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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #119
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Now, right now. This is when we're starting.
Speaker 2:Did you check if it's the right?
Speaker 1:I did. Okay, good, hello, hello, check.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Microphone.
Speaker 2:Microphone Check.
Speaker 1:Microphone Check. I'm glad we remembered the microphone this time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like a checklist.
Speaker 2:Ah, okay, I was. You know, I'm like, didn't we last week?
Speaker 1:No, we keep forgetting the microphone.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's why it sounds like crap.
Speaker 1:The audio has been really bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I knew we were forgetting something, yeah.
Speaker 2:Are we going to warm up for half an hour today?
Speaker 1:I believe. So we're kind of early, so why not?
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, and I mean we're a couple of minutes in right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we might as well start warming up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, continue At some point at least. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hold on Call your boss, call my boss. Hey, it's the middle of the night. I have a pressing question. Yeah, how can I be cool? How do cool people act? I cannot like your video because this is what I got.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I'd rather not. No Openize your Google what?
Speaker 2:That wasn't my video.
Speaker 1:No, it was a white screen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I said it was your video, though okay, that's what you thought about my video white screen might as well just have been a white screen that's how bad it was.
Speaker 1:That's all I saw. What are you doing? How did you whoa stop screaming at me? Oh, I'm sorry if I startled you would you like to be a guest on my podcast? Yeah, don't talk about it.
Speaker 3:You're interrupting.
Speaker 2:It's the fourth thing? Yeah, but what about my toe?
Speaker 1:Like small toe.
Speaker 2:There's nothing else Do you know a good toe person I can go to.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I Did you think you were me.
Speaker 1:I don't know Open eyes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was a good, you know a toe person.
Speaker 1:That was fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I interrupted her.
Speaker 1:Every time yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, next time I will listen more carefully, but I feel like she was repeating herself a lot.
Speaker 1:Yes, she's sorry to hear about your problems yeah, um okay are you gonna keep some of that? I don't know we'll see what ends up. We haven't even started.
Speaker 2:No, I know.
Speaker 1:And we've already said funny things.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So I mean we're going to be ten minutes in before we actually open up the episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's been ten minutes now and all we've done is say funny things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ten minutes of funny things.
Speaker 1:That's a problem. We can't have ten minutes of funny things. That's a problem. Hmm, we can't have ten minutes of funny things.
Speaker 2:We can't be that funny, no, no, that's not a good idea. We shouldn't do that. No, people might laugh all the time and that's not good.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not even drunk.
Speaker 2:No, you're not.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Neither am I.
Speaker 1:You sure?
Speaker 2:I'm not drunk. I might have taken some other substances, I don't know, I haven't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, some of us need to sleep. Oh, okay, as in me.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're one of those people. And monster time.
Speaker 1:You're a lot less aggressive about it.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm Matthias.
Speaker 1:Matthias about it.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm Matthias.
Speaker 1:Matthias, matthias.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, I always wanted to be an actor.
Speaker 1:Okay, an actor and a porn star is. I feel like they're kind of different in a way.
Speaker 2:Okay, but you have to perform right.
Speaker 1:Yes, in a way, within both roles, you do have to perform Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Unless you use props.
Speaker 2:Okay, and then?
Speaker 1:sometimes it doesn't matter if you perform or not Like a ventriloquist? Yes, if you can make it talk, that would be really cool yeah.
Speaker 2:It would be a weird porno though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you're just going around like Look at this, look what I can do. I feel like I canh meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh meh. Look at this, look what I can do. Meh, meh, meh, meh meh.
Speaker 2:I feel like I can't even add this Get a blowjob of a doll Well, you have the hand up its ass. So yeah. It's kind of a porno already.
Speaker 1:I guess, so In a way yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, you can't hear that.
Speaker 1:No, it's okay, you don't have to earthquake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't tiptoe because I don't know I'm missing a toe.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's weird. Yeah, Actually I's weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Actually I missed the tip of my toes. You lost the tip of your toes, yeah in a freak accident, so you can't tiptoe Exactly.
Speaker 1:You're so weird.
Speaker 2:I know why.
Speaker 1:Where does this?
Speaker 2:come from, I don't know. Okay, I just wanted to try to do some improv.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:That was the first thing that came to my mind.
Speaker 1:Okay, good job, thank you. You know, we should write down what we're doing, I do. Yeah, sure you do I do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, that was my eye. That's awful. What did you do? No, oh oh, that was my eye.
Speaker 1:That's awful. What, just what did you do? No, aw oh.
Speaker 2:Oh. You had hair, that's not me.
Speaker 1:No, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 2:That's not me.
Speaker 1:No, it's not. That's me, that's not me. That's brown hair.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Look at the brown hair. That's Freya.
Speaker 2:Barely.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's me. Yeah, not me. That sounds great yeah.
