#114: Trust Your Internet

In which Lauren & Mattias read some of reddits best worst advice. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss several various topics such as blueberry semlas and nostril massages.

Content:

• Opening
  • Word game
• Weekly check in
  • Blueberry semla
  • Weight update
• Movie on!
  • Tears of the Sun
  • The Stig Helmer Story
• Intermission
• Listener comments
• Bad advice from reddit
• Lauren's recent questions to open eyes
• Google search history
• Mad libs
  • Live Mad Libs! February 8, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast
• What's ruining our lives
• Wrap up

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:06

In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost.

Speaker 2 0:15

Do you have something to say? You know Do you have a warm-up.

Speaker 1 0:18

Warm-up? Not really. We're just, you know, talking. Do you want to say something Warm-uppy?

Speaker 2 0:25

I want to say something. Warm up. I want to say that, oh, remember that word game where we went back and forth with a word to like continue a sentence okay when we formed a sentence yeah, and forth. We should do that okay, because it's funny.

Speaker 1 0:42

Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, we can do that sometime we could At some point.

Speaker 2 0:47

Maybe we could do that. Yeah, it was just an idea, I don't know. Yeah, we can do that, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 0:53

Am I starting or are you?

Speaker 2 0:54

starting. Yeah, start with the word. The Day.

Speaker 1 0:57

Was.

Speaker 2 0:58

A.

Speaker 1 0:58

Long.

Speaker 2 1:07

And and Cold Day, with Lots Of Clouds and Rain that Made Several Bugs Crash Into.

Speaker 1 1:20

Bikers.

Speaker 2 1:21

They.

Speaker 1 1:21

Did.

Speaker 2 1:22

Not Really Like that Very Much Um Bikers. They Did.

Speaker 1 1:23

Not Really.

Speaker 2 1:24

Like that Very Much.

Speaker 1 1:29

Of.

Speaker 2 1:29

Also.

Speaker 1 1:30

The.

Speaker 2 1:31

Road.

Speaker 1 1:32

Was Wet Because.

Speaker 2 1:34

Of the Blood? I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:39

That.

Speaker 2 1:40

Was Gushing Out.

Speaker 1 1:43

Of the B bikers.

Speaker 2 1:48

Oh no, all right. Okay, should we start this.

Speaker 1 1:52

Okay, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 1:54

Let's get this rolling.

Speaker 1 1:56

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:56

Rolling.

Speaker 1 1:57

Rolling, rolling, rolling I'm rolling.

Speaker 2 2:01

Let's start this.

Speaker 1 2:02

Okay, let's start this.

Speaker 2 2:03

You have to do the.

Speaker 1 2:05

Yeah.

Speaker 2 2:07

Cheers.

Speaker 1 2:08

Cheers, hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matias.

Speaker 2 2:15

I'm Lauren.

Speaker 1 2:15

We're going to be your besties for an hour or so. What did I forget?

Speaker 2 2:20

No, that's it, that's right.

Speaker 1 2:22

And some people would say that this is one of the best podcasts in the world. How are you? I'm good, good. How are you? I'm also good.

Speaker 2 2:31

I'm very excited to be here. Yeah, I have fun things for us today. Okay good, okay, so we need to start this off by telling the people what we did on Saturday.

Speaker 1 2:42

Okay, we went to the gym.

Speaker 2 2:44

We did go to the gym and then we brought. Well, my oldest went to the gym with us.

Speaker 1 2:50

Yes.

Speaker 2 2:51

And we did fairly well I think, yeah, we kind of gave up, we were really tired. Oh yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 2:57

Yeah, that's true, but until then we did fairly well.

Speaker 2 3:01

Yeah, and then we brought my oldest back home and we snuck off to Fika.

Speaker 1 3:08

Yeah, we had Fika.

Speaker 2 3:10

We didn't just have Fika.

Speaker 1 3:11

No.

Speaker 2 3:12

We had a semla.

Speaker 1 3:14

Yes, and not just any semla.

Speaker 2 3:17

No, the thing is is that I think since last year, we've been trying as many different kinds of semlas as possible, yes, Find the best semla ever, and I think we found it so far. Yep, this one was blueberry.

Speaker 1 3:37

Blueberry.

Speaker 2 3:38

It had blueberry whipped cream or something. Yeah, it was Some kind of cream and vanilla cream as well, and it was amazing yeah so good yeah so, so good.

Speaker 1 3:53

It was the best ones ever hands down so far on semla day. I think I'm going to try the chocolate one again okay, I might even bake my own bread okay, yes, the one you did, right, the one you did yeah, with the chocolate pudding and the chocolate with cream, and now with chocolate bread. Oh, there were chocolate chips too oh yeah, and chocolate sauce, yeah, yeah so. So that's gonna be all chocolate that's for next month. Yeah, I think so, we don't remember which day it was. I know.

Speaker 2 4:29

Okay, we'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 4:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 4:31

Anyway, you also tried the weird soda.

Speaker 1 4:36

Oh yes, I did, it was gingerbread soda.

Speaker 2 4:41

It was a candy soda. Yeah, it was weird.

Speaker 1 4:44

Flavor of gingerbread. I guess that it was a candy soda. Yeah, it was weird. Flavor of gingerbread. I guess that.

Speaker 2 4:48

It was not that great.

