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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
It's a weird title to a weird podcast hosted by a couple of weird people talking about weird things.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Outtakes] #99
What could possibly go wrong with a perfectly ordinary day? Join us for a hilariously unpredictable journey as we stumble through the chaos of everyday life, debating the eternal rivalry of drawing versus painting, only to find ourselves locked in a bathroom with a tricky door handle. Our laughter is contagious as we share tales of forgotten snack trays and the misadventures of charging devices. Prepare to be entertained by our quirky debate over breakfast choices, where chocolate pancakes and omelets battle it out for morning supremacy, all while navigating through the whimsical mayhem of chocolate preferences and mishaps with computer scripts.
Our day takes a cinematic twist as we brainstorm a movie marathon, plotting gym outings, and inventing playful casting roles for potential film projects. Shared laughter and excitement build as we coordinate plans to spend time with a beloved niece, sprinkle in sugar cravings, and yes, even discuss weight updates. The episode is a rollercoaster of candid moments, highlighted by behind-the-scenes chaos as we craft the perfect script for "Roasty Toasty Ghosty." With technical hiccups and mock hurt banter, you'll love our comedic struggles and the camaraderie that ensures this episode is nothing short of a roaring good time.
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There we go.
Speaker 2:Hello, hello.
Speaker 1:We didn't even use the snack tray that we got last weekend. No we didn't Completely forgot about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true, but at some point in the future maybe we will.
Speaker 1:You know what would be really cute.
Speaker 2:No, okay, good talk. Yeah, do you like my shirt? Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you like my shirt?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it looks stripy. Yeah, right, yeah, or it's more of a lina, I guess.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. Sorry for itching my chin. No, if we painted the logo on this next tray, I think that would be really cute.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can do that Because I am a pretty good drawer, but but I'm not a good painter yes, painter, why not? Because it doesn't look like. It doesn't look what it's supposed to look okay, when pay, let's take these while we're warming up oh. I took the whole. Thing.
Speaker 1:You did, I wouldn't expect anything else. No, I make a mess out of that.
Speaker 2:You're more like a little mouse taking small pieces.
Speaker 1:I want to enjoy it while I can have it, so I take smaller bites.
Speaker 2:But do you really enjoy dark chocolate? I do, I do.
Speaker 1:Okay, do you want more water?
Speaker 2:No, I'm good.
Speaker 1:Am I just making you consume things that you don't like now, apparently, oh, can you put the charger in? Charger, take a cord, any cord, this cord, this one. That's over here on the other side. That needs to go in, or else we're going to lose everything. And I don't know about you. I don't think anyone wants that. Yeah, it's good, it's charging now.
Speaker 2:Good job, you plugged it in. What's wrong? No on mine. It says what Unsnoot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when I put the charger in oh okay, so I know that Mine just has that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, yeah, mine has that too, but yeah, Mine doesn't tell me no, okay, more than that. That's why I was, you know, confused, was that you?
Speaker 1:That was me. Yeah, that was my stomach, okay.
Speaker 2:I think we're going to have lots of stomach noises today. It feels like that.
Speaker 1:I have a fat baby, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:It has a dark voice.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's a dark chocolate baby. Yes, that's wrong. You can't say that.
Speaker 2:Why would you say that I'm sorry? Yeah, you should be sorry. Yeah, that's. That's almost as bad as you joking about hanging people and you got all violent about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you started flicking me and shooting me and hitting me.
Speaker 2:You shouldn't joke about that. No, I tried to joke about it and I got no response. So then I just blamed you for it.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, dean, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2:Do you have the script on the computer?
Speaker 1:it should be somewhere okay yeah cool, I can find it if you want, or would you rather I didn't? Uh, no, you can find it oh wait, it was a document, wasn't it? I made it out into a document yeah, I think so recent, so Recent, this one Hello.
Speaker 2:That doesn't sound like me.
Speaker 1:Your second favorite, ghosty hosty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean we can try that and see how it works. Drum roll please. Okay, I'm just thinking about all the difficult words I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1:I like the other one. I don't think I have it anymore, no, I don't think I have it anymore. No, I don't think I do, but it was funny With that line, with you being the Unofficial king of bad decisions. Yeah, okay, that's kind of harsh, but alright.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but Cringe is my middle name, didn't you know? I really don't know how to act, those things, but I can really.
Speaker 1:Ha, ha, ha, yeah, okay Laughing.
