#88: You Can Walk Home

In which Lauren & Mattias talk about an exciting trip to the hospital, and play Mad Libs with three fun themes. They review their recent movie night films, tell dumb jokes, and complain about things that are ruining their lives.

Content:

• Opening
• How Lauren got her name
• Weekly check in
  • Hospital story
  • Puzzles
• Intermission
• Dumb jokes
• Movie on!
  • Glass
  • Waitress
• Mad Libs
  • Schwarzeneggar, Wesley Snipes, & hospital themed
• ***Live Mad Libs: August 10, 2024 at 2pm EST/8pm CET on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast***
• Ruining my life
• Wrap up

Chapters

• 0:06 Unscripted Banter and Mishaps
• 17:36 Weekend Activities and Movie Reviews
• 30:17 Musical Movie Review and Mad Libs
• 46:08 Promoting Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:06

In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost. That's a good idea.

Speaker 2: 0:16

That's an idea, but you don't need to include our plans for the second half and the first half. Okay, keep it a mystery.

Speaker 1: 0:23

Oh.

Speaker 2: 0:23

You don't want to give away everything all at once no, because we want people to stay and be like what are they gonna do this time? Yeah so what do you think should we? Start should we start maybe? Yeah even though neither of us already yeah, it sounds Perfect.

Speaker 1: 0:40

Okay, let's start now.

Speaker 2: 0:42

Go ahead, Ow here my turn.

Speaker 1: 0:46

I can't do it With my fingers.

Speaker 2: 0:50

Ow so loud. Thank you, you're welcome. Cheers, cheers.

Speaker 1: 0:55

Cheers Plunk, so good.

Speaker 2: 0:57

Remember in the early episodes when we used glasses and it would go clunk in the microphone.

Speaker 1: 1:05

Microwave Mm-mmroscope.

Speaker 2: 1:10

No Microphone.

Speaker 1: 1:28

It would get really loud Clonk. Hello and welcome to russian my name is matthias are you depressed? We're gonna be your friends. Well, I don't know, okay.

Speaker 2: 1:44

I don't know, I don't know why am I lying to you. We all know.

Speaker 1: 1:52

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:53

You want to start from the top there?

Speaker 1: 1:55

Okay, I'll try New. Try Take three.

Speaker 2: 2:00

Sorry, I'm breathing.

Speaker 1: 2:01

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 2:04

That's good for you. I'm going gonna try to stop that now hello, and welcome to broasty toasty ghosty.

Speaker 1: 2:09

My name is matias and I'm lauren yes, you are, and I always say that, um, we're gonna be your best friends for the next few minutes, like 40 minimum, we'll see. Okay, let's have like a limit, like an hour and a half.

Speaker 2: 2:35

Okay, more than that. So the range of us being friends is between 40 minutes and 90 minutes.

Speaker 1: 2:44

Well, let's just say 90 minutes, and if the episode is like 46 minutes, they can have the rest of the 44 minutes to do what they want. If they still want to be our friends, they can, and we're that generous.

Speaker 2: 3:01

If they decide not to be our friends for the entire 90 minutes should. Are they supposed to like let us know, or can they just stop?

Speaker 1: 3:09

they can, of course they can let us know yeah, maybe send us money or something if they want to child support yeah. If you don't like, send us money, okay, that doesn't make sense. No, so you said your name was Lauren. That's correct.

Speaker 2: 3:30

Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1: 3:31

And how are you, Lauren?

Speaker 2: 3:34

I am Lauren, because that's just. I was born that way.

Speaker 1: 3:39

Okay, that's how it happened. That's how you are, lauren.

Speaker 2: 3:43

That's how it happened.

Speaker 1: 3:44

Okay.

Speaker 2: 3:44

How I became Lauren. I was born and then I was named Lauren.

Speaker 1: 3:49

Yeah, okay, so you didn't have the name before you were born.

Speaker 2: 3:52

I'm not sure how long before, if I did have it before.

Speaker 1: 3:56

Okay, I wasn't there. Well, kind of.

Speaker 2: 4:01

Well, I was, but I wasn't outside. They didn't hear anything through the stomach or anything like that. I didn't get a say on that, lauren. No.

Speaker 1: 4:13

Okay, I guess no, no okay.

Speaker 2: 4:18

I was named after this weird stomach growl that my mom had one day Lauren.

Speaker 1: 4:24

Like Lauren, that's a nice name, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2: 4:27

We're just going to scrap all the other names that we had in mind.

Speaker 1: 4:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 4:31

My stomach knows what it's talking about. Yeah, okay, yes, so I am Lauren and I'm doing all right.

Speaker 1: 4:39

You're doing all right.

Speaker 2: 4:41

Yeah, I'm going to be at this level right now because I feel like this is okay.

Speaker 1: 4:46

Okay, because all right, yeah, I'm gonna be at this level right now because I feel like this is okay okay, because you think you're better than me. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2: 4:49

Yeah, that's what I thought and you know what I'm gonna talk you know what's good what you're gonna have a lot to talk about, so you're gonna talk a lot today I have so much to talk about yeah, so.

Speaker 1: 5:02

So, let's just talk about stuff.

Speaker 2: 5:05

Oh boy Like about a week. A week. Well, no, hold on, don't be jumping. Shut up, you shut up, you're the one talking, matias.

Speaker 1: 5:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 5:17

How are you?

Speaker 1: 5:18

Well, I'm good.

Speaker 2: 5:19

Good, no one cares about that. Now I'll talk about my week.

Speaker 1: 5:22

No one cares about that.

Speaker 2: 5:24

Now I'll talk about my week no one cares about that, I care I haven't seen you all week. Yeah, that's what I said. I missed everything. What just happened.

Speaker 1: 5:32

I said no one cares about that, and you said I care. Yeah, that's what I just said.

