#96: Teeth Everywhere

In which Lauren & Mattias discuss strange swedish sayings. They discuss their recent movie night films, and roam through various topics such as cats around porridge and holes in pants. They get distracted by teeth as they do a couple warm up mad libs.

Content:

Opening

• Sad opening

Weekly check in

• Weight update

Movie on!

• Once Upon A Time In Venice
• Across The Universe

Intermission
Weird swedish sayings
Mad Libs
Wrap up

• What’s ruining our lives
• Live Mad Libs October 5, 2024

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:06

in a world where everything is unscripted. This is roasty, toasty, toasty. Let's start it. Very sad.

Speaker 2 0:16

Okay, I can do that I can make things really sad. I have a sad life, you know yeah you want me to tell you all the sad things about me.

Speaker 1 0:26

Yeah, in your life.

Speaker 2 0:27

About in my life. Well, to start off, I'm an orphan.

Speaker 1 0:31

Oh yeah, and I'm 31.

Speaker 2 0:32

Yeah, the 31 part was the sadder part oh.

Speaker 1 0:35

It's really sad, yeah, because I'm old. Speak up no, no, I just see those smaller.

Speaker 2 0:44

Okay, so well, I was trying to be sad, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 0:47

Like sound sad.

Speaker 2 0:49

Like a sad low voice, but I can be sad with a slightly louder voice, loud, sad. Loud, sad. I'm going to be like scream, crying.

Speaker 1 1:00

Loud sad Lad. I'm glad, no, not glad.

Speaker 2 1:04

Oh.

Speaker 1 1:05

Just lad. I'm glad. No, not glad. Oh, just lad.

Speaker 2 1:06

I'm not a lad.

Speaker 1 1:09

Without the G Wait a minute.

Speaker 2 1:12

Hold on, hold on. I might already be one of those. I'm allowed, I'm allowed. I'm a lad without the G. I think that makes sense.

Speaker 1 1:23

Yeah, and now I'm down here.

Speaker 2 1:26

Where'd you go? Oh, here I am. Oh, boy, are you coming back? Yeah, hi, here I am. Okay, okay, so it's time to make this better.

Speaker 1 1:36

Yeah, let's start this. Yes, finally.

Speaker 2 1:41

Finally, Go, go, go, go go. Are you going to savor it or are you going to chug it all at?

Speaker 1 1:50

once Savor it.

Speaker 2 1:51

Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:52

Yeah, I'm going to savor it.

Speaker 2 1:54

Okay.

Speaker 1 1:55

I never said it like that before. No, no, that's good.

Speaker 2 1:59

Did it feel good? Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 2:00

I feel like an English-speaking person now.

Speaker 2 2:05

Are you sophisticated? Yes, did the mature chatter make you a bit more mature. I think so Slowly, but it got there. It was a journey.

Speaker 1 2:15

Yeah Well, when it's out of my system, I'm going to be my old self again.

Speaker 2 2:20

Okay.

Speaker 1 2:21

The stupid guy. Okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 2:24

It's your turn, it's my turn, yeah.

Speaker 1 2:26

So then I can say hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matias.

Speaker 2 2:33

I'm Lauren.

Speaker 1 2:34

Yes, and we're gonna be your friends for an hour or so. Yeah, how does that sound?

Speaker 2 2:41

I think everyone's happy with that.

Speaker 1 2:42

Good, we're going to have fun today.

Speaker 2 2:45

We are, yeah, lots of fun, all the fun, right now.

Speaker 1 2:48

Oh yeah, we're starting a little bit sad.

Speaker 2 2:52

It was sad and now it's better. Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:53

Now we're making it better.

Speaker 2 2:55

Better, better, better, better, better yeah.

Speaker 1 3:01

Matias, how are you doing? I'm good and I have a question for you.

Speaker 2 3:05

All right, is it a personal question?

Speaker 1 3:08

Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 3:09

Oh, I don't know if I can answer.

Speaker 1 3:10

How are you doing?

Speaker 2 3:11

That's cutting it close In my feelings.

Speaker 1 3:14

Yeah, I'm cutting your feelings.

Speaker 2 3:16

You're cutting my feelings. We already did kick you in the feelings.

Speaker 1 3:19

I don't know if we can do that Well, we escalated. Take, I don't know if we can do that Well, we're escalating.

Speaker 2 3:25

Take it a step up.

Speaker 1 3:26

Yeah, shoot your feelings.

Speaker 2 3:29

Shoot you in the feelings. It hurt. You were hurt by feelings. Yeah, I'm doing good.

Speaker 1 3:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2 3:36

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 3:37

Okay so.

Speaker 2 3:39

We're good.

Speaker 1 3:40

We are good, and now we're going to talk about this week.

Speaker 2 3:44

Let's do that.

Speaker 1 3:45

Yeah, it's been an interesting week.

Speaker 2 3:48

It has been a week.

Speaker 1 3:50

Did I say that right?

Speaker 2 3:51

Yes, good Saturday.

Speaker 1 3:53

Yes, what happened?

Speaker 2 3:54

We went to the gym.

Speaker 1 3:56

We did.

Speaker 2 3:56

I guess we did good, we worked hard, probably Pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, no, I believe I was satisfied I got all the things I wanted to do done, mm-hmm. So.

Speaker 1 4:07

That's always good.

Speaker 2 4:08

Yeah, and I plan on doing that again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 4:11

Yeah.

Mushroom Picking, Dentist Visits, Fasting

Speaker 2 4:12

Yeah, and then did we do anything after that. You did come over for a little bit and then maybe you left.

Speaker 1 4:18

Yeah, probably, or did we no, no. No.

Speaker 2 4:22

We brought you home so that my life partner could go pick mushrooms. Oh, yeah. In the woods. And well, sick Child and I, we followed him into the woods in the car In the car, yeah, and Sick Child fell asleep.

Speaker 1 4:38

You went with the car into the woods.

Speaker 2 4:43

No, no, he pulled over to the side of the road. Okay, and by the time we got there, Sick Child had fallen asleep. I was like, oh no, I have to sit in the car with Sick Child while you go pick mushrooms. I mean, the thing is is that I like the mushrooms that he picks, but my stomach does not agree with them, so it's really just a bummer.

Speaker 1 5:06

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:06

Because then I know he's just going to eat them in front of me and I'm going to be sad, and so there's no happiness here.

Speaker 1 5:15

No no.

Speaker 2 5:16

So it's not really that fun.

Speaker 1 5:17

No.

Speaker 2 5:18

But I was happy that sick child slept pretty much the entire time he was out there.

Speaker 1 5:24

That was good.

Speaker 2 5:25

Yeah, I was happy about that and I just snacked in the car.

Speaker 1 5:29

Okay, were you like listening to music or?

Speaker 2 5:32

Yeah, and playing on my phone.

Speaker 1 5:35

Yeah, sounds like a good time.

