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Ever wondered why some Beatles songs never made it to the big screen? Join us as we tackle this and other quirky questions in our latest episode. We kick off with a deep dive into the art of podcast recording, offering tips and tricks to balance audio levels and maintain crystal-clear sound without distortion. Along the way, we get personal, sharing our trials and triumphs with weight management and fasting, and how these experiences sneak into our daily routines and humor. Plus, we get candid about the anticipation and excitement surrounding an upcoming significant meeting, complete with humorous takes on our colleagues' reactions and our own quirky workplace interactions.

But that's not all! We segue into a spirited debate about the Beatles, questioning why certain songs and even Ringo Starr’s contributions didn’t make it into movies. Our discussion takes a fun turn as we dive into the world of measurements and metric units, all while sharing laughs over our musical preferences and memorable tracks, including some unexpected mentions like Weird Al Yankovic. As we wrap up, we look forward to our upcoming live video episode, discussing plans, logistics, and whether or not we'll indulge in a drink or two during the live session. Get ready for a mix of technical insights, personal anecdotes, and plenty of humor that will leave you eagerly anticipating our next live broadcast!

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Speaker 1:

Take something out I'm recording. Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 2:

I'm just gonna bring. No, I had already adjusted it last time. I don't remember how it came out though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I think it was okay, though, was it yeah?

Speaker 1:

Because I never listened.

Speaker 2:

Okay, well, I don't remember thinking.

Speaker 1:

This sounds really loud, no, or, like the microphone, can't handle the volume. No, I was more afraid it would be too low.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no. No, it was definitely not too low. I would have noticed that.

Speaker 1:

Okay. Yeah, I wasn't worried about it being too loud, okay.

Speaker 2:

No, but the last couple before that were too loud. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

I weighed myself while I was in the bathroom.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Just for fun.

Speaker 1:

That wasn't fun. No, it wasn't, it wasn't that fun.

Speaker 2:

But it didn't upset me.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Really. I mean obviously there was a gain, but I didn't get upset about it. No, not yet no, I went up to like 80. Okay, like whatever it's not 90. 80 okay, like whatever it's not 90. Um, I'm pretty sure this is okay to have because it doesn't have, like the carbs or calories or anything. Okay, but um and uh not to get too easy and I'll be over here no, no, I mean I was doing this before I met him, so it's not like anything new.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and we can still be funny.

Speaker 2:

Right, I'm still funny, even while fasting. Wow, hey.

Speaker 1:

Google, so fasting funny.

Speaker 2:

What can you consume while fasting? Calories it's a calorie thing Tea, similar to T. Hello Johannes, hi Johanna, actually. Thank you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's like when you say Johanna or Johannes or something, and then I'm thinking Johannes.

Speaker 2:

No, that's not what I'm saying, that's not what I'm trying to say anyway, uh, you're welcome for cutting that I'm talking to future you thank you uh, yeah or fuck it, yeah, okay can you keep that?

Speaker 1:

no yeah, it was fuck it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, fuck it. Yeah, it was you hung up right Like fuck it.

Speaker 1:

Johanna, no, no and no. This is.

Speaker 2:

Linnea, just a random person.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

This is Maria. Yeah, I don't know. Pick a name. Yeah, I just don't want to be Mattias.

Speaker 1:

No, don't talk to me no, um, and I'm like yeah and um, and to fuck it. You're welcome to fuck it oh, thank you that's nice of you. Okay, name a time and no, uh and I and I. Now this is funny outtakes.

Speaker 2:

It is funny outtakes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, now it's going to be um, because I get sidetracked all the time and don't remember where I was. So um, so um. Okay, you've been in meetings though.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Exciting. Sometimes, they can get kind of exciting. I think this will be very exciting oh yeah, this one's going to be tense. It's going to be a good one. It's going to be the biggest one so far, and this is the first one I'm going to attend- that's what's so great about it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because I'm there. I'm very excited for you to be there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think most people are. I'm very excited for you to be there. Yeah, I think most people are. Yeah, if they know about it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, If they know that you're going to be there they're going to be like. This is going to be so good yeah.