Speaker 2: 5:38

No, I am no one. Wow, it's still way ahead of me with your jokes. I'm not here for this.

Speaker 1: 5:46

No, okay, but it was a joke. I just wanted to know that.

Speaker 2: 5:50

Okay, thank you for reassuring that your joke wasn't a joke.

Speaker 1: 5:54

Yeah, because I was the only one laughing.

Speaker 2: 5:57

Yeah, because I didn't get it. No, sounds familiar. Okay, you're weak. Am I weak? I have some things.

Speaker 1: 6:02

Sounds familiar. Okay, your week.

Speaker 2: 6:05

My week. I have some things that I am sharing now.

Speaker 1: 6:10

Yeah, well, let's start on Saturday.

Speaker 2: 6:13

Okay.

Speaker 1: 6:14

Well, that's where you're.

Speaker 2: 6:16

That's kind of where I usually start, yeah, but my story kind of starts on Friday.

Speaker 1: 6:22

Yeah, we didn't really talk about Friday yesterday.

Speaker 2: 6:27

Not yesterday.

Speaker 1: 6:28

No yesterweek.

Speaker 2: 6:29

Yester-episode Yester-sode. Ah okay, yay, yeah. So the thing is that last week I biked pretty much all week.

Speaker 1: 6:40

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 6:40

From Tuesday to Thursday and Friday morning.

Speaker 1: 6:44

Yeah, and I followed you on friday.

Speaker 2: 6:48

Yes, that was fun. I enjoyed biking with you yeah, um, I was pedaling like crazy yeah, yeah, we didn't really figure out the gears, no, which is why you were struggling. And then I tried fixing or figuring out the gears after work and I broke the bike. So we got to catch a ride home by my life partner.

Speaker 1: 7:22

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 7:23

And the same thing happened to me like a month ago. I like just suddenly started coughing and then I couldn't breathe, and that night I think I was pretty okay, but it was the next day.

Speaker 1: 7:34

Yeah. I was coughing more and I think my lungs are just exhausted after the week, I don't know, and we also went for a walk.

Speaker 2: 7:44

Oh yeah, On Saturday we found a trail and walked it and Sick Child came with us and I was trying to be fun with him and let him decide which path we took and we ended up going way off track. You got annoyed and I got annoyed because you were annoyed and and I was not breathing, so no one really had fun, yeah, and he was sad. And he was sad.

Speaker 1: 8:14

Because we were annoyed.

Speaker 2: 8:16

Yeah, it was a mess.

Speaker 1: 8:17

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 8:18

And, yeah, at this point my breathing is deteriorating a lot. So we came home, we watched Jackie Chan adventures. Yeah, we did, we did, and then you, I brought you home and I came back to my house, my home, and I don't know I my breathing is still getting worse. So there came a point where, like I, I couldn't take it anymore. So we called for emergency services, which I should have done the first time that this happened to me, but I just rode that out and it was awful.

Speaker 2: 8:55

So, uh, we called 1177, which is for advice yeah they're the people who tell you oh well, maybe you need an ambulance or not, or you'll be okay. And so I had my life partner call them for me because I can't talk, and I really don't like talking on phones.

Speaker 1: 9:17

No, I'm the same way.

Speaker 2: 9:18

Yeah, and so I figured it would be easier for someone who can talk and has no problem talking on phones. It would be better if he does it, and so he's explaining to the woman what's going on and everything and she's pretty much like, well, what am I supposed to do about it?

Speaker 1: 9:40

And.

Speaker 2: 9:40

I was like are you kidding me? Yeah, I was like are you kidding me? Yeah, your job. Yeah, like you're supposed to give advice and tell us like, do you think that we need an ambulance? She's like, well, how bad is the breathing really. She's like I have to talk to you, know me?

Speaker 1: 9:56

she's talking about me, yeah your partner.

Speaker 2: 9:59

I have to talk to her so that I can have a better understanding of what's going on. And so I took the phone and I, you know, breathlessly tried telling her what was going on.

Speaker 1: 10:11

It was just it was ridiculous In Swedish.

Speaker 2: 10:13

In Swedish yeah, so it's like can't breathe, have to think about what I'm saying and she's incredibly rude yeah.

Speaker 1: 10:20

What do you want me to do about it? Yeah, and when? When you texted me, I was so confused. You're like they were nice and you were sarcastic, but I didn't. It's hard to tell tone. Yeah, so I'm like. And then when you told what they said, I'm like that doesn't sound very nice. Yeah.

Speaker 2: 10:44

No, I told you I was not okay.

Speaker 1: 10:46

No, yeah, yes, you told me and no, you weren't, I wasn't.

Speaker 2: 10:51

And so eventually I mean to make it a little shorter. Eventually I got a ride to the emergency room nearby. My life partner couldn't drive me because he had already taken a couple ciders.

Speaker 1: 11:06

Ah, okay.

Speaker 2: 11:08

Yeah, and I also had one. So I couldn't drive myself.

Speaker 1: 11:11

No.

Speaker 2: 11:12

Nor would I really want to no.

Speaker 2: 11:14

Anyway. So I went to the hospital it's like nine at night, nine or ten-ish, and I get into an emergency room and there was a nice lady nurse who came in and helped me and she was like really nice. And then there was the guy nurse who walks in. He's like how are you doing? Pretty much it was like I'm not really sure how to respond. Like my immediate reaction is like oh, I'm fine, thanks, how are you? Even though I'm laying there I can't breathe was he hitting on you?

Speaker 2: 11:47

I don't know, how you do it no, no, like he was, like really, I don't know. He seemed really grumpy, but lady nurse was, she put him in his place pretty quickly like you don't have to come in here and be a grumpy old man. No, he was like oh yeah, well, that's fine. He like snapped into shape real quick yeah, that's good. And then he started talking to me and he's like oh well, where are you from? You sound like you're not from here. He's like, yep, I'm from the states, he's like oh, the states and then he starts talking something about the olympics.

