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Speaker 2:

hello hello, hello, yeah, it looks good hello, hello checking can you hear?

Speaker 1:

it. I can hear it good what the heck was that? Yoko, ono, maybe it sounded like oh no, it's backward oh I did it wrong. See the tag yeah, I see it well, it depends, failure, on which side you're on, I guess yeah if you're on the other side.

Speaker 2:

We can sit on this side. I guess we could just put it on the other side.

Speaker 1:

We can sit on this side. I guess we could Just put it on the other side here.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

There, now it's right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, see.

Speaker 1:

We can fix it, we can record, like this yeah, that's the easiest solution. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's like with my watch. You're like it's upside down, yeah, but what if you do that?

Speaker 1:

Oh, you got so mad at me.

Speaker 2:

I did.

Speaker 1:

I got really sad. Yeah, and I'm sorry for getting so mad, I didn't mean to upset you, I just I don't know why I have to point things out.

Speaker 2:

No, yeah, I don't know why I got so upset about that.

Speaker 1:

I'm not really sure either. I was trying to help.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. But, I guess I shouldn't do that. No, because I was thinking I didn't know, I never wear watches, so I don't really think about things like that and I'm like I'm probably doing this wrong and Lauren will point it out. No, she wouldn't.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, I guess it wouldn't. Oh Mm.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I guess it was because I was wrong twice yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but that's in the past now.

Speaker 1:

I felt so dumb forgetting it in the first place.

Speaker 2:

And I fixed it. So now it's real. No, not real, but now it's fixed.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's what happens when you fix things.

Speaker 1:

They get fixed? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I think that's how it works.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, sometimes, yeah, sometimes you try to fix things, but you make it worse.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I do that.

Speaker 2:

Me too, but not this time.

Speaker 1:

We can put this back?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1:

This was fun. Yeah, it was fun. Now we're done.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, now we try that.

Speaker 1:

It didn't go so well.

Speaker 2:

Well.

Speaker 1:

I mean it was okay, but I didn't like it.

Speaker 2:

So are both backwards.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if the other one has a tag.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it doesn't really matter, I didn't notice, so no no, the tag's on the other side yes so I guess, uh, you're gonna fix that now yeah, probably not, no, no I don't think it needs to be fixed, or unless you you are you one of those people who can't? When you see something like that, you have to fix it.

Speaker 1:

With some things, but I think bigger projects like this I think I can wait, but things like the table or these puzzle pieces I have to fix them.

Speaker 2:

Smaller things.

Speaker 1:

Small things that I could probably take care of quickly.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Then I will take care of it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know someone around our table who would fix that immediately.

Speaker 1:

Goes a fit. Yeah, goodness.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:

I don't understand no, understand no.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I've been listening to Volbeat this week. Yeah, yeah, I'm like I want to listen to Volbeat, but then again I really like them.

Speaker 1:

So Well, so do I.

Speaker 2:

Yes, so yeah, but I haven't heard all the songs, think why, I don't know. Um, no, I can't really answer that. I don't know which one I have heard or not. No, I don't even know how many songs they have, but it seems to be a lot yeah, but you know when you, when you listen to some songs, first time you're not that impressed with them and then they kind of grow on you when you listen to them more.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's kind of weird and with the music for the video I made just now or the one we watched, the Mystery song.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That wasn't the first choice for that video.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I had another song and I'm like I mean it's good, but it's not really. I mean I could make a video. And then I heard that song and I'm like I feel like this would be better. Yeah, and I really liked that song, the Misery one and I started listening more and more and I'm like, well, it's a good song. I'm gonna make this video instead and, yeah, I was quite happy with it. It's not a perfect fit, but it worked. I think Last Weeks was the best fit for the video.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

The disaster song. I thought, that was perfect for the video. It was good. This one was also video. Yeah, the disaster song. I thought that was perfect for the video.

Speaker 1:

It was good. This one was also good yeah.

Speaker 2:

But the last weeks it has over 200 views now, good yeah, I'm happy. The other ones haven't even broken 50 views yet. The diehards.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But somehow the fourth one was what people wanted to see, I guess.

Speaker 1:

It's the best one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it has most likes of the Diehard video.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Are we good? You feel good.

Speaker 2:

I feel really good. Now, you feel really good. Yeah, how about you?

Speaker 1:

You can cut that, that's fine.

