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#86: You're So Heavy

Lauren & Mattias Episode 86

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In which Lauren & Mattias take a journey to the moon! They discuss their recent movie night films, cinema experiences and other adventures as their vacation comes to an end.

Content:

  • Opening
    • Bad smells
  • Funeral & relatives
  • Pinball tasking
  • Weekly check in
    • Live Mad Libs & weird food
    • Costco in Sweden
    • Bowling
    • Accidental kickbikes
    • Health updates
    • Cinema
  • Intermission
  • Inside Out 2
  • Movie on!
    • Unbreakable
    • Jesus Christ Superstar
  • Religion & believing
  • Crash course: How to go to the moon
  • Wrap up
    • ***Live Mad Libs: August 10, 2024 at 2pm EST/8pm CET on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast***

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Speaker 1:

in a world where everything is unscripted.

Speaker 2:

This is roasty, toasty ghost you have a hole in your head yeah, it's called my mouth yeah, I don't like it. Get rid rid of it, okay shut it, make it stop moving.

Speaker 1:

It's weird. What are those yellow things? It's my teeth.

Speaker 2:

What are we doing today?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. Talk about my teeth. No, we don't have to talk about teeth, okay, good.

Speaker 2:

We can do other things.

Speaker 1:

I guess it's an option. Talk about my toes.

Speaker 2:

Let's talk with my toes. I suck at making toes. Well on 76, we did a crash course on how to make a decision.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, How's that worked out so far? Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I can't decide if it worked out well or not. Wow, oh my goodness, lots of noises.

Speaker 1:

Thank goodness you can't smell because I have bad breath. Okay, okay, I guess you do.

Speaker 2:

I do what.

Speaker 1:

No, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 2:

Like I guess you do have bad smell, bad breath. Yes, you have the bad smells. Yeah, you have the bad smells.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, yeah, I have the.

Speaker 2:

You have the smells that are bad, yeah, but have the bad smells, okay, yeah, yeah, I have the. You have the smells that are bad, yeah but your smelling organ is bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

The nose.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm talking about the nose, my smelling organ.

Speaker 2:

Thanks Okay.

Speaker 1:

Should we start this that?

Speaker 2:

would be cool. Let's do it the proper way this time, instead of like whatever we've been doing lately.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, ready.

Speaker 2:

Why is this so difficult for me? Why does it hurt?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, do you know? I don't, you don't.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't Sorry. Anyway, are you going to start this?

Speaker 1:

Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.

Speaker 2:

You're happy.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I am, I can hear that you're happy. Yeah. Yeah, I am my name is you guessed it, mattias?

Speaker 2:

I did not guess it, but I'm glad to know.

Speaker 1:

And your name is Lauren.

Speaker 2:

My name is Lauren, that's me.

Speaker 1:

I helped you this time. Thank you, because you helped me last time.

Speaker 2:

Last 20 million episodes. I've helped you with your name.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 2:

I'm good.

Speaker 1:

And I'm good, thank you. You're welcome, and I helped you there too, because you didn't ask me how I was.

Speaker 2:

No, I didn't, because I don't care.

Speaker 1:

I know, but I'm still happy.

Speaker 2:

I'm glad you're in a good mood.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Okay. So what are we going to do today? Are we going to talk about our week?

Speaker 2:

Are we going to be friends or no? Are you talking about us or about the people really, Us and the people?

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Let's say that we're gonna be friends for like maximum an hour okay, and then we're not friends anymore. Okay, no, I'm kidding, I do like the people okay I. I hope they like me too I like you yeah, if people like me, please tell, tell me, are you okay? I'm fragile.

Speaker 2:

Fragile.

Speaker 1:

Fragile, I'm not Matthias anymore.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm fragile. You're all over the place.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and now I'm happy again.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I was sad there for a while, for a while, for a while. For ten seconds. That's a while in my world.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was a long, 10 seconds yeah.

Speaker 1:

The longest 10 seconds in my life.

Speaker 2:

Wow, yeah, you were sad that whole time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was that sad. Anyway, I've been to a funeral today.

Speaker 2:

Is that what you want to talk about? How are you doing today, matias?

Speaker 1:

uh, I'm good I have been to a funeral today, so, but it was a nice funeral. It was my aunt. I mean by marriage?

Speaker 2:

yeah, exactly, she was married to my uncle, so yes, other than that, other than that, yep, other than that I met some relatives cool that I haven't met in a long, long time, and that was nice.

Speaker 1:

Most of them were nice. No, all of them were nice there was the one oh yeah, my aunt not the dead one no, no, my dad's sister. Okay yeah, I said hello to her and all that and shook her hand and everything and she didn't really know who I was. So I'm like I'm Mattias and she's like, oh, mattias. And then I pause and she's like, oh well.

Speaker 2:

Just walks away, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Oh well, Just walks away. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, after like 15 years or something like that.

