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[Leftovers] #105

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Ever wondered what happens when you mix podcasting with a splash of Bailey's and a sprinkle of storytelling? Join us on this rollercoaster of an episode where we fumble through the technical trials of achieving audio nirvana, and reminisce about our humble beginnings. Amidst the chaos, we indulge in spirited debates on the superiority of Bailey's versus wine and share snazzy travel tales worthy of the big screen. It's a cocktail of humor and nostalgia, garnished with a hint of absurdity, that invites you into our cozy recording haven.

Our conversation takes a twist as we unravel the mysteries of elusive titles, get tangled in train conductor trivia, and even dabble in the art of sentence crafting. Laugh along as we discuss life's pressures, the hilarity of accidental mirror reflections, and the madcap creativity involved in crafting song mad libs. It's not just about laughs; there's a poignant touch as we touch upon the simple joys and quirks that make life bearable. Tune in for a hearty serving of humor and insight, wrapped in the warm embrace of camaraderie and creativity.

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Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Speaker 1:

I am connected.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I heard it. If you haven't noticed, that's yours. Can you hear anything?

Speaker 1:

I can hear it. Yeah, okay, hello I feel like I am kind of big.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

Sorry.

Speaker 2:

Why? Hello, hello, can you hear me now?

Speaker 1:

Why are you so far away?

Speaker 2:

But can you hear?

Speaker 1:

me Hardly, because you're really far away. Wait, hold on one sec.

Speaker 2:

Hello.

Speaker 1:

Hello, Okay yeah. Can I just take a peek here? Nothing has changed. No, just can't hear you. You're too far away. I know you can't hear you. You're too far away, I know you can't sit back there it just looked.

Speaker 2:

I just can't hear myself that well.

Speaker 1:

I can't either.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Right now, you're fine.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, I'm sure it's going to be better than the first episode, because I'm like, oh, you can't hear much.

Speaker 1:

No, we also didn't have the microphone.

Speaker 2:

And that's what I meant, and we also weren't as good.

Speaker 1:

What do you mean? That was the best episode ever. It was funny.

Speaker 2:

It was very. You could tell we were noobs.

Speaker 1:

Yes, episode one is bound to be like that Jello shot.

Speaker 2:

Right nowobs. Yes, episode one is bound to be like that Jello shot Right now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sure, yeah, cheers.

Speaker 2:

Cheers, cheers.

Speaker 1:

All right, this better, make it Alright.

Speaker 2:

This better make it.

Speaker 1:

Absolutely not. That's not happening.

Speaker 2:

It's not explicit.

Speaker 1:

Depends. Well, last week was depends.

Speaker 2:

Well, last week wasn't explicit either, and still I cut the best part sometimes the best parts have to go.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, sometimes the best parts have to go Hmm. Sometimes the best parts are too good. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Are you drunk?

Speaker 2:

Not yet All right, I think, but yeah, yeah, when are we having the?

Speaker 1:

The ghosty.

Speaker 2:

Zone yeah.

Speaker 1:

What? What did I do?

Speaker 2:

No, I, no, I'm bumping, no no, it's just that I feel like I want to be heard. I just I don't know. I don't know why I can't hear myself that well. Is it something with the?

Speaker 1:

The volume.

Speaker 2:

Maybe which one Wait, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Oh, here it is. Oh, now it's much better.

Speaker 1:

Much better.

Speaker 2:

Good.

Speaker 1:

Finally Good, good, good.

Speaker 2:

Oh Okay, now I'm happy.

Speaker 1:

Good, I'm glad you're happy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

Steering contest go.

Speaker 2:

Okay, done uh yes, you went yes, um so. So so are we gonna start the ghosty yes, yes, right now or when do you want to start?

Speaker 1:

okay, yeah, all right, let's just jump into things.

Speaker 2:

I guess, yeah, maybe we should tell the people about this.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, otherwise people might. We're going to share this one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, can you From America.

Speaker 1:

America.

Speaker 2:

From the United States of America.

Speaker 1:

That's not so bad, huh.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I haven't tasted it yet.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, did I do that wrong. This is.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

What Did I do it wrong?

Speaker 2:

I was waiting for you to continue the.

Speaker 1:

The.

Speaker 2:

The Roasty.

Speaker 1:

Toasty ghosty uh last week. So I'm just gonna. Is it okay if I take it?