Speaker 2:He also gets to be in the pictures.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was my hair.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh Gwaji, there you are.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of, there you are, yeah, kind of.
Speaker 1:There you are. Yeah, oh yeah, that looks good I didn't see that.
Speaker 2:Look at that Enthusiastic.
Speaker 1:Enthusiastic.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Munchy, grumpy munchy, grump munch. I don't want to get my hair brushed. Oh, that's me. Yeah, there's another story to that, but that's irrelevant here. What did I do? I went, went home. Let's see if I can remember what I did okay, I don't think.
Speaker 2:Well, no, wouldn't say so what did I do? Never put your phone down I'm sorry. I edited. Well, or you mean the Oscars, or how?
Speaker 1:Just talk about that.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I'm just going to take a sip.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I feel like I had something after work. That's what I did on Wednesday and I Thursday yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I gave you a few suggestions to names, but they sounded worse. Okay, damn sucker.
Speaker 1:Damn sucker.
Speaker 2:I don't know, that's fine, but yeah, and also Dusty Sucker yes, dusty is a cute name, but anyway do you want me to say it?
Speaker 1:I don't know it. Oh my god. I had already said his name.
Speaker 2:Morgan Freeman. Today our department or our boss said something that people wanted us to have a special lunch.
Speaker 1:That would be nice.
Speaker 2:Like I guess at Mies or something.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that would be nice, but we would have to pay it ourselves though.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But still maybe because it's a special thing yeah, I would still enjoy.
Speaker 1:It yeah, yeah, a minute all right now is a good idea.
Speaker 2:Yeah, weird noises are happening yeah, you know, I recently found my toe oh my god, shut up uh, if you ever want to chat or share more, I'm here. What about my toe? I want to put it back. How do I do that?
Speaker 1:And I really just want to eat a Pokemon.
Speaker 3:I'm really sorry you're feeling this way. Please reach out to a medical professional or someone you trust for support.
Speaker 2:If you're a medical professional, how would you reattach a toe? I'm not a medical professional.
Speaker 3:If you're dealing with a medical emergency, please seek immediate help from a healthcare provider or go to the nearest emergency room. Your safety and well-being are the most important. Please take care.
Speaker 1:I feel like we're not getting any real answers here, can you?
Speaker 2:tell me how a medical professional do that. I'm really sorry, but I can't help with that.
Speaker 3:Please seek immediate assistance from a medical professional. Do that. I'm really sorry, but I can't help with that. Please seek immediate assistance from a medical professional or go to the nearest emergency room.
Speaker 1:Oh, we didn't even talk about our fasting.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, so Wow, she sounded bitchy.
Speaker 1:She just British, oh Anyway.
Speaker 2:The British one really sounds bitchy.
Speaker 1:Oh God, that's warm. Holy moly, Can I Rita sounds?
Speaker 2:rich. Oh God, that's warm, holy moly, can I? Oh, yeah, yes, probably very warm.
Speaker 1:My battery is dying now, oh.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, shut up.
Speaker 1:You don't have to apologize for everything.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry, Shh, so it would be nice translate this, though it's all in swedish.
Speaker 1:So for mirrors and simple mirrors, mirrors right reflection and uh off store um mirror and sundays are are. Sundays are usually a I'm done talking.
Speaker 2:Exception.
Speaker 1:I knew it was an E. Can I make a confession, or what?
Speaker 2:No, what, that was the bitchy kind.
Speaker 1:Stop.
Speaker 2:What I'm funny.
Speaker 1:You're funny. Yeah, I am what else? What else can we talk about? To fill up some time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we want to fill up some time. I don't know. I mean yeah.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:No, I was like.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, I just need a random sentence.
Speaker 2:uh, yeah yeah, hmm, I give on it what. That's what he said, yeah I'm curious now do you? You're gonna look them up?
Speaker 1:I want to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 2:I really don't know, I can't, yeah, I don't know Difficult, do you find anything?
Speaker 1:Yes, here comes the E. Button. Okay, yeah, no that's when you call your beard right oh yeah, oh, that's true, okay, eklat, yeah. My phone is dying really quick. I can't do this anymore, sorry, and I have nowhere to charge my phone here, which is kind of dumb.
Speaker 2:Yes, it is. Is it's so dumb? Why would someone say that to a? Kid I don't remember where it was last friday, but the one before that okay or should I do last friday? I can, yeah, look it up, because that's better than if I look from you know, the week before that, um, um, okay, so wait, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1:That's what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about, about what Wait.
Speaker 2:So from can you hear how I'm leaning?
Speaker 1:Very cool, yeah, cool.
Speaker 2:Then we know what we're doing next week.
Speaker 1:Yes, awesome, we already knew as well, because this is 119 and next week is 120.
