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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #71
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Roasty Toasty Ghosties
Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Ever wondered if your jokes are actually landing, or are you just amusing yourself? Join us as we dive deep into the rabbit hole of self-deprecating humor and existential comedic crises. In our 71st escapade, we do some serious soul-searching about the hilarity (or the lack thereof) of our own banter, and debate if our singing voices are hidden gems or better off buried like pirate treasure. It's a rollicking ride full of hypothetical face collections, multilingual renditions of "The Little Mermaid," and a smattering of good-natured ribbing that'll either have you chuckling along or questioning our collective sense of humor.
Prepare for a hodgepodge of movie madness as we veer off-script into the wilds of casual commentary and impromptu film reviews. We dabble in everything from the mystique of the name Bob to singing showdowns and the iconic mashup of the Grinch meets Rocky Horror. Moving from trivia-laden debates to the spontaneous whimsy of weather talk, our dialogue is as unpredictable as it is entertaining. And if you're in search of silver screen inspiration, stick around. We're sharing our personal movie picks amidst a cacophony of confused accents, cinematic challenges, and those ever-lovable outtakes that remind us all to take life—and ourselves—a little less seriously.
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Funny Banter and Song Requests
Speaker 1Now the recording has started and it looks, looks, it looks good, I didn't even look at the thing. Maybe you should Hold on.
Speaker 2Yeah, the thing is good. Yeah, since it looks good.
Speaker 1I was thinking, maybe it is good. Maybe, Hmm, that's how my brain works. I guess Okay, but you never know.
Speaker 2No Um Yep.
Speaker 1Is it this one? Yeah.
Speaker 2Or are those the small ones? Yeah, that looks like a small one. Can I sing the song for you now?
Speaker 1What song?
Speaker 2That I was trying to sing when I came in and I was laughing and you didn't think it was funny.
Speaker 1Okay, sing. It wasn't funny, I don't know. Okay, then don't sing. No, probably not. I remember something about you singing? It happened once.
Speaker 2And you didn't like it, so I vowed to never sing ever again.
Speaker 1I don't know if I said I didn't like it, did I?
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure you said that my singing is awful and you don't want to listen to it ever again okay, yeah, sounds like me yeah sounds like something I would say it kind of does um yeah, so you're not gonna sing I thought it was funny, but you didn't think it was funny, so maybe it's not funny was probably funny, because I don't know what funny is, since I'm not a funny person.
Speaker 1You are a funny person. I don't know what funny is, since I'm not a funny person.
Speaker 2You are a funny person, I don't know what funny is. You wouldn't be sitting here if you weren't a funny person. Oh my god, Stop please.
Speaker 1But what if you're not a funny person and we're just two unfunny persons?
Speaker 2That would be unfortunate.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Imagine if we weren't funny. Don't you think that would be disappointing?
Speaker 1Yeah, we would make fool of ourselves if that would be the case.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because we have done over 70 episodes.
Speaker 2This is our 71st.
Speaker 1Yeah, so yeah, that wouldn't be good. Yeah, that wouldn't be good. And if people think that we're not funny, maybe they should say something.
Speaker 2Maybe they should. Why don't they just like be honest already and be like just stop. You're not funny, you're not even slightly entertaining. I don't like it. My stomach has an awful lot to say I don't know why?
Speaker 1okay, okay, yeah, yeah. I understand what are you trying to say. Is that your stomach talking? Yeah, it talks like that. My stomach sounds like this Sound contrary. My stomach sounds like this yes.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Moneypenny yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1What's so funny?
Speaker 2Look at your face, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? I have a collection of faces.
Speaker 1Oh, that sounds disturbing.
Speaker 2I want to add yours too, okay, so that's that was why it was funny, because that's what I was thinking what was the song? You don't know the song or the words that I sang I, I know all of the words okay I'm not sure about the song. Where it comes from. Yeah, it's the Little Mermaid.
Speaker 1Ah, okay, ah okay, yes.
Speaker 2Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, girl who has everything. Look at this troll treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Speaker 1Yeah, I know the melody.
Casual Chat and Movie Reviews
Speaker 2I don't know the lyrics, since I only heard it in Swedishish. I've got gadgets and gets more, so fun. Okay, who sits on? What's this? You want to think of a bomb?
Speaker 1I've got 20, but who cares what think of a bum, I have 20.
