[Outtakes] #88

What if coughing and sneezing could replace swearing? Join us for a rollicking good time as we fumble through the peculiar challenges of being almost deaf while reminiscing about past mishaps. We brainstorm wild ideas for future episodes, including a tribute to movie legends Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wesley Snipes, and laugh about the whimsical notion of using coughs as sound effects. From the comedy of proving appointments to the hilarious pitfalls of mixing languages, you'll get a healthy dose of chuckles and nostalgia for our younger, wilder days.

Ever wondered what it’s like to record a podcast under the influence? We share our boozy banter, spontaneous outbursts, and laugh-out-loud moments, all while discussing favorite musical characters and upcoming live shows. In the final chapter, we dive into playful word games and brainstorm activities, tackling the amusing challenge of fitting specific letters into words. From lungs and magic needles to marshals and time travel, our unpredictable chatter promises an entertaining journey from start to finish. Buckle up for humor, hijinks, and a whole lot of fun!

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Transcript

Casual Conversation and Banter

Speaker 1 0:00

Now I'm recording.

Speaker 2 0:03

Yes, I coughed again. Yeah, but that was before recording, so yeah, but you still heard it and it was in your ears, so I was saying sorry.

Speaker 1 0:12

Well, last time you kind of coughed right into the mic and I didn't even think about that. No, I did.

Speaker 2 0:19

You did because it hurt your ears yeah.

Speaker 1 0:23

But it's okay, I'm almost deaf anyway so All right, so you're okay, yeah. Okay, just got a little bit worse.

Speaker 2 0:33

It's just a little bit.

Speaker 1 0:34

It's not a big deal, no.

Speaker 2 0:36

Should we do Mad Libs, since we're doing Mad Libs next week and then oh, that again. Oh, okay, not exciting.

Speaker 1 0:45

No, so yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 0:49

Yeah, it is. And then what?

Speaker 1 0:52

Schwarzenegger recently had his birthday and also Wesley Snipes, so maybe I'll Okay. Yeah, we'll see if I include some of their words into the.

Speaker 2 1:07

Okay. You know, Normal no Now.

Speaker 1 1:12

No, I was gonna say, it sounds like yes, yes yes, it's gonna be another coughing episode.

Speaker 2 1:21

That's just how it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 1:23

That sounds like censored instead of a worse word than coughing this is just gonna be a coughing episode yeah, I guess instead of effing yeah coughing I don't know, I don't know if it actually has that oomph to it.

Speaker 2 1:43

Kind of yeah Well maybe if I coughed instead of said the word coughing so that it's like a cough instead of a beep.

Speaker 1 1:53

Yeah, but if you kind of reverse the sound of cough, fuck.

Speaker 2 1:59

I guess, yeah. There was a lot of thinking required for that one. Yeah, yes, and I wasn't available.

Speaker 1 2:06

No, but I'm just that smart.

Speaker 2 2:09

You are. You're way ahead of me. I'm not with you at all.

Speaker 1 2:14

When it comes to swearing, I'm way ahead of you.

Speaker 2 2:19

You're waiting for me.

Speaker 1 2:21

Yeah, I'm over there waiting.

Speaker 2 2:25

Do you want me to take that paper? Oh? Your monster or your phone, can I? Take anything that's over there.

Speaker 1 2:32

This is not me. It said that's not me and I'm like that's me.

Speaker 2 2:37

We have the same last name.

Speaker 1 2:38

Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 2:38

No, I have uh, Achoo, I sneezed.

Speaker 1 2:44

Prusik.

Speaker 2 2:45

Thank you I have uh. Achoo, I don't know they're gonna check up on me. Yeah, in the middle of Monday a coughing checkup? Yeah, for my coughing cough at 145 on a Monday, so that's to tell yeah.

Speaker 1 3:04

Well, you don't have to tell him, just show him the paper.

Speaker 2 3:09

I think I have to do that nowadays, yeah. Because you have to like prove your appointments and stuff.

Speaker 1 3:14

Okay.

Speaker 2 3:14

And like bump, I have to show him that my bump gets approved.

Speaker 1 3:20

Yeah, I guess people are, you know.

Speaker 2 3:22

It's kind of annoying yeah, some people, I guess maybe doesn't actually web, web bab bab I I don't I don't even know how to say it's not an english thing because we don't have that in the states that's what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 3:40

I don't even know how to say. You know, mix the languages.

