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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#110: Sore Owl
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In which Lauren & Mattias come back with a brand new history lesson on the very first book! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as vegetable gangs and muscle cramps.
Content:
- Opening
- Allosaurus
- Ghosty energy drink
- Avocados and opinions: Fruit or vegetable?
- Veggiegang
- Mattias confused
- Weekly check in
- Swedish lesson
- Intermission
- Movie on!
- Die Hard With A Vengeance
- Sällskapsresan 2: Snow Roller
- History Lesson: The First Book
- Mad Libs
- What’s ruining our lives
- Weight update
- Wrap up
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Speaker 2Actually, I think I need you to start this because I have something I want to talk about.
Speaker 1Okay, you need to talk about this right now. I do, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2It's really important.
Speaker 1So I'm gonna start this.
Speaker 2Yes, please.
Speaker 1Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. Hello, my name is Matias.
Speaker 2I'm Lauren.
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Speaker 2Okay.
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Speaker 2Olosaurus.
Speaker 1Yeah, soar olosaurus. That's all of the dinosaurs, the olosaurusosaurus. Yeah, it's all of them combined in one. Yes, uh, yeah, that's the yeah, holosaurus thank you for listening was that what you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 2no, no, you brought it up but, let's um, let's open our ghosty energy drink.
Speaker 1Yeah, yes, let's do that. You have something else to say? It feels like we usually say something else.
Speaker 2This is the best podcast ever.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, good to know. How about now? Okay, am I saying that.
Speaker 2No, you say it better, I said it, and it was so far better than you said it.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I didn't say it exactly ah, makes sense now how about now? You want me to say it now?
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Speaker 1I'm eager to open up this episode already opened.
Speaker 2All right, okay the can of sips.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2It represents the episode.
Speaker 1Okay, okay.
Speaker 2Yes, today's ghosty energy drink flavor is Warhead's Sour Watermelon.
Speaker 1Okay, and now I'm wondering how does that represent today's episode?
Speaker 2Well, you see, well, with like every episode we open it at the beginning.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And then we consume it throughout, yeah, and as the listeners are consuming, the content oh and then, when we are content and then when the sips are finished, then we're out of episode yes do you get it? Uh, yeah warheads are kind of sour.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Sour watermelon.
Speaker 1Yeah, huh, makes sense now.
Speaker 2That does make sense.
Speaker 1Did we hear the click cluck, cluck, cluck? Yes, you did. Yeah, I can't redo it. No, we can't, I think you were talking. I was All right, ready Okay.
Speaker 2Cheers.
Speaker 1Cheers.
Speaker 2I'm trying this one. It's weird.
Speaker 1It is.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right, so, matias.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2How are you doing?
Speaker 1I'm doing a little bit better than.
Speaker 2I am Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll get back to that.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, but yeah, I'm doing fairly well.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1And how are you?
Speaker 2I am doing all right. Yeah, I'm pretty good. Yeah, I do have something on my mind.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2So it's kind of important to me. Okay, it's not important to you.
Speaker 1No, it's kind of important, oh, really To me Okay.
Speaker 2Only me. This has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, I have asked this question to you before, but I want your opinion recorded and I also want a response from the listeners.
Speaker 1Okay, Do we ever get response from the listeners, by the way? No, no, silence yes.
Speaker 2But it's always fun to try.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I do have a question, because I found myself slowly obsessing over avocados.
Speaker 1Okay, yes.
Speaker 2They are becoming one of my favorite things, I don't know why. Just random, I wanted to try it and then I liked it, yeah, yeah. So my question for you yeah. And it is a matter of opinion.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2So I don't think there's a right or wrong answer.
Speaker 1No, that's good. That makes me feel better. All right, okay, so my question Somehow you're going to say you're wrong.
Speaker 2Yeah, probably After my answer anyways. Very likely. Yeah, because I want to be right.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2So your opinion on avocados Are they a fruit or a vegetable?
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I would say, they are a vegetable.
Speaker 2Okay, because I want them to be a fruit.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm Okay.
Speaker 2Did I ask you my follow-up question as well?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2I think I did, but I'm going to anyway.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2My second question follow-up here.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Since I think avocado is a fruit and tomatoes also have had the same kind of debate if it's a fruit or a vegetable, right, and I like to make guacamole, and those are pretty much the two key ingredients in the guacamole. Yeah, so would that make guacamole a fruit salad?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2I mean there's also the red onion, but I wouldn't say that's a fruit no, but I'm sure you could add things into a regular fruit salad that's not actually fruit.
Speaker 1That's true, that is true.
Speaker 2I like to add whipped cream, okay. Not to the guacamole to an actual fruit salad.
Speaker 1Yeah, why not the guacamole?
Speaker 2That's a good question.
Speaker 1If it's a fruit salad.