Speaker 1:

You know, it's going to be like people are going to be buzzing about that. Yeah, have you heard that Matias is going to be in this meeting.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he can spread rumors now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, can spread rumors, yeah, yeah, it'll be very exciting, yeah, and all the people are like yeah yeah, yes, exactly yeah, that's the reaction I get when people are talking about me I've seen it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I, I'm a, I'm a witness yeah, you're one of them, I'm one of them I was the first one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think you're the one.

Speaker 2:

I'm the only one.

Speaker 1:

If anyone would do that, it would be you.

Speaker 2:

It's just me actually. Yeah, yeah, you're the people I was talking about. And then people are just mocking me if they're doing it. Yeah, yeah, that's true, you're going to be like Lauren.

Speaker 1:

Matias yeah, that's, that's how it is. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, marie, maria or marie. Yeah, she wasn't that like what she did. Oh my god, she cut us. She might as well have.

Speaker 2:

Yeah matias, he's so great, he's so distracting. Yeah, like who? All right, and I can tell you that she doesn't usually either no so why is it a problem that you stand there maybe three minutes while I'm trying to help you with your headphones? Why is that suddenly a problem? Yeah I go straight to work after that yeah, maybe she wanted me to be at her I think she was just frustrated and tired because she had a constant work and I had little to nothing and speaking of octopus.

Speaker 1:

Uh, why wasn't that song in the movie?

Speaker 2:

Um well they had.

Speaker 1:

Uh, what they had, what you?

Speaker 2:

were going to say it. Anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

They hated water. They didn't like water, right. That's why, mm-hmm, no, what were you going to say?

Speaker 2:

Now, I don't want to interrupt you anymore. Um, yeah, I'm going to bring it up. I'm going to bring it up, boop, because of the. It was pretty much all John Lennon, paul McCartney songs, except for the one.

Speaker 1:

George Harrison yeah, it drops the song so no, ringo. No, and I just wonder Nobody liked Ringo. That's so.

Speaker 2:

They only kind of liked George.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Or that one song just happened to fit in that spot.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that one song just happened to fit in that spot.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but uh, they should have used more water. So an octopus right? Yeah, there could have been an octopus, I'm gonna reach down and grab my leg again. I think I'm okay now no stop. Oh my god, that hurts so bad.

Speaker 1:

It's so funny that it comes from the deep it does. The depth of Matthias.

Speaker 2:

Oh god. So let's see, you don't record it anywhere other than texting, right?

Speaker 1:

No, okay, you're not like me. No.

Speaker 2:

What was the date last Friday?

Speaker 1:

13.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Friday, the 13th right, remember that.

Speaker 2:

So you were 104.9, that's right oh yeah, and today I'm 104.4 on the 13th I was 80.6 and today I was 78.1, so I I like how we said. I don't know at the time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because I don't know. I don't know either, but 77.9?.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, are we keeping numbers or are we just saying? I'm just wondering do you want the numbers out there or do you want to keep those covered?

Speaker 1:

It's fine by me. I don't even know if people know what kilograms means.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I just need your permission, that's all.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because I mean, if the US people listen, they're like that's not pounds.

Speaker 2:

What about the Swedish people or Europeans? Yay, that's not pounds. What about the Swedish people or Europeans?

Speaker 1:

That's yay, that's not pounds, that's what they say.

Speaker 2:

They're going to be like wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're fatty.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

They don't know how tall I am.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I might be like two meters.

Speaker 2:

You pretty much are, you're not Not really Okay.

Speaker 1:

Maybe I'm like are You're not, not really Okay?

Speaker 2:

Maybe I'm like 230.

Speaker 1:

You're not Maybe. Okay, I'm not going to tell, because that's the mystery.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

How tall I am, not my weight All right, all right, hold on.

Speaker 2:

Okay, all right. Would you like to take a break?

Speaker 1:

Okay, do you want to take a break? Okay, do you want to take a break? I?

Speaker 2:

was thinking we would move on, but that's not happening.

Speaker 1:

So why not?

Speaker 2:

Because you don't say your line.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you never asked me. No, asked me.

