[Outtakes] #94

Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of your favorite podcast? We’re taking you on a wild ride through our recording process, filled with humorous audio tweaks and offbeat banter. From joking about paper cuts being the new workplace hazard to the delicate balance of dark humor around self-harm and suicide, it's a rollercoaster of emotions and laughs. We even debate the merits of dirty jokes in our outtakes, reinforcing how spontaneous and unpredictable our conversations can be.

Get ready for a blend of chaos and charm as we dive into personal hygiene debates, movie disagreements, and the hilarity of wardrobe malfunctions at work. Want to hear about the time funerals coincided with birthdays? Or our ambitious plans for a future cooking show? Tune in for a mix of humor, nostalgia, and big dreams as we navigate through the everyday quirks that make our podcast a uniquely entertaining experience.

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Transcript

Speaker 1 0:03

I'm just gonna bring this down, down, not that far, this far down, I'm gonna bring it here. It's gonna have to be okay, okay here, because I've noticed the past couple episodes. It's been weird in the audio because I think I brought that too high up okay, so what's being weird, uh? It's just you can hear that it's too loud okay I can hear that it's too loud, okay, so I just brought it down and this is okay.

Speaker 1 0:33

You'll be able to hear everything, just fine okay okay, you don't have to worry, everything's fine yeah, all right, it's good, yeah, okay I'm just checking.

Speaker 2 0:44

You can trust me.

Speaker 1 0:45

I do trust you.

Speaker 2 0:46

Yeah, so you can ask.

Speaker 1 0:48

Okay, how's the gain?

Speaker 2 0:49

It's straight up.

Speaker 1 0:50

Straight up Exactly where it should be. Yeah, mm-hmm, I kind of want to look at this green screen that we got. Do you want to touch it?

Speaker 2 1:01

While recording.

Speaker 1 1:02

Yeah, sure I. Just I need my knife. Oh, I have matching paper cut. Mm-hmm, it's me. Oh, I was. I was showing you too. Okay, not just me.

Speaker 2 1:18

It's a screen that's green.

Speaker 1 1:21

It comes with clips. Oh oh, I thought it was this wire A microphone. No, it comes with clips. Oh, I thought it was this wire a microphone. No, it's just clips. You want to feel it?

Speaker 2 1:32

yeah, I can feel it very cool.

Speaker 1 1:37

We'll see if we ever use it yeah we'll figure something out yeah, I guess so what what are you not interested in?

Speaker 2 1:51

that, yeah, yeah okay what I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:57

Uh, don't, I seem interested no, okay, you don't okay, which is why I asked.

Speaker 2 2:04

I mean, it's kind of weird to look at it while we're recording. That's all I think.

Speaker 1 2:12

Do you have better ideas?

Speaker 2 2:14

No, I don't yeah sure, look at this people.

Speaker 1 2:18

Yeah, that's what we do now. Yeah, this gets cut anyways. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 2:24

We can look at it now. Yeah, we did. Okay, I'm done with that, okay.

Speaker 1 2:28

Moving on to the next uninteresting thing.

Speaker 2 2:31

Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:33

Doing great so far. We're doing really good.

Speaker 2 2:35

Yeah, okay. Do you have anything to plug about I?

Speaker 1 2:38

don't Do you.

Speaker 2 2:39

Let's see, let's start with that now. Paper cuts yes, yeah, it looks better.

Speaker 1 2:45

Self-harm in the form of paper cuts.

Speaker 2 2:48

Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:49

It's a good excuse. Yeah, you know with what we work with.

Speaker 2 2:52

Yeah, now you can call it like a work-related injury.

Speaker 1 2:57

It is work-related injuries.

Speaker 2 2:59

Yes, before you couldn't.

Speaker 1 3:02

No, I didn't have a job then.

Speaker 2 3:04

That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 3:05

Right, okay.

Speaker 2 3:07

But now you can.

Speaker 1 3:08

Yeah, very cool, I have an excuse to attempt suicide.

Speaker 2 3:15

Am I cutting this?

Speaker 1 3:16

Yes, I mean there's plenty of ways I could try to kill myself at work.

Speaker 2 3:21

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 3:21

Yeah, just knock a shelf off you offer offer me, I could offer myself.

Speaker 2 3:28

Yeah, you can shelf yeah, I mean uh, yeah, that's a good way because they're heavy, yeah, and if you just stand up, really pull, yeah. Yeah, I think you can do it yeah I believe in you, thank you you're really strong as well, so yeah so, so I could definitely do this. I can help you.

Speaker 1 3:48

You're supporting my death. Yeah, all right, I can help you. Thank you, matias. That was really nice of you. You're welcome. I will keep that in mind if I'm having a really bad day.

Speaker 2 4:00

Yeah.

Speaker 1 4:01

Can you just help me kill myself?

Speaker 2 4:03

Yeah.

