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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #86
Ever wondered if itchy toes and moon landings could share the same conversation? Strap in for a whirlwind of quirky discussions and offbeat humor in our latest episode, "Random Ramblings and Moon Musings." We kick things off with playful banter and some repetitive phrases that will have you chuckling in no time. Whether we're talking about fan positioning, editing woes, or the odd scab on a head, our dialogue remains as spontaneous as it is entertaining. With a sprinkling of song references and a whimsical nod to moon landings, this episode promises to keep you guessing and laughing throughout.
Introducing our new podcast name, "Roasty Hot Puppet Pursuit," we share amusing anecdotes about Sten and dive into nostalgic reflections on past events and gym routines. From jogging and doing burpees to the quest for cheese sticks, we lay out our personal fitness journeys with a mix of humor and vulnerability. And if that isn’t enough, tune in for a light-hearted exploration of quirky pet names and historical quotes in "Freya, Hindenburg, and Neil Armstrong." Join us as we keep things playful, unpredictable, and thoroughly enjoyable, wrapping up with a teaser for our future content related to "Inside Out.
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Speaker 1:I do.
Speaker 2:Human Frontier.
Speaker 1:No, no, I didn't know that song. Okay, I think I told you about it, maybe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe he was from Melody Festival in 2009.
Speaker 1:Okay, I wasn't here then.
Speaker 2:No, do not have to like arms, do you know?
Speaker 1:Here you go. Thank you Open your legs, get in there.
Speaker 2:Open. I mean it's gonna push out.
Speaker 1:Get in there.
Speaker 2:Okay, but you're not pushing from that side.
Speaker 1:I can push from this side.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:If you push on that side, then I push on this side.
Speaker 2:And it's perfect. Beautiful, hmm, do I?
Speaker 1:have to cut this. Just open your legs and put it in. I'm gonna push on this side. You also have to push on that side yeah, I can put this in the outtakes.
Speaker 2:Where can I put this?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna show you where you can put it you like that, huh? It tickles oh my god you're so weird, I know turn off all the fans and then it gets really warm again, like there were never any fans yeah, it's not good to turn off the fans no, keep the fans on yeah now what?
Speaker 2:uh, now we should talk we're gonna talk you have something in on your eye. Wait there, I got it.
Speaker 1:You got it. What was it? I don't know Secrets, maybe it was a hair, okay.
Speaker 2:Something it's gone now Good Forever.
Speaker 1:Thank you.
Speaker 2:You're welcome. No, messia, there's a hair there.
Speaker 1:There's a hair there, is it indented?
Speaker 2:Indented what.
Speaker 1:You had one toe that was hurting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was kind of itchy Mm-hmm and I don't know what's wrong with it.
Speaker 1:That's sad, but it's the toe Sad toe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's the toe I hurt, oh A few weeks ago. It's healing, yeah, I guess. So Now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or like a month later, yeah.
Speaker 2:It comes and goes.
Speaker 1:Right now I don't feel anything, so Okay, yeah, I really don't know what to do today. I don't know either. I don't like that. I don't like it.
Speaker 2:It's 86, right, yeah, darn it. That means I have to edit. Oh yeah, oi Darn it.
Speaker 1:That means I have to edit Oy Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy oy. Oh yeah, yes.
Speaker 2:Very well.
Speaker 1:No, it hasn't, yeah, no.
Speaker 2:I can't decide.
Speaker 1:No, you're still very bad at it. I don't know, oh gosh.
Speaker 2:We'll see if it worked out well or not.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Okay, sit up straight oh gosh, We'll see if it worked out well or not. Okay, sit up straight.
Speaker 2:Yes, should do that and breathe.
Speaker 1:Breathing is a good idea. Give it a try. No, not a burp. What that's too fast.
Speaker 2:Okay, do you want me to?
Speaker 1:cut at that. No, no.
Speaker 2:That's too fast Bad medias.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's too fast. Slow down, okay, okay. What are we going to do today?
Speaker 2:What's going on, are you?
Speaker 1:okay, no, that was my suggestion. Oh, let's do the, can you? Translate no, okay, I'm very bad at that okay, can we talk about what happened to your head? What? Why is there a scab on your head?
Speaker 2:what is that probably?
Speaker 1:is that a mosquito bite?
Speaker 2:yeah, or did you something? Smash your head and no, I didn't smash anything it's very distracting I just want you to know. Yeah, you can tell. You can see me staring at it all the time. Yeah, I see your eyes.
Speaker 1:It's just, it's there, it's there.
Speaker 2:What if I do like this?
Speaker 1:Then I'm still. You're pointing at it, You're looking at my finger, I am looking at your finger. Is that better than me staring at this cap on your head? Yeah?
Speaker 2:because I used. Okay, thank you it was the middle finger I used.
Speaker 1:It was.
Speaker 2:To cover my scab. I'm a scab man, yeah.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Have you heard scab man?
Speaker 1:Oh, have I.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I was thinking tax man.
Speaker 2:So no, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Cool, All right whatever.
Speaker 2:You haven't heard Scatman.
Speaker 1:No, okay.
