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[Outtakes] #86
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Ever wondered if itchy toes and moon landings could share the same conversation? Strap in for a whirlwind of quirky discussions and offbeat humor in our latest episode, "Random Ramblings and Moon Musings." We kick things off with playful banter and some repetitive phrases that will have you chuckling in no time. Whether we're talking about fan positioning, editing woes, or the odd scab on a head, our dialogue remains as spontaneous as it is entertaining. With a sprinkling of song references and a whimsical nod to moon landings, this episode promises to keep you guessing and laughing throughout.
Introducing our new podcast name, "Roasty Hot Puppet Pursuit," we share amusing anecdotes about Sten and dive into nostalgic reflections on past events and gym routines. From jogging and doing burpees to the quest for cheese sticks, we lay out our personal fitness journeys with a mix of humor and vulnerability. And if that isn’t enough, tune in for a light-hearted exploration of quirky pet names and historical quotes in "Freya, Hindenburg, and Neil Armstrong." Join us as we keep things playful, unpredictable, and thoroughly enjoyable, wrapping up with a teaser for our future content related to "Inside Out.
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Random Ramblings and Moon Musings
Speaker 2I don't think, so I do. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 1I do.
Speaker 2Human Frontier.
Speaker 1No, no, I didn't know that song. Okay, I think I told you about it, maybe.
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe he was from Melody Festival in 2009.
Speaker 1Okay, I wasn't here then.
Speaker 2No, do not have to like arms, do you know?
Speaker 1Here you go. Thank you Open your legs, get in there.
Speaker 2Open. I mean it's gonna push out.
Speaker 1Get in there.
Speaker 2Okay, but you're not pushing from that side.
Speaker 1I can push from this side.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1If you push on that side, then I push on this side.
Speaker 2And it's perfect. Beautiful, hmm, do I?
Speaker 1have to cut this. Just open your legs and put it in. I'm gonna push on this side. You also have to push on that side yeah, I can put this in the outtakes.
Speaker 2Where can I put this?
Speaker 1I'm gonna show you where you can put it you like that, huh? It tickles oh my god you're so weird, I know turn off all the fans and then it gets really warm again, like there were never any fans yeah, it's not good to turn off the fans no, keep the fans on yeah now what?
Speaker 2uh, now we should talk we're gonna talk you have something in on your eye. Wait there, I got it.
Speaker 1You got it. What was it? I don't know Secrets, maybe it was a hair, okay.
Speaker 2Something it's gone now Good Forever.
Speaker 1Thank you.
Speaker 2You're welcome. No, messia, there's a hair there.
Speaker 1There's a hair there, is it indented?
Speaker 2Indented what.
Speaker 1You had one toe that was hurting.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was kind of itchy Mm-hmm and I don't know what's wrong with it.
Speaker 1That's sad, but it's the toe Sad toe.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's the toe I hurt, oh A few weeks ago. It's healing, yeah, I guess. So Now.
Speaker 1Yeah, or like a month later, yeah.
Speaker 2It comes and goes.
Speaker 1Right now I don't feel anything, so Okay, yeah, I really don't know what to do today. I don't know either. I don't like that. I don't like it.
Speaker 2It's 86, right, yeah, darn it. That means I have to edit. Oh yeah, oi Darn it.
Speaker 1That means I have to edit Oy Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy oy. Oh yeah, yes.
Speaker 2Very well.
Speaker 1No, it hasn't, yeah, no.
Speaker 2I can't decide.
Speaker 1No, you're still very bad at it. I don't know, oh gosh.
Speaker 2We'll see if it worked out well or not.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Okay, sit up straight oh gosh, We'll see if it worked out well or not. Okay, sit up straight.
Speaker 2Yes, should do that and breathe.
Speaker 1Breathing is a good idea. Give it a try. No, not a burp. What that's too fast.
Speaker 2Okay, do you want me to?
Speaker 1cut at that. No, no.
Speaker 2That's too fast Bad medias.
