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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #99
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Roasty Toasty Ghosties
Support the show & get subscriber-only content.What could possibly go wrong with a perfectly ordinary day? Join us for a hilariously unpredictable journey as we stumble through the chaos of everyday life, debating the eternal rivalry of drawing versus painting, only to find ourselves locked in a bathroom with a tricky door handle. Our laughter is contagious as we share tales of forgotten snack trays and the misadventures of charging devices. Prepare to be entertained by our quirky debate over breakfast choices, where chocolate pancakes and omelets battle it out for morning supremacy, all while navigating through the whimsical mayhem of chocolate preferences and mishaps with computer scripts.
Our day takes a cinematic twist as we brainstorm a movie marathon, plotting gym outings, and inventing playful casting roles for potential film projects. Shared laughter and excitement build as we coordinate plans to spend time with a beloved niece, sprinkle in sugar cravings, and yes, even discuss weight updates. The episode is a rollercoaster of candid moments, highlighted by behind-the-scenes chaos as we craft the perfect script for "Roasty Toasty Ghosty." With technical hiccups and mock hurt banter, you'll love our comedic struggles and the camaraderie that ensures this episode is nothing short of a roaring good time.
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Snack Tray and Chocolate Chat
Speaker 1There we go.
Speaker 2Hello, hello.
Speaker 1We didn't even use the snack tray that we got last weekend. No we didn't Completely forgot about it.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true, but at some point in the future maybe we will.
Speaker 1You know what would be really cute.
Speaker 2No, okay, good talk. Yeah, do you like my shirt? Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 1Yeah, do you like my shirt?
Speaker 2Yeah, it looks stripy. Yeah, right, yeah, or it's more of a lina, I guess.
Speaker 1I'm sorry. Sorry for itching my chin. No, if we painted the logo on this next tray, I think that would be really cute.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can do that Because I am a pretty good drawer, but but I'm not a good painter yes, painter, why not? Because it doesn't look like. It doesn't look what it's supposed to look okay, when pay, let's take these while we're warming up oh. I took the whole. Thing.
Speaker 1You did, I wouldn't expect anything else. No, I make a mess out of that.
Speaker 2You're more like a little mouse taking small pieces.
Speaker 1I want to enjoy it while I can have it, so I take smaller bites.
Speaker 2But do you really enjoy dark chocolate? I do, I do.
Speaker 1Okay, do you want more water?
Speaker 2No, I'm good.
Speaker 1Am I just making you consume things that you don't like now, apparently, oh, can you put the charger in? Charger, take a cord, any cord, this cord, this one. That's over here on the other side. That needs to go in, or else we're going to lose everything. And I don't know about you. I don't think anyone wants that. Yeah, it's good, it's charging now.
Speaker 2Good job, you plugged it in. What's wrong? No on mine. It says what Unsnoot.
Speaker 1Yeah, when I put the charger in oh okay, so I know that Mine just has that.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, yeah, mine has that too, but yeah, Mine doesn't tell me no, okay, more than that. That's why I was, you know, confused, was that you?
Speaker 1That was me. Yeah, that was my stomach, okay.
Speaker 2I think we're going to have lots of stomach noises today. It feels like that.
Speaker 1I have a fat baby, oh yeah.
Speaker 2It has a dark voice.
Speaker 1Yes, it's a dark chocolate baby. Yes, that's wrong. You can't say that.
Speaker 2Why would you say that I'm sorry? Yeah, you should be sorry. Yeah, that's. That's almost as bad as you joking about hanging people and you got all violent about it.
Speaker 1Yeah, you started flicking me and shooting me and hitting me.
Speaker 2You shouldn't joke about that. No, I tried to joke about it and I got no response. So then I just blamed you for it.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, dean, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2Do you have the script on the computer?
Speaker 1it should be somewhere okay yeah cool, I can find it if you want, or would you rather I didn't? Uh, no, you can find it oh wait, it was a document, wasn't it? I made it out into a document yeah, I think so recent, so Recent, this one Hello.
Speaker 2That doesn't sound like me.
Speaker 1Your second favorite, ghosty hosty.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean we can try that and see how it works. Drum roll please. Okay, I'm just thinking about all the difficult words I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1I like the other one. I don't think I have it anymore, no, I don't think I have it anymore. No, I don't think I do, but it was funny With that line, with you being the Unofficial king of bad decisions. Yeah, okay, that's kind of harsh, but alright.
Speaker 2Yeah, but Cringe is my middle name, didn't you know? I really don't know how to act, those things, but I can really.
Speaker 1Ha, ha, ha, yeah, okay Laughing.
