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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #96
What happens when you mix celebrity impersonations, family chaos, and an intense movie marathon planning session? In this episode, we unleash our comedic side as we brainstorm promotional ideas for our monumental 100th episode, dabbling in impressions of Jackie Chan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Chuck Norris. Amidst the laughter, we peel back the curtain on the unpredictable dynamics of our household, sharing the highs and energy-filled moments. We also contemplate adding new segments to our show, and there's an intriguing twist as we reveal a mysterious journal that might just change the game for our podcast.
Our spontaneous chat takes us to unexpected places—from amusing throat noises and quirky sayings to weekend plans involving family visits and the irresistible allure of smörgåstårta. We don't shy away from discussing real-life topics like exercise and weight loss, all wrapped in lighthearted humor. We even get caught up in some calendar confusion before pivoting to our epic movie marathon plans, complete with scheduling, snack breaks, and prepping for a live session. Whether it's reminiscing about a quick kebab dinner or pondering the meaning of "wrong," this episode promises to keep you entertained and coming back for more.
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Hello.
Speaker 2:Hello, does that look okay?
Speaker 1:Looks good to me.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's hope it's okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hope so too. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I think it will be fine.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, let's talk into the microphone.
Speaker 2:We're talking into the microphone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, microwave.
Speaker 2:Microphone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 2:Microphone. Yes, okay, hi.
Speaker 1:Hello, how's it going? Good, save that for later.
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't care how you're doing.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I just want to drink my water.
Speaker 1:Okay, you do that.
Speaker 2:My precepts. You can't do things like that. Okay, do you want me to die? At least you'd get it on recording okay, let's talk about something exciting okay okay, all right, mm-hmm, I have to come up with some kind of promo okay, wait for why. For number 100.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 2:And so we can share it on the social medias and maybe you can share it on your YouTube.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And I can share it on like my Facebook and stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that would be cool.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, share it on my YouTube.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Like how be cool. Yeah, share it on my youtube like how it could be a short okay, yeah, I guess would that be okay? Yeah, is that scary as long as it has action in it all right, I'll um.
Speaker 2:I'll sound like jackie chan when I talk okay, okay, I can't do. Schwarzenegger've tried, it didn't work out so well, I haven't tried, jackie. No, who else could I be?
Speaker 1:I could be Stallone maybe. Yeah, I feel he should be like one of the easier, maybe not?
Speaker 2:for you. No, nothing is easy for me.
Speaker 1:No, bruce Willis, I mean how.
Speaker 2:Hi, I'm Bruce Willis. Yeah, I mean, if you introduce yourself, that makes you that person right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if I just like talk like this and be like hi, I'm.
Speaker 2:Bruce Willis. I could also be like hi, I'm Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's like the, and now I'm Jackie Chan. That's the best kind of Impersonation. Yeah, impersonation.
Speaker 2:Hi my name is Matthias.
Speaker 1:I'm Arnold Schwarzen. Hi, my name is matthias. I'm on the swatch nigger.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, no, um, maybe not um. Chuck norris. You don't know how he sounds. He sounds like this hi, I'm chuck norris yeah, you've seen the expandables too. He was talking in that one. He was in that one, yeah, so you've seen him, yeah.
Speaker 1:One movie yes, so far.
Speaker 2:So far the one movie.
Speaker 1:It's going to be more.
Speaker 2:Unless he's had cameos in other movies that maybe I've seen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Why are we screaming?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's very loud today, yeah Well, yeah, we noticed that in the kitchen as well.
Speaker 2:He's very excited. I don't know. He just came home with a ton of energy and I was not on his level.
Speaker 1:So I was just really annoyed yeah and you thought he looked sad or he was, you know, silly sad, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you've seen Chuck Norris in other things than the Expendables 2.
Speaker 2:I don't think so I've seen that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm thinking about like cameos. Well, you haven't seen that movie with me, at least Dodgeball, you haven't seen that one.
Speaker 2:I don't think so. No, okay, I've heard of it. I'm not sure I've actually seen it though?
Speaker 1:no, we haven't seen it, but chuck norris does have a camera. He's in it for a minute. Okay, he's in it for a minute you're funny yes, I am yeah, and I mean I feel like, if you're gonna try to do impersonation was that the word?
Speaker 2:Maybe Something like that. Yeah, something like that. That's right, some do yeah, not everyone, but some people do.
Speaker 1:Something like that yeah, okay. So then you have to be really careful when you're doing the Jackie Chan or yeah, like Jackie Chan, because you don't want to sound racist when you do his accent.