Speaker 2I haven't tried it yet. I might have like some coconut whipped cream or something.
Speaker 1Yeah, To me I would count fruit as more sour in the taste, but then again I know that bananas aren't sour, you know.
Speaker 2They're also a seed, I think.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2Or a nut or something. No, they're a berry, bananas are berries.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, yeah and so yeah. But then again, berries are also sour.
Speaker 2They can be yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, they can be. They don't have to be, but if they want to, they can be.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to be sour, then I could also do that.
Speaker 1Yeah, then you could be a berry, I could. Or a vegetable I don't know A. Or a vegetable, I don't know. A fruit yeah, you feel fruity Sometimes I feel fruity, yeah, so I don't know what am I supposed to answer first.
Speaker 2If guacamole is a fruit salad, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Guacamole. I wouldn't call it a fruit salad, but I would not say you're wrong if you say it is.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1If it's true to you, I'm supporting that.
Speaker 2Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're welcome. I'm going to be very diplomatic and let everyone believe what they believe.
Speaker 2All right, I don't know, that sounds kind of unfair.
Speaker 1But but so I'm not going to say anyone's wrong, okay.
Speaker 2Because I know that during last break, we all will sit there and eat our fruits.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Except I've been struggling to find a fruit that I can actually eat within my diet choices and stuff, my diet choices and stuff, because the natural sugars in fruit create carbs which I'm trying not to have or trying to keep the numbers down. So if avocado is a fruit, then I can eat it with the fruit table.
Speaker 1Yeah Well, have you ever thought about you can't eat most of fruits, you say.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1But you can eat avocados. Yeah, can you eat most of vegetables?
Speaker 2There's a handful of vegetables that I can have.
Speaker 1Don't you think that avocados would you know be in that group? Then with those. The vegetables, yeah, the vegetable group. Then with those.
Speaker 2The vegetables.
Speaker 1Yeah, the vegetable group, the gang, the gang of vegetables.
Speaker 2Veggie gang.
Speaker 1Yeah, the veggie gang.
Speaker 2Um I I don't want them to.
Speaker 1I don't want. It Sounds very intimidating. Yeah, the veggie gang.
Speaker 2Veggie gang, all the green people.
Speaker 1Yes, yes.
Speaker 2So what was your point with that?
Speaker 1That I just trying to proving my point in that it is vegetable.
Speaker 2Because you think it belongs to the veggie gang.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Is it because it's green?
Speaker 1It's because it's not sour.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1That's my point of view.
Speaker 2Me.
Speaker 1What that's when you know I'm confused. If Mattias is confused, he starts speaking Swedish.
Speaker 2It was a deep confusion, yeah, you felt that one.
Speaker 1What are you?
Speaker 2talking about. He said point of.
Speaker 1View, view.
Speaker 2But when said fast, it sounded like point of view, point of view.
Speaker 1Ah, point of view. Okay, now I get it. That's why I can speak English again.
Speaker 2Yeah, now you get it, Now I get it.
Speaker 1Otherwise, I've been talking Swedish the whole time, yeah.
Speaker 2Not because you got stuck in Swedish mode.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Just because you stumbled over one joke. Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 1I'm starting to speak Swedish now, right meow, okay, so this has been a long discussion.
Speaker 2Yes, it's important.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I like it.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So yes, that's how I see it.
Speaker 2Right, you Me. What about me, I don't get it. Right, you Me. What about me, I don't get it? Well, I asked someone at work what their opinion was.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And they were like do you want me to look it up? And I said no, because I think this is a matter of opinion. Yeah, yes, there's no facts here.
Speaker 1No, and what did the person say?
Speaker 2um, they agreed with me okay that it is a fruit, and guacamole is also a fruit salad, but I think they said that just like yeah, lauren, yeah sure of course, okay, okay, yes, it is.
Speaker 1So is this a person we usually sit with?
Speaker 2Yes, the British one.
Speaker 1Okay, the British one. Okay, now I get it.
Speaker 2He did end up looking it up though.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Despite me telling him not to.
Speaker 1Okay, so he agreed with you.
Speaker 2He agreed with me.
Speaker 1I know that never happens.
Speaker 2I know he likes to fight me.
Speaker 1I know, because he's a British guy and you're an American.
Speaker 2We're constantly fighting. Yeah, I know, but yeah, he agreed with me and that's just how it is. Huh, okay. So I want the listeners. If you've made it this far, if you haven't given up on this useless conversation, please, please, please, comment and let me know. Let us know, I guess. Or really I want to know.
Speaker 1Yeah, let Lauren know and she'll tell me.
Speaker 2Right, what is your opinion? Is an avocado, a fruit or a vegetable?
Speaker 1Or a berry.
Speaker 2Or a nut.
