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[Leftovers] #115
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Limiting Language Challenges in Conversation
Speaker 1That's not up to you.
Speaker 2You are not allowed to say yeah today, no, no.
Speaker 1We'll see. I'll give it a minute before I start.
Speaker 2I'll bonk you on the nose every time you say yeah.
Speaker 1Yo Bonk, see, it didn't even last a minute.
Speaker 2I have nothing to say about that. Okay, I'm back.
Speaker 1You know, if I can't say that word, I probably will just shut up.
Speaker 2Are you saying you don't want to record today?
Speaker 1No, I'm saying that to avoid saying the word. I just shut up and then I can't say it, otherwise it won't work. Yeah, that's how my mind works, I guess so it's a solution?
Speaker 2yeah, okay, but I don't say the word as much as you do okay, so what do you say?
Speaker 1um yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, I say like um and yeah and so and and and um.
Speaker 1Um, and um so.
Speaker 2Okay, okay.
Speaker 1Okay, no, I know you have more variation in what you're saying than me. Yeah, it's the trues.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, the truesies.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Bonk, I'm not worrying about.
Speaker 1Well, now it was like two minutes ago since I last said it, so it's, I feel like that's a win. One per minute is your limit Okay.
Speaker 2I'm not wearing a belt anymore.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2You can't see it, it's gone.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I thought you meant like I don't have to.
Speaker 2I don't have to wear a belt.
Speaker 1Because I'm feeling my pants.
Speaker 2My pants don't have to wear a belt Because I'm filling my pants. My pants don't fall down. That's something to brag about.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Right, whatever I just said, that's what I said.
Speaker 1You did, yeah, have you ever seen the Swedish show Parlament, parliament that? I love that show yeah, you know the yes and no. You can't say yes, no or tweka hesitate okay I would be useless yeah, me too.
Speaker 2You hesitate a lot too.
Speaker 1Of course, and I say yes and no, a lot.
Speaker 2And yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 1And mm, mm. You know I started saying mm because of my yeah. You know I noticed that I said yeah so many times, so I started, you know, being a little bit. You know yeah started to vari being a little bit. You know yeah started to variate a little bit with mm. Mm mm yes, okay sometimes I say yes, yes when I say yes, and mm. That's when I know when I catch myself saying yeah a lot, and that was you. Don't have to bonk my noise for that one, because it was on purpose.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, it was in a sentence.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2It wasn't a response.
Speaker 1Exactly Good job, thank you.
Speaker 2And now we breathe, okay.
Speaker 1Have you watched the Busty Tests?
Speaker 2Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten that one.
Speaker 1We're talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2I'm assuming.
Speaker 1What was it? It was three things.
Speaker 2Yeah, something, I don't know what, that, or something. Yeah, it was something else I mean if I was told to do that, then I would be like I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1I didn't know what that word was. No, okay, but it was like yeah, prtavisna. Oh, whistle too, yeah.
Speaker 2That was loud.
Speaker 1Yeah, whistle was the last one I did.
Speaker 2Whistle is the hardest one. You can't do it in the microphone, so that should be our warm-up Reklam.
Speaker 1Reklam.
Speaker 2That's our warm-up. How many advertisements can you do?
Speaker 1The songs I don't know. Do I know any of them?
Speaker 2How do you do it so loud?
Speaker 1I don't know, I whistle.
Speaker 2I can't do that.
Speaker 1You can't whistle loudly Not very well no, okay, it was a windy night and someone farted. It was a windy night and someone farted. It was a pig. It was a pig breaking wind, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would have failed that one.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, because I can only do two of them. Like Gina, she kind of failed.
Speaker 2I can only do two of them Like Gina Mm-hmm, she kind of failed. She didn't do it at all.
Speaker 1No, she couldn't do one sequence.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, she just kept on laughing, yep.
Speaker 2Yep, I haven't watched it today though.
Speaker 1No, neither have.
Speaker 2I no, no, no, no why.
Speaker 1Because I've been here.
Speaker 2I assumed you were watching it while the movies were playing.
Speaker 1Yeah. It was a scary scene in the first movie we watched. It was Bruce Willis' part, so I watched Best Detested.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then, by the time the episode was over, that scene was over too.
Speaker 1Yeah, the scene was the length of a best of tests episode.
Speaker 2Is that how?
Speaker 1you kiss too? Yeah, hey, let's kiss.
