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Speaker 1:

Cuss.

Speaker 2:

Cuss, cuss.

Speaker 1:

Cuss monster. That should be something.

Speaker 2:

What's a cuss?

Speaker 1:

monster.

Speaker 2:

That.

Speaker 1:

Broken monster.

Speaker 2:

Yeah Well, cuss monster. That sounds like bag monster.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah In Swedish. Yeah, bag monster, where is the vacuum?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I think it's right outside this door.

Speaker 1:

It sounds like him. Yeah, he pretty much is. He'll probably be going on for about 20 more minutes.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so watching videos for 20 minutes? No, no, no.

Speaker 1:

We are recording a podcast, oh we are, we are.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, okay, we need to warm up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 1:

You need to say thanks.

Speaker 2:

I need to say thanks or thanks, thanks, yeah, thank you. You need to say thanks.

Speaker 1:

I need to say thanks or thanks, thanks. Yeah, thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 2:

I'm just checking if it looks like it detects.

Speaker 1:

It's picking it up, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Especially the small bumps yeah.

Speaker 1:

He runs into things sometimes. I believe we found out why he was kind of blind.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Because you know the plastic protectors.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

There was one over his eyes that I did not notice.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So he was blindfolded oh.

Speaker 2:

So after that he was, it was just removed, a few days ago. Okay, so after that he found his way better.

Speaker 1:

I hope so. I don't know. I haven't really been here while he's been going, or I have, but I've been in bed, because he goes off at 9 and 12 on certain days, every other day pretty much.

Speaker 2:

So when you say 9, do you mean In the evening?

Speaker 1:

Okay, when I try to already be in bed. But yeah, I don't know if that actually helped disappeared.

Speaker 2:

I think he's.

Speaker 1:

Maybe he'll be back yeah, or he's coming back. He likes to pace it's like me when you are trying to get your steps.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I already got my steps in today.

Speaker 1:

I got everything in today.

Speaker 2:

You got everything in today.

Speaker 1:

Everything.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm sure you've taken more steps than I have.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. I'm at 21. Yep, you have taken, okay I was at like 14. Okay.

Speaker 2:

So you, you, I've only taken like uh, you've done 7,000 more than me.

Speaker 1:

I went for a walk this morning.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

To meet up with you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:

And then I've done a couple labs.

Speaker 2:

Did you run this morning?

Speaker 1:

No, but um, when you said that you were on your way, I was not as close as I usually am when you say you're on your way.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So I was like wah, oh. I didn't really go that much faster though.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I wasn't like I'm in a rush.

Speaker 2:

No, I mean you, it was pretty, you know. Fairly good timing. Yeah, we timed it well.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I always get so nervous that people are like super impatient and like oh, where is she?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh, why isn't she running and ugh, yeah, so I, yeah, I get really nervous.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Because I'm sure that's what you're thinking, at least.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

God can't she be faster. Yeah, no, I have short legs. They don't go as far as yours.

Speaker 2:

No, but they can be fast.

Speaker 1:

Not so fast. My body has been achy all week.

Speaker 2:

Okay, why.

Speaker 1:

I'm guessing from the caffeine withdrawals.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, why I'm guessing from the caffeine withdrawals. Oh okay, yeah, I mean the first three days are the worst and then, uh, like the next few days, like the next week, is just basically my body transitioning or like getting used to it yeah, does it feel good at all, or is it just aching body?

Speaker 2:

I'm still kind of getting used to it yeah, um, are you still very tired, or is that?

Speaker 1:

okay, it's not as bad as those first few days okay um, but yeah, I do. I'm still like pretty tired, but I have noticed that my body is really achy, like I've been training a lot and I really haven't been training that hard. Oh okay but yeah it takes a little bit longer for me to wake up yeah, okay but it's been okay. You want to ruin that what you want to ruin that ruin that how. By opening up the podcast or the episode.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, sure, we can open up.

Speaker 1:

You want to open up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm just doing what you usually do.

Speaker 1:

No no no, no no no no.

Speaker 2:

This is all gonna be in the episode.

Speaker 1:

Okay, wait, can I throw in a side note?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, sure.

Speaker 1:

Just to be cut for fun, because I like to waste time.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cut for fun.

Speaker 1:

Cut for fun. Did I say that Cut for fun?

Speaker 2:

Cut for fun.

Speaker 1:

Oh, cut for fun. Okay, I was thinking for not next week the week after that, thinking for not next week the week after that.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Do you really want to make an episode, or should I just air like a Mad Libs the live.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1:

Just to give us like a week off.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

We can still watch movies and stuff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, or I don't know, should we? Oh yeah, that's the. Is that that's the April Fool's?

