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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #91
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Roasty Toasty Ghosties
Support the show & get subscriber-only content.What if words had a playful side that we often overlook? In this episode, we kick things off with a mind-bending realization: flipping "no" gives you "on." From this quirky observation, we dive into a fun discussion about the binary nature of words like "on" and "off." Next, we uncover the different flavors of the word "okay" in both English and Swedish, sharing some hilarious personal stories along the way. Ever forgotten the name of a restaurant and had it drive you crazy? We have, and the restaurant in question is Pinchos, famous for its tapas-style small plates. And who can forget that unforgettable movie moment involving an unexpected naked character? Join us for this light-hearted journey through the whimsical world of words and laugh along with our anecdotes.
Our second chapter takes a turn into chaos—but the fun kind! Picture this: we're caught in a hilarious tangle trying to remember whose turn it is to start and edit the podcast. Amid our playful banter and mild confusion, we manage to share updates about mundane life events like a recent doctor's appointment and mutual feelings of exhaustion. Listen in as we navigate these everyday challenges with humor and camaraderie, offering a peek into our dynamic and making you feel like you're right there with us. Grab your headphones and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and relatable moments!
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Fun With Words
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Or maybe, but no is a fun word, because when you flip it it's on.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is on.
Speaker 2Yeah, flip it on.
Speaker 1And then you flip it and it says no.
Speaker 2Yeah or off.
Speaker 1Or off, okay On or off yeah. I got that On off.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was a fun joke. And why can't we see the?
Speaker 1live. It's not following. Hold on. We'll see now it's just gonna disappear, probably, bye bye. Yeah, I didn't fix it. There we go. Okay, I fixed it. Good, yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah, now what?
Speaker 2We have already talked about no and on and off.
Speaker 1Right, so what's next?
Speaker 2Yes, another fun word.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, that's a fun word. It spells differently in English and Swedish. Yeah, that's a fun word. It spells differently in English and Swedish.
Speaker 1Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2Unless you do the shortening with, just okay.
Speaker 1And that's the only thing the two words have in common.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad we covered that.
Speaker 2That was that. I really don't know what to talk about. I'm just saying things and kind of waiting for you to say other things.
Speaker 1All right and be funny. Wow, that's a lot to ask of me.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Ask me to be something I'm not. I don't know if I can do it.
Speaker 2Okay, can you try?
Speaker 1I feel like I've tried before. Was that your stomach? Did your stomach make noise? I don't think so, but maybe Okay, I've tried being funny before, but it doesn't usually work.
Speaker 2No, okay, but you were funny today, right.
Speaker 1When was I funny?
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure you were funny today. Right, when was I funny? I'm pretty sure you were funny today.
Speaker 1I was funny. You gotta think about it.
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure you were funny today. I'm pretty sure I know when you were funny. Okay, it was during the first movie when you said that the guy was naked.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That was funny.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Made me laugh. I'm glad that you laughed. So, yeah, you're funny, be funny now. Okay, I was naked yeah, but we we're gonna talk about the movie when we talk about the movie yes, I know, that's why I didn't want to bring it up, but then when you asked me to tell you when you were funny, I kind of had to. Okay, if you understand what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1I believe I understand what you're trying to say.
Speaker 2So be funny some other way.
Speaker 1Okay, I can try.
Speaker 2I was funny today. You were funny today. Yeah, you other way? Okay, I can try.
Speaker 1I was funny today, you were funny today. Yeah, you're funny every day.
Speaker 2No, not really, but when you said it starts with a P, Wow, that was funny.
Speaker 1It was funny, that was a real piece of work.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know, it's like a bathroom visit.
Speaker 1Yes, it starts with P. I was trying to think of the name of the restaurant we went to, oh, and I just remembered it, so that's cool.
Speaker 2Can you tell me no, please?
Speaker 1Pinchos, Ah, okay, the one with like the tiny little plates with food Tapas.