Speaker 2 5:36

I had a good time.

Speaker 1 5:38

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:38

Did you do anything exciting?

Speaker 1 5:41

My niece grandmother.

Speaker 2 5:43

What part of your body is that? Don't know, I really don't know I mean, isn't your niece grandmother the same person as the rest of your body's grandmother?

Speaker 1 5:55

I don't know, I, I can't even speculate in that. All right, can you?

Speaker 2 6:00

no, no, so I was just wondering, yeah we have to ask experts about that all right, we need a guest expert yeah, uh, anyhow you had visitors yes, uh, we had visitors and yeah, that was nice.

Speaker 1 6:16

I I like her farmer okay, I can. Yeah, that's what I can say on On Sunday. Yes.

Speaker 2 6:24

I guess I cleaned.

Speaker 1 6:26

I remember what I was doing.

Speaker 2 6:27

What were you doing?

Speaker 1 6:28

Waiting for you to, was I waiting for you?

Speaker 2 6:31

Why were you waiting for me?

Speaker 1 6:32

We were going for a walk.

Speaker 2 6:34

Oh, we went for a walk, that's right. Yeah, I did my things at home and then I brought my daughter to gymnastics and then, well, I dropped her off at home, and then I came and to you and we went for a walk.

Speaker 1 6:51

Yeah, and I've been like waiting for hours, yeah, but yeah it was.

Speaker 2 6:54

You knew it was gonna be later yes, I did.

Speaker 1 6:57

I didn't, I just didn't know when, how late. Yeah, um, but I mean I, yeah, but I mean I watched YouTube the entire day, so I was happy.

Speaker 2 7:07

Good, and we're going to do that again on Sunday.

Speaker 1 7:10

Okay.

Speaker 2 7:11

Hopefully it's not raining.

Speaker 1 7:12

Yeah, and then Monday.

Speaker 2 7:15

Monday happened, happened.

Speaker 1 7:17

I don't think Monday was a very interesting day. No, no.

Speaker 2 7:22

No, I got a call from my doctor though.

Speaker 1 7:24

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 7:25

He said that he's going to actually try to help me for once. Wow, after several months I told him that I had lost weight and he was like, yeah, that's cool, wow, thanks. Oh, yeah, my oldest had a dentist appointment. Yeah, I had a dentist appointment.

Speaker 2 7:42

Yeah. So I left work early and he arrived to the dentist's office four minutes before his appointment and he says Mom, I need new pants. I was like okay. He's like I only have one pair of pants and I have a giant hole in my butt. I was like okay. So we went into the dentist's office. He actually had a loose tooth that was bothering him. Okay, it was a happy coincidence that we went into the dentist's office.

Speaker 1 8:12

That had nothing to do with the butt.

Speaker 2 8:14

No, it had nothing to do with his butt. That would be weird.

Speaker 1 8:19

He had a loose tooth in my butt.

Speaker 2 8:21

Well, the dentist, you know know, did what she wanted to do, and then my son was like can you just pull out my tooth? It's really hurting me. And she's like, yeah, okay, and she poked it and he's like ow, and then she just pop, it, just popped right out, really yeah. He was like, oh, so much better. It was like an immediate relief for him. So that was good. And then, after the appointment, we rushed into the nearest bigger town, city, town, I don't know what to call it Anyway and we found three pairs of pants and six pairs of underwear, which was way more than I wanted to spend, but he has pants and underwear.

Speaker 1 9:06

That's good.

Speaker 2 9:06

Yeah, that was my adventures on Monday.

Speaker 1 9:08

Yeah, funny how we were talking about ripping pants just a few episodes ago.

Speaker 2 9:16

For Friday, the 13th. Oh, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 9:19

And then he's like I'm going to be the one who does that.

Speaker 2 9:23

He wanted to do that.

Speaker 1 9:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2 9:25

He wanted to try it out.

Speaker 1 9:26

He didn't like it no.

Speaker 2 9:29

On Tuesday was a day I worked out with a bunch of old people, a bunch of old ladies.

Speaker 1 9:35

Oh.

Speaker 2 9:35

It was a lot of fun. Actually, I ran out of breath. There was a lot of running involved.

Speaker 1 9:41

Okay, so did they have better.

Speaker 2 9:44

Yeah, well, they do this every week. So, or at least the leader does this every week and she's like running back and forth and I'm trying to keep up and so it was really fun though they did better than you well she did better than me. The rest of the group was like a bunch of old ladies.

Speaker 1 10:01

They were worse than you.

Speaker 2 10:02

Yes, cool, yes, and then they were all in awe by the end of the the the thing, because I was so flexible, I was like spaghetti. That's what they said. I wasn't really sure what that meant, but okay good, I don't know I mean, either I'm stiff like raw spaghetti or I'm just floppy.

Speaker 1 10:26

Yeah, you're probably cooked.

Speaker 2 10:28

I'm cooked spaghetti so I'm very floppy.

Speaker 1 10:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2 10:32

You could just wiggle me around. Yeah, I guess that's a good thing. Wednesday, we celebrated my 10th year in Sweden. Yeah, it's been 10 years since my oldest and I moved to Sweden, and that's pretty cool, pretty exciting. We celebrated with smørgårdsårta.

Speaker 1 10:51

Yeah, sandwich cake.

Speaker 2 10:54

Yeah, and princess torta.

Speaker 1 10:55

Yeah, princess cake.

Speaker 2 10:57

Princess cake. It's a green cake.

Speaker 1 10:59

It's good.

Speaker 2 11:00

It is good, it was so good. We ate so much, I ate so much, I ate way too much. And we celebrated eating by going for a walk yeah, we did yeah, it was so worth it, though it was so good very good.

Speaker 1 11:16

And then the day after we, we were fasting yeah, that yesterday you fasted on purpose. Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:25

For, like the first time.

Speaker 1 11:26

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:27

I think we got through. It must have been at least 18 hours.

Speaker 1 11:31

Yeah, it wasn't 24.

Speaker 2 11:33

No, it was like 17, 18 hours.

Speaker 1 11:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:36

That's pretty good, yeah. And then you started an apple diet.

Speaker 1 11:41

Yeah, I had a couple of apples.

Speaker 2 11:47

That's all we saw you eat and we never got proof that you ate anything else.

Speaker 1 11:49

No, I did eat hamburgers when I got home okay, sure I'm sure you did.

Speaker 2 11:54

Yeah, it wasn't just apples now, this is a hamburger keep telling yourself that's a hamburger. We all know it's an apple.

Speaker 1 12:06

Yeah, and I mean, it's not like I just looked at my socks and said I was eating hamburgers.

Speaker 2 12:13

You have hamburgers on your socks.

Speaker 1 12:15

Oh, darn, it.

Speaker 2 12:16

Yeah, no, those are apples yeah.

Speaker 1 12:19

Apple socks.

Speaker 2 12:21

I can get you apple socks Okay.

