Roasty Toasty Ghosty

[Leftovers] #104

Subscriber Episode Lauren & Mattias Episode 104

Subscriber-only episode

Send us a text

What happens when you mix a pinch of humor with a dash of confusion? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as a dance-off at a silent disco! We start off by sharing secrets—ones that might have been better kept to ourselves—and marvel at the chaos of trying to keep up with rapid-fire conversations. From the trivial hilarity of pimple jokes to pondering the age-old question of whether our ancestors preferred nails or screws, we leave no stone unturned. And just when you think we've settled into a groove, we flip the script to compare cross trainers with ellipticals. Oh, and don't mind us as we excitedly plan for Thanksgiving... at midnight. Our motto? If life gives you lemons, make spontaneous Thanksgiving plans!

But wait, there's more! Picture this: planning for Thanksgiving, only to realize you’ve jumped the gun by a week, thanks to a little mix-up with Black Friday. As non-U.S. dwellers, you’d think we'd be immune to such goofs, yet here we are, chuckling at last year’s festivities while prematurely eyeing those Black Friday deals. It’s a classic case of calendar confusion that ends in laughter and mutual apologies. So, grab a cup of tea—or maybe a calendar—and join us for an episode filled with unexpected twists, hearty laughter, and the occasional friendly face-palm.

Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe


Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Speaker 1:

Did you know that?

Speaker 2:

I did not know that.

Speaker 1:

No, you know.

Speaker 2:

Was that the secret? That was the secret, oh, and the people can't hear what it was.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, that's too bad yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry I did not record in time.

Speaker 1:

You're too slow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm a bad recorder.

Speaker 1:

You're a bad recorder. Yeah, yes, okay, recorder, you're a bad recorder.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yes, Okay. So do you want to talk to you?

Speaker 1:

know as like a warm-up, or we can do some warm-up, yeah okay, I'm bad at that.

Speaker 2:

Bad at that, I could not do that. No, I could not do that.

Speaker 1:

You know, I noticed that you had said that line like twice in the episode. Oh, but yeah, you said it again later on.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And neither of us really reacted to it. That time. Oh, okay, I could not do that Like okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, yeah, I did.

Speaker 1:

Thank you. I feel better now. Yeah, like a pimple.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, been making lots of pimple jokes lately. Yeah, take a look at this pimple this sounds painful what this sounds painful yeah, just everywhere.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what a mess, but I mean, I can't uh, let pimples be I just have to squeeze them they're difficult to let um to just ignore yeah, to let bleed leftly, to leave it alone yeah, to ignore yeah don't mind me, I'm just gonna take off my clothes. Oh, do you mind? Oh god, what, what? What is so funny? Nothing what's so funny. What did I miss?

Speaker 2:

Not a thing, okay, but you know what we're gonna do today, or what? What was I doing today I? What were you doing? I mean, do you know what we're gonna do after the break? I don't do you?

Speaker 1:

no? All right, gosh, my gosh, matthias, can't you just like? No, okay, just wondering how to have to okay, so Good job. I acknowledge that.

Speaker 2:

You did good. Thank you so.

Speaker 1:

And then that's where we went.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he's talking about the city.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's talking about the same place and before we did Live.

Speaker 2:

Madly, I have a question for you. Yes, were everyone happy about that.

Speaker 1:

Was everyone.

Speaker 2:

Hmm.

Speaker 1:

Happy about what?

Speaker 2:

You going to yoga? I mean, I heard that some people don't like you being out. You know every day.

Speaker 1:

Um, well, the specific person that you were talking about didn't seem to have a problem with it.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

But they also say have fun and then have a problem with it. Okay. But they also say have fun and then have a problem with it later. Okay, did you have a problem with it?

Speaker 2:

Is this where you're going? No, no, I was thinking about the person you were talking about.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're going to screw me over in some way.

Speaker 2:

Well, I'm going to nail you to the.

Speaker 1:

Against the wall.

Speaker 2:

No against the cross.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

Because you know back then they didn't do the screwing, it was more nailing.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, it was more aggressive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean, some people don't know the difference from screwing and nailing.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so what is the difference? Please tell me.

Speaker 2:

I mean screwing. That's more like you know, twisting while doing it. Wow.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Nailing, that's just pounding, you know, heart pounding.

Speaker 1:

Heart pounding.

Speaker 2:

Heart pounding.

Speaker 1:

Hold on. How much of this do you?

Speaker 2:

keep.

Speaker 3:

We need something. What are your?

Speaker 2:

plans here. We need something for the leftovers, okay.

Speaker 1:

I'm like really trying to watch what I say here.

Speaker 2:

Although I could keep it because it's all. It's nothing dirty about this. It sounds dirty, it does, but that's up to the listeners. Are you going?

Speaker 1:

to nail me again.

Speaker 2:

I'm just saying that people nailed Jesus, you know, against the cross, that's true. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, they nailed his hands. It was more like a hand job.

Speaker 1:

Okay, matias, all right, all right, all right, all right. Wednesday Are you going to?

Speaker 2:

No, I'm just correcting my earbuds.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

It annoys me.

Speaker 1:

Hey Google. What's the difference between a cross trainer and elliptical? My connection was interrupted because I don't have Wi-Fi. Ah, so that didn't help. Ah, okay, hey Google, what's the difference between a cross trainer and an elliptical?