Speaker 2Was that where?
Speaker 1We haven't gone there.
Speaker 2No, no, no, but I think one of our friends was talking about that this week.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2It might have been, I'm pretty sure, pretty sure I don't think I have been there, but now that you mention it, I think I don't think you'd like it. Okay.
Speaker 1Because all of the meals come in this tiny portion size.
Speaker 2Yeah, but it's different kind of meal. I mean it's Do they have a lot to?
Speaker 1They have quite a variety, yeah.
Speaker 2To pick from.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're like appetizers, really Okay In a way.
Speaker 2Mm.
Speaker 1Or that size.
Speaker 2Okay, mm, yeah, yep, mm, mm.
Speaker 1I don't know, I really I'm not coming up with anything off the top of my head. Pinterest.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure it was that place.
Speaker 1Should we get this started? I wouldn't like it no.
Speaker 2I'm starting.
Speaker 1I think you're starting. Yeah, or am I starting? I don't know, I don't remember anymore. No, or am I starting? I don't know, I don't remember anymore.
Speaker 2No, I can start, it's okay. What are you doing?
Speaker 1I'm gonna find out who started last time.
Speaker 2Okay, you do that.
Speaker 1I'm gonna.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, but I can check my phone. If you're checking yours, that's okay. It's not illegal or anything like that. Pretty sure Might be illegal actually, but you know, you know me, I'm a rebel Without a cause, because I get it, I can relate.
Speaker 1I'm so tired all the time yeah you are Mattias, so that makes it me Okay, that makes it my turn.
Speaker 2Oh yeah. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, you were supposed to edit this time.
Speaker 1This is my turn to edit.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I'm going to edit.
Speaker 1You're going to edit.
Speaker 2Next week we're both going to edit. Yeah, that's what makes everything so weird.
Speaker 1I'm sorry for making things weird.
Speaker 2Yeah, but it's so good Just once a week Now Okay so you are Okay, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1That's right, I am I am here no. So on Monday I had a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 2I'm sorry.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2No, I just thought.
Speaker 1Well, that happened for you on Sunday. I still don't think anything happened for me.
Speaker 2No, but I thought this podcast was about both of us, so I just Okay, oh, okay, I was just. Yeah, the sidekick also wanted to say something.
Speaker 1Okay, so what else happened this week?
Speaker 2Nothing.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Much what happened on Monday for you.
Speaker 1Didn't you want to talk?
Speaker 2No, that was Sunday.
Speaker 1Can you tell me what I did?
Speaker 2No, it's better for you to tell.
Speaker 1Okay, I did have a doctor's appointment, anything. I'm just You're just going to scratch your arm, yeah, do you want to do that in the microphone for the content? I'm just going to scratch your arm. Yeah, do you want to do that in the?
Speaker 2microphone for the content. Very nice. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1So I hope you don't keep that, okay. That's good for the outtakes.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm going to keep it it and I'm gonna loop it.
Speaker 1You would Just throw it in random parts.
Speaker 2That one is shorter, though, so that's a good thing. Okay, maybe you can find them. Maybe yeah Well if I finish them, maybe yeah.
Speaker 1If you search, well, if I finish them, yeah, oh, oh.
Speaker 2And I helped you with that you did. Mm-hmm, I helped you with both the sandwich bread things.
Speaker 1Yeah, you did. You were my helper. Yep, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2Yep, you are welcome. I'm just gonna take a sip helper. Yep, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1Yep, you are welcome. I'm just going to take a sip now. Okay, sip time, sip break. No, no, that's not good. You wasted some. Yeah, it's all over you. Now I know what are you going to do.
Speaker 2I don't know. I paid for it so.
Speaker 1Okay To take a shower in with.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2But I mean, I didn't waste your money. Okay, it was my own money.
Speaker 1I wasted.
Speaker 2But I mean this morning I was at the same, I was Saturday.
