#99: Couldn’t Have Been Any Bitter

In which Lauren & Mattias read a scripted version of the episode in 99 lines. They discuss their recent movie night films, and assign each other rewatches to review next week. They bring up various topics such as getting trapped in bathrooms and sugar demons.

Content:

• Opening
  • Previous episode references
• Weekly check in
  • Sugar demon
  • Weight update
• Movie on!
  • Mercury Rising
  • Chess
• Movie rewatch assignments
• Intermission
• 99 line episode script
  • Opening
  • Weekly check in
  • Movie on!
  • Intermission
  • Random question roulette
  • What’s ruining our lives?
  • Fun facts
  • Wrap up
• 100th episode!!! Live podcast recording on youtube October 25, 2024 3pm EST/9pm CET
• Live Mad Libs (Rescheduled!) November 16, 2024 2pm EST/8pm CET on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast
• What’s ruining our lives?
• Wrap up

Transcript

Unscripted Banter on Eating and Candy

Speaker 1 0:06

in a world where everything is unscripted , this is roasty toasty ghost , you said this would be a good idea . Yeah , because we're gonna think better and whatever it was we're not gonna read better no , we no . We're going to think .

Speaker 2 0:26

Yeah .

Speaker 1 0:26

But you might be saying , like what do you have to think ?

Speaker 2 0:30

Why do you have to think ? That's something I wonder often .

Speaker 1 0:34

Yeah , because I ate dark chocolate .

Speaker 2 0:36

So now you've got to think about thinking .

Speaker 1 0:38

Yeah , that's the important thing .

Speaker 2 0:42

Why do you have to think about words ?

Speaker 1 0:44

I don't know , hopefully I don't have to . That would be nice huh , since now I ate dark chocolate . So now I'm gonna be smart Like super smart .

Speaker 2 0:55

I'm gonna make you smart .

Speaker 1 0:56

Yeah .

Speaker 2 0:57

Or maybe then dark chocolate will .

Speaker 1 0:59

It's too dark . It's too dark .

Speaker 2 1:03

And that's the problem , yeah that's the problem for me . You know the thing about the word dark . The word is a problem , can't say dark . Are we nerding out on our own podcast ?

Speaker 1 1:17

No one else does no .

Speaker 2 1:20

Someone got to do it .

Speaker 1 1:20

Yeah , okay , should we start ?

Speaker 2 1:24

Yeah , we can do that . Yeah , let's put this away .

Speaker 1 1:26

I think , it's your turn to introduce .

Speaker 2 1:29

Oh , that's exciting . Let's start this up .

Speaker 1 1:31

Okay , pretty succinct , not perfect , but this is the stuff .

Speaker 2 1:40

That's stuff .

Speaker 1 1:41

That's stuff .

Speaker 2 1:42

That's stuff , that is the stuff , that is stuff .

Speaker 1 1:45

That's stuff , that's stuff , that is the stuff , mm-hmm , that is stuff , mm-hmm , I'm stuffed , you are stuffed , ah .

Speaker 2 1:50

Pancakes . Do you like the idea of pancakes ?

Speaker 1 1:53

Yeah , american pancakes .

Speaker 2 1:55

Chocolate pancakes .

Speaker 1 1:57

Oh , that sounds good .

Speaker 2 1:58

Hold on , I'm sorry .

Speaker 1 2:00

What .

Speaker 2 2:00

I have to cut you off . We . I have to cut you off . We started this . Yeah , we opened our drinks .

Speaker 1 2:05

Yes , I know .

Speaker 2 2:05

We should probably get going .

Speaker 1 2:07

Yeah , get moving , yeah , get moving , and you , you're the one who should introduce us .

Speaker 2 2:13

Yeah , well , I'm going to , I'm going to Okay , Are you ready ? We're ready . Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty , the best podcast ever .

Speaker 1 2:25

I don't know . I'm Lauren and I am Matias .

Speaker 2 2:26

And we're going to be your besties for the next hour or so .

Speaker 1 2:30

Yeah .

Speaker 2 2:31

And it's going to be really fun . Actually , this one probably will be kind of fun .

Speaker 1 2:36

It's our 99th episode . Yeah , it's going to be very special , special , special .

Speaker 2 2:43

Yeah , kind of special , kind of special , special Special .

Speaker 1 2:44

Yeah , kind of special , kind of special .

Speaker 2 2:45

Yeah , I mean , it's only the episode before the 100th .

Speaker 1 2:49

Yeah , that's going to be very special .

Speaker 2 2:51

This one's only kind of special . Kind of I'm just going to make it kind of fun yeah .

Speaker 1 2:56

The 101 , that's not going to be special at all .

Speaker 2 2:59

No , that one's going to be back to normal boring stuff .

Speaker 1 3:02

That's going to be a crappy episode .

Speaker 2 3:04

Yeah , maybe .

Speaker 1 3:06

We'll see yeah .

Speaker 2 3:07

We'll see how bad we can make it .

Speaker 1 3:09

Yeah .

Speaker 2 3:10

Okay , so , matias , how are you doing ?

Speaker 1 3:14

I'm doing good actually .

Speaker 2 3:16

Good .

Speaker 1 3:17

Yeah , and how are you ?

Speaker 2 3:19

I'm feeling okay , I'm all right .

Speaker 1 3:21

Okay .

Speaker 2 3:23

Could be better , could be better .

Speaker 1 3:24

Could also be worse .

Speaker 2 3:26

Yeah , could be worse . I'm going to tell you I did not have the best week .

Speaker 1 3:32

No , okay why .

Speaker 2 3:33

Because I have been eating too much . I have slipped a lot . I've tried doing better every day and I just haven't done better .

