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#110: Sore Owl

Lauren & Mattias Episode 110

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In which Lauren & Mattias come back with a brand new history lesson on the very first book! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as vegetable gangs and muscle cramps. 

Content:

  • Opening
  • Allosaurus
  • Ghosty energy drink
  • Avocados and opinions: Fruit or vegetable?
  • Veggiegang
  • Mattias confused
  • Weekly check in 
  • Swedish lesson
  • Intermission
  •  Movie on!
  • Die Hard With A Vengeance
  • Sällskapsresan 2: Snow Roller
  • History Lesson: The First Book
  • Mad Libs
  • What’s ruining our lives
  • Weight update
  • Wrap up
  • Live Mad Libs! January 11, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

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Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Speaker 1:

In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost.

Speaker 2:

Actually, I think I need you to start this because I have something I want to talk about.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you need to talk about this right now. I do, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

It's really important.

Speaker 1:

So I'm gonna start this.

Speaker 2:

Yes, please.

Speaker 1:

Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. Hello, my name is Matias.

Speaker 2:

I'm Lauren.

Speaker 1:

And we are gonna be your besties for an hour or so.

Speaker 2:

An hour or so. An hour or so An hour or so, an hour or so An ours.

Speaker 1:

An ow or so, an owl or soar, an owl or soars. Soar owl.

Speaker 2:

A soar owl, soars yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sure, that's a dinosaur.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Olosaurus.

Speaker 2:

Olosaurus.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, soar olosaurus. That's all of the dinosaurs, the olosaurusosaurus. Yeah, it's all of them combined in one. Yes, uh, yeah, that's the yeah, holosaurus thank you for listening was that what you wanted to talk about?

Speaker 2:

no, no, you brought it up but, let's um, let's open our ghosty energy drink.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yes, let's do that. You have something else to say? It feels like we usually say something else.

Speaker 2:

This is the best podcast ever.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, good to know. How about now? Okay, am I saying that.

Speaker 2:

No, you say it better, I said it, and it was so far better than you said it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because I didn't say it exactly ah, makes sense now how about now? You want me to say it now?

Speaker 2:

no, I want to open okay, let's open.

Speaker 1:

I'm eager to open up this episode already opened.

Speaker 2:

All right, okay the can of sips.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

It represents the episode.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

Yes, today's ghosty energy drink flavor is Warhead's Sour Watermelon.

Speaker 1:

Okay, and now I'm wondering how does that represent today's episode?

Speaker 2:

Well, you see, well, with like every episode we open it at the beginning.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

And then we consume it throughout, yeah, and as the listeners are consuming, the content oh and then, when we are content and then when the sips are finished, then we're out of episode yes do you get it? Uh, yeah warheads are kind of sour.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

Sour watermelon.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, huh, makes sense now.

Speaker 2:

That does make sense.

Speaker 1:

Did we hear the click cluck, cluck, cluck? Yes, you did. Yeah, I can't redo it. No, we can't, I think you were talking. I was All right, ready Okay.

Speaker 2:

Cheers.

Speaker 1:

Cheers.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying this one. It's weird.

Speaker 1:

It is.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, all right, so, matias.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

How are you doing?

Speaker 1:

I'm doing a little bit better than.

Speaker 2:

I am Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'll get back to that.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but yeah, I'm doing fairly well.

Speaker 2:

All right.

Speaker 1:

And how are you?

Speaker 2:

I am doing all right. Yeah, I'm pretty good. Yeah, I do have something on my mind.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

So it's kind of important to me. Okay, it's not important to you.

Speaker 1:

No, it's kind of important, oh, really To me Okay.

Speaker 2:

Only me. This has nothing to do with you.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I have asked this question to you before, but I want your opinion recorded and I also want a response from the listeners.

Speaker 1:

Okay, Do we ever get response from the listeners, by the way? No, no, silence yes.

Speaker 2:

But it's always fun to try.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I do have a question, because I found myself slowly obsessing over avocados.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yes.

Speaker 2:

They are becoming one of my favorite things, I don't know why. Just random, I wanted to try it and then I liked it, yeah, yeah. So my question for you yeah. And it is a matter of opinion.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So I don't think there's a right or wrong answer.

Speaker 1:

No, that's good. That makes me feel better. All right, okay, so my question Somehow you're going to say you're wrong.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, probably After my answer anyways. Very likely. Yeah, because I want to be right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

So your opinion on avocados Are they a fruit or a vegetable?

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, I would say, they are a vegetable.

Speaker 2:

Okay, because I want them to be a fruit.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm Okay.

Speaker 2:

Did I ask you my follow-up question as well?

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I think I did, but I'm going to anyway.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

My second question follow-up here.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Since I think avocado is a fruit and tomatoes also have had the same kind of debate if it's a fruit or a vegetable, right, and I like to make guacamole, and those are pretty much the two key ingredients in the guacamole. Yeah, so would that make guacamole a fruit salad?

