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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #113
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Friendship and Random Conversations
Speaker 2hello hello, hello, hello. Wow, it's such a big difference, okay, so hello, hello, hello, hello, hello hello you can put this on repeat for like hello, hello hello, hello hello hello, hello hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello hello but you want it to be like kind of yellow.
Speaker 1Hello.
Speaker 2Okay, we want it yellow. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Because then it's loud and clear yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, hello, hello, hello Hello.
Speaker 1Testing.
Speaker 2Testing, testing.
Speaker 1Are we testing?
Speaker 2I think so Okay, are we going to do that for like half an hour or so?
Speaker 1Hello, hello, hello, hello Hello.
Speaker 2We can do that for an hour or so we're good, how's the gain. Gain is straight up, straight up now all right good, it was a little bit to the side, oh, but now it's straight up now it's straight up you fixed up? No, is that what she sings?
Speaker 1Straight up. Now tell me, do you really want to love me? Oh, oh, oh, that one Just a hit and run.
Speaker 2Yeah, paula Abdul, it's straight up, right. Yeah, straight up. Now tell me it is Paula Abdul. Paula Bully Bumper. Yes, yeah, I think it's yeah yeah, who sings the song?
Speaker 1oh? She's in the dragon I believe so oh wow I don't know, I never got the job she.
Speaker 2She fell for her yeah we're desperate.
Speaker 1Yeah, we need to get money somehow.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Hmm, do-do-do-do-do. Now I have that song on my brain.
Speaker 1Okay, On me brain. So how exciting does a weight loss boot camp sound to you?
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1The work isn't fun, fun, but everything afterwards is supposed to be good right. Yeah, I'm a big bad loser you have a problem with hot beaches. Yes, yes, my goodness, okay. Words and animals no no, no, you're going too far.
Speaker 2Okay, I like to hug me some trees.
Speaker 1Have you ever hugged a tree?
Speaker 2I probably have, okay, because I have a lot of trees and I didn't have a lot of friends, no, and my mom was always angry and my dad was always working, so yeah, you needed someone to love you. Yeah, I needed a hug from someone.
Speaker 1Yeah, and that's why you don't like hugging, because I don't know, you can get splinters yeah. You can get splinters from hugging.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I've witnessed that firsthand.
Speaker 1I can't compete with a tree.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I'm not hard enough.
Speaker 2No, no, that's too bad. Yeah, so yeah, but let's apply for farming, I guess.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2We're not going to have jobs anyway, so have nothing else new as well. I'm going to tell my job coach that you know what, don't bother, I'm going to win farming.
Speaker 1Yeah, so that's going to hold me over for like three months, and then I'll figure something else out after that.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, and she's like good plan go for it, she's like next august 15th august 15th, I gained 13 kilos so when do you actually hit 13 if you're a kid? Well, x is about 16, okay okay, that's, but then again I was was he a heavy baby?
Speaker 1yeah, when he was born okay, so was I.
Speaker 2Um, yeah, no, uh, my 13 was that I got 13.
Speaker 1Are you making things up?
Speaker 2No, you're trying to think of what you got. I got a small shirt with the number 13 on it.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, is this true?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Do you have pictures?
Speaker 2Yes, all right.
Speaker 1I was still born with 13.
Speaker 2Yeah, but that was like almost two years after.
Speaker 1Uh-huh, why did you have a shirt with the number 13?
Speaker 2Because they thought I was an unlucky baby.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2They called me an accident.
Speaker 1I don't know why, but yeah, I don't know, I was also an accident. I feel, like a lot of people were accidents.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think Freya and Axel were the only ones who were actually planned.
Speaker 2Hmm, or Accidentally planned.
Speaker 1On my end at least.
Speaker 2Freya was Okay.
Speaker 1The other end was freaking out, okay, but Axel, both sides were on the same page.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Henrik was wanted, but unexpected. Oh, not a mistake, not an accident.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1A happy surprise. Yum, what's this?
Speaker 2What's what?
Speaker 1Oh, I get a YouTube notification, but it wasn't you no.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No, no, no.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 2No, okay, so no, my 9 plus 1, 91, that's 10.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2You have. This is 10.
Speaker 1That's 1.
Speaker 2That's 10. This is my 10. I put it right here. Okay, on your can. Then we have February. It right here. Okay, on your can. Then we have February. That's two, yeah, and then 21. And that's two and one, right, mm-hmm. And 20, like, two minus one makes three, uh-huh, plus 10. That's 13.
Speaker 1What about me? You Do my math.
Speaker 2You were born on the 13th. Okay, so 93, 12, and month is the 6th. 6 plus 1 is 7, minus 3 is 4. 13, 17. Okay, so your number is four Thirteen seventeen Okay. So your number is seventeen, hello. So that's why I was kind of gone for a while, because I was trying to, you know, get my thirteen.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And now I got there, so I'm happy.
Speaker 1You're happy Good.
Speaker 2I think I was born like at one in the afternoon.
Speaker 1Actually that's 13 I was born at like 4 30 in the afternoon.
Speaker 2That's six, it's half 17 yeah, half 17 half of 17 yeah, which is eight and a half.
Speaker 1I guess so yeah.
Speaker 2Hmm.
Speaker 1Not 13. No.
Speaker 2But it's okay. Do you have any ideas?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Oh good, I like it, do you? I don't.
Speaker 1Good, I like that Because my ideas are the worst. No, they're not no.