Speaker 2:Well, when I do Jackie Chan, I'm going to do it like this. Okay, ready, hi, I'm Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1:And then I'm Jackie Chan. You should use the. Did you notice the resemblance? Oh, yeah, yeah, sound just like him, right? And then I'm Jackie Chan. You should use the. Did you notice the resemblance? Oh?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, sound just like him, right. Yeah, if you just say you are someone, you can just become anyone.
Speaker 1:You should use your. What is it Midwestern?
Speaker 2:My Midwestern yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for Jackie Chan yeah.
Speaker 2:Hi, I'm Jackie Chan. That's Midwestern Chinese dialect.
Speaker 1:Yes, Very cool yeah, so stupid.
Speaker 2:A few people knows it. Yeah, that's how they sound. I never found out why we needed a journal.
Speaker 1:No, you wanted it.
Speaker 2:We needed it for something you wanted two of them I did. The other one is for me, but this one's for us, and I just I don't remember why I needed it no, but if you ever think of something, you something something something like how do something like that?
Speaker 1:oh, like that.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:What was fun?
Speaker 2:This one.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's when we're doing the thing.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're doing the thing.
Speaker 1:So are we doing that thing today?
Speaker 2:I think so. That sounds good Is there anything else we should be doing? It's 96.
Speaker 1:We can remind people to what.
Speaker 2:Remind people to what no? Remind people of the 100th episode and all yeah, but maybe we should have another segment that takes up more time.
Speaker 1:Okay, I think like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, huh, yeah.
Speaker 1:You're one of those thinking people, are you Do?
Speaker 2:you like the way I talk? Yeah, yeah, isn't that kind of annoying though? Yeah.
Speaker 1:It gets kind of talk, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Isn't that kind of annoying though?
Speaker 1:It gets kind of annoying, though. Okay.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I annoy myself just when I talk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but just yourself.
Speaker 2:Just myself. Yeah, I don't annoy you.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Okay with the way that I talk.
Speaker 1:No, okay, no, it's what you say, that.
Speaker 2:Ah, that's true. Yeah, no, I get it. It's fine, I'm agreeing with you, so it's not that funny.
Speaker 1:But now when you're talking, I'm like, yeah, that you're right.
Speaker 2:I'm annoying.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, I'm annoying.
Speaker 2:I'm annoying. Why would you say that?
Speaker 1:And I like that when you're talking, you have your mo Mouth, mouth.
Speaker 2:My moth, your moth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, your mouth opened the entire time. You don't close your mouth, oh my god, oh my god. I don't close my mouth.
Speaker 2:I don't need to close my mouth. I never thought of that. Okay, let's sing some karaoke today.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Actually I have. There's no more Beatles movies. That's okay, I'm going to do it anyway.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:We're doing Beatles karaoke, mad Libs. All right, all right.
Speaker 1:Today, no, no the 100th. Oh, karaoke mad limbs, all right, all right. Today, no, no, the hundredth. Oh, that's a good one. Maybe we can try to find like some uh beatles movie it should. They should have something more than that the whole thing.
Speaker 2:We're doing the whole thing oh, uh.
Speaker 1:How many songs are we doing? Four, four is four okay. So two for you, two for me, or okay?
Speaker 2:did you want to pick a song? Because I will have it yeah okay, because I've got two random ones here now okay, so which one do you have? Um lucy and jude. Okay, so what do you want?
Speaker 1:All my loving.
Speaker 2:Okay, living Lemons.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:That first line, oh my God Okay. Close your body part, close your body part and I'll verb you. Okay, what want? What do I want? Oh my gosh. Um, I have to pick out of all the songs. If I could pick one song, I'd have to look it up beetle, beetles a beetle, a beetle, beetle beetle um, um, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. What what?
Speaker 1:eight days a week. I mean all my loving and that one's gonna be funny, though what all my loving yeah, but I kinda wanna do the eight days a week as well, but ah, that's for another time, or maybe we can do like a warm up the day before, or so.
Speaker 2:The day before is the third day.
Speaker 1:Okay, I thought it was a Saturday we were talking about.
Speaker 2:This is for the 100th.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yes, I'm sorry, okay.
Speaker 2:Alright, wait days a week.
Speaker 1:Wait days a week. Wait days a week. What did you take?
Speaker 2:I don't like the verbs there. Every time it comes up with a verb, yeah.
Speaker 1:Can I have a look See? Yeah, it's more verbs than nouns. Almost yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:But it's like repetitive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay is that okay?
Speaker 2:yeah, all right okay okay but what about today? What do you want to do?
Speaker 1:um, I don't know, let's, so we're gonna do um the mad libs and then we have to come up with something else, something not too long, I guess.
Speaker 2:Um, I don't know okay, I guess we'll figure it out yeah, we will.