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I mean there's also the red onion, but I wouldn't say that's a fruit no, but I'm sure you could add things into a regular fruit salad that's not actually fruit.

Speaker 1:

That's true, that is true.

Speaker 2:

I like to add whipped cream, okay. Not to the guacamole to an actual fruit salad.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, why not the guacamole?

Speaker 2:

That's a good question.

Speaker 1:

If it's a fruit salad.

Speaker 2:

I haven't tried it yet. I might have like some coconut whipped cream or something.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, To me I would count fruit as more sour in the taste, but then again I know that bananas aren't sour, you know.

Speaker 2:

They're also a seed, I think.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2:

Or a nut or something. No, they're a berry, bananas are berries.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, yeah and so yeah. But then again, berries are also sour.

Speaker 2:

They can be yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they can be. They don't have to be, but if they want to, they can be.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to be sour, then I could also do that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, then you could be a berry, I could. Or a vegetable I don't know A. Or a vegetable, I don't know. A fruit yeah, you feel fruity Sometimes I feel fruity, yeah, so I don't know what am I supposed to answer first.

Speaker 2:

If guacamole is a fruit salad, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

Guacamole. I wouldn't call it a fruit salad, but I would not say you're wrong if you say it is.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

If it's true to you, I'm supporting that.

Speaker 2:

Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're welcome. I'm going to be very diplomatic and let everyone believe what they believe.

Speaker 2:

All right, I don't know, that sounds kind of unfair.

Speaker 1:

But but so I'm not going to say anyone's wrong, okay.

Speaker 2:

Because I know that during last break, we all will sit there and eat our fruits.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Except I've been struggling to find a fruit that I can actually eat within my diet choices and stuff, my diet choices and stuff, because the natural sugars in fruit create carbs which I'm trying not to have or trying to keep the numbers down. So if avocado is a fruit, then I can eat it with the fruit table.

Speaker 1:

Yeah Well, have you ever thought about you can't eat most of fruits, you say.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

But you can eat avocados. Yeah, can you eat most of vegetables?

Speaker 2:

There's a handful of vegetables that I can have.

Speaker 1:

Don't you think that avocados would you know be in that group? Then with those. The vegetables, yeah, the vegetable group. Then with those.

Speaker 2:

The vegetables.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the vegetable group, the gang, the gang of vegetables.

Speaker 2:

Veggie gang.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the veggie gang.

Speaker 2:

Um I I don't want them to.

Speaker 1:

I don't want. It Sounds very intimidating. Yeah, the veggie gang.

Speaker 2:

Veggie gang, all the green people.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes.

Speaker 2:

So what was your point with that?

Speaker 1:

That I just trying to proving my point in that it is vegetable.

Speaker 2:

Because you think it belongs to the veggie gang.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Is it because it's green?

Speaker 1:

It's because it's not sour.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

That's my point of view.

Speaker 2:

Me.

Speaker 1:

What that's when you know I'm confused. If Mattias is confused, he starts speaking Swedish.

Speaker 2:

It was a deep confusion, yeah, you felt that one.

Speaker 1:

What are you?

Speaker 2:

talking about. He said point of.

Speaker 1:

View, view.

Speaker 2:

But when said fast, it sounded like point of view, point of view.

Speaker 1:

Ah, point of view. Okay, now I get it. That's why I can speak English again.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, now you get it, Now I get it.

Speaker 1:

Otherwise, I've been talking Swedish the whole time, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Not because you got stuck in Swedish mode.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Just because you stumbled over one joke. Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 1:

I'm starting to speak Swedish now, right meow, okay, so this has been a long discussion.

Speaker 2:

Yes, it's important.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I like it.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So yes, that's how I see it.

Speaker 2:

Right, you Me. What about me, I don't get it. Right, you Me. What about me, I don't get it? Well, I asked someone at work what their opinion was.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And they were like do you want me to look it up? And I said no, because I think this is a matter of opinion. Yeah, yes, there's no facts here.

Speaker 1:

No, and what did the person say?

Speaker 2:

um, they agreed with me okay that it is a fruit, and guacamole is also a fruit salad, but I think they said that just like yeah, lauren, yeah sure of course, okay, okay, yes, it is.

Speaker 1:

So is this a person we usually sit with?

Speaker 2:

Yes, the British one.

Speaker 1:

Okay, the British one. Okay, now I get it.

Speaker 2:

He did end up looking it up though.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Despite me telling him not to.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so he agreed with you.

Speaker 2:

He agreed with me.

Speaker 1:

I know that never happens.

Speaker 2:

I know he likes to fight me.

Speaker 1:

I know, because he's a British guy and you're an American.

