#116: Save The Planet By Eating The Cake

In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Valentine's Day by sharing how NOT to ask someone out on a date. They review their recent movie day and night films and discuss various topics such as parking garages and silverware sets,

Content:

• Opening
• Swedish episode?
• Weekly check in
  • Movie day:
    • The Wraith
    • Men At Work
  • Job coach trip & semlas
  • Weight update
• Movie on!
  • The Story Of Us
  • Strul
• Intermission
• Wrong ways to ask someone out
• Bad pick up lines
• What is ruining our lives?
• Wrap up
  • Live Mad Libs! March 8, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastIn which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Valentine's Day by sharing how NOT to ask someone out on a date. They review their recent movie day and night films and discuss various topics such as parking garages and silverware sets,
    
    Content:
    • Opening
    • Swedish episode?
    • Weekly check in
      • Movie day:
        • The Wraith
        • Men At Work
      • Job coach trip & semlas
      • Weight update
    • Movie on!
      • The Story Of Us
      • Strul
    • Intermission
    • Wrong ways to ask someone out
    • Bad pick up lines
    • What is ruining our lives?
    • Wrap up
      • Live Mad Libs! March 8, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastIn which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Valentine's Day by sharing how NOT to ask someone out on a date. They review their recent movie day and night films and discuss various topics such as parking garages and silverware sets,
        
        Content:
        • Opening
        • Swedish episode?
        • Weekly check in
          • Movie day:
            • The Wraith
            • Men At Work
          • Job coach trip & semlas
          • Weight update
        • Movie on!
          • The Story Of Us
          • Strul
        • Intermission
        • Wrong ways to ask someone out
        • Bad pick up lines
        • What is ruining our lives?
        • Wrap up
          • Live Mad Libs! March 8, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:06 Roasty Toasty Ghost Episode Recap
• 15:08 Shopping, Workouts, Interviews, and Illness
• 31:27 Valentine's Day Dating Advice
• 46:38 Cheesy Pickup Lines and Cake Sacrifices
• 54:02 Podcast Sign-Off and Birthday Teaser

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:06

in a world where everything is unscripted. This is roasty toasty ghost. What do you think should we start?

Speaker 2: 0:16

oh, that's a few yeah, let's start you decide yeah I decide.

Speaker 1: 0:21

I decide that we're gonna start now.

Speaker 2: 0:23

Okay. Okay, I like my sound effects.

Speaker 1: 0:29

Yeah, hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty, my name is my mama.

Speaker 2: 0:35

Really. No, yeah, it is my name, is my mama.

Speaker 1: 0:37

My mama? No, my name is Matias.

Speaker 2: 0:41

And I'm Lauren.

Speaker 1: 0:42

You are and you know what we're going to be your best friends for an hour or so, and some people say that this is like the best podcast ever.

Speaker 2: 0:54

That's right, it's true, it is.

Speaker 1: 0:58

I will not argue with you Nard, nard, nard you Nard Nard.

Speaker 2: 1:06

Nard, you not argue, you put this I will nard you with you, which sounds like I will argue with you but I put an R.

Speaker 1: 1:17

That's not the right letter.

Speaker 2: 1:19

I know my letters Alphabets.

Speaker 1: 1:22

A, b, C, d, n.

Speaker 2: 1:24

Oh yeah, letters, alphabets, n, oh yeah, there was an n before, so it's a different word, nargu, it's like french.

Speaker 1: 1:33

Pa. Pa yeah, and I'm a mama, I'm a mama, my mama.

Speaker 2: 1:46

My mama Um right Mm-hmm. So that Also Matias.

Speaker 1: 1:54

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: 1:55

How are you doing?

Speaker 1: 1:57

Uh, I, I'm, I'm okay.

Speaker 2: 2:00

No, you're not. No, don't lie to me.

Speaker 1: 2:02

Okay, I'm not okay.

Speaker 2: 2:03

No.

Speaker 1: 2:04

I'm starting to get a cold, yeah, so that's not so fun.

Speaker 2: 2:09

How are your legs?

Speaker 1: 2:10

feeling. My legs aren't feeling that good.

Speaker 2: 2:14

No.

Speaker 1: 2:14

No, they're getting a cold.

Speaker 2: 2:17

They're also getting a cold. Yeah, oh, no.

Speaker 1: 2:19

No, they have worked too much.

Speaker 2: 2:23

They're you know, Sore, yeah, can you hear me? Hello, okay, yeah, sorry, I'm like really quiet.

Speaker 1: 2:31

I was thinking about the word, the word Tänningsverk.

Speaker 2: 2:35

No, well, it is but what's the word in Swedish Tänningsverk? Yeah?

Speaker 1: 2:42

That's not the word I'm looking for, utbränd. What's that in English?

Speaker 2: 2:47

Oh, you're burned out.

Speaker 1: 2:48

Yeah, my legs are burned out.

Speaker 2: 2:50

Oh no, they work too hard, they hit the wall.

Speaker 1: 2:53

Yeah, they hit the wall. Is that a thing in English? Hit the wall.

Speaker 2: 2:57

I'm not sure, maybe Okay, but I think burned out is more the term.

Speaker 1: 3:03

Okay, I could be wrong.

Speaker 2: 3:05

I don't seem to know English anymore.

Speaker 1: 3:08

No, you don't. Why are we speaking English, english, english, english? Why are we speaking English?

Speaker 2: 3:15

I don't know when are we going to have a Swedish episode? Should we do a Swedish episode sometime?

Speaker 1: 3:23

Would the people be okay with that?

Speaker 2: 3:25

Are we going to ask, like we're doing a live fan lives? Are the people ready to play.

Speaker 1: 3:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 3:32

Do the people want to speak Swedish?

Speaker 1: 3:34

I mean if.

Speaker 2: 3:35

What do you people think? Should we have an episode sometime in Swedish?

Speaker 1: 3:41

Yes, send us a.

Speaker 2: 3:42

Yes.

Speaker 1: 3:43

Send us a comment, send us a text. Yes, send us a. Yes, send us a comment.

Speaker 2: 3:46

Send us a text.

Speaker 1: 3:48

Yes, good.

Speaker 2: 3:51

That was a good one. Take two.

Speaker 1: 3:53

Yeah, hello.

Speaker 2: 3:57

So you're not doing great.

Speaker 1: 3:58

I'm not. No, how are you?

Speaker 2: 4:00

I'm a bit tired, but I'm okay.

Speaker 1: 4:02

You're doing better than me.

Speaker 2: 4:04

Definitely.

Speaker 1: 4:05

A lot better than you.

Speaker 2: 4:05

I'm better bit tired, but I'm okay. You're doing better than me, definitely.

Speaker 1: 4:07

A lot better than you. I'm better than you Infinitely.

Speaker 2: 4:10

I'm not sure. Maybe to an extent, but not infinitely Okay. Let's talk about our week.

Speaker 1: 4:15

Yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 2: 4:17

Last Saturday we went to the gym.

Speaker 1: 4:19

We did.

Speaker 2: 4:21

We did some things.

