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Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, are you sad, I'm okay. Why are you sad now?

Speaker 1:

Why would I be sad?

Speaker 2:

Because you you're acting sad. Oh, this is what sad Lauren looks like. I'm sorry for making you sad. Somehow I I don't know what I did this time, but yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I'm looking at you today.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1:

It's cold outside.

Speaker 2:

It is.

Speaker 1:

It hurt my feet.

Speaker 2:

I got like brain breach. No, I'm sorry for laughing at you, did you notice?

Speaker 1:

I didn't care for it.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, that's what made you sad. No, no, Just the cold in general.

Speaker 1:

Okay, laughing didn't help.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I don't think you like when I laugh at you when you're suffering.

Speaker 2:

No, in the heat. No, no, you don't care for that when I laugh at you when you're suffering. No, in the heat. No, you don't care for that. Did you laugh at me in the?

Speaker 1:

heat. I don't even remember that because you're being, you're, you're miserable. Yes, I'm sure I have.

Speaker 2:

Yeah okay, yeah, I don't remember that neither of us like it okay what no, I thought it just you. You look funny okay what can? Walking back, look funny.

Speaker 1:

Okay, oh well.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 1:

That was it.

Speaker 2:

We'll be back next week, yeah, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Thank you Goodbye.

Speaker 2:

Bye-bye.

Speaker 1:

It was a good attempt, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I feel this was a good episode.

Speaker 1:

Very funny. Yeah, I enjoyed it.

Speaker 2:

Because I was mimicking you walking.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, yeah, walking.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was the funny part.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's the title.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's the wind, somehow the wind that's awful, there's a vent there.

Speaker 1:

Maybe that's it.

Speaker 2:

That was my back. It's a crack. Yeah, no, that's my number in the basement 111. If I would do in week, you know they got numbers that you have to write, and mine is 1-1-1. Okay, easy to remember, at least.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, easy to write Bam, bam bam.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, not that I have any use for it, since I just put the Vekuleverans on the shelves.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, I did, Hopefully I don't have to do that anymore. Yeah Right, did you like the video? I did.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I felt good about that one.

Speaker 2:

It was good. Yeah, I don't know. And also I thought it was funny when they sang hold on, you're breaking up. When the daughter was breaking up with the boyfriend and walked away yeah, it was good it was a little bit funny, so I used it in the video yeah, I saw that did you get it? I did. Did you laugh? Um, on the inside, okay are you still suffering, or what?

Speaker 1:

I'm tired okay, okay. No more snacks, no, all gone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, did we take the last. Mm-hmm last um Pop-Tarts.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, mm-hmm, they're called Toast-Ums.

Speaker 2:

Toast-Ums.

Speaker 1:

Toast-Um Pop-Ups. I found that Ika.

Speaker 2:

Oh, not here, not here, no Okay.

Speaker 1:

Somewhere else.

Speaker 2:

A different eco In a close by city.

Speaker 1:

Generally yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, huh, they have nuts.

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

I'm allergic to nuts.

Speaker 1:

That's a problem.

Speaker 2:

Am I swelling up?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's why I gain weight.

Speaker 1:

That's right, it's the nuts, it's all the nuts, because you eat nuts that often?

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm, and also I am nuts.

Speaker 1:

You are a nut.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I do have nuts.

Speaker 1:

That's what's making you swell up, yeah.

Speaker 2:

You're going to keep this right. No, no, so boring.

Speaker 1:

Mm.

Speaker 2:

Oh well, Toast.

Speaker 1:

Toasting instructions. Good to have. You can microwave them.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I thought that was the instructions. Good to have. That's how I would write the instructions. Good to have. Was that the only flavor they had?

Speaker 1:

No, there was another one.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

What was that? I think they had s'mores, s'mores. Okay, what was that I?

Speaker 2:

think they had s'mores S'mores. Okay, that's cool Pop-Tarts.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2:

better, though, than toast, and yeah, toast and Pop-Pops. Yeah, pop-tarts better. Okay, so do we have any? So we're gonna make s'mores when we go to the United States of America.