Speaker 2Wait, bum, or Think of a bob.
Speaker 1Oh, think of a bomb. Bob Bob, oh a bob. Yeah, you have 20 of the bobs.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Persons.
Speaker 2Things of a bob, thing of a bob, oh, oh my.
Speaker 1God, no, no.
Speaker 2That that's dark, Are you?
Speaker 1named Bob? Oh my god, no, no, that, that's dark. Are you named Bob? Yes, meow Meow you barb now.
Speaker 2Okay, but who cares? No big deal.
Speaker 1I want more.
Speaker 2I want to be where the people are, I to see, want to see them dancing, walking around on the what do you call them? Three up where they walk, up where they run up, where they stay all day in the sun, wondering free. Wish I could be part of that world, in a mean world. What would I give if I could live out of this water?
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know the Swedish lyrics to the song either, but I know some of them. Okay, yeah, should we start?
Speaker 2No, yes, what would I pay? No, that's enough. I'm editing, I don't them. Okay, yeah, should we start?
Speaker 1No, yes, no, that's enough. I'm editing, I don't care, that's enough.
Speaker 2Why.
Speaker 1Because you sang already. Oh, my God.
Speaker 2See, this is why I don't sing. You always cut me off. You don't like it.
Speaker 1You sing for like 40 minutes. That's enough.
Speaker 2So this song's not even three minutes.
Speaker 1No, but how can you drag it out to 40?
Speaker 2I don't know, it hasn't even been 40 minutes.
Speaker 1Yes, it has Like seconds maybe. No, yeah, 400 seconds. You're 400 seconds seconds yeah and then.
Speaker 2So what would I?
Speaker 1know, just a little bit more okay, what's gonna happen is to be funny yeah it's always funny.
Speaker 2I'll let you sing a little bit. Bet you're on the internet, bet they don't reprimand the daughters. Bright young woman, sick of a soul, woman Ready to stand. And I'm ready to know. What do people know, asking my questions and get some answers what's a fire and what is it? What's the word Burr? That's all. That's all I had for today.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And that was it. I'm not singing ever again. Oh yeah sure you don't like it. Here's my proof.
Speaker 1Here's your proof. What's your proof?
Speaker 2This is my proof.
Speaker 1Your finger it hurts, it hurts. We are almost 13 minutes in. I'm editing yeah.
Speaker 2I forget to do what I want when I edit.
Speaker 1Sing then.
Speaker 2I don't want to. You're just Mr Grinch, All right. What do you want?
Speaker 1That you can sing and I can Do what Surf.
Speaker 2What could you possibly be doing that's more interesting than this Surf? Wow, that's nice, Matias. Can we start?
Speaker 1You should sing first I don't want to. Yes, you do.
Speaker 2No, I don't.
Speaker 1Yes, you do. You just get grumpy.
Speaker 2No, miss Grinch Grump, that alone bent in a bar. My name's Matias, casually removed.
Speaker 1Can I ask you, why is the outtakes 10 minutes?
Speaker 2I didn't make the outtake. What?
Speaker 1What no?
Speaker 2Because they're 10 minutes. I don't know what did you have 15.?
Speaker 1I don't know. No, I don't know either. All the outtakes are 10 minutes on YouTube.
Speaker 2Yeah, probably because there are only four subscribers. Okay, If you listen to it, it's just like a voice saying this is subscriber content. If you want to listen to it, you have to subscribe.
Speaker 1And then it's like what?
Speaker 2nine more minutes of silence?
Speaker 1Oh, okay, it's very exciting. I see that we have views on those, is that you?
Speaker 2I'm listening to the silence.
Speaker 1You're listening to the silence.
Speaker 2No it's not me it I'm listening to the silence. You're listening to the silence. No, it's not me, it can't be me. Okay, I haven't listened to the outtakes at all.
Speaker 1Like 68 have six views but we don't get any money. So I guess they just listen to that voice. I guess they think that voice is better than ours.
Speaker 2It's very exciting.
Speaker 1Are you grumpy?
Speaker 2I'm waiting. Yeah, you can start whenever you want am I starting.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you're the best at like everything am I who says that I do okay, I don't agree well, disagree to disagree on buzzsprout, it's uh 15. Oh, that's good. I'm sorry for being boring been boring hey. Now we have like 18 minutes of outtakes. Do you have a problem with that? No, do you have a problem with that? No, no.
