Roasty Toasty Ghosty
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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #95
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.But that's not all! We segue into a spirited debate about the Beatles, questioning why certain songs and even Ringo Starr’s contributions didn’t make it into movies. Our discussion takes a fun turn as we dive into the world of measurements and metric units, all while sharing laughs over our musical preferences and memorable tracks, including some unexpected mentions like Weird Al Yankovic. As we wrap up, we look forward to our upcoming live video episode, discussing plans, logistics, and whether or not we'll indulge in a drink or two during the live session. Get ready for a mix of technical insights, personal anecdotes, and plenty of humor that will leave you eagerly anticipating our next live broadcast!
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Discussions About Recording and Meetings
Speaker 1Take something out I'm recording. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna bring. No, I had already adjusted it last time. I don't remember how it came out though.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2I think it was okay, though, was it yeah?
Speaker 1Because I never listened.
Speaker 2Okay, well, I don't remember thinking.
Speaker 1This sounds really loud, no, or, like the microphone, can't handle the volume. No, I was more afraid it would be too low.
Speaker 2Yeah, no. No, it was definitely not too low. I would have noticed that.
Speaker 1Okay. Yeah, I wasn't worried about it being too loud, okay.
Speaker 2No, but the last couple before that were too loud. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2I weighed myself while I was in the bathroom.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Just for fun.
Speaker 1That wasn't fun. No, it wasn't, it wasn't that fun.
Speaker 2But it didn't upset me.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Really. I mean obviously there was a gain, but I didn't get upset about it. No, not yet no, I went up to like 80. Okay, like whatever it's not 90. 80 okay, like whatever it's not 90. Um, I'm pretty sure this is okay to have because it doesn't have, like the carbs or calories or anything. Okay, but um and uh not to get too easy and I'll be over here no, no, I mean I was doing this before I met him, so it's not like anything new.
Speaker 1Yeah, and we can still be funny.
Speaker 2Right, I'm still funny, even while fasting. Wow, hey.
Speaker 1Google, so fasting funny.
Speaker 2What can you consume while fasting? Calories it's a calorie thing Tea, similar to T. Hello Johannes, hi Johanna, actually. Thank you.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's like when you say Johanna or Johannes or something, and then I'm thinking Johannes.
Speaker 2No, that's not what I'm saying, that's not what I'm trying to say anyway, uh, you're welcome for cutting that I'm talking to future you thank you uh, yeah or fuck it, yeah, okay can you keep that?
Speaker 1no yeah, it was fuck it.
Speaker 2Oh, fuck it. Yeah, it was you hung up right Like fuck it.
Speaker 1Johanna, no, no and no. This is.
Speaker 2Linnea, just a random person.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2This is Maria. Yeah, I don't know. Pick a name. Yeah, I just don't want to be Mattias.
Speaker 1No, don't talk to me no, um, and I'm like yeah and um, and to fuck it. You're welcome to fuck it oh, thank you that's nice of you. Okay, name a time and no, uh and I and I. Now this is funny outtakes.
Speaker 2It is funny outtakes.
Speaker 1Yeah, now it's going to be um, because I get sidetracked all the time and don't remember where I was. So um, so um. Okay, you've been in meetings though.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Exciting. Sometimes, they can get kind of exciting. I think this will be very exciting oh yeah, this one's going to be tense. It's going to be a good one. It's going to be the biggest one so far, and this is the first one I'm going to attend- that's what's so great about it.
Speaker 2Yeah, because I'm there. I'm very excited for you to be there.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think most people are. I'm very excited for you to be there. Yeah, I think most people are. Yeah, if they know about it.
Speaker 2Yeah, If they know that you're going to be there they're going to be like. This is going to be so good yeah.
Speaker 1You know, it's going to be like people are going to be buzzing about that. Yeah, have you heard that Matias is going to be in this meeting.
Speaker 2Yeah, he can spread rumors now.