Speaker 2: 12:23

It's like yep, olympics okay all right yes, okay americans olympics yeah, I'm half paying attention because I can't breathe I have to focus, so he he poked me with his needle oh yeah, his needle yeah, yeah sharp needle that's when I saw into my hand.

Speaker 1: 12:46

He's like this isn't gonna be nice and I was like all right, that was totally my first thought.

Speaker 2: 12:51

Yeah, sure, yeah but I I've had quite the experience in hospitals, so when they poke me with needles, it it doesn't bother me that much no so I I sit like a rock and they're expecting me to be like. Oh yeah, I don't do that. Are you crying? Yeah, it's such a sad story you're telling right now so yeah, they, they did their doctor things and then or nurse things and then, um, they gave me like the, the nebulizer or something.

Speaker 2: 13:26

Oh okay Mask to breathe in, and after that my lungs calmed down quite a bit and I tried to sleep a little bit while they were waiting for my oxygen levels to come back up. And every time I'd fall asleep the monitor would start beeping because my levels were getting too low. So that was kind of sad and it was really cold and I left my phone in my bag, which was across the room, so I was messaging on my watch. So, yeah, I was there for a really long time and they were like we don't know why your levels aren't coming back up and like after my nap I woke up and I started having trouble breathing again. I was like, hello, someone help me please. They were like we don't know what's going on. So at two or three in the morning they bring me in.

Speaker 1: 14:22

Okay, yeah, bring you where.

Speaker 2: 14:25

Like to stay in one of those rooms.

Speaker 1: 14:27

Okay, yeah, bring you where Like to stay in one of those rooms.

Speaker 2: 14:28

Okay, yes, do you know what it's called?

Speaker 1: 14:30

I don't.

Speaker 2: 14:31

No, Well, anyway, they were like you're going to have to stay here and we're going to try to fix your levels. So I got brought into an actual hospital room with my bed and I changed into my hospital clothes and, yeah, I stayed the night at the hospital and I ended up staying the next night as well, Right, yeah?

Speaker 1: 14:56

You were like ha ha ha ha, stay in the night, stay in the night, right, yeah, right, right. That's what I said.

Speaker 2: 15:05

Right. And then eventually, uh, like I felt like I was breathing pretty all right and I had energy and I wanted to be active, but my levels were still pretty low, so I would get up and walk around the hallways while I was waiting for the doctor to tell me that I could go home.

Speaker 1: 15:27

Oh, you can walk home.

Speaker 2: 15:29

But that first day.

Speaker 1: 15:32

If you can walk, you can walk home.

Speaker 2: 15:35

That first day, my life partner and sick child came and visited me and brought me my laptop so I could continue editing or finish editing, so that last episode was brought to you by the hospital.

Speaker 1: 15:52

Yeah, that's some behind the scenes stuff that few people know.

Speaker 2: 15:59

Yeah, I got so much work done because I had nothing, literally nothing else to do.

Speaker 1: 16:05

Yeah, so it was good that they brought the laptop.

Speaker 2: 16:08

Oh yeah, it was really good. And then I got a roommate. There was another woman who came in and had to share the room with me, and that was fine that was fine, it's fine well it was exactly they exactly brought her in when I was about to like check and see if I could use the shower oh pretty much.

Speaker 2: 16:30

And then they brought her in and I was like, well, well, I guess that's going to wait, because I don't want her to move in and be like all right, I'm hitting the shower, I'll be right back. No, but she was nice, we talked a little bit and, yeah, the next day I took a million walks and then the doctor said I could go home.

Speaker 1: 16:52

Yeah, you can walk home, you can walk home.

Speaker 2: 16:54

You can walk home. Well, no, they. They were like, do you have a ride home? I was like, yeah, my life partner's gonna pick me up, but he was still kind of working. He was just finishing up and he was like 45 minutes away pretty much, and or half an hour maybe, I don't know, I didn't count, but I was maybe I don't know, I didn't count, but I was like, well, I don't really want to sit around and do nothing for all this time, so I'm going to walk, yeah.

Speaker 1: 17:19

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 17:20

I got a good walk in.

Speaker 1: 17:23

Were you like I'm walking here.

Speaker 2: 17:24

Yeah, I was very slow.

Speaker 1: 17:26

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 17:27

But I did walk.

Speaker 1: 17:29

I'm slow walking here.

Speaker 2: 17:30

Slow walking and yeah, that's pretty much what happened. I have spent the week off from work trying to recover and I seem to still be having a little bit of trouble breathing, but I am active and doing things and I'm okay.

Speaker 1: 17:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 17:50

I survived yet again.

Speaker 1: 17:52

Yeah, we've been to the gym even.

Speaker 2: 17:55

We went to the gym yesterday, which was Thursday, and then we even took a walk after the gym.

Speaker 1: 18:02

Oh yeah, we did.

Speaker 2: 18:03

Yeah, I've just been feeling really behind because of this stupid incident, because I was trying to be good, so nothing's really working out for me.

Speaker 1: 18:13

No, and I just had a boring week, that's what. So did you do anything else during the week when you were at home?

Speaker 2: 18:23

Let's see, was it Tuesday? I came home and I had the older kids with me and they were super restless, so I brought them to the swimming hall. Oh, yeah. And I just sat there and watched them because I'm resting.

Speaker 1: 18:40

Yeah, you got your ring back.

Speaker 2: 18:42

I did. I'm not wearing it. You lost it again I lost it at the gym and then I got it back. So they played and we had a really good time. They had fun, we had ice cream and, yeah, we even got to hang out in their patio out back. It was really nice. And then, wednesday, I wasn't supposed to have the big kids, but my oldest decided that he was going to spend the day with me anyway, so we hung out. And then yesterday was Thursday.