Speaker 1:

I don't think so Okay. Because, there won't be much for campfires.

Speaker 2:

No, okay.

Speaker 1:

In the winter.

Speaker 2:

No, but if we get to, you know warmer places.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 2:

Maybe, maybe not Okay places. I don't know We'll see. Maybe, maybe not Okay, but no, because you've been talking about that, we don't have the right stuff in Sweden. So that's why it would be cool to try the right stuff in the United States of America.

Speaker 1:

The white stuff.

Speaker 2:

The right stuff.

Speaker 1:

The white stuff.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, the white stuff. Oh, you mean cocaine, oreos, oh Duh, cocaine oreos.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, yeah, I'm very excited. I really hope it goes well. We really should get our passports, like next month. Okay, hold on.

Speaker 2:

Cool Are those passports.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Can I have a look-see?

Speaker 1:

At what.

Speaker 2:

Huh, at what A passport, unless it's very secret Cool.

Speaker 1:

Flung, flung. United States of America yeah, I don't need to get into it, I'm okay. American popcorn. Where did I put that? Hmm, right here in my hand. Yeah, this one's in, I don't need a new one, okay.

Speaker 2:

So you need both Swedish and American passports.

Speaker 1:

For these guys, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Only for them.

Speaker 1:

You need a passport, antonin needs a passport.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

One passport.

Speaker 1:

You're not a US citizen, so yeah, just the one. Okay, you need an ESTA.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I don't know anything about that. So why do you need to have two if you're an American citizen?

Speaker 1:

One to get into the States, one to get back home.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so you can't get ESTA I to get back home, okay.

Speaker 1:

So you can't get esta, I don't need to.

Speaker 2:

Okay, but wouldn't that be easier to have just the one? Hmm, wouldn't that be easier to have just one passport?

Speaker 1:

I mean this is for people who aren't citizens, who are visiting the States.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

These are for citizens of the countries.

Speaker 2:

Okay, hmm, okay.

Speaker 1:

These are for citizens of the countries. Okay, hmm, this is like I don't know, like a quick way to get into the country.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay. So these are the not-so-quick way. Um well, okay, you don't have to explain, it's just weird For me.

Speaker 1:

It's weird for you.

Speaker 2:

I think it's weird. Okay that I don't get why you have two passports.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's basically your identification that gives you permission to be in the country.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Right. So this proves that I have permission to be in the States.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

This one proves that I have permission to be in the States. Yes, this one proves that I have permission to be in Sweden.

Speaker 2:

Ah, okay.

Speaker 1:

This gives you permission to be in the States as non-citizen.

Speaker 2:

Ah, okay To visit, does that?

Speaker 1:

make more sense.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, a little bit more.

Speaker 1:

It's security stuff.

Speaker 2:

It's complicated, yeah, sure that's just yeah, you don't have to be mad.

Speaker 1:

I'm not, I'm just. I'm trying to put it in an easy way. Okay, why do you need an ESTA? Why?

Speaker 2:

So you can't get an ESTA? I don't need to. But if you didn't have those two let's say you didn't have any passports could you get an ESTA?

Speaker 1:

Then you wouldn't be able to travel anywhere to a different country or outside europe. At least what you need a passport to leave the country, pretty much yeah a passport so esta is not a passport no, it's permission to go into the state as a non-citizen okay, I thought that was uh, okay, I thought that was a passport.

Speaker 2:

No, no, okay, no, that makes sense now.

Speaker 1:

It's like a visa but, it's less.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but now it makes sense, now I get it. I just thought that was a passport.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

No but no, you said that. That's what made me confused. So I need both the ESTA and a passport, a Swedish passport, yes. Now I get it.

Speaker 1:

My question is how long it's valid two years or so so is the. Esta expensive, I'm not sure. Or?