Speaker 2:

you want it, I don't want it, all right okay, uh, so yes, where did the can go? There, right there I can't somewhat disappointed.

Speaker 1:

It wasn't as good as I thought it would, but it's a weird aftertaste. Yeah, should we get another glass?

Speaker 2:

uh, we have the mugs we do have mugs.

Speaker 1:

You want some wine or baileys?

Speaker 2:

uh, I mean, if you're gonna have baileys.

Speaker 1:

Maybe we should mix it. What would you like?

Speaker 2:

um, are we gonna take from both both or? Or do you want one? I mean, I prefer Bailey's over wine.

Speaker 1:

I'm just loving here. Do you want to get the milk?

Speaker 2:

Uh sure.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, be right back.

Speaker 2:

I'll be back.

Speaker 1:

That's a good movie. I'm drunk. I did no.

Speaker 2:

I had a jello shot. Oh, it's not my hoodie, that's fine.

Speaker 1:

Is this enough? Like it? Really mix it up. I'm just going to pour the rest, okay.

Speaker 2:

Sure.

Speaker 1:

It'll be fun. Good times. You got all the milk, I got all the Baileys. Sure.

Speaker 2:

All right, that's a fair trade? I think so. And now some wine.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna mix it with some wine. We have the other ghosty glasses we can fill with wine.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's true. Let's use all the glasses in here.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I don't know, can I? Yeah, just a little bit, a little bit. Yeah, mine's definitely stronger.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I wonder, why Should I start as?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you should.

Speaker 1:

This, this, this.

Speaker 2:

This, this, yeah, you can start however you want.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so this is Roasty Toasty Ghosty. It's a weird podcast hosted by a couple of weird people talking about weird things.

Speaker 2:

What am I missing?

Speaker 1:

I think it's something like that oh, it's a, and we have sips.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay but.

Speaker 2:

You know doing the.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You can explain it.

Speaker 1:

The yeah, well see, am I distracting you.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Okay, Um, I did over what.

Speaker 2:

No, I was just going to say, uh, now, I didn't even have to do that, no.

Speaker 1:

Very nice sound effect.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So far, you ate them all. Yeah, oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2:

Is that a pack?

Speaker 1:

I dropped it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Did you want me to open it? Yeah, you don't want to open it.

Speaker 2:

All right.

Speaker 1:

All right.

Speaker 2:

You can open it. The opener gets everything inside.

Speaker 1:

No, you can open it. The opener gets everything inside.

Speaker 2:

No, that's not the rules, just.

Speaker 1:

Go ahead, you can take it.

Speaker 2:

What? This one, that one, a question, mm-hmm, doesn't this like melt in the toaster?

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2:

You never tried it in a toaster.

Speaker 1:

I don't remember. I have toasted them before Rarely, so I don't remember. Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

I still haven't tried it very good, but yeah I also.

Speaker 1:

I'm not so sure why you waited while I was still outside.

Speaker 2:

You could have gone while I was still outside here's the thing I I thought I was like oh, I feel like I really have to pee. And then I heard the door open and I'm like okay, maybe you have to pee. So I had to ask you first. And that's when you said I really have to pee. So before that I didn't really feel like I had to pee that much.

Speaker 1:

But then you have leftovers on your face. There you go. Now it's gone. Yeah, but I felt it more and more I feel like, instead of talking about disney princesses, maybe we should talk about, we should reflect on, the past couple years okay what has been your favorite moment of the podcast, of recording your favorite recording moments I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I I didn't know this question would come up, so I haven't thought about it okay, should I bring it up later uh, I, I don't know oh, should I bring it up next week maybe all right, that'll give you a week to think about it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah soberly, becauseberly, because I will think about it.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

You know me.

Speaker 1:

You totally think about things.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, maybe discuss it with Adore or something.

Speaker 1:

Maybe it would be more interesting to talk to Adore about things than me. Yeah, alright. Well, I took the wrong sip.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you did.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, try this again. Take a sip. Yes, well, you threw up. Now you feel better.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, yep, you know how would you explain it, like, like.

Speaker 1:

Maybe you shouldn't ask me because I don't know.

Speaker 2:

No, but I'm like, does that sound right?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, because I wasn't sure about the word elusive.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it sounds about right.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so I guess that's probably a way to translate the title.