Speaker 1: 19:17

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 19:17

Yeah, and today is Friday. Yeah, it was a long road here.

Speaker 1: 19:23

Yes.

Speaker 2: 19:23

So, Matias, be honest with me now. Did you miss me?

Speaker 1: 19:28

Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2: 19:29

You sound like that's the answer I'm looking for. Yeah.

Speaker 1: 19:35

No, no, no, I mean you've been missed, but we've been like texting and stuff anyways during the week. You know when I had time for it. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's always better to talk to a person.

Speaker 2: 19:52

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 19:52

Instead of just texting? How about you? Have you missed me?

Speaker 2: 19:56

Absolutely.

Speaker 1: 19:57

Oh, that's just what I want to hear, right Is it, isn't it? Isn't it Isn't it.

Speaker 2: 20:05

Isn't it? I don't know, maybe you were hoping that I didn't miss you.

Speaker 1: 20:09

No, I want people to miss me.

Speaker 2: 20:12

Absolutely, I miss you. Yeah, I want people to miss me.

Speaker 1: 20:14

Absolutely, I miss you yeah.

Speaker 2: 20:15

Always, then I miss you All right If you say so. Yeah, I say so.

Speaker 1: 20:21

Okay.

Speaker 2: 20:22

That was that Today's Friday.

Speaker 1: 20:23

Yes.

Speaker 2: 20:24

And you worked.

Speaker 1: 20:25

I worked.

Speaker 2: 20:26

And what did I do today? We got a puzzle. It was a thousand pieces and we finally finished it today.

Speaker 1: 20:33

Yeah, I helped a little bit.

Speaker 2: 20:35

When did we get it? Was that last week.

Speaker 1: 20:38

I think so.

Speaker 2: 20:39

It feels like it was Was it Saturday Well. It wasn't Saturday.

Speaker 1: 20:43

No, it was there when I got here on Friday last week, because the table was occupied.

Speaker 2: 20:52

Then we must have gotten it at some point. Before Friday Before Friday, then it would have been the weekend before that.

Speaker 1: 20:59

Okay.

Speaker 2: 20:59

So it's been a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1: 21:01

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 21:01

We've been working on this puzzle for a couple of weeks and it's finally done, yeah.

Speaker 1: 21:06

I helped a little bit.

Speaker 2: 21:07

The worst thing about this puzzle is it's ruining my life.

Speaker 1: 21:09

Well, now it's done.

Speaker 2: 21:12

Yeah, my life. Well, now it's done. Yeah, but the thing with this dumb puzzle is that I would stand and try to work on it just for a little bit and then next thing I know I'm standing there for like three hours trying to put this puzzle together when there's other things I should be doing, but I can't pull myself away from it. It's the worst thing ever.

Speaker 1: 21:32

Okay, but now it's done.

Speaker 2: 21:34

What do I do now?

Speaker 1: 21:35

Frame it.

Speaker 2: 21:36

Okay.

Speaker 1: 21:36

I would absolutely frame it If I didn't.

Speaker 2: 21:40

I have something in my eye.

Speaker 1: 21:41

That's a finger right now. You got it out.

Speaker 2: 21:44

Yeah, I pulled my finger out of my eye.

Speaker 1: 21:47

Yeah, and today we watched movies.

Speaker 2: 21:49

We did. Are we going to movie on now or later?

Speaker 1: 21:54

Would you like to wait or?

Speaker 2: 21:56

I'd like to wait a few minutes.

Speaker 1: 21:58

Okay, so after the break.

Speaker 2: 22:00

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 22:01

So let's take a break.

Speaker 2: 22:03

Yeah, we can do that.

Speaker 1: 22:04

And then we movie on and do something else that we're not going to spoil yet Right. Because it's a big secret.

Speaker 2: 22:14

It is.

Speaker 1: 22:15

Yeah, we don't want people to know too soon what we're going to do after the movie on.

Speaker 2: 22:23

Are you making fun of me? Perhaps, Okay, okay.

Speaker 1: 22:28

That's the fancy way of saying maybe.

Speaker 2: 22:31

Oh, I wasn't sure, because I'm dumb yeah, you're not fancy no, I guess not. All right, then let's take a break and we'll be right back okay, yes hello and welcome back. Yes to roasty, toasty ghosty. Part two part two and then after this part, when we're done, yeah, then we'll be past part two ah, part two, part two.

Speaker 1: 23:05

So we're being bang bang part two past part two.

Speaker 2: 23:08

That's okay, thank you finally, thank you, finally, I'm ahead.

Speaker 1: 23:14

You're ahead. Finally, I'm ahead.

Speaker 2: 23:18

I'm just ahead, finally. I've been carrying this body around for so long, so today is Friday.

Speaker 1: 23:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 23:26

It is August 2nd.

Speaker 1: 23:29

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 23:29

It's August now. Happy August.

Speaker 1: 23:31

Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2: 23:33

We are well into the second part of the year.

Speaker 1: 23:36

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 23:37

And then you know what happens next year.

Speaker 1: 23:39

We're past part two.

Speaker 2: 23:41

We're past part two. Okay, okay, it's a dumb joke now.

Speaker 1: 23:45

Yes, no one gets it, but I'm going to edit it, so I say it first.

Speaker 2: 23:51

Thank you, alright, alright.

Speaker 1: 23:54

No.

Speaker 2: 23:55

So August 2nd 2024. And we watched movies.

Speaker 1: 24:02

We did.

Speaker 2: 24:03

We did.

Speaker 1: 24:04

Oh yes, let's movie on.

Speaker 2: 24:06

Oh yeah, that's a great idea. I would love to movie on. Yeah, today we watched Glass and Waitress, the musical the Popsicle, the Popsicle. I would like to tell you about Glass.

Speaker 1: 24:21

Yes, please do.