Speaker 1 4:49

No, it was, I mean it was okay at first. Yeah, but it got worse. And then the aftertaste was awful. It got worse with every sip.

Speaker 2 4:56

Yeah, it did. It was not good, no.

Speaker 1 4:59

No, not gonna have that again.

Speaker 2 5:01

No, oh yeah, I had a pretty chill day after that, okay. I pretty much chilled on the couch with the bag of candy that I had from Friday.

Speaker 1 5:13

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 5:16

And I hung out with Sick Child. We were just hanging out watching TV. We took turns, picking what we wanted to watch.

Speaker 1 5:22

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:22

I even took a nap. Okay, it was nice.

Speaker 1 5:23

Yeah, and my life partner nap. Okay, it was nice yeah.

Speaker 2 5:25

And my life partner went to a friend's house. So yeah, I hung out with sick child for the evening. It was nice.

Speaker 1 5:33

Yeah, and I stayed home.

Speaker 2 5:35

And then on Sunday.

Speaker 1 5:36

What even happens on Sundays.

Speaker 2 5:39

I know that I looked at a house on Sunday.

Speaker 1 5:43

Ah, that's what happens on Sundays. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 5:47

I mean it was cute and everything, but it had some issues, so we're not going to get the house.

Speaker 1 5:53

No.

Speaker 2 5:54

No, my oldest. He keeps saying you look at all these houses and you never get anything. I was like yep, looking for the right one.

Speaker 1 6:03

Yeah, missed the right one. Yeah, miss the right house.

Speaker 2 6:06

But when I got back, my oldest was watching Sick Child while we were looking at the house, and when we got back they were making waffles. Oh, so that's cool.

Speaker 1 6:17

Yeah.

Speaker 2 6:18

Yeah, he said Sick Child wanted waffles, so I made waffles. I'm like, all right, go ahead and make waffles yeah, I'm not fighting you, no you're free to make waffles. Yeah, that was pretty much my sunday yeah other than grocery shopping and stuff.

Speaker 1 6:34

I don't think I did much. I think I wanted to edit a video but I didn't, and that's my life. Monday.

Speaker 2 6:45

Monday was a day.

Speaker 1 6:48

It was.

Speaker 2 6:48

The evening didn't go so well for me, though. Okay, no, because my daughter had a really bad headache and we were going to bed.

Speaker 1 6:58

Yes.

Speaker 2 6:58

And she has a bunk bed.

Speaker 1 7:02

Yeah.

Speaker 2 7:02

So it's higher up off the ground and she sleeps in the top, and I heard from my bed I guess we're not that far away, but there's a few walls in between. I heard water splashing on the ground and then she started crying. I was like, oh no, no, she threw up from her headache.

Speaker 1 7:25

Yeah, she didn't have a bucket of water.

Speaker 2 7:28

No, no, and she didn't dump a water bottle or anything, but it was everywhere on the floor and I got to clean that up and that's fun.

Speaker 1 7:38

Yeah, you don't want to do that, no.

Speaker 2 7:40

I don't like doing that.

Speaker 1 7:41

No.

Speaker 2 7:42

But as a mom, it's my job.

Speaker 1 7:44

You kind of have to.

Speaker 2 7:45

Yeah, so I got to stay home on Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah, good for you, yeah, I hung out with my daughter, who was feeling better because it was just from a headache.

Speaker 1 7:56

Yeah, she wasn't actually sick.

Speaker 2 7:57

No, okay, so we hung out for the day.

Speaker 1 7:59

Yeah, and. And I went to a bigger city and I had a meeting with a job coach. Yeah and yeah, because I'm going to get fired from our workplace. So they provided me this job coach that I can see and talk to about looking for a new job.

Speaker 2 8:28

Yeah.

Speaker 1 8:28

That's good, yeah, and I got to have some time off from work paid yeah.

Speaker 2 8:37

I also got a job coach and I had a meeting the same day but it was on the computer.

Speaker 1 8:42

You're a more tech savvy person than I am I guess.

Speaker 2 8:45

So yeah, but that's cool yeah, we went to the gym on wednesday yes, we did like 15 minutes neither of us were up for it.

Speaker 1 8:56

no, not really so tired, we just uh biked 15 minutes and then we left.

Speaker 2 9:02

Yeah, yesterday was Thursday.

Speaker 1 9:05

Yeah, I don't think anything happened to me, not a single thing happened to me yesterday. No, Nothing happened to me, with me or at me or anything I went spinning and you biked at the same time at home. Yeah, that's true, I did so, we did that. Yeah, today's.

Speaker 2 9:25

Friday. I did so. We did that. Yeah, today's Friday.

Speaker 1 9:26

True.

Speaker 2 9:27

It's January 31st.

Speaker 1 9:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 9:30

It is the last day of January.

Speaker 1 9:32

Yeah, January.

Speaker 2 9:34

Should we do a weight update?

Speaker 1 9:36

Okay.

Speaker 2 9:37

How about we don't? Yeah, I'm fine with that. Fine, oh, go ahead and brag.

Speaker 1 9:44

Brag.

Speaker 2 9:45

Brag.

Speaker 1 9:46

Okay, I gained weight this week.

Speaker 2 9:48

Oh yeah, how much did you gain?

Speaker 1 9:51

Point one.