Speaker 1: 4:23

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 4:23

But not all the things there was. We wanted to do the rowing machine at the gym and there was this one guy who decided he wanted to be on the rowing machine for like three hours and we were like, why would you want to be on there for three hours?

Speaker 2: 4:38

you only need like 10 minutes yeah I mean much more than that and you're just ripping your arms apart. Yeah, maybe not three hours, I don't know, but he was on there literally since we got there and then, when we were ready to use the machine, he was still there yeah, and when we left. I thank you he was still there. He was still rowan when we were leaving yeah so I don't know, I don't know where he thinks he's going.

Speaker 1: 5:05

No, but he's like I'm going far, I'm going to cross this lake, I'm going to cross the Atlantic.

Speaker 2: 5:15

He's training, yeah. And then we went back to my place and we watched some movies.

Speaker 1: 5:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 5:25

We had a movie day with Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 1: 5:27

Yes.

Speaker 2: 5:28

We started off with Not Men at Work.

Speaker 1: 5:31

No.

Speaker 2: 5:32

That was the second movie.

Speaker 1: 5:33

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 5:33

The first movie was, I might know it. It was the first one that we watched.

Speaker 1: 5:40

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: 5:41

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 5:41

Yeah, it was Mm-hmm. The first one we watched was the first one that we watched you need help.

Speaker 2: 5:51

Yeah, I guess wraiths. Oh yeah, the wraith. I knew it was some kind of weird futuristic kind of thing yeah but that was. That was it. We watched the wraith and men at work and we talked about it during the live Mad Libs that we had that evening.

Speaker 1: 6:08

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: 6:08

So I don't know, Do we need to talk about it again?

Speaker 1: 6:11

I don't know, uh, maybe not.

Speaker 2: 6:13

Okay, Well, basically, the Wraith was about a ghost car and Men at Work was. Uh, what's the guy's name? Uh, Emilio. Well, hold on, hold on. No the other, the hitchcock movies, right, albert hitchcock. Am I wrong where there was a guy who was looking through the window at the person across the street?

Speaker 1: 6:41

yeah, in the building rear window. Are you talking about that movie or?

Speaker 2: 6:45

I don't know what the movie's called okay but he like witnesses a murder or what he thinks is a murder and the guy that goes crazy over it.

Speaker 1: 6:54

It's like that yeah, a rear window okay it is.

Speaker 2: 7:00

It is kind of like that, but as a comedy yeah, yeah, and it was funny, and it had Emilio Estevez. Yes, estevez.

Speaker 1: 7:10

And Charlie Was that his actual name.

Speaker 2: 7:12

Yeah, oh, okay, I thought I was making things up. And Charlie Sheen was also there, and they're brothers.

Speaker 1: 7:18

They are.

Speaker 2: 7:18

In real life. That's weird. I didn't know that. No, okay, I would have never guessed. But yeah, we watched those movies and I enjoyed them both.

Speaker 1: 7:27

Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2: 7:29

And then we had our love, mad Libs.

Speaker 1: 7:32

Yes.

Speaker 2: 7:33

Our Valentine's Mad Libs, and that was good.

Speaker 1: 7:37

It was lovely.

Speaker 2: 7:38

It was lovely, it went well.

Speaker 1: 7:40

Yes.

Speaker 2: 7:41

Yeah, that was Saturday.

Speaker 1: 7:43

What happened Sunday?

Speaker 2: 7:48

Sunday I went grocery shopping.

Speaker 1: 7:49

Okay, that's what I did?

Speaker 2: 7:49

yeah, I don't think I did much more than that I don't think I did much at all that day and then monday, we went to work we did, I think tuesday we did not go to work.

Speaker 1: 8:02

No, not directly, For half the day Exactly.

Speaker 2: 8:05

Oh yeah, we went to work later, but we went to job coach meetings.

Speaker 1: 8:13

Yes.

Speaker 2: 8:14

In the city.

Speaker 1: 8:16

In the big city.

Speaker 2: 8:18

Sorry, I'm moving a lot.

Speaker 1: 8:19

I'm just going to get comfy.

Speaker 2: 8:21

Yeah, I don't mean to make so much noise.

Speaker 1: 8:23

It's okay.

Speaker 2: 8:24

So we talked to job coaches and it went well, and then we got Wait, no, there's more to the story before that, right?

Speaker 1: 8:35

I mean.

Speaker 2: 8:36

We got to the city, we parked in the parking garage and then we went for a walk.

Speaker 1: 8:41

Yeah, I mean, oh, and the parking garage, it was so scary.

Speaker 2: 8:45

Oh, I didn't like it.

Speaker 1: 8:47

No.

Speaker 2: 8:48

I took the wrong turn, or I didn't turn where I was supposed to, in the parking lot, and so I had to turn around and go back, and the turn into the actual parking garage was super tight and I almost crushed the side of my car into a big cement pole, but I didn't no, I got really close, very close, but I didn't I?

Speaker 1: 9:12

I think you did well, though you know when, under the circumstances, and I mean it's so stupid. Built because when? Because when you go in there, the only way out is, you know, through the you know wrong way.

Speaker 2: 9:29

Yeah, the other side.

Speaker 1: 9:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 9:31

Which I can't get to from there.

Speaker 1: 9:33

No, exactly, so it was really stupid.

Speaker 2: 9:37

Yeah, I managed, though you did Proud of me.

Speaker 1: 9:41

And everything went almost well.

Speaker 2: 9:44

I only went over the curb a little bit. Yeah, I don't think there was any getting around that from my position no so. And I didn't break my tires.

Speaker 1: 9:55

No, you solved it. I think you did well.

Speaker 2: 9:57

Thank you, it was scary.

Speaker 1: 9:59

Yeah, and then, yeah, then we went for a walk.

Speaker 2: 10:05

We did.

Speaker 1: 10:06

You know our sense of direction isn't very good. Yeah, we went in circles, or just one circle actually.

Speaker 2: 10:16

Yeah, we went around the same circle. We found the location of the job coaches and it wasn't quite time to go in, so we went and found I got some coffee and you got a hot chocolate.

Speaker 1: 10:34

I did.

Speaker 2: 10:34

And then we went for a walk around the church.

Speaker 1: 10:37

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 10:38

And we stared at some people from above.

Speaker 1: 10:42

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 10:42

And just hung out there for a bit yeah it was really nice it was and then we decided that maybe it's time to go back. Yeah, so we started walking back a little bit longer way, and then we went to our meetings we did and it went well yes and then we were going to go get lunch.

Speaker 1: 11:02

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 11:03

But we were booked for like a half hour later, so we had a half hour to kill, and so we went for another walk.

Speaker 1: 11:11

We did.

Speaker 2: 11:12

And we got distracted on our way by Semlas in a Window. Yep, it had almonds all over it.

Speaker 1: 11:22

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 11:22

So I got really excited. I was like we have to go try that, because it wasn't really what I thought it was. No, so we went in and realized that it was just a regular semla, but with almonds all over it.

Speaker 1: 11:38

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 11:38

And then we also saw a banana toffee semla.