Speaker 1Yeah, why not? Why not? It could also be bread. I don a nut.
Speaker 2Yeah, why not? Why not? It could also be bread, I don't know. Maybe, or dairy.
Speaker 1What is rotfrukt in English?
Speaker 2That isn't a word. It's not.
Speaker 1Huh, rootfruit, rootfruit. Yeah, we have that word.
Speaker 2They're just roots really like carrots and onions, and.
Speaker 1Potatoes.
Speaker 2Potatoes, potatoes Parschnipsch.
Speaker 1Yeah, so yep, that's the root fruit gang.
Speaker 2They're enemies.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, when the root fruit gang and the veggie gang you know they fight, fight.
Speaker 2It's not bad, you better stay away.
Speaker 1You better stay away. You know the root fruits versus the veggies.
Speaker 2Who's going to win?
Speaker 1Who knows?
Speaker 2All right, well, continuing.
Speaker 1Okay, how has your week been?
Speaker 2How has the week been? That's a good question.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, so starting with Saturday.
Speaker 2Yeah, I did go into town and we did some shopping.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2That was pretty much it. That's all that really happened. Pretty much same with Sunday, I think, except we didn't go shopping that day.
New Year's Week Recap
Speaker 1No, and I didn't do much. Well, on Sunday in the evening I started to feel a little bit under the weather. I thought that it was just my head. You know that. I just thought I was getting a cold.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But on Monday morning I felt it even more and I could not deny it anymore.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So yeah, I stayed home on Monday morning.
Speaker 2When you were supposed to go to work.
Speaker 1Yeah, the entire Monday actually, not just the morning.
Speaker 2Yeah but I had monday off you had, so I didn't have to go to work that's nice yeah and yeah I mean, I really can't think of anything that I've done throughout the week. I know that at some point I went into town and my oldest got a haircut, okay, and then we went and had lunch, lunch, fika, and then Tuesday was New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1It was, that was my dad's birthday. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2What'd you guys do?
Speaker 1We ate cake. I was sick.
Speaker 2Of course.
Speaker 1Yes, but I ate cake anyways.
Speaker 2Even though you were sick. Yeah, strong of you. I like cake, so do I.
Speaker 1Yeah, so you know, sickness is not going to stop me from eating cake.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1And I forgot to get my dad a present.
Speaker 2so Good yeah.
Speaker 1And he didn't cry too much over that.
Speaker 2Okay, he just kind of made you feel bad about it.
Speaker 1Yeah, he didn't speak to me for the rest of the year.
Speaker 2Sent you to your room. Yeah, you don't come back out until next year. Exactly, very funny.
Speaker 1That was perfect, because I was was sick, so, sick, so I was six at the time, yeah, no, I was sick, so I spent my most of the day in my room anyways, so okay yeah, yeah, that's, that's it did you see fireworks? I did not, okay, but I'm sure there were fireworks outside.
Speaker 2Somewhere in the world.
Speaker 1Happening. I saw fireworks in the video you sent me. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I did see them, but not in real life.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1What happened on your New Year's Eve?
Speaker 2Well, we had prepared a whole bunch of snacks. We decided we weren't going to have dinner and we were just going to snack instead. Okay, like all evening, all night.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And yeah, the big kids were at their dad's, so it was just my life partner and sick child and I. It was nice. And we played bingo like we usually do, okay, and no one won anything. No, very close, not quite. And yeah, we stayed up to midnight and saw the fireworks and it was snowing and it was fun yeah except all those snacks made a ginormous balloon in my stomach yeah.
Speaker 2So during the commercials of like bingo, I would run into my office here and I would walk on the treadmill for a bit and then go back when everything started again.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, and I told you to beware the sharp, sharp objects.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1That's not good for a balloon.
Speaker 2Well, I was hoping to find sharp objects, because I didn't want the balloon.
Speaker 1No, but then that would have meant that you would have exploded, and that's not good.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, it might have been a relief though.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay For you to explode, yeah.
Speaker 2I think it would be, more comfortable to explode, to die? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1Okay, good to know, yeah, anyhow. And then, all of a sudden, it was a new year. Yeah, so what happened on the first day of the new year for you?
Speaker 2That was a Wednesday. I went and had Vika at my life partner's mom's and, yeah, because her birthday was on Thursday, but I was working on Thursday, okay, so we had Vika there, it was okay, and I finished watching a series. I've been watching that. I was really behind on, so I was happy about that. That's pretty much what I did for the day was watching this series.
Speaker 1Yeah, the Swedish Survivor.
Speaker 2Right yeah, did you do anything Wednesday?
Speaker 1On Wednesday. I don't know Not much, I think. I just felt bad for myself and was all sad and stuff. I didn't cry but late there in bed.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, aw, aw.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then yesterday was Thursday and I went back to work.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I was home sick Still yes.