Speaker 1:

Crap, I have like one minute.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

I think it's on there, darn it.

Speaker 2:

Or should we like.

Speaker 1:

It was such a good idea, why do I?

Speaker 2:

Do you have more than than one minute? You know of the well, I I have it on that computer okay I'm pretty sure I mean, if you focus on that, maybe I, if we do an episode, I can uh edit that, what?

Speaker 1:

What, what.

Speaker 2:

What we were talking about. Making an episode on the stumbles. Yeah, you do that one. Then we said that we should record an actual episode that we release the day after.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay Well.

Speaker 2:

And if we record that I can do that one.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Like edit, I mean.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I'm thinking if we kind of want to take a week off, Okay. Maybe we can record a first half at least with like movie on and stuff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1:

We won't really have a ton to talk about, because it's like been three days pretty much yeah, since the last recording. Okay, yes, yeah, that's true, we can do so we can start up, we can be like hey, we're good yeah we're gonna talk about movies, and then the second half can be like the live that we just did during the weekend sure we can do that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I just want to do the movies though, because otherwise it feels off if we don't do the movies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's what I was just a little bit concerned about.

Speaker 1:

I don't have Dumbles here, it would be a project.

Speaker 2:

Is it called Stumbles?

Speaker 1:

It's just 27 Stumbles. I think it was Matthias Stumbles, but no, I'm pretty sure it's on that computer.

Speaker 2:

But maybe that's fixable. Yeah, Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.

Speaker 1:

And I'm Lauren. Hello, Lauren Hi.

Speaker 2:

How are you?

Speaker 1:

I'm good. How are you?

Speaker 2:

I am also good.

Speaker 1:

Good One second.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Where's my mouse? There's nothing here, nothing it's loading. Oh, the whole thing here is one minute and eight seconds.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

That's as far as I got and that's up to episode 27. I'm like 100 episodes behind. Yeah, almost okay, like 90, yeah, because this is 120.

Speaker 2:

So I okay. So that that's all you have.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Is it like one from all the episodes?

Speaker 1:

There's several. I mean, I've got two from 27. Okay, three, and then this is 26. That's my shirt. Picture of my shirt. Should we listen through this? I'm pretty sure I sent it to you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, okay, I'm going to pause this, yeah pause this. You didn't pause it, but I tried, but it's. Oh, why is it dumb hello?

Speaker 1:

okay, okay, hi hello. We said we're good we are good and um wait, I said our names.

Speaker 2:

We said our names and everything, but did I say that we're? No? No, okay. We said our names yeah we're going to be your best friends for an hour or so. What?

Speaker 1:

else. Are you okay with that? Do you want to do it again?

Speaker 2:

No, yeah, I don't remember what we said. We've been paused for so long.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry. Yeah, I've been distracted.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

What else Start over then? Yeah, Hello.

Speaker 2:

Hello.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, kevin didn't have a birthday. No, jacob didn't have a birthday.

Speaker 2:

But you said Kevin would have been 31. Yeah, that's what it said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mons killed Kevin. Yeah, mons killed him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I'm so behind on everything. Yeah, I have so much farming to go through. Okay, I feel like you miss one day and there's like half a season, that's gone by.

Speaker 2:

The good thing now is that Torpid is over.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so now it's just Farman. Okay, that was irrelevant, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

You can cut Farman yeah.

Speaker 1:

I was just lamenting.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm sad because I don't have time to watch all of that. Maybe on Sunday I'll take a bleh day and just watch TV all day, and then I'll feel like garbage.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I'll go to spinning and then I'll feel less like garbage. I'm just tired. Instead, I don't like doing things. Last Sunday Last Sunday, I gave you my heart. Yeah, I'm sorry Did you just sigh at me when I started singing.

Speaker 2:

No I'm, I am hurt. Okay, I'm trying to remember what I did, so that's why I'm sighing.

Speaker 1:

Last Sunday I gave you my heart.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

The very next day you threw it away. Huh, what, it's big. What why?

Speaker 2:

We talked about that, didn't we? When At work.

Speaker 1:

Was I there? I don't know. Are you telling me a joke that I wasn't a part of?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, maybe You're not a part of this.

Speaker 1:

I'm not a part of this Hot wall.

Speaker 2:

Hmm.

Speaker 1:

Is there context here?

Speaker 2:

Wait a minute.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry if I'm forgetting something. I don't get the reference.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Your bestie is an idiot. Yeah, yeah I know, Just something you have to live with. I guess your episodes are up.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So then now just what. He have to beg? I wasn't, or was that what Patrick was joking about?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he was talking about that.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I must have missed that.

Speaker 2:

Am I saying it wrong?