Speaker 1 12:24

That'd be nice.

Speaker 2 12:25

I know, so that was yesterday.

Speaker 1 12:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:29

And let's give a weight update.

Speaker 1 12:33

Weight update. Weight update we need a song.

Speaker 2 12:36

Weight update yeah, let's see Last. Are we going by Friday or Monday?

Speaker 1 12:42

Shouldn't it be Friday?

Speaker 2 12:43

All right.

Speaker 1 12:44

I lost 0.8. Kilos, kilograms.

Speaker 2 12:47

Right, okay, what about me? So I lost 1.1.

Speaker 1 12:52

Wait, isn't that 0.4?

Speaker 2 12:55

1.4.

Speaker 1 12:56

No, just 0.4.

Speaker 2 12:57

Just 0.4?

Speaker 1 12:57

0.4.

Speaker 2 12:59

Oh yeah, I guess. Well, I was trying to feel better about myself. I Well, I was trying to feel better about myself. I'm sorry. Yeah, you know whatever. I lost 0.4 kilos. I want to see how much that is in pounds so that other people know what was it. 0.4 kilograms, that's not even one pound, that's 0.8 of a pound.

Speaker 1 13:18

Okay, so I got or 88.

Speaker 2 13:20

I don't know.

Speaker 1 13:21

Okay, so I'm 1.67.

Speaker 2 13:25

Oh yeah, you lost one pound, almost two.

Speaker 1 13:29

Yeah, almost two.

Speaker 2 13:31

And I lost almost one. Good, I guess that's okay.

Speaker 1 13:34

That's okay.

Speaker 2 13:35

That's okay.

Speaker 1 13:36

At least we're losing.

Speaker 2 13:38

Yeah, I'm feeling more confident about this weekend. I think it's going to go better.

Speaker 1 13:42

Yeah.

Speaker 2 13:43

Because last Sunday I completely lost it with my cravings. Oh my God. I emptied out the cabinets, but on the plus side, I removed a lot of temptations.

Speaker 1 13:56

Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 13:57

So yeah, that was my struggle. We also had the cakes on Wednesday, so yeah it takes time to come back from that. So I'm thinking that we're okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 14:08

We're done with this week.

Speaker 2 14:10

Right.

Speaker 1 14:11

So now it's going to be a better week.

Speaker 2 14:13

Yeah, we're just going to start rolling downhill next week.

Speaker 1 14:16

Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. It's easier to roll when you're fat, though.

Speaker 2 14:21

Right, that's true.

Speaker 1 14:23

Yeah, but I mean we have to do that. Anyways, it's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 14:34

Yeah, all right. And today is Friday, it is September 27th, it is 2024.

Speaker 1 14:37

And we did watch movies.

Speaker 2 14:38

Yes, we did All right, so would you like to move on?

Speaker 1 14:41

Yeah.

Speaker 2 14:41

All right.

Speaker 1 14:42

Let's move on Awesome awesome.

Speaker 2 14:43

That's so much better. I'm sorry I missed it up last week. I don't know what I was thinking today.

Speaker 1 14:49

We watched once upon a time in venice and across the universe yes I'm gonna tell you as much as I what no, I, I just wanted to say that I I thought I was so smart you are very smart, smart.

Speaker 1 15:03

When I made this list, you know, of Bruce Willis movies, I got up from Fifth Element up to the whole 10 yards and then I needed a Bruce Willis movie with 11 in it and I'm like I can't find it, until I saw this movie and then I remembered my Spanish from school. That 11 is once, yeah, and that's how you spell once. So that's why this is 11. Right In my list.

Speaker 2 15:40

Yeah, it's stupid, it's very clever. Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 15:44

I thought so too. I was so happy when I realized that.

Speaker 2 15:48

I want to try to tell you about this movie.

Speaker 1 15:50

Okay, do that.

Speaker 2 15:51

This is a movie with Bruce Willis, Also Jason Momoa.

Speaker 1 15:56

Yes.

Speaker 2 15:56

Not the Rock.

Speaker 1 15:57

No.

Speaker 2 15:58

I thought the Rock was in it.

Speaker 1 15:59

Yeah, but no, no he wasn't there.

Speaker 2 16:02

There was a whole bunch of other people.

Speaker 1 16:03

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:04

Random people, which was cool.

Speaker 1 16:06

Like John Goodman.

Speaker 2 16:07

Yeah, he's cool. He's done a lot of movies.

Whimsical Swedish Expressions

Speaker 1 16:11

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:12

Let's see what did happen in this movie. So Bruce Willis has a dog.

Speaker 1 16:16

Yes, Okay, yes.

Speaker 2 16:18

And Jason Momoa steals the dog. Why? Because Bruce Willis decided to destroy Jason Momoa's garage and steal his car which was stolen from someone else. That's a different story. So Bruce Willis is really just doing everything he can to save this dog and get it back, and a lot of things happen on the way.

Speaker 1 16:42

Yes.

Speaker 2 16:42

And yeah, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 16:45

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:45

He beats up some bad guys and everything is good.

Speaker 1 16:49

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:49

It's a funny movie. Yeah, I enjoyed it. It made me laugh and John Coopman was funny.

Speaker 1 16:55

Yeah, oh my gosh, he's like the best part, yeah.

Speaker 2 16:58

I liked his sad face, yeah, and the dog was cute.

Speaker 1 17:10

I like the dog, yeah and the rock was not in this movie. No, and I think that's all I had to say about that.

Speaker 2 17:13

Yeah, so we can't really do a history lesson no about this movie because he wasn't a part of it no no, your turn uh, okay, my turn about this movie.

Speaker 1 17:21

Uh, yes, uh, you're right about the rock what about the rock?

Speaker 2 17:24

about the rock not being in? Yes, you're right About the Rock.

Speaker 1 17:26

What About the Rock About?

Speaker 2 17:27

The Rock Not being in the movie.

Speaker 1 17:28

Yeah, you're right about that, Thank, you. And you're right about the synopsis of this movie.

Speaker 2 17:33

Right.

Speaker 1 17:34

You're right about that.

Speaker 2 17:35

Thank you.

Speaker 1 17:36

And you're right about it wasn't fun.

Speaker 2 17:40

Are you going to come up with anything else?

Speaker 1 17:42

No.

Speaker 2 17:43

Yes, we've established that everything I recently said was correct.

Speaker 1 17:49

Yes.

Speaker 2 17:49

I did not lie.

Speaker 1 17:51

No.

Speaker 2 17:51

A single time. What did you think of the movie?

Speaker 1 17:55

I thought it was funny, just like you. And it starts pretty Starch.

Speaker 2 18:03

It's starch.

Speaker 1 18:05

It starts pretty, you know, a little bit slow, but it soon picks up the pace. And also Bruce Willis is chased. Well, he's in the nude on a skateboard.

Speaker 2 18:20

He runs around naked a lot.