Speaker 2You're doing it wrong. Stop blowing on me, you. You're doing it wrong. Stop blowing on me. You're really doing it wrong.
Speaker 1What if you?
Speaker 2What if I perform CPR?
Speaker 1From afar are from afar. I don't want to get down on my knees, so he got some air in him.
Speaker 2I can push his chest with my foot.
Speaker 1Do you know something?
Speaker 2It's too dark.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's too dark.
Speaker 2It's too dark. We're recording an episode Did you hear that An episode.
Speaker 1An episode.
Speaker 2An episode. Oh, what, what? What was that?
Speaker 1Why so serious Okay?
Speaker 2Quick sips.
Speaker 1Yep T-S-P-E-D-E-T.
Speaker 2T-T T.
Speaker 1Alcohol Okay, okay.
Speaker 2I said I am Lauren, but I've been having I'm eating my finger. Stop eating your finger while I talk about the gym.
Speaker 1I guess I'm a cannibal.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I don't want to do anything else.
Speaker 1Hit me. You keep asking people to hit you while watching hit me, the songs don't hit me no like which ones?
Speaker 2uh, hold me closer okay that one I knew was a winner from the first time I heard it okay whether the country made the right decision or not. Was you know? It was a risk, because the people don't always vote as they're supposed to.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But they did that time.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, she, oh, what was.
Speaker 1Blonde girl. What was it?
Speaker 2What was it?
Speaker 1Comic was it? What was it? Comic and um planes, you know, going uh, just uh, I don't know what to say. I I don't have a have an entertaining life. So he was like I didn't like that, hi friend. I like that, hi, hi friend, mm Uh-huh, okay, it it, uh, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, all right.
Speaker 1Um, did I want to say something else?
Speaker 2Did you say yeah.
Speaker 1I did probably Boop Mm.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna paw Boop.
Speaker 1Gonna what Paw.
Speaker 2Paw Like a cat Boop Okay.
Speaker 1I uh, no, You're gonna cry. No, I was trying to think of what I was trying to say, but I guess I'm done.
Speaker 2You're done with this movie. Yeah, I think so too. I think you're also done with this movie, boop. Did you say what it was about?
Speaker 1Oh no, I didn't you didn't give a bad summary.
Speaker 2Did you say what it was about?
Speaker 1Oh no, I did not. You didn't give a bad summary, no, okay. So oh my goodness, he has not a Norwegian guy with him this time. The name like Training. Training.
Speaker 2Get run over yeah. It's a real fish instead of clean While driving. Okay, no, okay, i'm'm gonna try this again. Oh my god, it's still doing schwarzenegger. Hold up, I'm not there yet, except I wrote the like with two e's how to keep the house clean while drowning the house the house. But then I asked Open Eyes to answer the question more literally. It says if you are literally, okay, wait, no, that's not what I wanted to say. If you insist on attempting both why, alright. And then Schwarzenegger reads why Alright.
Speaker 2And then Schwarzenegger reads this, yeah, and I have to rewrite this, not like Schwarzenegger, how do you spell?
Speaker 1Because I don't want to read it like Schwarzenegger, no no, I'm sorry, can't do it.
Speaker 2It was funny, though, because I don't want to read it like Schwarzenegger?
Speaker 1No, no, I'm sorry Can't do it. No, it's, it was funny, though it's only funny if you're good at doing imitations, right.
Speaker 2If you can do his voice.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Create a cleaning kit, Keep a small bag or container in the car with essentials like wet wipes, trash bags and Is it my house? How to keep the house clean? Answer the question literally. Do I have to say this? How to keep your house clean while you're driving? All right, I'm starting over. Okay that didn't happen. Hire someone to clean for you, but I want to clean my house while driving my car.
Speaker 1You're going to start a fight with open eyes.
Speaker 2I want something good.
Speaker 1How about keeping your house from?
Speaker 2thieves While driving, attempting to clean your house while driving Um.
Speaker 1Nothing.
Speaker 2No, what did you say?
Speaker 1Keeping your house from thieves.
Speaker 2While driving.
Speaker 1Yeah, or the one we did with the drowning yeah.
Speaker 2I need to get past Schwarzenegger first. Yeah, okay, while you're driving, I'm drunk.
Speaker 1I mean that's, that's a whole other segment, yeah that's a whole other segment. Yeah, that's too realistic.