Speaker 1:

No, that must have just jumped right over me.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, sometimes that happens.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then everyone's laughing and I'm like hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean it sounds funny. Sure I won't get the joke.

Speaker 2:

No, but it's called Hot Wall.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I just you know. I started to think I, you know, got it wrong all these years. Oh no, I don't think so we were talking about it and then I'm like, okay, maybe.

Speaker 1:

What are you doing? Is this you?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, or do you know other? Matias, you want some.

Speaker 1:

I don't think so. Born in 1991. Maybe not.

Speaker 2:

No, okay.

Speaker 1:

That was me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. What does he want now?

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, okay, okay. So yeah, when you want to listen to an episode, you can just download it onto your phone and do it like that.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

One at a time and then maybe, yeah, have like a note and write down the timestamps for the stumbles. Yeah, sure, and hopefully I can find them. I know it was kind of a struggle last time because, I don't know, the timestamps weren't really synchronized for some reason.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I don't know why, yeah, or oh, I'm sorry for screaming, no, or I just do it myself.

Speaker 1:

I can write yeah, sure, if you want to make your own project, yeah I mean, and then I can send that to you and projects end up being really big, though, so well, I, I don't, you know, I always you know, I don't like have them separated.

Speaker 2:

I what do you merge them?

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So then they're smaller.

Speaker 1:

Okay, all right, because I kind of want to have them in order.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So if I could have them kind of separate, like in blocks, like I have on here.

Speaker 2:

Okay, but I can have like 28, 26.

Speaker 1:

I guess the blocks yeah, yeah, yeah or 30. I already did 26.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I get the point. Yeah, 28, 30. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, math test.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

I got my results in as well.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. So, Wait, math test she can fix that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can. I said Swedish test.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't want to correct you so.

Speaker 1:

You were required to correct me because I did my math test last week. Yeah, another one, no, not another one. I took a Swedish test this time? Yeah, okay, there was what.

Speaker 2:

No, I really thank you. I mean based on, um, how, what I've heard you, uh, when you speak swedish, I think you're really good. So, uh, I, I don't have any like, um, what do you say? I?

Speaker 1:

want to say say doubts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Any doubts about your yeah words?

Speaker 1:

That's right. No, no doubt about my words.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, exactly Swedish words.

Speaker 1:

Okay, my Swedish. Yeah, I don't have In general.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't have a. I believe that you did well.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, I think so too.

Speaker 2:

But I have a you did well, thank you. I think so too, but I have a question. Are you going to do an English lesson as well?

Speaker 1:

I was talking to my. I'm going to call her a guidance counselor, but she's really a career studio, I don't know what.

Speaker 2:

Like a guide yeah.

Speaker 1:

A study guide. A study guide.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, a study guide. A study guide. I guess, yeah, your study guide.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the person helping me to put me in my place.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she's always yelling at you. I thought she was nice. Well, you're used to it, I guess so everyone yells at me yeah, um.

Speaker 1:

So what was the question?

Speaker 2:

Are you going to do English tests?

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I was talking to her about that at our meeting and I was saying you know what, if I have to, then I will. I mean it could be kind of fun.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And I mean credits are credits, I'll take them. Or points Really, you have points, we call them credits, but yeah, I mean, if I have to, then I can collect some free points just by being in English class.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think it would be kind of funny, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I feel like you're going to fail that.

Speaker 1:

I failed English in high school, so yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I failed or no? I failed english in high school.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, I failed or no, I didn't, but I was so close failing swedish yeah you know I said on prison all the time and she's like why are you saying this?

Speaker 2:

stop saying that you're on stuff all the time. What the heck?

Speaker 1:

I just want to dominate.

Speaker 2:

I'm on school. No, you're in school.

Speaker 1:

I'm on the school.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, get down from the ceiling.

Speaker 1:

Get down from the ceiling, the roof.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, it feels like I was going to something else, but I guess not I forgot. What were you gonna say?

Speaker 1:

I don't know okay, I was going to try to push this forward a little bit. Uh, because I have to scream because she complained. She had the nerve excuse me, side note she had the nerve to say I'm gonna quote her. Now I have to go back and quote her because I got not happy. Okay, she said I'd text you but you never reply or tell the people that you got texted. I was like, excuse me, do you not listen to the episodes? She's like of course I do. Who's like? I've read two of three texts on the podcast.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's the majority.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Do not dare lie to me.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so okay.

Speaker 1:

She just likes to complain. This is what she does to get her attention. She's like you, just don't like me. You're just mad at me. Are you mad at me? You must be mad Me, me, me, me, me, me me.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so am I.

Speaker 1:

You're cutting this Okay.

Speaker 2:

You don't want to start a war.

Speaker 1:

I don't need that. And then I was like you can go back and listen to them again. Go ahead, number 118.