Speaker 2:

something Okay, Maybe. So is the Estar expensive.

Speaker 1:

I'm not sure. I guess not. It doesn't look that expensive. Good, cheaper than a passport, anyway.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, today's episode is brought to you by.

Speaker 1:

You can't even find it.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I can it's way up there.

Speaker 1:

Why'd you put it all the way over there?

Speaker 2:

because I was that I was standing when I put it there and I'm so much taller when I'm standing that was a mistake yeah, and I. I paid for it. Now, since I'm shorter when I'm sitting, am I boring you?

Speaker 1:

yeah yeah will you get this going?

Speaker 2:

yeah, so, uh, you can't what you can't smell. You have no sense of smell. Yes, you do.

Speaker 1:

I'm just kidding you're mean all right, yeah, I am that was a lot more yeah, well, I think you got more last week.

Speaker 2:

Let's say that. Or if you want to change, you're allowed to. Okay, no, that's also. Well, I didn't know. I always had the Hopefully that's the best, hopefully that's I mean, that's a given in my case.

Speaker 1:

In your case.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's what I'm you know.

Speaker 1:

That's what you're talking about.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Is your case? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm not going to find the word I was looking for. So, yes, that's my experience. We got a turtle in here.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

What else?

Speaker 1:

my experience we got a turtle in here, okay, um, what, what else?

Speaker 2:

and uh, we had, uh, uh, mad libs. No, we didn't. We're doing, we're doing that tomorrow. Oh yeah, oh yeah, we, yeah, we recorded the mad libs last week. Yeah, so we did have in a way.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I guess in a way.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we did, so I'm right.

Speaker 1:

I've been starting this thing and that's the important thing that.

Speaker 2:

I'm right.

Speaker 1:

Yes, of course you're right, yeah. Okay. So, yeah, saturday we went to the gym, yeah, and then I, my family, okay, and I got new work pants.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, one question, what? Or a note to future, lauren, you can cut the part I said we had Mad Libs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, good, yeah, I was going to do that.

Speaker 2:

Okay. Yeah, I don't know, Sometimes you keep stuff. I'm like, okay, I thought we were cutting that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. Then again it's the same with you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah but, I, usually find that stuff funny, the parts I'm keeping. What you were listening, what you were listening.

Speaker 1:

I was listening to the Christmas episode. Okay listening what you were listening I was listening to the christmas episode. Okay, I think it was yesterday and I was having a hard time listening because you kept in all of the wrapping paper noises and, like the eating noises from the pop tarts.

Speaker 2:

Okay, my ears didn't like it okay, well, you know what that? Uh, that's because you're sensitive.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're so sensitive. Yeah, okay, anyway.

Speaker 2:

Hmm, what.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, I don't keep a journal so I don't know what I do.

Speaker 1:

No, Okay, well, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what I'll say About what Anything. I don't know what to say what? I don't know what to say About what Anything I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Did I do something?

Speaker 1:

I just I don't know what to say.

Speaker 2:

Now I'm so confused. You got sad, you got sad.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, I don't think I'm sad.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, because, yeah, I don't know. Okay, yeah, I didn't do much. Probably I probably Wait. I have to think. What did I do Sunday? I watched YouTube and, yeah, I edited. I did editing yeah.

Speaker 1:

All right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cool yeah. And then I watched YouTube. Okay, so I didn't do that before it was after editing. I watched YouTube. Okay, yeah, and then I watched YouTube. Okay, so I didn't do that before it was after editing, I watched.

Speaker 1:

YouTube Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so people get it straight. What did I do? Was it that I said it was sad?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. It just feels like this isn't going well.

Speaker 2:

Oh, is that just me? Is that just me? Yeah, I think so, because what I was meaning with sad is that when you take the Christmas decorations down, that makes me sad, and not that you did it, when I do it too, because that means that Christmas is over and I really like Christmas so much, and that's what I meant. It's sad to take the Christmas decorations down, so it's not you or your family or that's sad, it's just the act of taking Christmas decorations down, since I love Christmas, you understand.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I just want to clarify why I said it was sad. Maybe you understood that. No, don't okay, good, so it. It was never meant to to make you sad, okay, no, uh, yeah, I'm sorry for not clarifying that immediately can we pause this?

