Roasty Toasty Ghosty
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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #97
Would you ever watch a movie entirely in Russian and without subtitles? Well, we did, and let us tell you, it was quite an experience with "Red Heat." Join us in a chat where we tackle everything from the warmth of our studio, making us question our wardrobe choices, to a lighthearted debate about the spelling differences between British and American English. Our conversation is filled with playful banter, unexpected interruptions, and a hint of nostalgia for classic Schwarzenegger movies—something you have to hear to believe.
As we meander through our discussion, you'll also find us facing the world’s real issues: dry legs and misleading Slipknot stickers. Whether it's the thrill of planning future video projects or sharing a good laugh over personal grooming nuances, our spontaneity is sure to strike a chord. So come along for a casual, engaging chat that might just remind you of your own quirky experiences and leave you chuckling at life's little absurdities.
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Hello, hello, here we are.
Speaker 2:This looks good, this looks really good.
Speaker 1:Really good.
Speaker 2:Really good, so good Like the best.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna take off my clothes, is that okay?
Speaker 2:Mmm, maybe, maybe you shouldn't.
Speaker 1:But it's really warm now. Why? Why? Yeah, because we're in here, and it's always really warm in here.
Speaker 2:We've been outside just four minutes ago and it was pretty chilly outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was moving fast.
Speaker 2:For me. Yeah, you weren't moving faster than me, no but I was moving fast for me. Mm Fast forward.
Speaker 1:You have longer legs than I do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fast forward.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was fast forwarding.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it sounds like you're brushing your teeth fast forwarding.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, it sounds like you're brushing your teeth. Maybe I am, maybe you are, maybe that's how I do it Right?
Speaker 1:No, it's not. Do it again.
Speaker 2:Well, you have hair, oh fuck.
Speaker 1:Thank you.
Speaker 2:You are welcome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is that time again Our favorite part of the episode when we fix the microphone.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And everything around it. Can I mess this up, please? Sure, that wasn't actually what I wanted to say, but that's what ended up happening.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like one I really want to re-watch is Red Heat.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Because that one didn't have English subtitles.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And so we decided to watch the movie without subtitles.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And they were speaking Russian in the movie and it wasn't subtitles for that either. Yeah, and they were speaking Russian in the movie and it wasn't subtitles for that either.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:So I feel like that one would probably be a good choice for rewatch.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, could work.
Speaker 2:I mean, at some point I'm going to start doing Schwarzenegger movies for the.
Speaker 1:The videos Videos. You have to make Schwarzenegger videos, yeah.
Speaker 2:I have some plans.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:Great, this could be a thing One day. One day.
Speaker 1:One day. It doesn't say that I spelled it wrong, it looks like it's wrong, though All right Fine.
Speaker 2:Is that the British way of spelling it?
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure there's an S there.
Speaker 2:No one's saying that.
Speaker 1:I'm wrong.
Speaker 2:Because I mean, you had this discussion already, because the British are spelling it one way and the Americans are spelling it, we spell it.
Speaker 1:We spill the letters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, another way. So I don't know which is which maybe it's just me who's wrong. I don't think so. I think it's a difference between the. I think I read that it's a difference between the british and the americans this is really good so, so, so good, okay, and that's why I like you okay, cool and all right, thank you. What what?
Speaker 1:yeah, okay so uh okay, so I have to shut up burp, well, I don't want you to say something, something that I don't want to cut, and then have it be interrupted by a burp.
Speaker 2:It'd be funny though.
Speaker 1:Like you have to shut up while I'm laughing and while I'm burping and when I'm clearing my throat and making weird noises, Matias.
Speaker 2:Shut up. I'm going to the bathroom okay, all right okay, hold on, you're just great I need your leg.
Speaker 1:My leg is dry again okay holy moly, feel my leg, feel it right here I don't know how dry it is, or is it just hair? Maybe I need to shave. I can see my hair. I can see my hair. I can see my hairiness, like hairs. Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 2:Hmm, there, perfect, okay. Um Uh, hairy hole, yes.
Speaker 1:That was funny oh.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, we should have that movie on the list.
Speaker 1:Maybe, maybe Can put it at the end Is there like, like lotion or something? There's deodorant.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that doesn't help me, that helps.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't Leave me.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I think it's kind of funny.
Speaker 2:You had a Slipknot sticker on your door Right yeah.
Speaker 1:But you don't like Slipknot.