Dark and Sad Movie Reviews

Speaker 2 9:52

I gained one whole kilo. Oh, I blame the Sam law, but it was so good, it was worth it yeah. And we watched movies.

Speaker 1 10:02

We did.

Speaker 2 10:03

Would you like to move me on?

Speaker 1 10:04

Let's move on.

Speaker 2 10:05

Okay, today we watched Tears of the Sun, yes, and the Stieg Helmer story, yeah, right.

Speaker 1 10:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2 10:17

Okay, I need a sip of my tea before we get into this.

Speaker 1 10:20

Okay, I'm also going to sip, all right, yeah.

Speaker 2 10:23

Tears of the Sun. This is a movie with Bruce Willis. I watched the whole movie.

Speaker 1 10:30

You did.

Speaker 2 10:31

I did. I was into it, not in a good way.

Speaker 1 10:34

Oh.

Speaker 2 10:35

I was sucked into this movie. It was dark, literally. I mean like the colors were dark, like black and green. Yeah and yeah, bruce Willis is in the military.

Speaker 1 10:48

Yeah.

Speaker 2 10:49

And he's sent off on a special mission to get a doctor, a priest and two nuns from Africa.

Speaker 1 10:58

Yeah.

Speaker 2 10:59

And bring them where, where they could.

Speaker 1 11:02

To like a safe zone, I guess.

Speaker 2 11:04

Yeah, because there was mass genocide, yeah, wherever they were, and these people were important and the doctor said I'm not leaving without my people. So she gathered a whole bunch of people. Bruce Willis was like okay, and they had to walk to the border.

Speaker 1 11:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:25

That was this movie. It was dark and it was sad. Yeah, it was really sad and dark.

Speaker 1 11:34

Yeah and sad.

Speaker 2 11:36

It was also sad, mm-hmm. Yeah, lots of dead people.

Speaker 1 11:42

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 11:43

And torture and a lot of really, really mean people died Towards these other people who I don't know. They're just doing their thing. They're living their lives. They're not trying to hurt anyone.

Speaker 1 11:56

No.

Speaker 2 11:58

It was awful Movie was sad. I don't want to watch it again.

Speaker 1 12:02

No.

Speaker 2 12:03

And that's how I feel.

Speaker 1 12:04

Okay, bruce Willis' character he's in the beginning. He's like this strict guy who just want to do the the mission that he has, because he didn't even want to take the people that the doctor wanted. But uh, you know, as the movie goes on he gets more attached to the people what do you think about the movie?

Speaker 1 12:29

I I do like this movie. It is sad and all, but I think it's still a good movie and I really like the director to this movie, antoine Fuqua, and he's done several good movies in my opinion, and yeah but you look surprised or something, what, what?

Speaker 2 12:54

you made other movies you make good movies.

Speaker 1 12:57

No I don't believe that, um no. So I really like, uh, his style of movies and I mean, yeah, it was good cinematically yeah, but you didn't like it looked good.

Speaker 2 13:12

You didn't like the movie I didn't like what I saw, I mean the.

Speaker 1 13:17

The movie was well made yeah the story was really sad yeah, okay, and you didn't like that.

Speaker 2 13:23

It was sad right okay I'm not a huge fan of torture no, okay because it either okay, so it's sad, or it just grosses me out.

Speaker 1 13:32

Okay, so I guess I have to rethink your birthday gift for this year?

Speaker 2 13:39

Is it a torture set? Torture kit.

Speaker 1 13:43

Yeah, oh, wow, I got some time to think about that. Anyhow, this movie. It also reminded me of the fourth Rambo movie because it has a similar storyline to that in a way. But yeah, I do like this movie.

Speaker 2 14:06

Okay, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 14:08

Yeah, so in my opinion it was good, In your opinion it was sad.

Speaker 2 14:13

In your opinion. It was sad, right? That sums it up, yeah.

A Movie Review and Bad Advice

Speaker 1 14:17

And let's move on to the Stieg Helmer story. This movie is a sequel and a prequel to the Stieg Helmer movies, and this is the last one. That's kind of sad. It's a little sad yeah, I mean, in a way the movie is also kind of kind of sad, sad, sad. The story of this movie is about old stig helmer, the norwegian guy. Uh, his life story from when he he's born and and up, you know, to his 20s maybe maybe something like that.

Speaker 1 15:01

And, um, it is about him having a crush and a girlfriend, kind of at a young age, and it maybe did not work out that well between them. I won't spoil what happened, but, um, yeah, and also a train, a toy train. So and then, uh, ole is playing like a detective and wants to find this girl and or lady and the toy train.

Speaker 2 15:39

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 15:40

That's what the story is about. What did you think of this movie?

Speaker 2 15:45

I did enjoy this movie. I am not sure I'd seen it before. I was pretty sure that I had, but I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 15:58

Okay.

Speaker 2 15:59

So it was fun to watch this movie.

Speaker 1 16:01

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:02

And the back and forth between past DK and present.

Speaker 1 16:09

Yeah, I have to say I liked the younger actor.

Speaker 2 16:12

He was really good good, yeah, he was very similar.

Speaker 1 16:17

Yeah, yeah so it was, uh, really good. What kind of took me out was the, you know, like the girl's dad, for example. Okay, when they went to visit him and he's like older than them, but the actor is actually younger than them and that was not convincing at all. I would rather have preferred to them actually finding an older guy, even though he looked different. It would have made more sense to have an older actor play that part, because I it still feels like the, the actor, the younger actor. He is still younger, you know. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 17:13

Yeah, I mean uh, you can still tell he's younger than them, but he's playing older.