Speaker 1 18:21

Yeah, it does. It's kind of a weird movie also, but fun at the same time. And you know it's a good movie, Maybe not his best movie, but still pretty good. And for being a newer Bruce Willis movie, that's saying something, Because he hasn't been, you know, doing his best work in the later years of his career, but this one is one of the exceptions. Okay, yeah, that's what I had to say about this movie.

Speaker 2 18:55

Okay.

Speaker 1 18:56

So now we can go to the next movie Across the Universe. So this is another musical based on the Beatles songs, and this one does it a little bit serious than the last one, the Sgt Pepper one. Okay, so this is about A guy named Jude what?

Speaker 2 19:20

Yeah, where'd they get that name from?

Speaker 1 19:22

I don't know, I have no idea. Okay, and also a girl named Lucy.

Speaker 2 19:27

Why.

Speaker 1 19:30

And I don't understand why they had a character called Max but they never used the song.

Speaker 2 19:38

No.

Speaker 1 19:39

I wanted him to be a psychopath.

Speaker 2 19:46

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 19:46

Well, he was headed that way, yeah, so I was just waiting for it, but it never happened. But yes, um, so this jude guy, he's like from liverpool, he goes to the states and he meets these other people, you know, like Max and Lucy and those and yeah, there's a love story, and they sing some songs, some Beatles songs and yeah, what else?

Speaker 2 20:18

Gets really trippy.

Speaker 1 20:19

Yeah, it does Really trippy. What else it gets really trippy? Yeah, it does Really trippy, but it also that kind of feels like the Yellow Submarine.

Speaker 2 20:27

Yeah.

Speaker 1 20:29

It's in the Beatles spirit.

Speaker 2 20:32

Yeah.

Speaker 1 20:32

Yeah, but I mean I like this movie. It's kind of fun. Actually I don't hate the last week's movie, but it's kind of fun to see from such different perspectives that the movies had and to see both sides. So yeah, it was really interesting. What did you think about this movie?

Speaker 2 20:58

I enjoyed it. I would have done it differently.

Speaker 1 21:01

Like how, if I can, can I don't know no, okay but I did, I did enjoy it.

Speaker 2 21:06

I enjoyed the songs. They used some similar songs from last week yes but also some songs that were not used last week, so it was a nice variety and also they didn't use some songs that they did last week.

Speaker 1 21:23

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 21:25

Yeah, it was a nice variety, so it was good, that's all.

Speaker 1 21:29

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:30

I enjoyed the movie. Do we have to do favorite songs?

Speaker 1 21:34

If you want to.

Speaker 2 21:35

Okay, In this movie my favorite song was Something.

Speaker 1 21:40

Okay.

Speaker 2 21:40

That's the title of the song Just Something. Something. That's the title of the song Just something.

Speaker 1 21:45

Yeah, okay, I mean, one of my favorite Beatles songs is All my Loving.

Speaker 2 21:53

And they used that one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 21:55

So I was happy about that.

Speaker 2 21:56

Yeah, that was good yeah.

Speaker 1 21:58

So I'm going to say that one.

Speaker 2 21:59

All right. Anything else? No, I don't think so, all right.

Speaker 1 22:01

Anything else?

Speaker 2 22:01

No, I don't think so All right, would you like to take a break?

Speaker 1 22:03

Let's take a break.

Speaker 2 22:05

We're going to do that and we'll be right back.

Speaker 1 22:07

Yes, Hello and welcome. Yeah, welcome back.

Speaker 2 22:22

You want to try that again? Hello and welcome back.

Speaker 1 22:23

Hello, welcome, yeah, welcome back. You want to try that again? Hello and welcome back. Hello, yeah, it was a nice break we had.

Speaker 2 22:29

It was a very nice break.

Speaker 1 22:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 22:30

And we're ready to start up again.

Speaker 1 22:32

Yes, we are.

Speaker 2 22:33

All right. Yeah, that's cool that we took a break. Yeah, yes, it is.

Speaker 1 22:39

So I was thinking today.

Speaker 2 22:42

Wow.

Speaker 1 22:42

Yeah, crazy, one of those days.

Speaker 2 22:45

Who would have thunk?

Speaker 1 22:47

Me actually so funny. Now, in Swedish, we have a lot of weird sayings. Yeah, weird sayings, yeah, and um, yeah, I mean um, I told you, and we now we have like come up with a few, I don't know a few ones here. Yeah, is, is this okay to say, or should we, you know, start it in another way? I don't know I did think today so you did.

Speaker 2 23:17

Oh okay, so it's. You're running on steam. Now it's just smoke.

Speaker 1 23:23

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:23

There's not much thinking going on either.

Speaker 1 23:25

No, no, soon, I'm going to be out.

Speaker 2 23:30

All right, okay, so we better get through this.

Speaker 1 23:33

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:33

So it's kind of relevant, since I've been here for 10 years in Sweden.

Speaker 1 23:38

Yeah, I didn't think about that today, but now when you mentioned it. Yes, it is very relevant.

Speaker 2 23:46

So we're going to go through some quirky sayings that can sound quite odd when translated directly. Yeah, swedish expressions.

Speaker 1 23:54

Yes.

Speaker 2 23:55

So you have the list. You are free to start when you're ready.

Speaker 1 24:00

Okay, Number one we have.

Speaker 2 24:04

So that means no cow on the ice.

Speaker 1 24:06

Yeah.

Speaker 2 24:07

And that means there's no need to worry. Everything is under control.

Speaker 1 24:11

Yeah, exactly, and.

Speaker 2 24:13

People say these things often, or yeah.

Speaker 1 24:17

This is very common.

Speaker 2 24:18

Okay. So if someone is really worried about something, you should just tell them there's no cow on the ice. No, exactly so there's nothing to be worried about.

Speaker 1 24:28

Yeah, I mean you should be worried if there are cows on the ice.

Speaker 2 24:32

Because then they're going to go through.

Speaker 1 24:33

Yeah.

Speaker 2 24:34

That would be scary. Yeah, exactly, no cow likes that.

Speaker 1 24:37

No, we don't want animals to get hurt or freeze to death.

Speaker 2 24:43

Not frozen alive.

Speaker 1 24:44

No.

Speaker 2 24:44

If they've already been slaughtered, then I don't think they'll care about being frozen.

Speaker 1 24:49

Then you can throw them on the ice, I guess.

Speaker 2 24:52

I guess, or in the freezer, preferably.

Speaker 1 24:55

Yeah, that would be better.

Speaker 2 24:56

Yeah, not on the ice. Oh my god, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 25:01

Okay, next Next number two is alright. Okay, next Next number two is det är ingen fara på taket.

Speaker 2 25:08

There's no danger on the roof, similar to no worries or no big deal. Yeah, okay, so there's no danger on the roof. It's not on fire. No, exactly, and that might be a bad thing. The roof is not on fire. The roof is supposed to be on fire, right? Is it, the roof, the roof. The roof is on fire. I don't know, Maybe it's a good thing, maybe it's a bad thing.