Speaker 1Yeah, can spread rumors, yeah, yeah, it'll be very exciting, yeah, and all the people are like yeah yeah, yes, exactly yeah, that's the reaction I get when people are talking about me I've seen it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I, I'm a, I'm a witness yeah, you're one of them, I'm one of them I was the first one.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think you're the one.
Speaker 2I'm the only one.
Speaker 1If anyone would do that, it would be you.
Speaker 2It's just me actually. Yeah, yeah, you're the people I was talking about. And then people are just mocking me if they're doing it. Yeah, yeah, that's true, you're going to be like Lauren.
Speaker 1Matias yeah, that's, that's how it is. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, marie, maria or marie. Yeah, she wasn't that like what she did. Oh my god, she cut us. She might as well have.
Speaker 2Yeah matias, he's so great, he's so distracting. Yeah, like who? All right, and I can tell you that she doesn't usually either no so why is it a problem that you stand there maybe three minutes while I'm trying to help you with your headphones? Why is that suddenly a problem? Yeah I go straight to work after that yeah, maybe she wanted me to be at her I think she was just frustrated and tired because she had a constant work and I had little to nothing and speaking of octopus.
Speaker 1Uh, why wasn't that song in the movie?
Speaker 2Um well they had.
Speaker 1Uh, what they had, what you?
Speaker 2were going to say it. Anyway, go ahead.
Speaker 1They hated water. They didn't like water, right. That's why, mm-hmm, no, what were you going to say?
Speaker 2Now, I don't want to interrupt you anymore. Um, yeah, I'm going to bring it up. I'm going to bring it up, boop, because of the. It was pretty much all John Lennon, paul McCartney songs, except for the one.
Speaker 1George Harrison yeah, it drops the song so no, ringo. No, and I just wonder Nobody liked Ringo. That's so.
Speaker 2They only kind of liked George.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Or that one song just happened to fit in that spot.
Speaker 1Yeah, that one song just happened to fit in that spot.
Speaker 2Yeah, but uh, they should have used more water. So an octopus right? Yeah, there could have been an octopus, I'm gonna reach down and grab my leg again. I think I'm okay now no stop. Oh my god, that hurts so bad.
Speaker 1It's so funny that it comes from the deep it does. The depth of Matthias.
Speaker 2Oh god. So let's see, you don't record it anywhere other than texting, right?
Speaker 1No, okay, you're not like me. No.
Speaker 2What was the date last Friday?
Speaker 113.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Friday, the 13th right, remember that.
Speaker 2So you were 104.9, that's right oh yeah, and today I'm 104.4 on the 13th I was 80.6 and today I was 78.1, so I I like how we said. I don't know at the time.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I don't know. I don't know either, but 77.9?.
Speaker 2Yeah, are we keeping numbers or are we just saying? I'm just wondering do you want the numbers out there or do you want to keep those covered?
Speaker 1It's fine by me. I don't even know if people know what kilograms means.
Speaker 2Okay, I just need your permission, that's all.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I mean, if the US people listen, they're like that's not pounds.
Speaker 2What about the Swedish people or Europeans? Yay, that's not pounds. What about the Swedish people or Europeans?
Speaker 1That's yay, that's not pounds, that's what they say.
Speaker 2They're going to be like wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're fatty.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1They don't know how tall I am.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I might be like two meters.
Speaker 2You pretty much are, you're not Not really Okay.
Speaker 1Maybe I'm like are You're not, not really Okay?
Speaker 2Maybe I'm like 230.
Speaker 1You're not Maybe. Okay, I'm not going to tell, because that's the mystery.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1How tall I am, not my weight All right, all right, hold on.
Speaker 2Okay, all right. Would you like to take a break?
Speaker 1Okay, do you want to take a break? Okay, do you want to take a break? I?
Speaker 2was thinking we would move on, but that's not happening.
Speaker 1So why not?
Speaker 2Because you don't say your line.
Speaker 1Oh, you never asked me. No, asked me.
Speaker 2No, but you should have asked me. Okay, so I forgot my line. So sorry, I'm not perfect. I just have to fix everything. Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, there's nothing else. No, and I'm Wait, I can. Am I searching the actor? Sure, if you want.