Speaker 1Last Saturday Last Saturday yeah, Saturday yeah.
Speaker 2And that because after that I gained a kilo, gained some weight, and now I'm back to my lowest so far. How about you?
Speaker 1It was still an improvement, though. Yeah, in a way.
Speaker 2Yeah, in a way Mm-hmm, All right, in a way yeah in a way, Mm-hmm. All right, but I can't. Is that a good? You know synopsis, Mm-hmm Is. I was glad when he wasn't there and then when he came, I'm like don't say anything now, but okay, good, or were you?
Speaker 1No, I'm done.
Speaker 2You're done, let's go over to. I mean, how do you even explain what this movie is about? It's about how would you explain it? Can you? You take this or do you want me to explain it?
Speaker 1it's like oh, is it me you have to do the thing. I can do the thing if you want to which sigh denied I'm breathing, trying to survive, okay. What was your hometown. Like Very cool.
Speaker 2Was your watch.
Speaker 1No, my watch was reminding me that I'm going on a cruise tomorrow. Okay, in half an hour, which is tomorrow in half an hour, but I didn't know what time we were leaving, so I just made it all day. Okay, my earliest memory. Can I think about it?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Are you going to rush me? No, because me thinking is going to get cut anyway. Okay, I'm just making faces. Okay, I'm going to actually think now.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, way okay I'm just making faces.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm gonna actually think now okay, yeah, sounds like you were. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know why, why I'm saying things uh, I know the feeling okay from last week um so the only grade that I Uh damn it.
Speaker 2Um, how did your family celebrate birthdays or special occasions? I mean, that's occasions Cake. Yeah, that's what you just said, so maybe I should cut that.
Speaker 1Presence.
Speaker 2Yeah, Okay. So I don't know if you want to answer or if you maybe already have shaped you into who you are today.
Speaker 1That was a difficult one, wasn't it?
Speaker 2That you feel, let's. Let's just read how it is written and not come up with my own words, because it's just stupid.
Speaker 1Okay, now you talk I Is that it maybe? Um, well, that like shaped me. I have to think about this one Uh-huh Memories, memories, exactly. They don't work that well.
Speaker 2Don't you dare.
Speaker 1Don't I? Oh, it's not Okay, all right Um.
Speaker 2Very respectful.
Speaker 1You can get annoyed with me, but you're also trying to make me cry.
Speaker 2No, I am not.
Speaker 1An adult If you want to. Oh, was that not the question?
Speaker 2No, just role model screwing up Role model. Role model. Role model model, role model um um.
Speaker 1Well, I had an answer and then I convinced myself I was wrong, okay, so when did you have an answer?
Speaker 2uh, when you asked the question. Okay, have you been? Uh, no, no, no, no, you should have I should have.
Speaker 1You know what?
Speaker 2this would have gone a lot quicker if I had done some studying, but I didn't no I don't always feel that strong though that's okay, though I you, you don't have to feel strong always but yes, yes, yes. Yes, I just lost my voice a little bit. I never really, except for the film we made.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay. That was kind of fun yeah, it developed into something.
Speaker 1It's a cute video.
Speaker 2Yeah, very close. Yes, very close's a cute video, yeah, very close.
Speaker 1Yes, very close.
Speaker 2Very very.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll probably cry about it later.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But you don't have to deal with that.
Speaker 2No, after you drop me off, you can cry. Then.
Speaker 1I'll cry, I'll cry on my way home, and then come home and go to bed and sleep. Yeah, sleep it off.
Speaker 2Yeah, do you have to go up early? No, no, no.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no, no. On September 7th Maybe, Maybe it's a weekend in September, it's definitely a Saturday. I know that much it is. Yes, I was correct.
Speaker 2Good luck with that.
Speaker 1Thank you or yes, good luck.
Speaker 2Good luck with the show notes and stuff.
Speaker 1Yes, deep breath.
Speaker 2Okay so.
Speaker 1Um.