Speaker 1:

okay, I just went shopping. You just just watched YouTube.

Speaker 2:

We had Monday and edited.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, do I have a bruise?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, right there On my elbow, I can't see you have a dot here.

Speaker 1:

No, yes, that's part of me. Okay, right here the bone I can't see the elbow Funny.

Speaker 2:

That's the arm knee.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 2:

So, what did you think of the movie what? What did you think of the movie yeah, of the movie yeah. What did you think of the movie?

Speaker 1:

Your volume just like went down, so I just wanted to make sure that it's not captured.

Speaker 2:

Okay, do you want me to say it again?

Speaker 1:

No, no, never.

Speaker 2:

Do you want to answer the question?

Speaker 1:

not really no okay, do you want to talk um what? Oh, so you did repeat it anyway.

Speaker 2:

Huh, yeah, okay, um and um they, they, somehow uh come from uh over class. Is that what you?

Speaker 1:

upper all two one Action Felix and Noor.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, mons and Pernilla.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, they're the better ones, so they're like we don't need to quit because we're the best.

Speaker 2:

Felix is so weird when he makes his guesses.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm sure people can relate to this. I'm sure yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm sure people can relate to this, I'm sure.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think Is he highly. What Is he doing, the Hitler?

Speaker 1:

No, it's a gesture. It's a. This wasn't very fun because everything's in Swedish and I don't really know how to translate it.

Speaker 2:

So you yeah, there isn't like anything like that, but only like in English, english news or American news. Mildly intelligent bum.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, that would be a wait. I have to think about this.

Speaker 1:

Okay, pause that for a second.

Speaker 2:

Am I pausing?

Speaker 1:

Or you can just think, I can think think about it.

Speaker 2:

Okay, pause that for a second. Am I pausing? Or you can just think. I can think, hold on. Was it closed? Yeah, okay, that's good.

Speaker 1:

But it's weird that the wind is so.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's coming in here, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what I think. You said what Borrowred amount Borrowed Borrowed amount. Okay, yeah, I didn't, I'm like barred.

Speaker 1:

Oh, is that my accent? Barred, yeah, barred.

Speaker 2:

I did not know what barred meant, so Not paying back a borrowed amount. Okay.

Speaker 1:

Due to financial struggles.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so yeah, and I and I have been okay, you can cut this because this is very severe. But uh, I have uh, let uh linda take, you know, boxes from, uh, from the packing material I have also stolen, boss okay, so this you have to cut. I have to cut this. Okay, but yeah, the best samurai guy.

Speaker 1:

That's right. I think he was already getting help though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, not from us. No, we were busy laughing, making jokes.

Speaker 1:

Salmonella. No no, no.

Speaker 2:

I get it, I got the joke.

Speaker 1:

Did you get it this time? I did Okay, we're going to talk about police stuff.

Speaker 2:

And ambulance stuff.

Speaker 1:

Ambulance stuff.

Speaker 2:

And fire department stuff.

Speaker 1:

Yep fire trucks Wee-woo, wee-woo.

Speaker 2:

I mean, that's not a bad idea.

Speaker 1:

We'll think of something.

Speaker 2:

To have something about those. Yeah, I like that idea.

Speaker 1:

All right, you're welcome for the idea.

Speaker 2:

Well, I was thinking about it too. Oh, okay, before, all right yeah.

Speaker 1:

We'll be back next week. Thank you, yeah, wait, update.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yes, no, we can skip that this time.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, I'm going to cut this and bring it back. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it feels like I wanted to say something else, but probably not. Yeah, so I'm going to lose weight for next week and it's going to be great.

Speaker 1:

Good Hmm.

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