Speaker 2:It was my sister's.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, did she put it there? Yeah, she was like you need this. No, it was her room. Oh okay, okay, I don't know if you didn't exist. I did exist. Okay, I had another room. Okay, where was that room then?
Speaker 2:um, it was um, uh, the I don't um. You know, when you're uh walking down the stairs, if you look to the left, there's a white door.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That's another room we have.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That's like a storage now.
Speaker 1:Okay, that was your bedroom yeah. Okay, all right. No, I just thought it was kind of funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just old stuff.
Speaker 1:It's just there, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:I don't even know if I like Slipknot or not, but I don't know if I heard them. Have I?
Speaker 1:I don't think you would.
Speaker 2:No, if you don't like the screaming. No.
Speaker 1:I don't think you would like Slipknot. No, there's some songs. Maybe I can think of one that doesn't have screaming. Really good, send Really good.
Speaker 2:Send it to me and I'll tell you if I like it or not.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's kind of sad and angry.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Anyway, so last Friday was the 27th.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:I have to find it. So last Friday you were at 103.6. Really, and now you're at 101.9.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, so that's 1.7.
Speaker 1:I was 77.7, and now, where am I at now?
Speaker 2:75. 0.6. Okay, 2.1.
Speaker 1:75. I like that Bam. Hey, where's my internet? Hey Bam.
Speaker 2:That was you.
Speaker 1:That was me. That's my two kilos screaming let us back yeah, take us back we want to come back. Oh, whoops, um, whoopsies. Sorry, hold on, I have to you have to what I have to fix something really quick, or I'm gonna try to be really quick, but it cannot wait it.
Speaker 2:It's okay. I mean, I'm not the one editing You're not, so ignore me.
Speaker 1:Yes, we're going to take a quick break.
Speaker 2:No, well, well yeah.
Speaker 1:A recorded break.
Speaker 2:Yes, so if we ever make the Arnold Schwarzenegger 24-hour thing, should we pick every other movie. You pick one, I pick one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, good, that sounds good.
Speaker 2:But you can cut this, because I kind of want to discuss this though.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So this is Outtakes.
Speaker 1:We can whisper. Hello Outtakes. Hello and welcome to the Outtakes.
Speaker 2:No, I was thinking, because he saw himself get shot when he was a kid. Right, he saw his older self get shot at the end. I mean, he must have known when he wore that shirt that it was the same shirt as the guy he saw as a kid.
Speaker 1:So he knew that he was going to die.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I'm like why didn't he just take it off or like change I don't know because I would be like no, I'm never gonna wear this shirt.
Speaker 1:I don't know if he really thought too like and uh and still he's like uh okay, it's the shirt from the guy of my dreams.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh, okay, it wasn't supposed to sound like that, okay, yes, he fell in love with himself.
Speaker 1:oh my god, just God, just the guy from my dreams.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:This doesn't belong to me. No, this belongs to the man of my dreams.
Speaker 2:Yes, but yeah, I don't really get it, Because if I would have been him, I'm like I'm not wearing this. I'd rather go naked and show off my butt, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's probably what Bruce Willis wanted to do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but the director said no.
Speaker 1:He was like I have a vision for this movie and you are not naked during this scene. All the other scenes, you can be naked. Not this one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I just thought that was a little bit weird, yeah, but yes, now we're back. We're now Hello, the regular episode again. Oh yeah, you didn't notice that we went?
Speaker 1:What Did you tell me? How you thought how? I thought, what you thought about the movie? Did you tell me how you thought, how I thought what?
Speaker 2:you thought about the movie, did you like it? I said that it's not one of my favorites of Bruce Willis, but it's an okay movie and what Gene Kelly movie with Gene Kelly?
Speaker 1:No, I was Okay yes, tell me how you want me to fix that.
Speaker 2:I was meaning a movie with Gene Kelly. Okay, not Gene Kelly movie, okay. Okay, because I mean it's maybe, I don't know Anyway.
Speaker 1:Are you going to get upset if I say I don't really think so? Well, actually I don't remember that song.
Speaker 2:So I'm surprised that you remember? Make Him Laugh. Yeah, I love it. Okay, should we watch it in the break?
Speaker 1:Well, I can listen to it in my own time, okay, or we can watch it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you kind of have to watch it, though it's not Gene Kelly singing in that movie, it's Donald O'Connor. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Are you going?
Speaker 2:to no oh you're just okay. I'm not going to throw up.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2:You're welcome. I just had to pick one of those.
