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[Leftovers] #117
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Hello, hello.
Speaker 2:Hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 1:Hello.
Speaker 2:Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Goosey.
Speaker 1:Have we started?
Speaker 2:I don't know, you haven't opened.
Speaker 1:No, that's true.
Speaker 2:It's up to you, when we start.
Speaker 1:We usually do the warm-ups first.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, I'm mixing things up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying are you gonna survive this? Yes, okay I survived last week, so this is much easier than last week. Oh yes, yeah last week was rough.
Speaker 2:It was rough rough yeah, and the editing wasn't fun either no, I believe that when you're sick, yeah but I did it quite quite yeah, the funny thing is that the uh, you know leftovers.
Speaker 1:It was already over 10 minutes when we started the episode, because we were talking so much before that I couldn't keep any of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But I kept it in the.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you just jumped right into it. The episode started with us opening.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was nothing before that.
Speaker 1:No, because I don't know what we were talking about. Wasn't that entertaining to me? Okay, I didn't that entertaining to me.
Speaker 2:Okay, I didn't listen to the leftovers.
Speaker 1:If you do, you can judge by yourself and see if you think it was worthy of keeping or not.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But then again you cut stuff that I would have kept.
Speaker 2:Usually.
Speaker 1:Lots of times I'm like but that's funny.
Speaker 2:No, it's not.
Speaker 1:Yes, is, but yeah, nice, how do?
Speaker 2:thank you, you too thank you should I start off by singing?
Speaker 1:okay, okay, I'm falling asleep what are you going to sing? I'm going to use oh no.
Speaker 2:What just happened? Whoa, that was new, was it me I?
Speaker 1:think.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, At least towards the end, because I like to save everything for the end. I like to save everything for the end.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yup I shower with Jackie Chan. Huh, what do you think about that? It's okay are you jealous?
Speaker 1:of you or Jackie Chan?
Speaker 2:both start with me.
Speaker 1:I can also shower with Jackie Chan, because I have a couple of shirts with his face on it are you jealous of Jackie Chan?
Speaker 2:Nah Well, yes, wow, that was a noise.
Speaker 1:Nah, yes, I am, because he's very rich and he has made a lot of good movies. Wait what? Okay, wasn't that the answer you were expecting? No, huh, okay. Okay, isn't that the answer you were expecting? No, huh, okay.
Speaker 2:Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue blue.
Speaker 1:I love a blue.
Speaker 2:Microphone is not blue, but it says blue.
Speaker 1:Birthday without you? I don't think so. No.
Speaker 2:At this point I'm feeling like you'd be just fine having a birthday without me.
Speaker 1:Are you sad? No, I'm fine, are you blue?
Speaker 2:I'm a microphone.
Speaker 1:Did I make you sad.
Speaker 2:Why would I be sad?
Speaker 1:It was a joke. What Me being jealous of Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's dirty. How did the microphone get so dirty like?
Speaker 1:never touch it.
Speaker 2:I don't know what is all this? Have you ever dirt wondered what all that is?
Speaker 1:dirt, dirt from what I mean.
Speaker 2:We must have splashed something on it we spit on it we spit on it all the time and it doesn't come out like that well, someone was drinking coffee, I think oh probably I wouldn't be surprised if that's coffee yeah, should we start, or do you want to speak more?
Speaker 1:what was was that that was a car crashing.
Speaker 2:I hope so, not into mine.
Speaker 1:No, maybe not. Maybe it was yours.
Speaker 2:My car just left without me. Yeah, I'm just going to take a 30 second nap before we start.
Speaker 1:Are you okay? Why Are you sad? Do I have a reason to be sad? Because I make jokes? I don't know. Because I'm funny and you're like, I'm never going to be as funny as Matias.
Speaker 2:I'm just jealous. Yeah, you're not sad, no, no okay, can you say the word talk, talk okay talk what, what.
Speaker 1:How am I saying it wrong?
Speaker 2:you're not. You're not, it's just the way that you say it talk, talk talk, that's a talk no, uh, it reminds me of another episode, ah where I was talking yeah, with the james bond and the golden finger oh, what happened with his golden finger? Um he, he was gonna talk ah, oh, oh, yes, oh yes.
Speaker 1:The scene from Goldfinger.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, golden fingers.
Speaker 1:Golden fingers. Do you expect me to talk? Talk? No, mr Bond, I expect you to die. Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2:You haven't opened yet.