Speaker 2:Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, but mock hurt.
Speaker 1:Oh, don't worry, you don't have to follow completely.
Speaker 2:No no, exactly that's what. I can't even say that word, but I know what it means.
Speaker 1:That's not something you're supposed to say anyway, no no, I know, but it doesn't feel like me.
Speaker 2:But, teasing though I, usually a true coffee artist.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I almost got locked in a public bathroom again. You know what that happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I started panicking. I got locked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, at work.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:At Yimpa, in the middle of a class.
Speaker 1:I got trapped in the bathroom. Okay, the door was really difficult to open and I know that that had happened.
Speaker 2:Did it have a handle? Yeah, you know you have to push those down.
Speaker 1:Well, no, it had to go up actually first and then down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you have to push a handle down to open a door. Yeah, you didn't know that.
Speaker 1:Well, I was doing that and I didn't know that it had to go up first.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And I know that one of the girls had gotten locked in that bathroom before too and I was like, like what's?
Speaker 2:the problem, just I'm. I reacted the way you are now.
Speaker 1:If yeah, uh, if someone should know about pulling handles up, it should be you, this room your outer door the yeah, yeah, they go up yeah yeah, I just I didn't think about it you should.
Speaker 2:I mean, that should be like second nature to you. I guess you just pull all the handles up.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that's when you get locked inside a bathroom again.
Speaker 1:You're like I can't open this. I'm trying to get out, but I keep lifting the handle instead of pushing it down.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, are we having chocolate pancakes tomorrow?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Okay Cool. Are we having chocolate pancakes tomorrow? Yeah, Okay cool. No omelets.
Speaker 2:Would you rather have omelets, no pancakes, okay Sounds good, I don't know if they are, but I'll tell you tomorrow. Okay, when am I supposed to be here tomorrow?
Speaker 1:Are we going to the gym?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Are you going home in between?
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, if you want to, Whatever you want, you know what I want.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I want to know what you want.
Speaker 2:No, I'm asking when are we going to the gym? Is it like the usual?
Speaker 1:Like 10.30. 10.30. Yeah, 10, 10.30ish.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you're going to go get me. Unless I get a, Maybe I'll get a ride actually.
Speaker 1:That would be nice, that would be preferred, if you could get a ride.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I think my mom is going to take my niece.
Speaker 1:Isabel, so you already got a ride. Yeah, no, just my niece, just my niece.
Speaker 2:To Ginn a bond tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Very exciting and I think that that starts right after us.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They take up the hall after us.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So that'll be perfect. Yeah, exactly on time. Okay, yeah, and then I have you for the day. Yeah, yay, what are we going to do? I don't know. Watch, yay. What are we going to do?
Speaker 2:I don't know Watch a movie, the possibilities Rocky Horror. Yeah, maybe, maybe I've been the voiceover.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I keep thinking about that.
Speaker 2:Let's film the trapped in the drive-thru. Okay, no, I'm thinking that I mean that feels like it's going to take a while to film Mm-hmm, but it sounds like a fun idea.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And especially if we can like lip-sync to the so it's you know. But then again I'm thinking should you be him and I her, since you're the one driving, or should?
Speaker 1:I don't think we're actually going to be driving.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:We'll just pretend, drive Okay.
Speaker 2:Are we going to play the people at the?
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, we are. You're going to talk to yourself at some point.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1:Or should I play Al because of my hair? It feels weird being a man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I also kind of think it's funny. But I mean you can, or you can play the wife.
Speaker 1:Okay, or girlfriend no, wife, wife yes.
Speaker 2:And also the woman at the. Yeah, you know what I mean. I know what you mean and I'll play al and eugene yeah, we're gonna paint your face paint my face acne oh, yeah, yeah, spot, and I have to look young.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah I'm, I'm going to shave you, yeah, so you look like a baby.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I have to breathe into the microphone, exactly, hmm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do you want? I don't know. Should I open?
Speaker 1:I don't know, maybe. Hello, what are you doing? Okay, you did well, you did well, good, good, of course, you didn't. What'd you get?
Speaker 2:And the candy's gone, I guess. That was my helmet. I'm in.
Speaker 1:Portsmouth yeah, no, in the outtake, but no one pays for the outtake. So Can you not? It's in my ear, yeah, I can hear it. Stop, I stop. I said stop. So what now? Going back to Papa's? Alright, have fun. That's why I did it.
