#120: My Name Is Drunk

In which Lauren & Mattias bring back history lessons with the classic tale of the worlds first pie, along with some fun mad libs in preparation of going live. They review their recent movie night films and discuss several various topics including inside out migrants and limping sharks.

Content:

• Opening
  • Bubbles & Dents
• Weekly check in
  • Melodifestivalen Final
  • Fan Mail
• Movie on!
  • Red 2
  • Lyrro: Ut & Invandrarna
• Intermission
• Openings & Whiskey
• History Lesson: the very first pie
  • Favorite pies
• Mad Libs
• Weight update
• What’s ruining our lives?
• Wrap up
  • Live Mad Libs! March 22, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:00 Episode Introduction & Coffee Talk
• 4:15 Weekly Catchup and Melody Festival
• 22:00 Work Week Stories and Swedish Test
• 40:25 Movie Reviews: Red 2 and Immigrant Comedy
• 52:45 Pie History Lesson & Whiskey Sips
• 1:05:25 Mad Libs Games & Weight Updates

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:06

in a world where everything is unscripted.

Speaker 2: 0:09

This is roasty, toasty ghost do I have to shake this? Enjoy cold shake. Well, okay, shake it.

Speaker 1: 0:19

Shake it shakey do you also want to shake it.

Speaker 2: 0:22

Yeah, okay, don't open it. Okay, okay, okay, let's do this, mattia?

Speaker 1: 0:34

Oh, it's sprayed on you.

Speaker 2: 0:36

It's all over me Okay, open, okay, it's only bubbles.

Speaker 1: 0:41

Okay, okay. So you, I bought bubbles for you. Bubbles, bubbles for. So I bought bubbles for you, bubbles, Bubbles for you. I bought bubbles for you. Mm-hmm. Caramel, hazelnut bubbles for you.

Speaker 2: 0:55

I'm going to drink it all at once.

Speaker 1: 0:56

Yeah, okay, so this is weird to drink from this Is it.

Speaker 2: 1:00

Yeah, do you need a glass?

Speaker 1: 1:02

No, it's okay.

Speaker 2: 1:03

Do you need four glasses?

Speaker 1: 1:05

Yeah, no, it's just.

Speaker 2: 1:10

It's like right at the mouth part.

Speaker 1: 1:12

Yeah, it's a big dent on my.

Speaker 2: 1:17

On the can.

Speaker 1: 1:18

On the can, on my monster can.

Speaker 2: 1:21

Right at the mouth part. Yeah, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 1: 1:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:24

I don't know how that happened, though.

Speaker 1: 1:26

No, it must have happened in the store or something.

Speaker 2: 1:30

Or when I brought it home and I just threw the bag on the floor.

Speaker 1: 1:34

Yeah, oh, yeah, you do that.

Speaker 2: 1:36

Mm.

Speaker 1: 1:38

As hard as you can.

Speaker 2: 1:39

Yeah, especially when there's eggs.

Speaker 1: 1:41

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:42

I just want to see what happens.

Speaker 1: 1:43

Yeah, see if they to see what happens? Yeah, see, if they're, you know.

Speaker 2: 1:46

See how strong they are. Yeah, let the strong ones stay.

Speaker 1: 1:50

Yeah, and if chickens are coming out of the?

Speaker 2: 1:54

I don't want to eat those.

Speaker 1: 1:55

No.

Speaker 2: 1:56

There might be some fertilized eggs in there as well.

Speaker 1: 1:59

You never know. You never know no. Are you going to no?

Speaker 2: 2:01

Okay, you never know, you never know no.

Speaker 1: 2:03

Are you going to? No, okay, I'm not going to. You're not ready? No, now I'm doing what you usually do.

Speaker 2: 2:10

Yeah, no, no, well, I'm all out of sips?

Speaker 1: 2:18

You are no, no.

Speaker 2: 2:19

It goes quick though.

Speaker 1: 2:23

Okay, so maybe I should Do you want a.

Speaker 2: 2:24

I should taste. No thank you.

Speaker 1: 2:26

It's hazelnut, yeah, but it's coffee too, right yeah, but it's protein yeah, no it's good for you no, should I start this or? Yes, please yeah, hello and welcome to roasty toasty ghosty. My name is matthias and I'm lauren. And we are going to be your best friends for an hour or so.

Speaker 2: 2:45

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1: 2:46

Yeah, and some people call this like the best podcast in the world.