Speaker 1 25:28

I never really got an answer to that. No, I don't know what the danger would be on the roof, is it?

Speaker 2 25:36

Santa Karlsson yeah, he's from, he's on the roof. Yeah, astrid Lindgren yeah, he's a weird character, isn't he? He is.

Speaker 1 25:46

But I liked him. He was probably one of my favorite Astrid Lindgren characters.

Speaker 2 25:53

I thought it was kind of funny. It was this little boy, you know character, with the voice of a man.

Speaker 1 25:59

Yeah.

Speaker 2 26:00

The voiceover.

Speaker 1 26:01

Yeah.

Speaker 2 26:02

It was kind of funny.

Speaker 1 26:03

Yeah, but it can also be Santa.

Speaker 2 26:05

It could be Santa. If Is he a danger on the roof.

Speaker 1 26:09

Have you ever heard the Weird Al song?

Speaker 2 26:12

The night Santa went crazy.

Speaker 1 26:13

Yeah, yeah, I guess in that situation.

Speaker 2 26:16

It would be a danger, mm-hmm, okay. So yeah, that's probably where that comes from. So don't throw pearls to pigs, so don't waste valuable things on those who won't appreciate them exactly. Okay. So basically, you have a person who really doesn't care about you. You can give them whatever you want and they're going to be like whatever.

Speaker 1 26:42

Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 26:44

Yeah, I mean, that makes sense, that is reasonable.

Speaker 1 26:47

Yeah, but I mean it could be offensive to pigs. I guess, they could be like they could be sophisticated. Yeah, and they're like why can't we have the pearls?

Speaker 2 26:59

Right. Why are you wasting on this guy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 27:01

Why are you wasting on this?

Speaker 2 27:02

guy. Yeah, why are you giving pearls to a guy? First of all, yeah. And we want them. They look delicious.

Speaker 1 27:09

Exactly.

Speaker 2 27:11

I don't know. I heard that pigs eat everything.

Speaker 1 27:14

Probably Number four. Number four Nu är det, kokta, fläsket stekt.

Speaker 2 27:19

Now the boiled pork is fried, which means the situation has gone wrong, Kind of like saying now you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 27:27

Now you're in trouble. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 27:31

That's the last straw.

Speaker 1 27:33

Yeah, exactly which is also a funny saying.

Speaker 2 27:36

I guess that's the last straw. There's no more straws. You used up all the straws, yeah, and now there's nones. You used up all the straws, yeah. And now there's none left. Now you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 27:46

Isn't it something like that's the straw that broke some things back, or?

Speaker 2 27:52

Broke the yeah someone's back.

Speaker 1 27:54

Yeah.

Speaker 2 27:55

Why did a straw break someone's back?

Speaker 1 27:57

I don't know.

Speaker 2 27:58

How.

Speaker 1 27:59

But we also have the. Det var droppen som fick bägaren att rinna över that's the drop.

Speaker 2 28:06

The drop.

Speaker 1 28:07

Droplet.

Speaker 2 28:08

The drop.

Speaker 1 28:09

The drop.

Speaker 2 28:10

Yeah, or I guess droplet actually. No, you might be right.

Speaker 1 28:13

The droplet that made the goblet Bowl Bowl To overflow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 28:19

I don't know, okay, the dro to overflow. Yeah, I don't know, okay, the droplet that made the bowl overflow.

Speaker 1 28:23

Yeah, it was filled with water. Yeah, yeah, that's also one way of saying it.

Speaker 2 28:28

That you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 28:30

Yeah, because that's like I can take so much.

Speaker 2 28:36

Okay.

Speaker 1 28:36

But now it's.

Speaker 2 28:38

That's it.

Speaker 1 28:38

Yeah, now I'm exploding, you know.

Speaker 2 28:41

Mm-hmm, or overflowing with it. Yeah, now I'm exploding, you know? Or?

Speaker 1 28:43

overflowing with water. Yeah, I have to pee. Oh my God, that's not good.

Speaker 2 28:49

I mean that would make more sense if it was about needing to go pee other than getting angry.

Speaker 1 28:54

Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 28:55

That was the last drop that I could handle, and now I am going to pee myself. Yeah, I am now overflowing. Yeah, going to pee myself. Yeah, I am now overflowing.

Speaker 1 29:05

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, okay, okay, we solved that one. Yes, so Well not really. Not really, we went somewhere else. Yeah, anyway, number five.

Speaker 2 29:15

The beard in the mailbox.

Speaker 1 29:17

Yeah.

Speaker 2 29:18

So this means you've been caught in a sticky situation or caught red-handed.

Speaker 1 29:23

Yes.

Speaker 2 29:23

So you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, like sticking your beard in a mailbox.

Speaker 1 29:29

Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 29:31

Why are you doing this? Yeah, I caught you Get out of the mailbox.

Speaker 1 29:39

I mean, it's not very difficult to open the mailbox and take the beard out, right?

Speaker 2 29:45

Well, I mean, how much beard do you have?

Speaker 1 29:48

I don't have very much of it no so. I'm thinking more like the people that have oh it's Santa again.

Speaker 2 29:56

Okay, so Santa's sticking his beard in the mailbox.

Speaker 1 30:00

He closed the lid.

Speaker 2 30:00

Yeah, he's looking for the beard in the mailbox. He closed the lid.

Speaker 1 30:02

Yeah, he's looking for the letters from the kids.

Speaker 2 30:07

Yeah, but it closed on him and now his beard is stuck in the mailbox and someone caught him. Yeah, and now he's in trouble and there's pork that's being fried.

Speaker 1 30:25

Yeah, and he's in trouble. Yeah and yeah, they're like you should be on the roof.

Speaker 2 30:28

no, you shouldn't, you should not be on the roof, because then you're also in trouble.

Speaker 1 30:32

Yeah, I think there's danger, yeah yeah, okay is it better if he's stuck to the mailbox or if he's on?

Speaker 2 30:40

then he's under control. Yeah, he's under control.

Speaker 1 30:42

Yeah, that's true, because then he's trapped, but you can't get your mail.

Speaker 2 30:46

No, but Santa's not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 30:48

No, that's true, Just wait for the cops.

Speaker 2 30:51

They'll take care of him.

Speaker 1 30:52

Yeah, okay, number six. Gå som katten kring het gröt.

Speaker 2 30:58

Walk like the cat around hot porridge. So that means you're avoiding something or not addressing an issue directly. No one here is guilty of that.

Speaker 1 31:10

No.

Speaker 2 31:11

Neither of us have avoided anything.

Speaker 1 31:13

Never.

Speaker 2 31:14

Or been passive, aggressive about anything.

Speaker 1 31:18

Never.

Speaker 2 31:18

Just walking around Would never happen here. A conversation that needs to be had. No, I think we'll skip that one actually.