Speaker 2 17:21

Right, and uh, it would have been better just to go with an older guy. Yeah, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 1 17:26

Cause, uh, in his delivery he still seemed kind of young. That's delivery, he still seemed kind of young. That's just a nitpick, but still. And yeah, it was fun to see sven melanda from the first movie the rata rata guy, yeah, yeah it was a good movie though yeah, I did like it. I did too. Yeah, I think I would put this a little higher than the fifth movie Last Weeks.

Speaker 2 17:56

Okay.

Speaker 1 17:57

That's probably my low point, lowest of the franchise.

Speaker 2 18:03

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 18:04

So that's it. What would you say about like taking a break right now?

Speaker 2 18:09

Do you want to take a break?

Speaker 1 18:10

That was the question I had.

Speaker 2 18:12

Okay. Let's take a break, then All we'll be right back. Yeah, right, bye hello welcome back hi, we're back, we yeah.

Speaker 1 18:32

And I'm scratching my double chin.

Speaker 2 18:37

Neck.

Speaker 1 18:38

My double neck.

Speaker 2 18:39

Yeah, yeah. So what are you going to do about it?

Speaker 1 18:42

I tried to lose it oh.

Speaker 2 18:45

I'm trying Do better.

Speaker 1 18:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2 18:48

All right, we're back.

Speaker 1 18:50

We are.

Speaker 2 18:50

And we have some things.

Speaker 1 18:52

To talk about.

Speaker 2 18:53

To talk about. To talk about, first of all, comments. I need to bring up some comments, please do so last week I asked people to text us.

Speaker 1 19:03

Yeah.

Speaker 2 19:04

I did get a text, oh Okay.

Speaker 1 19:06

Exciting.

Speaker 2 19:07

Yeah, so we got a text from.

Speaker 1 19:13

Kenny Loggins.

Speaker 2 19:15

Kenny Lenny.

Speaker 1 19:16

Yeah, the login guy.

Speaker 2 19:18

Yeah, wow, we got a text from Ah Heather.

Speaker 1 19:26

Wow.

Speaker 2 19:27

Yeah.

Speaker 1 19:28

Is that a new listener or no?

Speaker 2 19:30

No okay. She says I called bunk on all this advice. I've been doing all these things for years and I'm still not successful. Oh, okay, and this is referring to our last episode, when we were giving some very, very good advice.

Speaker 1 19:47

Yeah, Helpful advice.

Speaker 2 19:49

Very helpful, but then I decided to take it a step further and ask Instagram for bad advice. Yeah, okay, okay, so Instagram. I got a comment from Heather.

Speaker 1 20:04

Oh, is that a new listener? No, okay.

Speaker 2 20:07

She says give Gizmo a bath. Is her bad advice?

Speaker 1 20:11

Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a good bad advice.

Speaker 2 20:16

It was good. And then I asked Reddit for bad advice. Okay, and oh my goodness, I got so many responses it's going to take up the entire second half.

Speaker 1 20:29

Okay.

Speaker 2 20:30

So I would like to read all of them for you, okay. So I would like to read all of them for you, okay. So my question was what bad advice do you have? And this is from the people on Reddit, okay, interesting names on here, so I'm going to read their usernames yeah. And then their comment Okay, okay. G graceful says Okay. Ggracefull says always trust a fart.

Speaker 1 20:53

Yeah, why not? I don't know, but I feel like that's the most trustworthy about me.

Speaker 2 21:02

Is that you can fart.

Speaker 1 21:04

It's my farts. You know, when you hear me fart, you know I'm not lying.

Speaker 2 21:10

You're not faking it.

Speaker 1 21:11

I'm not faking.

Speaker 2 21:19

No, all right, that's good. Legion 2024 says don't use protection ah, I've already done that. I'm already successful in life at least three times I haven't used protection. The rest of the times I don't't know. Nothing happened. I guess there's no proof. Jay White 1990, says just do it. That's what I did.

Speaker 1 21:40

At least three times. At least three times.

Speaker 2 21:47

That's bad advice. Just go for it.

Speaker 1 21:50

Yeah, just do it, do better.

Speaker 2 21:52

Do better.

Speaker 1 21:57

Jen's cool with BDSM. Good for you. Yeah, sounds like this is gonna be a good one this is a good one.

Speaker 2 22:02

You shouldn't save anything for retirement, as it's not worth it. I mean, you're gonna die anyway you might not even make it to retirement exactly so I mean, why would you even?

Speaker 1 22:12

bother. That's going to be a waste.

Speaker 2 22:14

Yeah, and then all that money goes towards, like other people.

Speaker 1 22:20

Yeah, no that you don't care about.

Speaker 2 22:23

No, exactly, I'd like to keep my money.

Speaker 1 22:26

Yeah.

Speaker 2 22:27

Son, bear him on. I might be saying that wrong. It could also be sun be a rhyme on yep uh says let strangers on the internet weigh in on your real life relationships.

Speaker 1 22:46

Yeah, because they know yeah, that's why I don't have a relationship.

Speaker 2 22:52

They know everything about you and your partner and they know best.

