![[Leftovers] #115 Artwork](https://www.buzzsprout.com/rails/active_storage/representations/redirect/eyJfcmFpbHMiOnsibWVzc2FnZSI6IkJBaHBCUG9KWEFZPSIsImV4cCI6bnVsbCwicHVyIjoiYmxvYl9pZCJ9fQ==--cf302cbf4713a448bfd4853e2a3906d46933e332/eyJfcmFpbHMiOnsibWVzc2FnZSI6IkJBaDdDVG9MWm05eWJXRjBPZ2hxY0djNkUzSmxjMmw2WlY5MGIxOW1hV3hzV3docEFsZ0NhUUpZQW5zR09nbGpjbTl3T2d0alpXNTBjbVU2Q25OaGRtVnlld1k2REhGMVlXeHBkSGxwUVRvUVkyOXNiM1Z5YzNCaFkyVkpJZ2x6Y21kaUJqb0dSVlE9IiwiZXhwIjpudWxsLCJwdXIiOiJ2YXJpYXRpb24ifX0=--1924d851274c06c8fa0acdfeffb43489fc4a7fcc/Copy%20of%20Roasty%20Toasty%20Ghosty%20Logo.jpg)
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
It's a weird title to a weird podcast hosted by a couple of weird people talking about weird things.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #115
Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.
Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod
Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty
Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!
Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe
Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
That's not up to you.
Speaker 2:You are not allowed to say yeah today, no, no.
Speaker 1:We'll see. I'll give it a minute before I start.
Speaker 2:I'll bonk you on the nose every time you say yeah.
Speaker 1:Yo Bonk, see, it didn't even last a minute.
Speaker 2:I have nothing to say about that. Okay, I'm back.
Speaker 1:You know, if I can't say that word, I probably will just shut up.
Speaker 2:Are you saying you don't want to record today?
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying that to avoid saying the word. I just shut up and then I can't say it, otherwise it won't work. Yeah, that's how my mind works, I guess so it's a solution?
Speaker 2:yeah, okay, but I don't say the word as much as you do okay, so what do you say?
Speaker 1:um yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, I say like um and yeah and so and and and um.
Speaker 1:Um, and um so.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, I know you have more variation in what you're saying than me. Yeah, it's the trues.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, the truesies.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Bonk, I'm not worrying about.
Speaker 1:Well, now it was like two minutes ago since I last said it, so it's, I feel like that's a win. One per minute is your limit Okay.
Speaker 2:I'm not wearing a belt anymore.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:You can't see it, it's gone.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I thought you meant like I don't have to.
Speaker 2:I don't have to wear a belt.
Speaker 1:Because I'm feeling my pants.
Speaker 2:My pants don't have to wear a belt Because I'm filling my pants. My pants don't fall down. That's something to brag about.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Right, whatever I just said, that's what I said.
Speaker 1:You did, yeah, have you ever seen the Swedish show Parlament, parliament that? I love that show yeah, you know the yes and no. You can't say yes, no or tweka hesitate okay I would be useless yeah, me too.
Speaker 2:You hesitate a lot too.
Speaker 1:Of course, and I say yes and no, a lot.
Speaker 2:And yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 1:And mm, mm. You know I started saying mm because of my yeah. You know I noticed that I said yeah so many times, so I started, you know, being a little bit. You know yeah started to vari being a little bit. You know yeah started to variate a little bit with mm. Mm mm yes, okay sometimes I say yes, yes when I say yes, and mm. That's when I know when I catch myself saying yeah a lot, and that was you. Don't have to bonk my noise for that one, because it was on purpose.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, it was in a sentence.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:It wasn't a response.
Speaker 1:Exactly Good job, thank you.
Speaker 2:And now we breathe, okay.
Speaker 1:Have you watched the Busty Tests?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten that one.
Speaker 1:We're talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2:I'm assuming.
Speaker 1:What was it? It was three things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something, I don't know what, that, or something. Yeah, it was something else I mean if I was told to do that, then I would be like I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1:I didn't know what that word was. No, okay, but it was like yeah, prtavisna. Oh, whistle too, yeah.
Speaker 2:That was loud.
Speaker 1:Yeah, whistle was the last one I did.
Speaker 2:Whistle is the hardest one. You can't do it in the microphone, so that should be our warm-up Reklam.
Speaker 1:Reklam.
Speaker 2:That's our warm-up. How many advertisements can you do?
Speaker 1:The songs I don't know. Do I know any of them?
Speaker 2:How do you do it so loud?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I whistle.
Speaker 2:I can't do that.
Speaker 1:You can't whistle loudly Not very well no, okay, it was a windy night and someone farted. It was a windy night and someone farted. It was a pig. It was a pig breaking wind, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would have failed that one.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, because I can only do two of them. Like Gina, she kind of failed.
