![[Leftovers] #109 Artwork](https://www.buzzsprout.com/rails/active_storage/representations/redirect/eyJfcmFpbHMiOnsiZGF0YSI6MTYzNTEzNzg5LCJwdXIiOiJibG9iX2lkIn19--dd1fb1a97f79d7a8030a57a21f5730fe5f80bbed/eyJfcmFpbHMiOnsiZGF0YSI6eyJmb3JtYXQiOiJqcGciLCJyZXNpemVfdG9fZmlsbCI6WzYwMCw2MDAseyJjcm9wIjoiY2VudHJlIn1dLCJzYXZlciI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2MH0sImNvbG91cnNwYWNlIjoic3JnYiJ9LCJwdXIiOiJ2YXJpYXRpb24ifX0=--0b154cb6b88107719b1a277923d35676ba5519cc/Roasty%20Toasty%20Ghosty%20Logo.png)
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #109
This episode is only available to subscribers.
Roasty Toasty Ghosties
Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.
Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod
Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty
Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!
Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe
Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
Recording and Whistling Frustrations
Speaker 1Yeah, and I know it's the letter R.
Speaker 2I know the letter R I have to push all the buttons before I hit the record button.
Speaker 1Yeah, I give up.
Speaker 2and use the mouse and just push the button manually.
Speaker 1Yeah, because you don't know which letter recording starts with no, no, no, I'm not that good.
Speaker 2Sometimes the space bar works, not always no.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, I don't know. No, I'm not that good. Sometimes the space bar works, not always. No, yeah, okay, I don't know. Okay, I know that it works to stop or pause. I have the most attractive sounds in the world.
Speaker 2I'm going to cry.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're that beautiful.
Speaker 2it's moving ew, what's moving? My sounds are moving oh, like what's moving I don't get it oh my god.
Speaker 1God, now you got it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1I got it Like moving moving, not like moving, moving moving.
Speaker 2I like the moving, moving.
Speaker 1I like the moving, moving yeah. Send me a message.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1What do you want to send me?
Speaker 2I don't know. Should I send you like.
Speaker 1A word or something An emoji or something. Yeah, you can send me an emoji A gif, A gif, yeah Gif. I was like gif Gift. Yeah, yeah, send a gif with a T.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, we'll see. Gift With T.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, I was thinking about the letter. But if you want to, you can send with the beverage or like a bag.
Speaker 2A bag of tea.
Speaker 1You want me to tea bag you yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1As a gift.
Speaker 2A gift. You're welcome.
Speaker 1Merry Christmas. It's your gift bag. It's a tea bag.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, tea gift bag. It's a tea bag, yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Yeah, tea gift bag.
Speaker 2Something like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, gifty bag, mm-hmm. Yes, so that's what you can send me. You can be creative.
Speaker 2All right, and no, no, what? No, no, no.
Speaker 1What? Did you hear me whistle when I said creative?
Speaker 2How do you whistle when saying creative?
Speaker 1Because there's no S in that word.
Speaker 2No, how did you manage?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Whistle like that Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay. I was thinking like the S kind of whistling.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like, how did you manage to get an S in there?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2But you didn't. Yeah, Like how did you manage to get an?
Speaker 1S in there? I don't know, but you didn't. No, you did it more. Yeah, I like that. I was blowing right into the microphone so you could hear that word.
Speaker 2That word.
Speaker 1You know the word oh.
Speaker 2That's how I whistle. Why are you hurting me?
Speaker 1My why are you hurting me? Oh you, you know what's the opposite to loud.
Speaker 2Quiet.
Speaker 1The quietest whistling, it's just yeah. Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2It's gone, you lost it. Okay, here it comes. Yay, okay, where is it? It's gone, you lost it.
Speaker 1Here it comes Yay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It's not.
Speaker 2What's EDC? Edc? Maybe it says somewhere on the can Can I look at it? Thank you, I just took it Insomniac EDC 2024. It does not say what that is. Would you like to? Why would you trust?
