Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Episodes
314 episodes
#195: Quiet, Awkward, Loud and Unfriendly
We bounce from chaotic movie night talk to real-life stress, then get unexpectedly practical about how to survive the first days at a new school when your brain keeps yelling that you have no map. We also share a big update about the podcast’s ...
[Leftovers] #194
The moment we hit record, the room tells on us: icons get moved, someone swears they already checked, and we realize we’re trying to podcast with no internet. Instead of pretending it’s smooth, we let the messy start stay in, because that’s wha...
#194: Cappuccino Worm
We time-travel through August 6, 1994 with box office hits, snack nostalgia, music, and fashion, then swing back to present-day life updates that somehow start with socks and end with chaos. Movie night brings Hubie Halloween and Splash to the ...
[Leftovers] #193
A phone that snaps onto a magnet shouldn’t feel like a life upgrade, but somehow it does. We start with a very real debate about the best place to park your phone while cooking and why the fridge is underrated when you’re trying to follow recip...
#193: Snaps His Fingers
We start with chaotic life banter, then swap quick movie-night takes on The Bachelor Party and Sandy Wexler before we accidentally create a cozy interactive bedtime story that turns surprisingly sweet. We end by picking favorite 1993 movies, ad...
[Leftovers] #192
We’re at that moment every long-running podcast eventually hits: the crossroads between keeping the machine running and letting it end on purpose. One part of us feels sad about closing a chapter, and another part feels genuinely free at the th...
#192: Fish Pie
We start with summer travel highs and lows, from a train trip to Astrid Lindgren’s World to the not so fun reality of bodies that hate long days in transit. Then we review The Week Of and The Money Pit before we spiral into AI astrology reading...
#191: Leave The Fruits Alone!
We come back together for a chaotic catch-up that turns into two movie reviews, a travel diary, and a lot of side quests about fruit, airports, and being tired. We talk through why The Burbs works as a horror comedy, why The Cobbler surprised u...
#190
We jump from chaotic life updates into movie night mode, rewatching Big and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan with equal parts nostalgia and side-eye. We laugh at the absurd bits, call out what feels creepy or dated, and end by asking you to tell u...
#189
We record a quick video call catch-up after a hot, sleepless night and compare two very different “siblings” movies. We review Stallone’s Paradise Alley and Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, then argue about what makes a character funny versus just...
[Leftovers] #188
“Go do the thing” sounds simple until your brain starts free-associating, your coworkers start spiraling, and someone says you should never settle for less than Optimus Prime. We kick off with that exact energy, then flash back to a workplace m...
#188: Eating The Cabinets
We’re juggling last-minute travel chaos while I get ready to fly from Sweden to the United States to renovate my mom’s kitchen, and we somehow turn it into ghost-dream talk and a whole lot of teasing. Then we settle into movie night reviews bef...
[Leftovers] #187
We start where a lot of real podcasts start: fiddling with microphone placement, trying to sound “equal,” and immediately getting distracted by the temptation to whisper and mess with our voices. What follows is pure friendship banter, the kind...
#187: Raiders of the Lost Skarsgard
We trade a chaotic catch-up for a full night of stories, movie opinions, and trivia that somehow teaches us real music facts. A birthday cruise, a new tattoo, and an unserious game night turn into a surprisingly cozy hang. • birthday c...
[Leftovers] #186
A single song can flip a normal night into a plan, and that’s where we start: one of us hears “A Single Second” and suddenly wants to revisit a concert film together. The question isn’t just “is it good?” It’s “is it a couple hours good?” We ta...
#186: Hair Doctor
Lauren’s birthday turns into a loud, cake-fueled hangout where we bounce from real life fatigue to movie night opinions without pretending we have it all together. We review Demolition Man and The Ridiculous Six, then land on honest talk about ...
#184: Sorry For Living
We catch up on the week that somehow includes a crashed work party, a kid’s class trip, and a last-minute exam scramble. Then we pivot into movie night with Cliffhanger and Anger Management before turning the whole thing into a “how to” guide f...
[Leftovers] #183
You know that split-second panic before sleep where you have to confirm your phone is charging even though you just checked? We start right there, because that tiny ritual is weirdly universal, and it sets the tone for a fast, messy, funny conv...
#183: Fermus Mermus
We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end ...
[Leftovers] #182
We hit that awkward, hilarious moment where one of us says, “I’m done,” and the other one realizes they still has questions. What starts as a simple attempt to wrap up turns into a fast-moving, unscripted conversation about curiosity, boundarie...
#182: Whatever You Do, Don't Do That
We go from weekly life updates and burnout warnings to a personal story about raising a first child young, moving countries, and learning how much support systems matter. Then we shift gears into movie night and a deep dive on why a gymnast can...
[Leftovers] #181
I’m running on low sleep, my alarm is betraying me, and my watch is apparently “dying” which is a perfect setup for where this conversation goes next: straight into chaotic creativity. We start with tired, unfiltered life updates, then suddenly...