Speaker 2:I can only do two of them Like Gina Mm-hmm, she kind of failed. She didn't do it at all.
Speaker 1:No, she couldn't do one sequence.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, she just kept on laughing, yep.
Speaker 2:Yep, I haven't watched it today though.
Speaker 1:No, neither have.
Speaker 2:I no, no, no, no why.
Speaker 1:Because I've been here.
Speaker 2:I assumed you were watching it while the movies were playing.
Speaker 1:Yeah. It was a scary scene in the first movie we watched. It was Bruce Willis' part, so I watched Best Detested.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then, by the time the episode was over, that scene was over too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the scene was the length of a best of tests episode.
Speaker 2:Is that how?
Speaker 1:you kiss too? Yeah, hey, let's kiss.
Speaker 2:You're doing it wrong. Stop blowing on me, you. You're doing it wrong. Stop blowing on me. You're really doing it wrong.
Speaker 1:What if you?
Speaker 2:What if I perform CPR?
Speaker 1:From afar are from afar. I don't want to get down on my knees, so he got some air in him.
Speaker 2:I can push his chest with my foot.
Speaker 1:Do you know something?
Speaker 2:It's too dark.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's too dark.
Speaker 2:It's too dark. We're recording an episode Did you hear that An episode.
Speaker 1:An episode.
Speaker 2:An episode. Oh, what, what? What was that?
Speaker 1:Why so serious Okay?
Speaker 2:Quick sips.
Speaker 1:Yep T-S-P-E-D-E-T.
Speaker 2:T-T T.
Speaker 1:Alcohol Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:I said I am Lauren, but I've been having I'm eating my finger. Stop eating your finger while I talk about the gym.
Speaker 1:I guess I'm a cannibal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I don't want to do anything else.
Speaker 1:Hit me. You keep asking people to hit you while watching hit me, the songs don't hit me no like which ones?
Speaker 2:uh, hold me closer okay that one I knew was a winner from the first time I heard it okay whether the country made the right decision or not. Was you know? It was a risk, because the people don't always vote as they're supposed to.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But they did that time.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, she, oh, what was.
Speaker 1:Blonde girl. What was it?
Speaker 2:What was it?
Speaker 1:Comic was it? What was it? Comic and um planes, you know, going uh, just uh, I don't know what to say. I I don't have a have an entertaining life. So he was like I didn't like that, hi friend. I like that, hi, hi friend, mm Uh-huh, okay, it it, uh, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right.
Speaker 1:Um, did I want to say something else?
Speaker 2:Did you say yeah.
Speaker 1:I did probably Boop Mm.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna paw Boop.
Speaker 1:Gonna what Paw.
Speaker 2:Paw Like a cat Boop Okay.
Speaker 1:I uh, no, You're gonna cry. No, I was trying to think of what I was trying to say, but I guess I'm done.
Speaker 2:You're done with this movie. Yeah, I think so too. I think you're also done with this movie, boop. Did you say what it was about?
Speaker 1:Oh no, I didn't you didn't give a bad summary.
Speaker 2:Did you say what it was about?
Speaker 1:Oh no, I did not. You didn't give a bad summary, no, okay. So oh my goodness, he has not a Norwegian guy with him this time. The name like Training. Training.
Speaker 2:Get run over yeah. It's a real fish instead of clean While driving. Okay, no, okay, i'm'm gonna try this again. Oh my god, it's still doing schwarzenegger. Hold up, I'm not there yet, except I wrote the like with two e's how to keep the house clean while drowning the house the house. But then I asked Open Eyes to answer the question more literally. It says if you are literally, okay, wait, no, that's not what I wanted to say. If you insist on attempting both why, alright. And then Schwarzenegger reads why Alright.
Speaker 2:And then Schwarzenegger reads this, yeah, and I have to rewrite this, not like Schwarzenegger, how do you spell?
Speaker 1:Because I don't want to read it like Schwarzenegger, no no, I'm sorry, can't do it.
Speaker 2:It was funny, though, because I don't want to read it like Schwarzenegger?
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm sorry Can't do it. No, it's, it was funny, though it's only funny if you're good at doing imitations, right.
Speaker 2:If you can do his voice.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Create a cleaning kit, Keep a small bag or container in the car with essentials like wet wipes, trash bags and Is it my house? How to keep the house clean? Answer the question literally. Do I have to say this? How to keep your house clean while you're driving? All right, I'm starting over. Okay that didn't happen. Hire someone to clean for you, but I want to clean my house while driving my car.
Speaker 1:You're going to start a fight with open eyes.
Speaker 2:I want something good.
