Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#106: Spinning Things
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn new weird facts in the new segment “Few people knows it”. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as wars, the eiffel tower, and venus.
Content:
- Opening
- Being ghosties
- Discovering new nicknames
- Weekly check in
- Weight updates
- Intermission
- Movie on!
- Hart’s War
- Tomten Är Far Till Alla Barnen
- Few people knows its
- What’s ruining our lives
- Wrap up
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in a world where everything is unscripted. This is roasty toasty ghosty and here we go.
Speaker 2Here we go if you were a ghosty, like people can't see you and you can do whatever you want without you know people seeing you. Okay, yeah, what you can do whatever you want without you know people seeing you Okay yeah, what would you do?
Speaker 1Can I move?
Speaker 2things I think so.
Speaker 1Because I would like to.
Speaker 2Basically, you're just invisible.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, I would love to be invisible.
Speaker 2What would you do?
Speaker 1I think I would mess with people. Yeah, I mean. Would that also mean that I can go through walls and stuff?
Speaker 2Yeah, we're talking like Beetlejuice ghosties.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Like Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, yes.
Speaker 2Who he was then.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2The different Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1Yeah, the other one, not the one now.
Speaker 2No, the other one that was then.
Speaker 1Yeah, the young one.
Speaker 2Yeah, who looks nothing like?
Speaker 1he looks like today no okay, two completely different people okay, if you say so, I, I know it okay wow, yeah, I, I think I would mess with people. I I think that sounds funny because I, yeah, I, I would like to have fun with people all right what would you do?
Speaker 2I think I would just like walk in on a conversation.
Speaker 1It felt like I had a sneeze, but no.
Speaker 2Don't do that, no, I'm talking.
Speaker 1Yes, that's rude.
Speaker 2You would what I would just sit and listen to someone's conversations.
Speaker 1Okay, just listen to them.
Speaker 2I'm hoping that they have some good gossip.
Speaker 1Ah, okay, because I just want to listen to drama. Okay, so does this mean you're always going to be a ghostie, or can you go back to yourself?
Speaker 2Oh, you're always a ghostie. Once you're a ghostie, you don't go backsties.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can't just decide these things.
Speaker 1No, because I mean that would be another. I mean I would like that if I could go back to my normal self afterwards because, then I know the things other people don't. Yeah, but if I'm just a ghost, there's no point in knowing things, because I'm not going to interact with other people anyway.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1What's the meaning of knowing things when I can't do anything about it?
Speaker 2I think I would hang out at my own funeral.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, you wouldn't do pranks.
Speaker 2No, I'd probably be sitting with the other people crying over myself.
Speaker 1Okay, I would flip the coffin, wah, or like open the lid.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And close it Help yeah.
Speaker 2Earthquake.
Speaker 1Open the lid. Can I speak also? No, no one can hear you.
Speaker 2okay, that's too bad unless you're talking to winona rider yeah, then she can hear you.
Speaker 1Um, I mean, if someone had like a radio there, maybe I could make my voice go through that one.
Speaker 2I don don't know, can ghosts do that? Yeah, in which movie does this happen?
Speaker 1Okay, no, I don't know, but in my there must be something out there. Anyhow, if there's a radio there, I can still make myself heard.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So I could be like, or, or, maybe you're deciding, this is possible yes, okay, yes, I make my own rules make-believe world yeah you can't make the rules up in a make-believe world. It's my world, okay, fine so I I would uh open the casket casket door. I almost said, but the lid.
Speaker 2It's a lid, right? Yeah, I guess it's a door. Depends if it's standing or not.
Speaker 1Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Then I would be like man, it's hot in here and start playing music.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's getting hot in here.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe, or just sing, Sing myself you can start singing yeah that would be interesting just for fun if you're on a radio, you could just play the song yeah, I could, but uh, then people would be like, no, we want to hear more from the dead guy.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess. So what does he have to say?
Speaker 1Yeah, we already heard this song. We can listen to this song whenever we want. We just want to hear what the dead guy has to say. I guess so and then I say it's still hot in here.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1No, now it's cold, and then I close the lid.
Speaker 2I wanted hot tea. Now I changed my mind I want ice tea frozen hot hot tea, yes hot tea and ice tea.
Speaker 1Yes, yeah, hot tea. Yes, I like that. I should call myself.
Speaker 2I should call myself that I don't know if you should call yourself hottie ass hottie ass or ice ass or iced tea ass.
Speaker 1Iced feisty ass. Iced tea ass.
Speaker 2You are a feisty ass.
Speaker 1Okay, feisty.
Speaker 2What a word.
Speaker 1No, but haughty ass, haughty ass, yes, I like that. That's my name from now on. All right, okay.
Speaker 2I can call you name from now on. All right, okay, I can call you that from now on, yeah.
Speaker 1And I'm going to correct all people who- calls me Mattias.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And I'm like, what are you talking about? It's Hotties, yeah.
Speaker 2I think I found a name for myself.
Speaker 1Okay, okay. I've had this dilemma with my name in Sweden Does it start with an L.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've never heard it before, which makes it more interesting.
Speaker 1Is it Lea Larsson?
Speaker 2Yes, but it's just one word, yeah.
Speaker 1Lea Larsson.
