[Outtakes] #73

Have you ever been privy to an inside joke that felt like a warm embrace from an old friend? That's the kind of vibe we're serving up in our latest gabfest, where casual chit-chat morphs into a treasure trove of shared secrets and belly laughs. This episode is all about the uncharted territories of everyday musings and the hilarity of a technical hiccup we didn't see coming. Imagine us kicking back with tales of our 'Rent' re-watch, stirring up a hearty debate that might just spin-off into its own feature discussion. No script? No problem. Our spontaneous banter is like jazz—improvised, unexpected, and oh-so-sweet.

Now, let's talk about the symphony of our voices—specifically, our singing voices, and the occasional mix-up they create. Whether it's a gentle nudge for more melody or a playful tiff over who sighs melodramatically at whose singing, we're like two maestros in a comedic concerto. Recollecting episode highlights, we strike a chord remembering those impromptu duets considered for festive times. Rest assured, it's all in good fun, and there's nothing but encouragement here. So, if you're ready for a dose of camaraderie that's as comforting as your favorite tune, tune in. We've got the kind of rapport that could turn any moment into an encore-worthy performance—no guest stars needed, just us and the magic of our everyday chitchat.

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Transcript

Casual Chit-Chat and Banter

Speaker 2 0:00

And go Okay , bye .

Speaker 1 0:03

Go go .

Speaker 2 0:04

Go , go , wake me up before I go go to sleep . I didn't sing , I said the words .

Speaker 1 0:11

Yeah , you are allowed to sing , because I don't have anything I want to say yet . Okay , as soon as you're singing , I want to say something .

Speaker 2 0:21

To make me stop .

Speaker 1 0:23

Yeah , so I can say what I wanted to say . Now are we on the right thing ? Did you check ?

Speaker 2 0:30

I did .

Speaker 1 0:31

Good Hello .

Speaker 2 0:33

Hello .

Speaker 1 0:35

Did you want to warm up first ?

Speaker 2 0:37

We can warm up .

Speaker 1 0:38

Yeah , warm up .

Speaker 2 0:40

Warm up .

Speaker 1 0:42

Okay , say something then , or I'll give you a .

Speaker 2 0:49

Let's see what's been on my mind lately . I don't know , I don't really think , I guess .

Speaker 1 1:00

Okay , no , I can see that I don't think that much either . We're so entertaining .

Speaker 2 1:09

Yeah .

Speaker 1 1:10

I really don't know what to say .

Speaker 2 1:12

Talk to me , okay . What have you been thinking about ? What's been on your mind ?

Speaker 1 1:18

I don't know , just nothing . I mean boring stuff Need to work , and yeah , that's it . Maybe I've been thinking about movies , music , sometimes . Yeah , I don't know , that's it .

Speaker 2 1:39

The only thing that's been on my mind . I can't talk about it . Okay , it's a secret . I have secrets .

Speaker 1 1:46

Yeah , yeah , that's okay . You can have secrets , you want to tell secrets ? No , no , cause I kind of want the secrets to be secrets . Oh , that's how I do with my secrets I keep them secret .

Speaker 2 2:03

Do you know I do With my secrets .

Speaker 1 2:04

I keep them secret . Do you though I do ? That's my stomach .

Speaker 2 2:06

Sure , I believe you .

Speaker 1 2:10

Mm .

Speaker 2 2:16

Hey .

Speaker 1 2:17

Wait , what is this ? Why is that here ?

Speaker 2 2:20

Oh , I guess you could detach it . It's so that you could use the microphone and the headphones . Do they still work ?

Speaker 1 2:46

Yeah , kind of , but I'm deaf in one ear .

Speaker 2 2:50

Weird . Yeah , is that better ? Yeah , now it's better . It's better for me , yeah .

Speaker 1 2:55

You dropped that . I don't want to move too much , because I don't want .

Speaker 2 2:59

Yeah , okay , hi .

Speaker 1 3:00

Hello , okay , are we starting .