Speaker 2Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, but mock hurt.
Speaker 1Oh, don't worry, you don't have to follow completely.
Speaker 2No no, exactly that's what. I can't even say that word, but I know what it means.
Speaker 1That's not something you're supposed to say anyway, no no, I know, but it doesn't feel like me.
Speaker 2But, teasing though I, usually a true coffee artist.
Speaker 1Oh my God, I almost got locked in a public bathroom again. You know what that happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I started panicking. I got locked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, at work.
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 2At Yimpa, in the middle of a class.
Speaker 1I got trapped in the bathroom. Okay, the door was really difficult to open and I know that that had happened.
Speaker 2Did it have a handle? Yeah, you know you have to push those down.
Speaker 1Well, no, it had to go up actually first and then down.
Speaker 2Yeah, but you have to push a handle down to open a door. Yeah, you didn't know that.
Speaker 1Well, I was doing that and I didn't know that it had to go up first.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And I know that one of the girls had gotten locked in that bathroom before too and I was like, like what's?
Speaker 2the problem, just I'm. I reacted the way you are now.
Speaker 1If yeah, uh, if someone should know about pulling handles up, it should be you, this room your outer door the yeah, yeah, they go up yeah yeah, I just I didn't think about it you should.
Speaker 2I mean, that should be like second nature to you. I guess you just pull all the handles up.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And that's when you get locked inside a bathroom again.
Speaker 1You're like I can't open this. I'm trying to get out, but I keep lifting the handle instead of pushing it down.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, are we having chocolate pancakes tomorrow?
Speaker 3Yeah, Okay Cool. Are we having chocolate pancakes tomorrow? Yeah, Okay cool. No omelets.
Movie Marathon Planning
Speaker 2Would you rather have omelets, no pancakes, okay Sounds good, I don't know if they are, but I'll tell you tomorrow. Okay, when am I supposed to be here tomorrow?
Speaker 1Are we going to the gym?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Are you going home in between?
Speaker 2Yeah, no, no Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, if you want to, Whatever you want, you know what I want.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I want to know what you want.
Speaker 2No, I'm asking when are we going to the gym? Is it like the usual?
Speaker 1Like 10.30. 10.30. Yeah, 10, 10.30ish.
Speaker 2Okay, so you're going to go get me. Unless I get a, Maybe I'll get a ride actually.
Speaker 1That would be nice, that would be preferred, if you could get a ride.
Speaker 2Yeah, because I think my mom is going to take my niece.
Speaker 1Isabel, so you already got a ride. Yeah, no, just my niece, just my niece.
Speaker 2To Ginn a bond tomorrow.
Speaker 1Very exciting and I think that that starts right after us.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1They take up the hall after us.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So that'll be perfect. Yeah, exactly on time. Okay, yeah, and then I have you for the day. Yeah, yay, what are we going to do? I don't know. Watch, yay. What are we going to do?
Speaker 2I don't know Watch a movie, the possibilities Rocky Horror. Yeah, maybe, maybe I've been the voiceover.
Speaker 1Yeah, I keep thinking about that.
Speaker 2Let's film the trapped in the drive-thru. Okay, no, I'm thinking that I mean that feels like it's going to take a while to film Mm-hmm, but it sounds like a fun idea.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And especially if we can like lip-sync to the so it's you know. But then again I'm thinking should you be him and I her, since you're the one driving, or should?
Speaker 1I don't think we're actually going to be driving.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1We'll just pretend, drive Okay.
Speaker 2Are we going to play the people at the?
Speaker 1Yes, yes, we are. You're going to talk to yourself at some point.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1Or should I play Al because of my hair? It feels weird being a man.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I also kind of think it's funny. But I mean you can, or you can play the wife.
Speaker 1Okay, or girlfriend no, wife, wife yes.
Speaker 2And also the woman at the. Yeah, you know what I mean. I know what you mean and I'll play al and eugene yeah, we're gonna paint your face paint my face acne oh, yeah, yeah, spot, and I have to look young.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah I'm, I'm going to shave you, yeah, so you look like a baby.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I have to breathe into the microphone, exactly, hmm.
Speaker 2Yeah, what do you want? I don't know. Should I open?
Speaker 1I don't know, maybe. Hello, what are you doing? Okay, you did well, you did well, good, good, of course, you didn't. What'd you get?
Speaker 2And the candy's gone, I guess. That was my helmet. I'm in.
Speaker 1Portsmouth yeah, no, in the outtake, but no one pays for the outtake. So Can you not? It's in my ear, yeah, I can hear it. Stop, I stop. I said stop. So what now? Going back to Papa's? Alright, have fun. That's why I did it.