Speaker 1:How about keeping your house from?
Speaker 2:thieves While driving, attempting to clean your house while driving Um.
Speaker 1:Nothing.
Speaker 2:No, what did you say?
Speaker 1:Keeping your house from thieves.
Speaker 2:While driving.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or the one we did with the drowning yeah.
Speaker 2:I need to get past Schwarzenegger first. Yeah, okay, while you're driving, I'm drunk.
Speaker 1:I mean that's, that's a whole other segment, yeah that's a whole other segment. Yeah, that's too realistic.
Speaker 2:No, good one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're not. I guess we're not doing the driving. It wasn't as fun.
Speaker 2:It wasn't very fun.
Speaker 1:No, when it couldn't answer. But the drowning ones were funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They started talking about it at lunch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we started talking about it. So here's a few. I'm starting with 10. Okay, and then we'll move on from there. Yeah, so in Alabama. Oh wait, no, I'm going to go through these specific laws, these silly specific laws. Number two or what.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just thinking what's the Don't ride and drink.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Drink and ride Claw pause.
Speaker 2:Bare necessities.
Speaker 1:True, no, I, and ride Håpa Bare necessities, true, no, I. I just know the Swedish version.
Speaker 2:If you, what is it? I know the song.
Speaker 1:I know the Swedish version. Okay Anyway, allt som livet ger och allting, som du kring det ser, glöm bort beskymmer, sorger och besvär. Var glad och nöjd, för vet du vad En björn känns? Jag ju ingen glad, men oh no, and I Var nöjd med livet som vi lever här.
Speaker 2:And if you pick a pawpaw or a prickly pear and you pick a rawpaw, next time, beware, don't pick the prickly pear with a paw. If you pick the pear, try to use the claw. You don't need to use the paw if you pick a pear with a big paw paw. Oh, okay, have I given you a clue? Okay, number six Kentucky.
Speaker 1:What? I'm sorry, what am I supposed to answer as Mowgli? Nothing, nothing, okay.
Speaker 2:There's no line.
Speaker 1:Okay, good, because then he starts singing the bare necessities of life.
Speaker 2:Okay, I was thinking like you can't run um, like the ambulance you'd have to use, like the, or something. Yeah, um, okay, um is another potato one. You're not allowed, allowed to carry more than 100 pounds of potatoes, which was dumb, because that's like the same thing.
Speaker 1:Not a battle, but you know A dispute, come here, jerk-off.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm going to name my next child, jerk-off.
Speaker 1:But not when you meet the traffic. Then you have to.
Speaker 2:I'm not talking about high beams Lights in general.
Speaker 1:Okay. Any of the lights Okay yeah, oh yeah, you can cut my stupid comment in the last one out.
Speaker 2:About the high beams. Yeah, oh, yeah, okay, okay. Stupid comment in the last one about the high beams.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, you can cut off my stupid comment yeah, I mean and the same. Well, maybe not, but the same. When was the anyway? Are you out of sips? Maybe not, but the same one was the Anyway.
Speaker 2:Anyway, are you out of sips?
Speaker 1:Not yet.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Are you?
Speaker 2:Hold on 31st, because we won't be doing anything else that day. No, marge, Hold on. Okay. Calm down for a second, yeahge.
Speaker 1:Hold on Okay.
Speaker 2:Calm down for a second.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm gonna finish this. Tre Kronor, that was a, you know, like a TV series in the 90s. You know, soap, soap the 90s, mm-hmm you know soap, soap.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we've talked about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but do you know what I'm? Soap Okay, no, soap opera or Soap opera.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is that a thing? Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Is that the same as this?
Speaker 2:I don't know what is Like a super drama, yeah.
Speaker 1:It was the Swedish one of them. Okay, and that was the intro.
Speaker 2:Can I read them? Yeah, I wrote down an ending.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Just so I knew what to say.
Speaker 1:Oh, I have a question. Yes, yes, were you trying to, you know, adapt or try what Bobbin does at the end of the episodes?
Speaker 2:I wanted to, but I'm not really good at coming up with them.
Speaker 1:I realized we have to remember what we're talking about too, yeah, that's difficult? Yeah, because we don't have much to Well, we have some pointers, but we don't have a script. So yeah. Okay, but you can.
Speaker 2:I mean, in wrap-up we could say like so remember to don't drink and ride and don't trust all the cookies and always have a backup plan if you're gonna drown, yeah. Or a cleaning plan Always have a cleaning plan if you're gonna drown, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's my wrap up, okay, so.
Speaker 2:I'm pregnant, mm-'m pregnant. So what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1:that was illegal. I broke the law you did. Didn't like it no uh, I don't know what we will do, but I guess we do something. Love lovely something lovely yeah.
