch is apparently “dying” which is a perfect setup for where this conversation goes next: straight into chaotic creativity. We start with tired, unfiltered life updates, then suddenly...
#181: Medical Staring
We bounce from movie night banter to an unexpectedly deep, very silly breakdown of why humans and animals yawn. Along the way, we talk gym horror stories, hair and eyebrow updates, and the life problems that feel huge when you’re tired.
[Leftovers] #180
You know that moment when you hit record and your brain instantly forgets how to be normal? That’s where we start, with a simple “hello” that turns into an audio troubleshooting reality check: one of us hears something off in the headphones, th...
#180: Best Sentence I Ever Heard
We drag ourselves through end-of-week exhaustion, then somehow turn it into a full movie night debrief and a real conversation about keeping routines alive. We review Rocky V and Murder Mystery, revisit how our movie night tradition started, an...
#179: For All The Creeps
We go from movie night vibes to unexpectedly sharp hot takes, bouncing between Rocky IV, Just Go With It, and the small habits that quietly run our lives. We argue about motivation, planning, and identity, then end by naming the tiny annoyances...
#178: Rather Be Blind Than Wrong
We bounce from movie night chaos to a surprisingly useful fitness reset, starting with Get On Board and ending with a Rocky-inspired plan you can do without stepping into a gym. We roast the try-hard approach, build a lazy-friendly routine that...
#177: Wasted Time Travel
We bounce from real-life catch-up into movie night, rating the vibe of Happy Gilmore 2 and debating what Rocky II gets right and wrong. Then we unleash a long Mad Libs run that turns into surreal improv before we ask what’s ruining your life ri...
#176: Help, I'm Excited!
We record with no edits and let our week unfold, from broken glasses and exhaustion to a movie night double feature that turns into an underdog comparison. Then we lay out the pros and cons of being a woman, trade stories and jokes, and end by ...
#175:You Were The Big Bang
In which Lauren & Mattias present their assigned kangaReviews for Cobra & The Breaksfast Club. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Jesus pulling on his cross and the adult version of a boy band....
#174: All The Accents
In which Lauren & Mattias break down the ros and cons of being a man. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not being a threat and mustache masses.Content:OpeningMed...
#173:Obesity Jeans
In which Lauren & Mattias break down Mattias DNA results and compare each other. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as carb demigods and getting fitter faster.Content:OpeningW...
#172: Oregano Screenplay
We catch up on a busy Stockholm weekend, a Friday the 13th funeral, and a pair of movie watches that leave us with very different feelings. Then we spiral into an Oscars movie quiz and admit, once again, that we are not good at Oscars movies.&n...
[Leftovers] #171
We weigh a Boston trip and a summer visit that might turn into a full-on house work sprint. The talk bounces between kitchen renovation reality, a hard cemetery memory, and the kind of jokes that show how we cope day to day. • deciding...