Speaker 2No, good one.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're not. I guess we're not doing the driving. It wasn't as fun.
Speaker 2It wasn't very fun.
Speaker 1No, when it couldn't answer. But the drowning ones were funny.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1They started talking about it at lunch.
Speaker 2Yeah, we started talking about it. So here's a few. I'm starting with 10. Okay, and then we'll move on from there. Yeah, so in Alabama. Oh wait, no, I'm going to go through these specific laws, these silly specific laws. Number two or what.
Speaker 1No, I'm just thinking what's the Don't ride and drink.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Drink and ride Claw pause.
Speaker 2Bare necessities.
Speaker 1True, no, I, and ride Håpa Bare necessities, true, no, I. I just know the Swedish version.
Speaker 2If you, what is it? I know the song.
Speaker 1I know the Swedish version. Okay Anyway, allt som livet ger och allting, som du kring det ser, glöm bort beskymmer, sorger och besvär. Var glad och nöjd, för vet du vad En björn känns? Jag ju ingen glad, men oh no, and I Var nöjd med livet som vi lever här.
Speaker 2And if you pick a pawpaw or a prickly pear and you pick a rawpaw, next time, beware, don't pick the prickly pear with a paw. If you pick the pear, try to use the claw. You don't need to use the paw if you pick a pear with a big paw paw. Oh, okay, have I given you a clue? Okay, number six Kentucky.
Speaker 1What? I'm sorry, what am I supposed to answer as Mowgli? Nothing, nothing, okay.
Speaker 2There's no line.
Speaker 1Okay, good, because then he starts singing the bare necessities of life.
Speaker 2Okay, I was thinking like you can't run um, like the ambulance you'd have to use, like the, or something. Yeah, um, okay, um is another potato one. You're not allowed, allowed to carry more than 100 pounds of potatoes, which was dumb, because that's like the same thing.
Speaker 1Not a battle, but you know A dispute, come here, jerk-off.
Speaker 2That's what I'm going to name my next child, jerk-off.
Speaker 1But not when you meet the traffic. Then you have to.
Speaker 2I'm not talking about high beams Lights in general.
Speaker 1Okay. Any of the lights Okay yeah, oh yeah, you can cut my stupid comment in the last one out.
Speaker 2About the high beams. Yeah, oh, yeah, okay, okay. Stupid comment in the last one about the high beams.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, you can cut off my stupid comment yeah, I mean and the same. Well, maybe not, but the same. When was the anyway? Are you out of sips? Maybe not, but the same one was the Anyway.
Speaker 2Anyway, are you out of sips?
Speaker 1Not yet.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Are you?
Speaker 2Hold on 31st, because we won't be doing anything else that day. No, marge, Hold on. Okay. Calm down for a second, yeahge.
Speaker 1Hold on Okay.
Speaker 2Calm down for a second.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm gonna finish this. Tre Kronor, that was a, you know, like a TV series in the 90s. You know, soap, soap the 90s, mm-hmm you know soap, soap.
Speaker 2Yeah, we've talked about it.
Speaker 1Yeah, but do you know what I'm? Soap Okay, no, soap opera or Soap opera.
Speaker 2Yeah, is that a thing? Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Is that the same as this?
Speaker 2I don't know what is Like a super drama, yeah.
Speaker 1It was the Swedish one of them. Okay, and that was the intro.
Speaker 2Can I read them? Yeah, I wrote down an ending.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Just so I knew what to say.
Speaker 1Oh, I have a question. Yes, yes, were you trying to, you know, adapt or try what Bobbin does at the end of the episodes?
Speaker 2I wanted to, but I'm not really good at coming up with them.
Speaker 1I realized we have to remember what we're talking about too, yeah, that's difficult? Yeah, because we don't have much to Well, we have some pointers, but we don't have a script. So yeah. Okay, but you can.
Speaker 2I mean, in wrap-up we could say like so remember to don't drink and ride and don't trust all the cookies and always have a backup plan if you're gonna drown, yeah. Or a cleaning plan Always have a cleaning plan if you're gonna drown, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1Okay, that's my wrap up, okay, so.
Speaker 2I'm pregnant, mm-'m pregnant. So what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1that was illegal. I broke the law you did. Didn't like it no uh, I don't know what we will do, but I guess we do something. Love lovely something lovely yeah.