Speaker 1 31:28

We don't need to talk about that, no, no, we just skip the porridge.

Speaker 2 31:33

Yeah, yeah, no one likes it anyway.

Speaker 1 31:36

I like cats though. Yeah, we'll take the cats. Yeah, Skip the porridge.

Speaker 2 31:40

Yeah, I can't eat it anyway. So.

Speaker 1 31:43

Okay, number seven. Finns det hjärterum, så finns det skärterum.

Speaker 2 31:47

So directly translated, it means if there is heart room, there is butt room.

Speaker 1 31:52

Yeah.

Unusual Swedish Proverbs and Sayings

Speaker 2 31:52

So that means, if there is enough love or goodwill, you can always make space for more people.

Speaker 1 31:58

Yeah.

Speaker 2 31:58

Okay, so people have a seat in your heart, yeah.

Speaker 1 32:04

People are sitting on your heart. You can sit on my heart.

Speaker 2 32:07

I guess you can also sit on my heart. That's okay, there's enough room here.

Speaker 1 32:12

I'm ginormous. Sit on my heart, don't you?

Speaker 2 32:15

Will you please sit on my heart.

Speaker 1 32:18

Okay, so that could be taken wrong.

Speaker 2 32:20

I feel like.

Speaker 1 32:21

Yeah, maybe you shouldn't tell people that I don't want people to sit on my heart that feels, very too close and sell people.

Speaker 2 32:30

I don't want people to sit on my heart that feels very too close.

Speaker 1 32:31

Yeah, and I don't want to be that close to people's butts unless you have, like a heart pillow or something that you can that would be better.

Speaker 2 32:37

I'm gonna get a heart-shaped pillow yeah like you can, sit on this heart, not on my chest, please exactly I don't like that okay, so this is is the one.

Speaker 1 32:48

I think. I've heard it maybe, but I haven't used it myself.

Speaker 2 32:54

Okay, have you used all the other ones? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 32:57

So number eight Har man tagit fan I båten, får man ro honom I land.

Speaker 2 33:02

If you've taken the devil into the boat, you must row him ashore. So if you've started something, something you have to see it through, even if it's difficult. Ain't that the truth? Yeah, if you start something, you gotta finish it yeah, that's just how it is.

Speaker 1 33:18

Like this episode we started it.

Speaker 2 33:21

No, we're forced to finish it at some point. Yeah, I know, and yeah it would be nice if we could just sit here and talk forever, but yeah, it wouldn't be nice for the future us no, future us would have a problem with that.

Speaker 1 33:35

Yeah, we wouldn't be happy, but present us would be okay.

Speaker 2 33:39

Yeah, we'd be happy. Yeah, until we get annoyed with each other.

Speaker 1 33:42

Oh yeah, and then we're going to be cats with porridge. Yeah, yeah, yes.

Speaker 2 33:50

Like you're trying to jump back and I just don't remember what it was Cats with porridge.

Speaker 1 33:57

Yes, that sounds good.

Speaker 2 33:59

Okay.

Speaker 1 34:00

Okay, so now speaking of animals.

Speaker 2 34:03

Number nine Det ligger en hund begraven? Oh, there's a dog buried. This means that something fishy or suspicious is going on. Yes, if there's a buried dog, then that's suspicious and that's not good. No, I'm hoping the dog is not alive.

Speaker 1 34:22

True.

Speaker 2 34:23

Because then that would be a really bad situation.

Speaker 1 34:26

But then again, if your dog died and you want to bury it, isn't that okay?

Speaker 2 34:32

That's okay, but it might be suspicious.

Speaker 1 34:35

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 34:35

How did the dog die, Matias? What did you do?

Speaker 1 34:38

Number 10. Oh no, I don't have a dog, so Okay. So then it would be extremely suspicious if you buried a dog Okay, there was a dog, it wasn't yours. But then it would be extremely suspicious. If you buried a dog Okay, there was a dog it wasn't yours, but now it's buried. Yeah, I never had a dog, but it's buried, buried.

Speaker 2 34:57

Buried, it's bred.

Speaker 1 35:00

Yeah, it's bred now.

Speaker 2 35:01

It's bred now. Bred a dog.

Speaker 1 35:04

Okay, so the last one, or yeah, maybe Number 10. Att ana ugglor I mossen.

Speaker 2 35:11

To suspect owls in the bog. It means to suspect that something isn't right, similar to saying you smell something fishy.

Speaker 1 35:19

Yeah.

Speaker 2 35:19

Okay, so also this is fishy.

Speaker 1 35:22

It is fishy.

Speaker 2 35:23

It's suspicious.

Speaker 1 35:24

Yeah, it's very suspicious.

Speaker 2 35:25

Okay, owls in the bog yeah.

Speaker 1 35:29

So if something is suspicious, you know it's animal-related somehow Okay. It's either a dog or owl, no cats. No cats because they are walking around the porch.

Speaker 2 35:45

Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 35:47

Yeah, very cool. Yeah, I was 10 of those. Did you have a bonus?

Speaker 2 35:48

I have a bonus around the porch. Okay, all right, yeah, very cool. Yeah, that was ten of those. Did you have a bonus?

Speaker 1 35:52

I had a. I have a bonus.

Speaker 2 35:54

I had one.

Speaker 1 35:55

I have a bonus. Okay, so we also have a saying that Uh-huh To take a dump in the blue cabinet.

Speaker 2 36:05

Yeah, okay, what's that supposed to mean?

Speaker 1 36:07

That's like now you've gone too far you know Okay.

Speaker 2 36:19

When you take a dump in the blue cabinet.

Speaker 1 36:20

that's taking it too far. That's not good. No, maybe you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 36:23

Everything else you did it's fine, it's okay Until you do this Pee in the couch and all that, but taking a dump in the blue cabinet.

Speaker 1 36:30

If it was in the red one, that's fine.

Speaker 2 36:33

I'm sure that's fine. Yeah, but the blue one is not okay because that's the fancy stuff.

Speaker 1 36:37

That's my favorite. Yeah, my favorite color.

Speaker 2 36:40

That's where all the fancy dining wear is.

Speaker 1 36:43

Yeah, why would you take a dump there?

Speaker 2 36:46

That is a strange place and, honestly, a strange position. I don't know how you got up there, got in the right position to excrete.

Speaker 1 36:58

I mean maybe if it's loose.

Speaker 2 37:01

That's not. Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 1 37:04

The cabinet, I mean.

Speaker 2 37:06

The cabinet is loose. You were capable of taking it down, put it on the floor, do some business over the cabinet and then manage to hook it back into the wall. That's a lot of effort to show someone that you're upset. Yes, yeah, that's true, I don't know, that's too much work for me. I don't think I'm going to do that're upset.

Speaker 1 37:28

Yes, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 37:29

I don't know, that's too much work for me. I don't think I'm going to do that no.