Speaker 2:Me Pour some. I don't want that.
Speaker 1:Thank you, matt. You can leave in the bedroom. I don't know, um, I don't know, I don't remember Saturday, saturday. Can you close the door? Okay, like what, it goes back where you found it.
Speaker 2:In my back.
Speaker 1:In my back.
Speaker 2:Ow my back.
Speaker 1:Bye, okay, okay, cool. So yeah, sugar cravings.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Henrik go away.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry I didn't do it directly into the mic. I appreciate them.
Speaker 1:Look at me now so much better than me, aren't you not today? No, uh, so yeah, chocolate covered nuts Up to date no, so yeah.
Speaker 2:Chocolate-covered nuts.
Speaker 1:The nature candy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I think I just edited.
Speaker 1:I think that you also had some bad stuff.
Speaker 2:Did I.
Speaker 1:Because you were saying that you weren't doing much better.
Speaker 2:Chocolate pie almost, yeah, some kind of I forgot that part yeah, oh yeah okay yeah, I, I thought you were gonna say I have this game on on the. What was it?
Speaker 1:switch switch that you can play yeah, you can play it chicken chicken freaking salad and we watch movies yeah, we did we did uh ignore the fact that I mentioned the movies okay okay, I didn't say that today you are a hundred yeah flat you should have saved that for next week. Why couldn't you save it for next week?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's true. Well, I'm gonna gain steady I'm gonna, I'm gonna gain today, so I will probably be more than 100.
Speaker 1:So let's see where you were at on the 11th I should have been at 99 today. That would have been, that would have been fun missed opportunity should have like thrown up or something. Should have drank something.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Could have drank something On the 11th. You were 101.4.
Speaker 2:Okay, that makes 1.4. Do you want to say that so I can? Yeah.
Speaker 1:I was 75.7. Where am I now? 75.4. That's minus 0.3. I feel like I now 75.4.
Speaker 2:That's minus 0.3.
Speaker 1:I feel like I'm almost done with this. Maybe I'll mix this with some rum.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:It'll be like the same thing, that's right the basket. Oh, the rum is in there. It's upside down.
Speaker 2:That looks like a puzzle or something. Yeah, okay. Okay, so mercury rising right, um, yeah, what, um yeah but I had downloaded it, so okay, maybe you can't cut that you can cut maybe you can't cut that.
Speaker 1:It's like blocked, yeah, or locked yeah, nope can't do that. No, uh, no, I, like the ai is reading it yeah, exactly soon, soon they're gonna come government people to again shoot everyone yeah, I shoot my parents probably. Then I'm going to have to carry you around. Yeah, you're going to scream at me.
Speaker 2:I have to hide in the closet and you're going to fight me. Yeah, you're going to carry me around. No, I really like this movie. But, yeah, yeah. The same said for me when I first saw this movie.
Speaker 1:Wait what? What did you say? The same uh goes for me, or?
Speaker 2:you know you said the same or no uh, sorry, I didn't want to misunderstand you okay, do you understand me? Now? I do, I knew it was clear.
Speaker 1:Thank you for clearing that up welcome, um uh, yeah if you have nothing else to say I don't think so I yeah, what, what song was it? You're asking me, I don't know. Oh, oh, that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh um Does your Mother Know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you knew.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought you meant the title of the song in the musical.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, no, it sounded every time he was gonna sing. It sounded like Does your Mother Know? At the start of Does your Mother Know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, by ABBA.
Speaker 2:Yeah, by ABBA, the guys who.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So but or do you have anything to add to my summary of the?
Speaker 1:movie. Well, I cannot add to the summary.
Speaker 2:No, is English from oh. Wait, I cannot add to the summary. No, it's English from uh, from uh oh wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Maybe I should explain why we do rewatches.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or the point of it yeah, you can do that. I mean I, I had, I'm sorry, go ahead. Uh, yeah, no, uh, I I think because you said that, uh, that you hoped that I would pick something, and I think I know what you were thinking of- and it's okay if it's not that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I kind of want to go with the rules of picking something from my side. Okay, because I'm pretty sure that the one you were thinking about was from your side. Maybe I don't know, uh, but which one was that one? It was him being in, like the western uh in the 1920s when he's just shooting everything. Yeah, okay, okay or just re-watch my video yeah, I can do that and I can let you know what happens in your video?
Speaker 1:he?