Naming Confusion and Pronunciation Challenges
Speaker 2That's easier to pronounce than Lorraine? Yeah, lea Larsson, larsson, larsson, larsson. Would that be Danish Lars to pronounce than Lauren? Yeah, leah Larson, larson, larson, larson, would that be Danish?
Speaker 1Larson, larson. Yeah, it sounds Danish.
Speaker 2Okay, can they do the?
Speaker 1E-N yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, cool, I got that right. I just guessed.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I have no idea what their names are in Danish land.
Speaker 1Daneland, denmark, I also yeah, daneland, daneland.
Speaker 2The land of Dane Cook. Yeah, that's where he comes from, I think. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1Daneland, daneland, but I also think that Norwegia.
Speaker 2Norwegia, have you ever been to Canadia? Maybe, maybe, have you ever met a native Amindian that one's still funny a native.
Speaker 1Amindian, that one's still funny, yeah, amindian.
Speaker 2Amindian. Yeah, that's a good callback Wrong episode Long time ago, long time ago, long, long time ago, yeah In a galaxy far, far.
Speaker 1Away.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was thinking about my name, though.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Please tell me about your name so um, I can't even pronounce it though okay, that's a good start. What's your name? I? I can't pronounce it.
Speaker 2I just I can't tell you. Everyone else has to say it I'm gonna turn around and look at you is like matias oh, I'm sorry howdy, howdy, yes howdy, yes, howdy yes, can you tell them my name?
Speaker 1yeah, uh, they're asking about my name again can you tell them you can do it?
Speaker 2yeah, if I'm not there, you're gonna call me yeah, yeah, be like, excuse me, can you tell this guy what my name is?
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay, can you try?
Speaker 2Well, I was thinking about you, know so.
Speaker 1I can correct you. Yes, please do Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, so I was thinking about Morris, with an L instead of an M Loris Loris, that's my name now.
Speaker 1Okay, loris.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1Do you want it like that? It sounds more american when you say yeah, but you would.
Speaker 2You would have to do the r thing. I can't really do that not is it loris? Yes, is that a word, uh? No it doesn't mean anything not to me gross and dirty that I'm completely unaware of? No, I don't think so okay, I mean, I was thinking like lori as well, but then I was thinking that's a truck in british yes, I don't want to be a truck.
Speaker 2No, okay, that's also a swedish comedy group I don't want to be that no okay, I don't want to be a group no I just want to be the one person okay, okay so that, so I'm gonna change my name cool and it's still kind of like lauren, except it's loris yeah, loris, loris, loris like maurice, except with an l loris loris I don't know loris, loris, yeah okay, but like doris with it, with an l loris, that kind of sounds like a loser.
Speaker 1I don't know, loris Loris, yeah, okay, like Doris With an L Loris, that kind of sounds like a loser.
Speaker 2You're such a Loris, oh God. I changed my mind. Maybe I'll stick with Lauren for a while.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean Until something better comes around. Loris, that sounds more like a nickname for Lauren.
Speaker 2That's what I was thinking too. Yeah, I mean it could be a nickname.
Speaker 1Loris.
Speaker 2Like at least for the gymnast or something.
Speaker 1Sure, but you can't say it yourself.
Speaker 2No, I need you to tell yeah, I need to be by your side all the time. Yeah Well, when I'm already speaking Swedish and doing the R's and everything as well as I can, because I'm not great.
Speaker 1No, then I probably could. Can you do a good R?
Speaker 2No, I absolutely cannot. Not on cue.
Speaker 1Okay, not when.
Speaker 2I'm told to.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2My tongue just doesn't really know what to do.
Speaker 1It has to be natural. Okay, how long do you have to speak Swedish for before you get the R thing? Five hours Five hours of constantly speaking Swedish.
Speaker 2In other words, it doesn't happen. No, no, I have to be well in a conversation and have everything a good flow, flow you know, and then it just kind of comes naturally yeah, go ahead and start.
Speaker 1Okay, hello and welcome to roasty toasty ghosty we haven't started this yet oh, okay, yes you're doing it?
Speaker 2oh, we don't have any beverages today. I have water. I guess you're hiding it did. Please tell me what you have in your hands.
Speaker 1I have a ghost in my hands.
Speaker 2Wow, that's weird.
Speaker 1It's phase pop.
Speaker 2What is it? Oh, it's one of these ice pops.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2It's the red, white and blue ice pops. They're an American thing, I guess.
Speaker 1Okay, it looked, looked cool and that was my pick today. Cool, you didn't see it I didn't.
Speaker 2You've been hiding it from me this whole time yes, so now we're gonna open it.
Speaker 1Now. It's time to start cheers does it taste like the?
Speaker 2I don't remember. It's been so long since I've had those and they're not really my first pick either. What does it taste like to you? Go ahead, think about it.
Speaker 1Okay, so the first thing that pops into my mind is have you ever tried Sokkedrikka?
Speaker 2Yes, yes, long time ago, yeah.
Speaker 1That's a sugar drink.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's called sugar drink.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's a sugar soda. Yeah, yeah, it's called sugar drink.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a sugar soda. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and this is without sugar.
Speaker 2So and it tastes like sugar drink. Yeah, sugar soda. Yeah so it's like yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1Sugar soda, but without sugar, right, so just soda.
Speaker 2Sugar-free sugar soda.
