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[Leftovers] #109
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Yeah, and I know it's the letter R.
Speaker 2:I know the letter R I have to push all the buttons before I hit the record button.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I give up.
Speaker 2:and use the mouse and just push the button manually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you don't know which letter recording starts with no, no, no, I'm not that good.
Speaker 2:Sometimes the space bar works, not always no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I don't know. No, I'm not that good. Sometimes the space bar works, not always. No, yeah, okay, I don't know. Okay, I know that it works to stop or pause. I have the most attractive sounds in the world.
Speaker 2:I'm going to cry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're that beautiful.
Speaker 2:it's moving ew, what's moving? My sounds are moving oh, like what's moving I don't get it oh my god.
Speaker 1:God, now you got it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1:I got it Like moving moving, not like moving, moving moving.
Speaker 2:I like the moving, moving.
Speaker 1:I like the moving, moving yeah. Send me a message.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:What do you want to send me?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Should I send you like.
Speaker 1:A word or something An emoji or something. Yeah, you can send me an emoji A gif, A gif, yeah Gif. I was like gif Gift. Yeah, yeah, send a gif with a T.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, we'll see. Gift With T.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I was thinking about the letter. But if you want to, you can send with the beverage or like a bag.
Speaker 2:A bag of tea.
Speaker 1:You want me to tea bag you yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1:As a gift.
Speaker 2:A gift. You're welcome.
Speaker 1:Merry Christmas. It's your gift bag. It's a tea bag.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, tea gift bag. It's a tea bag, yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tea gift bag.
Speaker 2:Something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, gifty bag, mm-hmm. Yes, so that's what you can send me. You can be creative.
Speaker 2:All right, and no, no, what? No, no, no.
Speaker 1:What? Did you hear me whistle when I said creative?
Speaker 2:How do you whistle when saying creative?
Speaker 1:Because there's no S in that word.
Speaker 2:No, how did you manage?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Whistle like that Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay. I was thinking like the S kind of whistling.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like, how did you manage to get an S in there?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:But you didn't. Yeah, Like how did you manage to get an?
Speaker 1:S in there? I don't know, but you didn't. No, you did it more. Yeah, I like that. I was blowing right into the microphone so you could hear that word.
Speaker 2:That word.
Speaker 1:You know the word oh.
Speaker 2:That's how I whistle. Why are you hurting me?
Speaker 1:My why are you hurting me? Oh you, you know what's the opposite to loud.
Speaker 2:Quiet.
Speaker 1:The quietest whistling, it's just yeah. Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2:It's gone, you lost it. Okay, here it comes. Yay, okay, where is it? It's gone, you lost it.
Speaker 1:Here it comes Yay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:It's not.
Speaker 2:What's EDC? Edc? Maybe it says somewhere on the can Can I look at it? Thank you, I just took it Insomniac EDC 2024. It does not say what that is. Would you like to? Why would you trust?
Speaker 1:me Because you're the poor person. I did look at my you know account yesterday Account. My money account, okay, bank account Right yesterday. My money account bank account right and uh, it was more than I expected it to be before we paid the bills okay, have you already done that?
Speaker 2:yeah, we did it yesterday I was supposed to today, but guess what I was doing all day watching movies, that's right same with salmon salmon up salmon up semen, the semen drink it. The semen drink. It's lemon-lime flavor.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't know. You're welcome For asking.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, that too.
Speaker 2:Okay, couldn't find it Sorry, so what did we do? What did we do?
Speaker 1:Ate the cookies.
Speaker 2:Well, I think my daughter made hot chocolate for us, sorry, it's okay, I'm not the one who's gonna edit this, so no, I need to get it up. Can you help me get it? Oh? There we go thank you, I got it up by myself, thanks yeah, I know that that can be a struggle. Yeah, I know that can be a struggle. You can start surfing while I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Are you bored? Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1:Hello Wrong side as well. Hello, hello. Can you hear anything with the headphones on? No, hello camera.
Speaker 2:Are you there. Oh right, so um uh, oh, my goodness, I'm sorry no, it's okay did you uh I'm pretty sure I saw him on friday, though was it friday, we worked on friday monday, monday no, I don't. Everyone looks the same to me, everyone. No, like everyone okay not just certain people, but everyone looks the same to me yeah so I look the same as any other bald guy
Speaker 2:yeah, okay I see bald guys and I think oh, it's matias yeah I can't tell you how many times I got you and tall frederick mixed up I would see him from a distance and be like, hey, it's matias, and no, it wasn't matias same with andes oh. Really, sometimes I would see him from a distance He'd be, like hey, it's Matthias, and no, it wasn't Matthias.