Speaker 1 3:44

You're still talking about eating , right .

Speaker 2 3:47

Eating .

Speaker 1 3:47

Yeah , not that you slipped and fell .

Speaker 2 3:50

No , I don't think I did . Almost but I didn't actually fall .

Speaker 1 3:55

No . No Eating-wise it's been difficult . Yeah , you haven't done that Eating wisely .

Speaker 2 4:02

Right , wisely . I have not been eating wisely . I've been eating clumsily ah , yeah , that happens just giving into anything that I see . So I'm gonna start telling you about my week yeah okay , I'm gonna start off with saturday . Saturday was a mess , I can tell you that okay it was we did not have gymnastics , so I had the day off . We did go to the gym we did and it started off good . Everything seemed pretty good . And then I got home after dropping you off at home or at my at your place .

Speaker 2 4:37

I went back home to my place and my daughter wanted to go shopping . So I went up to her and I was like hey , you do , you want to have fika ? And she was like yeah , I want fika . And so we went and had fika . We had yummy stuff .

Speaker 1 4:56

Yeah , and also that voice . What did you call that ?

Speaker 2 5:00

This voice is my sugar demon .

Speaker 1 5:02

Yeah .

Speaker 2 5:02

This is who comes out when I have a very strong craving , usually for sugar . Yeah , so yeah , Anyway . Anyway , we had our fika and I saw that there was this tiny little square of carrot cake . That was . It was very lonely .

Speaker 1 5:19

Oh .

Speaker 2 5:19

It had no friends .

Speaker 1 5:20

That's sad .

Speaker 2 5:21

It was sad .

Speaker 1 5:22

So I was like do you want some carrot cake ?

Speaker 2 5:25

because there was also walnut brownies right next to it like do you want carrot cake ? She's like yeah yeah , I was like we're taking fika to go so we got a carrot cake and walnut brownie and we had second fika in the car on the way to the stores .

Speaker 1 5:42

I'm not judging you you .

Speaker 2 5:44

You're judging me .

Speaker 1 5:44

Yeah , I am , I still rolled my eyes .

Speaker 2 5:48

Why is that ?

Speaker 1 5:49

I don't know what do you mean . I would never .

Speaker 2 5:53

No , of course not . We went shopping and in this specific store that she wanted to go to there is a section with American candy and I saw some Reese's with like some pretzel pieces in it . I was like just dumping them in my basket . And there was also a Hershey's bar that had like some kind of salt caramel flavor to it .

Speaker 1 6:18

Like .

Speaker 2 6:19

I've never tried this one . Take it .

Speaker 1 6:21

We've been talking about Hershey's last week .

Speaker 2 6:24

Yeah , we talked about chocolate last week .

Speaker 1 6:26

Yeah .

Speaker 2 6:27

Yeah , I thought that would be it . I would just have those on my way home and everything would be fine . And I knew that I had been bad . So I asked my oldest if he wanted to go to the football field and kick the football around a bit and play and maybe run around the track and he was like , yeah , let's do that . So we did and I ran the track and everything was good until my life partner called me . Partner called me and was like your daughter wants to go get candy .

Speaker 1 7:02

I was like she already already had candy we're not getting more candy .

Speaker 2 7:06

But then I was thinking my oldest didn't get candy no , so you hadn't had enough well , I didn't tell him that I had candy already . So he was like , okay , well , let's all go walk to the store and get some candy . I was like , all right I kind of had to pee anyway , so I wanted to go home .

Speaker 1 7:28

The sugar demon hadn't had enough .

Speaker 2 7:30

No , it had been too long for . Like real sugar .

Speaker 1 7:34

Yeah .

Speaker 2 7:35

Not this stevia and I don't know dark chocolate .

Speaker 1 7:39

Yeah , what the heck is that ?

Speaker 2 7:41

No , it's not what I'm looking for . Nope , it's not sweet enough . So we all walked down to the store and the kids got to pick out their candy and I was like I'm going to have some celery and peanut butter and I'll be good , right .

Speaker 1 7:56

I love peanut butter .

Speaker 2 7:57

Then my daughter comes up to me and she's like I found some candy pumpkins for you and she took some of those . Okay , I was like oh well , all right , Thanks . And then my life partner was looking at the nature candy , which is like chocolate covered nuts , pretty much Okay , or what ? What would you call it ?

Speaker 1 8:17

That's basically it . There are like strawberries and stuff like that too .

Speaker 2 8:22

Yeah , it's not just nuts , I guess no it's a healthier kind of candy . I guess in a way .

Speaker 1 8:28

Yeah .

Speaker 2 8:29

But there were also like these peanut clusters in chocolate and coconut , and I like those .

Speaker 1 8:36

Okay .

Speaker 2 8:36

So I just felt like mentioning oh , I like those , and he ended up taking some for me . Yeah , and he ended up taking some for me . So when we got home I ended up eating the chocolate and the pumpkins and the celery with the peanut butter . I also had some turkey and cheese .

Speaker 1 8:53

Okay .

Speaker 2 8:54

And , yeah , I ate quite a lot , but we were playing some racing game on the PlayStation and we were having fun , so it was good , but it was also not good . I did not feel good .

Speaker 1 9:05

No .

Speaker 2 9:06

No , I felt like garbage at the end of the evening . Yeah , I was not okay .

Speaker 1 9:10

No , no , what was ?

Speaker 2 9:12

your Saturday .

Speaker 1 9:13

Oh yeah , I got fika . My sister and my mom they or my niece baked some stuff and I , I mean I can't say no , no , I have to eat whatever people bake for me .