Speaker 2:

I don't know that makes you feel good about yourself right, yeah. What do you think she was thinking?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. Yeah, maybe that, if she remembers me, which I think I hope she does she's like oh damn, I'm old Because he's grown up now. I hope that's what she meant. She's like oh well, oh well, I can't do anything about that. He's not a kid anymore.

Speaker 2:

Is she younger than your dad?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Is he the oldest?

Speaker 1:

No, they have an older brother, but he wasn't there. He's still alive, but he has some kind of dementia. So, yeah, he's not really there.

Speaker 2:

No, he's somewhere else.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, in his own world, his wife was at the funeral. Okay, and that's what she said about him, Like yeah, he's there, but not there.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's sad.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

No one recognized me. To them, I was probably still a kid.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, with hair.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, exactly, lots of hair and now no hair Almost. It made me kind of happy that a lot of other people there also had some hair loss.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I felt like I fit in in that crowd of older men.

Speaker 2:

Other Mattiases yeah.

Speaker 1:

A bunch of balding men. Yeah, okay, enough of that.

Speaker 2:

Okay, what now?

Speaker 1:

Should we talk about the week? Yeah, okay. Or do you want to talk about your day?

Speaker 2:

oh, I guess I could talk about my day yeah, did you have a fun day? Sure, sounded like that yeah, I had a day, it was a day yeah, most people had a day today yeah, maybe not everyone had a day today, but I had a day and, um, I don't know, I just had a real like adhd kind of day, because I had a day today, but I had a day and I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I just had a real like ADHD kind of day because I had a list of things that I wanted to get to and you know, I would pinball through everything you know, do a little bit of this and then move to the other thing and do that a little bit and then go somewhere else and do something else.

Speaker 2:

And then come back to the original. Thing. Yeah, and do that a little bit and then go like all over the place okay and then I have sick child who's like begging for things all the time and whiny whiny. Oh my god, this kid. All week I've had him because my life partner went back to work finally, yeah, uh, on monday. So I've had sick child all week, so everything's just been like boiling. But yeah, I built the bunny, a cat tree kind of in a way yeah. Out of boxes.

Speaker 1:

It's nice.

Speaker 2:

It's kind of cute.

Speaker 1:

I like it.

Speaker 2:

And I made him a digging box as well.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, I did that and I made pancakes and I did laundry and dishes and I vacuumed a bit not everywhere, but the major spots. And yeah, that digging box was a hassle because I had to make a hole in the lid of the box and I took out the jigsaw, you know the one that I used to make the actual bunny house with. Oh, okay. I took that out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I forgot how to use it, so I used that on a plastic box.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, but it worked.

Speaker 2:

So plastic went everywhere. Yeah, I mean it kind of worked. I managed to get the hole out and then I took the lighter to the edges to kind of soften it. Okay, and then I took some sandpaper as well to it. And then I just covered the edges with duct tape. Oh, just in case yeah because the circle was not perfect and it did have some edges okay, yeah so yeah, I did that and then I showered, and then you came over yes, and we had a night, but let's talk about that later.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what did we do last weekend? We had a live medley.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we did, and you ate shrimp. I did it was.

Speaker 2:

I had two.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they were weird.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if I liked it or not.

Speaker 1:

No, okay, but now you don't have to try it again Now. You tried it once, and that's everything you needed.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if I want to again. No, just because it was weird.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I like them.

Speaker 2:

Good, I'm glad you like them.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean, we have been talking about maybe if I should try mushrooms, because you like them.

Speaker 2:

I do.

Speaker 1:

But I already tried them so I know I don't like them yeah, I can still eat them, just so you can get some is there anything that revenge?

Speaker 2:

you haven't tried, that, you don't dare to try I don't know other than like weird things, like tongues and stuff.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know I think I have to that. Yeah, if you ever come up with something weird, you can ask me and I'll tell you.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

If I tried it or not, if I remember, if I ever tried it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so yeah, that happened. That was very fun yeah. Did we do anything before that.

Speaker 1:

We watched YouTube.

Speaker 2:

We watched a whole bunch of YouTube videos yeah, very fun Very videos. Yeah, very fun, very exciting yeah.

Speaker 1:

So that was that day, sunday, I don't think I saw you on Sunday. No probably not Boring day.

Speaker 2:

I feel like I've been trying to do something every night. Hold on Talking about Sunday. I'm looking at Monday. That's not helpful.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's not the same day.

Speaker 2:

It's not Sunday. We went to Costco.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was kind of random.

Speaker 1:

Very.

Speaker 2:

Very random. It was really funny, because I just said let's go to Stockholm, and you said when? And basically just okay. So we went to Costco and basically just okay so we went to Costco and it's not really in Stockholm, it's outside of.

Speaker 1:

Stockholm yeah, we went there and I did my grocery shopping.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you did, it's very exciting.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I remember that now because we were bad.

Speaker 2:

We got a box of muffins. Yeah, they were ginormous muffins and they were really good they were they were.

Speaker 1:

We got so full though yeah, I couldn't finish mine no, so you gave it to my knees, here you go yeah here you go, on your knees eat it, eat it, okay.

Speaker 2:

So what are your thoughts?