Speaker 2 3:45

Just bub.

Speaker 1 3:46

Yeah, it's easier to say it in Swedish, since it's a Swedish thing.

Speaker 2 3:51

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 3:53

Okay, so none of this is going to make it to Probably not. No.

Speaker 2 3:57

Oh, poor you. You're editing.

Speaker 1 3:59

You have to listen through all this. I know, can't we be funny your?

Speaker 2 4:03

life is so difficult, can't we be funny. Your life is so difficult, can't we be funny?

Speaker 1 4:07

We could at some point maybe.

Speaker 2 4:08

Yeah, I'm not ready to be funny.

Speaker 1 4:10

No, not me neither.

Speaker 2 4:12

I'm too tired to be funny, I'm just trying to breathe.

Speaker 1 4:15

Yeah, and I'm too tired to be funny.

Speaker 2 4:18

That's not good. No, I think you're right, I think I do have to bring these things in now, sorry, anyway let's get this started.

Speaker 1 4:27

It doesn't hurt.

Speaker 2 4:30

It hurts my pride.

Speaker 1 4:31

Yeah, like you have pride, Clonk, clonk, clonk. That were the drunk days, right.

Alcohol-Fueled Podcast Banter

Speaker 2 4:40

Those were the drunker days. We required a little hint of alcohol in our recordings.

Speaker 1 4:50

Well, when we had classes, it was probably because we were drunk.

Speaker 2 4:56

Yeah, having some form of beverage Alcoholic, alcoholic beverage.

Speaker 1 5:02

Yeah, you shouldn't forget the alcoholic part there was alcohol in involved involved in the beverages yes, okay, it's my turn to say hello, that's right so less horny yeah shit, wee, wah, wee. No, okay, you're laughing. Yeah shit, we want, we. No, okay, you're laughing. Okay, now Okay.

Speaker 2 5:32

I'm waiting for you. Yeah, something.

Speaker 1 5:35

Okay, 42. Yeah, and we are gonna be your best friends for like a few minutes now.

Speaker 2 5:46

Just a few.

Speaker 1 5:47

Well, around 40 minutes maybe, Okay. Or maybe an hour.

Speaker 2 5:52

A minimum of 40.

Speaker 1 5:53

A minimum of 40 minutes. Yes, around an hour. Okay, I don't't know. I don't know what to tell you. I can say like, um sorry, no, I was just gonna, but that I keep burping and it tastes really bad in my mouth. Okay, yeah, ew, that tastes good.

Speaker 2 6:18

Mm-mm. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 6:21

So, Best friends. Yeah, we're Blorn. Did you hear me peddling Peddling At ELU Sport? That kind of went off the map. Well, I helped.

Speaker 2 6:38

You did.

Speaker 1 6:39

A little bit. If I did one, you know, by myself, that was mine I would frame it afterwards, okay, afterwards, afterwards.

Speaker 2 6:49

You would do what?

Speaker 1 6:50

I would frame it afterwards, afterwards.

Speaker 2 6:53

Afterwards.

Speaker 1 6:55

Afterwards, afterwards.

Speaker 2 6:56

Afterwards.

Speaker 1 6:57

That sounds weird Afterward. With an O or A A, so that's more words. Yes, afterwards Recording.

Speaker 2 7:09

Part two.

Speaker 1 7:10

Is this the second one?

Speaker 2 7:11

This is the part two, the second part of the two-parted podcast yeah, is it 88 now? Yeah, waitress, the waitress, just waitress waitress the musical okay, anyway, so what? Was it called the musical the musical.

Speaker 1 7:35

Yeah, what's the word I'm looking for?

Speaker 2 7:40

Yeah, I don't know, you know what I mean. I know what you mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 7:45

And yeah it's, and yeah, see how?

Speaker 2 7:50

What does she do?

Speaker 1 7:51

She goes to the doctor. What, what do you want? And their wedding? Uh, well, yeah yeah you know that song spoiler alert maybe oh yeah, whatever, but you know what I mean yeah um and yeah, um, yeah. Ogi was my favorite character and yeah.

Speaker 2 8:14

Our next live man, live man.

Speaker 1 8:16

Live man.

Speaker 2 8:17

Our next live man comes in on August 10th.

Speaker 1 8:21

Yeah, fun stories let's see.