Speaker 2: 24:22

This movie is part three of this trilogy. Yeah, yeah, it has Bruce Willis. Also. Samuel L Jackson? Yes, and what's the guy's name?

Speaker 1: 24:36

His name is James McAvoy.

Speaker 2: 24:39

Very cool. I like him. Have I seen him before? I feel like I haven't, but I feel like I want to see more.

Speaker 1: 24:46

He's in a few of the X-Men movies. Nope.

Speaker 2: 24:53

No, he's not. No, okay, I haven't seen him.

Speaker 1: 24:56

I guess not. I didn't see him. He's also in a movie called Wanted Okay With Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 2: 25:04

No.

Speaker 1: 25:04

Okay, so am I gonna go through his no.

Speaker 2: 25:07

I can look it up. Yeah, anyway, because I want to talk about this. Yes, so in the first movie, Anyway, because I want to talk about this.

Speaker 1: 25:11

Yes.

Speaker 2: 25:12

So in the first movie Bruce Willis was super strong, yes, and he met Mr Glass which is Samuel L Jackson.

Speaker 1: 25:21

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 25:25

It's a lot of words to say in his name. So Samuel L Jackson has this condition where he's like glass, he breaks very easily, or his bones do where he's like glass he breaks very easily, or his bones do. And then in the second movie Split, that's when we meet James.

Speaker 1: 25:40

McAvoy McAvoy.

Speaker 2: 25:42

McAvoy, okay.

Speaker 1: 25:43

I think that's how you do it.

Speaker 2: 25:44

Or something.

Speaker 1: 25:45

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 25:46

And he has the hundreds of personalities and gets really scary.

Speaker 1: 25:52

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 25:52

And so in this one we have Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson as the same characters and a personality guy. Yeah, and the split guy, and they're all collected in this institution, I guess, and they're trying to be convinced that everything is in their heads because bruce willis is super strong, yeah, and they're like telling him no, you're normal yeah, you just think that you have all of this and the same with the other guys yes except mr glass wasn't faking being broken he was like the mastermind behind what he.

Speaker 2: 26:37

It was very complicated to me what his deal was, what made him special um, okay so what was he thinking?

Speaker 1: 26:44

yeah, I, I think it was like he planned things in. You know, he could plan things in the long run.

Speaker 2: 26:53

Okay.

Speaker 1: 27:02

So, like he planned all the in the first one, he planned all the accidents to find the, to find Bruce Willis and people like him.

Speaker 2: 27:08

So I guess Because he's obsessed with comic books.

Speaker 1: 27:10

Yeah, and he was like like the mastermind of these movies.

Speaker 2: 27:15

Right. So they're all collected and trying to be convinced that they're wrong pretty much. And yeah, that was basically the movie right, yeah. Um gosh, I really like this series, though it was really good.

Speaker 1: 27:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 27:31

I was very into it.

Speaker 1: 27:32

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 27:32

All of it. Yeah, I do have a problem.

Speaker 1: 27:34

Yeah, all of it yeah.

Speaker 2: 27:34

I do have a problem with this one, though.

Speaker 1: 27:37

Yes.

Speaker 2: 27:37

And I'm going to spoil the movie a bit, but the people at the institution killed them all, all three of them. And Bruce Willis was the good guy. He was trying to save people.

Speaker 1: 27:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 27:50

And they killed him.

Speaker 1: 27:52

Yes.

Speaker 2: 27:52

Why would they kill him? I mean the other guys. They were killing people and that's bad. They should have died, that's fine. But Bruce Willis was being good and they killed him anyway.

Speaker 1: 28:04

Yes, I felt like they wanted to make sure that the superhuman or superhero people wouldn't exist anymore.

Speaker 2: 28:18

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 28:18

So they kind of you know, took them out. That's how I interpreted it.

Speaker 2: 28:24

They're the superhero exterminators.

Speaker 1: 28:27

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 28:27

So really aren't they the bad guys?

Speaker 1: 28:29

Yes, in the long run, absolutely.

Speaker 2: 28:31

Yeah, is there another one?

Speaker 1: 28:33

No.

Speaker 2: 28:34

Is there going to be another one?

Speaker 1: 28:35

I don't think so, not that I know of. Okay.

Speaker 2: 28:38

I really like the movies though.

Speaker 1: 28:40

Yeah, they were good yeah.

Speaker 2: 28:41

And the guy with the personality is always very interesting.

Speaker 1: 28:45

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 28:45

Still very cool.

Speaker 1: 28:46

Yes, I agree your turn. Yeah, I also like this. I mean it's not like very action-driven series, it's more like a little bit slower pace, but still very cool. And I also like all three of the movies and it was so cool to see all the characters you know face off kind of. It's kind of funny how the movie is called Glass and he doesn't appear until you know a while into the movie.

Speaker 2: 29:21

Like the first half of the movie he's like on sedatives and he's just like sitting there in a chair.

Speaker 1: 29:27

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 29:28

So, but he became more active in the ending.

Speaker 1: 29:32

Yeah, and, like I said, I really like this movie as well. Yeah, I don't think I have any more to add to that. Okay, so let's move on to Waitress. Yeah, okay, so this movie Waitress the musical, it's a movie about waitresses, actually.

Speaker 1: 29:51

It's not just the one. There's three of them and okay, so it mainly focuses on one. You know, we have one main character and the other ones have their own lives, but still so it's about a waitress who's pregnant. We have one main character and the other ones have their own lives, but still so it's about a waitress who's pregnant and the father of the child isn't a very good person Her husband. He's not very nice and what else happens.

Speaker 2: 30:21

She makes pies.

Speaker 1: 30:22

Yes, she makes pies.

Speaker 2: 30:25

She's really good at making pies.

Speaker 1: 30:26

Yeah, sugar.

Speaker 2: 30:28

Butter Flour.