Speaker 2:That's okay. It's going to change at some point. You want to listen to that now. No, no, no, no, never, never, no, no, no. So what do you?
Speaker 1:want to listen to that now. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:No, never, no, no, no so what do you want to do?
Speaker 1:No, there's a hair. I don't know if I got it.
Speaker 2:It's about 55 years ago they landed on the moon.
Speaker 1:Crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do you want to talk about the moon? Let's talk about the moon right now. Oh, I thought it was like the second half.
Speaker 1:Right now. No, it's not. No, okay, no, okay. I like the moon. Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 2:Sorry you just, oh yeah, but that was just a suggestion.
Speaker 1:Remember the moon, hmm, okay.
Speaker 2:Hello and welcome okay, do you want me to sound happier?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Hello and welcome to Roasty Hot Puppet Pursuit.
Speaker 1:Wow, yep, did we change the name? Yes, okay.
Speaker 2:Um, was that happy enough? That's what I think about them.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:No, no, I'm cutting, I'm cutting, oh oh no, that went downhill quick. I'm in a good mood, but I'm cutting yeah, it must have been more than 15 years ago, maybe, maybe 20. Right, wherever he is, he's not there either. You know, yeah, and his name is Sten, and my aunt, the one who said, oh well, her life partner is also named Sten. Okay, so yeah she has a brother and a life partner named Sten. Okay, so yeah, she has a brother and a life partner named Stian.
Speaker 2:Cool yeah, and her life partner was there and he I like that guy because he's so funny. Without trying to be funny, you know he can make anything sound funny. I don't know how he does it. It's like I don't know if it's his face expression or whatever it is, I don't know. He's always cracking me up and he was also very surprised when he met me. It's like, or my dad said something about Mattias and because he was talking to that Stan.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And he said something about me and pointed at me and the guy he was like oh, Mattias. So he remembered me too, but he didn't recognize me, and now he could get down from the balcony another way if he wanted to but he keeps eating the shelf instead of hopping down.
Speaker 1:So I don't know. I think he misunderstood the assignment there excuse me I thought that was me. Oh, okay, we go to the gym, maybe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe we did. When did we watch the videos? It wasn't that day, was it? Well, yes, it was?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we watched a lot of videos. Yep, yep, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's. That's the end of that and it was cut already. I'm just going to go back and Okay.
Speaker 2:We're not going to tell you what the video Ryan George oh my god, we just watched YouTube videos. Okay, okay, that's all that happened.
Speaker 1:That's all we did.
Speaker 2:Yes and Monday.
Speaker 1:Was it a boring day though.
Speaker 2:I did not get that hair.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I just have to poke at you. Okay, now I got it, I feel better now.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, no laughing matter. They didn't have much. You know different monster flavors. They didn't have mine.
Speaker 1:If they had the coffee, I would have taken a whole crate. Okay, you like that I like the coffee monsters yeah.
Speaker 2:I like this one. Yeah, I don't know if you.
Speaker 1:No, they didn't have that many they had like maybe three or something. They had Gatorade, so I got a pack of them. Oh yeah, and cheese sticks yeah, so good. We don't have cheese sticks in regular stores here.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Had to warm up a bit.
Speaker 2:I think you had more of the. You know, renna the side.
Speaker 1:Oh, I got the ball in the gutter more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so. It felt like you.
Speaker 1:I felt like it too yeah, so many times.
Speaker 2:But somehow you got like more shaglor, whatever pins.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Down when you actually hit them.
Speaker 1:Hmm, maybe I don't know, because since you won, hit them. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2:Because since you won, I mean yeah, you got a few strikes, yeah, I think I got a couple too, mm-hmm, so that really felt good.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Try not to look. You know too, you know dryg molly. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll drink Molly. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll cut that Okay.
Speaker 1:Is that the 15th? Yeah, I went on the treadmill.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah On Monday. Yeah, you went to the gym. I went to the gym yeah, because you heard that I was jogging. Yeah, and also I did some burpees.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did other various things, awful I was dead after that. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Then I went jogging.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. I don't think anything actually happened on Monday then.
Speaker 2:Okay, so that was Monday.
Speaker 1:That was Monday.
Speaker 2:Then Tuesday we talked about skutetilaffären.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what Sick Child calls them.
Speaker 2:Was that you? Was that me? I can't breathe. It sounded like it was supposed to be an explosion after. Fireworks in my throat. Okay, you know.
Speaker 1:Is she going to guilt trip you Be like oh well, I made you food.
Speaker 2:Maybe and also.
Speaker 1:Maybe I just won't make any food at all.
Speaker 2:I got them too.
Speaker 1:But they're itchy.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Right here.
Speaker 2:Have you ever noticed that they are the most itchy when they are like growing?
Speaker 1:Yep, does that mean I'm growing?
Speaker 2:Hopefully not.
Speaker 1:My worst ones are behind my knee.
Speaker 2:Okay, there, yeah I got here and my stomach looks like a pumpkin.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Yeah, mine too Mm-hmm, Like ah-hoo.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't have those before I was pregnant.
Speaker 2:I've never been pregnant, but I've been fat. Mm-hmm, I'm still fat.