Speaker 1:Classic scene. It's a yeah, I don't know, it's classic. You have to buy more monsters oh, it's jackie chan's birthday what it says it's jackie chan's birthday oh okay, yeah, you call me jackie chan. That's now I get it, because it's not uh. Apr.
Speaker 2:April 7th yet it's not April Fool's.
Speaker 1:No, what? No, it was, I didn't.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Did you think I was meaning you?
Speaker 2:I was just checking, just in case. I wasn't sure what the gesture was for, but I was assuming.
Speaker 1:Just in case really. You have something right here on the entire side of your face. No, I was actually just scratching myself. I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2:You say scratching yourself, yeah, like, oh sorry. Mean to you say scratching yourself, yeah, like, oh sorry.
Speaker 1:I have something there how embarrassing yeah, okay okay, okay, nope, but I'm Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Nope, but I'm.
Speaker 1:You said my name, so I need to clear my throat and then say yes.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Was that it?
Speaker 2:That was it, yep.
Speaker 1:Thank you.
Speaker 2:You're welcome Anything fun you want to bring up.
Speaker 1:Why was I? Why were Was? Isaac Was, and I met your ex.
Speaker 2:Yes, or I waved at him. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1:Good, good, good. Did he tell you about that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, on the phone today.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Mm, I just did treadmill Good, I, I just did treadmill Good.
Speaker 1:I uh, I well, I, I was at work.
Speaker 2:You went to work.
Speaker 1:I do, I do.
Speaker 2:So, she.
Speaker 1:She might be pissed because I didn't send her money the other day. She wanted. She wanted 170 kroner for lunch, or whatever I'm like. No, your mom said that she gave you food.
Speaker 2:Money.
Speaker 1:No, no food. She was at her dad's and my sister sent food with Isabel.
Speaker 2:So she had food. She wanted something else.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So I'm like no, you're not going to get money if you already have food.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I guess that pissed her off.
Speaker 2:Just as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Maybe she won't talk to me anymore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we have a system where um the kids earn their money yeah, okay through like chores. They get like 10 kroner per job that they do, and um at the beginning of this month. Uh, my oldest got five kroner oh that's how much he did half a job well, no, because I deduct money for, like the phones and savings okay because I put 10 kronor in savings for all of them every month as well okay and the phone is like 95 okay so they have to do like at least 10 jobs just to pay for their phones, yeah and then the rest they pretty much get to keep.
Speaker 2:He managed to get five kronor yeah, okay, so and then? He kept asking me for money for food like that. I was like you know what? No, I only sent him money, like maybe twice or maybe three times. So then I was like that's it no more, you gotta start doing your jobs more.
Speaker 2:He did the bare minimum yeah work pretty much okay and that's not okay no or maybe they'll do the jobs but they'll forget to write it down yeah otherwise I don't know if they're doing anything or not no so yeah, but yeah, she was the one who didn't say happy birthday to me, to my, to me today. Yeah, rude.
Speaker 1:Your daughter texted me happy birthday this morning.
Speaker 2:Yep because I told her.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I didn't tell her to write to you, but I just mentioned oh, it's Matias' birthday. Oh okay, oh yeah, no, I'm not. No, no, no, Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:Not happening.
Speaker 2:I'm not admitting to anything at all. I've had a week and I'm going to leave it at that.
Speaker 1:You're like what were your numbers? You're going to copy my numbers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I lost 0.9. Oh my god, I don't even want to say it.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm not going to laugh because it's not funny.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to tell you's not funny. I'm not going to tell you no, okay, you already know. I'm not sure I know, but Well, someone here said that I was going to gain three kilos. So I gained three kilos.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:You could have said .5. Yeah, I could have, but you could have said she just lost three kilos.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, it but you could have said she just lost three kilos. Yeah Well, it wasn't my fault. We both know whose fault it was.
Speaker 2:It was someone else's yes, but the words could have been different.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2:I mean, if I had, and you said, other numbers. It might have been those other numbers.
Speaker 1:I don't think so, Because he was waving that thing in front of you. You know, that's when you gain the weight. Yeah, you know his thing.
Speaker 2:He waved it in front of me, yeah, you know, and I gained three kilos.
Speaker 1:You know when he's waving his thing in front of me and I gained three kilos. You know when he's waving his thing in front of people. Oh, he does that a lot, it's you know, his bag his bag. No, matias ding dong it's no, it's whatever.
Speaker 2:Whoever that is.
Speaker 1:Well, if Ledger never made a movie called Joker? Okay, he played Joker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in a movie, that's what I meant. Yeah, okay. And then he killed himself.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Which is natural. I guess being Joker ruins your life, yeah, so Cool, could be him.