Speaker 1 23:00

Yeah, of course. So trust your, your internet.

Speaker 2 23:03

Trust your internet. Yeah, harshoo says start it without a plan. Yeah, just wing it, that's what I do. Yeah, yeah, look at me I'm doing great. Yeah, e, just wing it, that's what I do.

Speaker 1 23:12

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 23:13

Look at me, I'm doing great. Yeah, air Rexa. Air W Rexa.

Speaker 1 23:21

Okay.

Speaker 2 23:21

Says always worry about what people think of you and your choices.

Speaker 1 23:27

Mm.

Speaker 2 23:27

Yes.

Speaker 1 23:28

Yes, I do that too.

Speaker 2 23:29

Always be concerned about what other people are thinking. Yeah, I'm really good at that. No, you cannot speak.

Speaker 1 23:35

No, we need to hear you, sip.

Speaker 2 23:40

It's important what?

Speaker 1 23:42

When are we going to come to the bad advices? I don't know. No, okay.

Speaker 2 23:47

Maybe this advertisement Comment it's in Swedish.

Speaker 1 23:52

Oh.

Speaker 2 23:52

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 23:56

Nope, skipping that one.

Speaker 2 23:56

No I can't I don't know. Majestic pair 3851 says take out that student loan, you're guaranteed to make it back and the interest and terms won't have you living like an indentured servant. Someone sounds angry.

Speaker 1 24:12

Someone effed up.

Speaker 2 24:14

Yeah, I guess, so I don't think they took out the student loan. Then we're gonna win, says Do it. No one will ever know.

Speaker 1 24:27

Okay, but I mean, that's not always true. No, if you get caught Like your three At, you're three.

Speaker 2 24:34

At least you might get caught at least three times.

Speaker 1 24:38

Yeah.

Speaker 2 24:42

Do it. No one will ever know. I would know. Yeah, the other person would know too.

Speaker 1 24:47

But you're no one, I guess.

Speaker 2 24:49

I am no one. Cryptid Social Anxiety says date your co-workers, It'll be fine.

Speaker 1 24:56

Yeah.

Speaker 2 24:57

Well, that's how I found my life partner, so sometimes it actually works out.

Speaker 1 25:02

Okay, yeah, that's true. I don't know much about that because my internet told me to do that and it didn't end well, aww.

Speaker 2 25:16

Russian Spy 750 says you are only 30 blackjack games away from being a billionaire. You gotta hit that statistical anomaly. So you have to gamble and then you will get rich.

Speaker 1 25:29

Yeah, true.

Speaker 2 25:29

That's the best way to make money. You have to gamble, yeah, and then you will get rich.

Speaker 1 25:32

Yeah, true.

Speaker 2 25:33

That's the best way to make money. So since you're losing your job, it is probably best to start gambling now.

Speaker 1 25:42

Yeah.

Speaker 2 25:43

And make a living off of that.

Speaker 1 25:45

Yeah, gamble the money I got away Right, or I mean it's going to, it's coming back eventually. Yeah, it will Right, or I mean it's gonna, it's coming back eventually.

Speaker 2 25:53

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 25:54

It will.

Speaker 2 25:55

Yeah, jumpyturnit4340 says Don't ease into things, just dive right into it. Yeah, which is what I do. Oh my gosh, that is so me yeah. I mean, if you're gonna go for something, just jump right in. Mm-hmm don't take it easy no, maybe that's good is it good? Yeah, yeah, I think it's good yeah, I think so decent stuff. 56, 23 says See bedroom M V S D O trocco.

Speaker 1 26:26

That makes sense, yeah, but I kind of disagree actually.

Speaker 2 26:31

Really.

Speaker 1 26:31

Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 26:33

Specifically tell me why you disagree.

Speaker 1 26:37

Because I rather zumulassi holdabasom instead. Is that Finnish Yep? That's a character's name.

Speaker 2 26:46

Pukuliaki. Yeah, that finish. Uh, yep, that's a character's name. Hookalyaki uh, I think my cat is evil.

Speaker 1 26:52

That's the name oh, okay that's not bad advice no, I got some bad advice for you. I think my cat is evil. Yeah, that's bad advice.

Speaker 2 27:08

They say have as many babies as you can while you're still a teen, preferably before graduating. Just get it out of the way early so you can enjoy the rest of your life.

Speaker 1 27:18

I feel like this is more directed towards you than me.

Speaker 2 27:22

I think, yeah, you didn't have any babies as a teenager.

Speaker 1 27:25

No.

Speaker 2 27:27

No, okay, Well, I mean my oldest was born when I was 18.

Speaker 1 27:33

I did most of my teenage years without having babies. You were 18.

Speaker 2 27:39

I was a teenager. Yes, I didn't have all of my babies when I was a teenager.

Speaker 1 27:44

No, just a third of them.

Speaker 2 27:48

One third. Yes, I was a teenager, no just a third of them One third. Yes, Just a turd. He is a turd, yeah.

Speaker 1 27:55

I'm gonna cut that. It's a big fat turd. I'm gonna keep that?

Speaker 2 27:58

Oh, that was it.

Speaker 1 28:00

Okay.

Speaker 2 28:00

Yeah, that was all of them. Oh, I want to thank Reddit for all of the really good bad advice. Yeah, I enjoyed for all of the really good bad advice. Yeah, I enjoyed reading all of these. It was really funny.