Speaker 3:

Well, cross trainer and elliptical are often used interchangeably. There are some sub-differences between two. Elliptic foot motion Foot path is more of an elliptical shape, hence the name. Hand motion. The handle's typically been affixed forward and backward motion. Focus Primarily targets lower body, legs, glutes, with some upper body volume in the handles. Cross trainer Foot motion Foot path is more figure eight climbing motion Similar to stair climb Handle motion.

Speaker 1:

The handle's been a more natural arm. Okay, all right, that's too much. Thank you, did we get an answer?

Speaker 2:

I don't know which one is right, I don't know, hmm.

Speaker 1:

I'm so excited for tomorrow. Apparently, I start around 10. I might start at 9 instead.

Speaker 2:

Okay. Do you feel like you're no, like you're on track, that everything is, or do you feel like you have no?

Speaker 1:

I'm not stressed.

Speaker 2:

You're not stressed. Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really prepared, yeah, which is probably why I'm feeling like I want to start at 9 and get going yeah. I want to start now. I'm going to start, you know what. Thank you for listening. I need to start making Thanksgiving food Now, at midnight. Yeah, everything's going, gonna be ready by nine in the morning. Yeah, no, um, okay, so yeah, I got it. Yes, yes, you're a legend.

Speaker 2:

Armor source or maybe I didn't. I'm I'm pretty sure. I thought I did, but I apparently didn't. But I'm pretty sure I was at 98.8 last weekend, isn't that true?

Speaker 1:

I can check.

Speaker 2:

You can check.

Speaker 1:

What was the date? The 14th.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, probably. Or 15th. No, yeah, 15th.

Speaker 1:

Am I going off that wrong? The 15th? I am going off that wrong.

Speaker 2:

Does it make it worse? Yeah, oh, am going Does it make it worse, yeah. Oh, no, okay.

Speaker 1:

Well, wait, okay. Well, it wasn't my all-year low, but it was still pretty low. 15th yes. You were at 98.

Speaker 2:

98.9. Oh yeah, because it was two weeks ago. I was at 0.8, and then I gained one. Yes, now I remember.

Speaker 3:

Okay, weeks ago.

Speaker 2:

I was at 0.8 and then I gained one. Yes, now I remember.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so do you want me to tell the people how my difference?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you go first. What was it? 2.8.

Speaker 1:

What Was it? 2. Minus minus.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because that makes plus, but it sounds better. Then people can think think, oh, you lost weight, but you actually it's a double negative it is. I guess so so you did minus, minus 2.8 yes, 2.8 is that what I said? I said 2.4.

Speaker 1:

Well, the last time that I gained weight it was 2.8 or 2. Oh well, the last time that I gained weight it was 2.8.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Or 2.9 or something.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

It still wasn't 3.

Speaker 2:

2.4. Yes, okay.

Speaker 1:

And I mean Kimberly's kind of like a mom, and Moana's my sister. So yeah, yeah, she's Auntie Moana.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I have family. And then there's Katarzyna. Who is Katarzyna?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she's not a sister or no, she's more like a cousin.

Speaker 1:

I guess so.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she's the cousin, she's my cousin.

Speaker 1:

Yeah so.

Speaker 3:

Not black turkey.

Speaker 2:

You don't like it.

Speaker 1:

I like the turkey which is today. Actually it's today. Today is Black Friday, oh really. It's the Friday after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, so or the day after Thanksgiving? Yeah, I mean, that's next week in Sweden, right?

Speaker 1:

No, it should be today. Is it Everywhere? Yeah, I have not heard anything about Black?

Speaker 2:

No, it should be today Is it Everywhere? Yeah, I have not heard anything about Black Friday today, that's today. Have they been talking about that at work? I don't know. I have not heard anything about Black Friday. All right, well, today is Black Friday.

Speaker 1:

Well, technically it's Saturday now. I haven't taken a single step down. No, it's Saturday now. I haven't taken a single step down.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, 29th here.

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

What are you looking at?

Speaker 1:

I don't know if that's hey Google, when is black friday? All right, that's not what I asked. Hey google, when is black friday? Has it not been thanksgiving? Hey google, when is thanksgiving?

Speaker 3:

thanksgiving united states is separated this year I'm a week early.

Speaker 1:

The 4th. I always thought it was the 3rd, sorry Huh.

Speaker 2:

Well, that doesn't really matter though.

Speaker 1:

I guess not.

Speaker 2:

Kimberly hasn't said anything.

Speaker 1:

No one's said anything. Okay, um, you're free to correct me.

Speaker 2:

No, no, you, you. I just had not heard anything about Black Friday today, so that's all I know.

Speaker 1:

I thought it was.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, are you sad?

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Are you upset?

Speaker 1:

I made some purchases today, thinking that it was Black Friday. Oh, okay. When I could have waited a week for actual Black Friday. Oh, oh well oh well, anyway, let's whatever. Yeah, who cares when thanksgiving really is anyway? Yeah we're not in the states, it doesn't matter, oh anyway. So apparently we're not gonna have that this year because it hasn't happened yet. Until next week. Oh yeah, I guess we're watching last year's.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that works. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry too, You're not done yet. I thought you would have been done a long time ago.

Speaker 2:

I'm done, it's um. I'm savoring it Okay.

People on this episode