Speaker 1:

About Costco and the trip. Oh, my goodness, I like the trip. I like going in cars and just look at stuff and all that Because I don't have to drive the car.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

And so I enjoyed that Because I don't have to drive the car Right, and so I enjoyed that. The Costco was okay. I didn't love it.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

It was a long time waiting to get the membership card.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was being difficult, though. That's why.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

It was their website's fault. It wasn't anything else?

Speaker 1:

okay, shouldn't it be easier?

Speaker 2:

it should be, you think so, but for some reason it was just giving me issues, okay but you I'm sure it's easy for other people probably because you're an american.

Speaker 1:

They were like we're gonna give you a hard time yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 2:

You didn't like waiting for me to get the membership.

Speaker 1:

No, that was the boring part.

Speaker 2:

It was really boring and frustrating.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then we got inside. I liked the store but I thought it was too much people, yeah, and you know, the cart was kind of big a shopping cart, so it was kind of difficult to not be in the way, yeah, because, yeah, there were people everywhere and I was responsible for the cart. Yes, so I took that seriously.

Speaker 2:

That was your job. Yes, you did very good at driving the cart.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, yeah, job. Yes, you did very good at driving the cart. Thank you, yeah, but otherwise well, the good thing was that we did have like a time limit. We had like two hours, yeah. So I knew that in two hours we would be out of there. So that was good to know. So we were not in there for like five hours or something yeah so I did like that and you found a toilet I did.

Speaker 2:

I had to pee towards the end there, yeah, but it wasn't so bad, I could hold it I wasn't panicking no so it was okay. The store itself was a big tease. There was a lot of yummy stuff that I wanted to buy, but I didn't because I'm trying to be good, so I had to leave a lot of stuff behind, yes, which was sad, but I did it Anyway. That was Sunday.

Speaker 1:

Yes, monday.

Speaker 2:

And Monday we went bowling.

Speaker 1:

Oh, was that Monday.

Speaker 2:

That was Monday.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, that was fun.

Speaker 2:

You and me and Sick Child went bowling.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and we were really bad at it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, sick Child was the only one who was actually good, but he ended up losing somehow.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there, at the end he didn't even try.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

He just thought it was fun that the ball was bouncing.

Speaker 2:

It would bounce off of the slide ball slide thing.

Speaker 1:

And also if he didn't have the the guardrails. He would have lost anyway. But, he's four. Did I win, you won. You're good at that, at winning.

Speaker 2:

I won mini golf and I've won bowling.

Speaker 1:

I'm on bowling. Yeah, I'm on a winning streak. What's next? That just goes to show how bad I am.

Speaker 2:

What's next? Are we going to play tennis?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, badminton.

Speaker 2:

Oh God, no one ever kept score last time. No, it was just for fun, I guess.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I really don't know how to.

Speaker 2:

No time, no, it was just for fun, I guess.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I, I really don't know how to. No, I'm really bad at tennis, though, so I really don't want to do that, but I feel like we're gonna get through all of the wii sports games okay, it's mini golf.

Speaker 2:

Well, there's it's actual golf okay, yeah and then bowling and tennis and boxing I want to try, try that. Okay.

Speaker 1:

For real.

Speaker 2:

Are you going to start boxing? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I would be very good at boxing, though.

Speaker 2:

Me neither.

Speaker 1:

Because I really don't want to hit people.

Speaker 2:

No, okay.

Speaker 1:

I would like to hit people, like in the movies, where it looks like you hit them, but you really don't Like that, ow yeah, where it looks like you hit them but you really don't like that. Ow yeah, and hope for a better reaction from those oh yeah, it was supposed to be faster.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, sorry, that's my acting. I'm a really bad actor.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can tell. Okay, but bowling we did that, you were great.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

But I got better At first.

Speaker 2:

first I was really terrible at it, but I feel like I found something in there in in the end yeah, I kind of felt the same way, yeah, and it felt so weird because we were surrounded by people who were really good, and so they were like yeah, they were pros. They were like waxing their balls and everything and I was like getting strikes all the time and like doing curve balls and everything I was like that's impressive and I am here and I'm just throwing the ball straight into the gutter.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, exactly, we're in. We're in the middle, just gonna. We were in the middle of all these pros playing. Yeah, it felt really good yeah, hey guys, look at us Gutter gutter, so that was fun. Yeah, that was Monday.

Speaker 2:

That was Monday.

Speaker 1:

And then Tuesday.

Speaker 2:

Well, that was Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what happened on Monday?

Speaker 2:

What did happen on Monday? What day was Monday? First of all, Monday. I guess it was Monday the 15th. You went for like three walks and a jog and everything on Monday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I got like 23,000 steps.

Speaker 2:

Holy moly, I don't know if I have anything documented here about Monday. Did Monday happen, okay?

Speaker 1:

I tried to do something every day.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I haven't been very good today, but I guess Monday happened.

Speaker 1:

Monday did happen. Yeah, oh, but I guess Monday happened.