Speaker 1: 11:41

Yep I was like. Well, obviously we are trying all of the semlas yeah, so we got both, we did and, uh, I usually don't like the um almond or yeah yeah, the almond paste paste that's on the regular semla but uh, when it had the nuts on, it got you know it had more crunch to it. Yeah, and I liked that.

Speaker 2: 12:07

It was really good. We had our semlons at the cafe where we had lunch.

Speaker 1: 12:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 12:14

We had those while we were waiting for lunch.

Speaker 1: 12:17

Yes, and we also took a you know detour, oh yeah. To go into the lunch place.

Speaker 2: 12:24

Yeah, we went in circles a few times, yeah it was really close, but we decided to go around the buildings yeah, if we had just like looked around the corner, it would have been right there, but no, we decided to go the other way around yeah, but that's us, that's what we do, yeah and I mean we yeah.

Speaker 1: 12:43

And I mean we had time, it wasn't?

Speaker 2: 12:45

like oh yeah, we had plenty of time.

Speaker 1: 12:47

Yeah, so it. You know, a little bit of walking doesn't hurt.

Speaker 2: 12:52

No, it was fine. Yeah, so we had lunch. It was really good. I got a salad.

Speaker 1: 12:57

Yeah, I had a sandwich and I had a coconut ball iced coffee and it was really good.

Speaker 2: 13:10

Yeah, I had blueberry strawberry smoothie. Yeah, it was really good yeah.

Speaker 1: 13:11

Everything was really good. Yes, I liked it. I liked it.

Speaker 2: 13:15

We finished our lunch and we went back to the car and we started driving, you know, kind of towards home, but we were going to stop. Yeah you know, kind of towards home, but we were gonna stop, yeah. And while we were on the highway there was something flapping around under my windshield wiper and I was really hoping it was an advertisement wine shield wine shield weeper yeah, okay, yes, now I know windshield wiper.

Speaker 2: 13:40

Yeah, I was really hoping it was an advertisement, but it was a parking ticket it was because in the parking garage I had left enough space for the person next to me to get out, because parking garages are tight, but I apparently was taking up too much space for the parking spot on the other side of me, so I got in trouble for being courteous, and it's not like that was the last parking spot in the entire garage.

Speaker 1: 14:13

No.

Speaker 2: 14:13

It wasn't completely full. There were plenty of spots.

Speaker 1: 14:18

Okay. So we stopped at a store and we went inside the store.

Speaker 2: 14:26

Yes, that's usually what you do.

Speaker 1: 14:29

Not necessarily, but we did.

Speaker 2: 14:33

Do not always go into the store when you go to the store. No, okay.

Speaker 1: 14:36

Not necessarily, but we did.

Speaker 2: 14:39

Okay.

Speaker 1: 14:39

It's no law that you have to go inside Maybe. I don't think so. If there's a law about that, can someone please leave a comment about that, and where in the world? That would be, and okay, so we went inside, we bought more semlas.

Speaker 2: 15:00

Right, that was the one we intended to get.

Speaker 1: 15:04

Exactly the best one in the world.

Speaker 2: 15:06

so far Blueberry.

Speaker 1: 15:08

Yeah, so we bought one each, and we also bought heart-shaped donuts.

Speaker 2: 15:16

Yeah, Kind of. And I got a heart-shaped cheddar block of cheddar.

Speaker 1: 15:20

You did.

Speaker 2: 15:21

It's very cute.

Speaker 1: 15:24

And we saw mugs.

Speaker 2: 15:25

We did.

Speaker 1: 15:27

You want to talk about the mugs.

Speaker 2: 15:29

No, I don't.

Speaker 1: 15:30

Oh, but you said you liked the cat mugs.

Speaker 2: 15:32

I liked the cat mugs. It was a nice big mug with cats cuddling each other. It was really cute.

Speaker 1: 15:38

Yeah, and you were thinking about buying that one.

Speaker 2: 15:41

Yeah, but you didn't no.

Speaker 1: 15:44

Yeah, but we got the semlas and you got the cheese and we also got the donuts.

Speaker 2: 15:52

Right and drinks.

Speaker 1: 15:54

And drinks. Yes, that just happened. I don't know where the drinks came from, or at least mine. It just appeared in my hand. Yeah, so yeah. Then we went back.

Speaker 2: 16:05

Yeah, then we went to work.

Speaker 1: 16:06

Yeah, back to work, and we worked for the rest of the day.

Speaker 2: 16:10

We did. It went quickly. People were pretty frustrated at work when I got there because With you or. No, no with management, so it was a little messy. When I got to work, I ended up doing most of the work, trying to keep everything together while everyone else was frustrated, and loss of motivation.

Speaker 1: 16:35

Yeah, it doesn't really matter for you, because you're not going to work there.

Speaker 2: 16:39

But I mean, someone had to keep things rolling and I was that person. I was okay with that, since I wasn't there during the morning.

Speaker 1: 16:48

True so.

Speaker 2: 16:49

That was Tuesday, that was Tuesday Wednesday.

Speaker 1: 16:52

We worked.

Speaker 2: 16:54

We did work.

Speaker 1: 16:55

Nothing much happened during work right.

Speaker 2: 16:58

Right, we went to the gym.

Speaker 1: 17:00

Afterwards.

Speaker 2: 17:01

Yeah, that was when the guy was on the rowing machine?

Speaker 1: 17:04

I think so Because we just gave up. But we can, it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 2: 17:09

The story was told.

Speaker 1: 17:10

Yeah so.

Speaker 2: 17:12

Maybe not everything is completely true, but hey, I'm doing my best here, yeah, and then we went back here after the gym. Oh yeah, we had dinner.

Speaker 1: 17:27

We had dinner.

Speaker 2: 17:28

Here together.

Speaker 1: 17:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 17:31

And then we went to go work out some more.

Speaker 1: 17:34

Yeah, why not?

Speaker 2: 17:35

We went boxing.

Speaker 1: 17:37

Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2: 17:38

For the first time we were testing out boxing.

Speaker 1: 17:41

Oh, my God.

Speaker 2: 17:42

And I don't know about you, but it felt really good. Yeah, get a lot of aggression out.

Speaker 1: 17:51

We got really sweaty.

Speaker 2: 17:53

We got really sweaty. Your legs are really sore. Yes, my upper back is sore.

Speaker 1: 18:00

My thighs.

Speaker 2: 18:01

Your thighs.

Speaker 1: 18:02

Are so sore.

Speaker 2: 18:04

Yeah, you are struggling going down the stairs.

Speaker 1: 18:07

Yeah, I have difficulties with stairs, sitting down, getting up everything, bending my knees.

Speaker 2: 18:19

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 18:20

I'm struggling with.

Speaker 2: 18:22

But I mean, it felt good though, right.

Speaker 1: 18:25

It did.

Speaker 2: 18:25

Yeah, at least the punching part.

Speaker 1: 18:27

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 18:28

The kicking and the leg work was pretty difficult, but the arm work felt really good yeah.

Speaker 1: 18:38

I my biggest issues was with the burpees and stuff like that.

