[Outtakes] #84

Ever found yourself in a comical struggle over something as simple as finding the right battery? That's how our latest episode kicks off, a rollicking ride through the hilarities and headaches of everyday life. From the fine art of chopping wood to the perplexities of geometry terms like "rhombus" and "parallelogram," we spare no mundane detail. Technology troubles and the importance of a perfect setup become a battleground for both frustration and laughs. So whether you're a tech whiz or a tech disaster, you'll find a bit of yourself in our chaotic yet relatable tales.

As our stream-of-consciousness conversation unfolds, expect a rollercoaster of emotions and quirky tangents. We explore the beautiful messiness of language, complete with missteps, confusion, and even a quirky debate on Italian pronunciation. Grumpy moments, forgotten thoughts, and the joys of spontaneous interaction take center stage, offering a genuine glimpse into the raw and unfiltered dynamics of our friendship. This episode is a delightful jumble of humor, authenticity, and real-life quirks that will leave you nodding along and chuckling in recognition.

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Transcript

Casual Conversation Between Friends

Speaker 1 0:00

Record. I just need a battery. This one, no, the one to the left.

Speaker 2 0:08

What.

Speaker 1 0:09

The left. Wait, I dropped it. This one, yes. Well, no, I said the one to the left. Okay, the one in the middle, then the one with the batteries, just the one is fine.

Speaker 2 0:26

Thank you, the one to the, thank you the one to the left. I go to the left.

Speaker 1 0:28

No, I said to the left yeah, the one to the left of that box could have said the one in the middle nothing's good enough for you not when I have to do stuff oh my god, matias, you're so amazing. I don't know, fine, whatever. You know what it works. Stop, just stop. You know what it works. Stop, just stop. That's enough.

Speaker 2 1:10

Yeah, I think that's enough with that.

Speaker 1 1:13

You know what, it's enough.

Speaker 2 1:16

Enough is, enough is enough.

Speaker 1 1:19

If you have something to say, you're free to say it.

Speaker 2 1:23

Stop.

Speaker 1 1:24

Why. Messing with this why, because it makes the noises you are making more noises, you're noisy says the one who just burped yeah, how many times have you burped one? Okay, you're going to again.

Speaker 2 1:40

Yeah yeah, not right now, I you sure. Yes, okay, maybe fart.

Speaker 1 1:46

No, can you not I?

Speaker 2 1:48

cannot.

Speaker 1 1:52

Okay, I picked up a little bit around here. You probably don't notice, but you mean you cleaned? A little bit. Yeah, I know it doesn't look like it, but I did yeah, you probably did, okay, okay. Okay, what.

Speaker 2 2:13

I don't know. I'm thinking of coming up with something to talk about. Okay, because we need to warm up first.

Speaker 1 2:20

We do.

Speaker 2 2:21

Do you have anything you want to talk about?

Speaker 1 2:25

Yes, that's not straight want to talk about.

Speaker 2 2:26

Yes, that's not straight Without touching the table and stuff.

Speaker 1 2:29

Well, it needs to be perfect so that, like it captures the same amount on both sides.

Speaker 2 2:34

Well then you have to back the F off.

Speaker 1 2:38

No, well, it had to be just adjusted a little bit. Oh, okay, not like me the distance, but more like Okay.

Speaker 2 2:49

You want me to back up?

Speaker 1 2:51

No, okay Did you have something to Do, I have anything to talk about no. What about you? Did you have something? No and we have nothing good for the episode and I mean I haven't done anything during the week and we have done something yeah, we did one thing and you've chopped wood all week and you're still not done.

Speaker 2 3:28

No.

Speaker 1 3:28

So that's another week of no adventures. Okay, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 3:34

Yeah, the week stuff I'm thinking we might want to talk about later when it's time to talk about the week. I'm just trying to think of what I can talk about later when it's time to talk about the week.

Speaker 1 3:44

Mm-hmm. So that's, I'm just trying to think of, like, what I can talk about, because there's really nothing.

Speaker 2 3:51

No, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 3:57

Nothing. You have nothing else to talk about. Nothing comes to mind. Okay.

Speaker 2 4:01

I really don't know. What did we talk about last week? Shrimp, shrimp, yes. Have you tried any shrimps?

Speaker 1 4:11

yet Gross no way.

Speaker 2 4:13

Have you heard anything about the no, no comments or anything? Nothing. That's disappointing, but hopefully we will get some.

Speaker 1 4:24

Oh my god, seriously Okay, weirdos, Anyway Weirdos.

Speaker 2 4:31

Oh yes.

Speaker 1 4:32

Yes, I just, I just, I just, I pulled the thing, I pulled the thing and then it came out.

Speaker 2 4:42

Hello.

Speaker 1 4:43

You fixed it, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 4:46

So you did like my new it's red, which was unexpected, yeah. My thought was that I'm going to start working again.

Speaker 1 4:57

Right. And our boxes are red, so all the ink is just going to camouflage on again Right, and our boxes are red, so all the ink is just going to camouflage on there yeah. So it'll look new forever. It's always going to be red. Yeah, mine is blue.

Speaker 2 5:09

Yeah, you don't have the. No, because what will it look like?

Speaker 1 5:14

Can I show you?

Speaker 2 5:15

Yes.

Speaker 1 5:16

I think that this holding it like this is kind of annoying. Okay, that's just me. I mean, I'll do it if it's just something really quick, but if I'm going to sit there and scroll and I just turned off your phone, I guess what happened? Nothing, oh, okay, but I think it's easier, just like this, okay, yeah, well, my hands aren't as big as yours, which I'm going to use that as my excuse.

