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Ever wondered how we manage to turn technical glitches into comedy gold? Join us for a candid and humorous episode where we fumble through microphone adjustments and Wi-Fi woes, turning everyday frustrations into laughs. From mosquito bites to snack debates, our playful banter covers it all. We share a behind-the-scenes look at our lives, including missed karaoke sessions and the joys (and struggles) of parenting. It’s like eavesdropping on a fun family chat that you can’t help but chuckle along with.

But that’s not all! We dive into our quirky weekend activities and reveal our odd habit of naming contacts after action heroes. Plus, we dish on some exciting creative projects—think a "Last Man Standing" inspired video—and gear up for an intriguing interview with a medium. Through it all, we maintain a relaxed and playful vibe, proving that humor is the best way to navigate life’s little quirks. Don’t miss this episode if you’re looking for light-hearted fun and a few good laughs!

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Speaker 1:

And now we are recording.

Speaker 2:

Recording, and this is the part when I adjust everything on the table so you can hear every little thing?

Speaker 1:

Oh no.

Speaker 2:

It's not centered and I don't like it, so I'm just going to fix everything. Don't touch.

Speaker 1:

Maybe you should yeah turn, oh, yeah, that's. Oh, that's good.

Speaker 2:

Also oh no, you just missed. Oh, I can't hear it. Oh no, we pulled it out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't like this thing.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry that you don't like the thing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because that pulls the thing out. Okay, okay, okay, stop it now. We haven't started yet, though, so oh. But I mean, you can keep this if you want to, you decide. I'm so happy I don't have to decide this time. What's?

Speaker 2:

deciding. What are you deciding? What are you deciding? What am? I deciding what to keep and not to keep in the episode. That's stressful.

Speaker 1:

I just last time. I thought it was funny to keep every time we talk about the second part as a real secret. It's a real secret.

Speaker 2:

It's secret.

Speaker 1:

It's a real secret.

Speaker 2:

It's a secret.

Speaker 1:

Don't tell anyone, it's a biggie. Mad Libs.

Speaker 2:

Yay.

Speaker 1:

We haven't done that before right.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I'm so itchy, so itchy.

Speaker 1:

I mean, this time we actually do something that we've never done before.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, very exciting.

Speaker 1:

For the sickened part, yeah, but let's not spoil it.

Speaker 2:

I'm cutting this anyway, okay.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't have made that decision.

Speaker 2:

I know you wouldn't have, you like to keep everything.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no oh.

Speaker 2:

Ankles.

Speaker 1:

Are you going to keep that your fancy laugh?

Speaker 2:

It's more of a. I'm in pain, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm also not eating, so that's not very good.

Speaker 1:

You're not eating.

Speaker 2:

I don't eat much.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, that might explain it.

Speaker 2:

Which is why my stomach feels really weird right now, because we had way too much snacks.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, maybe it's good for you, though you should eat. Yeah, well, just I try to keep my carbs down.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but it was nothing carby well, I went way past what I wanted to what. I went way past what I wanted to.

Speaker 1:

Okay, like the amount yeah, I've been thinking about that too, but you know, eating less doesn't work that well for me.

Speaker 2:

It's very difficult.

Speaker 1:

It is. Did you also get bitten? Yep, mosquito bites.

Speaker 2:

You get to count the bites on the back of my neck later.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, one, two, three, four, five.

Speaker 2:

I know there's more than one, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I have at least three on my arm. Okay, one, two, three.

Speaker 2:

Cool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, kind of looks like a mushroom.

Speaker 2:

If you think about it, if you really really think about it, it could be a mushroom. Depends on what kind of mushroom, though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2:

Cantarelle doesn't not really.

Speaker 1:

If it's like, if it looks like fluke's pump, you shouldn't eat it.

Speaker 2:

No, you shouldn't eat that. They're poisonous.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 2:

You could die.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Also, if it looked like that, I don't think I'd be touching it anyway. No, that's weird. You need to get that looked at or checked out by a doctor. It's not okay. There's something wrong with you. Yeah, also, there's flies. It's gross, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Why are there flies here? You're like that's for the birds.

Speaker 2:

This is for the birds. This is for the birds. I'm not touching it, I just want to shove this between your legs. Okay, okay, welcome.

Speaker 1:

Thank you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh, is it my turn to start the thing.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I think so.

Speaker 2:

Can you sing? Yes, yes, yes it think so.

Speaker 1:

Can you sing?

Speaker 2:

Yes, yes, it is it is. I'm sad we should have fixed up a karaoke for tomorrow. Oh, what would the karaoke have been Any song Like popular songs, yeah, like could be like a queen song, yeah. Like could be like a queen song. Yeah, a mixture.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like you would have for karaoke, we'll do Eminem. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

That would have been fun.

Speaker 1:

It would have been, but I mean Christmas. We have already planned a little bit for Christmas.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and that's the next one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I really like that one though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Even though Henrik was kind of annoying.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, I like Henrik, but no, I know he gets that way. They all kind of get that way.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yep they all kind of get that way yes, yep, it's like, uh, what was it he was gonna?