Speaker 1:No, I would love to see it.
Speaker 2:Aren't you special?
Speaker 1:I don't know, maybe I am, but I would have loved to see it. But it never went in Sweden, oh, not that I know.
Speaker 2:Okay, a butt cuss. A butt cuss. That's not good.
Speaker 1:Somehow it's worse.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1:Here's my butt cuss.
Speaker 2:It would be really weird if it sounded like your butt was swearing every time you farted. Shit, whoops, shit oh whoops, that would be so weird yeah, I don't know okay, anyway oh yeah, I'm cutting the funny parts just.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you usually do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1:But no, in some weird, you know, by some weird coincidence, the no, you get to stand up and go get it Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Don't say anything funny while you're standing up, okay.
Speaker 1:Did you want me to say something funny? I said don't say anything funny while you're standing up. Okay, Did you want me to say something?
Speaker 2:funny. I said don't say anything funny while you're standing up.
Speaker 1:I'm doing a good job so far.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you haven't said anything funny yet.
Speaker 1:No, have I taken the whole thing?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Looks like I am.
Speaker 2:I guess. So you can take the entire thing. It's a present.
Speaker 1:Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2:Oh, merry Christmas, Matthias. Put that on the floor, yes, and adjust yourself. I guess. Oh yeah, it was a birthday present, because the wrapping paper didn't fit around the box completely.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh.
Speaker 2:Don't say anything funny while you open the present.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:It makes a lot of noise. I want to cut it, okay.
Speaker 1:Now I get it. See it's, it's nicely wrapped.
Speaker 2:If you don't look under.
Speaker 1:No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't, you would never look under the present.
Speaker 1:It's nicely wrapped, it is from that angle it's nicely ripped. Oh, I said something funny and while you're unwrapping, yeah that's not okay.
Speaker 2:You have to stop moving and then say it we tried this one before, right yeah okay, it makes me unhappy.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm gonna open this.
Speaker 2:Don't say anything funny.
Speaker 1:Don't say anything funny. Ew, it's all snotty now. I just smelled it Ew.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, no, no, it's okay. There's no frosting.
Speaker 1:Frosting. I'm sorry for enjoying what I just got. Can you enjoy it a bit louder? So good, I love it in my mouth.
Speaker 2:Okay, yummy, it's like yummy yummy, yummy yummy no microwave and hot what I think it's hot.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Speaker 2:Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Speaker 1:No, no, okay, it says Frosted.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:That makes me think about that song.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:I mean it's still cold outside, mm-hmm, so I can sing about Frosted the Snowman. I guess, Mm-hmm, I'm pretty sure I am so happy, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Speaker 2:That goes there, yep.
Speaker 1:Can I put it in this?
Speaker 2:You can do that, and then I can take a bag.
Speaker 1:Should I put this up Mm-hmm, is that good? Mm-hmm Okay.
Speaker 2:There's a car right there.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, did you want those too?
Speaker 2:If you don't want me to take them, maybe you should put them away.
Speaker 1:Where do I put them?
Speaker 2:Back in the box. Okay, to protect your stuff.
Speaker 1:Perfect, awesome, perfect, awesome, okay. So, um, and this one. I'm sorry, no, I'm gonna throw up, okay uh no, I'm, I'm just, I'm just thinking. Uh, do you expect me to just listen, or should I comment?
Speaker 2:You should definitely comment.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:If you want to fill out the space.
Speaker 1:Or ow Bunk.
Speaker 2:No, I read number five, as always down for Freya, but that's not what it says. No, you are stubborn.
Speaker 1:What Shaky shake.
Speaker 2:You're shitty, no, no.
Speaker 1:I said shaky.
Speaker 2:I thought you said shitty. No, Like you are a shitty person.
Speaker 1:I don't actually like you. I thought you said I was the one with bad hearing. I also like that when I'm saying that you're like.
Speaker 2:Huh, oh, we can't do that. It's going to be loud, yeah no.
Speaker 1:This night.
Speaker 2:The night we met Weird Al. Yeah, this is that's we met Weird Al yeah. This is um. That's not what I was supposed to say.
Speaker 1:That's the live Mad Libs Mm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, calm down, it wasn't that funny.
Speaker 1:Well, it sounded like yeah, there, there. Oh, I always get it wrong there.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God Okay.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:My squeaky laugh.
Speaker 2:Whisper laugh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like, it's like I have a spring in my laugh.