Speaker 1:I've gone up and down since A lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Lots of up and down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's not fun, but what are you gonna do? At least we're trying now.
Speaker 1:I keep trying, every day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, to lose weight.
Speaker 1:And tomorrow we're gonna do really good. Yeah, I hope so, and then we're going to do really good, yeah, I hope so, and then on Sunday probably do some stretching Uh-uh At least, if nothing else.
Speaker 2:I will probably go out walking and I'm also going to do the editing. Yeah, yeah, we'll fix that. Yes, are we going to talk about Inside Out 2? We also watched Inside Out 2, but that was not today. That fix that. Yes, are we going to talk about Inside Out 2?
Speaker 1:We also watched Inside Out 2, but that was not today, that was yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Well, I started choking, so I don't know.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I was just thinking I'm also choking on literally nothing.
Speaker 2:Well, what are you thinking about?
Speaker 1:You have some kind of resentment towards your mom, what it's not the first time this is coming up.
Speaker 2:About what.
Speaker 1:You get kind of annoyed with her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess I do. Okay, yeah, I don't know what. I really don't know what you're talking about, but sure, okay, let's say I do. You know this, what is it called in English? Stemning Mood.
Speaker 1:Like a vibe. Maybe you can, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Maybe, what Maybe?
Speaker 1:not. Maybe you can cut that back. Oh, yeah, maybe you can.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, maybe we're, maybe not. Maybe you can cut that back. Oh yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1:Maybe that's just.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'll do this instead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because this whole board comes off. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Wasn't he like 200 years or something before Jesus?
Speaker 1:I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I have.
Speaker 1:Navigate the spacecraft through space, through space, through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself. No internet screen space. No I.
Speaker 2:That's why I whisper Okay, let's, do you want to take that so people can hear it?
Speaker 1:Where was I? Transit to the moon? Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, I what?
Speaker 1:That's the sound you made. That's it, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I.
Speaker 1:Oh, that'll be fun Doing a road trip down the coast during New Year's. Oh, seeing all the fireworks down the coast during New Year's.
Speaker 2:Oh, seeing all the fireworks down the coast, oh cool.
Speaker 1:Let's do that.
Speaker 2:Let's do that. Let's do that Huh.
Speaker 1:Okay, because we're road tripping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, is the bus not driving? I'm driving, you're driving.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's not going to like it, but I'm driving.
Speaker 2:Why are you driving?
Speaker 1:Because I know how to drive in the States.
Speaker 2:Okay, he doesn't.
Speaker 1:He's going to be very confused.
Speaker 2:I'm sure Okay.
Speaker 1:And there are rules. The rules are kind of different over there.
Speaker 2:Okay, you can turn right or red.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, it's like a stop sign really.
Speaker 2:And you used honking a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I honk at everyone Every time a car passes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I honk at everyone Every time a car passes me, I honk at them, honk, flip them off, and that's.
Speaker 1:That's what we do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I, you know, picture Americans how they drive that's what we do and scream at each other and yeah yeah, okay yeah, but that sounds fun to watch the fireworks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah okay, yeah, but that sounds fun to watch the fireworks. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, okay what was I saying. Oh yeah, Sidetrack.
Speaker 1:You're sidetracking? Yeah, okay, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2:At the funeral there were a couple who had a dog with them and the dog they named the dog Freya, but at first her name was Jewel of the Heart. Okay, and I'm like that's difficult to say Jewel of the Heart.
Speaker 1:Jewel of the Heart. Oh my God, what a weird and kind of annoying say. Yeah, jewel of the Heart. Jewel of the Heart. Oh my God, what a weird and kind of annoying name.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1:They changed it to Freya.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a bit easier to say, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the owner said that. I thought Freya was easier to say.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fine, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You're not mixing it up with the Hindenburg, hindenburg. Yeah, when that crashed and the news guy or whatever it was said, oh the humanity, the humanity, he kept screaming that.
Speaker 1:Wow, this is a video I need to see. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:Yes, we can.
Speaker 1:Are we doing that now?
Speaker 2:Uh, we can after we.
Speaker 1:What are you doing?
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna look up Neil Armstrong's word what?
Speaker 1:Yes, you do that?
Speaker 2:Look for words.
Speaker 1:I'm also gonna look at words and yeah.
Speaker 2:Words Neil Armstrong quote.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Speaker 1:All right, you were right. Whatever, I don't even care.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:You notice how minimal I'm caring right now. Yes, I'm just going to keep going, because I just don't care about your dumb words. Being right, exactly, I don't care for it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I would be so mad.
Speaker 1:You're so mad.
Speaker 2:I'm not mad, I was right Okay.
Speaker 1:After you have landed.
Speaker 2:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:That you know Sorry. You're mad, are you mad?
Speaker 1:I'm not mad.
Speaker 2:Okay, good.
Speaker 1:Um.
Speaker 2:Okay. At least I'm not checking for pulse, am I?
Speaker 1:okay, no, I don't have a pulse, no Um.
Speaker 2:Where Adam?
Speaker 1:Where Adam, let's see.
Speaker 2:No, like um.