Speaker 2 8:25

Yeah, sure, yeah, sure, first of all I need a pen. Excuse my noises, please. Acuse my noises. Acuse my noises, please accuse my noises. Accuse my noises, please. Holy moly, this one is okay, I guess, holy moly, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 8:50

Yeah, I just wanted to say that too.

Speaker 2 8:53

Was it fun to say.

Speaker 1 8:54

Yeah, it was All right. It's like my favorite phrase now.

Speaker 2 9:00

Interesting. Sorry again. Oops, I did it again. I coughed in the microphone.

Speaker 1 9:13

Is that a verb? A verb Um?

Speaker 2 9:20

You're not going to look this up.

Speaker 1 9:21

Should I.

Speaker 2 9:22

Yeah, how many? No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 9:26

Um, oh, did you want me to? I'm sorry, barbarian.

Speaker 2 9:38

That's a noun Sorry.

Speaker 1 9:39

Is it yeah? Oh yeah, that's oh yeah.

Speaker 2 9:45

Wait, hold on, matias, hold on. Can I help?

Speaker 1 9:48

Sure.

Speaker 2 9:49

Can I though?

Speaker 1 9:49

What do you want to help with?

Speaker 2 9:50

I'm just going to pull this up, okay.

Speaker 1 9:53

I'm just going to this up. Okay, I'm just gonna look here. Well, I have. What was the word?

Speaker 2 10:00

It was an adjective, but you have like these, right, these, and then you have some here too.

Speaker 1 10:06

Yeah, I also Okay. What what's your saying about Okay, um. What what's you're saying about okay, um, um. Let's see.

Speaker 2 10:24

What. You've got titles right there.

Speaker 1 10:27

I know what were you thinking about.

Speaker 2 10:30

I thought you wanted to use titles.

Speaker 1 10:32

Yeah, I had them here too. What was the word you were thinking about?

Speaker 2 10:39

Well, there's an adjective here what True? Maybe you say wrong, yeah, okay, okay, another adjective what Run um say run, yeah, okay, okay, another what, yeah, what run, run okay, I'm sorry um adjective um.

Word Play and Brainstorming Exercise

Speaker 1 11:03

oh, why do they have done so short? Uh, noun, uh, that's easier at least. Uh, let's just find movie Um, um needles. That's two, e's right yeah.

Speaker 2 11:20

Well, technically it's three, but Well, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 11:23

Not next to each other. No, that's too many E's yeah.

Speaker 2 11:27

And then you'd still need an extra E at the end. Um, I already used lungs, yeah, okay, um. The other lung Left lung and right lung, yeah, um, now I'm gonna use how many? E's Four, okay, try to squeeze them in there somewhere.

Speaker 1 11:46

Yeah, um, okay, try to squeeze them in there somewhere. Yeah, I like the one with the needles.

Speaker 2 11:53

Yeah.

Speaker 1 11:54

Performing needles of magic. I mean needles. That's the clause right.

Speaker 2 12:01

Right, what do you mean, marks?

Speaker 1 12:03

Marksman With a K.

Speaker 2 12:05

Yeah, okay, marshals, or USs marshals, if you want to do, you want to hold on to that, because the next one is occupation okay and no, I don't want to hold on to that um you do what you do. Want to hold on to that and use it for the next one.

Speaker 1 12:23

Yes, yes, I don't want to use that in this one. Okay, so what was it?

Speaker 2 12:29

Plural noun.

Speaker 1 12:32

I'm just going to see if he has article of clothings here. I don't think so. That's what I'm going to say. Adverb that's some like le.

Speaker 2 12:46

It doesn't have to be.

Speaker 1 12:47

No, but that's what I. I don't really know what, how else to use it.

Speaker 2 12:54

Um, the other ones are like a point in time or a direction.

Speaker 1 12:58

Point in time.

Speaker 2 12:59

Like early later now soon.

Speaker 1 13:02

Um. Direction front back over under Okay direction front back over under okay okay, I'm just gonna go with something, lee, okay, ooh, that was a good, mmm, that was not a bad one.

Speaker 2 13:29

I'm playing with the cord so put it August that was a good one. That was not a bad one.

Speaker 1 13:35

I'm playing with the cord, so put it on August 10th.

Speaker 2 13:37

I'm playing with the cord, so put it on August 10th.