Speaker 2 9:29

Right .

Speaker 1 9:29

So it was like some kind of chocolate cake .

Speaker 2 9:33

It was like brownies , right .

Speaker 1 9:34

Yeah , and then a raspberry pie and vanilla sauce .

Speaker 2 9:41

Yeah , it's like a creamy sauce . So yeah , very good , so good .

Speaker 1 9:45

Yeah too good , so I also ate stuff I shouldn't have , and I hope this weekend will be better .

Speaker 2 9:53

Yeah , Well , after today . Today is usually the day we kind of let go .

Speaker 1 9:58

Yeah , that's . The funny part is that Friday is like a cheat day , but I tend to wake up with my best numbers on Saturday morning .

Speaker 2 10:09

Yeah , on the Saturday morning , not the Friday .

Speaker 1 10:11

No .

Speaker 2 10:12

Okay .

Speaker 1 10:13

Saturday morning usually is my best , but today we've eaten so much . We'll get to that later .

Speaker 2 10:19

I don't have too high expectations for tomorrow , but yes , I don't know how that works , but yeah , sunday .

Speaker 1 10:26

Sunday we went for a walk .

Speaker 2 10:28

We did .

Speaker 1 10:28

Oh yeah , it was on Sunday . I had the raspberry pie , by the way , okay so .

Speaker 2 10:34

I remember Sunday being a very active day . I was trying so hard to be moving all day because I had gained like was it two kilos and that didn't feel great . So I started off in the morning , I went for a jog and then I went home and a little while later I asked my oldest if he wanted to go out to the trail in the woods and go for a jog . And we did and we had fun , we enjoyed it . It felt good , it went quick .

Speaker 1 11:12

I also have to add that your two kilos . I still have the record between you and I of gaining most in one day . I have three kilos , so yeah you're not on that level yet no , I didn't realize .

Speaker 2 11:28

It was a competition no , it just became oh , okay , okay , you want to do this . You want to see who can gain the most at once okay , all right tomorrow . Yeah , we're gonna find out tomorrow I'm totally gonna beat you tomorrow , okay ?

Speaker 2 11:42

so we went for a jog in the woods and then we got back and oh , I have this game on the nintendo switch that you can like get a workout out of it it's kind of like we fit , but it's actually a game , and you like attack monsters and stuff , but you like actually run your body has to run and like you work out to beat the monsters and stuff . So , I played that for a bit . I got that workout in and , yeah , we went for our walk Just like an hour long .

Speaker 1 12:18

It's a good walk .

Speaker 2 12:19

Yeah .

Speaker 1 12:20

And we just walk and talk .

Speaker 2 12:22

And the next day I gained even more . Yeah , so I got even more .

Speaker 1 12:24

Yeah , so I got so frustrated . Yeah , not that much though .

Speaker 2 12:28

No , it wasn't much , but it was still something . Yeah , you expected to lose some yeah , after everything I had done that day and I still gained . And I got so annoyed .

Speaker 1 12:40

Yeah , for me this week I have lost pretty much actually so far .

Speaker 2 12:46

But we're gonna get to that , yeah . What about the rest of the week ? Anything exciting ?

Speaker 1 12:50

I mean it's been work yeah mostly , and also the boss I'm working for seems almost mad at me . She doesn't look at me , she doesn't talk to me , she just avoids me yeah and it feels like it's something . Mad about something . Petty thing , I'm sure Probably yeah , and it's okay for me , because I don't like her that much .

Speaker 2 13:14

No , but yeah , I mean , we went to the gym . No , we didn't . Well , we did go to the gym on Wednesday .

Speaker 1 13:21

We did .

Speaker 2 13:22

We walked in and it was packed , so then we walked out again .

Speaker 1 13:26

Yeah .

Speaker 2 13:26

And we went for a walk instead .

Speaker 1 13:27

Yeah , there were annoying people there , so we didn't really want to be there and there was like someone on almost all the machines . Yeah .

Speaker 2 13:35

So you know what ? We'll go for a walk instead .

Speaker 1 13:38

It was a good walk .

Speaker 2 13:39

It was a good walk .

Speaker 1 13:40

I liked it .

Speaker 2 13:41

But overall my week wasn't great .

Speaker 1 13:44

No .

Speaker 2 13:44

I'll try to do better next week .

Speaker 1 13:45

Yeah , I hope we can do better next week .

Speaker 2 13:48

I've been craving fat , a lot of fat , and today I got that fat . Oh yeah . Today is Friday .

Speaker 1 13:55

It is .

Speaker 2 13:56

We took the day off to do some filming .

Speaker 1 13:59

We did .

Speaker 2 13:59

We played around with some filming stuff , yeah , and we made delicious food for lunch .

Speaker 1 14:07

Fatty food .

Speaker 2 14:15

Fatty food , which is what I needed , but made up for it with a nice salad for dinner , yeah , which was also really

Discussion of Movie Reviews and Musical

Speaker 2 14:18

good . Yes , oh yeah , we went to the gym today too .

Speaker 1 14:19

Oh , yes , we did .

Speaker 2 14:20

It was early .

Speaker 1 14:21

Yeah .

Speaker 2 14:21

Early gym .

Speaker 1 14:22

We did pretty good today .

Speaker 2 14:24

I was happy .

Speaker 1 14:25

Yeah .

Speaker 2 14:25

Hmm , uh , let's give a weight update .

Speaker 1 14:28

Oh yeah , I lost 1.4 kilograms .

Speaker 2 14:32

All right , I lost 0.3 kilos this week .

Speaker 1 14:36

Yeah .

Speaker 2 14:39

Okay , so really not great .

