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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #116
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Hello.
Speaker 2:Hello.
Speaker 1:Hello, hello.
Speaker 2:Oh, hello.
Speaker 1:Very good, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 2:Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
Speaker 1:Oh, we're starting.
Speaker 2:No, because I'm not the one starting.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:You didn't even open. No, no, it was a warm-up opening Okay. Sorry, I'm going to spread you.
Speaker 1:You're warming up for next week. Yeah, okay, I'm preparing. Yeah, it's good to be prepared. I heard get my act together yeah, that's good rehearsals you should always be prepared I'm prepared yeah at least I know what I'm doing next. Hmm, wonder what that can be.
Speaker 2:I said that I know, but I don't actually know.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I have to write it up.
Speaker 1:Okay, my script yeah.
Speaker 2:Or outline Hmm. And then I'll know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 2:It's going to be difficult to not repeat myself, hmm, but I feel like I might repeat myself a little bit. Okay, at least 1% will be repetitive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, from the previous years. Yes, I wonder what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:I don't know Next week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, next week You'll have to find out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have things up my sleeves. Ah they are my arms.
Speaker 1:Ah, okay, you don't have cards there.
Speaker 2:No, I have hair, though.
Speaker 1:Hair there Right here Hair right here.
Speaker 2:Hair here.
Speaker 1:Now it's there Ah there, there, hair there, hair there.
Speaker 2:Hey Jude, Don't let me down.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Take a sad song and make it better. Remember Whatever is in your heart. Then you can start To make it better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I forgot the lyrics to that one. I know the lyrics when you sing it.
Speaker 2:So run it out and let it in. Hate to begin the lyrics when you sing it. So run it out and run it in. Hey to begin. You can't ever find your soul.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember those lyrics too there are.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't know the ordning, no. I don't, yeah, I know the word in Swedish and that is more in knowing words in Swedish, but not being able to translate to English, it's a little sad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you don't know in which order. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That makes sense because it's very similar to the word that I said it. And this is where I'm at. That's my status. Yeah, do you like my sweater?
Speaker 1:I do.
Speaker 2:It's baggy. It is, that was not intentional.
Speaker 1:Okay, sure it wasn't.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do like it.
Speaker 2:Thank you, it's fluffy. Did you get to feel it? Yes, yes, it is fluffy. Yeah, feel do like it.
Speaker 1:Thank you, it's fluffy. Did you get to feel it? Yes, yes, it is fluffy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, feel it. Do it again. Ew, you ruined the moment.
Speaker 1:I just threw up.
Speaker 2:Ew On my sweater Gross.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't.
Speaker 2:You didn't throw up on my sweater.
Speaker 1:No, I just burped, sorry about that.
Speaker 2:You're going to be very noisy today, huh.
Speaker 1:I might be Mm.
Speaker 2:That's okay, I'm going to be burping a bit too.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I ate a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Mm.
Speaker 1:I also ate.
Speaker 2:I also ate today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did, I did, yeah, I did, I did. It's a true story.
Speaker 2:When are we going to stop with the cycle?
Speaker 1:With the eating badly.
Speaker 2:I'm so sick of starting over every single week.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's frustrating, I mean, although the numbers are like slightly going down, For you, yeah, for me. I guess it's worse for you. Yeah, because you're in the same spot for the third week in a row. Yeah, but still it's like really frustrating starting over every single week.
Speaker 1:I agree, and I'm starting to think like is it even possible to reach the goal? I?
Speaker 2:mean it has to be. You already did that before.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Last year. Yeah, we need to make a pact, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:First of all, we need to fight the work, fica. I know it's easier said than done, especially when it's right there in front of you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sorry, yeah, I agree, but I agree with everything you said. I agree with everything you said Okay, yeah, because, yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 2:But it's not helping.
Speaker 1:It's not good for us.
Speaker 2:We're not getting anywhere.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 1:It's too bad, it's good, it's so good.
Speaker 2:It really is. We can't take anymore Pika at work.
Speaker 1:No, so does that mean?
Speaker 2:I think the semlas are okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, no candy though.
Speaker 2:No, and we can't have more than one semla. No, no, and we can't have more than one seminar no A day.
Speaker 1:That is true.
Speaker 2:Maybe not two days in a row.
Speaker 1:Did we have two days in a row?
Speaker 2:I don't think so. We had one on Tuesday.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We had two on Tuesday.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's true. It wasn't two days in a row, though.
Speaker 2:No, we had Fika on Saturday too, and some on Friday.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Today was a bit much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel so too, but can I still have my chai in the mornings on Fridays?
Speaker 2:That's up to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like I can.
Speaker 2:I can't decide what you do.
Speaker 1:No, you can't, Unless you do worse than me.
Speaker 2:Right, Wait. So if I do worse than you on a Friday, I can tell you you can't have chai and we have to have tea together.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:All right, I probably won't.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Because I don't think I'll do worse than you on a Friday.
Speaker 1:No, and Not many Fridays, you know. I Well, yeah, today you no, you didn't. No, I did worse, yes, so I.
Speaker 2:You went up, didn't you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went down, yeah that's true, but my point, I don't remember my point. It wasn't much of a point, probably.
Speaker 2:It was probably one somewhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I missed it. Okay, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:We're making a pact yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:And my point was that if you decide I'm not having chai, I might get a little bit cranky, and you don't like when I'm cranky. No, you wouldn't like when I'm cranky.