Speaker 1 37:33

Okay, that's a good thing. Yeah, you shouldn't.

Speaker 2 37:36

I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 37:37

Good.

Speaker 2 37:37

Matias, we have a Mad Libs next weekend.

Speaker 1 37:41

We do.

Speaker 2 37:42

Or this weekend, for when this comes out on September October, September October.

Speaker 1 37:48

September, October.

Speaker 2 37:49

September, october, somewhere in between there, you got to figure it out yourself.

Speaker 1 37:54

Was it 5th?

Speaker 2 37:55

October 5th, so let's do a couple of ad libs. Yeah, you know what we were going to, and now we're not going to because I don't know where the book is.

Speaker 1 38:02

I think it's on the there.

Speaker 2 38:06

Oh, well then it's gone forever. I can't get it. There's teeth all over the. Is this a tooth?

Speaker 1 38:09

Probably.

Speaker 2 38:10

I have two teeth here.

Speaker 1 38:12

Two teeth, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 38:14

Sorry for having teeth everywhere. My children have been dropping teeth like.

Speaker 1 38:18

Crazy.

Speaker 2 38:19

Eggs Crazy, just constantly dropping their teeth.

Speaker 1 38:24

You know, when they get upset, they just drop their teeth.

Speaker 2 38:28

They do oh my God, no, when they get upset, they just drop their teeth. They do Ah, oh my God. They're like porcupines. They just attack you with their dropping teeth. Yeah, they shoot them out, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 38:43

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 38:44

Okay, well, I got this here now. Yeah, okay, I need an occupation Mechanic. Oh okay, how do you spell mechanic?

Speaker 1 38:51

M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C Cool.

Speaker 2 38:56

Mechanic Mechanic Plural noun.

Speaker 1 38:58

Pancakes.

Speaker 2 38:59

Plural noun Bags, adjective.

Speaker 1 39:02

Sparky.

Speaker 2 39:03

Didn't we come up with an adjective last week? We probably did, I don't remember it because it was a difficult word, noun Snowball. Noun.

Speaker 1 39:14

Airplane.

Speaker 2 39:15

Noun Cricket Adjective Huge Noun.

Speaker 1 39:19

Snail.

Speaker 2 39:20

Plural noun.

Speaker 1 39:21

Fences.

Speaker 2 39:22

Plural noun oh cacti Adjective.

Speaker 1 39:26

Unbearable.

Speaker 2 39:27

Ooh A place, two of them.

Speaker 1 39:29

Okay, two places Mm-hmm, mental institution, mm-hmm and barn.

Speaker 2 39:35

Plural noun, plural, noun that's trees Verb past tense, flew Adjective. Rusty All right, this one is called Napoleon Complex.

Speaker 1 39:48

Okay.

Speaker 2 39:49

Napoleon Bonaparte was the first mechanic of France ever, oh yeah, there were no mechanics before him. No, he made his way to the top during the French Revolution, where regular old pancakes rose up to fight royal bags. You know those pancakes.

Speaker 1 40:08

Yeah, and the bags they never got along Royal bags. The royal bags, you know those pancakes? Yeah, and the bags they never got along Royal bags.

Speaker 2 40:12

The royal bags. The very fancy bags Fancy bags. But Napoleon was known for having a sparky temper. He's electric.

Speaker 1 40:21

Yeah, sparky.

Speaker 2 40:25

He would fly off the snowball at the drop of an airplane. I mean, I guess a plane crash would make you jump.

Speaker 1 40:34

Yeah, just a little bit, jump off the snowballs, yeah, what?

Speaker 2 40:41

Were you going to say something?

Speaker 1 40:42

No no.

Speaker 2 40:42

Okay okay, napoleon was also not a very tall cricket. No, he was a cricket.

Speaker 1 40:49

Yeah.

Speaker 2 40:49

Not a tall cricket.

Speaker 1 40:50

He was a cricket not a tall one.

Speaker 2 40:52

Some say his small size made him feel huge. Not sure how that works, but good for you. Yeah, Is that like in roundness?

Speaker 1 41:06

maybe yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 41:09

I'm so short and stumpy.

Speaker 1 41:11

Yeah, maybe he was as fat as he was tall.

Speaker 2 41:15

He was a snowball.

Speaker 1 41:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2 41:17

Oh my gosh. Okay, In order to feel like more of a snail, he would act out, invade fences and fight wars with cacti. The cacti are going to win. Yeah, I can tell you before you even start trying to fight wars with cacti.

Speaker 1 41:31

The cacti are going to win.

Speaker 2 41:32

Yeah, I can tell you. Before you even start trying to fight wars with cacti, you should know they're going to win.

Speaker 1 41:35

Yeah, I mean you're going to get pricked.

Speaker 2 41:39

You're going to get very pricked. So this made him feel unbearable and powerful, despite his small size. But he's huge, he's huge Fighting with cacti makes him feel unbearable, yet powerful, very confusing, yeah, emotions here.

Speaker 1 42:01

Yeah, he's a confusing individual.

Speaker 2 42:04

They're really fighting each other. All of his emotions. That's the biggest war and for a while it worked and napoleon ruled all over all of the mental institution, which makes sense, because that's probably where he ended up with everything that's going on in his head. But he ruled the mental institution, that's good good for him.

Speaker 2 42:30

But eventually, at the battle of the barn, napoleon was captured by british trees and he flew. Okay, they put him on medication, not the tree, no one thing's for sure. When napole lacked in size, he made up for it with his rusty personality.

Speaker 1 42:55

Very rusty.

Speaker 2 42:56

Oh boy, yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 43:00

I'm so stupid I read it. I was gonna say adjective, but I read advice.

Speaker 2 43:07

Advice. You would like some advice for this one.

Speaker 1 43:09

Give me an advice.

Speaker 2 43:12

Don't let the cat walk around porridge. Does that fit on the line?

Speaker 1 43:18

Barely Okay. Adjective. Sweet Plural noun Muscles Adjective.

Speaker 2 43:29

Did you catch that one? I whispered it to you.

Speaker 1 43:31

We're whispering. This is a good podcast.

Speaker 2 43:36

That's a wild card. You can use whatever you want.

Speaker 1 43:41

Okay, so now I can come up with whatever.

Speaker 2 43:46

Adjective.

Speaker 1 43:47

Yes.

Speaker 2 43:47

Okay, wrong, okay Adjective.

Speaker 1 43:55

Again. Adjective yes okay, wrong, okay, adjective again, but I just took two hours trying to come up with the last one.

Speaker 2 43:58

Yeah, okay, another two hours now, I guess.

Speaker 1 43:59

Okay, astounding oh a a s t s t.

Speaker 2 44:04

S-t-o-u-n-d-i-n-g.

Speaker 1 44:06

Yeah, I think I got it.

Speaker 2 44:08

You got it.

Speaker 1 44:09

Plural noun Teddies, teddies, okay, adjective.