Speaker 2Me Pour some. I don't want that.
Speaker 1Thank you, matt. You can leave in the bedroom. I don't know, um, I don't know, I don't remember Saturday, saturday. Can you close the door? Okay, like what, it goes back where you found it.
Speaker 2In my back.
Speaker 1In my back.
Speaker 2Ow my back.
Speaker 1Bye, okay, okay, cool. So yeah, sugar cravings.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Henrik go away.
Speaker 2I'm sorry I didn't do it directly into the mic. I appreciate them.
Speaker 1Look at me now so much better than me, aren't you not today? No, uh, so yeah, chocolate covered nuts Up to date no, so yeah.
Speaker 2Chocolate-covered nuts.
Speaker 1The nature candy.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I think I just edited.
Speaker 1I think that you also had some bad stuff.
Speaker 2Did I.
Speaker 1Because you were saying that you weren't doing much better.
Speaker 2Chocolate pie almost, yeah, some kind of I forgot that part yeah, oh yeah okay yeah, I, I thought you were gonna say I have this game on on the. What was it?
Speaker 1switch switch that you can play yeah, you can play it chicken chicken freaking salad and we watch movies yeah, we did we did uh ignore the fact that I mentioned the movies okay okay, I didn't say that today you are a hundred yeah flat you should have saved that for next week. Why couldn't you save it for next week?
Speaker 2yeah, that's true. Well, I'm gonna gain steady I'm gonna, I'm gonna gain today, so I will probably be more than 100.
Speaker 1So let's see where you were at on the 11th I should have been at 99 today. That would have been, that would have been fun missed opportunity should have like thrown up or something. Should have drank something.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Could have drank something On the 11th. You were 101.4.
Speaker 2Okay, that makes 1.4. Do you want to say that so I can? Yeah.
Speaker 1I was 75.7. Where am I now? 75.4. That's minus 0.3. I feel like I now 75.4.
Speaker 2That's minus 0.3.
Speaker 1I feel like I'm almost done with this. Maybe I'll mix this with some rum.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It'll be like the same thing, that's right the basket. Oh, the rum is in there. It's upside down.
Speaker 2That looks like a puzzle or something. Yeah, okay. Okay, so mercury rising right, um, yeah, what, um yeah but I had downloaded it, so okay, maybe you can't cut that you can cut maybe you can't cut that.
Speaker 1It's like blocked, yeah, or locked yeah, nope can't do that. No, uh, no, I, like the ai is reading it yeah, exactly soon, soon they're gonna come government people to again shoot everyone yeah, I shoot my parents probably. Then I'm going to have to carry you around. Yeah, you're going to scream at me.
Speaker 2I have to hide in the closet and you're going to fight me. Yeah, you're going to carry me around. No, I really like this movie. But, yeah, yeah. The same said for me when I first saw this movie.
Speaker 1Wait what? What did you say? The same uh goes for me, or?
Speaker 2you know you said the same or no uh, sorry, I didn't want to misunderstand you okay, do you understand me? Now? I do, I knew it was clear.
Speaker 1Thank you for clearing that up welcome, um uh, yeah if you have nothing else to say I don't think so I yeah, what, what song was it? You're asking me, I don't know. Oh, oh, that one.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh um Does your Mother Know.
Speaker 2Yeah, so you knew.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought you meant the title of the song in the musical.
Speaker 2Oh, no, no, it sounded every time he was gonna sing. It sounded like Does your Mother Know? At the start of Does your Mother Know?
Speaker 1Yeah, by ABBA.
Speaker 2Yeah, by ABBA, the guys who.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2So but or do you have anything to add to my summary of the?
Speaker 1movie. Well, I cannot add to the summary.
Speaker 2No, is English from oh. Wait, I cannot add to the summary. No, it's English from uh, from uh oh wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Maybe I should explain why we do rewatches.
Speaker 2Yeah, or the point of it yeah, you can do that. I mean I, I had, I'm sorry, go ahead. Uh, yeah, no, uh, I I think because you said that, uh, that you hoped that I would pick something, and I think I know what you were thinking of- and it's okay if it's not that.
Speaker 2Yeah, because I kind of want to go with the rules of picking something from my side. Okay, because I'm pretty sure that the one you were thinking about was from your side. Maybe I don't know, uh, but which one was that one? It was him being in, like the western uh in the 1920s when he's just shooting everything. Yeah, okay, okay or just re-watch my video yeah, I can do that and I can let you know what happens in your video?
Speaker 1he?