Speaker 2No, it was a joke.
Speaker 1You had a good idea last week, yeah it was okay. So shut up.
Speaker 2Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1Don't talk like that. Okay, so I'm going to take a quick nap, and then I'm going to start this.
Speaker 2No one hears what you're saying.
Speaker 1I'm going to take a nap. I'm going to take a nap. I'm going to take a nap.
Speaker 2Ow oh, oh Wee.
Speaker 1Oh Okay.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1Are we starting this then?
Speaker 2Yeah, you're the one speaking today.
Speaker 1I didn't shake it again.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, very bold of you, bold.
Speaker 1For not shaking it yeah.
Speaker 2I'm bald.
Speaker 1You're bald, I'm bold, bold Bowled.
Speaker 2Bowled.
Speaker 1Bold.
Speaker 2You're so bowled.
Speaker 1Bowled. Oh yeah, it's time to breathe. Okay, you said curious. I thought you were going to say, cute, i'm's time to breathe. Okay, you said curious. I thought you were going to say cute, I'm too cute to leave.
Speaker 2I'm too cute to leave.
Speaker 1That's right. You're not allowed to leave because, you're too cute, yeah Um.
Speaker 2Yeah, ghost, I don't know. I'm sure I had one, I don't remember which one it was now, I have a few of them around here. Yeah.
Speaker 1There's the cherry one and oh, there was a Warheads watermelon. Oh okay, well, I don't think I even have all of them. One, two, three, four, five, oh six. One, two, three, four, five, yeah.
Speaker 2Out of eight.
Speaker 1I guess two of them got thrown away.
Speaker 2Oh, too bad, but you know.
Speaker 1Or they're hiding. You got the majority of them yeah, yeah, no, I have a Pop-Tart box. I don't think there's anything in there.
Speaker 2Oh okay, oh well, nothing here, I guess. No, no, no, but I think it was. Yeah, they were cool.
Speaker 1I mean, I Do you mean like on the sides, or like inside and outside?
Speaker 2Well, it feels like you know the joint or what you know between. Okay, so there's where it hurts on this one.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2This one just hurts on the outside here, okay. So yeah, I was um doing some editing, that's it okay yeah uh, wednesday or thursday it's warm. Okay, in here too yeah, yeah also when doing spinning oh yeah, okay, yes, oh, you were so bored sleeping, not when we go to the states, though no, it'll be winter, yeah, I know, yeah, and they're becoming like less of a thing, unfortunately they're like dying off.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's, it's really sad, because it's so fun I'm not even sure if it's a thing in sweden I don't. I've never seen or heard of anything like that no, him and ole decides to go, or and hope you don't get balls in your mouth or something. Keep your mouth closed.
Speaker 1Anyway, what Anyway?
Speaker 2It's nothing dirty. No, if you thought that was dirty, it's your mind. Okay, I don't remember my last recording numbers. Do you remember yours Maybe?
Speaker 1Was it the 17th?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That's right. Okay, matthias. Yes, I bunked the table. Oh, yeah, that most people are too afraid to change.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, makes sense, I was doing so well, yeah, people are too afraid to change. Okay, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1I was doing so well.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Spider Invasion and Random Topics
Speaker 1And then I stumbled yeah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that's one, yeah, oh a spider, oh God, hi spider. You just climb right up there and make yourself at home. Yeah, it's nice and warm and comfy. No laying eggs, because that will be a problem why, because I have too much technology in here oh for baby spiders. I don't want baby spiders in my computers okay can you get rid of it sure?
Speaker 2where? Where do you want?
Speaker 1to just bring them outside outside.
Speaker 2Outside in the Like outside world.
Speaker 1Okay, sure, I'm gonna pause this, is that okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Oh, that was rough.
Speaker 2Where were we?
Speaker 1The burp was really gross.
Speaker 2Okay, yes.
Speaker 1Sorry.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I can't do this anymore, okay, bye-bye. Thank you for listening. Bye-bye. I can't do this anymore. I'm doing bad advice oh, okay, you're doing that it's supposed to sound like it's good, but it's really not okay, okay I'm not adding my explanation, I'm cutting that. It's supposed to be funny, oh yep, I'm doing right. Oh, my goodness Okay.
Speaker 2Did we get any comments or anything from last week when you checked?
Speaker 1No, no comments other than which ghosty drink was our favorite. Okay. I already answered that one you already answered.
Speaker 2Okay, I already answered that one you already answered.
Speaker 1Yeah, remember when we were saying which ghost drink was our favorite.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, yeah, okay, yes, in the beginning of the episode. Yes, oh, so that was a question, mm. Oh Okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 1But yeah, but yes.
Speaker 2We did answer that. And yeah, that's. We did answer that. And yeah, what, what? Yeah, so today we had snacks. I'm so we're not proud of ourselves. What I'm waiting for that Okay.
Speaker 1What you don waiting on you, okay, what.
Speaker 2You don't want to talk, or?
Speaker 1I don't have anything to say.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1You can't be upset that I don't have anything to say.
Speaker 2No, but I tried to like say something about we bought candy today and, but you don't want to. To say no, but I tried to like say something about we bought candy today and but you don't want to talk about that. I feel like this is not gonna be 40 minutes, right?
Speaker 1yeah, well, okay, sure on the dot or 39 minutes. Okay, at least that's the minimum now, right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Since that's the shortest one.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I think that's.