Speaker 1me Because you're the poor person. I did look at my you know account yesterday Account. My money account, okay, bank account Right yesterday. My money account bank account right and uh, it was more than I expected it to be before we paid the bills okay, have you already done that?
Speaker 2yeah, we did it yesterday I was supposed to today, but guess what I was doing all day watching movies, that's right same with salmon salmon up salmon up semen, the semen drink it. The semen drink. It's lemon-lime flavor.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I wouldn't know. You're welcome For asking.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, that too.
Workplace Language Preferences
Speaker 2Okay, couldn't find it Sorry, so what did we do? What did we do?
Speaker 1Ate the cookies.
Speaker 2Well, I think my daughter made hot chocolate for us, sorry, it's okay, I'm not the one who's gonna edit this, so no, I need to get it up. Can you help me get it? Oh? There we go thank you, I got it up by myself, thanks yeah, I know that that can be a struggle. Yeah, I know that can be a struggle. You can start surfing while I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Are you bored? Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1Hello Wrong side as well. Hello, hello. Can you hear anything with the headphones on? No, hello camera.
Speaker 2Are you there. Oh right, so um uh, oh, my goodness, I'm sorry no, it's okay did you uh I'm pretty sure I saw him on friday, though was it friday, we worked on friday monday, monday no, I don't. Everyone looks the same to me, everyone. No, like everyone okay not just certain people, but everyone looks the same to me yeah so I look the same as any other bald guy
Speaker 2yeah, okay I see bald guys and I think oh, it's matias yeah I can't tell you how many times I got you and tall frederick mixed up I would see him from a distance and be like, hey, it's matias, and no, it wasn't matias same with andes oh. Really, sometimes I would see him from a distance He'd be, like hey, it's Matthias, and no, it wasn't Matthias.
Speaker 1No, no, I wasn't strangling anyone. I'm sorry You're so dumb.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're so dumb. I wasn't strangling anyone, no, but you could have been Like why is Mattia strangling a girl? I will beat you up. Yeah, if I caught you strangling someone, I would beat you up.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Unless I deserved it yeah. But I don't think standing around not working is an excuse to beat someone up.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Or strangle them, I guess.
Speaker 1No, specifically, I don't think I would go to that extent.
Speaker 2No. Ever, I mean maybe telling them like it's time to get back to work.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I would never get physical. No I don't think so.
Speaker 2No, I can't find a reason to get physical over anything at work. I don't think it's worth it.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Unless, of course, it's defended from other people who do think that it's necessary to go to those lengths.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, defense is okay, of course.
Speaker 2Anyway, anyway.
Speaker 1You're going to cut this.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Yes, back to your story.
Speaker 2Back to the good part. Yeah, turn it off. Back to the good part. Yeah, turn it off, turn it off. Okay. So I went off and did this other thing.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2We haven't even had first break yet, by the way.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1Yeah, we did yes.
Speaker 2Just kidding, cut that part. Yeah, do people still do this?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No one said anything.
Speaker 1No, I know it's so stupid. I don't like not doing double kiss.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because I mean double kiss feels like you know more protected for the item.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1The article.
Speaker 2No one told me that, so I just assumed and I packed quite a few things that way. Okay, because that's what I know. Yeah, and no one told me that, so I just assumed and I packed quite a few things that way, okay because that's what I know yeah and no one corrected me no, and I I don't think it's a big deal no, okay because we do that in the basement all the time.
Speaker 1Okay, because, okay, we don't give a crap okay.
Speaker 2So yeah, I was showing him how to pack the slightly bigger things.
Speaker 1And like the last ten minutes, maybe one. There came one crate or something.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because that's what they call it.
Speaker 2Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1You don't know. That's so weird because whenever I pluck or sort, pick or sort, it's in English.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's never Swedish for me.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I see that a lot of other people have it in Swedish, but I have it in English. It's not a problem for me, since I know English fairly well.
Speaker 2Somewhat yeah Struggling.