Speaker 2:

Monday did happen, yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's true.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I'm sorry. On Monday I had to bring my life partner into work and then I brought sick child to McDonald's. Okay, that wasn't very exciting, that's just what happened? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I brought the kids to the skate park and that's when I accidentally bought them their own cake bikes. It was an accident.

Speaker 1:

Accident.

Speaker 2:

I didn't mean to, it just kind of happened. They were having so much fun and so we just went and bought cake bikes. Yeah, that's what happened. And then Tuesday happened, and then Wednesday I brought the kids to Jump Yard, which is like an indoor trampoline park.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's very cool, very fun. I didn't have that much fun chasing Sick Child around, but it was okay. And then we went to the mall and went to some stores and I accidentally bought Sick Child a kick bike as well. That was also an accident, because my daughter was getting mad at him for stealing hers.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And we went to other various stores, stopped by McDonald's on the way home.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And that was that. That's what happened. So that was Wednesday. What did you do on Wednesday?

Speaker 1:

I went for walks.

Speaker 2:

Wow, that was exciting. I know Good job.

Speaker 1:

Thank you. I've been trying to be better this week, taking more walks and not eating.

Speaker 2:

At all.

Speaker 1:

That you know. Try to eat better, how's it?

Speaker 2:

going with the portion sizes at home.

Speaker 1:

That's not good. Not good, no okay, have you. No, I haven't told them so.

Speaker 2:

Communication Mattias Come on.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but it feels like I'm going away and then they make food and I have to eat the rest that was left, you know. Yeah, leftovers yeah and they leave me lots of that.

Speaker 2:

Not good no.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, that was that, yeah, that was.

Speaker 1:

Wednesday, thursday.

Speaker 2:

It was Wednesday.

Speaker 1:

Thursday that was yesterday.

Speaker 2:

That was yesterday.

Speaker 1:

We went to the cinema.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, we did, we watched more YouTube videos we did. And then we went to the cinema and saw Inside Out 2.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

With my oldest and my daughter and your niece and your mom and your sister and her life partner.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

There was a lot of people.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so many people, not just us, no, the entire room was packed. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And yeah it was a lot, I'm glad that we got there when we got there. Otherwise I don't think I would have been able to get in. No, Because I didn't book.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't think I would have been able to get in. No, because I didn't book. No, I did book, but my family was later than I expected them to be.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But still we got seats. So, Mm-hmm, Should we movie on and talk about that movie?

Speaker 2:

Should we?

Speaker 1:

Or should we wait?

Speaker 2:

Should we take a break?

Speaker 1:

Let's take a break then.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And movie on after the break.

Speaker 2:

Let's do that Next week. There will be less happening during the week. Oh, yeah, because we're going back to work, blah, blah, so we'll be right back. Bye.

Speaker 1:

Bye.

Speaker 2:

Let me get that on.

Speaker 1:

recording marks are funny, I know okay oh yeah, so we're back we are back also.

Speaker 2:

Would you like to move on? Let's move on okay, so today we watched Unbreakable and we also watched Jesus Christ Superstar. Let's start with Inside Out 2.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

But we're just going to share our thoughts.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we're not going to go into detail.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Like we usually do.

Speaker 2:

Right, I enjoyed the movie. It was cute, it was fun, it made me relate in ways that I did not like and you laughed at me.

Speaker 1:

I did.

Speaker 2:

For that, Because, yeah, you saw that one character and I could have played the character.

Speaker 1:

I feel like, yes, I could have done that.

Speaker 2:

It's very cool, yeah. What were your thoughts?

Speaker 1:

I liked the movie. I mean, I could relate a little bit, maybe not as much as you, but yeah, I did like the movie. What did your kids think about the movie? Did you ask?

Speaker 2:

them. They just said that they liked it.

Speaker 1:

Okay, not much details there, no, my niece didn't like it, but I'm pretty sure they didn't see it very much.

Speaker 2:

They were under. Yeah, but your niece-niece. Yeah yeah, she didn't like it.

Speaker 1:

They say why yeah, she thought it was boring, okay, um, yeah, I don't know. Uh, my mother didn't like it either, so she fell asleep during the movie. So I don't know if my niece had been talking to her and just wanted to. You know, be the same. But yeah, she said she didn't like it, so whatever.

Speaker 2:

Whatever?

Speaker 1:

I just paid her ticket and no, big deal no. I hope she liked the soda and the chips she got, because I paid for that too. Yeah, she probably liked that at least. So yeah, that's it. And now over to today's movies. So today we watched.

Speaker 2:

Unbreakable yes With Bruce Willis. And in this movie Bruce Willis is kind of a superhero, except he just has super strength and he can't get hurt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's like unbreakable. I burped Okay, yeah, very cool. Was that all you had to say about that? Yeah, yeah, very cool.