Speaker 2: 18:43

Yeah, the leg work. Yeah, oh yeah legwork.

Speaker 1: 18:44

Yeah, oh, yeah. Okay, that's what you meant by legwork. I thought you meant the kicking. That too, that's also legwork, yeah, but the burpees and such Squats.

Speaker 2: 18:55

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1: 18:56

That was the most difficult for me.

Speaker 2: 18:59

Yeah, Otherwise it was fun.

Speaker 1: 19:01

Yeah, and also the jumping rope. Oh yeah, otherwise it was fun. Yeah, and also the jumping rope.

Speaker 2: 19:05

Oh yeah, we did jump rope for warm-ups, oh my God, I'm so bad at that.

Speaker 1: 19:10

I'm bad at that.

Speaker 2: 19:10

You're bad at that.

Speaker 1: 19:11

Mm-hmm, Okay, but it was fun. It was fun. But yeah, the days after I've had so much problem with walking.

Speaker 2: 19:22

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 19:24

I might look like an old man, even older than I'm usually.

Speaker 2: 19:29

So I guess we need to work on your legs.

Speaker 1: 19:31

Yes, I don't know, or maybe not.

Speaker 2: 19:33

Maybe not, and whether we go back or not is undetermined it feels like yeah, okay, as I'm feeling now, no. No, yeah, but like a healthy Matias.

Speaker 1: 19:45

Yeah, I can't answer for a healthy Matias right now.

Speaker 2: 19:50

Okay.

Speaker 1: 19:52

He's on a holiday right now.

Speaker 2: 19:54

Okay, not available.

Speaker 1: 19:56

No, all right, he's sleeping.

Speaker 2: 19:58

Yesterday was Thursday. No, all right, I'm sleepy. Yesterday was Thursday. Yes, and you went with your daughter. She needs glasses. It was quite the eventful day, but I'm going to minimize the story.

Speaker 1: 20:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 20:25

She got her eyes checked and turns out she's going to get glasses. She started off the day saying I don't want glasses Glasses are dumb. And then we got to the place and I asked them to fix up my glasses because they were all bent and bruised and sad.

Speaker 1: 20:45

Bruised glasses.

Speaker 2: 20:46

Bruised glasses.

Speaker 1: 20:48

Not fun.

Speaker 2: 20:49

Because my gymnasts have a tendency to kick my face and knock off my glasses. So my glasses were all out of shape and knock off my glasses. So my glasses were all out of shape. But they got fixed and my daughter was looking around at the frames and she tried some out and she wasn't feeling great about it and then she found one pair that she seemed to really like. So I was like you know, don't get too excited because, or don't get too invested in these glasses because we don't even know, if you're going to get glasses, you might not even need them. But turns out that she strained her eyes while she's reading and stuff. So she's going to get glasses for school and screens and she was really excited by the time we left. Yeah, we picked out the perfect frames for her.

Speaker 1: 21:45

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 21:46

And she is, yeah, really excited to get them.

Speaker 1: 21:49

Good, it's going to be interesting to see what she looks like in them.

Speaker 2: 21:54

Yeah, she's really cute, I can tell you that much.

Speaker 1: 21:56

Okay.

Speaker 2: 21:58

And we had lunch, yeah, and then I brought her to school and I went to work.

Speaker 1: 22:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 22:04

And then I actually worked gymnastics afterwards.

Speaker 1: 22:08

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: 22:08

And then she had a dance show right after gymnastics after I taught gymnastics. She didn't go because she was rehearsing, but I went to her dance show that evening and she did really good and yeah.

Speaker 1: 22:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 22:25

That was my Thursday.

Speaker 1: 22:26

Yeah, and at the end of the workday I had an interview, oh yeah, at a new place, since I'm getting fired from our current place. So, yeah, it was interesting. It was a group interview, so we were nine people there getting interviewed at the same time, so they asked a question and everyone was answering at a time in like a circle, and everyone was answering at a time in like a circle and of course, I had the most you know well-spoken person right after me. So there I, you know, sounded like a stupid head. And then the other guy is like, yeah, well, actually, and he could put it in so much better way than I could, and that was kind of frustrating. Couldn't he be before me and, you know, inspire me how to speak? But no, I think I still made a pretty good impression, since it's similar to what we do at work now.

Speaker 2: 23:45

Yeah, and the guy who was interviewing you, he recognized you.

Speaker 1: 23:49

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 23:50

So that might give you points yeah.

Speaker 1: 23:52

He's like how's Matias doing? And I'm like, yeah, I didn't even know. You knew my name. Yeah, I'm doing good. At that time I did.

Speaker 2: 24:03

At that moment you were feeling good.

Speaker 1: 24:04

Yeah, so yeah, that's it. And then from a balcony we could see the what do you call it warehouse from afar. So yeah, it was kind of cool, but I wanted to go closer and see how they actually do it, to see, you know, similarities between and differences from what we do. But now I guess I know why we can go close, just in case.

Speaker 2: 24:33

Yeah, but yeah, safety reasons and such yeah.

Speaker 1: 24:38

But oh well, I went and I don't know how I feel about the job.

Speaker 2: 24:43

Okay.

Speaker 1: 24:45

I feel like I don't know if I want to work there. In a way it would be, it's good to have a job, right, but then again I don't know if that's the best place for me. And you know we heard like nightmare stuff about the place before so yep, yes, we have yeah, so that's worrisome. Yeah, um, yeah, but that was my thursday all right.

Speaker 2: 25:13

Today's friday it is yeah, well, the day started all right until first break, and then we had candy and everything went downhill from there.

Speaker 1: 25:25

Yeah, and I felt a slight coughing in the morning and during the day I felt worse and worse, and now I feel like I'm going to get even worse.

Speaker 2: 25:36

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 25:37

A cold, so tomorrow I probably won't get even worse. Yeah, a cold, so tomorrow I probably won't feel very good.

Speaker 2: 25:41

Yeah, would you like to do a weight update?

Speaker 1: 25:44

Let's do a weight update.

Speaker 2: 25:46

That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1: 25:48

Okay.

Speaker 2: 25:48

You get to start.

Speaker 1: 25:50

Okay, it's easy for me.

Speaker 2: 25:52

Mm-hmm Interesting.

Speaker 1: 25:53

Yeah, because the third. No, it's not easy for me. It's the speaking part. It's not easy for me.

Speaker 2: 25:59

It's the speaking part.

Speaker 1: 26:00

that's not easy for me, wait a minute. Okay, it's easy for me because the third week in a row I'm at the exact same weight, so I did not gain or lose anything since last week or the week before that.

Speaker 2: 26:19

Okay, so you're the same.

Speaker 1: 26:21

I'm the same.

Speaker 2: 26:23

Since last episode, I lost 1.2 kilos. That's good, yeah, and yes, today is Friday, it is February 14th. Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1: 26:34

You too.

Speaker 2: 26:35

Did you get anything for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 1: 26:37

No, well, we got snacks.

Speaker 2: 26:40

Yeah, I guess so, and I got flowers.

Speaker 1: 26:44

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2: 26:45

Yeah, yep, we also watched movies.