Speaker 1Yeah Right, sugarless soda. Wait, sugarless sugar soda. Weird, just soda, I guess.
Speaker 2I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1But, yeah, it wasn't the worst. No, I can still, you know, get the. What Breathe? Yeah, I can still just breathe. Good, no, I get the. You know aftertaste of the lack of sugar. Yeah, the artificial sugar, yeah so I'm not a big fan of that all right but uh, still, it was okay. What did you think?
Speaker 2yeah, I mean I was trying to figure out what it actually tasted like, but I'm just, I'm not thinking of it I have already told you well, yeah, yeah now you. You've reminded me, I guess.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I think it's okay.
Speaker 1It is consumable at least yes, I will finish it.
Speaker 2Yeah, and so will I.
Speaker 1Yes, we will finish it.
Speaker 2But you need to start it.
Speaker 1Okay, now Okay, hello, and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Hotias.
Speaker 2And I'm Loris. Loris, loris or Loris Loris, yes, well, was it is or is, which one was better?
Speaker 1Loris.
Speaker 2Like Doris.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Maurice or Morris. Wait, those two are like the same, doris.
Speaker 1Maurice, okay, you're Loris.
Speaker 2No. I like, I like loris okay that's what I would call you all right if I called you if you had to pick something else, yeah, if I yeah okay if lauren wasn't good enough yeah, if you wanted to shorten my name yeah, which by making it no, it's the same length, right?
Speaker 1Yeah, it is really so.
Speaker 2You're actually Matias and I'm Lauren.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2And we what? What are we doing?
Speaker 1We're going to be like the listeners' best friends for maybe an hour or probably less than an hour. Like half an hour, yeah, somewhere in between half an hour and an hour, or probably less than an hour, like half an hour, yeah, somewhere in between half an hour and an hour. We'll say that somewhere there. Yeah and uh. Yeah, we're gonna have fun for that time now for the time being yeah, for the time being I always think it's funny.
Speaker 2I want you to say that we're we are going to be best friends for the next hour or so. What happens after that?
Speaker 1Yeah, then we're going to be enemies.
Speaker 2Okay, you're still sleeping over, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm sleeping over with one eye open, you're not going to get any sleep. No, but how are you today?
Speaker 2Okay, okay, you know, I'm not not gonna cut that, please that was the best answer I ever got, so my timing is amazing yeah um, I'm doing really good. Better now. Okay, I got a lot out of my system.
Speaker 1Yeah, are you going to clean that up?
Speaker 2Later.
Speaker 1Wait for the cleaner to come.
Speaker 2Yeah, there's got to be a cleaner here somewhere.
Speaker 1I hope so.
Speaker 2Yes, I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 1I'm also good.
Speaker 2Good, it's been been a good day we've had a really good day, good time, good times yeah, it feels like we're like I, I feel like we're uh like reminiscing about today. Remember that time earlier today.
Speaker 1Remember those times. Those were the good old days, yeah, like five hours ago.
Speaker 2What have we been up to this?
Speaker 1week. Let's see what did we do on Saturday.
Speaker 2This is the best question ever yeah. Anyone could ever ask what did we do last weekend? I don't know what we did.
Speaker 1No, it feels like we do something, like every day.
Speaker 2You did go to work.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I did, I did.
Speaker 2I did not pick you up afterwards.
Speaker 1No. Because, Because I went home.
Speaker 2You went home.
Speaker 1That's why.
Speaker 2That's why I had no reason to pick you up.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Because you went home.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Without me assisting you. I was unavailable to bring you home after work.
Speaker 1Because you were working.
Speaker 2I wasn't working.
Speaker 1No, you weren't. No, you were my enemy. So you.
Speaker 2We weren't friends for a bit. I guess I don't know I decided I don't like you anymore.
Speaker 1Did you do anything with your life partner or family?
Speaker 2It's very possible. This could have happened.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I feel like I have to look at my calendar. I have to check my calendar to see what last week looked like you should. Last Saturday you did work and I worked gymnastics.
Speaker 1So you did work.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, I guess I did, and I went to the gym.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Afterwards Only for a little bit. I was not feeling great.
Speaker 1Okay, proud of you.
Speaker 2Thank you. I was not up for it, though, and then I went to a nearby city.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And I did some shopping, shopping, shopping. Oh yeah, because of the, you know, black week stuff, I guess, yeah, maybe there was also a little market on the square there in the center, whatever downtown area, and I took a walk around and it was fun. It was fun yeah, okay it was fun. Yeah, I went there, I did some shopping and then I went home, so I guess that's pretty much what I did, yeah, yeah. No, I just went home afterwards. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1And then on Sunday, yeah, that's a special day because I remember what we did that day.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know what we did that day we went to Jävle Bok day. Yeah, I know what we did that day we went to Gävleboken.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2The one that we saw in the movie that we watched a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1Blackjack.
Speaker 2Yeah, and they burned it down.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And we decided we were gonna go see it open up.
Speaker 1Yeah, and they did not burn it down this time.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1We never tried. No, we never tried.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Maybe we should have no, no, maybe not.
Speaker 2But it was really nice, it was really fun and we took my kids with us.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And they seemed to have a good time too.
Speaker 1Yeah, we went to a market and we went through a mall.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, I was so surprised how easy I found a parking place.