Speaker 2And, yeah, not much work. And then I came home and I had planned on going to the gym but I didn't really want to. Okay, I just I didn't want to.
Speaker 1No, that's okay.
Speaker 2I was all for it, and then I just I lost all interest, and but then you convinced me to go anyway.
Speaker 1Yeah, but that was because you told me to.
Speaker 2Yeah, I didn't like it. So I went to the gym anyway, all by myself. I was grumpy about it. I didn't want to be there, no, and well, I did my routine, like I usually do. On some of the machines I had to bring down the weights.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, because it was too much for me, yeah.
Speaker 2My legs are so tired right now, and then towards the end, there I was stretching, I was touching my toes.
Speaker 1Wow.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I got the worst cramp in my stomach, in my abs they just like tensed up, and I don't know I didn't know that could happen up and I don't know, I didn't know that could happen. No, I didn't know you could get a Charlie horse in your abs and it hurts, so bad yeah. But luckily it went away. It didn't last too long, but it was really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1What? No, I'm just thinking what that would be called, but I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1Abbey Horse.
Speaker 2Abbey Horse. Probably Do you want to give me a Swedish lesson right now. Okay, because I learned the word.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Well, I relearned. I already knew the word for charley horse is siendrog.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Right, but when I was thinking of what it was called, I was coming up with mjölksyra. Okay, what is that?
Speaker 1Mjölksyra, that's when you push yourself. You know running until, or I mean doing, doing whatever, but for an example yeah, like running, and when you run so much that you almost can't stand anymore, you know, or when you do the bench press yeah and you feel like you can't, you can't can't move anymore do it anymore and the feeling you get in your muscles, that's the milk serum.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, I think so, All right.
Speaker 1I don't know how to explain it better Then.
Speaker 2I know Because I asked someone at work today.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And they just said pain for both of them. Yeah, Like that's pain Like okay, what's the other thing? It's also pain Like okay. It's also pain like okay, it's all pain like yeah, it's just pain, yeah, well, okay it is pain, but it's a certain kind of pain yeah it's when you really give it all for a long time and you barely can do it anymore.
Speaker 1That's when milk syrup comes in. Okay, the milk acid.
Speaker 2Milk acid. Is that like stomach acid too?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Anyway.
Speaker 1Anyway.
Speaker 2Yesterday was Thursday. I went to the gym, I cramped up, didn't like it, and then I went home again.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That was my yesterday.
Speaker 1And I was at home feeling sorry for myself. Yep, that's it.
Speaker 2That's it, and today's Friday.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And I went to work. You did Again, but I got to go home early. Wow, an hour early.
Speaker 1That's cool.
Speaker 2Which is technically two hours early compared to the last time we worked, true, on a Friday, so that was cool.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And I came and picked you up.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And we went shopping and we made dinner and you helped out with dinner.
Speaker 1I did.
Speaker 2That was good. I like that part, and here we are.
Speaker 1Yeah, we watched movies. Yes, we did.
Speaker 2Would you like to movie on?
Speaker 1Yeah, should we do that after break? Then we do it after break.
Speaker 2Brr, brr, after brr. All right, then we're going to take a break. Okay, we will be right back.
Speaker 1See you in a while.
Speaker 2Bye.
Speaker 1Bye-bye, and we're back, hello.
Speaker 2Hello, welcome back.
Speaker 1Thank you, you're welcome. Hello, hello, welcome back. Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 2What are we going to do now? We were going to move on. Oh yes, it is Friday. It is, it is January 3rd Mm-hmm, and we watched movies.
Speaker 1Yes, we did.
Speaker 2Would you like to move on?
Speaker 1Let's move on.
Speaker 2All right. So tonight we watched Die Hard 3, the Vengeance.
Speaker 1Die Hard with a Vengeance.
Speaker 2Yeah, avengers, die Hard with Avengers. No, we also watched.
Speaker 1Oh, am I your turn, Okay. Selskapsresan 2, Snow Roller.
Speaker 2Snow Roller.
Speaker 1Yeah, how would you translate Selskapsresan, by the way?
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1Like I mean sällskap, that's like company, yeah, and resa, that's trip.
Speaker 2Well, it's like not like a company, like a business but, having someone there with you.
Speaker 1Yeah, like.
Speaker 2Together.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like travel together.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, in a way, I guess I don't know. Travel together too. Yeah, like travel together.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah In a way, I guess I don't know Travel together too, yeah, but I'm going to tell you about Die Hard with Avengers. Avenger A vengeance.
Speaker 1With a vengeance.
Speaker 2With a vengeance. A vengeance yes, this is a movie with Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2In this one Bruce Willis is hungover, yeah, and he kind of gets pulled into a terrorist kind of scheme, except it ends up being a heist instead. And him, and Samuel L Jackson is also in this movie. Oh really yeah.