Random Google Searches and Mad Libs

Speaker 1 28:10

You know what? Maybe we should use Reddit more we should. See if we can get more, If we have other questions and if we get more listeners now, maybe they want to. You know what?

Speaker 2 28:24

would they want to do?

Speaker 1 28:25

Suggest something we can ask or talk about in future episodes.

Speaker 2 28:32

If you have a random question you want to know the answer, to let us know. Yeah, and speaking of, I can tell you that I ask lots of questions and I've just during the past week. I usually ask some pretty interesting questions to OpenAI and I'd like to read a few of them, a few of my most recent questions to OpenAI. It's kind of like a Google search. So a couple days ago I asked OpenAI how big is my uterus? We had been talking about this. I don't know how it got brought up.

Speaker 1 29:12

No.

Speaker 2 29:12

But we were talking about the size of my uterus.

Speaker 1 29:15

Yes.

Speaker 2 29:16

And how big it might be. The answer was a bit bigger than I expected.

Speaker 1 29:21

Okay, because you said it was really small.

Speaker 2 29:23

I thought it was like a cuterus.

Speaker 1 29:26

Yeah, a cuterus.

Speaker 2 29:27

A cuterus, my uterus a cuterus, yeah. Open AI says that my uterus is approximately 9 to 11 centimeters in length, which is that big yeah, yeah, that big yeah, did everyone see that? Which is that big? Yeah, yeah, that big, yeah. Did everyone see that? It's five to seven centimeters in width and about four to five centimeters thick.

Speaker 1 29:57

Okay, it's not that big.

Speaker 2 29:59

No. It's still kind of a cuterus.

Speaker 1 30:02

Yeah, I mean, what were you thinking? I don't know, like five to two. I don't thinking Like I don't know 5 to 2, or I don't know.

Speaker 2 30:10

Yeah, I don't know, and it's about 150 grams.

Speaker 1 30:13

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 30:14

So take that away from my weight.

Speaker 1 30:17

Why would we take that away? Because it's a part of you.

Speaker 2 30:20

I don't like it. Another question I've asked is how to get my coffee creamer to not get all clumpy.

Speaker 1 30:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 30:31

Why is it so clumpy? I don't know.

Speaker 1 30:34

I don't know. Good question. Did you get a good answer for that?

Speaker 2 30:38

Not really, because I tried everything and it was wrong. Ah okay, I looked up a keto pittipanna. Can you explain what pittipanna is?

Speaker 1 30:50

It's a mix of different foods.

Speaker 2 30:54

What's the origin?

Speaker 1 30:56

Origin?

Speaker 2 30:57

I don't know, that Wasn't it just like a whole bunch of random things like poor people would make.

Speaker 1 31:02

Yeah, I think that you know it's like leftovers. Yeah, that people just chopped into bits and put in a frying pan or whatever they had you usually eat it with an egg. Yeah, and that's it. So it's just leftovers that you make, make a dish out of.

Speaker 2 31:23

Yeah, that you dice that you make a dish out of.

Speaker 1 31:25

Yeah, that you dice.

Speaker 2 31:27

Ah, diced food, yeah, so this is something that maybe I'd like to try sometime.

Speaker 1 31:33

Okay.

Speaker 2 31:33

Okay, it's beef, halloumi, zucchini, onion and red bell pepper.

Speaker 1 31:39

Red bell, bell, pepper, bell okay.

Speaker 2 31:42

Red bell pepper.

Speaker 1 31:43

Yeah, I'm like who's that I'm going to chop him up and put him in my pitti panna. Yeah, I'm like who's that? I'm going to chop him up and put him in my piti panna. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 31:52

You're a cannibal. Hmm, didn't know that, bill.

Speaker 1 31:54

Wait, why are you putting the salt and pepper on me? Stop that.

Speaker 2 32:00

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 32:02

I'm not done yet.

Speaker 2 32:03

Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 32:05

Okay, you can read your your google search history okay, porn, no, it's like 10 different kinds of not that kind of porn better okay okay, top five this is good enough top five. I don't know why I'm searching.

Speaker 2 32:24

What are you searching?

Speaker 1 32:26

Google search history yeah, I have searched for Blink-182.

Speaker 2 32:34

Okay.

Speaker 1 32:34

Biggest Loser.

Speaker 2 32:36

Oh yeah, we talked about that last week.

Speaker 1 32:38

Yeah, craig Ferguson, european Tour.

Speaker 2 32:42

He's coming to Stockholm, right yeah?

Speaker 1 32:44

I want to see that so badly. And then Paul F Tompkins, American comedian. He was a guest on Craig Ferguson's podcast.

Speaker 2 32:55

Okay, so that's why. How many was that?

Speaker 1 32:58

Three, I think Okay. And then I searched Farman Deltagare.

Speaker 2 33:03

Oh, okay, did you get anything out of that?

Speaker 1 33:06

Not really, I just looked some of them up.

Speaker 2 33:09

Okay.

Speaker 1 33:10

I searched Albert Pion.

Speaker 2 33:13

Albert Pying.

Speaker 1 33:14

Pion P-Y-U-N. Pion.

Speaker 2 33:18

Okay. Pion, Pion maybe Maybe I don't know Okay.

Speaker 1 33:22

He was a movie director.

Speaker 2 33:24

Okay.