Speaker 1Okay, that's too fast. Slow down, okay, okay. What are we going to do today?
Speaker 2What's going on, are you?
Speaker 1okay, no, that was my suggestion. Oh, let's do the, can you? Translate no, okay, I'm very bad at that okay, can we talk about what happened to your head? What? Why is there a scab on your head?
Speaker 2what is that probably?
Speaker 1is that a mosquito bite?
Speaker 2yeah, or did you something? Smash your head and no, I didn't smash anything it's very distracting I just want you to know. Yeah, you can tell. You can see me staring at it all the time. Yeah, I see your eyes.
Speaker 1It's just, it's there, it's there.
Speaker 2What if I do like this?
Speaker 1Then I'm still. You're pointing at it, You're looking at my finger, I am looking at your finger. Is that better than me staring at this cap on your head? Yeah?
Speaker 2because I used. Okay, thank you it was the middle finger I used.
Speaker 1It was.
Speaker 2To cover my scab. I'm a scab man, yeah.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2Have you heard scab man?
Speaker 1Oh, have I.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1I was thinking tax man.
Speaker 2So no, oh, okay.
Speaker 1Cool, All right whatever.
Speaker 2You haven't heard Scatman.
Speaker 1No, okay.
Speaker 2That's okay. It's going to change at some point. You want to listen to that now. No, no, no, no, never, never, no, no, no. So what do you?
Speaker 1want to listen to that now. No, no, no.
Speaker 2No, never, no, no, no so what do you want to do?
Speaker 1No, there's a hair. I don't know if I got it.
Speaker 2It's about 55 years ago they landed on the moon.
Speaker 1Crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, do you want to talk about the moon? Let's talk about the moon right now. Oh, I thought it was like the second half.
Speaker 1Right now. No, it's not. No, okay, no, okay. I like the moon. Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 2Sorry you just, oh yeah, but that was just a suggestion.
Speaker 1Remember the moon, hmm, okay.
Speaker 2Hello and welcome okay, do you want me to sound happier?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Hello and welcome to Roasty Hot Puppet Pursuit.
Speaker 1Wow, yep, did we change the name? Yes, okay.
Speaker 2Um, was that happy enough? That's what I think about them.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2No, no, I'm cutting, I'm cutting, oh oh no, that went downhill quick. I'm in a good mood, but I'm cutting yeah, it must have been more than 15 years ago, maybe, maybe 20. Right, wherever he is, he's not there either. You know, yeah, and his name is Sten, and my aunt, the one who said, oh well, her life partner is also named Sten. Okay, so yeah she has a brother and a life partner named Sten. Okay, so yeah, she has a brother and a life partner named Stian.
Speaker 2Cool yeah, and her life partner was there and he I like that guy because he's so funny. Without trying to be funny, you know he can make anything sound funny. I don't know how he does it. It's like I don't know if it's his face expression or whatever it is, I don't know. He's always cracking me up and he was also very surprised when he met me. It's like, or my dad said something about Mattias and because he was talking to that Stan.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And he said something about me and pointed at me and the guy he was like oh, Mattias. So he remembered me too, but he didn't recognize me, and now he could get down from the balcony another way if he wanted to but he keeps eating the shelf instead of hopping down.
Speaker 1So I don't know. I think he misunderstood the assignment there excuse me I thought that was me. Oh, okay, we go to the gym, maybe.
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe we did. When did we watch the videos? It wasn't that day, was it? Well, yes, it was?
Speaker 1Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2Yeah, we watched a lot of videos. Yep, yep, okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's. That's the end of that and it was cut already. I'm just going to go back and Okay.
Speaker 2We're not going to tell you what the video Ryan George oh my god, we just watched YouTube videos. Okay, okay, that's all that happened.
Speaker 1That's all we did.
Speaker 2Yes and Monday.
Speaker 1Was it a boring day though.
Speaker 2I did not get that hair.
Speaker 1Sorry, I just have to poke at you. Okay, now I got it, I feel better now.