Speaker 1:No, no, I wasn't strangling anyone. I'm sorry You're so dumb.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're so dumb. I wasn't strangling anyone, no, but you could have been Like why is Mattia strangling a girl? I will beat you up. Yeah, if I caught you strangling someone, I would beat you up.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Unless I deserved it yeah. But I don't think standing around not working is an excuse to beat someone up.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Or strangle them, I guess.
Speaker 1:No, specifically, I don't think I would go to that extent.
Speaker 2:No. Ever, I mean maybe telling them like it's time to get back to work.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I would never get physical. No I don't think so.
Speaker 2:No, I can't find a reason to get physical over anything at work. I don't think it's worth it.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Unless, of course, it's defended from other people who do think that it's necessary to go to those lengths.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, defense is okay, of course.
Speaker 2:Anyway, anyway.
Speaker 1:You're going to cut this.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, back to your story.
Speaker 2:Back to the good part. Yeah, turn it off. Back to the good part. Yeah, turn it off, turn it off. Okay. So I went off and did this other thing.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:We haven't even had first break yet, by the way.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we did yes.
Speaker 2:Just kidding, cut that part. Yeah, do people still do this?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No one said anything.
Speaker 1:No, I know it's so stupid. I don't like not doing double kiss.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I mean double kiss feels like you know more protected for the item.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The article.
Speaker 2:No one told me that, so I just assumed and I packed quite a few things that way. Okay, because that's what I know. Yeah, and no one told me that, so I just assumed and I packed quite a few things that way, okay because that's what I know yeah and no one corrected me no, and I I don't think it's a big deal no, okay because we do that in the basement all the time.
Speaker 1:Okay, because, okay, we don't give a crap okay.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I was showing him how to pack the slightly bigger things.
Speaker 1:And like the last ten minutes, maybe one. There came one crate or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because that's what they call it.
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1:You don't know. That's so weird because whenever I pluck or sort, pick or sort, it's in English.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's never Swedish for me.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I see that a lot of other people have it in Swedish, but I have it in English. It's not a problem for me, since I know English fairly well.
Speaker 2:Somewhat yeah Struggling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do. I don't know Is it in English or Swedish for you.
Speaker 2:I have mine. I think I'm switched. I had it in English at first.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But I'm pretty sure I switched it to Swedish.
Speaker 1:Can you switch it yourself? Yeah, okay, no one showed me.
Speaker 2:I was going to, but you said it wasn't a problem because you already knew English.
Speaker 1:Yeah, good, good, yeah, don't do it. No, it's okay, I know what I'm doing anyway. Yeah, but I mean, if you want me to show you, I just thought it was weird that I got it in English.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think some people have it in their own languages as well.
Speaker 1:Okay, but I'm just curious do all the other people have it in English at first too and they switch it? Or is it just me who had it in English?
Speaker 2:I really don't know.
Speaker 1:I never switched it?
Speaker 2:I really don't know.
Speaker 1:And then I have another question for you. Okay, why did you switch yours to swedish?
Speaker 2:yeah, because, um, I have kind of trouble with translating certain work words with english words okay so um, I mean I have to get into more complicated terms here.
Speaker 1:Okay, because.
Speaker 2:Now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:At least in Någet Appen. I have to have that one in Swedish, because there's just some words like I don't know, inbound in Inneverans is just too weird. Okay, I mean, I know what they mean but, I'd prefer calling it inneverance than inbound.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So if I'm looking for inneverance, I want to click on inneverance.
Speaker 1:Okay, but when you know the words, I don't understand.
Speaker 2:There's also a button that I use, and I think it's called where warehouse qa in the english version, and then logger board in the swedish version.
Speaker 2:okay, because jamie was trying to find something in the logger board the non-plussed but um, he had it in english. So he was like, where, where do I go to do this? I was like, uh, I'm pretty sure it's warehouse QA. I was like I don't know, I don't even know what that means. But okay, and then it says zero place instead of no placer. I don't know, I just I prefer my work vocabulary to be in the same language as I use it, instead of English of English.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I mean it's like it says pick when I'm doing that, and I never call it picking, I call it pluck.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:As we do in Swedish.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's not like I change how I say it just because it says something in English, but I'm just going to assume that our brains work differently.
Speaker 2:Okay, and that's just my preference, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you have more things to do, in that I only have the pluck and the sort.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's all I do in lager.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's it Okay, anyway. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, um, anyway, no, I think, um, I think we went into the city, maybe, and looked at stuff. I don't remember what did we do? I don't know no, I don't know. What did I do. What did I do? What did you do? What did I do? What day was on there? 20 seconds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 20. Seconds.