Speaker 1I knew that immediately when I saw his face.
Speaker 2It's like I've seen him before. I'm not going to talk anymore about that situation.
Speaker 1No, because you got it so quickly. I already know what happened.
Speaker 2I was there. I don't need to tell you what happened.
Speaker 1And you recognized the bad guy's voice immediately.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. You did, but Well, I recognized the voice, but I couldn't put a name to it.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But it was Scar from the Lion King.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And Samuel L Jackson was also there and he went on adventures with Bruce Willis. Uh-huh, scar from the Lion King was putting bombs, bombs all over the new york, new york city, yeah and um. Then he would give riddles and puzzles and stuff to bruce willis and samuel l jackson and they had to solve these things yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's what happened.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2What did you think about the movie?
Movie Reviews and Snow Sports
Speaker 1Okay, I do like this movie. It's very good. I don't think it's as good as the two first ones, but it is still really good. I just prefer the other two. Good, I just prefer the other two. And in this one it kind of strays from the Die Hard formula. You know him John McClane or Bruce Willis being trapped with the terrorist. In one setting, like in the first one he's in the skyscraper or the tower and in the second second one it's in an airport.
Speaker 1Now he is out in the in the wild, but he's still not in the wild, it's well city well in in the wild city, um, but you know, he, he's among people and he, he also has help, uh, from sam jackson, uh. So yeah, it's kind of funny because it's like they were like no, let's not go with the old formula that worked in the first two, let's go with another one. Yeah, let's take from another classic movie called Dirty Harry, because this movie has almost like the same plot as the first Dirty Harry. Because this movie has almost like the same plot as the first Dirty Harry. Spoiler alert, because he's also getting phone calls from the bad guy. You know that makes him do like tasks and stuff for him like small missions, or you know. So they, I guess they wanted to take from another classic movie instead. And sure, I still like the movie.
Speaker 1John McTiernan is back in the directing chair for this one, and that's cool, what else? His wife isn't there in this one, or he's trying to call her. You kind of hear her voice once in this movie. Yeah, that's it. Other than that, I don't think any of the other characters, any of the characters from the first two, are back, just Bruce Willis. So yeah, I mean it's still an enjoyable movie. So what would you say?
Speaker 2I did enjoy the movie Okay good. It was good.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah. I don't know what more to say Did you like it better than the first two?
Speaker 2I don't know. I mean they all have like their perks right, yeah. I might like this one more than the last one, at least. Oh, maybe I might like this one more than the last one, at least. Oh, maybe, I don't know, don't hold my worm. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1I'm not going to hold your worm.
Speaker 2Don't hold my worm. No, you know what. I'm going to take it back because I don't know.
Speaker 1No, I don't dare say anything like that. That's like my favorite of the movies, yeah, yeah no, so I don't dare say anything like that. No.
Speaker 2I like the movie.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2That's all. I'm not going to compare it to the other two.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2On its own, it's a good movie.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm going to let go of your worm now.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 1Okay so, and then we watched Sällskapsresan 2, snow Roller. Okay so, that's the second part of Sällskapsresan movies, and this time Stig Helmer and his friend Ole, the Norwegian guy, they go to the Alps. Svitservand, svitservand, yeah. Switzerland, the land of the Switch, the Switch, yeah the Switch.
Speaker 2The Switch, yeah, the Switch. The Nintendo Switch yeah, okay.
Speaker 1That's it. Cool, yeah, and they are skiing in this movie and, yeah, it's kind of the opposite from the last one. In the last one they went to a warmer place and this time they went to a colder place. But you know, I do like this movie. It's really funny, it has funny characters, stupid characters and funny gags and I, yeah, I do really like this one. I don't know if I dare to say that I like it better than the first one, but I I would say that I like it better than the first one, but I would say that I like it equally as the first one, because I really find this movie funny. What do you think about this movie?
Speaker 2I also found it really funny. I thought it was kind of funny Pretty much every scene. There was this group of of like wild, wild, wild and crazy, like younger people yeah who were skiing like pros.
Speaker 1Yeah, just like going crazy down the hill yeah, especially yeah, especially when someone who's not as good is skiing they they're just like showing off yeah much, they're zooming by yeah, that's what they do, and it's kind of funny that they have their own you know theme or theme song or like the music yeah, the music changes when they come around, yeah that's when you know they're coming like the darth vader's.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, almost.
Speaker 1But they're way more colorful. Yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, it was a funny movie.
Speaker 1I really like it too. Yeah Is that it. I don't know Anything else. Do you feel like you have something else to say about this?
Speaker 2movie I don't.
Speaker 1You don't.