Speaker 1: 30:29

Yeah, she sings that and she goes to the doctor and, spoiler alert she falls, well, she kind of falls in love with him, but he has a wife and she has a husband and, yeah, it gets complicated.

Speaker 2: 30:45

It doesn't work out so well.

Speaker 1: 30:47

No, and there are other characters also, her friends. That has their own problems. Yeah, and they sing a lot. What else happens?

Speaker 2: 30:57

She tries to raise money to run away from her husband.

Speaker 1: 31:04

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 31:04

And she wants to participate in a pie contest for Best Pie so she can get the prize for that and live a better life.

Speaker 1: 31:15

Yeah, and we're not going to spoil anything else.

Speaker 2: 31:18

No, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 1: 31:19

Yeah, so I thought this movie was funnier than I expected it to be and I did like it. Some of the songs were kind of good. Some of the songs didn't make much of an impression on me, but yeah, I still liked it. What's that face?

Speaker 2: 31:41

No, my headphones made a weird noise.

Speaker 1: 31:43

Oh, okay, it wasn't you, it sounded like a little robotic for a second but that was me.

Speaker 2: 31:48

That was you? Okay, I thought so, but I didn't want to assume.

Speaker 1: 31:51

No, okay, I don't know what else to say. I want you to tell me what you thought about this movie before anything else.

Speaker 2: 32:00

I also found this movie funny.

Speaker 1: 32:03

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 32:03

I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1: 32:04

Did you expect it to be funny?

Speaker 2: 32:06

No, I didn't know what to expect Really. This was just a movie that I saw the option for it on an airplane and it said musical and I thought, oh well, this could be interesting, but I didn't open it, I didn't watch it.

Speaker 1: 32:24

No.

Speaker 2: 32:25

So I just told you to put it on the list and that's all I knew. Yeah, it was a musical and it sounded interesting. Yeah, and it was interesting it was I enjoyed it. I did enjoy a couple of the songs. Yes, the knocked up song in the beginning, okay, yes, it knocked up song in the beginning, okay, yes, was funny with the other pregnant woman. And, uh, the one about the guy not going anywhere. Yeah, I thought that was kind of funny too, oh yeah, my favorite character was uh ogi yeah, that was his song, yeah yeah, his song.

Speaker 1: 32:59

I like that one, yeah, and also dawn, that one yeah, and also Dawn Her song was also kind of fun.

Speaker 2: 33:06

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 33:07

I mean, I really like those two characters actually they were cute yeah. Any you know song about those two I really liked.

Speaker 2: 33:17

It was good.

Speaker 1: 33:18

It was good.

Speaker 2: 33:19

We enjoyed it.

Speaker 1: 33:19

Yes.

Speaker 2: 33:20

We had two pretty good movies tonight.

Speaker 1: 33:22

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: 33:22

I'm satisfied Me too, Good.

Speaker 1: 33:25

So done with the movies now.

Speaker 2: 33:28

Yeah, you know what else satisfies me.

Speaker 1: 33:31

Are we gonna unveil our secret?

Speaker 2: 33:34

We're gonna unveil some secrets. Yeah Well, secret number one is not so much a secret. I've already mentioned it. Our next Live man Lives is on August 10th, and so that is the Saturday after this goes live, this episode goes live. So I'm thinking maybe we should do a couple Mad Libs.

Speaker 1: 34:01

Dun, dun dun.

Speaker 2: 34:03

Yeah, Crazy right, yeah Crazy right.

Speaker 1: 34:05

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 34:06

We're going to do a couple for warm-ups and then what? I don't know. I don't know anything.

Speaker 1: 34:13

No.

Speaker 2: 34:13

I hope you have fun stories to tell me. All right, you know how this works. Yes, all right. I'm sorry, did you have a theme this week?

Speaker 1: 34:21

Yes, arnold Schwarzenegger and Wesley Snipes.

Speaker 2: 34:25

Can we start with Schwarzenegger?

Speaker 1: 34:26

Sure, all right. And why exactly they had their birthdays this week On the same day? No, arnold on the 30th and Wesley Snipes on the 31st?

Speaker 2: 34:41

Oh, okay, I'm not sure if I know who Wesley Snipes is. Okay, just so you know, do I know?

Speaker 1: 34:45

him. He's in Expendables 3. He plays Doc. Okay, not Duck.

Speaker 2: 34:51

He plays the Duck he walked around like quack quack yeah. All right, schwarzenegger verb please.

Speaker 1: 34:59

Verb Heat.

Speaker 2: 35:02

Well, is that a verb To heat up? I guess.

Speaker 1: 35:04

Yeah, okay, yeah, let's say that.

Speaker 2: 35:07

Plural noun.

Speaker 1: 35:08

Terminators.

Speaker 2: 35:09

I need another plural noun.

Speaker 1: 35:10

Predators.

Speaker 2: 35:12

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 35:12

Red.

Speaker 2: 35:13

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 35:14

Raw.

Speaker 2: 35:15

Animal. I know he punched a deer.

Speaker 1: 35:17

Uh, oh yeah, he did. Ah, take deer.

Speaker 2: 35:20

Alright Adjective.

Speaker 1: 35:21

Bulky.

Speaker 2: 35:22

Yeah, another adjective. Uh true Verb.

Speaker 1: 35:25

Run.

Speaker 2: 35:26

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 35:26

Armed.

Speaker 2: 35:27

Verb ending in ing.

Speaker 1: 35:28

Killing.

Speaker 2: 35:29

Tanta A place.

Speaker 1: 35:31

Um, let's say Mars.

Speaker 2: 35:33

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 35:34

Sword wielding.

Speaker 2: 35:35

Holy moly Noun.

Speaker 1: 35:37

Deal.

Speaker 2: 35:38

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 35:39

Fast.