Speaker 2:

We're constantly fighting. Yeah, I know, but yeah, he agreed with me and that's just how it is. Huh, okay. So I want the listeners. If you've made it this far, if you haven't given up on this useless conversation, please, please, please, comment and let me know. Let us know, I guess. Or really I want to know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let Lauren know and she'll tell me.

Speaker 2:

Right, what is your opinion? Is an avocado, a fruit or a vegetable?

Speaker 1:

Or a berry.

Speaker 2:

Or a nut.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, why not? Why not? It could also be bread. I don a nut.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, why not? Why not? It could also be bread, I don't know. Maybe, or dairy.

Speaker 1:

What is rotfrukt in English?

Speaker 2:

That isn't a word. It's not.

Speaker 1:

Huh, rootfruit, rootfruit. Yeah, we have that word.

Speaker 2:

They're just roots really like carrots and onions, and.

Speaker 1:

Potatoes.

Speaker 2:

Potatoes, potatoes Parschnipsch.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so yep, that's the root fruit gang.

Speaker 2:

They're enemies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, when the root fruit gang and the veggie gang you know they fight, fight.

Speaker 2:

It's not bad, you better stay away.

Speaker 1:

You better stay away. You know the root fruits versus the veggies.

Speaker 2:

Who's going to win?

Speaker 1:

Who knows?

Speaker 2:

All right, well, continuing.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how has your week been?

Speaker 2:

How has the week been? That's a good question.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, so starting with Saturday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I did go into town and we did some shopping.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

That was pretty much it. That's all that really happened. Pretty much same with Sunday, I think, except we didn't go shopping that day.

Speaker 1:

No, and I didn't do much. Well, on Sunday in the evening I started to feel a little bit under the weather. I thought that it was just my head. You know that. I just thought I was getting a cold.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But on Monday morning I felt it even more and I could not deny it anymore.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I stayed home on Monday morning.

Speaker 2:

When you were supposed to go to work.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the entire Monday actually, not just the morning.

Speaker 2:

Yeah but I had monday off you had, so I didn't have to go to work that's nice yeah and yeah I mean, I really can't think of anything that I've done throughout the week. I know that at some point I went into town and my oldest got a haircut, okay, and then we went and had lunch, lunch, fika, and then Tuesday was New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1:

It was, that was my dad's birthday. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

What'd you guys do?

Speaker 1:

We ate cake. I was sick.

Speaker 2:

Of course.

Speaker 1:

Yes, but I ate cake anyways.

Speaker 2:

Even though you were sick. Yeah, strong of you. I like cake, so do I.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so you know, sickness is not going to stop me from eating cake.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

And I forgot to get my dad a present.

Speaker 2:

so Good yeah.

Speaker 1:

And he didn't cry too much over that.

Speaker 2:

Okay, he just kind of made you feel bad about it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he didn't speak to me for the rest of the year.

Speaker 2:

Sent you to your room. Yeah, you don't come back out until next year. Exactly, very funny.

Speaker 1:

That was perfect, because I was was sick, so, sick, so I was six at the time, yeah, no, I was sick, so I spent my most of the day in my room anyways, so okay yeah, yeah, that's, that's it did you see fireworks? I did not, okay, but I'm sure there were fireworks outside.

Speaker 2:

Somewhere in the world.

Speaker 1:

Happening. I saw fireworks in the video you sent me. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I did see them, but not in real life.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

What happened on your New Year's Eve?

Speaker 2:

Well, we had prepared a whole bunch of snacks. We decided we weren't going to have dinner and we were just going to snack instead. Okay, like all evening, all night.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And yeah, the big kids were at their dad's, so it was just my life partner and sick child and I. It was nice. And we played bingo like we usually do, okay, and no one won anything. No, very close, not quite. And yeah, we stayed up to midnight and saw the fireworks and it was snowing and it was fun yeah except all those snacks made a ginormous balloon in my stomach yeah.

Speaker 2:

So during the commercials of like bingo, I would run into my office here and I would walk on the treadmill for a bit and then go back when everything started again.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, and I told you to beware the sharp, sharp objects.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's not good for a balloon.

Speaker 2:

Well, I was hoping to find sharp objects, because I didn't want the balloon.

Speaker 1:

No, but then that would have meant that you would have exploded, and that's not good.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, it might have been a relief though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay For you to explode, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I think it would be, more comfortable to explode, to die? Yes, okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, good to know, yeah, anyhow. And then, all of a sudden, it was a new year. Yeah, so what happened on the first day of the new year for you?

Speaker 2:

That was a Wednesday. I went and had Vika at my life partner's mom's and, yeah, because her birthday was on Thursday, but I was working on Thursday, okay, so we had Vika there, it was okay, and I finished watching a series. I've been watching that. I was really behind on, so I was happy about that. That's pretty much what I did for the day was watching this series.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the Swedish Survivor.

Speaker 2:

Right yeah, did you do anything Wednesday?