Speaker 2I don't. You better not, I'm sorry, but I don't, I don't you better, not, I'm sorry, but I don't okay. So what's next? It's 110 today.
Origins of Book Writing
Speaker 1110, yeah, that's like a lot yeah, that's, that's not, that's not little no, it's 110 yeah, so maybe it's time yeah, maybe it is time maybe Maybe To do a history lesson.
Speaker 2Or blow off the dust from the history book.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2What would?
Speaker 1you like to learn about today. Like I have said to you before, I don't really know what we have had history lessons for before, but I was thinking, now that you um blowing the dust of the history book. What was the first book? The first book, yeah, and how did they come up with that?
Speaker 2the first book, let's see. So this takes place a long, long, long time ago like 30 years ago At least.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2There was a person who had a name.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Which I don't remember at the moment.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2But they went on adventures right. Crazy, amazing adventures.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And they had so much fun. Ups and downs and mountains and valleys and seas and everything they went everywhere.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And they wanted to document their adventures.
Speaker 1Yeah, and Not just like tell the stories.
Speaker 2In story form. I guess, Well, document like a journal.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like a diary, yeah, in a way. Yeah, like a journal, yeah, like a diary?
Speaker 1Yeah, in a way. Yeah, I mean I bet the. You know storytelling can hurt your throat if you just say it to people all the time.
Speaker 2Yeah, Well, maybe they had bad memory too.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, yeah, so it's also for themselves. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2What's this person's name Do you remember? I think his name was Hold on, I have it. I have his name, Phil. I think his name was Phil Phil. So Phil went out on adventures and he had fun and everything and he wanted to document his adventures Tails.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2He didn't actually have a tail.
Speaker 1Okay. No, he had two, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2No, he didn't have two. No, phil and his two tails, tail number one that one time I went and I saw water.
Speaker 1Oh, mm-hmm. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Do you have something to say? Maybe what.
Speaker 1So his tail, how, how a tail I'm sorry never again. I will never speak again take helium yeah um I I'm wondering so how would he document this?
Speaker 2so when he came up with this idea, he went around and he was looking for something to write on yeah like the the stones, or yeah like stones so the rock came in okay it was a big flat rock yeah the rock yeah, like a stone like a stone, but he was a rock.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2The rock.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2So Phil found a piece of charcoal, yeah, and he started writing his story on the rock.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then he took the rock with him and Heavy, yeah, yeah, heavy, but it was worth it because it had his story on it and he brought it back to his village his cave his people.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And the rock would read his story to the people.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, so it was like a tattoo on the rock.
Speaker 2Yeah, big tattoos all over the rock. And that was the first book technically.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, because he used the front side and the back side.
Speaker 1Yeah yeah, then the rock was full yeah, there was no more space no to write stories on the rock.
Speaker 2So then phil had more that he wanted to write. So he was like I need more space to write. I can't just be writing on rocks all the time, because he also writes on walls like a graffiti artist vandalizes with his stories. Oh no, those are worse than killers maybe that's debatable, that's a matter of opinion yeah, you're not right, but you're not wrong either.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2So he found a tree.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Which was not the rock.
Speaker 1No, it was a tree.
Speaker 2Ah, it was a birch tree.
Speaker 1Birch tree, birch tree, okay, björk, björk, okay, yes.
Speaker 2The Icelandic girl.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 2Did you catch that one?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I caught her.
Speaker 2When.
Speaker 1Right now.
Speaker 2Oh, weird, how that happens.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So he found a birch tree, yeah, and he somehow sliced off a very slim, thin, slim, shady.
Speaker 1Ah okay, Slim Shady she sliced off Slim Shady from. Bjork, okay, wow.
Speaker 2I don't know how this happened.
Speaker 1Okay, how did he get stuck to? Wow? I don't know how this happened. Okay, how did he get stuck?
Speaker 2to her? I don't know.
Speaker 1Wait a minute. What happened there?
Speaker 2Glue, I think Okay yeah, it was an accident.
Speaker 1It went wrong yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, something went wrong here.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was an accident, Okay.
Speaker 2And then he started writing on this slice of tree that he got. Yeah, and then he just kept slicing more and more and more off of this tree and it became like a book okay, yeah did several pages okay, so did the pages uh kind of uh glue together from the sap or what? Is it? Yes, yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 1Okay, so okay now we're doing it. On one side only yeah.
Speaker 2So you could turn the pages. Ah and then he would read those stories to his people as well. Huh yeah, Cool yeah. That's all I know.
Speaker 1Yeah, and that was the second book, the improved book. Yeah, that was the start.
Speaker 2There were other people who obviously improved the book as well, making the pages thinner and stuff, yeah, and like ink and book binding yeah, but he had the.
Speaker 1He had sap. He had sap, yes.
Speaker 2And he wrote with charcoal. Do you have any questions?