Speaker 1:No, no, all, because All that apply and anything else you can come up with.
Speaker 2:I mean, do I have long-term goals? I don't know, I guess not.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, or want from your job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, am I the only one who makes this? Gonna take this test? No, are you also gonna do that? I can do it too, okay good, um, all right.
Speaker 1:How do you want to do this? Do you want to read, or and fill in?
Speaker 2:how do I do that?
Speaker 1:um well, yeah, so if I edit this and take away everything, just put one and some words to answer these, okay, okay, so if I just go back to the top, I just write words. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Word comma, word comma, or what.
Speaker 1:It can just words to answer the question, I guess.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Or to give it the information it needs.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, are there fields? You're naturally, naturally.
Speaker 1:What Naturally?
Speaker 2:Naturally yeah. Is it okay if I just do the words comma, word comma?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fine. That's pretty much what I need, okay, um, yeah.
Speaker 2:Uh, what do you like Um gymnastics podcast?
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't know Um.
Speaker 2:Okay, uh, so I just put a two there. Mm-hmm, do that Okay? Uh, eg Do that Okay, eg, for example, to do something.
Speaker 1:I enjoy.
Speaker 2:Yes, one month of Film school yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, you can put a comma and write Unvoluntarily dropped out.
Speaker 2:I do in unparantez. Okay, Unvoluntary dropped out.
Speaker 1:Unvoluntarily.
Speaker 2:Unvoluntarily dropped out. Yeah, so it knows that that Unvoluntarily, yeah, dropped out.
Speaker 1:Dropped out. Yeah, so it knows that that wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Um, um. You can write experience in.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Well, you could just write both and then period, sorry Period, mm-hmm, okay, and Period yes, I only used comma on the other ones.
Speaker 2:But that's okay. No, you were supposed to Okay.
Speaker 1:And Period yes, I only used comma on the other ones, but no, you were supposed to. Okay, what?
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:What's next?
Speaker 2:Oh, you're done with the fifth.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Was there another question for me to answer within that one?
Speaker 2:Do you enjoy structured environments or are you more comfortable? That one you, okay. Structured, yeah Next, remote or nearby.
Speaker 1:Or yeah, not too far away.
Speaker 2:Okay, not too far away. Too far away Are you sending it. Not yet, but I can.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 2:I'm going to period it and send.
Speaker 1:Are you going to read them for me?
Speaker 2:I think it's better if you write them, read them. Well, yeah, it's vibrating, it's writing.
Speaker 1:I'm not okay.
Speaker 2:Did you get the reference?
Speaker 1:I got the reference. Yes, did you, I did.
Speaker 2:Okay, I heard a song today. Oh, I threw it. I'll cry. I also want to do.
Speaker 1:That was my chest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I want to crack my back. Did you pop a pill? I, no, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. No, I think I took a scab away. I removed the scab.
Speaker 1:You removed it. Scab removal process.
Speaker 2:Scab remover.
Speaker 1:You scab remover? Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2:That's so mean and I can't say what it is.
Speaker 1:The next worst. Thing.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, I don't know. I had a good answer, but I can't use it.
Speaker 1:So but yeah, I mean, Okay, fine, then say it.
Speaker 2:No, I'm going to say that.
Speaker 1:What is ruining my life is that I have alcohol in my fridge and I'm not drinking it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It looks really good and it's mocking me all the time and I'm just leaving it alone. I'm not.
Speaker 2:I'm leveling it.
Speaker 1:I'm leveling it alone, I'm leaving it alone. I haven't touched it, but it looks so good.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It sounds like a sad, pathetic answer it sounds like you have a problem well, the problem is that I'm not drinking well, that maybe the problem the problem could be that I'm drinking too much yeah but it's more like there's alcohol and I want to drink it, but I'm not drinking it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do you see what I?
Speaker 1:mean, yes, I can hear it as it's coming out of my face. Yes, and it doesn't sound good but that's what's going on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's my thoughts.
Speaker 1:Are you out of sips?
Speaker 2:No, I'm still drinking.
Speaker 1:Ah, there it goes. I am going to drink.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I've decided now I am going to drink. You don't have to, but I am.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:God damn it why did you do that? I'm angry.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Because I have alcohol in my fridge and I'm not drinking it.
Speaker 2:Oh, if that's how you are now, how are you going to be when you're drunk?
Speaker 1:Furious.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Scary.
Speaker 1:Very scary. It's going to be so fun. We're all here for the drama, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Everyone craves it.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes.