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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
It's a weird title to a weird podcast hosted by a couple of weird people talking about weird things.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #98
But don't worry, we haven't forgotten the lighter side of life! Get ready for some belly laughs as we tackle the curious case of the "Monster Mash" mix-up, dream up the bizarre scenario of a "Terminator neighbor," and attempt to dodge English class drudgery with national tests. Alongside these shenanigans, we muse about chocolate's rightful place in our recording rituals and reflect on why burping might not be the best live mic strategy. Whether you're here for the deep talks or the delightful tangents, this episode promises warmth, laughter, and a touch of the unexpected.
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We can just talk a little.
Speaker 2:Did we even check the microphone? I don't think so. You are too fast. This is the correct microphone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the same, it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah, I didn't have to change it because it was already there. I just had to check it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I'm thinking, if that other microphone doesn't want to work while we are filming, we're going to have to use this.
Speaker 1:Okay For you. Yeah, is that going to work?
Speaker 2:Well, we will probably need a separate recording device, which means that there's going to be mixing involved. And we all love mixing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2:There's two ghosties and three pumpkins. I think I ate more pumpkins than you.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So I will take one pumpkin and one ghostie. Okay, so I will take one pumpkin and one ghostie.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'll take one pumpkin right now.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Today we filmed a test run for our fun little mini-series.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm yeah.
Speaker 2:Mistakes were made.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mm-hmm, eating and talking at the same time, mm-hmm, that's a mistake. Yeah, eating and talking at the same time, that's a mistake.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, this is getting cut. It's just the beginning. Okay, Time to fix, as usual. I still don't remember why I got this notebook.
Speaker 1:No, no one knows.
Speaker 2:Why are you throwing? Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, did you hurt yourself? Yeah, no, I didn't Sorry.
Speaker 1:Oh, you ate your other pumpkin already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you hurt yourself? Yeah, no, I didn't. Oh, you ate your other pumpkin already no. Are we going to have the ghosties now too?
Speaker 1:If you want to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, why not? So we avoid this. Yeah, mine has the butt cheeks.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yours has the floating ball.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Nut Sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the wandering nut. That's what I'm going to call this masterpiece.
Speaker 2:They came out really cute though.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Very messy, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, no.
Speaker 1:You're going to have to lick your fingers. I know.
Speaker 2:I wipe it on my glasses, that's an option. I guess that's the yoga mat.
Speaker 1:I'm going to move into your apartment.
Speaker 2:That's how you clean it up. That's how you do it. Do you want some water?
Speaker 1:I have this.
Speaker 2:Well, we don't know when we're going to open them.
Speaker 1:Okay well.
Speaker 2:Would you like some water?
Speaker 1:No, have this? Well, we don't know when we're going to open them, okay, well, would you like some water?
Speaker 2:No, I'm good, why? Okay, then Give me some water Hydrate. It's good for you.
Speaker 1:I had like a thousand teas today.
Speaker 2:Like three.
Speaker 1:Felt like a thousand to me. Four, was it four for me?
Speaker 2:I think so, because we had you had one more than me. One vanilla, two chives.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, and then the peach, so you had five. Oh my God, you're worse than me, mm-hmm. Well, I'm faster than you.
Speaker 2:No, that's true, yeah but Don't you dare mention anything. You be quiet. What Okay, you be quiet what you had chocolate all over my face.
Speaker 1:I don't see any chocolate.
Speaker 2:No, I felt it on my face.
Speaker 1:Well, I have to for sure.
Speaker 2:You're okay.
Speaker 1:Thank you, there's nothing there, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I called Manali the day that I got my offer.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I messaged her during the day. I was like I need some emergency future help okay I needed somewhere to go to someone to talk to, so and she was the first person I thought of yeah, I mean I wasn't much help.
Speaker 1:No, I really can't like help you decide no, and it's really my decision and everything. Did she answer?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, we booked a time to talk that evening, okay. And she said that my mom, like, ran up front.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:My mom came forward like as soon as she started. Okay, like as soon as she started.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And when she was basically just saying you know, don't worry about it, you know we can rely on Andreas financially, so the financials won't be a problem. And she was saying that Manali saw me not staying there at Unleavable until September, august, anyway. She figured that I would go a lot sooner and maybe get a job in between what I'm actually going for. But maybe something unexpected will happen after that. So it was all good things, luckily. I mean. I don't really know how much I should rely on that kind of thing. No, I don't know either.
Speaker 1:And it's like when we were talking about my. When she read me she said it's going to be a change and it is, and it's going to be fine for me, but apparently it looks like it's not.
Speaker 2:Maybe it feels like that now, but I mean, things can change.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I guess we'll see.
Speaker 2:But yeah, she was all for me, pretty much quitting and going for what I'm going after, yeah, and I think those were the words I needed.
Speaker 1:And that was like the thing that.
Speaker 2:It was basically that. And then I talked to Ante after and he was basically like go for it, like if you have that drive, then you should be chasing it. And he was like I've never had that kind of drive. I've never really like wanted to do anything and go for it.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Or he didn't have anything to go for. No.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So he was like you know what, just go for it. And that's what made me decide, Because she was also saying that if I was doing the evening shifts, she sensed health problems.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:I was like, yes, I know I'm going to have health problems going into evening shift and then day shift the next week.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So yeah, that's basically what made me make up my mind.
Speaker 1:Good, it was good, it felt really good. Yeah, I kind of felt like you did it for me, just to give me, and I'm like that was a huge part of the motivation too. Yeah, but I was like you shouldn't base it on me. That's not what I want, because I mean, if you wanted to stay, I think you should have stayed, not just say no, because it gives me a better chance. Yeah, but I, so I'm glad to hear that you had other thoughts as well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a very emotional day.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I left that office in a panic. I'm trying to hold myself together in the office. I'm a strong individual woman or independent woman. I can stand up to you people and then I walk out the door. I'm like, what do I do?
Speaker 1:I'm so strong.
Speaker 2:I'm panicking because I don't know what the future looks like, and it's really scary. It is still really scary.
Speaker 1:You're like. I think I left my strength in there.
Speaker 2:I need to come back and pick this up.
Speaker 1:I think it just like shed right off of me yeah, and I mean I felt so calm when I got the call about me not, uh, staying.
Speaker 2:I'm like yeah, okay, that's whatever yeah, uh, I mean was he like I'm sorry and I wish it wasn't like this?
Speaker 1:or was he just straightforward, yeah?
Speaker 2:it was. It wasn't like Hase. Like Hase how do you mean? Yeah, like he really wanted to keep you. But couldn't.
Speaker 1:No, it wasn't like that.
Speaker 2:I guess because it wasn't his decision.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's true so no it was pretty straightforward, but I was kind of prepared for it so it didn't really bother me that much, although I wanted to stay.
Speaker 2:but of course. Yeah, that's how it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how it is, and it is really scary yeah I try not to think about it while I'm not in the future no, exactly, yeah, but I'm I'm just thinking so if I take that box, or check that box uh, do do if. When I come back, what does that mean? Does that mean I'm team mansell?
Speaker 2:yeah, you start over, okay and that's basically what they were offering for me too yeah like yeah, and they gave me the five months and I was like so I'm basically starting over. She's like yeah, pretty much I was like I don't know about that no I mean, I worked hard and I panicked enough just to get here and you want me to start over after all these years?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's not what I really signed up for no so I might as well start over somewhere else yeah somewhere that actually wants and needs me and where I can do my best yeah do the things I want to do. Yeah, that's how I see it, anyway. So, yeah, if you ended up being a team Missy again, you'd have to work your year before you even get a chance to be fussed again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it's just nine months. Yeah, maybe it's even less now with the new place. Who knows? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, is that you, that's me. Okay, I definitely feel the five kilos that I've gained today and I'm at 6,000.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not doing great.
Speaker 1:No, hey, I'm doing great. I'm at 5,000.
Speaker 2:Good job.
Speaker 1:Thank you.
Speaker 2:How are you feeling?
Speaker 1:Pretty good, and you.
Speaker 2:I'm good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so should we start this? Let's get drunk? No, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2:We're going to be talking about Mamma Mia. We have to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it's a requirement. I'll get drunk Off of energy drinking. Yeah, a monster, monster, drunk.
Speaker 2:Monster drunk. You did the monster drunk.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, is that a thing, or?
Speaker 2:what it's? A monster mash, but monster drunk could be a thing.
Speaker 1:Monster mash.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a graveyard. Smash the monster mash.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Caught on in a flash the monster mash. He did the monster mash. Wow, Okay. Do we need to watch it? We need to listen to this.
Speaker 1:What is it? It's a song. By whom?
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know Very old.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Have I listened to this before? I really hope so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess we can watch whatever it is.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Should we pause and we?
Speaker 2:can pause and listen. Sorry, not sorry.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry I wasted time I had never heard that.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So that's why I was confused when you started talking about it.
Speaker 2:All right, well, it was fun anyway, yeah. What do you think it's a good thing that we finish each other's broccoli? That's so funny. Sorry, finish each other's broccoli.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and so how are you Stop Okay?
Speaker 2:Stop, look at the computer. I'll take care of you. It's just a black speck.
Speaker 1:Get rid of it Black speck.
Speaker 2:I had to think of my words. It wasn't going to come out right, I caught myself.
Speaker 1:Okay, your sister always wants to, but she just couldn't. But I don't think you. Yeah, it's just ghosting.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, oh, my ghosting Okay. I thought you were looking at my stretch marks. No, it's the my gross armpit stretch marks no it's the ghosting that's, is that? Better. Yeah, okay, can I just adjust.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, should I just adjust?
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, but yeah, I don't remember what you did on Monday, so I got this offer. Do you need to breathe?
Speaker 1:No, I'm good, you're good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1:You got this offer.
Speaker 2:Are you going to?
Speaker 1:be my Terminator, Maybe Aww Okay sorry. Yeah, what? What did you call it?
Speaker 1:you said something not um permanent yeah not permanent, the other thing just contract yeah, uh we're always looking, yeah so I took it very lightly and he no, I forgot what I was going to say, so I didn't panic. Yes, yeah, I'm just trying to remember what I was thinking. No, no, Anyhow, the call went well and uh, yeah, I, now I know that I'm I, I always I'm also suspected that that was how it was gonna be, so, yeah, like a term, a neighbor.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you become my neighbor, you have to say that every time you leave. Yeah, that's just how it is.
Speaker 1:Every time I leave.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you come over here.
Speaker 1:Oh, and then Bye, terminator, and then you go home. Oh, I'll be back. You have to be like I'll be back. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:I'll be like okay, bye.
Speaker 1:Bye Terminator.
Speaker 2:Bye term a neighbor. I mean I can't say that because I'm not a term a neighbor, no. But you can say that to me?
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I'm the term a neighbor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't say I'll be back.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, for the next three hours.
Speaker 2:I can't say that every weekend.
Speaker 1:Nope.
Speaker 2:Or week Every Friday, no October 11th, and with two L's, not a U Looper.
Speaker 1:Wait, what Right? Two, what O's? Yeah, you said two L's.
Speaker 2:I said two O's.
Speaker 1:Oh, I heard two L's.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, it's the dialect.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're gonna say that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why you're gonna fail the English classes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have to take an English class. I hope I zoom through that thing Be like. Can I just take the national test?
Speaker 1:today. Those are O's, not L's how many times do I have to?
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna walk in first day, all right, can I take the national test already? Yeah, and just get me out of here, please. I think I got out of it in sauna, I didn't have to take it okay but there were, like other classes, that I had to take yeah, anyway.
Speaker 1:Anyway not relevant no, not at all um, that too.
Speaker 2:Um, you cannot do that when we're live. Do not burp in the microphone when we are doing the live recording.
Speaker 1:I usually don't, no, but when we're recording the episode ow. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Then you do every time yeah.
Speaker 1:You can't do that this time, but when we do the live, I never do that.
Speaker 2:Okay Good, I don't think never do that, okay good.
Speaker 1:I don't think.
Speaker 2:Don't think so anyway.
Speaker 1:No, I don't remember. Okay, so it was confusing.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Um, I mean, can you? I mean you. You have to say that she's dead right. The or.
Speaker 2:Was it? It wasn't two years.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know.
Speaker 2:In about March, I think.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:It would be two years ago, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it was a while ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So I'm I'm done with my uh, my bad summary, by the way.
Speaker 2:Okay, I think All right, yeah. Keep going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. So I thought the movie was funny and yeah.
Speaker 2:Sorry for being a cow oh yeah, it's okay Moo Moo. Just going to throw in a moo.