Speaker 1Do I have any questions? That's a good question? I don't think so.
Speaker 2Did I explain everything thoroughly.
Speaker 1I'm pretty satisfied with the answer. Good. And now I know, yeah, that's the important thing. I know that, I know that you know maybe I cut all of this so no one else knows just this is just for you, yeah, just for me.
Speaker 2This is my gift to you.
Speaker 1Yeah, thank you thank you this is gonna be a short episode because I'm gonna cut most, all right well, if there's nothing else. No, I'm good. Thank you for the history lesson. You're welcome. Always fun to hear your history lessons because I learn so much.
Speaker 2I'm glad. Well then, next weekend, next Saturday.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2January 11th, we will be doing a live Mad Libs, that's when we go live.
Speaker 1Yay.
Speaker 2On Twitch.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And we play Mad Libs with our audience.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And it's always really fun.
Speaker 1It is.
Speaker 2So if there's any new listeners out there, please join us for our live Mad Libs.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It's always an adventure.
Speaker 1Yeah, so where's that? It's always an adventure, yeah, so where's that?
Speaker 2It's on Twitch and our name on Twitch is Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast and, if you have trouble remembering that, it's in the description of every episode and I also mention it towards the end.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2So would you like to do a couple warm-up, mad Libs?
Speaker 1right now. I'd love to.
Speaker 2All right, so we are starting dog Mad Libs.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, Sorry, Okay. So I'm going to ask for some words and you will provide them. I need a verb ending in I-N-G.
Speaker 1Trucking.
Speaker 2Part of the body Skin, plural noun.
Speaker 1Roundabouts.
Speaker 2Verb.
Speaker 1Poke.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Lunch.
Speaker 2A place.
Speaker 1The Alps.
Speaker 2Adverb.
Speaker 1Down Noun.
Speaker 2Pickle, a pickle, okay. Plural noun.
Speaker 1Rodents.
Speaker 2Part of the body.
Speaker 1Palm.
Speaker 2Another one.
Speaker 1Tricep.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Jokers.
Speaker 2Another one, another one Plural noun. Really two nouns.
Speaker 1Okay Shoes, oh, another one Plural.
Speaker 2Just a regular noun.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Soap. This one is called Dog Days. Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a dog?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2All right. So at 7 a I wake up and my tummy is trucking. I bug my human by licking her skin until I get a bowl of roundabouts. Oh, it kind of sounds like Cheerios.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It's a generic brand of Cheerios roundabouts. Yeah, 730 potty time, my human takes me outside to poke on a lunch.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, eight o'clock, my human leaves to go to the Alps.
Speaker 1Oh, that's far.
Speaker 2I am sad and pout down.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Nine o'clock Nap time. I cuddle on my favorite pickle and dream about chasing rodents.
Speaker 1Oh, that's too good, yep, I'm sorry about that Six o'clock pm my human is home.
Speaker 2Finally, I wag my palm From the Alps, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I wag my palm back and forth and wave Hi.
Speaker 1That's what this is me wagging my palm.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah and give my human kisses on the tricep.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2My human has been working out, yeah, very nice. 6.30 pm my human takes me for a walk and I sniff lots of jokers. Okay 7.00 pm. Dinner time. Eating shoes is my favorite, whatever.
Speaker 1Too good, 9.00 pm. Dinner time. Eating shoes is my favorite. Whatever Too good.
Speaker 2Too good. 9 pm, I snuggle up next to my human and fall asleep happy as a soap. Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 1Thank you.
Speaker 2Thank you, here you go.
Speaker 1I'm doing the writing.
Speaker 2You're going to write this time and I will come up with words, okay, a place I and I will come up with words.
Speaker 1Okay, a place.
Speaker 2I'm thinking of the bathroom and the train Train bathroom. Okay, noun, plastic Plural noun. Strings.
Speaker 1And verb, a verb, verb Gasp, gasp, and another verb with ing Ing yeah. All right and an ending in ing Sticking Well, three adjectives.
Speaker 2Okay, sore Annoying and jittery.
Speaker 1Noun.
Speaker 2Break Break B-R-A Key.
Speaker 1Ah, okay, like on the car, yeah, key Key.
Speaker 2That was weird. I've never done that before. Two adjectives Furry and bright.
Speaker 1Verb.
Speaker 2Scan A place. Outside. Yeah, it's about as vague as I can get.
Speaker 1A noun.
Speaker 2A noun, Um hole. What is so funny?
Speaker 1Uh, I like the vagueness.
Speaker 2Okay, do you want me to read this?
Speaker 1If you want to.
Speaker 2Do you want to read this?
Speaker 1I'd rather you read it. You're a better reader than I am.
Speaker 2Who's that dog?
Speaker 1Part one who's that dog? Tell me what's its name Okay.