Speaker 1Yeah, I do. I don't know Is it in English or Swedish for you.
Speaker 2I have mine. I think I'm switched. I had it in English at first.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2But I'm pretty sure I switched it to Swedish.
Speaker 1Can you switch it yourself? Yeah, okay, no one showed me.
Speaker 2I was going to, but you said it wasn't a problem because you already knew English.
Speaker 1Yeah, good, good, yeah, don't do it. No, it's okay, I know what I'm doing anyway. Yeah, but I mean, if you want me to show you, I just thought it was weird that I got it in English.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think some people have it in their own languages as well.
Speaker 1Okay, but I'm just curious do all the other people have it in English at first too and they switch it? Or is it just me who had it in English?
Speaker 2I really don't know.
Speaker 1I never switched it?
Speaker 2I really don't know.
Speaker 1And then I have another question for you. Okay, why did you switch yours to swedish?
Speaker 2yeah, because, um, I have kind of trouble with translating certain work words with english words okay so um, I mean I have to get into more complicated terms here.
Speaker 1Okay, because.
Speaker 2Now.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2At least in Någet Appen. I have to have that one in Swedish, because there's just some words like I don't know, inbound in Inneverans is just too weird. Okay, I mean, I know what they mean but, I'd prefer calling it inneverance than inbound.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So if I'm looking for inneverance, I want to click on inneverance.
Speaker 1Okay, but when you know the words, I don't understand.
Speaker 2There's also a button that I use, and I think it's called where warehouse qa in the english version, and then logger board in the swedish version.
Speaker 2okay, because jamie was trying to find something in the logger board the non-plussed but um, he had it in english. So he was like, where, where do I go to do this? I was like, uh, I'm pretty sure it's warehouse QA. I was like I don't know, I don't even know what that means. But okay, and then it says zero place instead of no placer. I don't know, I just I prefer my work vocabulary to be in the same language as I use it, instead of English of English.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I mean it's like it says pick when I'm doing that, and I never call it picking, I call it pluck.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1As we do in Swedish.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So it's not like I change how I say it just because it says something in English, but I'm just going to assume that our brains work differently.
Speaker 2Okay, and that's just my preference, okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you have more things to do, in that I only have the pluck and the sort.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That's all I do in lager.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that's it Okay, anyway. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, um, anyway, no, I think, um, I think we went into the city, maybe, and looked at stuff. I don't remember what did we do? I don't know no, I don't know. What did I do. What did I do? What did you do? What did I do? What day was on there? 20 seconds.
Speaker 1Yeah, 20. Seconds.
Speaker 2Did I tell you what I was doing?
Speaker 1No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I complained about. I felt I was very busy and, at the same time, it feels like I haven't done anything at all. That's what I did I was busy and did nothing at all. Busy doing nothing, sick it. I thought you said 20 seconds 20 seconds.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I guess I didn't do much at all actually.
Speaker 1No, no, that's. Yeah. It's a day that you wait for opening presents, it feels like so. Do you have any questions?
Speaker 2No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1Okay, or do you want me to talk about the other days as well?
Speaker 2Well, I can talk about.
Speaker 1Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2We'll go one day at a time.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So yeah, I got some candy. Is that the case?
Speaker 1That's not a case. That's a hair.
Speaker 2Is that the case?
Speaker 1No, that's not the case. That's a hair. Is that the case? No, that's not the case. That's a hair. The hair your eyes keeps disappearing. I can you don't cry enough no, have you been crying constantly now?
Speaker 2yeah, constantly, right now I'm really good at hiding ah okay, I like to think that anyway. Yeah, you can't tell when I'm crying.
Speaker 1Okay sure, Not every time. No, okay sure, I hide it. Yeah, very well. Yeah, sometimes Um yeah, Um, so what um?
Weight Loss Progress and Movie Reviews
Speaker 2I don't know. I have a question. Yeah, did you watch this movie?
Speaker 1Did I watch?
Speaker 2it. Did you watch the movie? A question, yeah.