Speaker 1:

This was for you.

Speaker 2:

Thank you. You're welcome, I'm going to put it here, because I'm sitting down right now.

Speaker 1:

All right, you hate me.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no no.

Speaker 1:

North went to Alaska.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's an old song. Okay, north to Alaska.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'm keeping that anyway.

Speaker 1:

No, I should start with what it's about germany, germany, right yeah yeah, did I say, it right berlin yeah, yeah, I was making sure it was in germany yeah, yes, it is in germany I know these things yeah, um, so train, what do you call it? The engineer or conductor conductor.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, um, no, uh, yeah, and I you know what it reminded me of no, do you want to guess um polar express it's just a race ah, okay, yes, yeah, because it had a whole bunch of characters and a whole bunch of different stories going on.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and it's funny. What did I say this week?

Speaker 1:

um through, oh yeah, I, I told did we talk about the tea story?

Speaker 2:

not yet, but we will okay um kong.

Speaker 1:

I am nine weeks in so march yeah, yeah, it's gonna be. Messed with, messed with, yeah, always so.

Speaker 2:

Especially my side.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because I want it a certain way.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you're a bit picky about the order now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's fun, I like it. I like the themes. Yeah good, it's good, it was a good thing. Let's see.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, uh, should we, oh, yeah, we, we haven't. Uh, okay, yeah, okay, now is it right on? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm I'm like is right on a reference, but no, I know?

Speaker 1:

well, it's a reference to a movie. Yeah, but it is a movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I thought it was a quote. No, no, it's a movie I've seen that we have quoted the words right on before because we've watched it. Yeah so.

Speaker 1:

I guess it's a reference to that episode.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, hmm.

Speaker 1:

Are you going to look?

Speaker 2:

No, I'm just.

Speaker 1:

Fingering your pocket.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm scratching my itch.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, well, that was fun.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

We'll see if it ends up being one. Yeah, do you still want to go off the ledge, or do?

Speaker 2:

you just want to. I'm just waiting for you to respond and how to build sentences. This is why it takes so long for me to answer to your texts, because I really have to build the sentence and then I'm like no, that's not it. And I just yeah, okay, Okay, so we, it's better if you just say it, Do you wanna?

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, please, yeah, and.

Speaker 2:

You can cut my part, by the way.

Speaker 1:

Good, I want to build sentences. I'm also struggling.

Speaker 2:

Okay, oh, that's good to know, though I like that, because then I don't feel Okay, we can try to solve this together, all right, okay, so we noticed because we have the. It's better if you just say it. Do you want to?

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, please, and where am I?

Speaker 2:

you're there um, yeah, what am I thankful for?

Speaker 1:

trying all this, this uh I'm the master of head slave. Okay, um, yeah, that's. That was the first thing that came to my head.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, I can't think of anything else?

Speaker 1:

Oh, sorry, I'm messing up everywhere now aren't?

Speaker 2:

I, it's okay.

Speaker 1:

Um life is ruining my life. Okay, I'm done with living.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I mean, if that part could just like stop, it would solve a lot of problems.

Speaker 2:

Your life. Yeah, it's your life.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I feel like that would solve a lot of people's problems. No, where did I go after that?

Speaker 2:

Wow, I did not, okay, cool.

Speaker 1:

Is that wrong?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. It feels like you could do those kind of numbers.

Speaker 1:

Well, I dropped two on Monday and Tuesday.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah and then Okay, that's not you.

Speaker 1:

No, that doesn't sound like something I would do. The 22nd, yeah, I was 75.5. Today, I'm 75.3.

Speaker 2:

So you lost 0.2. Right, yeah, okay.5. Today I'm 75.3.

Speaker 1:

So you lost 0.2. Right, yeah, okay, that's what I said.

Speaker 2:

I thought you said 2 kilos 0.2.

Speaker 1:

Oh 0.2.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that makes sense. Okay, yes, I'm sorry, maybe it's just my Okay, so.

Speaker 1:

I've been pleasuring myself the past two years.

Speaker 2:

I tried to look away.

Speaker 1:

I tried to look away, so you're unsuccessful at moments. Yeah, I accidentally peek.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you have mirrors everywhere. I know I like to watch, anyway, all right, we just have to make the mad libs for the songs Shut up. Why you shut up.

Speaker 1:

You shut up, take two.

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