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[Leftovers] #114
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The R. Button Conversation
Speaker 1The R. Button.
Speaker 2It's pushed.
Speaker 1R button Pushed. R button has been pushed.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Good yeah, I'm glad that we got that taken care of.
Speaker 2Yes, that was my foot.
Speaker 1I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Sorry for what.
Speaker 1Moving the curtain.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, what about your foot. No, I had my foot there.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sorry for needing you to move your foot.
Speaker 2I removed it Not entirely from my body Foot, from my leg, but I removed it from where it was.
Speaker 1On the floor. It's not on the floor anymore.
Speaker 2No, it's on a mat. Okay, a guy named Matt. Mattias, I'm a Matt. You can call me Matt if you want?
Speaker 1Okay, a guy named Matt.
Speaker 2Mattias, I'm Matt. You can call me Matt if you want to. Okay, I don't think you want to.
Speaker 1I don't know. It's just it's not the same. Would you want me to?
Speaker 2No, it's okay, Mattias is good.
Speaker 1Are you just saying that because? Of my reaction. Or would you actually want, you secretly want, me to call you Matt?
Speaker 2In school they called me Matte.
Speaker 1Oh, that's weird. They called you Math. Yeah, in school.
Speaker 2No Matte. What's the difference? That's the Swedish word for Math.
Speaker 1Yeah, so yeah, if you were in an English-speaking place, they would call you Math.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, I guess I guess it makes sense.
Speaker 2You're good at math, I'm okay, you're better than me okay, yeah, maybe what do you mean? Maybe you know that yeah, but I, I don't want to uh, be honest to to brag but you are good at math. You know I try to be humble.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I'm one of those people.
Speaker 1But you are good.
Speaker 2I'm good. Yeah, You're good.
Speaker 1Sure. No, yes, you are.
Speaker 2Well, when it comes to you know plus and minus, I'm okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1You are good, yes, okay. Do we need to pull out the episode where we give compliments? Uh, yeah, okay. Do we need to pull out the episode where?
Speaker 2we give compliments, yeah.
Speaker 1You need to give it to yourself. You're good at math.
Speaker 2Okay, yes, yes, I am good at math, good yes.
Speaker 1I wish I remembered that script now you are nice.
Speaker 2You are good at English. Thank you, You're welcome and say yes, I am.
Speaker 1Yes, I am, yes, I am. I am Good Most of the time.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're better than me.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2I think so.
Speaker 1Well.
Speaker 2Are you trying to be humble? Maybe, you gave me a hard time about me.
Speaker 1My humbleness, my humbleness, humbleness, humbleness, my humbleness, humbleness, humbleness, humbleness yes, okay, so, um, yeah, you do know what, what we're gonna do today?
Speaker 2yeah, I need this phone to charge. Yeah, okay, that's what we're doing today.
Speaker 1We are waiting for the phone to charge. Yeah, is the subject for today. Yeah, yeah, if we could get started, that would be cool.
Speaker 2Okay, you want to get started now?
Speaker 1Uh the the.
Speaker 2The. The day was a long and, wow, we're really good at this.
Speaker 1First thing that comes to your head.
Speaker 2Um, it doesn't make sense, but shh oh yes.
Speaker 1Uh Roland.
Speaker 2Roland, roland Roland.
Speaker 1Roland to Roland.
Speaker 2That's me, that's you. Part of me.
Speaker 1It's a part of me. I'm going to this part of you.
Speaker 2Yeah, the Roland part of me, the Roland part of me, oh, oh well.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No, I was going to say it was the middle part of me, but it's not. Stig is the middle part of me you know, roland is the end part of me all right okay that's not too handsome um, yeah, that's true, but uh, so the roland is towards the end. Yeah, yeah, okay, glad we cleared that out yes.
Speaker 2And this time it's my turn to speak. Yes, To introduce us. Hello. And some people would say this is like one of the best parts. Some people would say that this is one of the best. It doesn't stop, does it, no? And some people would say that this is the best part.
Speaker 1I have to Now. I have to go.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, bye. And some people would say that this is one of yeah, lauren left and I'm here all by my, all by myself.
No Friend Blues - Podcast Banter
Speaker 3Don't wanna be all by myself anymore. All by myself. Don't wanna be all by myself anymore. All by myself, I don't wanna be all. She loved me again. Lonely I'm Mr Lonely I got nobody to call my own. Ooh lonely I'm Mr Lonely, I got nobody to call my own. Lonely I am so lonely I got nobody to call my own. To call my own. Lonely I am so lonely I got nobody to call my own. Ooh, lonely I am so lonely I am so lonely I got nobody to call my own. Ooh, lonely I'm Mr Lonely. I got nobody to call my friend Because he left. Lonely I am so lonely I got nobody to call my friend. To call my friend. Ooh, lonely I am so lonely I got nobody to call my friend. Lonely I am so lonely.
Speaker 1There, you know it. What's your man? Only I am, so you know the weapon man.
Speaker 3I got nobody. I'm right here To call my friend oh.
Speaker 1What that's mean.
Speaker 2Well, what about me? You weren't here.
Speaker 1But I am now.
Speaker 2Okay, I take that back then, okay.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, do you want to now? Okay, I take that back then.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, okay Do you want to Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1Do you want to try this again?
Speaker 2I try.
Speaker 1Take it from the top, I did the.
Speaker 2thing.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah so.
Speaker 1I don't know what you said.
Speaker 2I said that Welcome to, and you said my name is not understandable. No, well, I said the thing you know, and then I said some people say this is like the best podcast and stuff like that.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then what? Um, so I okay, oh, yeah. I okay, oh, yeah, do you want to take a dip? Yeah, yes, I will, but I just remember that I should speak up more.