Speaker 1Did you watch this movie? Did I watch it? Did you watch the movie? I did Okay? Did you yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2Except in black and white right. Was it black and white? No, it wasn't. No, it was just dull colors maybe, yeah.
Speaker 1I don't remember. It was an instant Christmas classic for me.
Speaker 2Do you want to run that one again? No, okay, perfect, good job.
Speaker 1We find something that you know Christmas movies, for you know that's different.
Speaker 2So can we talk about the movie Night Movies.
Speaker 1Yes, we can, or maybe we can come up with that ourselves. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, we that ourselves. I don't know, yeah, yeah, we'll see. I mean, you can cut that or keep it or whatever you want.
Speaker 2And then tonight we watched Die Hard 2. Yeah, and.
Speaker 1Let's move on. I think I even like this one better than the first one. I'm not sure why I like it more than the first one, I just think it it's. Or I think I even like this one better than the first one. I'm not sure why I like it more than the first one, I just think it it's or I don't know, maybe not better, but at least like at the same level as the first one. Yeah, you can cut me saying that it's better than the first one, but I what else can I say about this movie? It has an awesome death scene, fight scene that ends with a cool death that you didn't like.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2He's been having a wake up crying. The other day I was in here on my treadmill and I think he had fallen asleep a little bit on the couch and he ran in here in a panic saying that the um you know electrical outlet on the wall was making scary sound. He was like really scared.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2But I was like panicking because he was like trying to come in here while I was on the treadmill, yeah, and I was afraid there was going while I was on the treadmill yeah. And I was afraid there was going to be an accident. But, no, we were okay there. But yeah, I've been having nightmares lately. Yep, because there was nothing wrong with the outlet running.
Speaker 1No, okay, and a funny thing about the treadmill. You told me that the treadmill was in here.
Speaker 2Did you trip over it? I did, yep, I do it every time.
Speaker 1That was the first thing I did when I went in here. I'm like oh and then, I turn off all the lights and I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I trip over it every time.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Not just you.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2And I know it's here.
Speaker 1Yeah, what is it called Canary Islands?
Speaker 2They're going to like Spain for Christmas.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, right yeah, they're going to Spain, I guess Canary.
Speaker 2Islands Isn't Canary Islands.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's also the director, the guy who plays the, and he, yeah, director the, uh, the guy who plays the um, and he, yeah, his character is very nerdy and um, uh, his, uh, and yeah, I, I, I don't know, yeah, I would maybe not the funniest for me. I know other, a couple other movies that I also think is very funny, but this is a really good movie, very funny, uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, you, that's what you, okay?
Speaker 2so last we checked, not from the last time we checked from the beginning of the year to okay, fine, to the last time we checked now yeah, because I'm not gonna weigh myself now no, and I kind of weighed myself this morning yeah but I had forgotten to weigh myself exactly when I woke up yeah I had already had a glass of water but how do we know what we weighed last year? I think I have it documented.
Speaker 1I have me documented I don't know if I have me documented. I only know what I was at this vacation.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Before that I don't think I weighed myself that much.
Speaker 2Oh, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1Pick my nose.
Speaker 2Yeah, um, let's see.
Speaker 1So that means.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, where did you start at the beginning of this?
Speaker 1Yeah, when we started, yeah, it was at 114.
Speaker 2Right, and last time you checked.
Speaker 1I don't remember that.
Speaker 2Okay, what was that? I don't know.
Speaker 1Feels like it must be. Yeah, did it Wait? 96.2?.
Speaker 2Are you sure? No, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1Because I mean I think I I must have gained, but since I have not checked at all since last time, I think I mean you should take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1Get some salt Get some salt. Don't you forget it.
Speaker 2I'm trying not to forget it.
Speaker 1No, don't you ever forget.
Speaker 2We talk a lot, Matt.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2What are you looking for? Um, okay, okay, um, at least, uh, on november 11th in 2023 you were at 108, okay, right, why? Why that?
Speaker 1why that that date?