Speaker 2 44:14

Wild.

Speaker 1 44:15

Plural noun.

Speaker 2 44:16

Swords.

Speaker 1 44:17

Verb.

Speaker 2 44:18

Dance.

Speaker 1 44:19

Adjective Strong A part of the body. Plural Lips. Plural noun.

Speaker 2 44:25

Planets.

Speaker 1 44:26

Three nouns.

Speaker 2 44:28

Candy, science fiction and rose.

Speaker 1 44:32

Okay, oh.

Speaker 2 44:33

I'm reading this, okay.

Speaker 1 44:35

If you want to.

Speaker 2 44:36

Yes, this one is called when in Rome. Oh, did you catch my theme?

Speaker 1 44:40

Oh, yes, I did.

Speaker 2 44:42

Okay, good, I thought it was obvious.

Speaker 1 44:44

Yeah.

Speaker 2 44:44

Okay, the Roman Empire is when Whoa hold on. Sorry Okay the Roman Empire is one of the most sweet empires in world history. 2,000 years ago, one in four mussels lived under Roman rule. Okay, the Roman Empire was led by wrong emperors, a bunch of powerful men who wore astounding robes and decided they had the best style.

Speaker 1 45:15

Yeah, they were gay, they were wrong. Oh hey, I mean, that's not politically correct.

Speaker 2 45:27

No, they were all wrong, but had amazing robes.

Speaker 1 45:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2 45:31

And decided the fate of Rome's many teddies. The most famous Roman emperor was Caesar Augustus, a wild leader who helped Rome become one of the most powerful swords the world has had ever seen. The roman people, rich and poor, love to mingle, gossip and dance at the strong roman baths, a place for bathing and exercising your lips oh, okay, yeah, I mean lip exercises are very important yes romans also enjoyed watching gladiators fight wild planets in coliseums.

Speaker 1 46:15

Okay, so they're fighting planets.

Speaker 2 46:17

Yep and racing chariots around, a candy Just one piece of candy. It's a very tight circle.

Speaker 1 46:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2 46:26

For about 500 years, Romans ruled the science fiction, which is why the Roman Empire is thought of by some people as the most powerful rose to ever exist.

Speaker 1 46:37

Oh.

Speaker 2 46:38

Cool, all right.

Speaker 1 46:40

Sounds very Poetic yeah.

Speaker 2 46:43

So that was that.

Speaker 1 46:45

That was that. That was fun it was very fun.

Speaker 2 46:49

I'm not going to talk while I'm putting this away. Fun, fun. Well, I'm all out of sips.

Speaker 1 46:57

Me too.

Speaker 2 46:58

So you know what that means.

Speaker 1 47:00

That means we have to run.

Speaker 2 47:02

We're leaving. Yeah, we're just going to run.

Speaker 1 47:05

Yep.

Speaker 2 47:05

We're not going to close this off or anything.

Speaker 1 47:07

No, we're just going gonna get up and leave, yeah okay, that's me walking out.

Speaker 2 47:12

Yeah, running with very short steps you didn't make it far no, I was doing high knees and then I gave up and I sat back down. Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1 47:28

Yeah, we should do that.

Speaker 2 47:29

All right. First of all, I would like you to tell me what is it that's ruining your life right now.

Speaker 1 47:35

Yeah, what's ruining my life is that I today got to know that I'm going to be stuck in the department at work for 10 weeks A department I really don't like and I'm going to be stuck there for 10 weeks a department I really don't like and I'm going to be stuck there for 10 weeks.

Speaker 2 47:51

Yeah and yeah, I mean. People have started to find out if they're staying or not at work.

Speaker 1 47:59

Yeah.

Speaker 2 48:00

So that process has started. So that is kind of ruining my life right now is uncertainty of the future. Exactly so, if I could have a future teller. That would be great right now to tell me where to go from here yeah, and we're gonna. We probably will know our fate next week yeah, I mean, I'm gonna say that not only uncertainty of the future, but too many possibilities as well, because you know it feels like every day I kind of want to shift to something else.

Speaker 2 48:34

I have a different idea of where I want to go from here yeah and well you know, with every day, that's too many opportunities. There's too many choices to make to make sure that you do everything right and I don't't know. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 48:50

Yeah, so that's what's ruining my life? Yeah, I mean, it hasn't been the best day today.

Speaker 2 48:57

There's been it has been like. There's been lots of rumors.

Speaker 1 49:02

Yes, lots of talking. And you know you can almost feel the.

Speaker 2 49:10

The mood.

Speaker 1 49:11

Yeah, the mood.

Speaker 2 49:12

Yeah, the vibe in the building is strong and it's not good vibes, no positive. There's no good vibrations here.

Speaker 1 49:21

Even the people that are safe are worried.

Speaker 2 49:25

Yeah.

Speaker 1 49:25

Or they're nervous.

Speaker 2 49:27

Yeah, I don't know what to say. No, both. No, you're right, you're right. So there's that. Do you have any advice for me?

Speaker 1 49:36

I could use anything. Listen to the Beatles. You should just listen to the Beatles and it'll be okay.

Speaker 2 49:44

And don't let your cats around the hot porridge? No, exactly.

Speaker 1 49:48

And also don't take a dump in the blue cabinet. Don't do that.

Speaker 2 49:52

And don't start wars with cacti.

Speaker 1 49:55

No, don't.

Speaker 2 49:56

Thank you for listening to the episode.

Speaker 1 49:58

Yeah.

Speaker 2 49:59

It was really fun. Yeah, we will be live for Mad Libs on October 5th. For our 100th episode, we will be going live on YouTube October 25th.

Speaker 1 50:13

Yeah.

Speaker 2 50:13

The time we will come up with. We should have a time within the next couple of weeks.

Santa Claus Sightings in Podcast Goodbye

Speaker 1 50:19

Yeah. So that's all for us today. Yeah, yeah. And also, if you want to see Santa, take a look at the roof or in the mailbox. Maybe you'll find him. Maybe, Maybe and yeah.

Speaker 2 50:34

We'll be back next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 50:35

We will be back. Maybe we have Santa here as well, who knows?

Speaker 2 50:39

It's Halloween.

Speaker 1 50:41

Yeah, so haven't you seen Nightmare?

Speaker 2 50:46

Before Christmas Before Christmas, yes, I have yeah.

Speaker 1 50:48

He's in that one all right. Well, we'll be back next tuesday with another amazing episode thank you and have a nice life yeah, goodbye, bye-bye thank you for listening to the roasty, toasty, ghosty podcast if you kind of liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on instagram t TikTok and YouTube at RoastyToastyGhostyPod.

Speaker 2 51:12

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Speaker 1 51:18

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Speaker 2 51:26

We hope you enjoyed this episode, just as we enjoyed making it.

Speaker 1 51:29

And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

Speaker 2 51:35

Goodbye Mattias, goodbye Lauren.