Speaker 1 4:06

You don't do. You don't do the killing part I can do I just need a little shove.

Speaker 2 4:10

Yeah, yeah, okay, sounds good, that's a plan, yeah, and I can't keep any of these. No, I'm kidding the suicidal parts that's the funny suicide jokes. Yeah, if you want to have the funny outtakes, you're going to pay double Include suicide, yep and racist jokes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 4:33

Those you have to pay double for as well? What about period jokes? Are those like lower level?

Speaker 2 4:41

outtakes.

Speaker 1 4:43

Well, I don't know what about the penis talk?

Speaker 2 4:47

No, you have to pay for those.

Speaker 1 4:49

Okay, yeah, yeah, but is it like lower or higher level outtakes?

Speaker 2 4:55

Yeah, that's higher.

Speaker 1 4:57

Okay.

Speaker 2 4:58

You have to pay much money for that.

Speaker 1 5:00

Okay, so much money yeah. For a penis joke.

Speaker 2 5:04

Yep.

Speaker 1 5:05

Okay yeah, money for that, okay so much money, yeah, for a penis joke.

Speaker 2 5:09

Yep, okay, um, yeah, uh, what could we possibly talk about? We?

Speaker 1 5:12

usually have things to talk about, and then we sit here and we don't have things to talk about anymore. We've already said the things that we wanted to say, and have we no, I don't know.

Speaker 2 5:24

We've said things yeah, throughout the day, and uh, like that yes we weren't recording then we're recording now what were we talking about? I don't know. We should keep track of what we're saying, so we can you see okay, all right, hold on.

Lack of Engagement in Movie Discussion

Speaker 1 5:42

okay, let's be realistic. Here You're saying we you. We all know that you're not going to do anything. Of course you mean me. Yeah, and I'm already doing so much over here. If I'm keeping track of everything we're talking about, I'm constantly going to be on my phone, okay, along with all the other stuff that I'm keeping track of. Okay, if you want to keep track of things no, you do it yourself.

Speaker 2 6:04

No, no okay yeah then you better remember no, no just everything, no I thought you knew me, but oh, I do, oh, I do then you can say something like no, no, and I I know it's ridiculous. Yeah.

Speaker 1 6:22

Just why I said it.

Speaker 2 6:24

Ah, stupid, yes, yeah, among the stupidest thing I ever heard.

Speaker 1 6:30

Oh.

Speaker 2 6:31

Me remembering stuff.

Speaker 1 6:32

Yeah, that's pretty bad, huh.

Speaker 2 6:34

Yeah.

Speaker 1 6:35

That's in the funny outtakes.

Speaker 2 6:39

Uh, okay, very funny that was funny.

Speaker 1 6:47

Yeah, that's also funny um we already talked about that.

Speaker 2 6:53

We're not talking about that here, okay not that either.

Speaker 1 6:58

Yeah, let's do a crash course today I should.

Speaker 2 7:01

Yeah, let's do that. Who?

Speaker 1 7:03

the man who lives here, which one the older?

Speaker 2 7:06

one, the oldest one, okay yeah okay, uh, okay so what do you think?

Speaker 1 7:13

should we? Just should we crash course. You said what's something you do every day um, go to the toilet, but you not. No, I'm not doing that, no.

Speaker 2 7:24

No, work out if you're boring.

Speaker 1 7:28

Hey Google, what is something someone would typically do every day.

Speaker 3 7:35

Stare at screens. There are a few things to do today Personal hygiene, rushing, teeth Showering, getting dressed, eating, breakfast, lunch.

Speaker 1 7:40

Dinner Work.

Speaker 3 7:40

School done that.

Speaker 2 7:56

How to watch TV.

Speaker 1 7:58

How to watch TV. I don't know how to watch tv. How?

Speaker 3 8:04

to watch tv. Here are some general steps on how to watch tv turn on the tv, locate the power button on your e-sense and press it to select. Use your tv's antenna oh my god, find a channel. Use your channel up slash down button. So check out to select channel. Want to watch? Adjust volume picture. Use your mode to adjust monitor settings to your there are a lot of steps. I usually skip these. How?

Speaker 1 8:30

to turn on the TV.

Speaker 2 8:33

Get a TV Step one.

Speaker 1 8:38

Select the input. Okay, it's Friday the 13th.

Speaker 2 8:42

Oh, that's a good.

Speaker 1 8:43

That's something we could talk about.

Speaker 2 8:47

Yeah, we should.

Speaker 1 8:49

I was just. There's another penis joke there. Yeah, it was a good one.

Speaker 2 8:53

Yeah, it was that one was worth at least $10. Wow.

Speaker 1 8:59

Asking you to expose yourself.

Speaker 2 9:02

Yeah, just asking is $10.

