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[Leftovers] #112
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Casual Chit Chat and Rambling
Speaker 2hello hello, hello, yeah, it looks good hello, hello checking can you hear?
Speaker 1it. I can hear it good what the heck was that? Yoko, ono, maybe it sounded like oh no, it's backward oh I did it wrong. See the tag yeah, I see it well, it depends, failure, on which side you're on, I guess yeah if you're on the other side.
Speaker 2We can sit on this side. I guess we could just put it on the other side.
Speaker 1We can sit on this side. I guess we could Just put it on the other side here.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1There, now it's right.
Speaker 2Yeah, see.
Speaker 1We can fix it, we can record, like this yeah, that's the easiest solution. Yeah.
Speaker 2It's like with my watch. You're like it's upside down, yeah, but what if you do that?
Speaker 1Oh, you got so mad at me.
Speaker 2I did.
Speaker 1I got really sad. Yeah, and I'm sorry for getting so mad, I didn't mean to upset you, I just I don't know why I have to point things out.
Speaker 2No, yeah, I don't know why I got so upset about that.
Speaker 1I'm not really sure either. I was trying to help.
Speaker 2Yeah. But, I guess I shouldn't do that. No, because I was thinking I didn't know, I never wear watches, so I don't really think about things like that and I'm like I'm probably doing this wrong and Lauren will point it out. No, she wouldn't.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2So yeah, I guess it wouldn't. Oh Mm.
Speaker 1So yeah, I guess it was because I was wrong twice yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, but that's in the past now.
Speaker 1I felt so dumb forgetting it in the first place.
Speaker 2And I fixed it. So now it's real. No, not real, but now it's fixed.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's what happens when you fix things.
Speaker 1They get fixed? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I think that's how it works.
Speaker 2Yeah, sometimes, yeah, sometimes you try to fix things, but you make it worse.
Speaker 1Yeah, I do that.
Speaker 2Me too, but not this time.
Speaker 1We can put this back?
Speaker 2Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1This was fun. Yeah, it was fun. Now we're done.
Speaker 2Yeah, now we try that.
Speaker 1It didn't go so well.
Speaker 2Well.
Speaker 1I mean it was okay, but I didn't like it.
Speaker 2So are both backwards.
Speaker 1I don't know if the other one has a tag.
Speaker 2Oh, it doesn't really matter, I didn't notice, so no no, the tag's on the other side yes so I guess, uh, you're gonna fix that now yeah, probably not, no, no I don't think it needs to be fixed, or unless you you are you one of those people who can't? When you see something like that, you have to fix it.
Speaker 1With some things, but I think bigger projects like this I think I can wait, but things like the table or these puzzle pieces I have to fix them.
Speaker 2Smaller things.
Speaker 1Small things that I could probably take care of quickly.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Then I will take care of it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know someone around our table who would fix that immediately.
Speaker 1Goes a fit. Yeah, goodness.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1I don't understand no, understand no.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've been listening to Volbeat this week. Yeah, yeah, I'm like I want to listen to Volbeat, but then again I really like them.
Speaker 1So Well, so do I.
Speaker 2Yes, so yeah, but I haven't heard all the songs, think why, I don't know. Um, no, I can't really answer that. I don't know which one I have heard or not. No, I don't even know how many songs they have, but it seems to be a lot yeah, but you know when you, when you listen to some songs, first time you're not that impressed with them and then they kind of grow on you when you listen to them more.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It's kind of weird and with the music for the video I made just now or the one we watched, the Mystery song.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That wasn't the first choice for that video.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I had another song and I'm like I mean it's good, but it's not really. I mean I could make a video. And then I heard that song and I'm like I feel like this would be better. Yeah, and I really liked that song, the Misery one and I started listening more and more and I'm like, well, it's a good song. I'm gonna make this video instead and, yeah, I was quite happy with it. It's not a perfect fit, but it worked. I think Last Weeks was the best fit for the video.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2The disaster song. I thought, that was perfect for the video. It was good. This one was also video. Yeah, the disaster song. I thought that was perfect for the video.
Speaker 1It was good. This one was also good yeah.
Speaker 2But the last weeks it has over 200 views now, good yeah, I'm happy. The other ones haven't even broken 50 views yet. The diehards.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But somehow the fourth one was what people wanted to see, I guess.
Speaker 1It's the best one.
Speaker 2Yeah, it has most likes of the Diehard video.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Are we good? You feel good.