Speaker 1Garage.
Speaker 2Parking garage in the mall.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like right on the square where the book the whole thing was. And yeah, the kids got to walk to the mall and they had fun.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Everyone had fun, I think.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And no, all the kids got to sit in a fire truck and that was fun.
Speaker 1They enjoyed that. Yeah, we went up to a police car and tried to wave at them, but they just ignored us.
Speaker 2Right, he just kept looking forward.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2He wasn't having it, he's like no, thank you yeah. He's like I'm not for entertainment purposes.
Speaker 1Nope, no, we saw a drone.
Speaker 2We did. It was flying around.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was weird. We saw the guy who made the Swedish voice to Aladdin.
Speaker 2Right, he was singing on stage.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I wanted to watch him, but the kids got bored really quick.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2They didn't want to hang out.
Speaker 1No, it was also kind of crowded there there were a lot of people. Yeah.
Speaker 2I guess he's somewhat famous.
Speaker 1In Swedish.
Speaker 2In Swedish In.
Speaker 1Swedishish. He is only if you know swedish oh, okay yeah, if you don't know swedish, all the people are gone they're not there. Yeah, that's weird so that's your mistake.
Speaker 2Learning swedish so now the people are there. Yeah, interesting.
Speaker 1I didn't know that. No, that's how it works here.
Speaker 2Okay, anything else.
Speaker 1It was a tired ride back.
Speaker 2Everyone was fighting. Yeah, it wasn't fun. Even I, even you, were fighting with the kids.
Speaker 1Yeah, even I raised my voice. I never do that.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Almost never.
Speaker 2Whatever?
Speaker 1How about the rest of the week? Um, it's been, um, it's been pretty good you've done a lot of overtime this week yes christmas season is so fun I mean, it's just two hours extra, like almost each day, but it's feels, you can feel it.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I'm much more tired now.
Speaker 2But not today. No, today was okay, yeah, because you knew that you were going to get out early.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe, or earlier than you have been. Yeah, exactly, but I'm working tomorrow.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're working tomorrow too, yeah, fun, but that's also technically a short day. Yeah, you're working tomorrow too, yeah, fun, but that's also technically a short day.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true, and it's my own fault. I can say no to overtime. You could, but I don't.
Speaker 2You're good, You're better than me. I can only do well. Technically I could do Mondays, but I choose not to.
Speaker 1I get it Because now we have shorter Mondays. Yeah you want to. You know, enjoy that.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I have been like kind of helping out with making dinner on Mondays too. Okay, so that kind of takes a slight load off of my life partner. Yeah, but Wednesdays I do overtime.
Speaker 1Yes, I mean, if it wasn't for overtime we would do the gym anyways.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I haven't been to the gym in such a long time. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2Yeah, and we're not going tomorrow either.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I don't have time, sorry, and you're working.
Speaker 1Yeah, Obviously yeah, Unless you want to go after. But I mean speaking of gym and stuff like that. Should we do a weight update?
Speaker 2We probably should, since I don't think there's much more to talk about, about the week.
Speaker 1No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2All right. So how have you done this week?
Speaker 1I lost 1.6 kilograms.
Speaker 2Good job, thank you, I think I lost 2.1. Yeah, that's okay, very good.
Speaker 1Yeah, think I lost 2.1. Yeah, that's okay, very good.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's better than me.
Speaker 2Well, my skill this morning was being really weird. It didn't really want to give me a good answer. I didn't like what it had to say.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I mean yesterday. I did exactly what I had done earlier in the week, or like the entire week and I've gone down somewhat steadily, and then this morning it was like, oh no, you've gained weight. I was like I'd rather not, though, so I tried again, and it was like, okay, you gained, but not as much. Just a little bit less. So then I changed the batteries and then it was like you only gained 0.1. I was like no, so I had a fight with the scale this morning yeah, fighting the scale it finally gave me an answer that I liked okay or I could settle with.
Speaker 2I don't actually know how much I weighed this morning no, no, you were all over the place. All over the place. That's right.
Speaker 1I'm the lowest I've been this year. That's good so that's positive.
Speaker 2That's really good, yeah. So I'm thinking this is a really good place to take a break.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2You want to take a quick break?
Speaker 1We take a quick break and move on after the break. Okay, you want to take a quick break? We take a quick break and movie on after the break.
Speaker 2That's right.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And we will be right back.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Bye.
Speaker 1Bye-bye.
Speaker 2Hello.
Speaker 1Hello, we're back.
Speaker 2We are.
Speaker 1We promised the people that we would move on now.
Speaker 2We did.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Are we going to keep that promise? Maybe All right.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe we should actually, because otherwise people would be mad.
Speaker 2Maybe I don't know. Let's not risk it Exactly.
Speaker 1I feel like people would be so mad all right.
Speaker 2Well, today is friday, it is let's pretend let's pretend it's december 6th of 2024. Yeah, yours coming to an end in a few weeks.
Speaker 1I thought you said you, you is coming to an end. You is coming to an end.
Speaker 2You is coming to an end. I'm like why, Soon.
Speaker 1Do you know something? I don't, Maybe. No, the year is yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, Anyway. So it's Friday and we watched movies.
Speaker 1Yeah, would you like to move on? I would like, let's move on.
Speaker 2Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1That's what I'm supposed to say. You almost didn't.