Speaker 1:We have a break you don't? You don't have anything in mind like I was thinking about like today while working, uh, but I feel like we have to do some research for that like um, uh, you know swedish um sayings and stuff okay weird sayings. That makes no sense really. You know what I mean, yeah, but I feel like I can't like come up with, come up with those on top of my mind, so I feel we have to Burp. No, do a little more research. Okay, homework for that.
Speaker 2:What does?
Speaker 1:But maybe for another time. But, those are buts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those are not for me.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Those are for someone else.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you have anything in mind?
Speaker 2:Funny, weird Swedish Satan. All right, Anything you've heard of.
Speaker 1:I have heard nine out of ten.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, that's good. Good, yes, then we have something to go off of. Okay, alright, let's.
Speaker 1:I'll try to. Oh yeah, Okay, no, I can't just.
Speaker 2:You'll try to.
Speaker 1:No, I was thinking about sayings myself, you know, today, and I was trying, you know, trying to think of what I was thinking about while working.
Speaker 2:Okay, and it didn't work.
Speaker 1:I tried to remember during the episode. Okay, I remember one of them, but it won't work since it's a curse word.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I mean, we can, you know, make it know, make it better. We can, like, take a sad song and make it better is that what you want to do?
Speaker 2:a sad, a sad podcast and make it better.
Speaker 1:Yeah and um, then we'll make it better.
Speaker 2:I don't forget that was that me or you?
Speaker 1:I think it was me okay and I had my mouth open, so this it was like a throat scream.
Speaker 2:Oh, your throat screamed yeah.
Speaker 1:That's weird. Yeah, I don't know what happened really, but better.
Speaker 2:Oh, you ruined it what I said, yeah.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh okay.
Speaker 2:I ended it and you kept going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought that I was saying it. You kept going. Yeah, I thought you that I was saying it wrong. No, it was funny either way, yeah okay, well, I can cut me, continuing yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what I said, okay.
Speaker 1:I had my mouth closed, you did it was a bit better better, better, better better yeah um oh boy, for a little bit we did.
Speaker 2:We hang up the green screen. No, it was already up yeah but you didn't come over, pretty sure yes thank you, a chunk of my hair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't, I really don't know. Okay, no, no.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:My niece Farimur came to visit Uh-huh and her husband.
Speaker 2:We didn't do anything, did we?
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:Okay, so on Sunday? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:No, I was no wait.
Speaker 2:To finish the episode, because that was done first thing in the morning before you woke up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no well.
Speaker 2:To upload it maybe.
Speaker 1:No, we had to take the walk. What my family might be going away on Sunday.
Speaker 2:You included.
Speaker 1:That's not. I haven't given them a straight answer yet about that, Just a gay answer I'm like maybe.
Speaker 2:That's. Oh, my god.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:And your mom's like you're so gay and she walked away. Yeah.
Speaker 1:My gay son.
Speaker 2:Oh, my gay son, you're so silly, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:Maybe I'll stay home. Otherwise, it was talk about going to my aunt. Leave aunt, yeah, leave to my aunt. Leave aunt, yeah, leave to my aunt, no, I am.
Speaker 2:You say leave aunt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm going to say.
Speaker 2:Stop carrying me away, aunt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she always does that.
Speaker 2:She's trying to kidnap you. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Sorry, she's going happy that I'm, I lost some weight it's gonna be a lot easier uh, no, and um, so yeah, um, I'll, we'll see what I I will be doing, because we're gonna have smörgåstårta if I'm going with them. That's the.
Speaker 2:I can't really compete with that, can I?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Smörgåstårta or walk slash jog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yes.
Speaker 2:We have to start jogging.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's true, maybe I'll stay home.
Speaker 2:No, stay with the sad face yeah we'll see. Okay.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that was Sunday.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Right, right. I really have to start looking at my calendar because I don't remember anything that happens throughout the week.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:All right. What day was that?
Speaker 1:20? Yeah, are you keeping track on both of us?
Speaker 2:No, really yeah. So how much is that?
Speaker 1:0, both of us? No, really yeah. So how much is that? 0.8.
Speaker 2:Minus 0.8. Okay, so say that.
Speaker 1:What Say, that Say what.
Speaker 2:That you lost 78.1, 77.7. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Should we take them now or after the break?
Speaker 2:Can we try to do it quickly?
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Or do you want to?
Speaker 1:take it. Oh yeah, yeah, we can do it quick, Quick, quick Quick quick. Yeah, quickly, what else I was going to say something I don't remember Bruce Willis? He was chased. No, I lost it. I completely lost what I was going to say. That's okay, but okay. So this is a musical, another musical about you know, based on Beatles songs.
Speaker 2:I punched the table.
Speaker 1:You did. Sorry, hjältser, just Okay, so this is a little bit risky. There's a bad word okay, that's okay but um I don't have a dog because it's buried um, uh, no, um no, I, I, exactly I, I didn't.