Speaker 1:

On Wednesday. I don't know Not much, I think. I just felt bad for myself and was all sad and stuff. I didn't cry but late there in bed.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, aw, aw.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and then yesterday was Thursday and I went back to work.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I was home sick Still yes.

Speaker 2:

And, yeah, not much work. And then I came home and I had planned on going to the gym but I didn't really want to. Okay, I just I didn't want to.

Speaker 1:

No, that's okay.

Speaker 2:

I was all for it, and then I just I lost all interest, and but then you convinced me to go anyway.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but that was because you told me to.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't like it. So I went to the gym anyway, all by myself. I was grumpy about it. I didn't want to be there, no, and well, I did my routine, like I usually do. On some of the machines I had to bring down the weights.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, because it was too much for me, yeah.

Speaker 2:

My legs are so tired right now, and then towards the end, there I was stretching, I was touching my toes.

Speaker 1:

Wow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I got the worst cramp in my stomach, in my abs they just like tensed up, and I don't know I didn't know that could happen up and I don't know, I didn't know that could happen. No, I didn't know you could get a Charlie horse in your abs and it hurts, so bad yeah. But luckily it went away. It didn't last too long, but it was really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1:

What? No, I'm just thinking what that would be called, but I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Abbey Horse.

Speaker 2:

Abbey Horse. Probably Do you want to give me a Swedish lesson right now. Okay, because I learned the word.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, I relearned. I already knew the word for charley horse is siendrog.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Right, but when I was thinking of what it was called, I was coming up with mjölksyra. Okay, what is that?

Speaker 1:

Mjölksyra, that's when you push yourself. You know running until, or I mean doing, doing whatever, but for an example yeah, like running, and when you run so much that you almost can't stand anymore, you know, or when you do the bench press yeah and you feel like you can't, you can't can't move anymore do it anymore and the feeling you get in your muscles, that's the milk serum.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay, I think so, All right.

Speaker 1:

I don't know how to explain it better Then.

Speaker 2:

I know Because I asked someone at work today.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And they just said pain for both of them. Yeah, Like that's pain Like okay, what's the other thing? It's also pain Like okay. It's also pain like okay, it's all pain like yeah, it's just pain, yeah, well, okay it is pain, but it's a certain kind of pain yeah it's when you really give it all for a long time and you barely can do it anymore.

Speaker 1:

That's when milk syrup comes in. Okay, the milk acid.

Speaker 2:

Milk acid. Is that like stomach acid too?

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Anyway.

Speaker 1:

Anyway.

Speaker 2:

Yesterday was Thursday. I went to the gym, I cramped up, didn't like it, and then I went home again.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That was my yesterday.

Speaker 1:

And I was at home feeling sorry for myself. Yep, that's it.

Speaker 2:

That's it, and today's Friday.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

And I went to work. You did Again, but I got to go home early. Wow, an hour early.

Speaker 1:

That's cool.

Speaker 2:

Which is technically two hours early compared to the last time we worked, true, on a Friday, so that was cool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I came and picked you up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And we went shopping and we made dinner and you helped out with dinner.

Speaker 1:

I did.

Speaker 2:

That was good. I like that part, and here we are.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we watched movies. Yes, we did.

Speaker 2:

Would you like to movie on?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, should we do that after break? Then we do it after break.

Speaker 2:

Brr, brr, after brr. All right, then we're going to take a break. Okay, we will be right back.

Speaker 1:

See you in a while.

Speaker 2:

Bye.

Speaker 1:

Bye-bye, and we're back, hello.

Speaker 2:

Hello, welcome back.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, you're welcome. Hello, hello, welcome back. Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 2:

What are we going to do now? We were going to move on. Oh yes, it is Friday. It is, it is January 3rd Mm-hmm, and we watched movies.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we did.

Speaker 2:

Would you like to move on?

Speaker 1:

Let's move on.

Speaker 2:

All right. So tonight we watched Die Hard 3, the Vengeance.

Speaker 1:

Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, avengers, die Hard with Avengers. No, we also watched.

Speaker 1:

Oh, am I your turn, Okay. Selskapsresan 2, Snow Roller.

Speaker 2:

Snow Roller.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, how would you translate Selskapsresan, by the way?

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Like I mean sällskap, that's like company, yeah, and resa, that's trip.

Speaker 2:

Well, it's like not like a company, like a business but, having someone there with you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like.

Speaker 2:

Together.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Like travel together.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, in a way, I guess I don't know. Travel together too. Yeah, like travel together.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah In a way, I guess I don't know Travel together too, yeah, but I'm going to tell you about Die Hard with Avengers. Avenger A vengeance.

Speaker 1:

With a vengeance.

Speaker 2:

With a vengeance. A vengeance yes, this is a movie with Bruce Willis.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

In this one Bruce Willis is hungover, yeah, and he kind of gets pulled into a terrorist kind of scheme, except it ends up being a heist instead. And him, and Samuel L Jackson is also in this movie. Oh really yeah.