Speaker 2If you want to If you want to. You've already started.
Speaker 1So this is what the guy looks like Pizza, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, okay, okay, maybe I kind of recognize him.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I can see that it was the same person. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, guy, it feels like it's someone I'm missing.
Speaker 2Is it?
Speaker 1You don't want to tell me.
Speaker 2I don't know. Can I tell you yeah.
Speaker 1I forgot about that, yeah.
Speaker 2I'm completely blanking.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, you're too over the top now.
Speaker 2I know You're so clumsy, I'm trying too hard.
Speaker 1I mean, that's not even funny. No, I know.
Speaker 2I tried being funny and it didn't work out. No, I have to look at my playlist for the song.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Because I know what song it is. I don't know the title. Oh Trouble, I think that was it.
Speaker 1Okay, that makes me think about this week when I had three Weird Al songs in a row and I'm like, yes, now I can write that I had three in a row.
Speaker 2And then I'm like what if there's another one?
Speaker 1No, I was actually I'm like, and I'm gonna, what if there's another one? No, I was actually I'm like, and I'm going to be nice and write what songs it was. So I'm like, yeah, the last one was this and the one before which was the first one. So I had to look through my list and I'm like, yes, lasagna Perfect, that was the first one. She's leaving home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which one? Which? Wow, she's leaving home. Yeah, yeah, um, yeah, which one? Which? What? Uh?
Speaker 2Um, now I'm pressured to find a song.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, if you want to, you don't have to.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, okay, okay, um Cats is also on that list.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Just interrupt me.
Speaker 1Yeah, say that again.
Speaker 2Cats was also. Are you gonna do it again? Oh my god, it looked like you were gonna burp again. What you look like you're gonna burp all the time.
Speaker 1I'm gonna burp all the time. Um, yes.
Speaker 2Is that it? Um, what did we do last week? We had a list of some form, maybe.
Speaker 1Yeah, uh, friday the 13th.
Speaker 2Right, that was advice.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Um this week. I'd like to focus more on what?
Speaker 1No, uh, I'm just uh um, anticipated on what you're gonna say.
Speaker 2Oh, What'd you do?
Speaker 1anticipated on what you're gonna say oh, what'd you do my mustache hair?
Speaker 2uh, got stuck in the thing on the monster can do. We need to shave you maybe oh gosh okay it hurt.
Speaker 1Yeah, I believe it yeah, and almost feel it, yeah, and it's talkingaches.
Speaker 2No, we don't have to do that.
Speaker 1We don't have to talk about mustaches at all. People at work.
Speaker 2We can talk about what I have on my phone.
Speaker 1People at work are having mustaches already, and it's not even November.
Speaker 2Yeah, are you good? What do you want me to say about that?
Speaker 1No, yeah, that's it. Don't start anything, you started it.
Speaker 2I just I want to get through this. Can we do that? Yeah, Are you going to get all grumpy?
Speaker 1Yeah, no.
Speaker 2Okay, how to take care of. Oh, I thought you would have known that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought you were going to say a word like procrastination.
Speaker 2Oh, brought to you by procrastination. Self-care, I mean it's relevant, I guess, okay, um, okay, uh, are you okay I?
Speaker 1am, are you?
Speaker 2I'm good, good, you've just brought it down a lot oh, did I, yeah, okay yeah, okay, because I have to be up in like five hours yeah you breathe in for like two seconds. Wait, you breathe in for like two seconds, wait. No, you breathe in for four seconds, and then you hold it for two and then breathe out for four okay, hold for two so do you want to take some deep breaths?
Speaker 1Four seconds.
Speaker 2Four seconds.
Speaker 1So how do we know when four seconds.
Speaker 2You count in your head.
Speaker 1I can count.
Speaker 2Yes, you can.
Speaker 1No, I can't, Because you have been complaining about me counting seconds before.
Speaker 2Are we done?
Speaker 1I haven't even started. Okay, okay, wait a minute Did you? Have you already breathed without me?
