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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
It's a weird title to a weird podcast hosted by a couple of weird people talking about weird things.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #110
Ever wonder if laughter truly is invisible or if it leaves behind some hidden evidence? Join us for a rollicking episode where we mournfully bid farewell to our beloved treadmill while exploring the essential ritual of a good warm-up that's spiced with some unexpected hilarity. Our conversation takes a wild turn into a world where podcast episodes are likened to cans, and a red onion makes a surprising cameo amidst our musings on pro-war debates, Canadian identity, and the chaos of managing days off. As we wrap up, the tangled threads of our editing schedules reveal the delightful disorder that turns our sessions into a comedic adventure.
Step into our whimsical realm where confusions abound, like when 'Flintstone' meets 'flintrock' and we accidentally wander into 'stoner rock' territory. This is the playground of our imaginations, filled with creative antics and sentence-building exercises that promise endless laughter. Our tale is woven with playful wordplay and comic misunderstandings, painting a picture of spontaneity and friendship in its purest form. Expect the unexpected as we keep you on your toes with our playful banter, ensuring your earbuds are filled with joy and amusement from start to finish.
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Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
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No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
Go do that, okay, hi, hello, are you going to be okay?
Speaker 2:I hope so.
Speaker 1:All right, that goes there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1:Hello.
Speaker 2:Hello.
Speaker 1:Hello.
Speaker 2:Okay, what? Hello, hello.
Speaker 1:Do you have something to say?
Speaker 2:No, I don't know, why do I? Do you want to start it, or should we warm up first?
Speaker 1:Warm up Definitely. Yeah, okay, so a good workout always starts off best with a good warm up. Okay.
Speaker 2:So it was a mistake that we took the treadmill out.
Speaker 1:We should have warmed up. Yeah, we could walk on it at the same time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'll go behind you, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:And I guess the treadmill would not make noise in the background right.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. Well, I mean, if it's during warm-up, then it should be cut anyway. Oh yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2:It. Maybe it depends on how good the warm-up is. Yeah, sometimes it's it ends up, yeah, yeah. It's in the episode. It depends on how funny it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I can tell you that this is not going to be part of the episode, so far.
Speaker 1:This isn't funny, no.
Speaker 2:Oh, are you laughing? I?
Speaker 1:am.
Speaker 2:Oh, on the inside, no On the outside. Oh where, on the outside, Everywhere.
Speaker 1:It's just laughter is vibrating over my skin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't see it in your face. I can't see it.
Speaker 1:You can't. Oh, okay, I thought.
Speaker 2:I could. I can't see it in your face. Yes, you can't.
Speaker 1:Yes, you can't, I'm sure you can. Okay If you say so. Yeah, uh, sure you can. Okay if you say so.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the funny thing is that I leaned into the mic when I was gonna take a breath I don't know why and then, okay, now I can talk. Okay, uh, so we can't have like a warm-up before, like right now?
Speaker 1:Uh, do we have to open this first or do we open it after? We open it how about you open and then we'll open together?
Speaker 2:yes, and I can cut it out however I want in the yes, if you want extra production, go ahead okay, hello um that was me oh, it's okay the can is, sir, that's getting cut. Yeah well, the cancer is like an answer.
Speaker 1:What's the can?
Speaker 2:you know a can. Yeah, and sir, that's a nice way to to address someone yes, it is okay.
Speaker 1:Is Okay, no, okay? The can represents the episode.
Speaker 2:What Mister is also a Can mister.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think I would accept that Okay.
Speaker 2:Well, okay, I'm sorry, you talk now.
Speaker 1:When.
Speaker 2:As now as possible. Okay, you really have to think about what you're saying now. When as now as possible. Okay, you really have to think about what you're saying now, right? So when we finish that, we're out of warheads?
Speaker 1:We're out of episodes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, yes, I know that.
Speaker 1:We're out of warheads.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because wasn't it warheads?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yes yeah.
Speaker 2:Was this what you had to talk about? No, I just kind of thought of it as I was picking it up, and we open it as we open the episode. Okay, I thought you meant the.
Speaker 1:Not. This can specifically.
Speaker 2:No, no, okay, I thought you meant the flavor.
Speaker 1:No, no, okay, I thought you meant the flavor no, no, okay, no, okay In general. Yes, for our episodes, yeah, that's true, we will take out the can. A can can be any can that we want?
Speaker 2:really.
Speaker 1:We open it at the opening and then we consume it, and then when it's empty, then we're out of it.
Speaker 2:Yep. So yeah, that repressions our episode. I am having a stroke, but it's okay.
Speaker 1:It's okay, I'll be all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, warheads, warheads. That sounds cool. No, not really. I don't know. I'm not pro-war and I am sorry for that, sorry, are you Canadian, maybe?
Speaker 1:Okay, are you Canadian?
Speaker 2:Maybe Okay, is that a problem if I was?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, but I am a Swede.
Speaker 1:That's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I feel like with every single one of these, I expect better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I guess I do too.
Speaker 1:But you can cut that so that we don't sound ungrateful.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I can keep weird.
Speaker 1:Weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a little bit weird.
Speaker 1:It was a little bit weird.
Speaker 2:I'm starting to Drown, yeah, drown in the ghosts. Okay, no, no, I am. I don't know, is it called Red Onion?
Speaker 1:It is a red onion.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that sits right to my left. No, no, in front of me. In front of me left no no, in front of me, in front of me, in front. Oh, it's a male. Yes, yeah, okay, but um, I'm like this must be a female. No, no, it's not okay, but uh, he has long hair no, he's been on vacation oh, okay, so it's the newly sick one, or he's been sick, but not anymore.
