[Outtakes] #85

Ever had your best jokes fall victim to the mute button? Welcome to our latest episode where we embrace the chaos of podcasting with technical hiccups, spontaneous brainstorming, and a generous helping of laughs. We start by getting tangled up in a game with rules more confusing than a Rubik’s cube, only to abandon ship for a round of Celebrity Impressions Roulette that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious. We swap stories about tracking down a friend who’s gone off the grid, a bizarre gym visit, and even threaten to send Moled to the moon—all while critiquing our own quirky podcasting style.

On the menu for future episodes: food challenges that dance on the edge of absurdity. Imagining shrimp dishes that defy logic, debating the merits of pizza versus sandwich cake, and teasing the possibility of inebriated culinary escapades. This episode is a rollercoaster of relatable mishaps and genuine moments, promising a ride through our unfiltered and imperfect charm. Whether you’re a seasoned listener or a first-timer, gear up for a whirlwind of humor and unpredictability.

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Transcript

Boring Podcast Games and Inside Jokes

Speaker 1 0:00

Now it's recording. That is recording, yes.

Speaker 2 0:03

I'm over here.

Speaker 1 0:04

I can't hear you, no, can you hear me? Yes, but no, I can hear you better if I put this in. I just have to find a hole, wrong hole.

Speaker 2 0:22

You can mute this.

Speaker 1 0:23

There we go Okay.

Speaker 2 0:29

So we just lost the entire joke?

Speaker 1 0:30

It's not even funny, because it was muted. I don't know. Maybe then we have to come up with other jokes no, we have to do it over again okay I have nothing planned for this no, let's play a.

Speaker 2 0:42

Let's play a game. Yeah, sure Should we play a game today. What game are we playing? What do you want to play? What game do you want to play? What's a fun game?

Speaker 1 0:51

I don't know. Fun games.

Speaker 2 0:53

Fun games.

Speaker 1 0:54

Yeah, ask Open Eyes what fun games there are.

Speaker 2 0:59

Alright, Open Eyes. Fun games.

Speaker 1 1:02

Yeah, did I have.

Speaker 2 1:03

Fun podcast games Did I have.

Speaker 1 1:05

Fun podcast games. Did I have more to say about zero?

Speaker 2 1:10

I write fun podcast games, but what about boring podcast games?

Speaker 1 1:14

Okay, let's make them fun. I mean, I think we can pull it off maybe.

Speaker 2 1:20

We're going to make games as boring as possible. Yeah, boring podcast games. We're going to bore the as boring as possible.

Speaker 1 1:25

Yeah, boring podcasts, we're going to bore the listeners.

Speaker 2 1:27

Let's do that.

Speaker 1 1:28

Yeah, because we want them to sleep, maybe, why not?

Speaker 2 1:33

Okay, I'm just going to go through the list of boring games I came up with.

Speaker 1 1:38

Okay.

Speaker 2 1:40

Overly niche trivia. Trivia questions that are too specific or obscure, making it hard for listeners to relate or participate. Long-winded debates, monotone storytelling Okay, this is what we're doing today, okay that's for later.

Speaker 1 1:59

How many do we have?

Speaker 2 2:01

It has ten.

Speaker 1 2:02

Okay.

Speaker 2 2:03

Let me just Repetitive Q&A.

Speaker 1 2:07

That feels like we usually do.

Speaker 2 2:11

Asking the same set of questions to every guest, without any variation or personalization. Predictable guessing games. Overly complicated rules, games with rules that are too complex to explain and follow, losing listener interest. I'd be good at this Unprepared improv.

Speaker 1 2:37

Okay.

Speaker 2 2:39

Dry fact sharing.

Speaker 1 2:41

Dry fact.

Speaker 2 2:42

Dry fact sharing. Okay, cool sharing Dry, fact Dry fact sharing Simply reading off lists of facts without any context, commentary or engaging presentation. I feel like I do this every week. I'm just reading lists. Yeah, I mean here's a good one, this is the perfect one. Silent challenges.

Speaker 1 3:04

Perfect Games that involve a lot of silent or minimal interaction, such as long pauses for thought.

Speaker 2 3:19

It's going to be difficult when you do the thing with the thing. The last one is insider jokes. Games are discussions heavily reliant on inside jokes that new or casual listeners won't understand.

Speaker 1 3:32

Yeah, we do all of these things. Yeah, that's our podcast.

Speaker 2 3:40

All right, Well good.

Speaker 1 3:42

Awesome, mmm. Alright, well, good, awesome, okay, uh-oh.

Speaker 2 3:56

And the meat is running, running and running and running and running and running and running and running.

Speaker 1 4:03

Since you're the one who's editing this weekend.

Speaker 2 4:10

Oh boy.

Speaker 1 4:11

That was very well-timed.

Speaker 2 4:14

It was Good job.

Speaker 1 4:16

Yeah, thank you, and you too.