Speaker 2No, no, so we're not done. No, okay, okay, so breathe in, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Speaker 1Hold it, hold it. How do I know? Force Breathe out.
Speaker 2And then hold that.
Speaker 1Wait, I need. Can you give me something so I know when to stop?
Speaker 2breathing in I don't know. Anyway, let's move on.
Speaker 1No, no no, no, what. I'm gonna make sure that I breathe in for four seconds. Wait timer? Oh, that's not good. Okay, I breathe in for four seconds. What Timer? No, oh, that's not good. Okay, breathe in. Okay, that was difficult to breathe in for four seconds.
Speaker 2Was it, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1I have to do it again. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, start now Okay.
Speaker 2So you're not like taking in everything at once. Let it like come in slower.
Speaker 1Okay, right so you don't go. Yeah, but that's what you do.
Speaker 2Okay, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 1You're thinking of huge parts? No, I'm, but that's more like the mental health, not the physical health, right?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, because but not necessarily the physical health right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1But not necessarily the physical health.
Speaker 2No, but we're talking about mental health, yeah okay, just mental health yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2It's okay. Or mental and emotional. Oh yeah, they go hand in hand. This last part is spiritual self-care. No, it's not, because there was one. Okay, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1I'm just trying to be funny. That's funny. No Needed.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're hearing this for the first time.
Speaker 1Yeah, yes, I never heard that before. What's that? Are those words?
Speaker 2It's not the first time you're hearing the words oh, okay, spiritual self-care. Let's see Tripod. I found the tripod. Anyway, would you like me to provide more specific suggestions based on your interests or needs?
Speaker 1Do you want to say more specific? Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2I'm asking you. Yeah, and I'm saying you don't need to bring it back to me.
Speaker 1I ask you Can you ever make a decision? Or do I Do, I Do, I Do I.
Speaker 2It wasn't a decision. It was a question.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's yeah, exactly. And am I always getting these questions? That, and am I always getting these questions? That's what it says. Okay, and what do you think?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2All right, yes, no, it says based on your location here, here are some tailored self-care suggestions, and then it just names all things that are nearby. So that was not fun.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Do you want to talk?
Speaker 1Do I want to talk? Yeah, about what?
Speaker 2Uh about the big part.
Speaker 1Ah, okay, um.
Speaker 2Episode what I said? Video Episode yeah.
Speaker 1Uh, we promised the people, so Okay, what's the plan?
Speaker 2Oh, you tell me, I don't know you tell me, I don't know.
Speaker 1So in five weeks we're gonna be live uh at like this hour and uh is people, or are people gonna be like? Are they gonna be able to to talk to us, or?
Speaker 2there's a comment section yeah, yes, um there should be at least yeah there usually.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I don't really know what we're going to do, but we're going to talk and we might do something fun Okay.
Speaker 2What? Okay? Well, no, I'm just sorry, I'm thinking yeah, Important question Are we drinking?
Speaker 1Is it worth it? I don't think I will be drinking okay, can I drink? Yeah, I guess you can. I might be drinking.
Speaker 2Okay, we'll see we have a pink bottle okay, yeah we'll see where we're at at that point, if you feel comfortable going up a little bit, I, I, yeah, I don't want to gain three kilos again.
Speaker 1That's the problem. We'll see.
Speaker 2Anything else.
Speaker 1About that? Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 2That's it.
Speaker 1Yeah, let people decide what we're going to do if they want to. Otherwise, we come up with something. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, we always do. Where are we?
Speaker 1So this is 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100 okay cool right yeah, okay, sounds, sounds plausible, possible, um yeah we'll have to have a time, I guess yeah it's gonna be hard to figure out what time that's going to be. Yeah, we have to plan this.
Speaker 2Mm Um.
Speaker 1Oh, we have to finish the drinking.
Speaker 2Well, if you're listening to this, you're probably sitting in your car and driving.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm Okay.
Speaker 2Um, if you're listening to this, sorry, hold on. Take three.
Speaker 1I can't even say it. You're going to say something funny. I have a feeling.
Speaker 2No, it's not funny at all, no, okay.