Speaker 1:

I knew that immediately when I saw his face.

Speaker 2:

It's like I've seen him before. I'm not going to talk anymore about that situation.

Speaker 1:

No, because you got it so quickly. I already know what happened.

Speaker 2:

I was there. I don't need to tell you what happened.

Speaker 1:

And you recognized the bad guy's voice immediately.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah. You did, but Well, I recognized the voice, but I couldn't put a name to it.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

But it was Scar from the Lion King.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And Samuel L Jackson was also there and he went on adventures with Bruce Willis. Uh-huh, scar from the Lion King was putting bombs, bombs all over the new york, new york city, yeah and um. Then he would give riddles and puzzles and stuff to bruce willis and samuel l jackson and they had to solve these things yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's what happened.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 2:

What did you think about the movie?

Speaker 1:

Okay, I do like this movie. It's very good. I don't think it's as good as the two first ones, but it is still really good. I just prefer the other two. Good, I just prefer the other two. And in this one it kind of strays from the Die Hard formula. You know him John McClane or Bruce Willis being trapped with the terrorist. In one setting, like in the first one he's in the skyscraper or the tower and in the second second one it's in an airport.

Speaker 1:

Now he is out in the in the wild, but he's still not in the wild, it's well city well in in the wild city, um, but you know, he, he's among people and he, he also has help, uh, from sam jackson, uh. So yeah, it's kind of funny because it's like they were like no, let's not go with the old formula that worked in the first two, let's go with another one. Yeah, let's take from another classic movie called Dirty Harry, because this movie has almost like the same plot as the first Dirty Harry. Because this movie has almost like the same plot as the first Dirty Harry. Spoiler alert, because he's also getting phone calls from the bad guy. You know that makes him do like tasks and stuff for him like small missions, or you know. So they, I guess they wanted to take from another classic movie instead. And sure, I still like the movie.

Speaker 1:

John McTiernan is back in the directing chair for this one, and that's cool, what else? His wife isn't there in this one, or he's trying to call her. You kind of hear her voice once in this movie. Yeah, that's it. Other than that, I don't think any of the other characters, any of the characters from the first two, are back, just Bruce Willis. So yeah, I mean it's still an enjoyable movie. So what would you say?

Speaker 2:

I did enjoy the movie Okay good. It was good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. I don't know what more to say Did you like it better than the first two?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I mean they all have like their perks right, yeah. I might like this one more than the last one, at least. Oh, maybe I might like this one more than the last one, at least. Oh, maybe, I don't know, don't hold my worm. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to hold your worm.

Speaker 2:

Don't hold my worm. No, you know what. I'm going to take it back because I don't know.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't dare say anything like that. That's like my favorite of the movies, yeah, yeah no, so I don't dare say anything like that. No.

Speaker 2:

I like the movie.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

That's all. I'm not going to compare it to the other two.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

On its own, it's a good movie.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'm going to let go of your worm now.

Speaker 2:

Thank you.

Speaker 1:

Okay so, and then we watched Sällskapsresan 2, snow Roller. Okay so, that's the second part of Sällskapsresan movies, and this time Stig Helmer and his friend Ole, the Norwegian guy, they go to the Alps. Svitservand, svitservand, yeah. Switzerland, the land of the Switch, the Switch, yeah the Switch.

Speaker 2:

The Switch, yeah, the Switch. The Nintendo Switch yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

That's it. Cool, yeah, and they are skiing in this movie and, yeah, it's kind of the opposite from the last one. In the last one they went to a warmer place and this time they went to a colder place. But you know, I do like this movie. It's really funny, it has funny characters, stupid characters and funny gags and I, yeah, I do really like this one. I don't know if I dare to say that I like it better than the first one, but I I would say that I like it better than the first one, but I would say that I like it equally as the first one, because I really find this movie funny. What do you think about this movie?

Speaker 2:

I also found it really funny. I thought it was kind of funny Pretty much every scene. There was this group of of like wild, wild, wild and crazy, like younger people yeah who were skiing like pros.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, just like going crazy down the hill yeah, especially yeah, especially when someone who's not as good is skiing they they're just like showing off yeah much, they're zooming by yeah, that's what they do, and it's kind of funny that they have their own you know theme or theme song or like the music yeah, the music changes when they come around, yeah that's when you know they're coming like the darth vader's.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, almost.

Speaker 1:

But they're way more colorful. Yeah, yeah, wow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, it was a funny movie.

Speaker 1:

I really like it too. Yeah Is that it. I don't know Anything else. Do you feel like you have something else to say about this?

Speaker 2:

movie I don't.

Speaker 1:

You don't.

Speaker 2:

I don't. You better not, I'm sorry, but I don't, I don't you better, not, I'm sorry, but I don't okay. So what's next? It's 110 today.