Speaker 1 14:43

I mean .

Speaker 2 14:43

I will try to do better next week .

Speaker 1 14:46

Yeah .

Speaker 2 14:46

You know , the other thing about Fridays is that the what . The other thing .

Speaker 1 14:51

Yeah , okay , what did I say ? No , I just the Friday is , we watched movies .

Speaker 2 15:00

Yes , yeah , so would you like to move on ?

Speaker 1 15:03

Let's move on .

Speaker 2 15:04

All right , so tonight we watched Mercury Rising .

Speaker 1 15:09

Yes .

Speaker 2 15:10

And Chess .

Speaker 1 15:11

Mm-hmm .

Speaker 2 15:12

Yeah , all right , so I'm going to tell you about Mercury Rising .

Speaker 1 15:15

Yes .

Speaker 2 15:16

Let's see what happened . This is a movie with Bruce Willis .

Speaker 1 15:19

Mm-hmm .

Speaker 2 15:20

Okay , and there's a boy also . He is very autistic .

Speaker 1 15:25

Yeah .

Speaker 2 15:26

And he cracks a super code and the super code tells him to call someone and no one was supposed to be able to crack the code . So because he cracked the code , some bad guys wanted to kill him . And Bruce Willis beats up the bad guys and yeah , that's it right .

Speaker 1 15:47

Yeah .

Speaker 2 15:47

Yeah , there's a random girl who gets involved somehow .

Speaker 1 15:51

Mm-hmm .

Speaker 2 15:52

And she doesn't even ask for it , but she just gets dragged in by Bruce Willis and then he just keeps dragging her in further .

Speaker 1 16:02

Yeah , and I don't think she wanted any of it no , and one thing about her is that the boy attaches to her so quickly .

Speaker 2 16:11

Yeah .

Speaker 1 16:11

I don't know how it works , but it feels a little weird .

Speaker 2 16:16

Yeah , oh yeah . The boy becomes in Bruce Willis's custody because the bad guys killed both the parents first , and that's what happens in this movie .

Speaker 1 16:27

Yeah .

Speaker 2 16:27

Did I like the movie .

Speaker 1 16:28

Yeah , okay , that's a good question .

Speaker 2 16:32

Oh , I thought you were answering it for me . No , yeah , you did .

Speaker 1 16:36

I'm curious .

Speaker 2 16:38

Did I like the movie ? Yeah'm . I'm curious . Did I like the movie ? Yeah , I mean I I did like the movie . It was a good movie . I got really annoyed every time they picked up the boy and he just started screaming like bloody murder yeah I mean I get it , but it was just , I don't know kind of annoying okay , by them or by the boy , the boy yeah but you can't help him no , whatever okay did you like the movie ?

Speaker 1 17:04

I love this movie okay I think this is the first bruce willis movie I ever saw . I think okay I'm pretty sure actually , and I know that this movie because this movie is like my mom's favorite Bruce Willis movie Okay , I always thought it was so good . We pretty recently bought it on DVD . It's so good , it's exciting , it has good bad guys . Oh yeah , alec Baldwin is in this one .

Speaker 2 17:32

Oh yeah , I guess he is .

Speaker 1 17:33

Yeah , he is , I can tell you that he is , he is . According to me , it's a great movie . I think the boy is a good actor . He was very convincing to me . I don't really know much about autistic people like that , but as far as I could tell he was very convincing .

Speaker 2 17:52

What year was it ?

Speaker 1 17:53

98 .

Speaker 2 17:54

Okay , yeah , because the people the had like no idea what autism was and had like the complete wrong idea of what it was , and it was like you don't know , how , do you not know ? Yeah how can you be so judgmental ?

Speaker 1 18:12

yeah , the same for me . I didn't know what autism was before I saw this movie . I also was very young , so All right . Okay , I didn't know much about it and it's end of the 90s movies . So Bruce Willis starts with a boy I mean Sixth Sense and this one it feels like at the end of the 90s . He is like I'm gonna do movies with boys .

Speaker 2 18:38

Okay .

Speaker 1 18:39

I don't know .

Speaker 2 18:41

I don't know , no , I don't .

Speaker 1 18:43

It's also funny that the guy who played Hamilton , the Swedish Hamilton , he's in this one . Yeah , he's also in Armageddon , both released in 98 .

Speaker 2 18:56

He was the funny Russian guy .

Speaker 1 18:58

Yeah , armageddon yeah , in this one he's not as funny no more of a killer . He's very serious yeah , but he's not in it very much no he disappears . That's it . It's a really good movie yeah , according to me .

Speaker 2 19:13

Yeah , it was a good movie . Now I really need you to tell me about chess yeah , chess , okay .

Speaker 1 19:20

So this is the first swedish musical we watched . So this movie is about a couple of guys who is gonna play chess , or they are playing chess , and it's about their lives . Um , it's not just about chess , it's also about a love story . One guy falls in love with the other guy's girlfriend or wife . It's like a stage play , right . Is that the word for it .

Speaker 2 19:51

Yeah , like Hamilton .

Speaker 1 19:52

Yeah , like Hamilton and Oklahoma and other .

Speaker 2 19:56

Waitress .

Speaker 1 19:56

Waitress yes , Heathers , the musical .

Speaker 2 19:59

Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1 20:00

Okay , what else happens in this movie ? It's set in the Cold War , so it's like Russians against United States . At least the flags of the what .

Speaker 2 20:12

I know nothing .

Speaker 1 20:13

Okay , that's how I understood it .

Speaker 2 20:16

Okay .