Speaker 2So, yeah, no laughing matter. They didn't have much. You know different monster flavors. They didn't have mine.
Speaker 1If they had the coffee, I would have taken a whole crate. Okay, you like that I like the coffee monsters yeah.
Speaker 2I like this one. Yeah, I don't know if you.
Speaker 1No, they didn't have that many they had like maybe three or something. They had Gatorade, so I got a pack of them. Oh yeah, and cheese sticks yeah, so good. We don't have cheese sticks in regular stores here.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Had to warm up a bit.
Speaker 2I think you had more of the. You know, renna the side.
Speaker 1Oh, I got the ball in the gutter more.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think so. It felt like you.
Speaker 1I felt like it too yeah, so many times.
Speaker 2But somehow you got like more shaglor, whatever pins.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Down when you actually hit them.
Speaker 1Hmm, maybe I don't know, because since you won, hit them. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2Because since you won, I mean yeah, you got a few strikes, yeah, I think I got a couple too, mm-hmm, so that really felt good.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Try not to look. You know too, you know dryg molly. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll drink Molly. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll cut that Okay.
Speaker 1Is that the 15th? Yeah, I went on the treadmill.
Speaker 2Oh yeah On Monday. Yeah, you went to the gym. I went to the gym yeah, because you heard that I was jogging. Yeah, and also I did some burpees.
Speaker 1Yeah, I did other various things, awful I was dead after that. Yeah.
Speaker 2Then I went jogging.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know. I don't think anything actually happened on Monday then.
Speaker 2Okay, so that was Monday.
Speaker 1That was Monday.
Speaker 2Then Tuesday we talked about skutetilaffären.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what Sick Child calls them.
Speaker 2Was that you? Was that me? I can't breathe. It sounded like it was supposed to be an explosion after. Fireworks in my throat. Okay, you know.
Speaker 1Is she going to guilt trip you Be like oh well, I made you food.
Speaker 2Maybe and also.
Speaker 1Maybe I just won't make any food at all.
Speaker 2I got them too.
Speaker 1But they're itchy.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Right here.
Speaker 2Have you ever noticed that they are the most itchy when they are like growing?
Speaker 1Yep, does that mean I'm growing?
Speaker 2Hopefully not.
Speaker 1My worst ones are behind my knee.
Speaker 2Okay, there, yeah I got here and my stomach looks like a pumpkin.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Yeah, mine too Mm-hmm, Like ah-hoo.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I didn't have those before I was pregnant.
Speaker 2I've never been pregnant, but I've been fat. Mm-hmm, I'm still fat.
Speaker 1I've gone up and down since A lot.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Lots of up and down.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, it's not fun, but what are you gonna do? At least we're trying now.
Speaker 1I keep trying, every day.
Speaker 2Yeah, to lose weight.
Speaker 1And tomorrow we're gonna do really good. Yeah, I hope so, and then we're going to do really good, yeah, I hope so, and then on Sunday probably do some stretching Uh-uh At least, if nothing else.
Speaker 2I will probably go out walking and I'm also going to do the editing. Yeah, yeah, we'll fix that. Yes, are we going to talk about Inside Out 2? We also watched Inside Out 2, but that was not today. That fix that. Yes, are we going to talk about Inside Out 2?
Speaker 1We also watched Inside Out 2, but that was not today, that was yesterday.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Well, I started choking, so I don't know.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Sorry, I was just thinking I'm also choking on literally nothing.
Speaker 2Well, what are you thinking about?
Speaker 1You have some kind of resentment towards your mom, what it's not the first time this is coming up.
Speaker 2About what.
Speaker 1You get kind of annoyed with her.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess I do. Okay, yeah, I don't know what. I really don't know what you're talking about, but sure, okay, let's say I do. You know this, what is it called in English? Stemning Mood.
Speaker 1Like a vibe. Maybe you can, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Maybe, what Maybe?