Speaker 2I'm editing. I don't care how long it's taking. We're even early, so whatever. Yeah, why make a big deal out of the timing I'm not okay, a big deal out of the timing, I'm not okay, so quick with fear. You fools, what Nothing.
Speaker 1Why are you weird?
Speaker 2You're weird, okay, why are?
Speaker 1you weird. I didn't call you fools.
Speaker 2No, it was a reference to. Rocky Horror.
Speaker 1Oh which scene.
Speaker 2Um, when they get their feet stuck to the floor, okay, we're trapped. You are so quick with fear, you tiny fools or something. Yeah, like I know, I don't know anything.
Speaker 1No, I know you try, though you do your best. Okay, 20 minutes.
Speaker 2Shut up, no one cares.
Speaker 1Okay, you do it.
Speaker 2Hello, no, come here Hello.
Speaker 1Hello.
Speaker 2Now what? Look, I can just do this. Oh wow, I'm sorry yeah.
Speaker 1Awesome, how the weather is going to be, how weather the weather is going to be.
Speaker 2How much weather? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1But we doesn't.
Speaker 2That was not me, Just you know whatever noises are going on, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Um the movie. It was amazing.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2It was the best movie ever.
Speaker 1Like no, I'm stop it Stop it, stop it, stop it yeah.
Speaker 2Don't do that, stop it, stop it Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 2Stop it, matias. I like the movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, you don't have to overdrive.
Speaker 2No, I'm not.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2It was a good movie. Yeah, don't get upset with me.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2It's a crime story all over again. God, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1No, yeah, you like this movie, I hate you now.
Speaker 2Yeah. You like the movie, I like You're not allowed to like the movies that I like. No, I enjoyed it a lot though. Yes, it was a really good movie though.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Which is upsetting. What do I do with my list?
Speaker 1I mean, just pick ten that you like, the ten you like the most, and then you can have the honorable mentions. I mean, yeah, I think that's what you should do, because it's not like you hate the other ones. You have to mention them either way.
Speaker 2so right, okay, yeah, all right, all right.
Speaker 1From a movie Of a movie. You're gonna cut this, so you figure it out? Yeah I gave you some options to pick and choose from, so yeah, um and um.
Speaker 2You know, Jackie.
Speaker 1The stunt that you I'm sorry for, but the stunt you have been waiting for.
Speaker 2It is the one I've been waiting for.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, when you told me about the video and you said there was a from a movie, he was sliding down and I'm like, yep, that's the last movie.
Speaker 2You're never going gonna see that one. Yeah, that was it yeah um, oh, that was um, that was police story, for right, is that the one with the teenagers?
Speaker 1no, that's new police story okay, yeah, that one.
Speaker 2Yeah, were like on a roof or something.
Speaker 1Yeah, they were on a roof there too. Yes, yeah. He was sliding down that.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Mm, but it was this one you were thinking about. Yeah, because I saw that video too. Okay, and I'm like, yeah, that's not gonna be anytime soon. When you talked about it, yeah, but I didn't want to say anything? Yeah, um, so, yeah, now you finally have seen it. So, and um what else?
Speaker 2oh yeah, oh, I'm sorry for interrupting you yeah, I'm gonna have to cut it now because I don't remember.
Speaker 1You said something about stunts. You wanted to add something about the greatness where he was. What's the word Interrogated? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2What, what Say the word?
Speaker 1Yeah, that's all I had to say.
Speaker 2Really.
Speaker 1Isn't it, isn't it I don't know. Isn't it? Or did you want me to say anything else I?
Speaker 2Isn't it? Or did you want me to say?
Speaker 1anything else I don't know. Okay, I think that's enough.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1Unless you want. I mean, I can tell you anything. If you want to know something, maybe I can tell you. You look tired.
Speaker 2We can keep going.
Speaker 1With who Am I?
Speaker 2Do you have anything else to?
Speaker 1say no.
Speaker 2All right Then.
Speaker 1Then we keep going with the next movie. Yes, that's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 2Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 1Yeah, what I thought. You said two and I'm like no, the second one Disenchanted she. I lost her name. I know her name, know her name, you know her. Yeah, and you won't help me I'm well.
Speaker 2I was waiting for you to ask oh, okay because I never know when I can help you okay, okay um I will help you if you want help yeah her name is giselle oh, giselle, weird name, but she's.