Speaker 2:

What you said, or what? I said Okay.

Speaker 1:

Do what you want. I don't know, it was funny.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was, I would keep it. I don't.

Speaker 1:

They come with the fish.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, oh, you mean that way I mean it doesn't have to be. It doesn't necessarily have to be dirty. You mean that way? I mean it doesn't have to be, it doesn't necessarily have to be dirty. You know, no, but it's your brain.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and yours too.

Speaker 2:

Now, now is your brain.

Speaker 1:

You share this part of my brain now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you gave it to me. I did Was that me?

Speaker 1:

No, I felt it it's okay Okay.

Speaker 2:

We get impregnated.

Speaker 1:

Impregnated. Impregnated.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what.

Speaker 2:

That was stupid. I don't know what that was.

Speaker 1:

Well, it was kind of funny. So, yeah, I started doing yoga when I was pregnant, the first time there was hair or something.

Speaker 2:

It's here now. Do you want to? I'm right here, you don't have to.

Speaker 1:

I know I didn't really have to, but I did anyway. I just wanted to interrupt you, okay.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I you know what. I'm really annoyed. Yeah, I'm really annoyed with my weight, oh. Which is part of the adventure, the journey.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But I try so hard and all I did was lose 1 overnight. I was really annoyed.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You don't have to add that. You can cut that Leftovers. That's good.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

Um, okay, mm, and I do everything right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And I only lost 0.1.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, since yesterday Am I cutting that I don't know, do what you want. Yeah, we'll see. It's not a com, a column.

Speaker 1:

You want to finish that sentence.

Speaker 2:

Did you ask me if I want to finish the sentence?

Speaker 1:

Oh, it's not a com.

Speaker 2:

You want to finish Not yet? Okay, no, what the heck? Sorry, you're ruining it. I know what's ruining my life you are you are. No, it's not a relaxing vacation for him. Okay, what's so funny about that?

Speaker 1:

My hands are not attractive. Okay, they start off as good guys, but then they end up being bad guys.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And Bruce Willis.

Speaker 2:

Am I keeping this? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. You do what you want.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'll do, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa yeah, I'll go dog mode whoa, whoa, whoa. That's too far yeah pizza, pizza, pizza oh.

Speaker 2:

Um, what else? You know I was thinking about. You know some things like this. You know because I did this with the Shanghai movies, but it's not going to be as you know.

Speaker 1:

As many similarities no exactly, I don't.

Speaker 2:

I'm not that familiar as I am those movies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but Should we move on to the next movie? Yeah, I just want to say it's going to end up on the list.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, in just one week.

Speaker 1:

Better than you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, better at golf.

Speaker 1:

I even tried showing my kids the first one. Did I tell you about that?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Okay, we were sitting at the dinner table and made some kind of joke about oh, oh, no, Okay. Okay, I remember what happened. My daughter came up to me at the dinner table, of course or no, she didn't come up to me. Came up to me at the dinner table, of course, or no? She didn't come up to me. She was sitting at the dinner table and she was like we need to plan my birthday party right now Because I want a birthday party.

Speaker 2:

I was like okay, your birthday's in August. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

She's like we need to start planning now.

Speaker 2:

Right now.

Speaker 1:

She's like I want this, this, this and this and I want at least 10 people to show up. Okay, so we were trying to come up with 10 of her friends. She came up with most of the list but the last few. She wasn't very sure, so she came up with Leah Larson. Okay, Is going to be at her birthday party. She's going to send a letter yeah and ask what invite her?

Speaker 2:

what if she says yes?

Speaker 1:

that would be cool very cool she's welcome. Yeah, and we were trying to think of other people as well, and steve ganneman was brought up and no one knew who that was, so I was like we're stopping this now. Everyone up and Ab stood at the couch. Yeah, and we sat there and we started watching Setsukopsu Yesan, but we didn't finish it because they got bored.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I guess it's different nowadays. You know the kids are. I mean, I guess they want more. You know flasher movies to watch, did I? I think you did.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, they saw the beginning. Yeah, okay, at least, so that's good.

Speaker 2:

But I mean, it's not bad for them. No, no, it's not a movie that's going to ruin their lives.

Speaker 1:

I did not for a second think that it was inappropriate for them.

Speaker 2:

No, he's not a baby. He sure sounds like one. He is a baby. Yeah, are you swearing over there?

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Or are you reading?