Speaker 2I feel really good. Now, you feel really good. Yeah, how about you?
Speaker 1You can cut that, that's fine.
Speaker 2What you said, or what? I said Okay.
Speaker 1Do what you want. I don't know, it was funny.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was, I would keep it. I don't.
Speaker 1They come with the fish.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, oh, you mean that way I mean it doesn't have to be. It doesn't necessarily have to be dirty. You mean that way? I mean it doesn't have to be, it doesn't necessarily have to be dirty. You know, no, but it's your brain.
Speaker 1Yes, and yours too.
Speaker 2Now, now is your brain.
Speaker 1You share this part of my brain now.
Speaker 2Yeah, you gave it to me. I did Was that me?
Speaker 1No, I felt it it's okay Okay.
Speaker 2We get impregnated.
Speaker 1Impregnated. Impregnated.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, what.
Speaker 2That was stupid. I don't know what that was.
Speaker 1Well, it was kind of funny. So, yeah, I started doing yoga when I was pregnant, the first time there was hair or something.
Speaker 2It's here now. Do you want to? I'm right here, you don't have to.
Speaker 1I know I didn't really have to, but I did anyway. I just wanted to interrupt you, okay.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I you know what. I'm really annoyed. Yeah, I'm really annoyed with my weight, oh. Which is part of the adventure, the journey.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But I try so hard and all I did was lose 1 overnight. I was really annoyed.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You don't have to add that. You can cut that Leftovers. That's good.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Um, okay, mm, and I do everything right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And I only lost 0.1.
Speaker 2Yeah, since yesterday Am I cutting that I don't know, do what you want. Yeah, we'll see. It's not a com, a column.
Speaker 1You want to finish that sentence.
Speaker 2Did you ask me if I want to finish the sentence?
Speaker 1Oh, it's not a com.
Speaker 2You want to finish Not yet? Okay, no, what the heck? Sorry, you're ruining it. I know what's ruining my life you are you are. No, it's not a relaxing vacation for him. Okay, what's so funny about that?
Speaker 1My hands are not attractive. Okay, they start off as good guys, but then they end up being bad guys.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2Am I keeping this? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. You do what you want.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll do, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa yeah, I'll go dog mode whoa, whoa, whoa. That's too far yeah pizza, pizza, pizza oh.
Speaker 2Um, what else? You know I was thinking about. You know some things like this. You know because I did this with the Shanghai movies, but it's not going to be as you know.
Speaker 1As many similarities no exactly, I don't.
Speaker 2I'm not that familiar as I am those movies.
Speaker 1Yeah, but Should we move on to the next movie? Yeah, I just want to say it's going to end up on the list.
Speaker 2Yeah, in just one week.
Speaker 1Better than you.
Speaker 2Yeah, better at golf.
Speaker 1I even tried showing my kids the first one. Did I tell you about that?
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Okay, we were sitting at the dinner table and made some kind of joke about oh, oh, no, Okay. Okay, I remember what happened. My daughter came up to me at the dinner table, of course or no, she didn't come up to me. Came up to me at the dinner table, of course, or no? She didn't come up to me. She was sitting at the dinner table and she was like we need to plan my birthday party right now Because I want a birthday party.
Speaker 2I was like okay, your birthday's in August. Yeah.
Speaker 1She's like we need to start planning now.
Speaker 2Right now.
Speaker 1She's like I want this, this, this and this and I want at least 10 people to show up. Okay, so we were trying to come up with 10 of her friends. She came up with most of the list but the last few. She wasn't very sure, so she came up with Leah Larson. Okay, Is going to be at her birthday party. She's going to send a letter yeah and ask what invite her?
Speaker 2what if she says yes?
Speaker 1that would be cool very cool she's welcome. Yeah, and we were trying to think of other people as well, and steve ganneman was brought up and no one knew who that was, so I was like we're stopping this now. Everyone up and Ab stood at the couch. Yeah, and we sat there and we started watching Setsukopsu Yesan, but we didn't finish it because they got bored.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I guess it's different nowadays. You know the kids are. I mean, I guess they want more. You know flasher movies to watch, did I? I think you did.
Speaker 1But yeah, they saw the beginning. Yeah, okay, at least, so that's good.
Speaker 2But I mean, it's not bad for them. No, no, it's not a movie that's going to ruin their lives.
Firefighting and Police Anecdotes
Speaker 1I did not for a second think that it was inappropriate for them.