Speaker 2 4:18

Thank you, I worked hard on that one.

Speaker 1 4:21

Yeah, okay, you're going to create another one.

Speaker 2 4:26

All right.

Speaker 1 4:27

Okay.

Speaker 2 4:30

Yes.

Speaker 1 4:32

Okay, so I guess you've known since the time you looked my house up and you were going to drive past my house.

Speaker 2 4:45

To make sure you were okay.

Speaker 1 4:47

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 4:48

For good reasons only. But yes, your name popped up. Yeah, for good reasons only. But, yes, your name popped up. Yeah, because I was concerned for my friend who suddenly dropped off at the face of the planet.

Speaker 1 4:59

I didn't, I was at home.

Speaker 2 5:01

Yeah, but you weren't responding to anyone. So, of course some people had to make me really concerned and panicky.

Speaker 1 5:10

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:11

Because I care about you.

Speaker 1 5:13

Yeah, I mean that's nice, though, that people actually think about me not answering too.

Speaker 2 5:21

Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 5:24

But that wasn't my fault.

Speaker 2 5:25

No, it wasn't your fault. That was like your phone's fault. Yeah For being weird.

Speaker 1 5:32

Mm.

Speaker 2 5:34

Yeah, okay, mm being weird.

Speaker 1 5:35

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:35

Okay, you make me sound like a creep though.

Speaker 1 5:39

Yes, you are.

Speaker 2 5:41

Kind of I guess.

Speaker 1 5:43

I would say so.

Speaker 2 5:44

Alright, you like me anyway. Yeah, so it's okay, yes. I think you've forgiven me at some point.

Speaker 1 5:52

Yeah, is he singing maybe okay, he's having a musical out there.

Speaker 2 6:00

Yeah, for himself like doing jedi mind tricks on me yeah I'm very good. Are you trying to cover up the fact that you're not good? By trying to do the mind trick. Yeah, okay, you are good. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 6:20

What, what? No, I'm just thinking about the actual line that he said in the movie these aren't the droids you're seeking.

Speaker 2 6:30

You're looking for. Yeah, yeah, something like that, it was kind of random. Yeah, yeah, something like that, it was kind of random. Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 1 6:36

Out of context, Okay so.

Speaker 2 6:40

What did we do last Saturday? Saturday Did we do anything?

Speaker 1 6:44

It feels like we do stuff all the time.

Speaker 2 6:47

Yeah.

Speaker 1 6:47

And you feel like we never do stuff.

Speaker 2 6:52

We've done more than expected this week.

Speaker 1 6:56

So, okay, that was. It was Stallone's birthday, right? Did we do anything that day? I was editing. I remember that. Oh, that was in the evening, though, because I usually do it at nighttime. Did we go to the gym?

Speaker 2 7:21

On Saturday.

Speaker 1 7:22

Was it Sunday, Because we've been to the gym three times this week? Or was it Monday, Wednesday and Friday?

Speaker 2 7:33

You went for a walk on Sunday.

Speaker 1 7:35

Okay, I went for a walk.

Speaker 2 7:40

And you threatened to send Moled to the moon.

Speaker 1 7:42

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 7:44

Yeah, I don't really know what I did on Saturday.

Speaker 1 7:47

No.

Speaker 2 7:48

Or.

Speaker 1 7:50

Send Moled to the moon. Poor baby, I was just kidding, though he knows that.

Speaker 2 7:57

Poor kitty.

Speaker 1 7:58

Sure, he bit me after that, but no, I'm kidding, no, he would never do that.

Speaker 2 8:04

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Ew, I don't really know. I like this question is rape okay?

Speaker 1 8:18

I don't know.

Speaker 2 8:19

I don't know if it is. I've heard it's not, but I don't know but then you wrote that yeah, it's fine in general it was almost when we met the guy who went the other way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 8:38

It was there somewhere.

Speaker 2 8:42

What other movies are you thinking?

Speaker 1 8:45

Isn't he in one of the? No, maybe you didn't watch. Isn't he in a sitcom or a comedy comedy series? Maybe not one of those you watch, I don't know which one.

Speaker 2 8:58

it is okay, you haven't seen him I'm gonna see what he's been in and let you know if anything rings a bell like 30 rock or I want to see that. I haven haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 9:10

Okay, then that might be the one I'm thinking of.

Speaker 2 9:14

He is in 30 Rock. Yeah, I want to see that one, not the show. Yeah, it's a show, not a movie. Exactly, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 9:21

And do I mispronounce that word?

Speaker 2 9:25

No, it just, it brings back.

Speaker 1 9:27

Yes.

Speaker 2 9:28

The previous yes Mishaps with the word.

Speaker 1 9:37

And you're looking him up.

Speaker 2 9:39

I am.

Speaker 1 9:40

That's good, because I oh yeah, Isn't he in no?

Speaker 2 9:46

Scarface.

