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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #97
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Would you ever watch a movie entirely in Russian and without subtitles? Well, we did, and let us tell you, it was quite an experience with "Red Heat." Join us in a chat where we tackle everything from the warmth of our studio, making us question our wardrobe choices, to a lighthearted debate about the spelling differences between British and American English. Our conversation is filled with playful banter, unexpected interruptions, and a hint of nostalgia for classic Schwarzenegger movies—something you have to hear to believe.
As we meander through our discussion, you'll also find us facing the world’s real issues: dry legs and misleading Slipknot stickers. Whether it's the thrill of planning future video projects or sharing a good laugh over personal grooming nuances, our spontaneity is sure to strike a chord. So come along for a casual, engaging chat that might just remind you of your own quirky experiences and leave you chuckling at life's little absurdities.
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Hello, hello, here we are.
Speaker 2This looks good, this looks really good.
Speaker 1Really good.
Speaker 2Really good, so good Like the best.
Speaker 1I'm gonna take off my clothes, is that okay?
Speaker 2Mmm, maybe, maybe you shouldn't.
Speaker 1But it's really warm now. Why? Why? Yeah, because we're in here, and it's always really warm in here.
Speaker 2We've been outside just four minutes ago and it was pretty chilly outside.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was moving fast.
Speaker 2For me. Yeah, you weren't moving faster than me, no but I was moving fast for me. Mm Fast forward.
Speaker 1You have longer legs than I do.
Speaker 2Yeah, fast forward.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was fast forwarding.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, it sounds like you're brushing your teeth fast forwarding.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, it sounds like you're brushing your teeth. Maybe I am, maybe you are, maybe that's how I do it Right?
Speaker 1No, it's not. Do it again.
Speaker 2Well, you have hair, oh fuck.
Speaker 1Thank you.
Speaker 2You are welcome.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is that time again Our favorite part of the episode when we fix the microphone.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And everything around it. Can I mess this up, please? Sure, that wasn't actually what I wanted to say, but that's what ended up happening.
Speaker 2Yeah, I feel like one I really want to re-watch is Red Heat.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Because that one didn't have English subtitles.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And so we decided to watch the movie without subtitles.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And they were speaking Russian in the movie and it wasn't subtitles for that either. Yeah, and they were speaking Russian in the movie and it wasn't subtitles for that either.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2So I feel like that one would probably be a good choice for rewatch.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1All right, could work.
Speaker 2I mean, at some point I'm going to start doing Schwarzenegger movies for the.
Speaker 1The videos Videos. You have to make Schwarzenegger videos, yeah.
Speaker 2I have some plans.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 2Great, this could be a thing One day. One day.
Speaker 1One day. It doesn't say that I spelled it wrong, it looks like it's wrong, though All right Fine.
Speaker 2Is that the British way of spelling it?
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure there's an S there.
Speaker 2No one's saying that.
Speaker 1I'm wrong.
Speaker 2Because I mean, you had this discussion already, because the British are spelling it one way and the Americans are spelling it, we spell it.
Speaker 1We spill the letters.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, another way. So I don't know which is which maybe it's just me who's wrong. I don't think so. I think it's a difference between the. I think I read that it's a difference between the british and the americans this is really good so, so, so good, okay, and that's why I like you okay, cool and all right, thank you. What what?
Speaker 1yeah, okay so uh okay, so I have to shut up burp, well, I don't want you to say something, something that I don't want to cut, and then have it be interrupted by a burp.
Speaker 2It'd be funny though.
Speaker 1Like you have to shut up while I'm laughing and while I'm burping and when I'm clearing my throat and making weird noises, Matias.
Speaker 2Shut up. I'm going to the bathroom okay, all right okay, hold on, you're just great I need your leg.
Speaker 1My leg is dry again okay holy moly, feel my leg, feel it right here I don't know how dry it is, or is it just hair? Maybe I need to shave. I can see my hair. I can see my hair. I can see my hairiness, like hairs. Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 2Hmm, there, perfect, okay. Um Uh, hairy hole, yes.
Speaker 1That was funny oh.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, we should have that movie on the list.
Speaker 1Maybe, maybe Can put it at the end Is there like, like lotion or something? There's deodorant.
Speaker 2Yeah, that doesn't help me, that helps.
Speaker 1No, it doesn't Leave me.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I think it's kind of funny.
Speaker 2You had a Slipknot sticker on your door Right yeah.
Speaker 1But you don't like Slipknot.
Speaker 2It was my sister's.