Speaker 2:That's very nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Good job, Matias.
Speaker 1:Thank you, summer bonus.
Speaker 2:Very proud of you.
Speaker 1:Sauner, sauner.
Speaker 2:Sauner bonus.
Speaker 1:Summer bonus. Okay To take a dump in the blue cabinet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you want to say that without a question mark I can't get it out.
Speaker 1:Do we have? Do we have, do we have?
Speaker 2:Do we have what?
Speaker 1:A lot left. How far in? We have plenty, okay, good.
Speaker 2:We are this far. We're like halfway yeah, halfway through the book. That's good, but at some point we have to buy a new one yeah, I wanted to side note here okay to be cut because it's not relevant to anything, but I've been wanting to go to the outlet but you have different lunches yeah, I know, and I don't want to have that, I don't want to. I'm really sorry yeah I don't really want to miss my time with you.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But I kind of want to go to the outlet.
Speaker 1:I know. So I guess, maybe, I guess I I could go, we can go and I'll take my lunch afterwards.
Speaker 2:But then you have to wait an even longer date.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that's okay.
Speaker 2:Would that be okay or?
Speaker 1:should.
Speaker 2:I go to the outlet first and then have my lunch with you.
Speaker 1:I kind of also want to go to the outlet, but I can't go to the outlet after my lunch because that's when they close the thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, so stupid, Okay, well then if they open back up on Wednesday, maybe I can just meet you like halfway you know stairs halfway. Yeah, okay, Like when your lunch starts, we can go. Yeah, because I've been wanting to look for like keto book and um yeah, a mad libs would be good too. That would be good and more of those little books I hope they have more mad libs that would be cool.
Speaker 1:It would be good to look at these yeah, it was so cool to find this one.
Speaker 2:This was really good yeah but yeah, I was thinking about that, like since they opened up, wasn't like last week? I was like I want to go to the outlet, but I I really want to spend my time with you too yeah, is it still at?
Speaker 1:uh on uh yeah is it? Still on uh wednesdays and th.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they were closed yesterday.
Speaker 1:What's the word?
Speaker 2:Grease no, did you hear it? What Did you hear it?
Speaker 1:Did I hear what Grease Grease?
Speaker 2:Yeah, grease is the word that you heard. It's got a groove, it's got a meaning.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't know what you're talking about, so I'm just going to continue.
Speaker 2:Should I do the voiceover for Rocky Horror? Would that be funny or would it be dumb?
Speaker 1:Right now. No not now. Oh yeah, like the entire movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It would be funny.
Speaker 2:Are you going to be here for that, or should I do it myself?
Speaker 1:You can do it yourself. Are you going to cut it together on top of the movie?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or you can be on video call, but you would have to be muted so you can laugh at me. Okay, I think it would just be a really fun challenge for me too.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Anyway, sorry, plural think it would just be a really fun challenge for me too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, anyway sorry, plural noun. Is that an adjective? You're a wrong person. It doesn't. Hey, google define wrong. Oh, that's not really shut up. Is wrong an adjective?
Speaker 1:yes, it is used to describe something. Okay, you uh Okay.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I'm having a really hard time with words today.
Speaker 1:It's not my day, so did I.
Speaker 2:Adjective.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm just gonna write sci-fi, okay. So you know what?
Speaker 2:that means Okay, I'm tripping over every single word in this I am tripping over every single word in this.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I want to. Maybe I do want to know more, but maybe we shouldn't talk about that.
Speaker 2:We're not getting into that.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Gladiators.
Speaker 1:Gladiators Okay.
Speaker 2:They're happy Alligators, I think, yes. Gladiators, can I make another side note here? Yeah, I think, yes, gladiators, can I make another side note here? Yeah, I kind of like the, you know this like you know how, uh, bob Ben at the end of bestie test. She kind of like does it yeah, she like uh recap recap, yeah, of all the things that we've learned today yeah, that's true that's a thing now.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, that is fun.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm and.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure, maybe it was.
Speaker 2:It might have been. I'm going to have to double check again.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, why can't you just know things? So this is Because I suck 96, 97. Oh no, 97, 98, 99. We will be going live on that day. We're going to have to really time out the movies and set it in a block schedule. Give us time for a quick snack break in between.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then the next movie. A break for a walk yeah and then after the walk, we'll have to set up. We need set up time and then go live yeah, we'll figure that out.
Speaker 1:We're gonna have to yeah, I, we also have to, you know, check what movies it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can check that well, if you give me the times of the movies, I can fix the schedule. Yeah, um, if it ends up being too much time, we'll just get something quick and easy for dinner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2:Like today. That went really quickly with the kebab.
Speaker 1:Yeah, very good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, uh.