Speaker 2I know and I'm ashamed People are going to get mad.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm ashamed. Riot in the streets, yeah.
Speaker 2All right. So tonight we watched I don't know the title, I don't think I even saw it.
Speaker 1Okay, Hearts War.
Speaker 2Yeah, also.
Speaker 1Tomten är fart I alla barnen.
Speaker 2That's right, thank you.
Speaker 1You're welcome. I'm happy to help, help, help. I'm happy to help.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you about.
Speaker 1Hearts War. That's right, that's what.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you about heart's war. That's right, that's what I'm going to tell you about yeah this is a movie and we watched it yes and that's all I have to say about uh. Bruce willis is in this movie, and colin farrell yes it is about um world war ii. It's one of those movies yeah and some kind of court happening. Someone got murdered and they went to court for it. Yeah, details completely unknown. Okay, can I tell you? My feelings sure okay, two things that I am not interested in for fun facts.
Speaker 1I mean, I don't know, maybe it's relevant, maybe it's not, um world war ii okay or wars in general okay, so no war movies military anything I'm not interested but you were fine with 1911.
Speaker 2Yes, yes, I was okay with that one. But yeah, wars, military in general, don't care too much for it. Okay, I can't keep up. I don't understand rankings or no, I don't either. Literally anything. I don't understand anything about guns, weapons of any form.
Speaker 1whatever is military related, I don't know what it is no, but I don't think you have to know to watch a movie.
Speaker 2I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1So that was what confused you about this movie. Yeah, I don't know what general is I?
Speaker 2don't know colonel.
Speaker 1What?
Speaker 2is that a corn thing?
Speaker 1is bruce will is a corn guy corn guy.
Speaker 2The only corn I know is the band and they're not in this movie. I didn't see them anywhere. Okay, thing that I'm not interested in at all. Number two is law and order. Also, the show. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1Okay. Anything court-related lawyers and stuff is way over my head. It's too complicated, I don't get it. I have noticed that you're not interested in law.
Speaker 2Is it because I don't care for it? And I often break it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2No, I don't Do I.
Speaker 1Let's not talk about it if I do, let's say you don't.
Speaker 2We're going to assume that I don't. I follow the law. I'm sure I do. What have I done Now? I don't know. I'm questioning my life choices. But yeah, I don't understand anything that happens in a courtroom. They say a lot of words and it doesn't process. I don't really know what's going on okay, so I'm gonna let you know I didn't care for this movie no, okay um, I didn't even get to see bruce willis's butt no I saw colin farrell's butt and other butts yeah, but but not Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1I feel like you've seen it before I have.
Speaker 2I was looking forward to it again and I didn't see it, so don't care for it. No, no.
Speaker 1What do you think about this movie? This was the first time I ever saw this movie. Oh yeah me too, yeah, so yeah, it's not what I thought it would be. It wasn't a.
Speaker 2Christmas movie.
Speaker 1No, there was snow, but it wasn't Christmas. It was at Christmas time, but Santa wasn't there.
Speaker 2I didn't get any hints of Christmas.
Speaker 1No, no, I mean they were in like a Nazi, you know POW camp.
Speaker 2Yeah, when I think Christmas, I don't think Nazis.
Speaker 1No, oh, you have Nazi, nazi Christmas.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No, okay.
Speaker 2Whatever you're saying, no Okay.
Speaker 1But no, I did not care for this movie either. Cool, it was long and kind of boring. I did kind of understand what was happening and all, and I mean there was also a hole in the ground.
Speaker 2I don't know why and I don't know what they were doing there. It was a tunnel. Yeah, it was a big deal, I guess.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was uh. You know, for the plot, uh and stuff I don't know what that was but no, the the thing is about that tunnel. It was very lit up yeah for being lots of light in this tunnel yeah, and it was like a tunnel they made Quickly, yeah, and in secrecy, and it was very lit up and you know. So it was kind of funny. I thought that they had so much light going there and the Nazis did not see that.
Speaker 2Ah, there you go, that one was okay. Thank you. Yeah, oh, there you go, that one was okay, thank you, Uh, yeah, oh, yeah, Uh.
Speaker 1So Bruce Willis, you, you weren't sure if he was a good guy or a bad guy kind of, because he did some questionable things that maybe morally wouldn't be right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Spoiling this movie, but Somewhat, Somewhat, but so much no one will see it anyway. So Okay Anyhow. But I mean, I think he still can be seen as a good guy, though Maybe or maybe not.
Speaker 2Maybe in the end.
Speaker 1Yeah, it feels like he was trying, just like in looper. He was trying to do a good thing. I mean he did bad things, but for a good cause yeah, so yeah but no, it wasn't. I'm not gonna see this movie again no, I hope I don't have to.
Speaker 2No, you don't. Thank you.
Speaker 1Not if I'm not gonna make you see it again. I can promise you that.
Speaker 2Thank you Next.
Speaker 1Next Tomten är far till alla barnen.
Speaker 2Much better.
Speaker 1Much better. Santa is father to all the children.
Speaker 2Shouldn't it be like the other way around, though? Because it was the mother? The lady was the mother to all the children there were several fathers yeah, yeah, that's true and santa was not one of them no, but I think it's just yeah it's a saying right, it's a saying.