Speaker 1not. Maybe you can cut that back. Oh, yeah, maybe you can.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, maybe we're, maybe not. Maybe you can cut that back. Oh yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1Maybe that's just.
Speaker 2Maybe I'll do this instead.
Speaker 1Yeah, because this whole board comes off. Yeah.
Speaker 2Wasn't he like 200 years or something before Jesus?
Speaker 1I have no idea.
Speaker 2I have.
Speaker 1Navigate the spacecraft through space, through space, through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself. No internet screen space. No I.
Speaker 2That's why I whisper Okay, let's, do you want to take that so people can hear it?
Speaker 1Where was I? Transit to the moon? Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know, I what?
Speaker 1That's the sound you made. That's it, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2So I.
Speaker 1Oh, that'll be fun Doing a road trip down the coast during New Year's. Oh, seeing all the fireworks down the coast during New Year's.
Speaker 2Oh, seeing all the fireworks down the coast, oh cool.
Speaker 1Let's do that.
Speaker 2Let's do that. Let's do that Huh.
Speaker 1Okay, because we're road tripping.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, is the bus not driving? I'm driving, you're driving.
Speaker 1Oh, he's not going to like it, but I'm driving.
Speaker 2Why are you driving?
Speaker 1Because I know how to drive in the States.
Speaker 2Okay, he doesn't.
Speaker 1He's going to be very confused.
Speaker 2I'm sure Okay.
Speaker 1And there are rules. The rules are kind of different over there.
Speaker 2Okay, you can turn right or red.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, it's like a stop sign really.
Speaker 2And you used honking a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, I honk at everyone Every time a car passes.
Speaker 2Yeah, I honk at everyone Every time a car passes me, I honk at them, honk, flip them off, and that's.
Speaker 1That's what we do.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I, you know, picture Americans how they drive that's what we do and scream at each other and yeah yeah, okay yeah, but that sounds fun to watch the fireworks.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah okay, yeah, but that sounds fun to watch the fireworks. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, okay what was I saying. Oh yeah, Sidetrack.
Speaker 1You're sidetracking? Yeah, okay, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2At the funeral there were a couple who had a dog with them and the dog they named the dog Freya, but at first her name was Jewel of the Heart. Okay, and I'm like that's difficult to say Jewel of the Heart.
Speaker 1Jewel of the Heart. Oh my God, what a weird and kind of annoying say. Yeah, jewel of the Heart. Jewel of the Heart. Oh my God, what a weird and kind of annoying name.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1They changed it to Freya.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's a bit easier to say, I guess.
Speaker 2Yeah, the owner said that. I thought Freya was easier to say.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's fine, I don't know.
Speaker 2You're not mixing it up with the Hindenburg, hindenburg. Yeah, when that crashed and the news guy or whatever it was said, oh the humanity, the humanity, he kept screaming that.
Speaker 1Wow, this is a video I need to see. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2Yes, we can.
Speaker 1Are we doing that now?
Speaker 2Uh, we can after we.
Speaker 1What are you doing?
Speaker 2I'm just gonna look up Neil Armstrong's word what?
Speaker 1Yes, you do that?
Speaker 2Look for words.
Speaker 1I'm also gonna look at words and yeah.
Speaker 2Words Neil Armstrong quote.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Speaker 1All right, you were right. Whatever, I don't even care.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1You notice how minimal I'm caring right now. Yes, I'm just going to keep going, because I just don't care about your dumb words. Being right, exactly, I don't care for it.
Speaker 2Oh, I would be so mad.
Speaker 1You're so mad.
Speaker 2I'm not mad, I was right Okay.
Speaker 1After you have landed.
Speaker 2Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2That you know Sorry. You're mad, are you mad?
Speaker 1I'm not mad.
Speaker 2Okay, good.
Speaker 1Um.
Speaker 2Okay. At least I'm not checking for pulse, am I?
Speaker 1okay, no, I don't have a pulse, no Um.
Speaker 2Where Adam?
Speaker 1Where Adam, let's see.
Speaker 2No, like um.