Speaker 2:shoots people. Yeah, what which one? Were you thinking about me? But just shock treatment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I so. Then I'm thinking, if we watch movies tomorrow, maybe we should do rocky horror shock treatment yeah, true, maybe we should maybe that could be a good. Oh, that's a nice Halloween. True true Music.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Music.
Speaker 2:Halloween music.
Speaker 1:Halloween music. No, we really shouldn't. No, no, not tomorrow. No, we'll be good, yeah, you can eat your fat bombs or whatever I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna finish them tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll have some pancakes. I think I'll skip them. You don't have to If that's okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's okay, that's fine, but pancakes.
Speaker 2:Pancakes, yeah, pancakes. What are we going to have on?
Speaker 1:Well, I was thinking I still have some of the coconut whipped cream, but I know you don't want that. It's good.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But I know you don't want it, so I'll have to think of something else.
Speaker 2:Honey maybe.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know, maybe it would be kind of weird to scramble some eggs. Oh, eggs and pancakes are so good.
Speaker 2:If we're not having omelet, can we scramble some eggs?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Would that be weird? No, or is that an experience that needs to be had?
Speaker 2:We can have that experience.
Speaker 1:I love scrambled eggs. Yeah, that's like my favorite.
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't know if I ate it that much. I might have eaten it maybe once or twice.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's my favorite. Okay, all right, well recording.
Speaker 2:Now.
Speaker 1:Recording. That's not it. That's not it. That's not it, it's gone. Oh, I can't read this. You can't, I can. All right, so no stress, take your time with the line, all right do we get several takes? You can take as many takes as you want. You are done when you are content with your line yeah, okay, okay anyway.
Speaker 2:Anyway, we were okay. Wait, uh, how? How was that? Until the dynamic I mean obviously I mean obviously, look at this dynamic duo, duo duo. Yeah, you're correct anyway, we're here to roast.
Speaker 1:Ah, I have bad sight no, it's okay yes, I do uh I know, but it's okay yeah, uh, shut up now okay plot to it pretty you turned off my description. Can I make this?
Speaker 2:oh, I oh look at that. We're here, You're just abstract painting, what?
Speaker 1:Abstract painting.
Speaker 2:You're just abstract, hold on Okay. You're just abstract and maybe you're a treadmill.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No Throw, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:That says sticking. I didn't read it.
Speaker 2:What did you read, by the way?
Speaker 1:It wasn't sticking. No, it didn't even start with S.
Speaker 2:F Okay yeah. So go ahead and reread that for me, see, I'm terrible.
Speaker 1:No, it was fun. Okay, it was fun. Should I keep everything?
Speaker 2:in between Like the mess everything if you want to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if it's really funny because then it like it sounds like we are reading the script and that script is not the actual yeah, so, and I mean um so would you like to redo that okay?
Speaker 2:um, what do I usually do?
Speaker 3:I usually say in a world, in a world in a world where everything is scripted or half, or what I always say.
Speaker 1:I don't know. You decide it's your life.
Speaker 3:Uh partially. Yeah, in a world where everything is partially scripted, this is roasty, toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1:Okay, is it okay, one more time.
Speaker 3:In a world where everything is partially scripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1:All right, was it better? That was better.
Speaker 2:Okay, more.
Speaker 1:You can slow down with this is Okay. This is Roasty.
Speaker 3:Okay, in a world where everything is partially scripted, this is Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1:Okay, thank you, was it better? That was good. Okay To.
Speaker 2:The 16th.
Speaker 1:Was it the 16th? Is that what I said?
Speaker 2:I think you said that.
Speaker 1:December, no November.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, you said that December no.
Speaker 1:November. Okay, yeah. I'll cut that in here yeah. Lauren, go back and take the part that you cut and put it here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do that.
Speaker 1:About the public bathrooms. Maybe title the cut part.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So you know which one it is. It would go a lot quicker that way. Yeah, less searching. Anyway, you're go a lot quicker that way. Yeah, less searching, anyway.
Speaker 2:You're doing a good job, though.
Speaker 1:Oh, thank you, You're welcome. Good job, lauren. Keep going, you're almost done, yeah.
Speaker 2:Sorry for this.
Speaker 1:Sorry, Lauren.
Speaker 2:Just the thought of it ruins my life, right?
Speaker 1:now the thought of gaining weight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you're going to throw up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I'm getting rid of the weight.