Speaker 2:

Was that all you had to say about that? Yeah, and there's another guy who has a condition. He is very fragile, His bones break easily and he becomes obsessed with Bruce Willis.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And that's it. That's all that happened. No one beat up any bad guys. No okay For once, or what? What am I missing? Uh, okay, so bruce willis beat up one bad guy. Yes, yeah, that was it, just the one yeah oh, he didn't just have superpowers, he also got like visions if he touched someone yeah, or bumped into them yeah he like had visions of, like the worst thing worst things he'd done.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, like that's a bad guy. Everyone he touched was a bad guy. Yeah, pretty much yeah.

Speaker 2:

He was surrounded by bad guys.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

But he only beat up one of them. Yeah true, it was a very dramatic movie, mm-hmm, but I liked it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it had a special vibe to it. It wasn't like an ordinary superhero movie. It was darker and had a darker vibe to it.

Speaker 2:

Bruce Willis was angry all the time.

Speaker 1:

Angry and sad.

Speaker 2:

Maybe his character was supposed to be sad, but it still came off as like angry.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Like a why me? Kind of thing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I also liked it so.

Speaker 2:

Good.

Speaker 1:

Good.

Speaker 2:

Good you better. Yeah, you better like it because I liked it. Yeah, anything else, I don't know, it was the first time you watched it, it was. You better like it because I liked it. Yeah, anything else.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 2:

It was the first time you watched it. It was, and me yeah.

Speaker 1:

Me too. I might have seen a few clips, but never the whole thing. And yeah, it's directed and written by M Night Shyamalan.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Cool.

Speaker 1:

He has also a small part in the movie.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, he was the drug dealer. Yeah, funny your turn.

Speaker 1:

Next movie? Yeah, okay, then we watched Jesus Christ Superstar. Jesus Christ Superstar.

Speaker 2:

That's what you said, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I sang that.

Speaker 2:

You did Go yeah, scary yeah. Are you said yeah, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

I sang that you did.

Speaker 2:

Oh Go yeah, scary yeah. I mean, are you nervous?

Speaker 1:

This is a movie about Christianity and yeah. Yeah, Because I think this is accurate, how it happened Mm-hmm With tanks and everything Okay so.

Speaker 2:

And that guy who just like showed up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, caesar was there. No, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Was Caesar actually there?

Speaker 1:

I don't think so. I think he was older, he was before.

Speaker 2:

Was he before Jesus?

Speaker 1:

I think so.

Speaker 2:

I assumed he was after.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, Honestly.

Speaker 1:

I'm so bad at history. Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah, so bad. Wait a minute.

Speaker 2:

Wait, no, I'm really good. Yeah, the timeline's a little fuzzy though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but you got the facts straight.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

Facts straight.

Speaker 2:

Wow, that was difficult to say that's a lot of S's yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so this movie is about jesus and they are singing because it's a musical and um, it's um, yeah so weird it's weird. I didn't hate it. Okay, it's directed by the same guy who did fiddler on the roof yeah, and now that now that movie.

Speaker 2:

That makes sense.

Speaker 1:

That movie was way worse than this one. I can tell you that.

Speaker 2:

This one was just weird.

Speaker 1:

It was weird, but it wasn't three hours.

Speaker 2:

No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1:

And it's kind of funny that he went from making like the most Jewish movie ever to like the most Christian movie ever.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the most Christian movie ever. Yeah, or yeah Musicals.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, musicals. So his name is Norman Jewison. Yeah, that's so funny and he's not a Jew.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Okay. So I think most people got the gist of the Jesus Christ story, so I'm not gonna tell that. I think you can look that up if you want to. And yeah, I mean it was an okay movie. I didn't hate it, I didn't love it. I'm probably not gonna watch it again. No, it was an okay movie. I didn't hate it, I didn't love it. I'm probably not gonna watch it again. But I wouldn't be, you know, as much against watching this movie as I was Fiddler on the Roof. So yeah, but still, it was okay. You keep hitting the table. I do, sorry. So I think you told us what you thought about the movie, but you can talk about the movie.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to tell you my thoughts about this movie. I thought it was weird and I felt like the entire movie. I was just wondering what is going on. What is that?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Who is that guy? And there was the random guy in the middle who was like I don't believe in Jesus or whatever. You're not real and goodbye. Very modern looking guy for the 70s.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. And then Caesar came in, and I was so confused.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what is going on? And also they had tanks.

Speaker 2:

And some guy hung himself.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and like machine guns and yeah, that was weird. I'm like what?

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

What year is this?

Speaker 2:

Did you enjoy the songs?

Speaker 1:

I mean, I had heard the Jesus Christ Superstar, because that I feel like most people have. Maybe I guess you have too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Before. But if I had to pick one song, I'm pretty sure you'd hate this song or didn't like this, but I thought it was kind of. It was weird but kind of fun, and that was the King Herod song.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I enjoyed that one actually too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the chubby guy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Dancing wanted Jesus to walk on the water, Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Prove, it. Yeah, exactly, yeah, mm-hmm, prove it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, exactly that was probably my favorite song of the movie Mm-hmm, because it was kind of it was a little bit funny and yeah, yeah. It has had some humor in it.