Speaker 2: 35:40

Okay, yeah, this one is called Big Cats. Although they don't have to heat for their food or worry about terminators, domestic cats aren't all that different from their wild predators and sisters. Okay, all cats domestic and red are raw carnivores, whether they prefer to eat a can of deer delight or an entire raw deer. Felines around the world, from bulky tabbies to true jaguars, run for 16 to 20 hours a day. However, snow leopards don't get to run in a basket of armed laundry. And there's the killing thing. You might think your cat is killing against you because it loves you, but it's marking you, just like big cats mark their territory in Mars. And even though there are sword-wielding similarities between a house cat and a cheetah, it's much safer to have a domestic cat in your deal. So don't get any fast ideas. That was a good one. Fast ideas Ah, that was a good one.

Speaker 1: 36:46

Yes.

Speaker 2: 36:47

Next oh. Are you supposed to write?

Speaker 1: 36:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 36:51

Or do you want to come up with words?

Speaker 1: 36:53

I can write.

Speaker 2: 36:54

Okay, I don't know anything about this guy. No.

Speaker 1: 36:58

Are we just doing the two or should we do another one after?

Speaker 2: 37:01

this. We can do another one after this. Yeah, you can.

Speaker 1: 37:03

Or should we do another one after this? We can do another one after this. Yeah, you can just come up with words you want. Adjective Cold Adjective, blank Verb ending in ing.

Speaker 2: 37:12

Caring.

Speaker 1: 37:13

Adjective Comfortable Person in room Male.

Speaker 2: 37:17

Matias.

Speaker 1: 37:19

Oh, part of the body.

Speaker 2: 37:21

Lungs.

Speaker 1: 37:22

Person in room Male.

Speaker 2: 37:24

Matias. Should I use a different name?

Speaker 1: 37:28

Uh, maybe.

Speaker 2: 37:29

Okay, can I use Stieg Henman Sure, because that's like you two, that's also you.

Speaker 1: 37:35

Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 2: 37:37

Is it good that he's the first person I think of?

Speaker 1: 37:40

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 37:44

Considering your other names.

Speaker 1: 37:46

A place.

Speaker 2: 37:47

Hospital. Mine is themed Hospital themed.

Speaker 1: 37:53

Adjective.

Speaker 2: 37:53

Sick.

Speaker 1: 37:54

Adjective Bored, plural noun. Needles, part of the body, hand. Adjective Bloody, plural noun.

Speaker 2: 38:04

Emergency rooms.

Speaker 1: 38:05

Adjective Adjective Mm. Adjective Bloody.

Speaker 2: 38:07

Plural noun Emergency rooms, adjective, adjective Mm, adjective Mm-hmm. Tired.

Speaker 1: 38:12

Part of the body.

Speaker 2: 38:14

Again, again, back, back my back, because it starts to hurt after I've laid there for a while.

Speaker 1: 38:20

Yeah, and also good reference to Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 2: 38:25

Right, I'm a back.

Speaker 1: 38:27

Yeah, and we all know why he says that.

Speaker 2: 38:30

Yeah, we already covered that though, yeah. This one is called Cats in Books. Test your knowledge about cats who have made their cold mark in literature. So the first cat is the cat who seems to be blank and can't stop caring at Alice. The Cheshire Cat, the comfortable cat in Matthias King's horror classic. Matthias King, that's your name.

Speaker 1: 38:55

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2: 38:56

Matthias King's horror classic Church. Okay, the cat with a squashed lungs who belongs to Stieg Henmer Potter's best friend, crookshanks. Squashed lungs, the poor thing. Yeah, the hospital cat who is the best friend of the sick cockroach Archie Mahitable.

Speaker 1: 39:17

Mahitable.

Speaker 2: 39:18

Mahitable, that's the name of the cat.

Speaker 1: 39:20

Okay.

Speaker 2: 39:21

A mysterious, bored and small black cat capable of performing needles of magic and a sleight of hand, hand. Sleight of hand, mr mistoffelees. Ah, yes, uh, the story of a very bloody kitten who struggles to keep his emergency rooms clean and tidy. That is a problem, tom Kitten. Yes, well, if you're very bloody then it's going to be difficult keeping your emergency room clean.

Speaker 1: 39:53

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 39:54

A tired tale about a cat who wins the back of a princess in marriage. Puss in boots, all right.

Speaker 1: 40:02

All right, we'll do one more.

Speaker 2: 40:02

Okay, for your Wesley Sn, we'll do one more.

Speaker 1: 40:04

Okay.

Speaker 2: 40:05

For your Wesley Snipes.

Speaker 1: 40:08

I'm sorry. I'm probably gonna have to fix that. Don't be mad yet.

Speaker 2: 40:15

When am I allowed to start being mad?

Speaker 1: 40:18

After recording. After dropping me off.

Speaker 2: 40:21

Oh, I have to wait until I get home.

Speaker 1: 40:23

Yeah, or in the car. Okay, that's okay.

Speaker 2: 40:25

But then I can't text you and tell you how mad I am.

Speaker 1: 40:28

No, exactly that's the best thing. Okay, now I'm ready.

Speaker 2: 40:33

All right Adjective.

Speaker 1: 40:34

Undisputed Noun Marksman.

Speaker 2: 40:37

Part of the body plural.

Speaker 1: 40:39

Heels.

Speaker 2: 40:40

Atom.

Speaker 1: 40:40

I'm going to say hawk.

Speaker 2: 40:43

Adjective. Hi Person room male. Yes, wesley Snipes yeah. Wesley Just say Wesley, is it West? No, wes, wes Lee, I'll just write Wesley.

Speaker 1: 40:55

Yeah, Color oh blood red.

Speaker 2: 40:57

Blood red yeah, plural noun.

Speaker 1: 41:00

Lives.

Speaker 2: 41:01

Okay, occupation.

Speaker 1: 41:03

US Marshals.