Speaker 1It's at least sounds like a girl's name, so okay that's all you really have to say. You don't have to say much more no, um, um, yeah, yeah and uh, oh yeah, I didn't say what people were in the movie. Okay, the people star. The people stars.
Speaker 2No, the movie the people stars.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, but Missed some steps on the way and got some singers for that. But it's just Singers, singers. I got some singers for that, but it's just Singers, singers, like I got some shit for that, I can't use that word. So I got some slack, no, that's. I got some tights, tight.
Speaker 2I got so tight, got some tights, no tight I got so tight.
Speaker 1I no, I, I'm gonna find a better word. Can I help? No, um good, because can't think no, I can, I think I um, for me not noticing, you know, like big plot devices and such, and yeah, because I apparently was only looking at my phone the whole time, which I wasn't. So, anyhow, I really liked this movie and I, when asked for the parts I missed, I caught up and I use it Without phone usage. Okay, what do you have to say about this movie? You can cut whatever you If you think it's unnecessary for me to mention that.
Speaker 2What did I think?
Speaker 1Okay, what no?
Speaker 2Did you want me to say something else? No, uh.
Speaker 1Record.
Speaker 2Three, six, nine, damn, she's fine.
Speaker 1Yay.
Speaker 2Get low, get low, get low, get low. To the window, to the wall. The sweat drops off my balls.
Speaker 1I did it right to the sweat drips off my balls you all these bitches crawl you want to know something funny about that, what it's in the Proposal.
Speaker 2That's a good one.
Speaker 1Oh, you've seen the movie.
Speaker 2I've heard. I've heard it's good. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1You haven't, I haven't. Sandra Bullock does that one.
Speaker 2Okay, yes, yes, okay, motherfucker, to the window, to the window, to the window.
Speaker 1To the window.
Speaker 2To the wall.
Speaker 1To the walls.
Speaker 2To the. I did it wrong. The sweat drips off my balls, bitches crawl yeah, come to me you wanna dance?
Speaker 1no.
Speaker 2I wanna rock with you all night, dance you into the sun all night long.
Speaker 1All night long, all night, all night long, all night.
Speaker 2Yep Turn the windows.
Speaker 1Okay, so this is the second part.
Speaker 2I like big button. I cannot, can, I'll lie, you're out of my hands and I'm like rolling with it. It's been wasting something and pretty good, wrong my anaconda. Don't want nothing. You can't find something, okay, sorry.
Speaker 1It's in Kung Pao.
Speaker 2Mm, it is.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Whoa blackberry family. Whoa blackberry family, blackberry and child family. Whoa black penny bam bam. Whoa black penny. Bam bam. Black penny. Jam bam bam, ding ding, go go bam bam. Ring ding ring, ring, ring ding ding go ring. Bam bam whoa black penny, bam bam Whoa black penny. See, this is the problem. Every time I start having fun, you get bored and get annoyed. Oh, I don't know. What should I do? I don't know. Tell me to shut up, I guess so we can get going.
Speaker 1No, it's you as you want to. No, um, you're editing, so if you decide, you can sing as much as that's what I said.
Speaker 2And and you still get annoyed. No, look at your face, isn't it neat? What do you think my complexion's coming so just to yeah.
Speaker 1My list doesn't have any like specific order or anything like that. I just pick ten movies that I think are the best Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1That, I think, are the best. Okay, so you're going to start with the 10. Or start with the one you like the least of the 10. And end with the one you like the best.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, there were a lot more New police story. Yeah, with the teenagers.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Okay, thank you, that's that. Yeah, oh, I have to cut that.
Speaker 1Okay, thank you, that's that. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2Oh, I have to cut that.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Sorry, because New Police Story did make my list.
Speaker 1Oh, so I'm cutting that one. Okay, do you have another one? Is that of New Police Story. Who am I?
Speaker 2Oh, Can I if I hop to this side here? Yeah, I want to read the others. Because, I told you I had a top 25. Yeah, please do and that was only like 13. Okay, so I have Armor of God 3, chinese Zodiac, battle Creek Brawl and Rumble in the Bronx. Still can't tell the difference, but I think I like both of them. Yeah, I'm sure they're completely different movies, but for some reason I get the two mixed up all the time.
Speaker 1I'm a little bit surprised that you didn't have Police Story 4, first Strike on why? Because you said that was a really good one. I hope you said you wanted it on Blu-ray.