Speaker 2:But then again, if you're deciding, then you could tell me that I have to have chai.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then I would be a little bit cranky.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 2:Because then I break my fast early and then, I get hungry for the rest of the day and you destroy everything for me. True, and then I'm going to be searching that snack machine for something good.
Speaker 1:So don't you start with no Okay, because you know it's going to be like a war between us, so the decision making can't be harmful.
Speaker 2:No For the other person, no.
Speaker 1:No, that's true. Maybe that's good, yeah, unless the person wants it to be harmful.
Speaker 2:Unless you're really looking for a fight. Yeah, you're already cranky and you need me to be on your level.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you get down here to my crankiness Cranky level. Okay. So yeah, new rules. Well, it's not really new rules, we came up with them.
Speaker 2:It was more like basically, let's be nice to each other yeah, because otherwise it's not going to end well. No, also work, fika.
Speaker 1:So that means, oh, we're not going to have fucking meetings anymore.
Speaker 2:so Probably not, not much anyway.
Speaker 1:No, so no candies.
Speaker 2:We just have to say no, I know it's difficult, I didn't even think twice when I walked up there. No, I saw and I took without thinking so yeah, it's a lot harder than it seems. I mean, when you think about it like this, like what's so hard, just don't do it. But then, when you're actually in the moment, you do it, you do it without thinking it's just an automatic impulse yeah, it's an impulse yeah true, like pretty much every decision I make impulsive yes, I can't help it, I don't know no I don't know how to not be impulsive no I have a hard time.
Speaker 2:I don't know doing what not be impulsive? No, I have a hard time. I don't know doing what normal people do. What, like plan out everything that they do. Is that what people do?
Speaker 1:But you're a good planner though.
Speaker 2:Yeah when I want to be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with some stuff.
Speaker 2:But like when you have an impulse like, oh, I want to do this right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Do people like think that through?
Speaker 1:I think some people do, some people have that mentality, yeah, mentality, I guess what?
Speaker 2:You have one of those? Yeah, oh, thank you. I'm just not capable of doing that, I guess.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Or I just haven't figured out how to do it.
Speaker 1:Well, I could do it. I don't know if I'm not taking this as seriously as I did, you know, 10 years ago, when I did it for real, that's when I really went in 100% losing weight, and that's where I want to be. But then again I didn't have a job back then, I could just stay at home and focus on being good, don't, you know, eat sugar or such?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And drink water, or, in my case, you know, bubble water.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So that's what I did I did okay, so tomorrow I'll go to the gym and I'll do our new routine by myself yeah, I'm sorry, I I don't feel well I know I could just come home and do that, but it gets so warm in here and tight with the treadmill.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know how to do that.
Speaker 1:Open first, right, then I'll do that.
Speaker 2:Something like that yeah, do that Okay.
Speaker 1:The N word.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:No, I'm going to get that.
Speaker 2:Yes, you are.
Speaker 1:Sense of direction isn't or aren't very good. Aren't, Isn't.
Speaker 2:Isn't.
Speaker 1:Aren't very good. Aren't Isn't, isn't Are Okay. Our sense of yeah, it's what Our sense of direction isn't very good. Was that good?
Speaker 2:Yeah, sorry, you just like I started over so many times, but I kind of gave notes in the middle.
Speaker 1:Okay, just trying to give you a clean cut there. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 2:Like these random burps. You're in there. Yeah, you're welcome, matias.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sorry about that Poor thing Editing this while being sick.
Speaker 2:Aw, matias, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Get better.
Speaker 2:When you get to this part, you should text me letting me know how you're feeling.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Even if you've already told me yeah, Like I'm not feeling good, Then when you get here, you should still tell me how you're feeling.
Speaker 1:You do that.
Speaker 2:I'll probably be sleeping, but it it's okay, you can still text me. Okay, just the middle of the night I'm not feeling good, no when you wake up, you're like what, what? Happened. Are you okay? Did you throw up or something? Uh, okay, so that was tuesday.
Speaker 1:Well, no, I'm not done here. No, but that was Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Well, no, I'm not done here, no, but. That was not the end of my story. Continue with that, because I haven't paid that yet.
Speaker 1:I have. Thank you, I did my part.
Speaker 2:Where's my phone?
Speaker 1:Is it that one?
Speaker 2:No, I think I left it by the door. Okay, I'll be right back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, am I pausing, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:In this segment of the episode, Lauren is going to pay her parking ticket.
Speaker 1:Oh, can we talk about what happened next? Yes, at least, so we get somewhere.
Speaker 2:No somewhere. No, because management doesn't know what the work hours or vacations are gonna look like after we get fired yeah, but we finished work and then we got back here and what did we do here? Clear his name ah yes, oh that felt good especially if you're a girl maybe? Um, sorry, I had. I knew what I wanted to say, but I couldn't think of the word um, not complimenting, what's the opposite of complimenting? Um hey google, hey google. What's the opposite of complimenting, insulting?
Speaker 1:Insulting. Of course, that was what I was, yeah.
Speaker 2:I should have gotten water during break. Would it be awful if I go get water?
Speaker 1:No, I'm sorry, it's like I'm reading a lot.
Speaker 2:I'll be right back. Yeah, welcome back, thank you. I drank three hours worth of water.
Speaker 1:Keep chugging.
Speaker 2:Just now. Okay, okay, almost.
Speaker 1:Don't give up.
Speaker 2:I got 45 minutes in. Yeah, okay, you should not give.
Speaker 1:Okay, it got worse. But have a rent, an ambulance or something. It's a matter of life and death. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Almost there.