Speaker 1You should.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1I dropped my phone.
Speaker 2It's not that one.
Speaker 1No, I might have left it in the bath.
Speaker 2Bye, maybe I might have left it in the bathroom. Bye baby, bye baby, I'm back, hello. Hi All right, I have a friend again. Good eh, what I just hummed was my new song called no Friend Blues.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Did you hear that?
Speaker 1I did, I felt it in my head oh.
Speaker 2I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Still.
Speaker 2Still.
Speaker 1Friday yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, so it's still January, january To.
Speaker 1Cameroon, yeah, cambodia.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1Yes to the border.
Speaker 2You know, Attached. Yeah, attached, and yeah, he is attached, of the people to the people.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2And it ends fairly well.
Speaker 1Are you giving away the ending?
Speaker 2I'm sorry. No, I'm going to cut that.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2It ends. I'm not going to cut that. Okay it ends. I'm not going to say how it ends. So this movie is a sequel and a prequel to the Stiegelmer movies. Are you surprised again?
Speaker 1Your voice keeps dipping down.
Speaker 2Oh, how Was that good that's good.
Speaker 1Oh, how Is it? Was that?
Speaker 2good, that's good, okay, and.
Speaker 1Well, when you get comfortable, your voice dips down.
Speaker 3Yeah, down here. Yeah, it's sexy.
Speaker 1It is sexy, but not everyone needs to be turned on by your voice.
Speaker 2Okay, well, I'm doing the editing, so I need some ear candy for myself.
Speaker 1You've got your singing right, Yep.
Speaker 2Okay, so I told you that this is a sequel and a prequel to the other Stig Helmer movies, sven Melander from the first movie, the Ratta Ratta guy.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2The.
Speaker 1I need to get to the end there, okay.
Speaker 2The last stand, the last.
Speaker 1Um, yeah.
Speaker 2Of the franchise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, you want to do some editing Okay. No, no, you want to do some editing, okay, no, no, what is it called in your?
Speaker 2neck, in English Dubbelhaka. We say in Swedish yeah, is it double chin?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1What the heck? Why can't I log in? Did you change the password? No, yeah, I haven't even oh, I had the wrong email okay okay, it was instagram.
Speaker 2I thought it was well, I, I'm gonna cut this out, uh something.
Speaker 1Your sounds are kink what.
Speaker 2Uh, this um.
Speaker 1Can I have my segment? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay. So what Do you get? Good answers Google I want porn. No, not that kind. Okay, that's good enough. That's my search history.
Speaker 1Why are you telling Google this?
Speaker 2I don't know. To encourage Google. Am I cutting that Okay?
Speaker 1You're not participating. No.
Speaker 2Okay. Well, whenever I use OpenAI, I'm just searching for songs to use for future videos. Okay, whenever I use OpenAI, I search, not better.
Speaker 1Not better, not better.
Speaker 2Really.
Speaker 1I asked for Google search, not.
Speaker 2OpenEyes. Oh, but wasn't that OpenEyes?
Speaker 1Yeah, and then I changed to Google Okay.
Search Engine History Conversations
Speaker 2Oh, anyway. Well, I don't know what I'm searching. It's probably just actors and celebrities I Google and celebrities I Google, like today. For instance, there was a Swedish TV host in the 90s and I saw on the news feed Google. It looked like it was a title, rubrik, headline. It looked like it was like a not title, rubric Headline, headline, that kind of implied that he had died. So I searched him up and it turns out he died.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, okay.
Speaker 2So now I know that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's my latest, I think.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Great story right.
Speaker 1Mm.
Speaker 2What Are you sad?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Why are you so dramatic?
Speaker 1Because I thought I was doing something fun and you didn't want to participate.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, now, that works better when you can get the glasses off.
Speaker 1Yeah, easier than that. It didn't work out for you no.
Speaker 2But do you want me to participate?
Speaker 1I usually like it when you participate.
Speaker 2Wait, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 1Check my Look. I go into Google, you just click there and you have your history.
Speaker 2Yeah, you don't have to tell me.
Speaker 1But you add no.
Speaker 2I asked what you wanted me to history. Yeah, you don't have to tell me, will you add? No, I asked what you wanted me to do. Yeah, so the guy I was talking about.
Speaker 1Uh, alright.
Speaker 2Alrighty, then.
Speaker 1Just take out all of the noises here.
Speaker 2Future, mattias, as I am searching, you just take away the noises so future matthias, just text, lauren, yes or no, if you take the noises out or not why are you dumb?
Speaker 1also answer the question. Why are you?
Speaker 2dumb okay and don't give an explanation or anything, just text yes or no and why you are dumb.
Speaker 1Yeah, if you are, you are definitely Okay. Or Hallonsoda, but Raspberry soda.
Speaker 2Yeah, occupation. I want to think of something fun which one me me. Yeah, you're the one with readings.
Speaker 1Uh, you decide you're writing you have the magic pen return. You don't hear how that sounds.
Speaker 2I do.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2That was kind of the joke.
Speaker 1It didn't seem like you were joking.
Speaker 2Oh, okay. I really thought that it was just me, but oh no, no, I knew how it sounded before I sent the.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2And it made me chuckle, so I sent it and Acted like you didn't get it, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, things are making me dumb.
Speaker 2It's okay, ritoran, you're not. No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, lauren, or Loris.
Speaker 1My name is Lauren.
Speaker 2Okay, did I make you sad?
Speaker 1No, I didn't like it.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm sorry, it's okay, the retarded person. Oh my god, stop Excuse me. Oh, I love that movie.