Speaker 1: 26:48

We did.

Speaker 2: 26:49

Would you like to move on?

Speaker 1: 26:50

Let's move on.

Speaker 2: 26:51

Fairly quickly.

Speaker 1: 26:52

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 26:52

Yeah, let's get through this.

Speaker 1: 26:54

Yes.

Speaker 2: 26:55

So tonight we watched a Bruce Willis movie and we also watched a Swedish movie.

Speaker 1: 27:00

Yeah, those are the titles.

Speaker 2: 27:02

The Story of Us.

Speaker 1: 27:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 27:04

And I couldn't tell you Strudel, okay, mm-hmm. Okay. So the Story of Us is a movie with Bruce Willis and Michelle Pfeiffer and they are a married couple who are falling apart and they have kids and they're trying their very hardest to keep it from them and they're trying really hard to stay together, but it's really feeling worthless and that's the story. That's the bad summary.

Speaker 1: 27:37

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 27:40

I did enjoy this movie. Yeah, I thought it was really good, actually. Oh good, I also saw Bruce Willis' butt.

Speaker 1: 27:47

You did, I did too yeah.

Speaker 2: 27:49

You were also watching it.

Speaker 1: 27:51

Yes.

Speaker 2: 27:52

Okay, yeah, I thought it was good.

Speaker 1: 27:54

Yeah, yes, I agree, it's very funny at times. Rob Reiner, who directed this movie, has also a smaller part.

Speaker 2: 28:07

He has a role.

Speaker 1: 28:07

Yeah, he has a role in the movie and I think that that character was funny. Yeah, I don't know, I thought so Because he yeah, I don't know, I thought so and they had most of the characters had funny moments and I thought it was funny when Bruce Willis cried when he saw his son.

Speaker 2: 28:32

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1: 28:33

Meeting the kids.

Speaker 2: 28:35

While they were at summer camp.

Speaker 1: 28:36

Yeah, he started crying. The dad was crying, not, not the kids yeah um, so that was funny. Um, yeah, I I did enjoy this movie. I thought it was.

Speaker 2: 28:48

I had not seen this movie before and so I thought it was this was your first time, it was, oh, it was my first time too.

Speaker 1: 28:56

Oh, cool yeah. So it was a positive surprise, because I didn't think I would like it as much as I did. Okay, so yeah, next Strul.

Speaker 2: 29:09

Right.

Speaker 1: 29:11

Or Trouble. I think it's called in English.

Speaker 2: 29:16

Something is going wrong.

Speaker 1: 29:17

Yeah, um so. This something is going wrong. Yeah, um so. This movie is with the a singer, a singer and actor um called bjorn skiffs the hooked on a feeling guy.

Speaker 1: 29:29

The hooked on a feeling guy, yeah, that guy yeah so and this is a swedish action it's about, his character is called Konny and he's a chemistry teacher and he gets framed for making drugs. So he gets sent to prison and at the prison he meets a group of thugs and he also finds a way out to the free or to the outside, and the other people he meets in there all know about that passage in there, all know about that passage. So they're and you know he, they kind of become friends and the other guys wants to, wants them to do a heist, and he's in on that and while planning the heist he has to save a lady who's about to get crushed, or you know, yeah, yeah, squished by a truck, uh, but uh, and he saves her and she turns out to be a police, uh, and um, yeah, it kind of it's starting to be like a love thing between them yeah and uh, yeah, and the movie is also about him trying to clear his name, uh, at the same time.

Speaker 1: 31:06

So it's all about that and it's very fast paced, so it feels like you kind of have to keep up with the story. But I really like this movie. I think it's very funny and, yeah, it has this great 80s feeling to it too, and I really like that. So what do you think about this movie?

Speaker 2: 31:32

I guess you're right about it being kind of fast paced, because I don't think I 100% was keeping up, but I think I had a general idea of what was going on, yeah, so I mean, yeah, I kind of liked it.

Speaker 1: 31:45

Yeah, I think you should give it a second chance at some point. Okay, are you hinting at something? Well, I kind of liked it. Yeah, I think you should give it a second chance at some point.

Speaker 2: 31:49

Okay, are you hinting at something?

Speaker 1: 31:52

Well, I already it's only 1.16. Well, I already have a movie for you for the next.

Speaker 2: 31:59

And it's not that one.

Speaker 1: 32:00

No, okay, so I don't know.

Speaker 2: 32:03

At another time. I have to re-watch this I feel like you do.

Speaker 1: 32:08

You know, I, I don't know, I, I, I just like this movie so much, so I just want you to like it too all right. Yeah, we'll see when that happens yeah, that it, yeah, I think so all right, would you like to take a break?

Speaker 2: 32:22

um, it's about time it's about time yeah, it's about that time we take, take a break.

Speaker 1: 32:27

Yes.

Speaker 2: 32:27

We'll be right back.

Speaker 1: 32:28

Yes, hello and welcome back.

Speaker 2: 32:41

Hi, how's it going?

Speaker 1: 32:42

You know what?

Speaker 2: 32:43

What you look, a little sad.

Speaker 1: 32:45

I am a little sad.

Speaker 2: 32:47

You're a little sad, I am. What's wrong, Matias?

Speaker 1: 32:50

You know it's Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2: 32:53

That's right, that's today.

Speaker 1: 32:54

Yeah, at the time of this recording, it's Valentine's Day and I don't have anyone to spend the day with, you know? Or you know, I don't have anyone special. Oh yeah, you're kind of all alone. Yeah, lonely, I am so lonely.

Speaker 2: 33:10

You are lonely, hmm.

Speaker 1: 33:12

All by myself.

Speaker 2: 33:13

Aww.

Speaker 1: 33:14

I want to be all by myself.

Speaker 2: 33:16

You don't.

Speaker 1: 33:17

No, I don't want to be all by myself.

Speaker 2: 33:19

Well, I would really like to help you.

Speaker 1: 33:22

Oh good.

Speaker 2: 33:23

The problem is that you know if you found someone that you really liked and you wanted to ask them out yeah I don't really know the right way to ask someone out okay but I know the wrong ways okay so that sounds interesting open eyes also knows some of the wrong ways.

Speaker 1: 33:46

Because I mean that feels like it would be better than what I'm doing now, because if I meet someone I really like, you know, and I feel like maybe I should ask for a date or so I'm just staring all silent and then I'm just you shut down. I shut down and then I just turn around and walk away.

Speaker 2: 34:10

And then you never get a date.

Speaker 1: 34:11

No, they never say anything. I'm like.

Speaker 2: 34:14

You never say anything.

Speaker 1: 34:16

I'm like I'm so clear about what I want. I'm staring and then don't say anything and I turn around and walk away. Isn't that hint enough?

Speaker 2: 34:29

I'm not sure.

Speaker 1: 34:30

Okay.

Speaker 2: 34:30

I feel like that belongs on my list of the wrong ways to ask someone out on a date.

Speaker 1: 34:37

Okay, but I would like to hear what you have to say.

Speaker 2: 34:41

I have a few suggestions on how to not ask someone out on a date.