Speaker 2shoots people. Yeah, what which one? Were you thinking about me? But just shock treatment.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what I so. Then I'm thinking, if we watch movies tomorrow, maybe we should do rocky horror shock treatment yeah, true, maybe we should maybe that could be a good. Oh, that's a nice Halloween. True true Music.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Music.
Speaker 2Halloween music.
Speaker 1Halloween music. No, we really shouldn't. No, no, not tomorrow. No, we'll be good, yeah, you can eat your fat bombs or whatever I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna finish them tomorrow.
Speaker 2Yeah, we'll have some pancakes. I think I'll skip them. You don't have to If that's okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's okay, that's fine, but pancakes.
Speaker 2Pancakes, yeah, pancakes. What are we going to have on?
Speaker 1Well, I was thinking I still have some of the coconut whipped cream, but I know you don't want that. It's good.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1But I know you don't want it, so I'll have to think of something else.
Speaker 2Honey maybe.
Speaker 1Oh, I don't know, maybe it would be kind of weird to scramble some eggs. Oh, eggs and pancakes are so good.
Speaker 2If we're not having omelet, can we scramble some eggs?
Speaker 1Yeah, Would that be weird? No, or is that an experience that needs to be had?
Speaker 2We can have that experience.
Speaker 1I love scrambled eggs. Yeah, that's like my favorite.
Speaker 2Okay, I don't know if I ate it that much. I might have eaten it maybe once or twice.
Speaker 1Oh, it's my favorite. Okay, all right, well recording.
Speaker 2Now.
Speaker 1Recording. That's not it. That's not it. That's not it, it's gone. Oh, I can't read this. You can't, I can. All right, so no stress, take your time with the line, all right do we get several takes? You can take as many takes as you want. You are done when you are content with your line yeah, okay, okay anyway.
Speaker 2Anyway, we were okay. Wait, uh, how? How was that? Until the dynamic I mean obviously I mean obviously, look at this dynamic duo, duo duo. Yeah, you're correct anyway, we're here to roast.
Speaker 1Ah, I have bad sight no, it's okay yes, I do uh I know, but it's okay yeah, uh, shut up now okay plot to it pretty you turned off my description. Can I make this?
Speaker 2oh, I oh look at that. We're here, You're just abstract painting, what?
Speaker 1Abstract painting.
Speaker 2You're just abstract, hold on Okay. You're just abstract and maybe you're a treadmill.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No Throw, oh, okay.
Speaker 1That says sticking. I didn't read it.
Speaker 2What did you read, by the way?
Speaker 1It wasn't sticking. No, it didn't even start with S.
Speaker 2F Okay yeah. So go ahead and reread that for me, see, I'm terrible.
Scripted Chaos and Weight Worries
Speaker 1No, it was fun. Okay, it was fun. Should I keep everything?
Speaker 2in between Like the mess everything if you want to.
Speaker 1Yeah, if it's really funny because then it like it sounds like we are reading the script and that script is not the actual yeah, so, and I mean um so would you like to redo that okay?
Speaker 2um, what do I usually do?
Speaker 3I usually say in a world, in a world in a world where everything is scripted or half, or what I always say.
Speaker 1I don't know. You decide it's your life.
Speaker 3Uh partially. Yeah, in a world where everything is partially scripted, this is roasty, toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1Okay, is it okay, one more time.
Speaker 3In a world where everything is partially scripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1All right, was it better? That was better.
Speaker 2Okay, more.
Speaker 1You can slow down with this is Okay. This is Roasty.
Speaker 3Okay, in a world where everything is partially scripted, this is Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1Okay, thank you, was it better? That was good. Okay To.
Speaker 2The 16th.
Speaker 1Was it the 16th? Is that what I said?
Speaker 2I think you said that.
Speaker 1December, no November.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, you said that December no.
Speaker 1November. Okay, yeah. I'll cut that in here yeah. Lauren, go back and take the part that you cut and put it here.
Speaker 2Yeah, do that.
Speaker 1About the public bathrooms. Maybe title the cut part.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So you know which one it is. It would go a lot quicker that way. Yeah, less searching. Anyway, you're go a lot quicker that way. Yeah, less searching, anyway.
Speaker 2You're doing a good job, though.
Speaker 1Oh, thank you, You're welcome. Good job, lauren. Keep going, you're almost done, yeah.
Speaker 2Sorry for this.
Speaker 1Sorry, Lauren.
Speaker 2Just the thought of it ruins my life, right?
Speaker 1now the thought of gaining weight.
Speaker 2Yeah, and you're going to throw up.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, I'm getting rid of the weight.