Speaker 2: 41:04

Noun.

Speaker 1: 41:04

Detonator.

Speaker 2: 41:06

Another one.

Speaker 1: 41:06

Blade.

Speaker 2: 41:07

Article of clothing.

Speaker 1: 41:09

Ooh, leather jacket.

Speaker 2: 41:11

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 41:12

White Passenger Adverb Luckily.

Speaker 2: 41:15

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 41:16

Let's just say new right.

Speaker 2: 41:19

Mm-hmm, this one is called dressing your cat. Yeah, have you ever tried dressing your cats? No, all right.

Speaker 1: 41:27

I'm sorry they don't like that.

Speaker 2: 41:30

So, all right, your cat can help you celebrate your favorite holidays throughout the year. All you need to do is dress it up in an undisputed fun marksman, okay. With a pair of fuzzy heels, your cat can be transformed into the Easter hawk in heels, yeah. Or be high and turn your cat into Uncle Wesley, with a little red, white and blood red suit. Just get high and start painting your cat.

Speaker 1: 42:05

So red, white and blood red.

Speaker 2: 42:08

Red, white and more red.

Speaker 1: 42:10

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 42:12

And there's a lot of lives for your cat to wear on Halloween. Okay, you can dress your cat as an US Marshal in a pink tutu, a prehistoric detonator with spikes down its back, or his superhero-like blade man with a black cape and matching leather jacket.

Speaker 1: 42:34

Oh, that's too good.

Speaker 2: 42:36

Yeah, that was uh, sorry, yeah, um, and of course, any cat can be turned into Santa Claus with a white red suit. Your word was white.

Speaker 1: 42:48

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 42:48

White red suit and a cute matching passenger. Just make sure you choose. Luckily, you don't want to get on your cat's new side, no, you don't want your cat to change. No, exactly, and that was that. That was cat.

Speaker 1: 43:04

Cat, that was that. That to change, no, exactly, and that was that.

Speaker 2: 43:08

That was cat Cat.

Speaker 1: 43:08

That was that.

Speaker 2: 43:09

That was cat.

Speaker 1: 43:10

It was cat, it was cat.

Speaker 2: 43:12

Very cat. So, like I said, our next Live Mad Libs is on August 10th, so put it on your calendars. We will be drinking, it's going to be lots of fun and, yeah, only good times.

Speaker 1: 43:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 43:29

Good vibes.

Speaker 1: 43:30

All of the good times.

Speaker 2: 43:31

Anything good. That's what's going to happen. Really, anything could happen, because we'll be drunk. Very exciting. That's pretty much all I had to say about that.

Speaker 1: 43:41

Yes.

Speaker 2: 43:41

Hope to see you there, I hope so Do you have anything Any words? Words yeah. Do you have a word you want to say about that? Yes, hope to see you there. I hope. Do you have anything any words? Words yeah. Do you have a word you want? To say so many words today I know, but do you have a specific word that you want to talk about? You want to just throw out there?

Speaker 2: 43:56

I don't know what's been bothering you lately? We're gonna have a new segment where we just complain about something what word has been bothering you? Yes, no, um, because I mentioned earlier that the puzzle was ruining my life oh yeah and so I want this segment. What is ruining your life right now?

Speaker 1: 44:16

what?

Speaker 2: 44:16

yeah, that's a good question, because there's always something if you could pick one thing to complain about right now, what is it?

Speaker 1: 44:24

I would say my being so tired.

Speaker 2: 44:28

Exhaustion.

Speaker 1: 44:29

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 44:30

That is something to complain about, actually.

Speaker 1: 44:32

Yeah, so I'm not. That's how fine I am.

Speaker 2: 44:36

So now you can say my name is Matias and exhaustion is ruining my life.

Speaker 1: 44:40

Yeah, I can't say that.

Speaker 2: 44:43

You could say that yeah, you're choosing not to no.

Speaker 1: 44:46

I'm too tired for that.

Speaker 2: 44:49

Okay, well, that was the episode. Yeah, hope you enjoyed it. I did, you did Good, did I enjoy it?

Speaker 1: 44:58

I hope so.

Speaker 2: 44:58

I talked a lot.

Speaker 1: 45:00

Yes, you did I said some words. Yeah, we'll see when I'm done with the editing.

Speaker 2: 45:04

If you like it or not, Okay, I will decide on a later date if I enjoyed this episode or not.

Speaker 1: 45:11

Yes.

Speaker 2: 45:12

And I'm out of sips, so we really gotta wrap this up.

Speaker 1: 45:15

Wait a minute. Okay, now I'm out too as well.

Speaker 2: 45:21

All right, would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1: 45:23

Yeah, we should do that. All right, would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 2: 45:25

Yeah, we should do that. All right, so right. So, right, so right. We will be back next Tuesday for a brand new amazing episode. Send us some comments, tell us what you want to see during the live Mad Libs and also, if something is ruining your life, please let me know.

Speaker 1: 45:44

Yeah, so we can complain about that.

Speaker 2: 45:47

I would love to complain about whatever is ruining your life right now.

Speaker 1: 45:51

Yeah, all right, we just want to complain.

Speaker 2: 45:54

Yeah, I'll read your complaints on the episode and we're gonna have a good time with that.

Speaker 1: 46:00

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 46:01

We'll see you at the live Mad Libs, and that's it. That's all I have to say. Okay, so yeah, we'll see you at the live Mad Libs, and that's it. That's all I have to say.

Speaker 1: 46:05

Okay, so goodbye, bye, bye.

Speaker 2: 46:08

Bye, bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty podcast.

Speaker 1: 46:12

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Speaker 2: 46:17

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Speaker 1: 46:27

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Speaker 2: 46:35

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Speaker 1: 46:39

And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

Speaker 2: 46:44

Goodbye Mattias, goodbye Lauren.