Speaker 2:Did I tell you what I was doing?
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I complained about. I felt I was very busy and, at the same time, it feels like I haven't done anything at all. That's what I did I was busy and did nothing at all. Busy doing nothing, sick it. I thought you said 20 seconds 20 seconds.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I guess I didn't do much at all actually.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's. Yeah. It's a day that you wait for opening presents, it feels like so. Do you have any questions?
Speaker 2:No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:Okay, or do you want me to talk about the other days as well?
Speaker 2:Well, I can talk about.
Speaker 1:Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2:We'll go one day at a time.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I got some candy. Is that the case?
Speaker 1:That's not a case. That's a hair.
Speaker 2:Is that the case?
Speaker 1:No, that's not the case. That's a hair. Is that the case? No, that's not the case. That's a hair. The hair your eyes keeps disappearing. I can you don't cry enough no, have you been crying constantly now?
Speaker 2:yeah, constantly, right now I'm really good at hiding ah okay, I like to think that anyway. Yeah, you can't tell when I'm crying.
Speaker 1:Okay sure, Not every time. No, okay sure, I hide it. Yeah, very well. Yeah, sometimes Um yeah, Um, so what um?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I have a question. Yeah, did you watch this movie?
Speaker 1:Did I watch?
Speaker 2:it. Did you watch the movie? A question, yeah.
Speaker 1:Did you watch this movie? Did I watch it? Did you watch the movie? I did Okay? Did you yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2:Except in black and white right. Was it black and white? No, it wasn't. No, it was just dull colors maybe, yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't remember. It was an instant Christmas classic for me.
Speaker 2:Do you want to run that one again? No, okay, perfect, good job.
Speaker 1:We find something that you know Christmas movies, for you know that's different.
Speaker 2:So can we talk about the movie Night Movies.
Speaker 1:Yes, we can, or maybe we can come up with that ourselves. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, we that ourselves. I don't know, yeah, yeah, we'll see. I mean, you can cut that or keep it or whatever you want.
Speaker 2:And then tonight we watched Die Hard 2. Yeah, and.
Speaker 1:Let's move on. I think I even like this one better than the first one. I'm not sure why I like it more than the first one, I just think it it's. Or I think I even like this one better than the first one. I'm not sure why I like it more than the first one, I just think it it's or I don't know, maybe not better, but at least like at the same level as the first one. Yeah, you can cut me saying that it's better than the first one, but I what else can I say about this movie? It has an awesome death scene, fight scene that ends with a cool death that you didn't like.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He's been having a wake up crying. The other day I was in here on my treadmill and I think he had fallen asleep a little bit on the couch and he ran in here in a panic saying that the um you know electrical outlet on the wall was making scary sound. He was like really scared.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:But I was like panicking because he was like trying to come in here while I was on the treadmill, yeah, and I was afraid there was going while I was on the treadmill yeah. And I was afraid there was going to be an accident. But, no, we were okay there. But yeah, I've been having nightmares lately. Yep, because there was nothing wrong with the outlet running.
Speaker 1:No, okay, and a funny thing about the treadmill. You told me that the treadmill was in here.
Speaker 2:Did you trip over it? I did, yep, I do it every time.
Speaker 1:That was the first thing I did when I went in here. I'm like oh and then, I turn off all the lights and I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I trip over it every time.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Not just you.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:And I know it's here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what is it called Canary Islands?
Speaker 2:They're going to like Spain for Christmas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, right yeah, they're going to Spain, I guess Canary.
Speaker 2:Islands Isn't Canary Islands.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's also the director, the guy who plays the, and he, yeah, director the, uh, the guy who plays the um, and he, yeah, his character is very nerdy and um, uh, his, uh, and yeah, I, I, I don't know, yeah, I would maybe not the funniest for me. I know other, a couple other movies that I also think is very funny, but this is a really good movie, very funny, uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, you, that's what you, okay?
Speaker 2:so last we checked, not from the last time we checked from the beginning of the year to okay, fine, to the last time we checked now yeah, because I'm not gonna weigh myself now no, and I kind of weighed myself this morning yeah but I had forgotten to weigh myself exactly when I woke up yeah I had already had a glass of water but how do we know what we weighed last year? I think I have it documented.
Speaker 1:I have me documented I don't know if I have me documented. I only know what I was at this vacation.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Before that I don't think I weighed myself that much.
Speaker 2:Oh, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:Pick my nose.
Speaker 2:Yeah, um, let's see.
Speaker 1:So that means.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, where did you start at the beginning of this?