Speaker 1 33:25

And Leif Luked Olsson.

Speaker 2 33:28

Okay, all right. Yeah, my last Google searches. I searched for credit safe. So I can take out a loan for getting a house.

Speaker 1 33:38

Yeah.

Speaker 2 33:39

That I did not get. Oh yeah, uh-huh, keto snack box.

Speaker 1 33:43

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 33:43

I'm hungry. Door with dog door, oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 33:46

Door with dog door, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 33:48

I wanted a dog door.

Speaker 1 33:50

For your bunny.

Speaker 2 33:51

For my bunny? Not anymore, because I'm not getting that house.

Speaker 1 33:54

No.

Speaker 2 33:55

Snack organizer.

Speaker 1 33:57

It's like between the two House Food, food, yeah.

Speaker 2 34:04

Knutte plock, because I applied for a job.

Speaker 1 34:07

Oh yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 2 34:10

And guacamole.

Speaker 1 34:12

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 34:14

And those are my latest Google searches.

Speaker 1 34:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2 34:17

Matias, you know what? Next week, don't answer me. Next week we are going to be doing live, Mad Libs.

Speaker 1 34:26

We are.

Speaker 2 34:26

So would you like to do a?

Speaker 1 34:30

Couple of them, couple yeah.

Speaker 2 34:31

Mad Libs as warm-ups for our live. Mad Libs, yep.

Speaker 1 34:36

Yes, next.

Speaker 2 34:36

Saturday. Yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes, yes, yay, I want this to be a stylist.

Speaker 1 34:43

A stylist.

Speaker 2 34:44

A stylist. I want the pen to be a stylist. I got a new pen, okay, yes, so I am ready If you are willing to give me an adjective.

Speaker 1 34:56

Limber Animal, can I say ant.

Speaker 2 34:59

Yeah, yeah, noun.

Speaker 1 35:01

Ukulele. How do you say it? You know what I mean, but Ukulele yeah, you have one of those.

Speaker 2 35:08

Right there. Yes, type of liquid.

Speaker 1 35:11

Raspberry soda.

Speaker 2 35:12

Adjective.

Speaker 1 35:13

Enormous.

Speaker 2 35:14

Part of the body.

Speaker 1 35:16

Nostril.

Speaker 2 35:17

Occupation.

Speaker 1 35:18

Model Noun Astronaut.

Speaker 2 35:20

Silly word. Make it a Swedish word.

Speaker 1 35:22

Okay, trilskas.

Speaker 2 35:30

What is that? When something is messing up, I don't even know how to spell that?

Speaker 1 35:32

Oh, I've never heard of that before. Oh, I'm sorry, t-r-i-l-s-k-a-s.

Speaker 2 35:37

Okay, part of the body.

Speaker 1 35:39

Toenail.

Speaker 2 35:39

A place.

Speaker 1 35:40

Igloo.

Speaker 2 35:42

Part of the body.

Speaker 1 35:43

Arm Noun Stool.

Speaker 2 35:45

Plural noun.

Speaker 1 35:45

Sugars.

Speaker 2 35:47

All right.

Speaker 1 35:48

Okay.

Speaker 2 35:49

This one is called Pooch Palace Okay, because it's dog themed.

Speaker 1 35:53

Yes.

Speaker 2 35:54

Welcome to the Limber Pooch Palace, the dog spa for all your grooming needs. Below is our spa menu. How do you want to pamper your aunt today? Oh, podicure, we'll not only trim your ukulele's nails, we'll paint them with a coat of raspberry soda, so your pup looks enormous and stylish. Pup massage If your dog is in need of some rest and relaxation, a nostril massage might be just what the model ordered Ew Picking their nose relaxation.

Speaker 1 36:28

A nostril massage might be just what the model ordered. Ew, picking their nose. Is that what you call it now A nostril massage? Yeah, you're just picking your nose. Oh, that's perfect, I'm gonna start picking my nose.

Speaker 2 36:41

And call it a nostril massage. Ew, doggy Doo, doggy Doo, is your astronaut looking shaggy? He hasn't shaved in a while. No, our renowned stylist, pierre Trilskas.

Speaker 1 36:59

It worked well, I think.

Speaker 2 37:01

I guess. So he gives the best toenail. Cut this side of the igloo. Yeah, okay, fur dye gives the best toenail. Cut this side of the igloo. Okay, fur dye. If you've ever wanted your dog's arm to match the color of your favorite stool, look no further that's always a priority in my life. Yeah, I want my dog's arm to match the stools.

Speaker 1 37:27

My favorite stool.

Speaker 2 37:29

The pooch palace will make all your sugars come true, yay.

Speaker 1 37:34

Yay.

Speaker 2 37:35

That was a good one.

Speaker 1 37:36

Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 2 37:38

Here you go.

Speaker 1 37:39

Thank you, so I want a place Underground. Adjective Strong Person in room female number 33 okay, verb past tense drank.

Speaker 2 37:53

That's what I did just now.

Speaker 1 37:55

Yeah, I drank person in room matias yay uh. Part of the body plural.

Speaker 2 38:04

Uteri.

Speaker 1 38:05

Now you have to help me with this.

Speaker 2 38:07

U U T T E E R R I I I.

Speaker 1 38:14

Oh, that's it.

Speaker 2 38:15

Yeah.