Speaker 1: 34:46

Okay.

Speaker 2: 34:47

Because I don't know the right way. No okay, I know the wrong ways. Good, you could go with the reverse psychology approach. You could be like, hey, you probably wouldn't want to go out and go out, you know what? Yeah, okay. Thank you for listening. This has been great. I'm going to go now because I can't even get through the first line.

Speaker 1: 35:07

No, also, I'm going to go now because I can't even get through the first line.

Speaker 2: 35:09

No, Also, I'm really dry, oh okay.

Speaker 1: 35:12

Is that also part of the?

Speaker 2: 35:15

You probably shouldn't tell someone. Hey, I'm really dry, Help me.

Speaker 1: 35:22

No.

Speaker 2: 35:22

I'm dry, help me, I'm dry.

Speaker 1: 35:25

Okay, no, no, cut, no no.

Speaker 2: 35:29

Cut, cut. Hey, you probably wouldn't want to go out with me on Friday, would you? And if they say yes, then that's great, but if they say no, at least you made them think about it.

Speaker 1: 35:42

Ah, yeah.

Speaker 2: 35:43

There's the fake survey trick. Okay, I'm conducting a study on the best first date spots. Would you like to participate as my test subject? Test subject is never a line you want to use.

Speaker 1: 35:56

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2: 35:57

When asking someone out.

Speaker 1: 35:58

Okay, why not?

Speaker 2: 35:59

Because that makes them feel like they're being used.

Speaker 1: 36:03

Like a lab rat.

Speaker 2: 36:05

A lab rat right. Would you like to be my lab rat?

Speaker 1: 36:08

Should I go with that instead?

Speaker 2: 36:09

not a good pickup line okay you could send a text saying or you probably shouldn't I, I shouldn't be saying that you could do this when really you shouldn't okay, yeah, that's true you should not send a text saying hey, want to grab dinner on friday, and when they ask who it is because I don't know how you got their number.

Speaker 2: 36:33

Just guessing what you should not do is search for the person's number online, send them a text asking if they want to get dinner with you, and then reply oh sorry, wrong number, unless you're interested.

Speaker 1: 36:48

Okay, yeah, but they still don't know who, unless you're interested. Yeah, but they still don't know who it is.

Speaker 2: 36:52

So Right, you just never tell them who you are.

Speaker 1: 36:56

No.

Speaker 2: 36:57

Even when you do meet up with them.

Speaker 1: 36:58

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 36:59

And you'll be mystery man.

Speaker 1: 37:01

Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2: 37:02

That's kind of hot.

Speaker 1: 37:05

And then you say sorry, wrong person, Sorry If they show up and you realize you sorry, wrong person.

Speaker 2: 37:08

Sorry If they show up and you realize you don't like them you're like, oh, I'm sorry, I was waiting for someone else. Yeah, ow, yeah, you should not ask them do you believe in destiny? You believe in destiny. And if they say yes, then you should not say great, because fate just told me we should go out this weekend.

Speaker 1: 37:34

Oh, okay, so you shouldn't say that.

Speaker 2: 37:36

No, you also shouldn't write on a napkin. You have two options A go on a date with me or B see option A oh. Kidnap note style.

Speaker 1: 37:47

Mm-hmm, because I mean they don't have any Other choice. No, exactly Any chance to say no.

Speaker 2: 37:54

Mm, mm. Well, if those are my only options, then I guess I'm just going to be staring at option A. Yeah, the whole time.

Speaker 1: 38:02

Yeah, unless they write their option C.

Speaker 2: 38:06

I'm going to write an option C. Yeah, they write their option c. I'm gonna write an option c, yeah. Uh, you should not say you have terrible taste in crushes, but I'm willing to help you fix that.

Speaker 1: 38:17

Let's go out, okay. Yeah, I don't know. Is that a bad thing?

Speaker 2: 38:21

I guess maybe insulting them is not the best choice.

Speaker 1: 38:26

Okay, now I know that.

Speaker 2: 38:28

You should not make it a job interview.

Speaker 1: 38:32

I know all about that.

Speaker 2: 38:34

I'm currently accepting applications for a Friday night dinner partner. Your resume looks great Care to interview over sushi.

Speaker 1: 38:42

Yeah, how do you handle stress?

Speaker 2: 38:46

How do you handle stress? Are you flexible? I'm a stressful person. Flexible in what way?

Speaker 1: 38:56

In the best ways.

Speaker 2: 38:57

Oh yeah, I guess that's good to know.

Speaker 1: 39:00

Yeah, I want to know.

Speaker 2: 39:02

How flexible are you?

Speaker 1: 39:04

How high can you?

Speaker 2: 39:05

raise your legs. You should not give them a guilt trip.

Speaker 1: 39:09

Okay.

Speaker 2: 39:09

By saying if you don't go out with me, my cat will be very disappointed. Dragging your pet into it is just unfair.

Speaker 1: 39:18

Well, it's true, my cat probably will be disappointed.

Speaker 2: 39:22

I don't know. I think they'd rather be cuddling with you than wondering where you went.

Speaker 1: 39:27

Yeah, maybe. Maybe they want to cuddle someone else.

Speaker 2: 39:31

Well, if you bring them over, yeah, they'll have someone else to cuddle with.

Speaker 1: 39:34

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 39:36

Here's another kidnapping-like line. Okay, you me Friday be there Too aggressive.

Speaker 1: 39:43

Okay, so you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 2: 39:45

No, no, you shouldn't say that.

Speaker 1: 39:48

No, especially not while you know looking threatening.

Speaker 2: 39:52

Yeah, you should not say I made a bet that I could get a date. Want to help me win? No one wants to feel like a prize in a bet.

Speaker 1: 40:02

Okay, okay, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2: 40:07

I'm a robot. You should not be overly desperate by saying I've been rejected 10 times this week. Please don't make it 11. Pity is not an attractive look.

Speaker 1: 40:23

Okay so how about 12?, no or 9. I mean, that's better. I guess, if I lie and say I'm not not 10.

Speaker 2: 40:32

Uh, nine, nine. How about eight? You're gonna negotiate the number of times you've been rejected, yeah can I ask like how many times have you been rejected?

Speaker 1: 40:43

this week yeah I don't think that would make them feel very good either okay, you look like a person who gets rejected all the time.

Speaker 2: 40:54

Maybe not okay you should not accidentally propose oh uh? By saying do you want to grab coffee, or just skip ahead and start picking wedding venues, it's too soon.

Speaker 1: 41:08

Way too soon. I feel that this is very good to know.

Speaker 2: 41:13

You should not do that.

Speaker 1: 41:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 41:15

You should not make it like the beginning of a horror movie by saying meet me at the fountain at midnight, no question.

Speaker 1: 41:24

Okay, I'll bring my knife, just in case you want to see my knife.

Speaker 2: 41:30

No, I wasn't intending anything, I was being literal. I meant it yeah. You should not have an extremely low effort approach by saying yo you busy. It doesn't really scream romance.

Speaker 1: 41:45

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2: 41:46

Here's a passive, aggressive way.

Speaker 1: 41:48

Okay.