Speaker 2No, yep, that's enough, thank you. Who's that? Didn't ask for a theme song? Oh, I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1It's okay. No, I'm sorry, no.
Speaker 2I'm the one who's sorry.
Speaker 1You're not sorry, I am. I'm a little bit sorry.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no. I'm more sorry than you, okay.
Speaker 1I win, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Competition With hundreds of breeds of dogs. In the train bathroom there's one for every kind of plastic. Here are a few popular breeds. Okay, golden Retriever. The Golden Retriever is one of the most popular family strings, intelligent and eager to gasp, gasping at everything.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're not barking, they're gasping.
Speaker 2Well yeah, the Golden Ret retriever makes an excellent sticking companion and is also a sore guide dog. Not great.
Speaker 1No, could be better.
Speaker 2Could be better. Pug the pug is a lot of dog in a very annoying package, poor thing. It is known for being loving, outgoing and jittery and it snores like a freight brake Okay, like a squeaky brake, maybe.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2That's not nice.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Siberian Husky. The husky was bred to pull furry sleds, yeah, and it is known for its bright endurance and willingness to scan.
Speaker 1Yeah, scan people in the face.
Speaker 2Ugh German Shepherd. The German Shepherd is not only the most popular police guard and military dog in the outside Okay, the outside world.
Speaker 1Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2It is also a loving family hole.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2German Shepherd A family hole.
Speaker 1Yeah, also known as the family hole.
Speaker 2Yep, I guess so.
Speaker 1That's.
Speaker 2Well, that was weird.
Speaker 1Yeah, weird family.
Speaker 2So that was that. That was that it will be really cool to see people at the live man limbs yeah, would be fun very exciting, matias yes will you please tell me what is ruining your life right now?
Speaker 1I? I probably will have to say that I'm. I'm the cold, I have a little bit of a sore throat, so that's probably what's ruining my life.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And it's been ruining my life this entire week.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So yeah, I would say that, and you I also want to complain about my body. Yes.
Speaker 2What's ruining my life is my stomach, when it blows up like a balloon and it's really uncomfortable. I don't like that part no and, like you can see it, every time I eat something, it just yeah, I mean start looking for sharp objects I'm going to, but, speaking of things that have been bothering us for the week, we completely ignored a weight update. We did, since we did start weighing ourselves again for the year. We start off with new numbers.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2So how do you want to calculate this From before Christmas season or our Christmas break?
Speaker 1From last we updated From before the break yeah.
Speaker 2To our most recent number. Yeah, okay, do you have yours?
Speaker 1I think so.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I gained 3.1 kilograms.
Speaker 2You gained 3.1. Okay, that's all right.
Speaker 1And you.
Speaker 2From the time we started our break to this morning, I gained 3.2. Oh, really, yeah, I'm glad that we're not comparing to yesterday, because then it would have been up to five.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's good though.
Speaker 2Yeah, I dropped a couple kilos overnight, yeah, oh yeah, that's good, though.
Speaker 1Yeah, I dropped a couple kilos overnight, yeah, no big deal and I'm pretty sure I will gain weight for next week because I have been under the weather this week. Yeah, I've been sick and I usually lose weight when I'm sick.
Speaker 2So We'll see what your actual numbers are.
Speaker 1Yeah, next week, I guess.
Speaker 2Yay.
Speaker 1Not fun, no, oh well.
Speaker 2I'm all out of sips.
Speaker 1Yeah, me too. So, we're all out of episode.
Speaker 2Yeah, would you like to wrap this up?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2All right. Thank you for listening to this episode. I hope you, I hope.
Speaker 1I hoped.
Speaker 2There was a point in life when I hoped that you enjoyed it.
Speaker 1Now I really don't care. No, I don't think you did.
Speaker 2Nobody really liked this episode. Maybe the history lesson was okay, but the rest of it was garbage yeah. But lucky for you people, we'll have a brand new episode next Tuesday.
Speaker 1Just as Could we be worse? Let's try, yeah.
Speaker 2Definitely Join us for our live Mad Libs on January 11th on Twitch. That will be cool that we'll do that's on a Saturday, as usual. Yes, I don't know, I'm just rambling. I'm'll do that's on a Saturday, as usual.
Speaker 1Yes, I don't know, I'm just rambling.
Speaker 2I'm saying words, okay, so Anything else? No, no.
Speaker 1Well, maybe like the goodbye part.
Speaker 2Oh, yes, how do you?
Speaker 1do that.
Speaker 2No, I was thinking more like it's a new year now, so oh yeah. Let's try to make good decisions.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And that's my advice for today. All right, thank you and goodbye.
Speaker 1Bye-bye.
Speaker 2Bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast.
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Speaker 2Goodbye Matias, goodbye Lauren.