Speaker 2:

It was the one that you had mentioned, that you thought of a different song, oh yeah, Too one that you had mentioned that, um, you thought of a different song, oh yeah, too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the he was climbing some kind of mountain over, and I was thinking about a swedish song yeah, well, I, I kind of like that song too, okay, yeah, yeah, kind of and you were thinking about an elton john that was a different song, but yeah, there was another song that said something about pilots and I was thinking of Take Me to the Pilot. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

They didn't sing that song though.

Speaker 1:

No, I read some trivia about this movie All right go ahead. The one thing that I found I don't know fascinating or it was weird, it was that they had one extra or one person who was, you know, when Jesus spoiler when Jesus is on the cross and they are supposed to nail his hand, you know and they had like an Israeli guy there and he was supposed to do that and he thought he was supposed to nail the hand. Put the nail through the hand of the actor oh God.

Speaker 1:

But luckily the director stopped the guy from actually doing that. Yeah, oh, my God by screaming no, not the hand, Awful.

Speaker 2:

People come on yeah, exactly, are you religious in any way?

Speaker 1:

I don't know if I would say that I am. I, I think, I uh that there might be something, but I don't know. I wouldn't say that I think it's Jesus and his dad. I don't know what it is, but I think that you know. Sometimes you get like signs and yeah there are some unexplainable things happening. Yeah, so I believe in something. I wouldn't say that I'm like a religious, but still believes in something. How about you?

Speaker 2:

No, I'm not really religious, I mean Are you like an atheist? I guess in a way. But I also you know how people say that like, oh, god has a plan and God will lead you, and all that stuff. I don't really believe that there's a god, to begin with, no, or some higher being who determines what my life is going to be like no I make my own decisions and I am responsible for those decisions yeah, so that's what I believe in.

Speaker 1:

I believe in myself but your decisions are god's decisions.

Speaker 2:

That's what he's yeah, but no, no, no but I choose how I live my life.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and these decisions lead to other things and other things lead to other things and other things lead to other things, and something I don't believe in is Sorry, your eyes just like fluttered really fast. Are you okay? I'm religious now, no, no, no, no, no, no. Something that I don't believe in is violence because of religion.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Fighting over religion is kind of it feels ridiculous.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and that goes against.

Speaker 2:

Everything.

Speaker 1:

Everything, all religions.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And yeah, it's so weird that people can actually kill people.

Speaker 2:

Over these things.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because someone else believes in something else.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That took a dark turn.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, back to the fun. Let's do something fun. Okay, all right. Do this is episode number 86. Six Six.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Tell me something fun about today.

Speaker 1:

Something fun about today.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm, it is technically July 19th.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So tell me something fun.

Speaker 1:

I think it's, or if it's the 19th or 20th somewhere there 55 years ago, that's when they landed on the moon Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin 20th. Okay, so now it's the 20th.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean it was the 19th and it's past midnight.

Speaker 1:

Yes, so it's the 20th now. Yes, and also Michael Collins, but he never stepped down on. He was in the shuttle the whole time.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

But those were the three people. And, yeah, I would like to know more about.

Speaker 2:

Have you ever wanted to go to the moon?

Speaker 1:

You know, I it sounds very exciting, like an adventure.

Speaker 2:

It's definitely an adventure. Yeah, and we like adventures.

Speaker 1:

We do.

Speaker 2:

So I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to give you a crash course on how to go to the moon.

Speaker 1:

Oh, awesome, perfect.

Speaker 2:

Usually our crash courses would be more related to you know, everyday life things, yeah, but Today we're going to the moon. I feel this is very everyday, would be more related to you know, everyday life things, yeah, but I, today we're going to the moon.

Speaker 1:

I feel this is very everyday. People do that all the time.

Speaker 2:

It's getting there, yeah, anyway. So it's a complex process that requires advanced technology.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

And planning and resources.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I have a phone, you do so no a phone you do, so no problem, you got this. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

All right, so step one to go to the moon.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Mission planning and design. You have to define mission objectives, as in like scientific research and human exploration. Have you done any human exploration today?

Speaker 1:

I have.

Speaker 2:

I'm so sorry. Human exploration today I have. I'm so sorry. What I'm sorry. Have you explored your human today?

Speaker 1:

I have explored humans. Now I have watched videos.

Speaker 2:

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1:

That's what they mean, right. Yeah, watched videos, uh-huh, that's what they mean right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean, we watched a video about Bruce Willis.

Speaker 2:

We watched Armageddon.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, a video about that, so that's kind of something like that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but they didn't go to the moon, they went to an asteroid, yeah, To blow it up, yeah, to blow it up, yeah, you need to design your spacecraft, including the launch vehicle, lunar module and service module. Do you know what those are?

Speaker 1:

Not really, but I have to look into that.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that's part of your research.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

And you also need to develop a mission timeline and schedule. Are you good with schedules?

Speaker 1:

I'm pretty good.

Speaker 2:

I'm really good at schedules.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, you can do that.

Speaker 2:

I got that. I guess I'm going to the moon with you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I got dragged into this. This was not part of the plan but okay. Number two build and test the spacecraft. You have to construct the spacecraft using specialized materials and components. Do you have materials? For your spacecraft?