Speaker 2: 41:48

Of asking and it kind of sounds like you honestly yeah, okay uh, I guess I'll ask you, since no one else is available yeah, it's a great way to get ghosted immediately yeah, I mean roasty toasty ghosted.

Speaker 1: 42:06

Roasty Toasty Ghosted. Roasty Toasty Ghosted.

Speaker 2: 42:13

You got Roasty Toasty Ghosted and then we all laugh about it on the podcast.

Speaker 1: 42:17

Yeah, and it's funny. Maybe I should try all of these. I don't know. No, maybe not.

Speaker 2: 42:21

And you should not make it look like an emergency either.

Speaker 1: 42:25

Okay.

Speaker 2: 42:26

Like I need to date ASAP. It's a matter of life and death. Okay, maybe just mild inconvenience, and it's not the best way to spark romance.

Speaker 1: 42:37

No, I'd say Okay.

Speaker 2: 42:38

You should not ask in a grope chat. Grope chat.

Speaker 1: 42:42

Grope chat. Grope chat Okay.

Speaker 2: 42:44

Group chat.

Speaker 1: 42:46

Okay, that's different.

Speaker 2: 42:47

Forcing them to answer publicly. That's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1: 42:51

Yeah, okay, so you shouldn't, no, hmm.

Speaker 2: 42:55

You should not send a payment request labeled dinner with me, so you can't send them like an invoice or something.

Speaker 1: 43:03

Okay, but payment request does that mean, they pay?

Speaker 2: 43:08

Yes.

Speaker 1: 43:08

Okay, yeah, well, that sounds good.

Speaker 2: 43:11

You should not give them, give him, you should not give them, whoever it is, a backhanded compliment by saying you're not my usual type but want to go out.

Speaker 1: 43:24

Yeah, is that a compliment no? No, it's backhanded. Yeah, yeah, is that a compliment no?

Speaker 2: 43:28

No, it's backhanded. Yeah, it's like you're not really my type, but I mean I'll make an exception.

Speaker 1: 43:33

I guess, You'll do.

Speaker 2: 43:34

You're good enough for now.

Speaker 1: 43:35

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2: 43:36

This one is me Okay. This is how I usually will do it because I know all the wrong ways to do it the obsessive overload by spamming texts like hey, hey, hey, hello, hello, are you there? Hello?

Speaker 1: 43:51

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 43:52

Are you okay? You want to go out with me? Let's go out. Why don't you like me?

Speaker 1: 43:58

Do I have the right number?

Speaker 2: 44:00

Are you there?

Speaker 1: 44:00

Hello, you answered me once.

Speaker 2: 44:03

What happened? Why are you mad? Yeah what happened.

Speaker 1: 44:06

Why are you?

Speaker 2: 44:06

mad. Yeah, you should not send a confusing threat by saying say yes or I'll just ask again tomorrow.

Speaker 1: 44:14

Confusing threat. Okay, so you should be straightforward.

Speaker 2: 44:17

Yes, you should threaten someone straightforward. I am going to ask you again tomorrow if you do not say yes today.

Speaker 1: 44:25

Exactly.

Speaker 2: 44:26

I'm going to ask you every single day until you say yes.

Speaker 1: 44:29

Yeah, and remember, I have a knife.

Speaker 2: 44:31

That's right, I've seen horror movies. Yeah, you should not hand them a fork and say go on a date with me or I'll keep giving you silverware.

Speaker 1: 44:43

Wait, that's good for them.

Speaker 2: 44:45

They get a silverware set.

Speaker 1: 44:47

Yeah Free, yeah A free silverware set. Yeah.

Speaker 2: 44:49

Free? Yeah, a free silverware set? Yeah, well, all right, thank you.

Speaker 1: 44:54

So that's actually I think that's the way to go. That's a good thing for the victim.

Speaker 2: 45:05

And then I guess you could keep going by like I don't know, giving them pots and pans and plates and bowls, and cups and mugs and ovens and microwaves.

Speaker 1: 45:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 45:17

Coffee maker. They'll have a whole kitchen set and they'll be happy. They're still saying no, though.

Speaker 1: 45:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 45:26

I'll take the free stuff. Yeah, they're still saying no though. Yeah, I'll take the free stuff. Yeah, you should not make them a business transaction by saying I'll pay you $5 to say yes.

Speaker 1: 45:35

Oh yeah, that doesn't feel right. No, that feels illegal in some ways. I'm not sure why, but it just feels wrong.

Speaker 2: 45:45

Wrong, wrong. Some people would say. I'm one of those people who would say that's wrong, wrong, wrong.

Speaker 1: 45:48

Some people would say. I'm one of those people who would say that's wrong. Yeah, by the way, matias, yes.

Speaker 2: 45:55

I know that we've mentioned before how good you are with pickup lines. Hmm, we've talked about this before on previous episodes, which I could not tell you which ones, but they are Previous, which I could not tell you which ones, but they are Previous. Within the past 115 episodes we talked about pickup lines.

Speaker 1: 46:14

It's in the past.

Speaker 2: 46:15

It's in the past.

Speaker 1: 46:17

So I don't remember them. We have to ask all the people to listen to all of the episodes.

Speaker 2: 46:24

Let me know where it is and what it. What, um, what the lines were, yeah, uh, well, I'm gonna give you some more bad pickup lines okay to add to your collection. Okay, so my first one is are you french? Because I fell for you, I fell, I fell, I fell towel for you.

Speaker 1: 46:44

okay, yeah, here's an eiffel Eiffel.

Speaker 2: 46:45

Eiffel, eiffel, towel for you.

Speaker 1: 46:47

Okay, yeah, here's an.

Speaker 2: 46:48

Eiffel towel for you.

Speaker 1: 46:50

I fell on a towel for you.

Speaker 2: 46:53

I broke my arm yeah.

Speaker 1: 46:56

I slipped on a towel, slipped and fell. No, no, I don't.

Speaker 2: 47:01

I slipped and foul.

Speaker 1: 47:02

Foul.

Speaker 2: 47:02

Foul. Yeah. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Speaker 1: 47:09

Okay.

Speaker 2: 47:11

Thank you.

Speaker 1: 47:12

That's a good one.

Speaker 2: 47:15

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, including my dignity.

Speaker 1: 47:22

I'll use that one. I like that one.

Speaker 2: 47:26

You're a great magician.

Speaker 1: 47:28

Yeah, it's a good reference to a movie that I really like.

Speaker 2: 47:33

You look tired. Want to take a nap in my arm?

Speaker 1: 47:36

Not bad.

Speaker 2: 47:38

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and now I'm scared.

Speaker 1: 47:43

Yeah, you have scary eyes.

Speaker 2: 47:47

You creep me out.

Speaker 1: 47:47

I looked in your eyes and I didn't like it. Yeah, you have scary eyes.

Speaker 2: 47:49

You creep me out. Yeah, I looked in your eyes and I didn't like it.

Speaker 1: 47:55

Damn, you have creepy eyes.

Speaker 2: 47:58

I think that's a good one.