Speaker 2Yeah Well, I wrote Police Story 4, first Strike in my list, but I think I was thinking of New Police Story.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2It's on my list either way.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Now they're both in my list.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's of course, fine. I I mean, there's a lot of good movies yeah, and it's also my memory I don't remember you only seen them once.
Speaker 2Yeah, I have to see them at least twice to like really enjoy them yeah, thoroughly yeah, I'm going to continue.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Miracles.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Karate Kid remake.
Speaker 2Skip Trace. Yeah, accidental Spy.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2The Medallion Even though it was dumb, I still liked it. The Tuxedo I really like that and Twin Dragons.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Discussion of Favorite Movies
Speaker 2Island of Fire. I really like that. Hidden Strike my Lucky Stars like that, uh, hidden strike my lucky stars. Yeah, spiritual kung fu and gorgeous. Oh yeah, that was it very good. I'm sure there's several others that I could have added, but I just don't remember yeah I, it's the same for me I like. So it feels like a lot of them are so similar, especially the old ones yeah a lot of them feel like they're generally the same, just different characters, I guess yeah, true and like namia, was so weird yeah, it was yeah, anyway, can we move on to yours?
Speaker 2okay you don't have to no, but you could start off with your bottom five.
Speaker 1Okay, do you want me to do that?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, yeah, I think I can do them in order actually, so I don't want to see that movie again. And he's like that's, you know kind of what's the word? Yeah, words that you know kind of uh, uh, what's the word? Um, yeah words, uh, yeah around the world. In 80 days I heard that. So, um, yes, I love the that scene.
Speaker 2And um, okay, it's good it's probably a very good movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, what do you Do you wanna? Okay, have you fallen asleep, or?
Speaker 2What would you like?
Speaker 1Do you want? Are you doing the quiz first?
Speaker 2Can we go back and forth?
Speaker 1Back and forth. Mm-hmm, I think we might have different kind of questions though.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Can I, can we do my first and then we? Okay, can I, can we do my first and then we.
Speaker 2Okay, yep, yep, quiz me first.
Speaker 1Okay, you can't take off my clothes.
Speaker 2Wow, I don't know. I think I might get it wrong on purpose. Yeah, aww, I was looking forward to you undressing me. Yeah, yeah, it's looking forward to you undressing yeah. How many language? What honorary God. I can't read any of the words. Why are they so difficult?
Speaker 1How drunk are you?
Speaker 2I'm so drunk. What honor, honorary. I want to say that, as Schwarzenegger, I am Jackie Chan, because he talks like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, lifetime machine. Wasn't that like 2016? You got that?
Speaker 2I'm not sure, it says 99.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they know more about him than I do.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1Yeah, no worries, I'm gonna muffle him.
Speaker 2But he has.
Speaker 1That's not a thing.
Speaker 2I guess I'm gonna gag him. Oh, I bet you are so weird. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1So he doesn't bite, okay? Or should we wait until tomorrow?
Speaker 2You can do it. That's what you need to do.
Speaker 1I wanna do it now, is that okay? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2I have to find a pen. I found a pen, I found a pen. I don't want a long one.
Speaker 1Okay, um, wait, what, um, wait what. You have one. Yeah, can I ask you what you're? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, I'm gonna. What are you gonna search for? Looking, looking for Jackie. No, a noun, that's more. So I'm going to wait with that one and say, like a what are those looks?
Speaker 2I'm sorry, there's not another one on the movie list.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2There's not another one on the movie list.
Speaker 1I'm going to check. Go ahead, I'm gonna check. Go ahead, you can take out the looking part Wait. I already used strike, so oh, I thought I was too. I'm gonna check. No, I'm just upset because you come up with words faster than I do. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry, I am Rice. Do you have another word, nut.
Speaker 2Okay, am I in your way?
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2Am I in your way?
Speaker 1No, we your way. No, we're saying what?
Speaker 2that's the title, oh okay, I'm sorry again.
Speaker 1Is that you?
Speaker 2yes, grump sat alone on a bench in the park. My name's Mattias. It's Casually Rimbaud.
Speaker 1I'm gonna write it first Retired. We're taking such a long time. Why didn't I do this earlier? Because I always forget. Okay, right, actually, are you okay, or Okay?
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Hello, do you want to listen or not?
Speaker 2Me too.
Speaker 1Yeah.