Speaker 1:That's how you should cry.
Speaker 2:Moo Moo, just gonna throw in a moo. That's how you should cry Moo. I try not to make a scene when I cry, okay, sometimes it just kind of happens, but most of the time I keep it down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah so.
Speaker 2:Because, yes, sometimes I cry to movies.
Speaker 1:It just happens. Yes, yes and that's perfectly fine. Sometimes you're supposed to cry to movies I think you were supposed to cry during this one, yeah are we keeping this?
Speaker 2:yeah, okay, you can keep that yeah, I'll take this part, it's fine.
Speaker 1:No, what? Oh yeah, was it something else? I think I wanted to say that Cher is a really bad actress.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:That's like I can't forget that I have to remember what. What's happening Nothing. Wait what song. What what's happening nothing? Um, wait what song, oh what what song did they um?
Speaker 2:I know that one I also really like um one of us? I believe they okay did they have that one in this one? Do you have anything else to say about this? No, I, I think I'm good all right, I think I'm also good yeah, I, I, I like their, you know are they well casted yeah and in which I'm playing with the headphones cord, which I'm not supposed to do but.
Speaker 1:I fidget, so that's what I do anyway I'm a rebel, yeah, um, and I squeak with my chair.
Speaker 2:Very cute. Now I Shut up, shut up the Olmecs.
Speaker 1:It's so funny about that.
Speaker 2:You're funny.
Speaker 1:Sigh.
Speaker 2:Sighs.
Speaker 1:Sigh denied Zocco Otto, it would have been funny if you liked chocolate.
Speaker 2:Zocco Otto. They considered it a luxury what you're still laughing at me I'm sorry, oh, my quetzalcoatl quetzalcoatl, quetzalcoatl quetzalcoatl quetzalcoatl just how much we lost, right yeah, so I'm 75.7 right now and a week ago I was 75.6. Today you were 101.4. And last Friday was the 4th. So if I go up to the 4th, which was apparently a lot of days ago, yeah 101.9. You're down to 101. And that's something to be proud of.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2:You don't even dare.
Speaker 1:You know, so it wouldn't rash.
Speaker 2:It wouldn't melt.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, okay, I'm sorry. One question just with the things you made today, right, does it have to be? Was it a coconut thing? Oil, yeah, was it oil you had? I used coconut oil with that okay, well, the the other lumpy thing, the cream, or was it? Was that oil the big lump?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, okay, it was coconut oil. Okay, does it melt?
Speaker 1:okay, yes, uh, does it have to be that in in there, or?
Speaker 2:I don't think so, but it's the best choice for me. Okay for my diet yeah, okay which we're gonna talk about now. Okay, um, let's see others, other pre-recording snacks recording recording snacks. S'more hoops, okay snacks yeah um, I'll just do I. No, I'm not gonna go through this. Cut that part okay we don't need the other snacks because we already have chocolate, and that's what we really want anyway.
Speaker 1:Right, right, I like chocolate, chocolate, good Chocolate, good for me.
Speaker 2:Is there anything else you want to talk about? Do you have other questions about chocolate? We can look up. What else do you want now?
Speaker 1:Chocolate question. I don't know, just give me the options.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it didn't give me the answers.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Glad she's gone, she's gone.
Speaker 2:That's so mean.
Speaker 1:All right, all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Really, all right, all right, yeah, really, that was the one I thought the least, yeah well, please elaborate on question wisdom.
Speaker 2:Question number nine. But what do you think? Should we start getting dark chocolate bars?
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe Before recording. Yeah, maybe Before recording. Yeah, like you said, we should have like a square, just one square, while warming up maybe. Yeah, sounds good. Okay, good idea.
Speaker 2:We'll start doing that then. Yeah, see how that goes.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Is it my surprise? It's your surprise.
Speaker 1:Okay, yes, surprise.
Speaker 2:Surprise.
Speaker 1:Surprise. I hope people will be happy with that.
Speaker 2:So should we have a list of 99 things? That's a good one All right, we're going to create a list of 99 things, just random things I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't know what, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what Cut this so it's a surprise.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. Oh, I'm sorry did you want to say that no, it's you like saying we're out of episode I. I thought you did it perfectly, so thank you, you're welcome.