Speaker 2 3:02

I know , I know , just go ahead . Yeah , have we starting . I know I know , just go ahead . Yeah , have we started what you didn't open your drink .

Speaker 1 3:13

I can do that .

Speaker 2 3:14

I know .

Speaker 1 3:15

Wait a minute .

Speaker 2 3:16

Can I also no ?

Speaker 1 3:17

Yeah , three , oh you don't .

Speaker 2 3:20

You said no .

Speaker 1 3:21

I was kidding .

Speaker 2 3:22

I can't .

Speaker 1 3:24

Nothing else . Chairs , chairs , did it even touch .

Speaker 2 3:28

Mm-hmm , they touched .

Speaker 1 3:30

Okay .

Speaker 2 3:33

Let's see how this goes . All right , that's all . Yes , like I said , Are you going to try again ? Are we continuing ? What's going on ? What ?

Speaker 1 3:45

are you gonna ?

Speaker 2 3:46

try again , or are we continuing ? What's going on ? What are you doing ?

Speaker 1 3:49

I said the thing oh yeah , I know that on saturday we watched a movie . Was it saturday ?

Speaker 2 3:56

or was it ? It was we watched rent ? Yeah , but we already talked about this .

Speaker 1 4:02

Yeah , so .

Speaker 2 4:03

We're going to talk about it later .

Speaker 1 4:05

Okay , so do I cut it in at the movie on or no ? Yeah , I think so . Okay .

Speaker 2 4:13

Yeah , because we introduced Rent in the extra recording . You are the king of ass . No , you can't keep it .

Speaker 1 4:24

I can keep mine because I just said ass king , you're the king of ass . No , you can't keep it .

Speaker 2 4:28

I can keep mine , because I just said ass king , so Okay , so last weekend , on Saturday , we re-watched Rent . Yeah .

Speaker 1 4:40

So this is going to be in the next episode , right ? Yeah , this part is going to be in the next episode , right .

Speaker 2 4:46

Yeah , this part is going to be in the next episode .

Speaker 1 4:49

So then we can say that last Saturday .

Speaker 2 4:57

Which is today .

Speaker 1 4:58

Yeah , we can't say today no , no it was last Saturday . That's how I hold by throwing today . No , no , it was last Saturday . That's how I hold by throwing up . No , the next thing , what's that ?

Speaker 2 5:12

Whatever we say when we're done with this oh , yeah , yeah . And now I'd like to present . Ernest is going to walk through the door any second now . No , no , okay . Would you like to now ? No , no , okay . Would you like to wrap this up ?

Speaker 1 5:26

Yeah , all right , is this the next week's episode ? 20 minutes , I can . You can work with 20 minutes , yeah , I can , you know what ?

Speaker 2 5:36

Let's just pre-record next week and then we'll have . We don't have to stay up all night .

Speaker 1 5:42

No , yeah .

Speaker 2 5:42

So hello and welcome .

Speaker 1 5:45

We haven't seen the movies yet .

Speaker 2 5:47

No , what's the first movie ? Was that Adventures ?

Speaker 1 5:51

In Babysitting Okay .

Speaker 2 5:52

Yeah , in Wonderland , and then we watched Tick , tick , boom In Wonderland , in Wonderland as well . I don't remember anything that happened in either of the movies no . Um , and that's it . Yep , would you like to take a break ? Yeah , okay , I think so .

Speaker 1 6:14

Auschwitz .

Speaker 2 6:15

Auschwitz . Okay , the Wizard of Auschwitz , oh my god , no , no .

Speaker 1 6:22

Okay .

Speaker 2 6:23

You can't say that no , not okay , not okay are we done ?

Speaker 1 6:31

are we done ? I think so , all right say goodbye , bye bye , or I don't even know if we said it in the Sorry . Yeah , I'm deaf again . What ?

Speaker 2 6:43

What .

Speaker 1 6:44

What , what ? You were going to say something I said . I don't even know if we said that . We re-watched it .

Speaker 2 6:52

I don't know .