Speaker 1: 48:00

Hey, you creepy eyes Want to go out.

Speaker 2: 48:03

Creepy eyes. Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now.

Speaker 1: 48:12

Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 2: 48:13

Here's a relevant one. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

Speaker 1: 48:22

And how expensive are you?

Speaker 2: 48:24

600 kroner. Yeah, that's. The theme for today is parking tickets. Yeah, are you Wi-Fi, because I'm really feeling a connection, but you're not letting me in.

Speaker 1: 48:37

Let me know your password.

Speaker 2: 48:39

I'm just waiting to get inside you. Yeah, that wasn't it, but that was a line.

Speaker 1: 48:44

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 48:45

I've heard. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Speaker 1: 48:51

well, that's my name that is my name.

Speaker 2: 48:56

My name is mine oh, okay, ignore that that's what I'm gonna change my name to yeah, my name is mine. Are you from tennessee? No because you're the only tan I see.

Speaker 1: 49:08

Ah, I've heard that one before.

Speaker 2: 49:12

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute cumber.

Speaker 1: 49:15

Ha.

Speaker 2: 49:16

Are you an angel? Because I think you fell and hit your head, okay. That's what he said I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. That's all I have. That was the last one.

Speaker 1: 49:28

Are you an angel? Because I think you fell and became Satan. Oh no.

Speaker 2: 49:34

So do you have any bad pickup lines?

Speaker 1: 49:38

I do, but I don't remember them.

Speaker 2: 49:41

Listeners, comment here and let us know your bad pickup lines. Maybe I'll write this one up on Reddit too. We'll see.

Speaker 1: 49:50

Yeah, bad pickup lines and also bad ways to ask someone out.

Speaker 2: 49:56

Yeah, go ahead and let us know what you think.

Speaker 1: 49:59

Yeah, I would like to hear more, and your suggestions. Yeah, because I really need the bad advices.

Speaker 2: 50:06

Matias needs some help. One day we will find the one. Yeah, forias needs some help. One day we will find the one.

Speaker 1: 50:11

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 50:11

For you.

Speaker 1: 50:12

One day.

Speaker 2: 50:13

One day the one.

Speaker 1: 50:14

Yeah, the one, one day, the one day.

Speaker 2: 50:17

The one day. Instead of an anniversary, you can call it the one day. Yeah, alright, on that note what is currently ruining your life?

Speaker 1: 50:27

Oh, my god, where to start? It's Valentine's's day, I don't have a date and and is this like something that you dwell over every year? It's not okay, not at all. So no, it's, you're okay, i'm'm really okay, so that's not bothering me. It sounded like I'm almost crying, but it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 2: 50:57

No, I'm fine. I said no.

Speaker 1: 51:02

No, I'm just getting a cold and that's what's ruining my life and also my thighs, lauren. My Lauren, that is thighs in Swedish.

Speaker 2: 51:14

That's my name.

Speaker 1: 51:15

That's your name.

Speaker 2: 51:16

My name is Lauren and your Lauren hurts. Yeah, okay, I feel fine.

Speaker 1: 51:23

What's Lauren? What's Lauren? What is a Lauren actually?

Speaker 2: 51:30

That's that's me. Okay, that's my name good to know.

Speaker 1: 51:33

No, what's ruining your life?

Speaker 2: 51:35

your face. No, no, I'm kidding. Yeah, I'm gonna say my impulsiveness is ruining my life because once again I gave in to all the yummy things today.

Speaker 1: 51:47

Yet again.

Speaker 2: 51:48

Yet again. It's like the 10th week in a row. Yeah, at least.

Speaker 1: 51:53

But you still lose weight.

Speaker 2: 51:56

I can't answer that. It's either I'm really good or I'm really bad, and I am not sure I mean. Maybe there's days in between, like maybe yesterday. I mean what I mean. Maybe there's days in between Like maybe yesterday. I mean what I mean like yesterday when my daughter and I went out for lunch. She did get a piece of cake for dessert, you know.

Speaker 1: 52:22

Yeah, just a cake, as you're a teenager.

Speaker 2: 52:25

She couldn't like manage to finish it. Oh no, so I did Yeah't like manage to finish it, oh no. So I did. Yeah, and it was just a little bit left, so I guess I mean it wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1: 52:35

No, so you ordered some more.

Speaker 2: 52:37

No, I got an entire cake for myself.

Speaker 1: 52:40

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 52:41

I was like this is just a small slip up.

Speaker 1: 52:45

I need more.

Speaker 2: 52:46

No, I just had a little bit of cake and then I was okay for the rest of the day.

Speaker 1: 52:56

So I mean I wouldn't say it was a huge slip up, but it was me not wanting to waste my money, so I don't know.

Speaker 2: 52:59

Or food or food really. Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes I make those sacrifices for the planet.

Speaker 1: 53:07

It's for the planet. It's for the planet, it's not for you.

Speaker 2: 53:10

It's not for me, it's not, I mean, I'm not helping myself.

Speaker 1: 53:13

No.

Speaker 2: 53:13

But I'm helping the planet by eating the cake.

Speaker 1: 53:16

You're welcome planet.

Speaker 2: 53:17

You know what that's. What we're going to leave this at is save the planet by eating the cake.

Speaker 1: 53:24

Yeah, exactly, you're sacrificing your well-being for the planet.

Speaker 2: 53:30

Don't let cake go to waste, just eat it. Words of the wise.

Speaker 1: 53:35

Yeah, you're such a brave person.

Speaker 2: 53:38

Thank you, I'm changing the world.

Speaker 1: 53:40

You do, making it a better place. Yeah, cake by cake.

Speaker 2: 53:43

Cake by cake, I'm saving the world. Thank you for listening and thanks for joining us for the mad limbs last saturday.

Speaker 1: 53:54

It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2: 53:54

It was good. Our next one is march 8th. Same time, same place, same people. That's pretty much it.

Speaker 1: 54:02

We're out of sips that means we're out of episode thanks for hanging out with us.

Speaker 2: 54:07

Send us a text. We'll be back next Tuesday.

Speaker 1: 54:10

Yeah, it's better we end now, because I'm losing my voice.

Speaker 2: 54:15

Okay, let me finish this up then.

Speaker 1: 54:16

Sure.

Speaker 2: 54:18

What did I just say?

Speaker 1: 54:19

Thanks.

Speaker 2: 54:20

We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand new amazing episode. It's going to be a good one, because it's your birthday. Oh yes, next week's your birthday oh yes next week's your birthday episode. So, um, follow, subscribe to us whatever, so you don't miss that one. Yep, yep, that's it that's it thanks for hanging out.

Speaker 1: 54:39

Have a good life okay, yes, bye, bye thank you for listening to the roasty, toasty, ghosty podcast if you kind of our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, tiktok and YouTube at Roasty, toasty, ghosty Pod.

Speaker 2: 54:56

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Speaker 1: 55:02

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Speaker 2: 55:10

We hope you enjoyed this episode, just as we enjoyed making it.

Speaker 1: 55:13

And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

Speaker 2: 55:19

Goodbye Mattias, goodbye Lauren.