Speaker 2:

No, but you should have asked me. Okay, so I forgot my line. So sorry, I'm not perfect. I just have to fix everything. Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, there's nothing else. No, and I'm Wait, I can. Am I searching the actor? Sure, if you want.

Speaker 2:

If you want to If you want to. You've already started.

Speaker 1:

So this is what the guy looks like Pizza, oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, okay, okay, maybe I kind of recognize him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I can see that it was the same person. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, guy, it feels like it's someone I'm missing.

Speaker 2:

Is it?

Speaker 1:

You don't want to tell me.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. Can I tell you yeah.

Speaker 1:

I forgot about that, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm completely blanking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean, you're too over the top now.

Speaker 2:

I know You're so clumsy, I'm trying too hard.

Speaker 1:

I mean, that's not even funny. No, I know.

Speaker 2:

I tried being funny and it didn't work out. No, I have to look at my playlist for the song.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because I know what song it is. I don't know the title. Oh Trouble, I think that was it.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that makes me think about this week when I had three Weird Al songs in a row and I'm like, yes, now I can write that I had three in a row.

Speaker 2:

And then I'm like what if there's another one?

Speaker 1:

No, I was actually I'm like, and I'm gonna, what if there's another one? No, I was actually I'm like, and I'm going to be nice and write what songs it was. So I'm like, yeah, the last one was this and the one before which was the first one. So I had to look through my list and I'm like, yes, lasagna Perfect, that was the first one. She's leaving home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which one? Which? Wow, she's leaving home. Yeah, yeah, um, yeah, which one? Which? What? Uh?

Speaker 2:

Um, now I'm pressured to find a song.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, if you want to, you don't have to.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm, okay, okay, um Cats is also on that list.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Just interrupt me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, say that again.

Speaker 2:

Cats was also. Are you gonna do it again? Oh my god, it looked like you were gonna burp again. What you look like you're gonna burp all the time.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna burp all the time. Um, yes.

Speaker 2:

Is that it? Um, what did we do last week? We had a list of some form, maybe.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, uh, friday the 13th.

Speaker 2:

Right, that was advice.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Um this week. I'd like to focus more on what?

Speaker 1:

No, uh, I'm just uh um, anticipated on what you're gonna say.

Speaker 2:

Oh, What'd you do?

Speaker 1:

anticipated on what you're gonna say oh, what'd you do my mustache hair?

Speaker 2:

uh, got stuck in the thing on the monster can do. We need to shave you maybe oh gosh okay it hurt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I believe it yeah, and almost feel it, yeah, and it's talkingaches.

Speaker 2:

No, we don't have to do that.

Speaker 1:

We don't have to talk about mustaches at all. People at work.

Speaker 2:

We can talk about what I have on my phone.

Speaker 1:

People at work are having mustaches already, and it's not even November.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, are you good? What do you want me to say about that?

Speaker 1:

No, yeah, that's it. Don't start anything, you started it.

Speaker 2:

I just I want to get through this. Can we do that? Yeah, Are you going to get all grumpy?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no.

Speaker 2:

Okay, how to take care of. Oh, I thought you would have known that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I thought you were going to say a word like procrastination.

Speaker 2:

Oh, brought to you by procrastination. Self-care, I mean it's relevant, I guess, okay, um, okay, uh, are you okay I?

Speaker 1:

am, are you?

Speaker 2:

I'm good, good, you've just brought it down a lot oh, did I, yeah, okay yeah, okay, because I have to be up in like five hours yeah you breathe in for like two seconds. Wait, you breathe in for like two seconds, wait. No, you breathe in for four seconds, and then you hold it for two and then breathe out for four okay, hold for two so do you want to take some deep breaths?

Speaker 1:

Four seconds.

Speaker 2:

Four seconds.

Speaker 1:

So how do we know when four seconds.

Speaker 2:

You count in your head.

Speaker 1:

I can count.

Speaker 2:

Yes, you can.

Speaker 1:

No, I can't, Because you have been complaining about me counting seconds before.

Speaker 2:

Are we done?

Speaker 1:

I haven't even started. Okay, okay, wait a minute Did you? Have you already breathed without me?

Speaker 2:

No, no, so we're not done. No, okay, okay, so breathe in, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

Speaker 1:

Hold it, hold it. How do I know? Force Breathe out.