Speaker 1Oh okay, did she put it there? Yeah, she was like you need this. No, it was her room. Oh okay, okay, I don't know if you didn't exist. I did exist. Okay, I had another room. Okay, where was that room then?
Speaker 2um, it was um, uh, the I don't um. You know, when you're uh walking down the stairs, if you look to the left, there's a white door.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2That's another room we have.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2That's like a storage now.
Speaker 1Okay, that was your bedroom yeah. Okay, all right. No, I just thought it was kind of funny.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's just old stuff.
Speaker 1It's just there, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2I don't even know if I like Slipknot or not, but I don't know if I heard them. Have I?
Speaker 1I don't think you would.
Speaker 2No, if you don't like the screaming. No.
Speaker 1I don't think you would like Slipknot. No, there's some songs. Maybe I can think of one that doesn't have screaming. Really good, send Really good.
Speaker 2Send it to me and I'll tell you if I like it or not.
Speaker 1Okay, it's kind of sad and angry.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Anyway, so last Friday was the 27th.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1I have to find it. So last Friday you were at 103.6. Really, and now you're at 101.9.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, so that's 1.7.
Speaker 1I was 77.7, and now, where am I at now?
Speaker 275. 0.6. Okay, 2.1.
Speaker 175. I like that Bam. Hey, where's my internet? Hey Bam.
Speaker 2That was you.
Speaker 1That was me. That's my two kilos screaming let us back yeah, take us back we want to come back. Oh, whoops, um, whoopsies. Sorry, hold on, I have to you have to what I have to fix something really quick, or I'm gonna try to be really quick, but it cannot wait it.
Speaker 2It's okay. I mean, I'm not the one editing You're not, so ignore me.
Speaker 1Yes, we're going to take a quick break.
Speaker 2No, well, well yeah.
Speaker 1A recorded break.
Speaker 2Yes, so if we ever make the Arnold Schwarzenegger 24-hour thing, should we pick every other movie. You pick one, I pick one.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, good, that sounds good.
Speaker 2But you can cut this, because I kind of want to discuss this though.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2So this is Outtakes.
Speaker 1We can whisper. Hello Outtakes. Hello and welcome to the Outtakes.
Speaker 2No, I was thinking, because he saw himself get shot when he was a kid. Right, he saw his older self get shot at the end. I mean, he must have known when he wore that shirt that it was the same shirt as the guy he saw as a kid.
Speaker 1So he knew that he was going to die.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I'm like why didn't he just take it off or like change I don't know because I would be like no, I'm never gonna wear this shirt.
Speaker 1I don't know if he really thought too like and uh and still he's like uh okay, it's the shirt from the guy of my dreams.
Speaker 2Yeah, uh, okay, it wasn't supposed to sound like that, okay, yes, he fell in love with himself.
Speaker 1oh my god, just God, just the guy from my dreams.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1This doesn't belong to me. No, this belongs to the man of my dreams.
Speaker 2Yes, but yeah, I don't really get it, Because if I would have been him, I'm like I'm not wearing this. I'd rather go naked and show off my butt, yeah.
Speaker 1That's probably what Bruce Willis wanted to do.
Speaker 2Yeah, but the director said no.
Speaker 1He was like I have a vision for this movie and you are not naked during this scene. All the other scenes, you can be naked. Not this one.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, I just thought that was a little bit weird, yeah, but yes, now we're back. We're now Hello, the regular episode again. Oh yeah, you didn't notice that we went?
Speaker 1What Did you tell me? How you thought how? I thought, what you thought about the movie? Did you tell me how you thought, how I thought what?
Speaker 2you thought about the movie, did you like it? I said that it's not one of my favorites of Bruce Willis, but it's an okay movie and what Gene Kelly movie with Gene Kelly?
Speaker 1No, I was Okay yes, tell me how you want me to fix that.
Speaker 2I was meaning a movie with Gene Kelly. Okay, not Gene Kelly movie, okay. Okay, because I mean it's maybe, I don't know Anyway.
Speaker 1Are you going to get upset if I say I don't really think so? Well, actually I don't remember that song.
Speaker 2So I'm surprised that you remember? Make Him Laugh. Yeah, I love it. Okay, should we watch it in the break?
Speaker 1Well, I can listen to it in my own time, okay, or we can watch it.
Speaker 2Yeah, you kind of have to watch it, though it's not Gene Kelly singing in that movie, it's Donald O'Connor. Yeah.
Speaker 1Are you going?
Speaker 2to no oh you're just okay. I'm not going to throw up.
Speaker 1Thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2You're welcome. I just had to pick one of those.
Speaker 1No, no, all, because All that apply and anything else you can come up with.