Speaker 1:

110, yeah, that's like a lot yeah, that's, that's not, that's not little no, it's 110 yeah, so maybe it's time yeah, maybe it is time maybe Maybe To do a history lesson.

Speaker 2:

Or blow off the dust from the history book.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

What would?

Speaker 1:

you like to learn about today. Like I have said to you before, I don't really know what we have had history lessons for before, but I was thinking, now that you um blowing the dust of the history book. What was the first book? The first book, yeah, and how did they come up with that?

Speaker 2:

the first book, let's see. So this takes place a long, long, long time ago like 30 years ago At least.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

There was a person who had a name.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Which I don't remember at the moment.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

But they went on adventures right. Crazy, amazing adventures.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And they had so much fun. Ups and downs and mountains and valleys and seas and everything they went everywhere.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And they wanted to document their adventures.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and Not just like tell the stories.

Speaker 2:

In story form. I guess, Well, document like a journal.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Like a diary, yeah, in a way. Yeah, like a journal, yeah, like a diary?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, in a way. Yeah, I mean I bet the. You know storytelling can hurt your throat if you just say it to people all the time.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Well, maybe they had bad memory too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, yeah, so it's also for themselves. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

What's this person's name Do you remember? I think his name was Hold on, I have it. I have his name, Phil. I think his name was Phil Phil. So Phil went out on adventures and he had fun and everything and he wanted to document his adventures Tails.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

He didn't actually have a tail.

Speaker 1:

Okay. No, he had two, Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

No, he didn't have two. No, phil and his two tails, tail number one that one time I went and I saw water.

Speaker 1:

Oh, mm-hmm. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

Do you have something to say? Maybe what.

Speaker 1:

So his tail, how, how a tail I'm sorry never again. I will never speak again take helium yeah um I I'm wondering so how would he document this?

Speaker 2:

so when he came up with this idea, he went around and he was looking for something to write on yeah like the the stones, or yeah like stones so the rock came in okay it was a big flat rock yeah the rock yeah, like a stone like a stone, but he was a rock.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

The rock.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

So Phil found a piece of charcoal, yeah, and he started writing his story on the rock.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then he took the rock with him and Heavy, yeah, yeah, heavy, but it was worth it because it had his story on it and he brought it back to his village his cave his people.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And the rock would read his story to the people.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, so it was like a tattoo on the rock.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, big tattoos all over the rock. And that was the first book technically.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because he used the front side and the back side.

Speaker 1:

Yeah yeah, then the rock was full yeah, there was no more space no to write stories on the rock.

Speaker 2:

So then phil had more that he wanted to write. So he was like I need more space to write. I can't just be writing on rocks all the time, because he also writes on walls like a graffiti artist vandalizes with his stories. Oh no, those are worse than killers maybe that's debatable, that's a matter of opinion yeah, you're not right, but you're not wrong either.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

So he found a tree.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Which was not the rock.

Speaker 1:

No, it was a tree.

Speaker 2:

Ah, it was a birch tree.

Speaker 1:

Birch tree, birch tree, okay, björk, björk, okay, yes.

Speaker 2:

The Icelandic girl.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 2:

Did you catch that one?

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I caught her.

Speaker 2:

When.

Speaker 1:

Right now.

Speaker 2:

Oh, weird, how that happens.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So he found a birch tree, yeah, and he somehow sliced off a very slim, thin, slim, shady.

Speaker 1:

Ah okay, Slim Shady she sliced off Slim Shady from. Bjork, okay, wow.

Speaker 2:

I don't know how this happened.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how did he get stuck to? Wow? I don't know how this happened. Okay, how did he get stuck?

Speaker 2:

to her? I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Wait a minute. What happened there?

Speaker 2:

Glue, I think Okay yeah, it was an accident.

Speaker 1:

It went wrong yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, something went wrong here.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was an accident, Okay.

Speaker 2:

And then he started writing on this slice of tree that he got. Yeah, and then he just kept slicing more and more and more off of this tree and it became like a book okay, yeah did several pages okay, so did the pages uh kind of uh glue together from the sap or what? Is it? Yes, yeah, that's what happened.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so okay now we're doing it. On one side only yeah.

Speaker 2:

So you could turn the pages. Ah and then he would read those stories to his people as well. Huh yeah, Cool yeah. That's all I know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and that was the second book, the improved book. Yeah, that was the start.

Speaker 2:

There were other people who obviously improved the book as well, making the pages thinner and stuff, yeah, and like ink and book binding yeah, but he had the.

Speaker 1:

He had sap. He had sap, yes.

Speaker 2:

And he wrote with charcoal. Do you have any questions?

Speaker 1:

Do I have any questions? That's a good question? I don't think so.

Speaker 2:

Did I explain everything thoroughly.