Speaker 1 20:16

This is the first time for me as well , watching this movie , and they sing some songs . They play chess . They don't beat bad guys up , they just play chess and sing . Maybe it's not the type of movie that I like very much . I would say I don't know . Maybe it's just not my type of musical . But I have to say that I did enjoy some of the songs . It was good songs . I mean they were written by the abba guys yeah bjorn and benny .

Speaker 1 20:47

So the actors slash singers and they're very good . I did know that , since I know who they are most of the people . Well , maybe not the guy from . He's more of a talk singer guy . Okay , whenever he was gonna sing , it sounded like Does your Mother Know ? By ABBA , Anyhow it was okay , I didn't hate it , but I don't think I will watch it again . It was good enough . Could have been worse . Yeah , Could have been better . I didn't hate it , but I don't think I will watch it again .

Speaker 2 21:23

It was good enough , could have been worse , Could have been better , Okay , so what did you think about this movie ? I half understood what was going on . I did enjoy the songs some of them but I can say that I am slightly disappointed because I expected the songs to be more .

Speaker 1 21:40

ABBA-like Okay .

Speaker 2 21:41

And these were . They felt more opera-like .

Speaker 1 21:44

Yeah , in a way yeah .

Speaker 2 21:46

Not all of them .

Speaker 1 21:47

No .

Speaker 2 21:48

But a lot of them yeah .

Speaker 1 21:49

I , I'm sorry for interrupting you , but I was the opposite actually . But I was the opposite actually . I thought they would be more like slower and some of the songs are , you know , a little bit more upbeat , and that surprised me a little bit , Since I really only heard one song of these before . That was I , Mitt Hjärtats Land .

Speaker 2 22:12

Okay , yeah , the one he sings before Act Two .

Speaker 1 22:14

Okay , so that's probably my favorite . He sings before Act Two . Okay , so that's probably my favorite , since I already heard that song . Yeah , this musical originated in English .

Speaker 2 22:26

It originated in English .

Speaker 1 22:28

Yeah , okay it did , but I can't find an English , you know .

Speaker 2 22:32

I don't think the English version .

Speaker 1 22:34

No , I don't think they taped that .

Speaker 2 22:36

Okay so .

Speaker 1 22:37

I guess it's just the Swedish one .

Speaker 2 22:39

All right .

Speaker 1 22:40

So it's better than nothing . It would have been cool to hear the English one , because that's kind of what I wanted to hear , but we got Swedish instead .

Speaker 2 22:49

Yeah . Is that all we have to say about this ?

Speaker 1 22:51

Yeah , probably .

Speaker 2 22:52

All right . Well , before we go on break , it's the 99th episode , which means next week is the 100th episode , and we usually do movie rewatches every quarter episode . So today we need to assign each other our rewatches . Yeah , so basically , with rewatches , we pick a movie that we want the other person to give a second chance . Maybe we liked it more than they did , and yeah , yeah . That's the best I can do . So do you have one prepared for me ?

Speaker 1 23:31

Do you have one prepared for me ?

Speaker 2 23:34

I do Okay , you first .

Speaker 1 23:36

Okay , prepared for me . I do . Okay , you first . Okay , I picked because most of the movies from my side are like movies with Bruce Willis .

Speaker 2 23:45

Yeah , since number 75 .

Speaker 1 23:46

Yeah , and I'm like you , like most of the Bruce Willis , the only one I can remember . You said hmm , it wasn't my favorite but it was okay . You said hmm , it wasn't my favorite , but it was okay , and that was Last man Standing .

Speaker 2 24:00

Okay , so you get to re-watch that one . All right , last man Standing , okay . Well , staying on theme of picking one from my side for you yeah . This is a movie that we didn't quite understand what was happening , until like the second half , I think , but we both were fairly convinced that it was a good movie , had we understood what was going on .

Speaker 1 24:33

Yeah .

Speaker 2 24:33

And that one is Top Hat .

Speaker 1 24:36

Oh yeah .

Speaker 2 24:37

Mm-hmm , that's the one with the girl who mistakes the guy for another guy . Oh yeah , I remember , oh yeah , and I thought that both the guys looked completely the same . Yeah , so I couldn't tell the difference .

Speaker 1 24:54

A while until we somewhat understood anything . Yeah , so yeah , yeah , that's a good one .

Speaker 2 25:02

Okay .

Speaker 1 25:03

And I'm not upset by that good I . I really want to re-watch that one all right .

Speaker 2 25:09

Good , we have our movies and now we're gonna take a break . Yeah , so we will be right back yes welcome back back . Thank you . Hello and welcome back to episode number 99 , thank you .

Speaker 1 25:38

Thank you .

Speaker 2 25:38

You're welcome . Today we have a . Yeah , that's what we have .

Speaker 1 25:47

We have a . We're going to do that for the next one , okay .

Speaker 2 25:53

so I asked Open Eyes to write a script for the episode . That was 99 lines for us , yeah .

Speaker 1 26:02

So we are going lines for us . Yeah .

Speaker 2 26:03

So we are going to read it .

Speaker 1 26:06

Yeah .

Speaker 2 26:06

So this is the scripted version of Roasty Toasty , ghosty , yeah and action .

Speaker 1 26:13

Action In a world where everything is partially scripted . This is Roasty Toasty Ghosty .

Speaker 2 26:31

Welcome , welcome , welcome . You're listening to Roasty Toasty Ghosty . I'm Lauren .

Speaker 1 26:37

And I am Matias , your second favorite , ghosty hosty .

Speaker 2 26:41

Second favorite . Huh , You're putting yourself right behind me .

Speaker 1 26:45

I mean , obviously , look at this dynamic duo . Anyway , we're here to roast toast and bring the ghosts of laughter to your ears .