Speaker 2I mean, do I have long-term goals? I don't know, I guess not.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, or want from your job.
Speaker 2Yeah, am I the only one who makes this? Gonna take this test? No, are you also gonna do that? I can do it too, okay good, um, all right.
Speaker 1How do you want to do this? Do you want to read, or and fill in?
Speaker 2how do I do that?
Speaker 1um well, yeah, so if I edit this and take away everything, just put one and some words to answer these, okay, okay, so if I just go back to the top, I just write words. Yeah.
Speaker 2Word comma, word comma, or what.
Speaker 1It can just words to answer the question, I guess.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Or to give it the information it needs.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, are there fields? You're naturally, naturally.
Speaker 1What Naturally?
Speaker 2Naturally yeah. Is it okay if I just do the words comma, word comma?
Speaker 1Yeah, that's fine. That's pretty much what I need, okay, um, yeah.
Speaker 2Uh, what do you like Um gymnastics podcast?
Speaker 1I mean, I don't know Um.
Speaker 2Okay, uh, so I just put a two there. Mm-hmm, do that Okay? Uh, eg Do that Okay, eg, for example, to do something.
Speaker 1I enjoy.
Speaker 2Yes, one month of Film school yeah.
Speaker 1Well, you can put a comma and write Unvoluntarily dropped out.
Speaker 2I do in unparantez. Okay, Unvoluntary dropped out.
Speaker 1Unvoluntarily.
Speaker 2Unvoluntarily dropped out. Yeah, so it knows that that Unvoluntarily, yeah, dropped out.
Speaker 1Dropped out. Yeah, so it knows that that wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Um, um. You can write experience in.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Well, you could just write both and then period, sorry Period, mm-hmm, okay, and Period yes, I only used comma on the other ones.
Speaker 2But that's okay. No, you were supposed to Okay.
Speaker 1And Period yes, I only used comma on the other ones, but no, you were supposed to. Okay, what?
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1What's next?
Speaker 2Oh, you're done with the fifth.
Speaker 1I don't know. Was there another question for me to answer within that one?
Speaker 2Do you enjoy structured environments or are you more comfortable? That one you, okay. Structured, yeah Next, remote or nearby.
Speaker 1Or yeah, not too far away.
Speaker 2Okay, not too far away. Too far away Are you sending it. Not yet, but I can.
Speaker 1Yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 2I'm going to period it and send.
Speaker 1Are you going to read them for me?
Speaker 2I think it's better if you write them, read them. Well, yeah, it's vibrating, it's writing.
Speaker 1I'm not okay.
Speaker 2Did you get the reference?
Speaker 1I got the reference. Yes, did you, I did.
Speaker 2Okay, I heard a song today. Oh, I threw it. I'll cry. I also want to do.
Speaker 1That was my chest.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I want to crack my back. Did you pop a pill? I, no, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. No, I think I took a scab away. I removed the scab.
Speaker 1You removed it. Scab removal process.
Speaker 2Scab remover.
Speaker 1You scab remover? Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2That's so mean and I can't say what it is.
Speaker 1The next worst. Thing.
Speaker 2I mean, yeah, I don't know. I had a good answer, but I can't use it.
Speaker 1So but yeah, I mean, Okay, fine, then say it.
Speaker 2No, I'm going to say that.
Speaker 1What is ruining my life is that I have alcohol in my fridge and I'm not drinking it.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It looks really good and it's mocking me all the time and I'm just leaving it alone. I'm not.
Speaker 2I'm leveling it.
Speaker 1I'm leveling it alone, I'm leaving it alone. I haven't touched it, but it looks so good.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It sounds like a sad, pathetic answer it sounds like you have a problem well, the problem is that I'm not drinking well, that maybe the problem the problem could be that I'm drinking too much yeah but it's more like there's alcohol and I want to drink it, but I'm not drinking it.
Speaker 2Yeah, do you see what I?
Speaker 1mean, yes, I can hear it as it's coming out of my face. Yes, and it doesn't sound good but that's what's going on.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's my thoughts.
Speaker 1Are you out of sips?
Speaker 2No, I'm still drinking.
Speaker 1Ah, there it goes. I am going to drink.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I've decided now I am going to drink. You don't have to, but I am.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1God damn it why did you do that? I'm angry.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Because I have alcohol in my fridge and I'm not drinking it.
Speaker 2Oh, if that's how you are now, how are you going to be when you're drunk?
Speaker 1Furious.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Scary.
Speaker 1Very scary. It's going to be so fun. We're all here for the drama, right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Everyone craves it.
Speaker 2Yes, yes.