Speaker 1 9:47

Okay, what. Brain oh okay, that's the hour up.

Speaker 2 9:53

Bedtime.

Speaker 1 9:54

Yeah, okay, yeah, but anyway so and they're Okay. Sorry, oh, no, never mind, they're uh the okay.

Speaker 2 10:03

Sorry, oh no, nevermind. You probably know this one though the Crusader.

Speaker 1 10:08

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 10:09

Crusader. It's a TV movie.

Speaker 1 10:10

Yes, I've seen that one. It's um. Yeah, I know, I thought that I have that one.

Speaker 2 10:16

I thought one of the guys on the on the cover looked like Bruce Willis, but it wasn't him.

Speaker 1 10:21

Oh no, no, wait a minute, andrew. Oh, you haven't.

Speaker 2 10:26

It's gone. Wait, I can find it.

Speaker 1 10:29

Is it Andrew McCarthy? Yeah, and also the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop. What's his name? I see him just in front of me. Richard, something? Richard Tyson, yeah, yes, oh, so nice, yeah, so, yeah, I, yeah, that's what I meant. I think so.

Speaker 2 11:00

And then, after editing, every time I try to say that you cut it. Yeah, this has nothing to do with movies. Awesome, unless. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was my foot.

Speaker 1 11:17

Did you?

Speaker 2 11:18

hear it? Yeah, that was my other foot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 11:20

That was my foot. Hmm, did you hear it?

Speaker 2 11:23

Yeah.

Speaker 1 11:24

That was my other foot.

Speaker 2 11:26

Okay, did you hear it? Yeah, yeah, where were?

Speaker 1 11:37

we Trivia.

Speaker 2 11:38

Right.

Speaker 1 11:41

Not Benigno. Benigno or something yeah, I don't know anyway. Anyway, but it it is not. Hmm, it does. I'm trying to find the word, but no, through that, like fruit, sorry, it does. I'm trying to find the word, but no, through that. Like fruit, sorry. Like fruit, sorry. And through the fruit and vegetables aisle, I'm sorry. Good for him, yeah good for him. Okay, so, oh, I forgot. We also bought a salad.

Celebrity Impressions and Challenge Accepted

Speaker 2 12:25

Oh yeah, oh, I forgot. We also bought a salad. Oh yeah, oh, I gotta cut that in.

Speaker 1 12:27

Yeah, when we got to the register. Good job, you had the wrong answer, good try.

Speaker 2 12:37

It was a good attempt.

Speaker 1 12:42

What do we have left?

Speaker 2 12:44

I'm on number six, I think. Maybe, Maybe, um, no, we're skipping that one. It's so weird, I don't get it.

Speaker 1 12:52

What was it?

Speaker 2 12:53

Overly complicated rules.

Speaker 1 12:55

Oh.

Speaker 2 12:55

They're so complicated I don't even get it.

Speaker 1 12:58

No.

Speaker 2 12:58

Okay, you have to guess a word, but only after rolling a die, drawing a card and solving a puzzle first, we don't have Rolling a dice.

Speaker 1 13:06

Yeah, but we don't have any of that. So whatever.

Speaker 2 13:09

No, how about some improv? Okay, um, okay, okay, we can play. This is going to be really bad because we're both really bad. Okay, can play this is gonna be really bad because we're both really bad, okay, okay. Celebrity impressions, roulette okay. So I need to find random celebrities okay uh, okay how are? You gonna?

Speaker 1 13:35

are you gonna cut these? No? No, it was, though, but you have to cut the names right.

Speaker 2 13:42

No.

Speaker 1 13:43

No, okay.

Speaker 2 13:46

Because that's why I didn't say names.

Speaker 1 13:48

I'm sorry for being so grumpy. Shut up, we're going to be drunk in Santa. Okay, you will probably not eat shrimp.

Speaker 2 14:05

Or you probably didn't eat shrimp, we'll see. Mean, do I have to have it straight or can I like have it on something else?

Speaker 1 14:08

pizza. Are we buying pizza? And not helpful for me okay, um, I mean I guess we'll see I'm I'm pretty sure you won't get a text or anything or a comment until tomorrow. So let's say that the challenge still stands for next month, but we're going to be drunk then what are you going to eat the shrimp on?

Speaker 2 14:39

It doesn't have to be shrimp because, I'm already going to do that tomorrow.

Speaker 1 14:42

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 14:43

Tomorrow Today.

Speaker 1 14:44

Yeah, today later. Okay, but I thought that you were going to do it if you got comments, so we haven't gotten.

Speaker 2 14:52

I'll still do it. Okay, I'll still do it. I won't be happy about it.

Speaker 1 14:57

Should we have like what is it called? Should we have like what is it called? Sandwich cake?

Speaker 2 15:03

Maybe Are you paying for it. Yeah, okay, we'll see. Okay, or pizza We'll see, we'll see.

Speaker 1 15:12

You say what you want, okay.