Speaker 1:

I'm pretty satisfied with the answer. Good. And now I know, yeah, that's the important thing. I know that, I know that you know maybe I cut all of this so no one else knows just this is just for you, yeah, just for me.

Speaker 2:

This is my gift to you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, thank you thank you this is gonna be a short episode because I'm gonna cut most, all right well, if there's nothing else. No, I'm good. Thank you for the history lesson. You're welcome. Always fun to hear your history lessons because I learn so much.

Speaker 2:

I'm glad. Well then, next weekend, next Saturday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

January 11th, we will be doing a live Mad Libs, that's when we go live.

Speaker 1:

Yay.

Speaker 2:

On Twitch.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

And we play Mad Libs with our audience.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And it's always really fun.

Speaker 1:

It is.

Speaker 2:

So if there's any new listeners out there, please join us for our live Mad Libs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's always an adventure.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so where's that? It's always an adventure, yeah, so where's that?

Speaker 2:

It's on Twitch and our name on Twitch is Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast and, if you have trouble remembering that, it's in the description of every episode and I also mention it towards the end.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

So would you like to do a couple warm-up, mad Libs?

Speaker 1:

right now. I'd love to.

Speaker 2:

All right, so we are starting dog Mad Libs.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, Sorry, Okay. So I'm going to ask for some words and you will provide them. I need a verb ending in I-N-G.

Speaker 1:

Trucking.

Speaker 2:

Part of the body Skin, plural noun.

Speaker 1:

Roundabouts.

Speaker 2:

Verb.

Speaker 1:

Poke.

Speaker 2:

Noun.

Speaker 1:

Lunch.

Speaker 2:

A place.

Speaker 1:

The Alps.

Speaker 2:

Adverb.

Speaker 1:

Down Noun.

Speaker 2:

Pickle, a pickle, okay. Plural noun.

Speaker 1:

Rodents.

Speaker 2:

Part of the body.

Speaker 1:

Palm.

Speaker 2:

Another one.

Speaker 1:

Tricep.

Speaker 2:

Plural noun.

Speaker 1:

Jokers.

Speaker 2:

Another one, another one Plural noun. Really two nouns.

Speaker 1:

Okay Shoes, oh, another one Plural.

Speaker 2:

Just a regular noun.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Soap. This one is called Dog Days. Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a dog?

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

All right. So at 7 a I wake up and my tummy is trucking. I bug my human by licking her skin until I get a bowl of roundabouts. Oh, it kind of sounds like Cheerios.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's a generic brand of Cheerios roundabouts. Yeah, 730 potty time, my human takes me outside to poke on a lunch.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, eight o'clock, my human leaves to go to the Alps.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's far.

Speaker 2:

I am sad and pout down.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Nine o'clock Nap time. I cuddle on my favorite pickle and dream about chasing rodents.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's too good, yep, I'm sorry about that Six o'clock pm my human is home.

Speaker 2:

Finally, I wag my palm From the Alps, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I wag my palm back and forth and wave Hi.

Speaker 1:

That's what this is me wagging my palm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah and give my human kisses on the tricep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

My human has been working out, yeah, very nice. 6.30 pm my human takes me for a walk and I sniff lots of jokers. Okay 7.00 pm. Dinner time. Eating shoes is my favorite, whatever.

Speaker 1:

Too good, 9.00 pm. Dinner time. Eating shoes is my favorite. Whatever Too good.

Speaker 2:

Too good. 9 pm, I snuggle up next to my human and fall asleep happy as a soap. Yeah, that was a good one.

Speaker 1:

Thank you.

Speaker 2:

Thank you, here you go.

Speaker 1:

I'm doing the writing.

Speaker 2:

You're going to write this time and I will come up with words, okay, a place I and I will come up with words.

Speaker 1:

Okay, a place.

Speaker 2:

I'm thinking of the bathroom and the train Train bathroom. Okay, noun, plastic Plural noun. Strings.

Speaker 1:

And verb, a verb, verb Gasp, gasp, and another verb with ing Ing yeah. All right and an ending in ing Sticking Well, three adjectives.

Speaker 2:

Okay, sore Annoying and jittery.

Speaker 1:

Noun.

Speaker 2:

Break Break B-R-A Key.

Speaker 1:

Ah, okay, like on the car, yeah, key Key.

Speaker 2:

That was weird. I've never done that before. Two adjectives Furry and bright.

Speaker 1:

Verb.

Speaker 2:

Scan A place. Outside. Yeah, it's about as vague as I can get.

Speaker 1:

A noun.

Speaker 2:

A noun, Um hole. What is so funny?

Speaker 1:

Uh, I like the vagueness.

Speaker 2:

Okay, do you want me to read this?

Speaker 1:

If you want to.

Speaker 2:

Do you want to read this?

Speaker 1:

I'd rather you read it. You're a better reader than I am.

Speaker 2:

Who's that dog?