Speaker 1:

Tell me what it would look like. Do you think you know? Like fireworks If you like, look how they are built and you just add more of the things that made them. Say phew.

Speaker 2:

So you're going to shove a whole bunch of fireworks underneath your spacecraft.

Speaker 1:

Maybe. Well, I'm going to take away. The design yeah, I'm going to do the design. I'm not going to keep the explosive parts Because I don't know it might.

Speaker 2:

Explode the whole parts.

Speaker 1:

Okay, because I don't know it might explode, the whole thing, yeah, but yeah, I'm gonna check the fireworks to see how they are built and I'm just gonna, you know, make it bigger for my rocket. Do you understand what I'm trying to say?

Speaker 2:

Oh, I get it, my rockets. Do you understand what I'm trying to say? Oh, I get it. Yeah, you have to conduct rigorous testing on all systems to ensure they can withstand space conditions. So how are you supposed to test that?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, do I need, like a big vacuum? Yep, vacuum room, yeah, vac room.

Speaker 2:

A vac room.

Speaker 1:

That's what I call it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I'm going to fix that first.

Speaker 2:

You just put like a vacuum hose into the wall.

Speaker 1:

I guess yeah, it's a hole in the wall that sucks out, you know, all the air and stuff, so it creates a vacuum and I'm going to test my stuff in there.

Speaker 2:

Okay, number three, hmm, launch.

Speaker 1:

Okay, number three.

Speaker 2:

Launch. Okay, launch Launch.

Speaker 1:

Launch. Oh, what are we having for lunch?

Speaker 2:

You have to decide oh no, what's for lunch.

Speaker 1:

That's the most difficult part.

Speaker 2:

Launch the spacecraft using a powerful rocket.

Speaker 1:

I'm already on that.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

With the fireworks thing.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so then you have to achieve Earth orbit before initiating a translunar injection to set the spacecraft on a path to the moon. Did you understand a word I just said? I didn't know what I was reading Nope, no one knows. Okay, well, let's hope it's not an important step.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2:

No, otherwise they would have put it in easier words.

Speaker 1:

Exactly.

Speaker 2:

Number four transit to the moon. So now you're already up in the sky.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Navigate the spacecraft through space, correcting the course. Okay, navigate the spacecraft through space, correcting the course as needed. Okay, the journey to the moon typically takes about three days, so do you have time in your schedule? Three days to get to the moon.

Speaker 1:

Three days. I think I might have to do this trip, maybe when at Christmas time, you know. Oh, it's perfect for New Year's.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that would be really nice.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I go up when everyone else starts firing their fireworks.

Speaker 2:

Firing their works.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You're all fired.

Speaker 1:

Time to fire the works.

Speaker 2:

So find your way to the moon. It can't be that hard to find, because it's there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's pretty big if you get close to it.

Speaker 2:

If you just go straight towards it and there it is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's like a big star.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you know Kind of yeah. It's not really, but it's a moon, yeah, but it looks Kind of.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's not really, but it's a moon.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but it looks like a big star, number five, hmm, lunar orbit and landing.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yes, this is the exciting part, hmm. Enter lunar orbit and prepare for a descent Use a lunar lander, lunar lander.

Speaker 1:

Lunar lander.

Speaker 2:

Lunar lander, lunar lander, lunar lander, lunar lander, lunar lander, lunar lander. I like that lunar lander. I want a dog and name it lunar lander. Okay, why it's? Fun to say okay, lunar lander, come here, lunar lander, lunar lander, no stop, lunar lander. I'd probably end up laughing every time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, um lunar lander. Huh, right, use a lunar lander. Sorry, I'm just going to keep saying it as many times as possible.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's going to be the title.

Speaker 2:

Lunar lander To descend to the moon's surface. Execute, execute, execute. Oh my God, execute, executing that one A controlled landing.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So make sure that your landing is controlled.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

With a lunar lander.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so do you have to be two or three people? Because does someone need to be in the shuttle at all times?

Speaker 2:

Got to watch the ship.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, someone has to be the Michael Collins.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So we need a third person, because I'm going to be Neil Armstrong and you're going to be Buzz Aldrin.

Speaker 2:

Okay, what's my job?

Speaker 1:

To go outside after me.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

To be because Neil Armstrong was the first one. Okay. And I'm taking a small step for a man, a big leap for mankind, and you're like the second person Okay, okay, but not really right now, because Wasn't there something about humanity?

Speaker 2:

A small step for mankind, a big step for humanity, or something? No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1:

This is a small step for a man, but a huge leap for mankind, or something Humanity, humanity.

Speaker 2:

I think that's the word they used.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

After landing number six lunar surface operations. Oh so it's time for your mission on the moon. After landing number six lunar surface operations.