Speaker 2:

And then hold that.

Speaker 1:

Wait, I need. Can you give me something so I know when to stop?

Speaker 2:

breathing in I don't know. Anyway, let's move on.

Speaker 1:

No, no no, no, what. I'm gonna make sure that I breathe in for four seconds. Wait timer? Oh, that's not good. Okay, I breathe in for four seconds. What Timer? No, oh, that's not good. Okay, breathe in. Okay, that was difficult to breathe in for four seconds.

Speaker 2:

Was it, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

I have to do it again. Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, start now Okay.

Speaker 2:

So you're not like taking in everything at once. Let it like come in slower.

Speaker 1:

Okay, right so you don't go. Yeah, but that's what you do.

Speaker 2:

Okay, all right, all right, all right.

Speaker 1:

You're thinking of huge parts? No, I'm, but that's more like the mental health, not the physical health, right?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because but not necessarily the physical health right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

But not necessarily the physical health.

Speaker 2:

No, but we're talking about mental health, yeah okay, just mental health yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

It's okay. Or mental and emotional. Oh yeah, they go hand in hand. This last part is spiritual self-care. No, it's not, because there was one. Okay, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1:

I'm just trying to be funny. That's funny. No Needed.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you're hearing this for the first time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yes, I never heard that before. What's that? Are those words?

Speaker 2:

It's not the first time you're hearing the words oh, okay, spiritual self-care. Let's see Tripod. I found the tripod. Anyway, would you like me to provide more specific suggestions based on your interests or needs?

Speaker 1:

Do you want to say more specific? Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2:

I'm asking you. Yeah, and I'm saying you don't need to bring it back to me.

Speaker 1:

I ask you Can you ever make a decision? Or do I Do, I Do, I Do I.

Speaker 2:

It wasn't a decision. It was a question.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's yeah, exactly. And am I always getting these questions? That, and am I always getting these questions? That's what it says. Okay, and what do you think?

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

All right, yes, no, it says based on your location here, here are some tailored self-care suggestions, and then it just names all things that are nearby. So that was not fun.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Do you want to talk?

Speaker 1:

Do I want to talk? Yeah, about what?

Speaker 2:

Uh about the big part.

Speaker 1:

Ah, okay, um.

Speaker 2:

Episode what I said? Video Episode yeah.

Speaker 1:

Uh, we promised the people, so Okay, what's the plan?

Speaker 2:

Oh, you tell me, I don't know you tell me, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

So in five weeks we're gonna be live uh at like this hour and uh is people, or are people gonna be like? Are they gonna be able to to talk to us, or?

Speaker 2:

there's a comment section yeah, yes, um there should be at least yeah there usually.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I don't really know what we're going to do, but we're going to talk and we might do something fun Okay.

Speaker 2:

What? Okay? Well, no, I'm just sorry, I'm thinking yeah, Important question Are we drinking?

Speaker 1:

Is it worth it? I don't think I will be drinking okay, can I drink? Yeah, I guess you can. I might be drinking.

Speaker 2:

Okay, we'll see we have a pink bottle okay, yeah we'll see where we're at at that point, if you feel comfortable going up a little bit, I, I, yeah, I don't want to gain three kilos again.

Speaker 1:

That's the problem. We'll see.

Speaker 2:

Anything else.

Speaker 1:

About that? Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 2:

That's it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let people decide what we're going to do if they want to. Otherwise, we come up with something. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we always do. Where are we?

Speaker 1:

So this is 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100 okay cool right yeah, okay, sounds, sounds plausible, possible, um yeah we'll have to have a time, I guess yeah it's gonna be hard to figure out what time that's going to be. Yeah, we have to plan this.

Speaker 2:

Mm Um.

Speaker 1:

Oh, we have to finish the drinking.

Speaker 2:

Well, if you're listening to this, you're probably sitting in your car and driving.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm Okay.

Speaker 2:

Um, if you're listening to this, sorry, hold on. Take three.

Speaker 1:

I can't even say it. You're going to say something funny. I have a feeling.

Speaker 2:

No, it's not funny at all, no, okay.

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