Speaker 2 5:44

Okay, so you have to have big hands to put a thumb there and just sit like that.

Speaker 1 5:49

I also don't have like the balance in my hands. It just doesn't work. And usually I hold my phone like that anyway, like shaking.

Speaker 2 5:58

Yeah, of course, yeah, you're always shaking. Yeah, of course, yeah, you're always freezing, yeah, something like that. Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 6:09

All right.

Speaker 2 6:09

Yeah, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 6:11

I'm getting there, I'm getting there, let's do something fun. Okay, let's listen. No, no, just to see who opened last time.

Speaker 2 6:23

Or you do one and I do one, and then we see which one. Then we can listen.

Speaker 1 6:32

So you want to record it first, yeah, and then listen. But wouldn't it be faster if we listened and then recorded? I'm still screaming Rhombus, it's a rhombus, it's a rhombus. Okay, so that's a rhombus, it's a rhombus, also a form of a rhombus.

Speaker 2 6:51

Okay, okay, I'm thinking, because I'm thinking, maybe that's just Swedish, no, tell me Parallelogram. Yeah, because I'm thinking, maybe that's just Swedish, no, tell me parallelogram is also a thing yeah, what's that?

Speaker 1 7:08

is that the tilted rectangle? I think yeah, you're right when it stops to rain yeah. I'm sorry, what did you say? When it stops?

Speaker 2 7:22

To rain.

Speaker 1 7:23

To rain, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 7:25

What did I say?

Speaker 1 7:26

You said to rain Raining.

Speaker 2 7:29

Oh, okay when it stops raining.

Speaker 1 7:31

Yeah, okay, sorry, it was kind of cute.

Speaker 2 7:34

To rain. That's not possible to say, or.

Speaker 1 7:39

No, you don't really say that.

Speaker 2 7:40

Okay, yeah, we'll see if I.

Speaker 1 7:43

It was cute, that's all.

Speaker 2 7:49

Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 7:50

Does he have an eyeball?

Speaker 2 7:51

No.

Speaker 1 7:52

Or is it whole?

Speaker 2 7:53

No.

Speaker 1 7:53

Are you dirty? That's all Okay, okay, yes.

Speaker 2 7:58

Wednesday, okay, yes.

Speaker 1 8:01

Wednesday it's.

Speaker 2 8:04

Perfect start, thank you. You're welcome and I think it's Okay. So this and he's a rich guy, or jail.

Speaker 1 8:14

Prison.

Speaker 2 8:15

Prison and he is really kind of.

Speaker 1 8:20

Everything.

Speaker 2 8:21

Yeah, and kind of like unorthodox stuff. I guess I really don't know how to train.

Speaker 1 8:30

I don't know that word, so I can't help you, okay.

Speaker 2 8:33

You know, you can say that yeah and yeah.

Speaker 1 8:43

What you said? No, but I burped while you said no. Okay, no, okay, I was thinking maybe change your mind, no, okay.

Speaker 2 8:56

So I think I'll leave it at that then.

Speaker 1 9:00

It was a funny movie it was, and I enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 9:03

Your analysis is perfect. What?

Speaker 1 9:10

Deep, deep Analyze.

Speaker 2 9:14

Oh, I said that wrong. I meant analyzes. Analysis Okay oh, I, I said that wrong. I meant analysis, analysis, okay, yeah, yeah, what shut up okay don't talk.

Speaker 1 9:31

No, yes, I did, and now I am saying you can stop shutting up.

Speaker 2 9:38

Oh, stop up.

Speaker 1 9:39

Stop up, stop up.

Speaker 2 9:41

Yeah, I don't know. No, I don't know if I have anything else to say. I probably do have lots to say about when we were lying, because I thought you were going to cry.

Speaker 1 9:57

I sneezed.

Speaker 2 10:08

Yeah, okay, yeah, we lied and, like you know, misspeak or anything or like, or at least for me I don't I don't know if you want to do stallone theme, I don't know how to do it. No, um, I'm gonna cheat. I have a, so I don't get all grumpy because I can't come up with words oh, you're gonna get grumpy anyway, okay. I I. I, I, I'm trying to think of what I was gonna say. Ugh, I wish I knew Anyhow.

Speaker 1 11:02

What.

Speaker 2 11:04

No, I don't remember what I was going to say. Okay, I have my cheat up.

Speaker 1 11:11

The noun.

Speaker 2 11:13

The top.

Speaker 1 11:14

Like the kind that you spin.

Speaker 2 11:16

I don't know, just not to confuse you, the top Like the kind that you spin. I don't know, just not to confuse you. Not top Okay.

Speaker 1 11:27

When the tip of a cat's fist is twitching.

Speaker 2 11:31

Is it Italian or Italian?

Speaker 1 11:33

Italian.

Speaker 2 11:34

Italian, I was right. Plural noun. You were right, I was. You were yes, I was right. Plural noun, you were right, I was yes, I was right. Again, I'm just going to check if I have plural something here, no more than assassins. So I'm going to go with oh darn it that I took fist on the other one. I have to think of another part. I just have to go through his filmography. Excuse me for using the internet because I might have an idea. So excuse me. Excuse me please. It sounds like a northern Swede.

Speaker 1 12:18

A northern man From Sweden, a nowhere man.

Speaker 2 12:22

Nowhere man.

Speaker 1 12:23

Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 12:24

They sound like that.

Speaker 1 12:27

Stop. Why does it never stop when I want it to stop?

Speaker 2 12:31

No, what the heck.