Speaker 2Because that's when you told me.
Speaker 1That's when I told you yeah, the first time I feel like I must have. Yeah, maybe not, I don't know. It's okay, we can go from that.
Speaker 2I mean, you didn't tell me that often, at least November 11th, yeah, I was saying that I lost weight. I was 92 on Wednesday and then on November 11th I was 87. Okay, that's pretty cool. Let's see if.
Speaker 1I can get more recent numbers.
Speaker 2November 11th.
Speaker 1Yeah, huh, because on November 9th I was at 99.4.
Speaker 2Not this year, last year.
Speaker 1Last year Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, okay, Okay, that makes more sense. So I was talking about my weight last year, huh, Cool, I got at least one number. Yeah, okay, that's good. Yeah, that makes more sense.
Speaker 2Yeah, can I just keep looking?
Speaker 1If you want to.
Speaker 2Are you going to get me?
Speaker 1Well, you're the one editing this, so I think you, future Lauren, are going to get mad, not me. Hello future Lauren, message me, mattias. By the way, if you're mad or not at yourself or me, maybe you're mad at me Tell me who you're mad at, and yeah, that's it. And also, don't forget the tea Gift tea.
Speaker 2But I would end up doing that tomorrow. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1Not Sunday yeah.
Speaker 2You would have already gotten your gift, yeah gift tea.
Speaker 1But thank you for the gift tea. I guess I hope I got it. So, yeah, that's it. But now I want you to text me if you're mad at yourself or me.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Don't forget. I think your past self are getting a bit annoyed with me. Okay, she's saying no, but you know that's good. Do you wanna say the thing?
Speaker 2that you lost 11. Okay, uh, yeah I'm gonna ruin your life right now okay because I have to be okay you can continue talking to me here, but, but I'm sorry it hit right now I have to email.
Office Gossip and Work Frustrations
Speaker 1Yeah, the pee hit you. Okay, so I'm going to continue talking as Lauren is fighting her pee. She has to go to the bathroom to fight her pee. I'm just going to keep on to the bathroom to fight her pee. I'm just gonna keep on talking and I don't know I can go through what I'm seeing. I see a lot of trash and some Christmas presents and some glasses Ghosty glasses and the ghosty can, the energy drink Ghosty can, very cool, and the other one, the pink one, from before. I see a photo of me, lauren and Weird Al. I see a lot of posters, other photos of Lauren and her kids. I see a guitar, a Santa hat, a blue Santa hat, cool Stocking. Yeah, lots of fun things. Okay, lauren, I want you to send me a word. Send me the word cucumber too. I have given you so much you hate me so much.
Speaker 1I hate you so much. Oh, my hate me so much, I hate you so much.
Speaker 2Oh my god.
Speaker 1I wasn't talking to you. It's another, lauren.
Speaker 2I hate you so much. Secret messages Alright, I'm really sorry about that, but um about leaving.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But this is gonna be fun. I'm just gonna be holding on to this and clipping it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yay, leftovers, yay Yay.
Speaker 1Full time? Yeah, fastanställt.
Speaker 2You're better than me.
Speaker 1Yeah well, I don't think you're bad, though there are lots of people who are worse than both you and me yeah, and they get to stay.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's many of them.
Speaker 1Yeah, many of them get to stay because they have been working there longer than us, and that's dumb, dumb.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's, it's on them whatever. Yeah, they get to pay for that.
Speaker 1Yep, their mistakes exactly and that, and that's also kind of what gives me hope that maybe they realize they need more people, since the ones working there maybe aren't that hard worker. Yeah yeah, so that was my rant. Yeah, true. God, it only took you two hours to wrap this up True, did you hear the listeners?
Speaker 2I heard them. They said um yeah, that's not me saying it.
Speaker 1No, they said that the entire time.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I'm like what the heck people?
Speaker 2Why do you keep doing that? Yeah, don't you think, don't you think so?
Speaker 1Did you hear my squeak? Yeah, yeah.