Speaker 1:

Both. Sorry, I thought that I had, I didn't.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's you right, because I didn't feel it, it's me.

Speaker 1:

Let's move on to firefighting movies, movies. Firefighting stories, movies.

Speaker 2:

Movies.

Speaker 1:

Firefighting stories.

Speaker 2:

Okay, jackie, never made one of those.

Speaker 1:

No, he was supposed to, but he didn't.

Speaker 2:

He wanted to he always wanted to, but never did.

Speaker 1:

No, yeah, no, no, come back, don't. No, put it down. Okay, what Should you die on the job Like? Hmm, uh, let's see Wait.

Speaker 2:

Are there tips for I don't know, like uh.

Speaker 1:

I can find some.

Speaker 2:

If you die. This is how you do it. This is how you do after you die, I guess.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry, it's okay, I'm searching again. These are really long yeah okay, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna get through this one anyway okay, all right.

Speaker 1:

Crazy and scary stories firefighters okay in 2003, my crew were staged out on a cat lineup in northern washington just so you know. I don't know what a lot of these words mean near the canadian border. First night on the fire uh, showed up in time for night shift. Eyes on the green. I don't know what that means no fire activity to observe we sat on the berm. I don't know what that means no fire activity to observe we sat on the berm. I don't know what that is. Facing downhill.

Speaker 2:

I don't know where that is no.

Speaker 1:

To the west, with the ridge line above and behind us 50 feet spacing, just chilling out. Around midnight another crew leapfrogged us down the line to the north more toward where the fire was, a couple of drainages away. But the fire was asleep. Aww, Night-night fire, Night-night. And the crew casually passed us, disappearing over a rise and into the adjacent drainage. A few of them had chem sticks in their helmets. Most had their headlamps off as it was possible to see enough to walk.

Speaker 1:

About a half hour later, something caught my eye. Above my shoulder, to my right, Up on the ridge above us, there were some flickers of light which I first assumed to be chemsticks on hardhats simply because of their colors, but a few seconds later I noticed them more prominently and could make out where they were coming from. These were moving lights up near the ridge top, not on the ground but in the trees, and they were balls moving pretty rapidly among the treetop. They were similar colors to chemsticks, but they were changing colors, each of them moving from red to green, blue, lime and yellow, like the colors of plasma. Each one was a discrete sphere about the size of a soccer ball, and the way they moved was to swing and swirl around each other, and the tree branches which were mixed conifer and tall dick wow, they're trees okay um, this has nothing to do with fire.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, cut that okay, I don't know, it's just a bunch of lights.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. That has nothing to do with fires. I don't know what this guy was talking about no, no, no, what's important?

Speaker 2:

well, I did, I did have something, but uh, do you have a story?

Speaker 1:

I looked up some some oh okay, did you want to tell something?

Speaker 2:

did you want to tell something? Yeah?

Speaker 1:

is it a fire story or a police story?

Speaker 2:

it's for like yeah, um, I got on, like, so, wait, um, okay, so, uh, I don't know this. I guess this is uh, um, it's not fire, but because it's more police, I guess Police, police, police, police, okay, okay. So critters, critters, critters.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry that I misunderstood you. Oh yeah, you can get rid of everything.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I just I thought we.

Speaker 1:

I didn't know, I just I thought we were being specific. Yeah, oh, I just ran into your story, anything else.

Speaker 2:

I guess you read all the ones I had.

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Hmm, sorry, anything? No, I don't know, I don't know, you don't know. No, do you? Do we have enough or do you want to do something else? Do you have um?

Speaker 1:

because, like I said, this was a procedure done hey. Speaking of the devil hey buddy, it's going to go as well with my papa. What? How did you say that? Um and papa for you and for dang, hold on.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'm pausing, okay, so.

Speaker 1:

She gives me this look. Yeah, you were asking yeah. You no no, okay, I'm kidding. Uh, well, you were at 80. Hold on, support us, join our uh supporter group yeah, what's it called?

Speaker 2:

send us money. I'm gonna cut that you might cut, but that's what I want.

Speaker 1:

I'd be lying.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, hold on, hold on Matthias. Okay, he's so bad. Okay, february Sorry, I'm really close now February, that makes it on the West Coast. It would be, never mind, I don't remember which way it goes.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to cut that.

Speaker 1:

Thank you Probably 12. Anyway,

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