Speaker 1I mean it's like everyone's father dresses up for santa as santa. This movie is about a family. It's about one woman who has kids with like a thousand men and she has like a gazillion kids no, not really, but she has a lot of kids and a lot of exes. So she decides to invite all of her exes to their home with her current husband I guess it was a husband.
Speaker 2I'm not sure. We'll assume.
Speaker 1Yeah and yes, there are things happening. And I mean, she's pregnant and her current husband can't have kids.
Speaker 2He got a vasectomy.
Speaker 1Since he got a vasectomy and now he's all suspicious about all the other guys who's there, who are there and that, yeah, that's kind of that sets up. Sets up the movie, movie's plot, I guess. Yeah, yeah, Do you have anything to add?
Speaker 2No, no, it's good.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, so this movie was better than the other one. This feels like it's probably one of the Christmas classics of Swedish movies. It's funny. It's a lot of tears People are crying, but it's still funny. And there are funny drunk people and you are about to fall asleep. No, okay, and yeah it is funny. There are a lot of bad words spoken in this movie. The first time I saw it I'm like maybe I shouldn't see this because they are swearing a lot and I feel like I'm too young for this. But now it feels more like I'm not too young for this anymore.
Speaker 2I can watch this now, I can watch this.
Speaker 1So what did you think about the movie?
Speaker 2I like this movie. I'm pretty sure I have seen it before, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I recognized the beginning at least.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And I do like the movie. I think it's funny.
Speaker 1Did you remember what was going to happen? And all.
Speaker 2Not entirely.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Um no, I didn't remember everything that would happen, not even really generally. No so things still came as a surprise.
Speaker 1Okay, but there were, like certain parts, that I remembered, yeah, your life partner was there too watching this movie with us and it was kind of he was guessing what the plots, you know, twists and stuff.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Guessing right. But then he said that he had seen this movie a long time ago. But I mean like, so you know the plot.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So then it's nothing to really brag about, because I also knew what was going gonna happen. So but he does that, he often guesses the plot correctly yeah he finds a lot of movies uh predictable yeah, but I mean, if you've already seen the movie, it's not as uh impressive no, I guess I saw this movie a couple of years ago and I can't guess what's going to happen.
Speaker 2I don't know if it works that way.
Speaker 1No, I just found that funny.
Speaker 2Do we have anything else to say about this?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2It's a good movie.
Speaker 1It's a fun movie.
Speaker 2And it is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1Yes, it is, and it's in Swedish, so maybe it's not for everyone. No, maybe there's a dubbed version somewhere.
Speaker 2I hope not. I would like to move on. What are we doing?
Speaker 1Oh okay, we are doing some random facts.
Speaker 2What else would you call it?
Speaker 1Few people knows it.
Speaker 2Yeah. Ah yeah, some things that few people knows.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2All right, what do you have?
Speaker 1Okay, few people knows it Bananas are radioactive.
Speaker 2Are they?
Speaker 1Bananas contain potassium and a small portion of potassium.
Speaker 2No, really.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Potassium and a little bit more potassium.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, bananas contain potassium, and a small portion of potassium is actually potassium.
Speaker 2What? What's the rest of?
Speaker 1it. It's actually potassium 40, a radioactive isotope. Don't worry, though You'd need to eat about 10,000 bananas at once to feel any real effects.
Speaker 2All at the same time.
Speaker 1Yes, wow, can you do that Maybe?
Speaker 2I haven't tried, but I can. Let's see how many bananas I can eat.
Speaker 1Yeah, at the same time, at the same time.
Speaker 2Let's see how many bananas.
Speaker 1I can eat, yeah, at the same time, at the same time.
Speaker 2Oh God, I'm going to choke 10,000. Oh gosh, All right.
Speaker 1Okay, number two yeah, yep, okay, I'm going to read how they wrote it here. This is open eyes, by the way.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 1Number two, octopuses have three hearts.
Speaker 2I believe it's octopi.
Speaker 1Yes, that's what I was thinking too, but not according to open eyes. All right, so maybe that's the fact, actually, that it's not really octopi, it's octopuses.
Speaker 2I don't think so.
Speaker 1No, they have three hearts.
Speaker 2Three hearts. Why do they have three hearts? Three hearts, why do they need three hearts?
Speaker 1Two hearts pump blood to the gills, while the third heart pump it to the rest of the body. The twist when an octopus swims, the heart that delivers blood to the body actually stops beating, which is why they prefer crawling to swimming. It's less tiring.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, tired octopus.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, oh, my arms are so tired.
Speaker 2Oh well, I think the entire body is tired because there's no blood being pumped in.
Speaker 1Yeah, but.
Speaker 2But they can breathe.
Speaker 1Also arms, arms. They have a lot of arms, yeah, or tentacles as some people call them.
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe that's what they're called.
Speaker 1Yeah, I never called my arms tentacles, so I call them arms Huh.
Speaker 2Few people knows that Bonus fact yeah.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Matias does not call his arms tentacles.
Speaker 1Number three I feel like we have been talking about this before, but maybe not.
Speaker 2Let's see.
Speaker 1Let's see the Eiffel Tower can grow taller in the summer.
Speaker 2We have talked about this privately.
Speaker 1Okay, not recorded. Oh, it was a private conversation, it was a private conversation why are you?