Speaker 1 38:16

Oh, it was easy. Noun Splinter Adjective.

Speaker 2 38:20

Dirty.

Speaker 1 38:21

Noun.

Speaker 2 38:22

Bunny.

Speaker 1 38:23

Noun Bike Bike Person in room.

Speaker 2 38:26

We already have these people. Bruce Willis Okay, he's a person.

Speaker 1 38:32

Yeah, and he's probably in a room.

Speaker 2 38:35

Somewhere Hopefully.

Speaker 1 38:36

Yeah, type of liquid Juice Juice Willis.

Speaker 2 38:41

Juice Willis.

Speaker 1 38:42

Adjective.

Speaker 2 38:43

Bouncy.

Speaker 1 38:43

Like a pickle. Yeah, I hope I spelled everything right.

Speaker 2 38:47

You did, congratulations.

Speaker 1 38:49

Thank you.

Speaker 2 38:53

This one is called Homeward Bound In the underground. Today, one strong family was reunited with their beloved dog, Lauren, who made her way home after being missing for 33 days. That makes sense. I would get lost.

Speaker 1 39:09

Yeah, yeah, for a month or so.

Speaker 2 39:13

She just showed up on our front doorstep this morning and drank, said Matias.

Speaker 1 39:20

Yeah, then she peed.

Speaker 2 39:22

Yeah, probably we couldn't believe our uteri. Yeah, probably we couldn't believe our uteri. The family dog disappeared after leaving the family's front yard to chase after a wild splinter one afternoon and the family has been worried dirty ever since. Yeah, what's that got to do with it? Oh, I am the dog, I'm the dog, okay. They put up lost bunny posters all over the neighborhood. No wonder, wonder why no one found me.

Speaker 2 39:49

They were looking for a bunny, not a dog and even put a bike in the local newspaper, and that's not going to help you either. Lost bunny yeah, we have no idea where she's been all this time, said Bruce Willis Even.

Speaker 1 40:09

Bruce Willis was looking for me.

Speaker 2 40:12

We're just happier than a pig in juice that she's home again. We can't wait to spoil her bouncy. Spoil my bouncy. That was an adjective, not a noun.

Speaker 1 40:24

Oh, did I say it wrong?

Speaker 2 40:25

No, no, it just sounded funny oh it's supposed to be spoil her rotten, but it's spoil her bouncy ah which is an adjective oh, okay it was funny yeah, it was a good one yeah, it was yeah, all right. So that was that. If you enjoyed this segment, then you should join us on Saturday, february 8th on Twitch for our live Mad Libs, so we can play more Mad Libs with the people. Audience gets to choose the words and we fill them in, and yeah, and we laugh and have a good time.

Speaker 2 41:11

Yes, and what time it's at 2 pm eastern standard time and 8 pm central european time. Yes, and we'll be there, and we will see you there as well, listeners.

Speaker 1 41:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2 41:29

And on that note, matthias, will you please tell me what is ruining your life right now?

Speaker 1 41:36

Once again, it has to be that I gained weight.

Speaker 2 41:40

Point one Shut up.

Speaker 1 41:44

I don't have anything else to complain about.

Speaker 2 41:47

I'm going to complain about the fact that we didn't cover this last week.

Speaker 1 41:51

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 41:52

And that's ruining my life.

Speaker 1 41:54

Yeah.

Speaker 2 41:54

The fact that I didn't get to know what was ruining your life last week.

Speaker 1 41:58

Yeah, that would probably have been like a short episode or something like that.

Speaker 2 42:03

Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1 42:06

But you know what?

Speaker 2 42:07

That's in the past, it is You're still mad about it.

Speaker 1 42:11

Yeah, yes, I am.

Speaker 2 42:13

No, you're not. I'm all out of sips. Please don't die.

Speaker 1 42:17

Funny, so am I.

Speaker 2 42:19

That was funny.

Speaker 1 42:20

Yeah, that was the funniest thing we said today.

Speaker 2 42:27

This entire episode, that was the funniest thing we said today. This entire episode, that was the funniest thing. Yeah, that was the funniest part. Yeah, so if we're out of sips, that means we're out of episode. So let's wrap this up. Yeah, thank you to the listeners who listened to this very fun episode.

Speaker 1 42:43

Yeah, and to the participants.

Speaker 2 42:46

The Reddit people and Heather Reddit people and Heather yeah, and to the participants, the Reddit people and.

Speaker 1 42:49

Heather Reddit people and Heather yes.

Speaker 2 42:52

And we look forward to more texts to our fan mail. So if you go into the description of this episode, you can find a link that says send us a text. Click on that and send us a text and we will read it on our next episode.

Speaker 1 43:14

Yeah, and that's actually a good advice.

Speaker 2 43:17

Yeah, and who knows, maybe I'll ask Reddit another question sometime.

Speaker 1 43:23

Yeah.

Speaker 2 43:23

And get more answers.

Speaker 1 43:25

Yes.

Speaker 2 43:26

We will be back next Tuesday. Have a more answers? Yes, we will be back next. Tuesday Mm-hmm, have a good life.

Speaker 1 43:29

Yes.

Speaker 2 43:30

Yeah, do that and goodbye.

Speaker 1 43:33

Bye-bye.

Speaker 2 43:34

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Speaker 1 43:38

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Speaker 2 43:48

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Speaker 1 43:53

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