Speaker 1:Yeah, when we started, yeah, it was at 114.
Speaker 2:Right, and last time you checked.
Speaker 1:I don't remember that.
Speaker 2:Okay, what was that? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Feels like it must be. Yeah, did it Wait? 96.2?.
Speaker 2:Are you sure? No, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1:Because I mean I think I I must have gained, but since I have not checked at all since last time, I think I mean you should take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1:Get some salt Get some salt. Don't you forget it.
Speaker 2:I'm trying not to forget it.
Speaker 1:No, don't you ever forget.
Speaker 2:We talk a lot, Matt.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What are you looking for? Um, okay, okay, um, at least, uh, on november 11th in 2023 you were at 108, okay, right, why? Why that?
Speaker 1:why that that date?
Speaker 2:Because that's when you told me.
Speaker 1:That's when I told you yeah, the first time I feel like I must have. Yeah, maybe not, I don't know. It's okay, we can go from that.
Speaker 2:I mean, you didn't tell me that often, at least November 11th, yeah, I was saying that I lost weight. I was 92 on Wednesday and then on November 11th I was 87. Okay, that's pretty cool. Let's see if.
Speaker 1:I can get more recent numbers.
Speaker 2:November 11th.
Speaker 1:Yeah, huh, because on November 9th I was at 99.4.
Speaker 2:Not this year, last year.
Speaker 1:Last year Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, okay, Okay, that makes more sense. So I was talking about my weight last year, huh, Cool, I got at least one number. Yeah, okay, that's good. Yeah, that makes more sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, can I just keep looking?
Speaker 1:If you want to.
Speaker 2:Are you going to get me?
Speaker 1:Well, you're the one editing this, so I think you, future Lauren, are going to get mad, not me. Hello future Lauren, message me, mattias. By the way, if you're mad or not at yourself or me, maybe you're mad at me Tell me who you're mad at, and yeah, that's it. And also, don't forget the tea Gift tea.
Speaker 2:But I would end up doing that tomorrow. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:Not Sunday yeah.
Speaker 2:You would have already gotten your gift, yeah gift tea.
Speaker 1:But thank you for the gift tea. I guess I hope I got it. So, yeah, that's it. But now I want you to text me if you're mad at yourself or me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Don't forget. I think your past self are getting a bit annoyed with me. Okay, she's saying no, but you know that's good. Do you wanna say the thing?
Speaker 2:that you lost 11. Okay, uh, yeah I'm gonna ruin your life right now okay because I have to be okay you can continue talking to me here, but, but I'm sorry it hit right now I have to email.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the pee hit you. Okay, so I'm going to continue talking as Lauren is fighting her pee. She has to go to the bathroom to fight her pee. I'm just going to keep on to the bathroom to fight her pee. I'm just gonna keep on talking and I don't know I can go through what I'm seeing. I see a lot of trash and some Christmas presents and some glasses Ghosty glasses and the ghosty can, the energy drink Ghosty can, very cool, and the other one, the pink one, from before. I see a photo of me, lauren and Weird Al. I see a lot of posters, other photos of Lauren and her kids. I see a guitar, a Santa hat, a blue Santa hat, cool Stocking. Yeah, lots of fun things. Okay, lauren, I want you to send me a word. Send me the word cucumber too. I have given you so much you hate me so much.
Speaker 1:I hate you so much. Oh, my hate me so much, I hate you so much.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:I wasn't talking to you. It's another, lauren.
Speaker 2:I hate you so much. Secret messages Alright, I'm really sorry about that, but um about leaving.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But this is gonna be fun. I'm just gonna be holding on to this and clipping it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yay, leftovers, yay Yay.
Speaker 1:Full time? Yeah, fastanställt.
Speaker 2:You're better than me.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, I don't think you're bad, though there are lots of people who are worse than both you and me yeah, and they get to stay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's many of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, many of them get to stay because they have been working there longer than us, and that's dumb, dumb.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's, it's on them whatever. Yeah, they get to pay for that.
Speaker 1:Yep, their mistakes exactly and that, and that's also kind of what gives me hope that maybe they realize they need more people, since the ones working there maybe aren't that hard worker. Yeah yeah, so that was my rant. Yeah, true. God, it only took you two hours to wrap this up True, did you hear the listeners?
Speaker 2:I heard them. They said um yeah, that's not me saying it.
Speaker 1:No, they said that the entire time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm like what the heck people?
Speaker 2:Why do you keep doing that? Yeah, don't you think, don't you think so?
Speaker 1:Did you hear my squeak? Yeah, yeah.