Speaker 2bringing it up. You're spreading, I, I was. I was telling that to you and not the world incompetent no, incompetence, incompetence incompetently I also peed myself.
Speaker 1Incompetent. Okay, yes, oh God.
Speaker 2Did I get the worst? Incompetent, that means that I pee myself. Yes, I think so I guess I'm incompetent of holding my pee.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, but yeah, that's cool. Yeah, it grows, but wait, didn't we say it shrunk.
Speaker 2I thought it was going into the earth.
Speaker 1Maybe it's both, so it evens out.
Speaker 2It's going up and down, it's penetrating the ground.
Speaker 1Yep, it's humping the ground.
Speaker 2Okay, what does it say?
Speaker 1Due to thermal expansion, the iron in the Eiffel Tower expands in the heat, making it grow up to six inches taller in the summer.
Speaker 2That's what they usually say.
Speaker 1Yeah, I would say that I also grow six inches in the summer.
Speaker 2Yeah, you would never know though.
Speaker 1No, because.
Speaker 2I'm Iron.
Speaker 1Man, you also, you know.
Speaker 2I shrink in the winter, yeah, or when shrink in the winter yeah, when it's cold out.
Speaker 1Or you also sink in the ground.
Speaker 2I do that too.
Speaker 1That's why.
Speaker 2I become one with Earth.
Speaker 1In the summer.
Speaker 2In the summer.
Speaker 1When you grow taller.
Speaker 2Oh no, in the winter I bury myself into the ground and hibernate.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And then in the summer I grow six inches.
Speaker 1Okay, good to know.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Few people knows it. Few people knows it. That's a bonus one.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's another bonus.
Speaker 1A summer bonus A summer.
Speaker 2Yes, A six-incher even Six-incher summer bonus Okay number four A six-incher even yeah, six-incher summer bonus Um.
Speaker 1Okay, number four. A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.
Speaker 2How does that work? Oh wait, is it the sun and the moon and stuff and where they go and spinning thing?
Speaker 1Very, I mean, I don't have to read it.
Speaker 2No, that's exactly the worst. That's what Open Eyes gave us. Yeah, because, because and this is my explanation the sun and the moon and the spinning things.
Speaker 1Yeah, the sun and the moon and the spinning things Exactly.
Speaker 2Yes, all right.
Speaker 1Wait, did you read this? I might have already looked it up Exactly.
Speaker 2Yes, all right, wait, did you read this?
Speaker 1I might have already looked it up, oh okay.
Speaker 2The sun and the moon and the spinning things, okay.
Speaker 1Venus has an incredibly Venus. Really, yep Does?
Speaker 2it though.
Speaker 1It does have an incredibly blah blah blah. Okay, venus had had.
Speaker 2What happened to it?
Speaker 1Yeah, it disappeared. Oh gosh, it shrunk.
Speaker 2Aw, it's winter.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's when the Venus shrinks. It's Venus. Everyone knows that the Venus shrinks in the cold.
Speaker 2The Venus, the Venus.
Speaker 1Yep. A lot of people knows that.
Speaker 2I feel like at least half of the people know it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Or at least figured it out at some point.
Speaker 1So Venus has an incredibly slow rotation, sorry, has an incredibly slow rotation, taking about 243 Earth days to complete one full rotation. However, its orbit around the Sun only takes about 225 Earth days, so a day on Venus is longer than its year. Somehow that makes sense.
Speaker 2That's weird. In other words the sun and the moon and the spinning things.
Speaker 1Yep, yeah, that's uh you. You explained it better.
Speaker 2I did, you're welcome.
Speaker 1I have never heard of them about this. Okay Okay, number five Tardigrades are almost indestructible. Now you have to explain what is a tardigrade can I read the word? I don't know what that is can you look that up, or hey? Google help help, I need some money.
Speaker 2What is a tardigrade appearance tiny?
Speaker 1hey, is that a venus?
Speaker 2it might be venus. All right, all right, all right. Can I have a picture? Oh, oh oh, these are ugly.
Speaker 1Look at that thing oh, it's the it's a tardigrade yeah, tardigrade I seen them um it looks like it's from star wars, yeah, or like a vacuum bag it could be a vacuum bag with legs, yeah. Look at those fat legs. Yeah, look at that hole.
Speaker 2It feels like a vacuum bag from that, it looks like an anus.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, you know, the tube goes into that hole, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know what a vacuum bag looks like.
Speaker 1Okay, but yeah.
Speaker 2Anyway. So these things? It looks like that yeah.
Speaker 1If you don't know what a vacuum bag looks like. Google tardigrade.
Speaker 2I'm not sure why you wouldn't just look up vacuum bag. You know what? I'm curious what does a vacuum bag look like? Let's Google tardigrade.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2Tell me about these things. Okay, they look disgusting. Don't look them up.
Speaker 1It's funny because I was asking what's a tardigrade? And then okay, also known as water bears. Tardigrades can survive extreme conditions that would kill most life forms. They can withstand intense radiation, extreme temperatures I'm gonna say temperatures, I don't care what you say the vacuum of space and even years without water.
Speaker 2Oh, I can't do that.
Speaker 1How can water bears be without water?
Speaker 2You would expect that octopi would live in water when they prefer being on land.
Speaker 1Yeah well, they have three hearts.