Speaker 1 6:53

Anyhow , now I've said it , so I'm going to cut the thing in . And then , well , what did we watch ?

Speaker 2 7:00

Can you say it ?

Speaker 1 7:01

No , I don't know the lyrics to that one .

Speaker 2 7:05

No , I just know . I was like how are they connected ?

Speaker 1 7:07

Oh , okay , so we started with . I thought you were going to talk about adventures and babysitting .

Speaker 2 7:17

Yeah .

Speaker 1 7:17

We've been doing that . Okay , sorry , we're gonna talk about adventures in babysitting . Yeah , we've been doing that . Okay , I'm sorry , no , it's so , I wasn't there , but I've heard that everyone was on drugs in the 80s . Yeah , I mean it's . It's a little bit like all over the place it's going in different directions and I mean like literally , yeah , I don't know . I don't know what I'm saying , I'm tired , not that it matters , but I just that was what you know . It was unexpected for me that he wasn't gay .

Speaker 2 8:04

I'm back .

Speaker 1 8:05

Okay , only you , what ? Only you , yeah , only you can make . Can I make all this world seem bright ? No , seem right . Only you can make the darkness bright . Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do and fill my heart with love . For only you , only you . Yeah , I'm done .

Singing Preferences and Misunderstandings

Speaker 1 8:46

Okay , are you mad at me for singing ?

Speaker 2 8:50

I'm not you .

Speaker 1 8:52

No .

Speaker 2 8:52

No , I don't get upset over you singing , get upset over you singing no . In fact .

Speaker 1 8:58

I don't get upset .

Speaker 2 8:59

Shut up . In fact , I enjoy it . Okay , you should sing more often .

Speaker 1 9:06

Looking from a window above , it's like a story of love . No , that's another , only you . What let's ?

Speaker 2 9:16

talk , I'm listening , keep going .

Speaker 1 9:21

It's like a story of love . Can you hear me ? Came back only yesterday . I'm moving further away , won't you near me ? All I needed was the love you gave . All I needed for another day and all I ever knew Only you . I can't do that by myself . No , okay , I'm done with this scene now . That's to only you , to only you .

Speaker 2 10:05

See , we're like opposite , because I start sighing when you're done . Yeah , you sigh when I start .

Speaker 1 10:11

Yeah .

Speaker 2 10:12

Jerk , you ruined everything .

Speaker 1 10:14

What do you mean by stopping singing ?

Speaker 2 10:18

Yeah .

Speaker 1 10:19

Or do you mean that ?

Speaker 2 10:20

I by not singing .

Speaker 1 10:22

Yeah , but or do you mean by not by sighing at you when you sing ?

Speaker 2 10:29

Yes , that too Both .

Speaker 1 10:31

But it's not like that every time you sing . No , it's not . If you think so , maybe you should listen to all the episodes .

Speaker 2 10:42

I have .

Speaker 1 10:43

Yeah , and I don't sigh every time .

Speaker 2 10:47

I don't know . No , I guess you don't , because I do listen to them .

Speaker 1 10:51

I guess you don't know , because if you knew , you would know that I don't sigh every time .

Speaker 2 10:58

In fact , I asked you to sing a few times , like now yeah , but I know better , Because once I start I'm going to have trouble stopping . Okay , and you don't like that .

Speaker 1 11:14

And , if I remember correctly , I was the one who wanted us to do duets at Christmas time , us both , both singing .

Speaker 2 11:25

Yeah .

Speaker 1 11:26

At the same time Did I say that .

Speaker 2 11:28

What .

Speaker 1 11:29

Did I say when we did the duets ?

Speaker 2 11:34

Didn't you .

Speaker 1 11:35

While singing .

Speaker 2 11:36

Yeah .

Speaker 1 11:40

I don't think so . So , no , that's not true . It's only true in your head . Not every time Are we going to do the thing that you wanted us to do ?

Speaker 2 11:51

Are we going to do a thing ? I'm sorry , uncomfortable . I'm going to go back here as far as I can . Sorry , uncomfortable , I'm going to go back here as far as I can go . No , I can't move that far .