Speaker 2:

That's when I read your last text we're never finishing this.

Speaker 1:

No, we have 15 minutes left.

Speaker 2:

Yep, so okay.

Speaker 1:

So she's a spad barn. We haven't even gotten to movies yet. No, what the heck I know. Um, oh, okay, to movies yet no, what the heck.

Speaker 2:

I know Um oh Okay, ghosties, uh. However, yesterday what?

Speaker 1:

You didn't respond to the text.

Speaker 2:

Oh, uh, so yeah, no, I got a paper Paper.

Speaker 1:

You need a pop blocker.

Speaker 2:

What did you say?

Speaker 1:

Pop, pop, pop paper. We need a pop blocker?

Speaker 2:

what?

Speaker 1:

did you say pop, pop, pop? Yeah, exactly pop blocker yeah yeah, I'm sure I thought it was funny I don't remember you do did, do that but did that okay okay, when you did you do that.

Speaker 2:

I was complaining oh, when, when he was talking about when he was talking with andreas, yeah okay, yeah, but okay, uh.

Speaker 1:

So I I got the paper and uh um let's get this over with yeah and oh, crap what I was supposed to come up with something you didn't, you wasted your time like you usually do.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I have something like a bomb like you bomb because I just got inspired by a movie we watched okay, so today we are recording. That wasn't my original thought, but since you brought it up, I'm curious what your original thought was. Big bang.

Speaker 1:

We did that the second time.

Speaker 2:

Okay, good.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so you can't do that.

Speaker 2:

No, that's because we don't have a list.

Speaker 1:

No, I guess I have to write up a list for you?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know what we do. Future, matias, when you hear this, send me a list. No, I guess I have to write up a list for you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know what we do. Future, matthias, when you hear this, send me a text. Tell me to write up a list of history lessons we have already done.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. You're doing a great job, by the way. Oh, thank you, I try my best. It's a long episode. It's a really long episode. This is the future, matias. By the way.

Speaker 1:

Hi future, Matias.

Speaker 2:

Hello.

Speaker 1:

Are you telling me that this is a long episode?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 1:

That's just what happened. Please hold, I have to throw up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and then drink it Blah.

Speaker 1:

Blah.

Speaker 2:

Like rock hard. I'm kidding, I'm cutting that. Okay, it's not funny. It's not funny anymore. Baker hard, baker, hard Rock paper scissor hard.

Speaker 1:

What kind of pie did he make?

Speaker 2:

Apple Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, an apple pie sounds good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, sounds American Stuffing, or what, for lack of a better word.

Speaker 1:

Stuffing pie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, stuffing pie, pie, that's a lot of bread yeah, no, it wasn't. What. What do you call it?

Speaker 1:

like filling, filling, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking um. Yeah, he did try with like other oh I'm sorry, is that uh some relative or? Uh, yeah, um, my, is that a relative? Yeah, my Farfar's wife, okay, but she has pretty bad dementia, I think, or something Something similar. So, yeah, it's really sad.

Speaker 2:

Too bad, she's really nice.

Speaker 1:

It's really sad. Yeah, I really want to print out that Vika one.

Speaker 2:

Mm. Okay, are those the ones we skipped?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so no, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's the Shakespeare ones Annoying. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

We're going into presidential stuff. Some species are at risk of becoming extinct, which would be a hardly terrible loss, sorry blah. Becoming extinct, which would be a hardly terrible loss, sorry Blah.

Speaker 2:

Now it's me writing. Okay, I don't remember what.

Speaker 1:

I wrote Figure it out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I will. I think you kind of like me. You're not answering really. Yeah, Can I start me?

Speaker 2:

you're not answering really yeah, can I start?

Speaker 1:

uh, wait, okay, I'm just gonna yeah, you can start yeah, because it felt like I just kind of rambled on and maybe went in a couple circles and came right back just like this morning.

Speaker 2:

That's what I did this morning.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but yeah, all in all, I think it'll be good for me in the long run.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And maybe my body can depend on another source of energy to keep me going instead of depending on the caffeine.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I mean it's so weird, since you don't even like coffee.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't really like coffee, but I'm dependent on coffee to keep me energized throughout the day. And yeah, without it, yeah, I have to resort to whatever else is in my body.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah, if that makes any sense yeah okay I think so um no, it's april.

Speaker 1:

April. One is the drunk one oh yeah, okay, yes are you drinking with me?

Speaker 2:

sure, okay okay, you don't want me to drink with you, okay I do, I do. But your face did the disappointed face.

Speaker 1:

No, I was Matthias Fisch. Meh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm not a huge fan of alcohol, but sure.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, that's April. We're talking about March, yeah, anyway, hmm.

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