Speaker 2:

he was staying here because he was gonna go to a friend, or yeah, and then he never went to the no, no, there was some kind of online event, but then it hadn't started yet and then he like misunderstood the timing and like I don't know. Then there was like maybe something to do with a friend, and then he just was here, yeah yeah, let's start this maybe oh, okay let's stop talking shit about your son okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

I just hear that I do like your son, all your kids.

Speaker 2:

So I do too. Yeah, they're okay sometimes. Yeah, sometimes, sometimes, not always.

Speaker 1:

When they sleep.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they're best when they sleep. The best kind of baby is asleep.

Speaker 1:

Yep, you just ruined something behind. No, you didn't. It's okay you could have, you could have.

Speaker 2:

I could have, but I don't care. Okay, it's okay Right now. I don't care.

Speaker 1:

Later when I need to work on that.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to start caring. Yeah, Like what the fuck? Come on, who the fuck?

Speaker 1:

did this.

Speaker 2:

Why do I have to be so dumb? Who the fuck?

Speaker 1:

did this. Okay, we're swearing now.

Speaker 2:

Oh no.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean, you can't do that, no.

Speaker 2:

All right Number 89.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so let's from every nine episodes. We make swears. Every nine, yeah, 69. 79.

Speaker 2:

It should have. Yeah, 69. 79.

Speaker 1:

It should have been.

Speaker 2:

Was.

Speaker 1:

Oh, was that one of mine? No, that was 77 and 78, right. Maybe, when I did most of the.

Speaker 2:

Maybe when you went through Maybe.

Speaker 1:

So that was when you were back, mm-hmm 79.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think so 79. And then I was sick, and then I got sick again, and then I was fine, and then I got sick again and then I was okay. I was still recovering.

Speaker 1:

And then I got sick again.

Speaker 2:

Sick, sick, sick, sick. Yeah, all right, do we open first. How do we do this?

Speaker 1:

Have we ever done this before? That question sounds familiar.

Speaker 2:

All right, I think we open first Title. No, yeah, I'm dripping everywhere.

Speaker 1:

It's okay. Yeah, I mean, although I can taste that it's no sugar in it. That bothers me a little bit, but it tastes like you know, Coca-Cola.

Speaker 2:

I think it should be called Noca-Cola. Yeah, we're at what. Did I say Number 89. 89. I am Lauren and I am Matias. Did I say number 89? 89? I am lauren and I am matthias. Sorry, I had to think if I wanted to say something else or if I wanted to say my name, okay.

Speaker 1:

So, uh, I was just worried if you could hear me breathing and so, um, for our second half, wait, what, what? I'm so funny Even more than what.

Speaker 2:

What did you say?

Speaker 1:

I said uh even more special than last week.

Speaker 2:

Um, I didn't, I did. I see you. I don't think I saw you no.

Speaker 1:

Wait On Sunday. I know what we did.

Speaker 2:

Can I just side note for a minute? Sure, I think it's kind of funny that I was so excited I'm going to go to bed on time for once. Yeah, yeah, we're usually wrapping up soon, yeah, by now. Okay, anyway, saturday what happened?

Speaker 1:

I don't remember what did happen on Saturday.

Speaker 2:

I have to look it up.

Speaker 1:

On Sunday I know we went for a walk, or walks, but Saturday why doesn't my Wi-Fi work, Matias?

Speaker 2:

What have you done?

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Why do you always do this to me? Because I am you suck the Wi-Fi out of my phone.

Speaker 1:

I am evil.

Speaker 2:

You are, whatever, I don't even care what's your name.

Speaker 1:

Mathias.

Speaker 2:

Okay, jackie Chan, actually you lied, awful person, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

Is Ante Dolph Lundgren.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, is that funny. Yeah, you think it's funny.

Speaker 1:

I like that you should have all your contacts as action heroes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I can help you come up with action heroes if you want to.

Speaker 2:

What day was it?

Speaker 1:

Saturday yeah, yeah, oh, the third.

Speaker 2:

Oh, oh, um, sorry, she's talking to me, hold on.

Speaker 1:

Who.

Speaker 2:

The medium lady Okay.

Speaker 1:

What does she say?

Speaker 2:

Um I asked her, if she had listened to any of the episodes yet and she's like, should I? I've been busy. It's like maybe it would be good to feel the vibe of you know the podcast. She's like what are you going for? And try to go like for funny, light-hearted, but can go deep sometimes and we're really just laughing at life.

Speaker 1:

That's about right right. I'm not sure we'll answer. I hate you now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just like I changed my mind. I quit, last man standing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was kind of cool burping and saying yeah at the same time.

Speaker 2:

Very cool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I regret that I turned my head. I should have done it into the microwave.

Speaker 2:

Okay, Um last man standing.

Speaker 1:

And I am gonna do something with this movie. Okay, it might be a video sometime in the future.

Speaker 2:

Not today. Not today, okay, why?

Speaker 1:

Because I was thinking that this movie video would be next month.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So we will. I haven't even started with it yet, sigh.

Speaker 2:

Okay, didn't.

Speaker 1:

I. Yeah, but I I ran into the table again how okay, I think I have to check what songs there were in this movie yeah yeah, I just had to check that. The actors that I said the right names and I did.

Speaker 2:

All right. What's her name? Monalee King, I think her name is. I don't know how to say her name, but I'm going to say it again without questioning it. Yeah, we're going to have a really fun interview with spiritual and stuff like that yeah.

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