Speaker 1 12:05

It was me sitting uncomfortable Can you fix it . And then I have to get up . Why ? Because I don't get my leg on that side without Get up . Yeah , that's what I said , I can do it without getting up there .

Speaker 2 12:25

Yeah , are you good now ?

Speaker 1 12:28

Yeah , it's better . Okay , so now we're back . Oh , again , again .

Speaker 2 12:34

I don't know , okay , okay .

Speaker 1 12:36

I think we've been back for like five or six minutes now .

Speaker 2 12:40

Hours .

Speaker 1 12:42

Feel like it , wait , I fixed it for you .

Speaker 2 12:46

I thought you were gonna hit me .

Speaker 1 12:47

Yeah , I wanted to . No , Okay , no .

Speaker 2 12:50

I'm gonna look that up .

Speaker 1 12:52

What You're gonna look that up .

Speaker 2 12:55

Oh my god , I wrote it right Sun . I wrote sun instead of slob . How to not be a sun while eating ? Oh , I misread it . Okay , I changed it .

Speaker 1 13:15

Um , I , um , I , um , blah , blah . Can I have my bucket ? Yeah , um , no , I . Have you ever tried drinking with your mouth open . Yeah , I've tried drinking all the ways possible while inhalating .

Speaker 2 13:42

Inhalating .

Speaker 1 13:44

Yeah , and everything no what was the question ?

Speaker 2 13:50

You try to catch it when you drop it , except you didn't even spill the water .

Speaker 1 13:54

No , like nothing happened . I felt it though .

Speaker 2 13:57

I don't know what you felt , but you like didn't even move . And then you're like oh my god Nothing happened .

Speaker 1 14:08

So what was the question ?

Speaker 2 14:10

Eat mindfully and slowly oh yeah , it was my question . My question was have you ever tried drinking with your mouth open ?

Speaker 1 14:19

Yes , and I probably have Okay .

Speaker 2 14:25

How many people's saliva have you had in your mouth ?

Speaker 1 14:28

I don't know .

Speaker 2 14:29

Okay .

Speaker 1 14:30

You mean at the same time ?

Speaker 2 14:32

Yeah .

Speaker 1 14:35

I don't think I had more than I mean two people .

Speaker 2 14:40

Okay .

Speaker 1 14:41

At the time .

Speaker 2 14:42

At the time . Yeah , okay , excluding yourself .

Speaker 1 14:45

Oh no .

Speaker 2 14:46

Okay , including yourself , including myself . Okay , so you and someone else , yeah , okay .

Speaker 1 14:51

I never done like a three-person kiss or anything like that .

Speaker 2 14:56

No , I haven't either . That's not what I'm talking about .

Speaker 1 15:00

Oh , okay .

Speaker 2 15:08

Clean as you go .

Speaker 1 15:10

Aw , aw , aw .

Speaker 2 15:12

Promptly , promptly , promptly , promptly , you're done . I'm not done yet are you done with your sips ? Not yet okay , are you done with your sips ?

Speaker 1 15:46

not yet okay do you know what ? What else I'm done with ?

Speaker 2 15:58

What .

Speaker 1 15:59

What ? What Is that ? Do you mean ? Like , what did you say , or what ?

Speaker 2 16:06

That's what I said . What , what did you say ?

Speaker 1 16:09

Did you hear what I said ? No , no , okay , what Okay ?

Speaker 2 16:14

I said Do you have any ?

Speaker 1 16:17

Do you have anything ?

Speaker 2 16:19

No , no , no . Next live Mad Libs , may 4th . Next what ?

Speaker 1 16:27

What did I say ? Yeah , this was a .

Speaker 2 16:30

This is garbage .

Speaker 1 16:31

Yeah , it was a Just throw this away . Okay , Like file 13? .

Speaker 2 16:36

Yeah , I feel like shit .

Speaker 1 16:38

Yeah , okay , fun experience .