Speaker 2They do.
Speaker 1Did you know that?
Speaker 2Do you think they have threesomes? The hearts, the hearts themselves, yeah.
Speaker 1Together in the same body. Mm-hmm, so you mean the octopi?
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, if you have one heart for three.
Speaker 1That would mean nine hearts.
Speaker 2I guess it would be foursomes then, If they have like one heart for each partner then it would be four.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true. So an orgy With octopi Gangbang.
Speaker 2Octopi gang bang. That's our rap group. Okay, octopi bang gang Bang gang. Gang bang.
Speaker 1Okay, so Water, water, even years without water. They do this by going into a state called.
Speaker 2Which state.
Speaker 1It's a state called.
Speaker 2Colorado.
Speaker 1New Hampshire. I'm kidding, it's a state called cryptobiosis Cryptobiosis.
Speaker 2That sounds about right.
Speaker 1Something like that.
Speaker 2Close enough.
Speaker 1Essentially shutting down their metabolism until conditions improve.
Speaker 2I want to do that.
Speaker 1Yes, metabolism, you want more of that right.
Speaker 2I want to shut it down, so I can shut everything down.
Speaker 1Oh, you want to die, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2No, well, that was fun.
Speaker 1Yeah, very.
Speaker 2Interesting Taticardies. What was it Tardigrades?
Speaker 1Tardigrades Weird. Yeah, I don't know what it is, though Sounds offensive.
Speaker 2It sounds like a germ. It looked like a germ.
Speaker 1I thought you were going to say jerk.
Speaker 2It sounds like a jerk.
Speaker 1Yeah, it looked like a jerk too, yeah.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, if they're indestructible, and they can't be that nice.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No Full of themselves.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like what you're gonna die, or something.
Speaker 1Weak person. You need water. Ugh, you're not even a water bear, still you need so much water.
Speaker 2Yeah, bleh, bleh.
Speaker 1What you can't survive a nuclear war I don't even care about wars.
Speaker 2No Wait, I can't say that that's not okay, that's offensive. I don't even care about wars, people dying, whatever has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1No, does not interest me.
Speaker 2Not interested.
Speaker 1If it would be a war here. Let's hope not. No, you're like no, not interested, not interested.
Speaker 2So boring, don't even try talking to me about it, don't knock on my door. No, leave me alone. Stop talking to me. Why are we here?
Speaker 1Yeah, why are you?
Speaker 2Just leave already.
Speaker 1Yeah, why are you carrying me away? Leave aunt.
Speaker 2Well, that was fun. Thank you for teaching me something.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I mean my pleasure. I did learn things today, you did, and we have been offensive and we have been learning things. We laughed.
Speaker 2And we've been educational oh yes and yeah. I think that sums up an episode Mm-hmm, and you know what.
Speaker 1We're all out of sips.
Speaker 2We are all out of sips Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1And that means we're all out of episode.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And also, by the way, now people have heard me read again.
Speaker 2You're so dumb.
Speaker 1I mean, it's like the first time in forever.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Matias, yeah, yeah, let's not.
Speaker 2Harias.
Speaker 1Oh yes.
Speaker 2What is ruining your life right now?
Speaker 1That I had to read.
Speaker 2I hate you.
Speaker 1Yes, you do. I don't know, not much. As we speak, I don't really know what's bothering me. I'm not going to get much sleep tonight.
Speaker 2Again.
Speaker 1Again. Was that my answer last week as well?
Speaker 2I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1Yeah, let's go with that again.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1By that I mean let's um post last week's episode again, all right. All right, let's um wrap this up, or yeah, what? What's ruining your life? I don't get to share anything that I forget you all the time you forgot about me.
Speaker 2You just sit there and you talk, and you talk. Oh, but you can't read. No.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2What is ruining my life?
Speaker 1Yes, you yes, okay.
Speaker 2You're ruining my life. Okay, good, would you like to wrap this up?
Speaker 1Yep, then I did my job.
Speaker 2All right. Thank you for listening to the episode. This has been a lot of fun, amazing. This has been a lot of fun, amazing. This was a good one.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm feeling good. Okay, good, good. And don't forget, I read this oh my God.
Speaker 2Will you ever shut up? Join us this weekend for Live man Libs, because this is going up on Tuesday. So I'm going to say this weekend, which is not technically this weekend, this weekend, december 14th yeah, that's.
Speaker 1That's a good thing.
Speaker 2It's not this weekend right, because neither of us are going to make it. We're not done we're not done, we're not ready no but it, we will be drinking, and and it will be Christmas karaoke once again for yeah, you know. Christmas.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know when else we would do Christmas karaoke. Funny how that works, I know.
Speaker 2And it's going to be lots of fun. So mark your calendars. The information is in the description here here, so go there if you need to find out what's going on anyway. Um, that's it. That's all I have I think um. Tell us a funny story in the comments yeah, yeah or funny facts funny facts. If you have any fun facts that few people knows, let us knows.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So the peoples can knows.
Speaker 1We might even share it that would be cool. Yeah, I might read it.
Speaker 2Wow, that would be weird. Yeah, we'll be back next Tuesday with another amazing episode.
Speaker 1Amazing.
Speaker 2Amazing.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Thank you again and Bye, amazing.
Speaker 1Yes, thank you again.
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