Speaker 2 26:56

Wow , you went there . That was cringey , but also very on brand .

Speaker 1 27:01

Cringe is my middle name , didn't you know ?

Speaker 2 27:06

Oh I know , all right , let's kick things off . Today we've got movie reviews , bad summaries and a fun new segment we're calling what's Ruining Our Lives Right Now .

Speaker 1 27:19

But first , Drum roll , drum roll .

Speaker 2 27:22

Drum roll I'm gonna fix this .

Speaker 1 27:29

Okay , I'm gonna do that . Drum roll please .

Speaker 2 27:32

It's time for our weekly updates .

Speaker 1 27:36

Lauren , what kind of Miss Mama . Miss Mama , miss Mama . That's me , yeah , I'm .

Speaker 2 27:42

Miss Mama , miss Mama . What kind Miss Mama that's me ? Yeah , I'm Miss Mama , miss Mama .

Speaker 1 27:44

Mama , what kind of Miss .

Speaker 2 27:45

Mama .

Speaker 1 27:47

I'm Miss Mama , that's such a word Mischief . Yeah , I know the word . I would never use it though . Okay , lauren , what kind of mischief have you gotten into this week ?

Speaker 2 28:04

Oh , you know the usual . I almost got locked in a public bathroom again . I'm sorry . Again .

Speaker 1 28:12

Again At this point . Yeah , ah , yeah .

Speaker 2 28:17

The line scared you .

Speaker 1 28:19

Again At this point .

Speaker 2 28:21

It's just a weird hobby right , I need to stop trusting those electronic locks .

Speaker 1 28:27

I swear the universe just loves to mess with me yeah , plot twist , the bathroom is haunted by a very pretty ghost .

Speaker 2 28:40

Pretty Petty Petty . A very pretty ghost . Yeah , okay , sorry .

Speaker 1 28:44

Okay , plot twist the bathroom is haunted by a very petty ghost who just enjoys watching you panic .

Casual Banter and Fun Updates

Speaker 2 28:52

Okay , that would explain a lot , but aside from the bathroom drama , I did manage to break my own record for spilling coffee .

Speaker 1 28:59

Oh , how many spills this week .

Speaker 2 29:01

Five , five spills in one week .

Speaker 1 29:04

A true coffee artist . Oh , a true coffee artist . You're just abstract painting with caffeine .

Speaker 2 29:13

That's my legacy . Okay , your turn . What's new with you ?

Speaker 1 29:17

Well , I've been on this whole fitness journey , right , I've been on this whole fitness journey , right ? But guess what I did ?

Speaker 2 29:23

Oh , no what .

Speaker 1 29:25

I bought a treadmill .

Speaker 2 29:27

A treadmill , the enemy .

Speaker 1 29:29

I know right , but don't worry , I'm using it as an overpriced laundry hanger .

Speaker 2 29:37

Classic , matias , dramatically so trailer voice . No , no , dramatically so trailer voice .

Speaker 1 29:45

No , no , it's time for our favorite segment Weight update . Are we winning or winging it ?

Speaker 2 29:52

Oof Matias , you go first .

Speaker 1 29:55

Okay , so no real change in weight , but my cardio is slightly less tragic now .

Speaker 2 30:04

Less tragic is good Baby steps . I feel you . I ate salad once , does that count ?

Speaker 1 30:17

It totally counts . We're basically athletes .

Speaker 2 30:21

We're crushing it Salad and almost using the treadmill . Champions , all right , moving on so close , moving on .

Speaker 1 30:31

Yeah .

Speaker 2 30:32

It's time for bad summaries , where we badly summarize movies , First up Mercury Rising .

Speaker 1 30:39

I got this one . Mercury Rising is about Bruce Willing . Bruce Willing babysitting a human calculator while dodging really bad FBI agents .

Speaker 2 30:56

Perfect A math prodigy and a grumpy Bruce Willis in a race against common sense .

Speaker 1 31:03

Exactly . Also , at some point Bruce is like , uh , I don't have time for math , but the kid's like , well , the bad guys do .

Speaker 2 31:13

That sounds like something you would actually say yeah , plot twist , it's actually a PSA about why we need to find public education .

Speaker 1 31:23

Or why Bruce Willidge ?

Speaker 2 31:26

You really don't know his name , do you ?

Speaker 1 31:29

Bruce Willing , bruce Willidge .

Speaker 2 31:32

Bruce Village .

Speaker 1 31:36

Oh my goodness , or why Bruce Willidge should just stay home . I'd watch that .

Speaker 2 31:44

Okay , let's hit up chess now . And no , not the board game , the movie .

Speaker 1 31:50

Okay , chess A bunch of people dramatically Mom .

Speaker 2 31:53

Okay .

Speaker 1 31:54

Mom , mom , mom , you do this for me . Keep calling for mom . Yeah , oof , okay , chess . You keep calling for balls . Yeah , okay , chess .

Speaker 2 32:05

A bunch of people dramatically stare at a chessboard for two hours while muttering cryptic philosophical quotes don't forget the intense close-ups of their furrowed brows as they contemplate life's deepest mysteries , like whether to move the rook or the knight .

Speaker 1 32:26

It's really just two hours of people trying not to cry while losing in a game . That's essentially a metaphor for failure .

Speaker 2 32:36

So it's just Monday for us .

Speaker 1 32:39

Basically , but more pawn sacrifice and less coffee , that doesn't sound like me .

Speaker 2 32:47

No , it doesn't Time for a quick intermission . You've made it this far , congrats .

Speaker 1 32:57

Stretch your legs , grab some snacks and maybe throw your treadmill some side-eye while you're at it .