Speaker 1:You, no, no, the British one.
Speaker 2:I haven't been that sick. He was gone for a long time.
Speaker 1:Yes, anyway.
Speaker 2:Okay, grang Root Ring Root fruit.
Speaker 1:That's a good question.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a good question, yeah that's a good question.
Speaker 1:You know what? I had so many days off that I lost track of the days and I don't know when Saturday was.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:No, no one knows.
Speaker 2:No one knows. I'm sure Saturday was a boring day. That was the day you started editing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not bad. You sound like an old man. Yeah, the 28th.
Speaker 2:Not bad, you sound like an old man. Yeah, the 28th Eighth.
Speaker 1:So what happened on the 28th? Why are you crying about him? Don't cry about him.
Speaker 2:Okay, stop it Done.
Speaker 1:Nope, nothing, nothing. I didn't do anything on saturday no, no, now you. You did the editing I did the editing and yeah, I, I don't know, I don't think I did anything no, I didn't do much either, I think this whole memory thing is awful.
Speaker 2:I know, I thought it would be that I was just, you know, not imagining things, not, not that, but uh, what do you say?
Speaker 1:yeah, were you in denial?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, kind of was this on monday was it I don't know. I'm asking and you are too.
Speaker 1:You're also asking I'm also asking are?
Speaker 2:you, you going to call your son.
Speaker 1:Hello, when? When did this happen? It was on Monday, oh that's cool, you remember things. Sure.
Speaker 2:It's so cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Do you have cake?
Speaker 1:No, I'm cool yeah.
Speaker 2:You have cake.
Speaker 1:No, no I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:Ew, that's what you get when you don't have cake.
Speaker 1:I have to control you. I'm kicking you, I'm going to kick you if you don't have cake, you're caking me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's my cake. Kick Cake, kick Cake, kick Cake kick Okay. So you ate cake. I did um it's like um with the nor northern lights. I never seen them in real life, but I've seen them on, you know photos, pictures in pictures yeah, yeah, um, I guess I didn't celebrate new year's eve but, okay, so then suddenly it was a new year okay. So what did you do on the new year? Stand up and they're all almost like spaghetti.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that's the milkshake. Yeah, that's also like you know almost, like when you feel like you're coughing up blood. You know almost.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:When you're that exhausted.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, I think. Okay, have you ever coughed up blood?
Speaker 2:No, okay, I have not, but it feels like it.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:Or maybe not, I don't know. It is when the leg thing, I say, yeah, maybe that's what I'm talking about when I'm coughing up blood. Oh bleh. No, I don't know, but I'm not sure what I meant by that.
Speaker 1:Okay, that didn't work. Oh, no, bruce Willis. No, yes, I thought I said it too quietly the first time.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, so I had to scream. I heard it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, good it, yeah Good Good.
Speaker 2:Excuse me.
Speaker 1:In a Hold on let me think of the words so that the bombs will be detonated.
Speaker 2:What I'm listening, okay, you just. It looked like you were confused about my sentence, but no, no, should we do some Mad Libs?
Speaker 1:Should we do that now?
Speaker 2:Or should we wait for that?
Speaker 1:Maybe we should wait for that.
Speaker 2:Okay, and do a history lesson.
Speaker 1:I don't like that.
Speaker 2:The first Do I remember. So it was an adventurer, you said.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, like some kind of caveman or something. Kind of person Like a Flintstone. Ah, Flintrock Kind of person Like a flintstone.
Speaker 2:Ah, flintrock.
Speaker 1:Flintrock no, no, no.
Speaker 2:The stoner rock. I have said this before.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I don't like it and I will cut it, yeah you will Mm-hmm, because the stoner was his brother. Oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Anyway, the rock.
Speaker 2:Was that the rolling one? Maybe, Rolling stoner.
Speaker 1:He might have rolled.
Speaker 2:Oh, he rolled.
Speaker 1:That's right. That's what I thought you meant at first, and then I got it, and then you got it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Funny, how that worked out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're funny. We are funny Funny people On occasion Right here. Sometimes that happens Right here right now.
Speaker 1:Right now, okay, I think I said chalk at first, but I meant charcoal.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can put that in earlier.
Speaker 1:But first I need a pen.
Speaker 2:Yes, you should get one.
Speaker 1:Probably should I'm ready for school.
Speaker 2:Ah, perfect my bag.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:Can you say skin?
Speaker 1:That's a part of the body.
Speaker 2:It's a big part.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the biggest part. It is verb strings. Yeah, a verb um um okay, or would you rather go with something else like shaky?
Speaker 2:uh, yeah, I'm, I'm. I have more adjectives for later, if you, okay, but jittery starts with a, j, j, oh, I, I already screwed it up j, as in jackie chan yeah and I yeah tt ry ery.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay, perfect, uh, noun the pug is a lot of dog in. Okay, the german shepherd is not only the most popular police guard. Oh, that was a comma, but that was that.
Speaker 2:Um. From last until today, I gained 3.1.
Speaker 1:Do you forget that line?
Speaker 2:I didn't know I was going to say it, but oh you usually say it oh, I'm sorry. That is your line, that's your responsibility.
Speaker 1:Okay, what if? I'm sorry, that is your line, that's your responsibility.
Speaker 2:Okay. What if I want to change things up? Okay, no. Do you want to change things up? No, I don't. Do you want?
Speaker 1:to do this again.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Do you want to start from the beginning?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Hello, my name is Lauren and this is Roasty, Toasty, Ghosty and.