Speaker 1 9:09

It costs $10 to ask you to expose yourself. Yeah, just asking is ten dollars. It costs ten dollars to ask you to expose yourself. Do I owe you money now? Yes, oh god. So how much does the actual exposure cause?

Speaker 2 9:18

oh my, you shouldn't ask that wasn't me. That wasn't.

Speaker 1 9:27

Gross Thank you? Yeah, sorry, I don't know who was bumping into who, but it was yes. What was I laughing at this morning? Was I laughing at something this morning? I feel like I was. My face, oh it probably wasn't appropriate no anyway, um um, I got this hold on, let me just try to bring it back here.

Speaker 2 9:56

Um okay, so it's about a tv show and and I have to think about why they kind of drug Brad right and just put him in like a cage or whatever and like sedate him, he's out of it. And they're going to make Janet a star, a TV star. It's like a reality show thing kind of, and they also sing songs. Yeah, there are weird characters. I don't know what would you say? You're not going to say anything.

Speaker 2 10:39

I don't know what to say no, okay, I don't know how would you describe this movie I, I really don't know okay, try what am I supposed to say? Did you have anything to say about this movie at all?

Speaker 1 10:56

Oh, um, hmm, I don't really what, I'm sorry, what I'm blanking.

Speaker 2 11:05

Is it because of me?

Speaker 1 11:06

No, I'm just. I had things to say.

Speaker 2 11:10

Oh.

Speaker 1 11:11

And it all just disappeared.

Speaker 2 11:13

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 11:13

I feel like I should have things to say.

Speaker 2 11:16

Yeah, that's kind of my thing too, and it feels I don't know. I also have things to say about this movie, okay so, ah, I was thinking Neve Campbell.

Speaker 1 11:30

No.

Speaker 2 11:31

No, but yes, I was thinking that and that's how I, and it was Nell, so that's how.

Speaker 3 11:37

I.

Speaker 2 11:37

That's my train of thought. Um, oh, did you hear that? Yeah, um, yeah, okay, yeah, but I mean I could, um, I could hear that it was the same. Um, you know that the song maker of this from, as in the other movie. You could tell that and, yeah, I thought it was good.

Speaker 1 12:06

Good, yeah, okay, yeah why do you seem really disappointed?

Speaker 2 12:13

I don't know. I I just hoped you would have at least one song that you thought were okay or was okay, but nothing was okay. This movie sucked.

Speaker 1 12:26

I don't know.

Speaker 2 12:29

I just feel like we have seen so many bad musicals and you have always had something to say Like, was it just one week, was it last week? We were watching the Inch one, mm-hmm, and you had a favorite song from that movie. Yeah, you don't have a favorite song from this one, and that boggles my mind, because this movie had way better songs than that one. But yeah, I'm not going to pressure you.

Speaker 1 13:02

I just, I don't know, okay, okay, Sorry, yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 2 13:06

What are we going to do now?

Speaker 1 13:07

I don't know, I don't have any Okay. That's what I do I waste things.

Speaker 2 13:15

Yes, just Nothing, just Nothing. We had gold right 10 seconds ago and now, when we started recording again, no, it's gone, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 13:29

Well, that was that yeah.

Speaker 2 13:31

And you can come up with any accidents you had before.

Speaker 1 13:35

Do you have something? Because I no.

Speaker 2 13:37

If you had an example, then it would be easier for me to go off of that okay, so I didn't have this accident, but I know a guy who who split his pants at work uh-huh and it was really funny. I laughed you did yeah, because his you did and his pants were all messed up. Yeah, and I don't even know how they did that. And it's the guy you don't like at campus that this happened to and I thought that was funny and that was back when he talked to me.

Speaker 1 14:34

Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 14:35

Really, yeah, he even told me to get there so I could have a look at it Okay. Yeah, but yeah, something like that. But yeah, I wasn't born on the 13th, though I wasn't that lucky.

Speaker 1 14:50

That's too bad. Yeah, I'm sorry You're joking.

Speaker 2 14:52

Oh wait, we had a funeral on your birthday.

Speaker 1 14:56

It was on a Friday. Wow, Good job oh my goodness. Was it on a Friday or was it a Tuesday? Wasn't that the year when we all had birthdays on Tuesdays?

Speaker 2 15:08

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 15:08

Yeah, sorry, bummer.

Speaker 2 15:11

But it was the 13th. It would have been cool if it was on Friday, but no, no, I don't think Mormor, but no.

Speaker 1 15:17

No, I don't think. More and more would like that.

Speaker 2 15:20

No.

Speaker 1 15:22

No, uh, did we decide when we were going to start filming or if we were going to start filming?

Speaker 2 15:29

The cooking show.

Speaker 1 15:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2 15:31

No, we haven't decided yet.

Speaker 1 15:33

Okay, maybe that'll happen at some point. We need to get your phone.

Speaker 2 15:36

Yeah.

Speaker 1 15:39

Mm-hmm.