Speaker 2 33:04

Or spill some coffee in solidarity . We'll be right back , okay , okay , yeah , that was my first line . We're back . Now it's time for random question roulette Ready Matias .

Speaker 1 33:22

Always .

Speaker 2 33:23

All right . First question Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses ?

Speaker 1 33:31

Oh easy , the horse-sized duck . Imagine riding it into battle , majestic .

Speaker 2 33:39

You want to ride the duck into battle .

Speaker 1 33:43

Absolutely Plus fewer things to trip over .

Speaker 2 33:48

Okay , valid point , but I'm going for the duck-sized horses . I feel like I could dodge a herd of tiny horses .

Speaker 1 33:56

Well , you could start a tiny horse ranch .

Speaker 2 33:59

My true calling .

Speaker 1 34:02

Next question If you could eat one food for the rest of your life , what would it be ?

Speaker 2 34:07

Tacos Forever and always .

Speaker 1 34:10

Good choice , good choice I'm going with pizza .

Speaker 2 34:16

So , original , matias , no one has ever thought of pizza .

Speaker 1 34:20

Hey , there's a reason why this is a classic . That sounds like you Pizza .

Speaker 2 34:26

All right , buckle up , folks . It's time for what's ruining our lives right now . I can't say that word .

Speaker 1 34:32

Ruining .

Speaker 2 34:33

What's ruining our lives ? Right now , matias , you start .

Speaker 1 34:37

Oh man , my allergies . They are literally ruining my life right now . Why do trees hate me ?

Speaker 2 34:47

The trees have declared war . My friend , have you tried allergy meds ?

Speaker 1 34:51

I'm on everything , everything . It's like trying to win a chess game where my opponent is Mother Nature and she's not playing fair .

Speaker 2 35:07

You're losing to the trees . I get it my current nemesis Technology . I updated my phone and now I can't find anything .

Speaker 1 35:16

Ah , the classic tech betrayal . Phones are like hey , wanna play hide and seek with your apps .

Speaker 2 35:23

Exactly . Why is everything different ? Uh-huh . Well , we've laughed , we've cried , we've suffered through technology and allergies . I'd say it's been a solid episode .

Speaker 1 35:35

I agree , but before we go , wow , but , but wow , wow , but before we go we should , uh , no , but I agree , but before we go we got some thank yous to drop .

Speaker 2 35:51

Big shout out to our listeners for sticking with us through all the chaos .

Speaker 1 35:57

Yes , you guys are the best . Seriously , without you we'd just be two weirdos talking to a microphone in an empty room .

Speaker 2 36:08

Which we still are , but it's less weird because you're here .

Speaker 1 36:13

And don't forget if you liked today's episode , please leave us a review , share it with a friend or just shut it from the rooftops .

Speaker 2 36:24

Yeah , but don't get arrested . Okay , we're not paying bail .

Speaker 1 36:29

Definitely not . And hey , if you got a weird or hilarious story you want us to talk about , send it our way .

Speaker 2 36:41

We're always looking for new ways to roast and toast or ghost , whatever that means .

Speaker 1 36:46

You're just making up catchphrases now .

Speaker 2 36:49

It's a gift .

Speaker 1 36:50

Okay , it's time to wrap this up .

Speaker 2 36:52

But wait , hold on One last thing before we go . Let's do a final fun fact .

Speaker 1 36:59

I got one . Did you know that bananas are technically , technically Technically I can't Technically Technically berries , but strawberries aren't ?

Speaker 2 37:14

My life is a lie .

Speaker 1 37:16

Same . It's been haunting me since I found out .

Speaker 2 37:20

Okay , I've got one . Apparently , cows have best friends and get stressed when they're separated .

Speaker 1 37:28

Cows are living my life . I'd stress out , if we got separated too .

Speaker 2 37:33

Aw , Matias , you're so sweet .

Speaker 1 37:35

That's good . What can I say ? Even I have my moments . No Moments .

Speaker 2 37:43

Moments , no Moments . Moments , mom , moments , moments , mommy . All right , folks , that's it from us . Thanks for hanging out .

Speaker 1 37:54

Don't forget to check out our social medias . Send in your stories and tune in next week . Until next time , stay roastyasty stay toasty and keep it ghosty nailed it sort of okay , bye , for real now .

Speaker 2 38:11

Oh I'm supposed to laugh also oh sort of okay , bye for real now bye everyone bye , ghosties see you next week . End of episode . So that was yeah , that was that . That was all we had . I hope you enjoyed our first ever scripted yeah , Even just a segment of an episode . I thought it was fun .

Speaker 1 38:39

It was fun .

Speaker 2 38:40

It's fun reading scripts .

Speaker 1 38:42

Yeah , but I'm so bad at it it was still fun . Yeah , it was fun . It was fun . It's fun reading scripts . I guess .

Speaker 2 38:45

Yeah , but I'm so bad at it it was still fun .

Speaker 1 38:46

Yeah , it was Just so people won't lash out at us .

Speaker 2 38:51

Yeah .

Speaker 1 38:52

I lied at the beginning of this episode when I said it's unscripted .

Speaker 2 38:57

Okay , oh my gosh , matias , it is number 99 . Do you know what that means ?

Speaker 1 39:01

It's going to be 100 next week .

Speaker 2 39:07

Next week we're going to be doing our 100th episode . We're going to be live on YouTube on Friday , october 25th , at 9 pm CET that is 3 pm EST and we're so excited . That is 3 pm EST and we're so excited . It's going to be so fun to hang out with you people live . We're basically going to have a regular episode . We'll have a history lesson . We have our movie reviews that we're going to do . We have a whole bunch of segments here . There's also a surprise .