Speaker 1:

Part one who's that dog? Tell me what's its name Okay.

Speaker 2:

No, yep, that's enough, thank you. Who's that? Didn't ask for a theme song? Oh, I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

It's okay. No, I'm sorry, no.

Speaker 2:

I'm the one who's sorry.

Speaker 1:

You're not sorry, I am. I'm a little bit sorry.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, no. I'm more sorry than you, okay.

Speaker 1:

I win, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Competition With hundreds of breeds of dogs. In the train bathroom there's one for every kind of plastic. Here are a few popular breeds. Okay, golden Retriever. The Golden Retriever is one of the most popular family strings, intelligent and eager to gasp, gasping at everything.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're not barking, they're gasping.

Speaker 2:

Well yeah, the Golden Ret retriever makes an excellent sticking companion and is also a sore guide dog. Not great.

Speaker 1:

No, could be better.

Speaker 2:

Could be better. Pug the pug is a lot of dog in a very annoying package, poor thing. It is known for being loving, outgoing and jittery and it snores like a freight brake Okay, like a squeaky brake, maybe.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2:

That's not nice.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Siberian Husky. The husky was bred to pull furry sleds, yeah, and it is known for its bright endurance and willingness to scan.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, scan people in the face.

Speaker 2:

Ugh German Shepherd. The German Shepherd is not only the most popular police guard and military dog in the outside Okay, the outside world.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2:

It is also a loving family hole.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

German Shepherd A family hole.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, also known as the family hole.

Speaker 2:

Yep, I guess so.

Speaker 1:

That's.

Speaker 2:

Well, that was weird.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, weird family.

Speaker 2:

So that was that. That was that it will be really cool to see people at the live man limbs yeah, would be fun very exciting, matias yes will you please tell me what is ruining your life right now?

Speaker 1:

I? I probably will have to say that I'm. I'm the cold, I have a little bit of a sore throat, so that's probably what's ruining my life.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And it's been ruining my life this entire week.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I would say that, and you I also want to complain about my body. Yes.

Speaker 2:

What's ruining my life is my stomach, when it blows up like a balloon and it's really uncomfortable. I don't like that part no and, like you can see it, every time I eat something, it just yeah, I mean start looking for sharp objects I'm going to, but, speaking of things that have been bothering us for the week, we completely ignored a weight update. We did, since we did start weighing ourselves again for the year. We start off with new numbers.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

So how do you want to calculate this From before Christmas season or our Christmas break?

Speaker 1:

From last we updated From before the break yeah.

Speaker 2:

To our most recent number. Yeah, okay, do you have yours?

Speaker 1:

I think so.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I gained 3.1 kilograms.

Speaker 2:

You gained 3.1. Okay, that's all right.

Speaker 1:

And you.

Speaker 2:

From the time we started our break to this morning, I gained 3.2. Oh, really, yeah, I'm glad that we're not comparing to yesterday, because then it would have been up to five.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that's good though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I dropped a couple kilos overnight, yeah, oh yeah, that's good, though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I dropped a couple kilos overnight, yeah, no big deal and I'm pretty sure I will gain weight for next week because I have been under the weather this week. Yeah, I've been sick and I usually lose weight when I'm sick.

Speaker 2:

So We'll see what your actual numbers are.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, next week, I guess.

Speaker 2:

Yay.

Speaker 1:

Not fun, no, oh well.

Speaker 2:

I'm all out of sips.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, me too. So, we're all out of episode.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

All right. Thank you for listening to this episode. I hope you, I hope.

Speaker 1:

I hoped.

Speaker 2:

There was a point in life when I hoped that you enjoyed it.

Speaker 1:

Now I really don't care. No, I don't think you did.

Speaker 2:

Nobody really liked this episode. Maybe the history lesson was okay, but the rest of it was garbage yeah. But lucky for you people, we'll have a brand new episode next Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Just as Could we be worse? Let's try, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Definitely Join us for our live Mad Libs on January 11th on Twitch. That will be cool that we'll do that's on a Saturday, as usual. Yes, I don't know, I'm just rambling. I'm'll do that's on a Saturday, as usual.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I don't know, I'm just rambling.

Speaker 2:

I'm saying words, okay, so Anything else? No, no.

Speaker 1:

Well, maybe like the goodbye part.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yes, how do you?

Speaker 1:

do that.

Speaker 2:

No, I was thinking more like it's a new year now, so oh yeah. Let's try to make good decisions.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And that's my advice for today. All right, thank you and goodbye.

Speaker 1:

Bye-bye.

Speaker 2:

Bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast.

Speaker 1:

If you kind of liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, tiktok and YouTube at RoastyToastyGhostyPod.

Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

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Speaker 2:

We hope you enjoyed this episode, just as we enjoyed making it.

Speaker 1:

And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

Speaker 2:

Goodbye Matias, goodbye Lauren.

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