Speaker 1:

So it's time for your mission on the moon now that you're on the moon.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you have to conduct scientific experiments like I don't know, build a volcano or something while you're out there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2:

Gather samples, grab a rock. I guess, yeah, and explore the lunar surface, go for a walk. Yeah, walk yeah, yeah, that's fine look at stuff yeah moonwalk moonwalk, yeah, um, but, but, but so we're gonna walk backwards you can take a walk backwards, that's fine. Yeah, uh, ensure astronaut safety and provide life support okay so if I'm laying there dying because I'm laying on the moon, because of gravity.

Speaker 1:

that's how it works, yeah, and of course you're dying.

Speaker 2:

I'm dying. You have to give me life support, yeah.

Speaker 1:

We can't expect anything else than you're dying on the moon.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to lay there and be like I'm dying. You'll be like you're okay. They be like I'm dying. You'll be like you're okay. They're there.

Speaker 1:

So dramatic.

Speaker 2:

You'll be like alright, thank you yeah just like Buzz Aldrin this walk is so long, going forever. When can we go home? And then I throw a rock at your face and. I burst a hole in your helmet and you explode and also die.

Speaker 1:

But for real. I actually died. You're like do I have to carry you now?

Speaker 2:

Oh my, god, you're so heavy.

Speaker 1:

Couldn't you have lost a little bit of weight Before the?

Speaker 2:

trip? You didn't even try.

Speaker 1:

You're even fatter.

Speaker 2:

Number seven, ascent and return. Your trip is over, so launch the lunar module back into lunar orbit. Oh yeah, rendezvous and dock with the orbiting command module, initiate a return trajectory to Earth, pretty much, find your way back home. Yeah, yeah, don't get lost. Getting back home, I can imagine, is more difficult than getting to the moon itself, because you have to find a specific spot, whereas if you're going to the moon you just land anywhere.

Speaker 1:

Whatever's closest. Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 2:

It's not like they have a landing platform no, you have to be very specific about where you're going.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, are we putting a flag on the moon, or something?

Speaker 2:

I guess we could uh a flag with the roasty toasty ghosty flag. Perfect, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're going to take the other USA flag and take it home.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Needs to be washed.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm just going to do some laundry. We'll bring it back. Yeah, just going to replace it with this temporary flag, number eight re-entry and recovery. Re-enter Earth's atmosphere, protecting the crew with a heat shield.

Speaker 1:

Oh, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Okay, deploy parachutes to slow descent and achieve a safe. Yeah, we're going to go skydiving now. Okay, to slow descent and achieve a safe landing, typically in the ocean or on land. So I guess you are just landing anywhere.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I hope it's not in a very busy area and recover the spacecraft and crew.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know if I want to land in the ocean, though.

Speaker 2:

No, that sounds scary.

Speaker 1:

I don't like water that much.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I'm like Bruce Willis in this movie Unbreakable.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, that's it. That's how you go to the moon.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, awesome, yeah, now we know, let's do that.

Speaker 2:

We're going to plan our trip to the moon, yeah at some point.

Speaker 1:

Maybe it won't be, you know very soon. No, Maybe next year, Maybe it won't be, you know very soon.

Speaker 2:

No, maybe next year.

Speaker 1:

Maybe next year. But it can't be for Christmas though.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Or New Year's? No, yeah, we'll figure something out. Yeah, perfect. I feel very good about this. I think this is going to be a perfect adventure for us.

Speaker 2:

Yes, but unfortunately our adventure season is over.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because we're going back to work on Monday.

Speaker 1:

Blah again.

Speaker 2:

Blah and I'm out of sips, so you know what that means.

Speaker 1:

We're out of episode.

Speaker 2:

Right, we're all out of this episode. Anyway, it's about time to wrap this up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It was really fun. I enjoyed this one.

Speaker 1:

I did too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'd like to thank the people who joined us for our live Mad Libs. Oh yeah, and please join us on August 10th for our next one.

Speaker 1:

We're not lying this time, no. We have checked, double checked I I have you have, good you have, we will be, drinking. Oh yeah, drunky drunky so people are uh welcome to drink with us as we're. I wanted to have a drunk episode during vacation oh it's too bad what to do, I don't know, next year next year we'll have one at some point, I'm sure.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, all right. Well, uh, do you have any advice or literally anything to wrap this up with?

Speaker 1:

I don't do you uh, not really.

Speaker 2:

So if you've gotten this far, go into the comment section on Instagram for number 86. And tell me, if you went to the moon, what would you do there?

Speaker 1:

And if anyone have suggestions on what they want me to eat. If you can think of something that's I mean that you think I wouldn't like, please give suggestion.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And also about the moon thing.

Speaker 2:

If you've ever been to the moon, I want to know about your experience.

Speaker 1:

Yes, what did you think about it? What should we think about if we ever go there?

Speaker 2:

Recommend a good place to eat.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

This has been fun. Yeah, let's do it again next week.

Speaker 1:

Next week we'll be back.

Speaker 2:

We will be back next Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we will.

Speaker 2:

And yeah, that's that. That's that, thank you.

Speaker 1:

Thank you.

Speaker 2:

Thank you.

Speaker 1:

Bye-bye.

Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

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