Speaker 1 39:42

Oh yes .

Speaker 2 39:46

So please , please , please , join us for that . Uh , put it in your calendars . We're gonna start putting up promos and such yeah to build up some hype and it's gonna be a lot of fun so join us for that also . Announcement number two we are rescheduling the live mad libs for november to november 16th , that is on twitch , and we go live there at 8 pm cet , which is 2 pm est yes I got that right yes , um so join us for mad Libs .

Speaker 2 40:22

It's going to be fun . We'll be doing Mad Libs for our live episode too , but they're going to be really special Mad .

Speaker 1 40:28

Libs really funny With a twist .

Speaker 2 40:31

With a twist . It's going to be really funny , so you're not going to want to miss out on that .

Speaker 1 40:36

No , don't do that .

Speaker 2 40:37

Don't do that .

Speaker 1 40:38

That would be bad so remember youtube on friday right and then twitch in november , the entire month yeah , well no , you get it .

Speaker 2 40:50

Yeah , um , that was that . Do you want to tell me what's actually ruining your life ? I know it's not allergies no , no , I'm not allergic . You're not dealing with allergies right now .

Speaker 1 41:02

No , rarely , rarely . I usually don't have allergic tendencies .

Speaker 2 41:10

You've mentioned that you might .

Speaker 1 41:12

Well , yeah , that was like one year , one summer . I had but yeah , and I was just thinking about the script Sometimes it felt like it could have switched .

Speaker 2 41:26

Mm yeah , I guess so .

Speaker 1 41:28

Something felt more like you than me .

Speaker 2 41:31

Yeah , I have been talking about getting a treadmill .

Speaker 1 41:34

Yeah .

Speaker 2 41:34

And I deal with allergies .

Speaker 1 41:37

Yeah .

Speaker 2 41:37

More often than you do yeah , Um yeah . But yeah , some of the lines were perfect for you too .

Speaker 1 41:43

Yeah , like the pizza that was perfect , couldn't have been any better , no better bitter bitter .

Speaker 2 41:52

I have not spilled so much coffee lately , but I did get stuck in a public bathroom . That happened to me a couple of weeks ago . I started panicking . I got locked in the bathroom .

Speaker 1 42:03

Oh , yeah , at work .

Speaker 2 42:06

No , no At .

Speaker 1 42:07

Yimpa In the middle of a class .

Speaker 2 42:11

I got trapped in the bathroom . Okay , the door was really difficult to open .

Speaker 1 42:16

And I know that that had happened . Did it have a handle ? Yeah , you know you have to push those down . Well , no , it had to go up actually first and then down , yeah , but you have to push a handle down to open a door .

Speaker 2 42:29

Yeah , well , I was , I was doing that and I didn't know that it had to go up first okay and I know that one of the girls had gotten locked in that bathroom before too , and I was like what's the problem ?

Speaker 1 42:41

just I'm I reacted the way you are now if yeah , uh , if someone should know about pulling handles up , it should be you . This room , your outer door , the yeah , yeah , they go up yeah yeah , I just I didn't think about it I mean that should be like second nature to you , I guess you just pull all the handles up , yeah , and that's when you get locked inside a bathroom again .

Speaker 2 43:09

You're like I can't open this . I'm trying to get out , but I keep lifting the handle instead of pushing it down .

Speaker 1 43:16

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 2 43:17

Okay , so what is actually ruining your life right now ?

Speaker 1 43:20

Wow , this week it's difficult to come up with . Well , right now it's probably that I'm going to gain so much weight tomorrow .

Speaker 2 43:31

So yeah , that's going to be it . That's a future problem , yeah .

Speaker 1 43:35

But I know it's going to ruin my life . Yeah , okay .

Speaker 2 43:41

So what's ruining your life At the moment and all week it has been my sugar demon , Just that other side of me inside my head that just tells me to go for it without thinking about it .

Speaker 1 43:56

Yeah .

Speaker 2 43:57

Yeah , because it's so easy just to take things and just eat it without thinking about it , and that is my biggest problem right now . Yeah , so , yeah , that's that , so yep .

Speaker 1 44:10

What ? No , that was . I'm just copying what you said .

Speaker 2 44:15

So , yep , so yep . Thank you for listening this has been fun yeah . Yeah , and now we're finishing up , so yeah .

Speaker 1 44:26

It's going to be a good episode .

Speaker 2 44:27

Yes , this has been a good episode . Join us for our 100th episode and the live Mad Libs , and we will be back next week on Tuesday with another .

Speaker 1 44:39

Yeah , and Friday this week .

Speaker 2 44:41

And Friday With another yeah , and Friday this week and Friday . We will be live on Friday , but you can listen to the episode on Tuesday . Yeah , if you missed out , so no worries if you miss out , but don't do that . No , but yeah , other than that , yeah , cool , cool , everything's cool , anything else .

Speaker 1 45:01

I don't think so .

Speaker 2 45:02

All right , we'll be back next week . Have a great life and goodbye , yeah , bye , bye . Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty podcast .

Speaker 1 45:13

If you kind of liked our episode , follow us on the social medias . We are on Instagram , tiktok and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod . Instagram , tiktok and YouTube at RoastyToastyGhostyPod .

Speaker 2 45:23

And Twitch at RoastyToastyGhostyPodcast , where we play live man-libs every month .

Speaker 1 45:28

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Speaker 2 45:36

We hope you enjoyed this episode , just as we enjoyed making it .

Speaker 1 45:40

And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you .

Speaker 2 45:45

Goodbye Matias , goodbye Lauren .