Speaker 2No, he's not a baby. He sure sounds like one. He is a baby. Yeah, are you swearing over there?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Or are you reading?
Speaker 1Both. Sorry, I thought that I had, I didn't.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2It's you right, because I didn't feel it, it's me.
Speaker 1Let's move on to firefighting movies, movies. Firefighting stories, movies.
Speaker 2Movies.
Speaker 1Firefighting stories.
Speaker 2Okay, jackie, never made one of those.
Speaker 1No, he was supposed to, but he didn't.
Speaker 2He wanted to he always wanted to, but never did.
Speaker 1No, yeah, no, no, come back, don't. No, put it down. Okay, what Should you die on the job Like? Hmm, uh, let's see Wait.
Speaker 2Are there tips for I don't know, like uh.
Speaker 1I can find some.
Speaker 2If you die. This is how you do it. This is how you do after you die, I guess.
Speaker 1I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry, it's okay, I'm searching again. These are really long yeah okay, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna get through this one anyway okay, all right.
Speaker 1Crazy and scary stories firefighters okay in 2003, my crew were staged out on a cat lineup in northern washington just so you know. I don't know what a lot of these words mean near the canadian border. First night on the fire uh, showed up in time for night shift. Eyes on the green. I don't know what that means no fire activity to observe we sat on the berm. I don't know what that means no fire activity to observe we sat on the berm. I don't know what that is. Facing downhill.
Speaker 2I don't know where that is no.
Speaker 1To the west, with the ridge line above and behind us 50 feet spacing, just chilling out. Around midnight another crew leapfrogged us down the line to the north more toward where the fire was, a couple of drainages away. But the fire was asleep. Aww, Night-night fire, Night-night. And the crew casually passed us, disappearing over a rise and into the adjacent drainage. A few of them had chem sticks in their helmets. Most had their headlamps off as it was possible to see enough to walk.
Speaker 1About a half hour later, something caught my eye. Above my shoulder, to my right, Up on the ridge above us, there were some flickers of light which I first assumed to be chemsticks on hardhats simply because of their colors, but a few seconds later I noticed them more prominently and could make out where they were coming from. These were moving lights up near the ridge top, not on the ground but in the trees, and they were balls moving pretty rapidly among the treetop. They were similar colors to chemsticks, but they were changing colors, each of them moving from red to green, blue, lime and yellow, like the colors of plasma. Each one was a discrete sphere about the size of a soccer ball, and the way they moved was to swing and swirl around each other, and the tree branches which were mixed conifer and tall dick wow, they're trees okay um, this has nothing to do with fire.
Speaker 2Sorry, cut that okay, I don't know, it's just a bunch of lights.
Speaker 1I don't know. That has nothing to do with fires. I don't know what this guy was talking about no, no, no, what's important?
Speaker 2well, I did, I did have something, but uh, do you have a story?
Speaker 1I looked up some some oh okay, did you want to tell something?
Speaker 2did you want to tell something? Yeah?
Speaker 1is it a fire story or a police story?
Misunderstanding and Rambling
Speaker 2it's for like yeah, um, I got on, like, so, wait, um, okay, so, uh, I don't know this. I guess this is uh, um, it's not fire, but because it's more police, I guess Police, police, police, police, okay, okay. So critters, critters, critters.
Speaker 1I'm sorry that I misunderstood you. Oh yeah, you can get rid of everything.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I just I thought we.
Speaker 1I didn't know, I just I thought we were being specific. Yeah, oh, I just ran into your story, anything else.
Speaker 2I guess you read all the ones I had.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Hmm, sorry, anything? No, I don't know, I don't know, you don't know. No, do you? Do we have enough or do you want to do something else? Do you have um?
Speaker 1because, like I said, this was a procedure done hey. Speaking of the devil hey buddy, it's going to go as well with my papa. What? How did you say that? Um and papa for you and for dang, hold on.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm pausing, okay, so.
Speaker 1She gives me this look. Yeah, you were asking yeah. You no no, okay, I'm kidding. Uh, well, you were at 80. Hold on, support us, join our uh supporter group yeah, what's it called?
Speaker 2send us money. I'm gonna cut that you might cut, but that's what I want.
Speaker 1I'd be lying.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1Hold on, hold on, hold on Matthias. Okay, he's so bad. Okay, february Sorry, I'm really close now February, that makes it on the West Coast. It would be, never mind, I don't remember which way it goes.
Speaker 2I'm going to cut that.
Speaker 1Thank you Probably 12. Anyway,