Speaker 2: 2:53

That is true.

Speaker 1: 2:54

Yeah, I heard those people talk about this podcast.

Speaker 2: 2:57

I've heard it been said many times.

Speaker 1: 3:00

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 3:00

Every time I leave my house, someone tells me that's the best podcast in the world.

Speaker 1: 3:06

Yeah, and Everyone says it yeah, Every time I leave my house, someone tells me that's the best podcast in the world.

Speaker 2: 3:08

Yeah, and Everyone says it.

Speaker 1: 3:09

Yeah, so that's cool.

Speaker 2: 3:11

Yeah, so it must be a fact.

Speaker 1: 3:14

Do they know you're the one making it, or do they just tell random people that?

Speaker 2: 3:20

I think they just tell random people, and I happen to be one of those random people.

Speaker 1: 3:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 3:25

Every single time yeah.

Speaker 1: 3:26

I mean, I guess all people in the world goes around talking about.

Speaker 2: 3:32

At, least to me.

Speaker 1: 3:33

Yeah, in your world.

Speaker 2: 3:36

Oh yeah, maybe I've heard many voices say that this is the best podcast ever yeah. Never while I'm in my house, though, which is really strange. It's always when I leave.

Speaker 1: 3:51

Yeah, when you're outside.

Speaker 2: 3:53

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1: 3:53

That's when the voices are there.

Speaker 2: 3:56

Yeah, I always thought it was really weird that I never actually saw people but, I heard them.

Speaker 1: 4:01

I can hear them saying Are there like 27 voices?

Speaker 2: 4:05

At least Okay, cool. Personalities, really.

Speaker 1: 4:09

Yeah, no Split. Yeah, okay, sorry Okay.

Speaker 2: 4:13

Fixing.

Speaker 1: 4:17

Split.

Speaker 2: 4:18

Yeah, did you hear?

Speaker 1: 4:19

me Split.

Speaker 2: 4:20

I heard you split Gross, can you?

Speaker 1: 4:25

not though it hurts.

Speaker 2: 4:28

I'd rather you didn't.

Speaker 1: 4:30

Okay. Did you hear the bouncing balls?

Speaker 2: 4:34

You're funny.

Speaker 1: 4:34

Yeah, I am, oh, you yeah.

Speaker 2: 4:37

Oh, and you said split, as I was splitting you.

Speaker 1: 4:40

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 4:40

Yeah, okay, how are you doing?

Speaker 1: 4:44

I'm doing well, all right, yeah, and how are you doing? Yeah, I'm, I'm doing well, all right, yeah, and how are you doing? I'm doing great great amazing oh no oh, no, no I don't want you to be better than me.

Speaker 2: 5:00

No, no, I am, that's okay I'm good, I'm really happy to be here yeah, me too yeah, um, let's talk about something okay, um, maybe are we I well. No, I want to tell you that I'm drinking a little bit of coffee yeah starbucks has this protein drink with coffee. It has 20 grams of protein per bottle, no added sugar and low fat.

Speaker 1: 5:29

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2: 5:29

This is my advertisement and I'm not getting paid for it. I have the caramel hazelnut flavor and I think it's pretty good. It's almost gone, so we better finish up this episode really quickly.

Speaker 1: 5:44

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 5:52

Yeah, almost gone, so we better finish up this episode really quickly. Yeah, um yeah we just opened it up and I'm almost done it went quick, yeah, well, yeah, it's just bubbles, so it was really just bubbles, because you shook it a lot yeah and then it spewed all over me yeah, with bubbles. Uh, yeah, that's cool I guess so that was fun yeah, it was a good time. My pants are all dirty now yeah they were already dirty, okay, but still, let me um ask you a question. Okay, okay, how was your week?

Speaker 1: 6:26

uh, it was good okay, what happened? I think I, I don't know it's been like a meh kind of week I mean it hasn't been.

Speaker 2: 6:34

It hasn't been a bad week necessarily, but it just it feels monotone, kind of like you autopilot yeah, pretty much just following routine, yeah, and it's kind of boring, but yeah yeah, I mean, it has been something new for me in a way okay yeah, I mean what happened on Saturday?

Speaker 1: 7:02

Oh, we worked.

Speaker 2: 7:04

We did work. We worked on Saturday and yeah well, you worked the entire day.

Speaker 1: 7:11

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 7:11

I came in after lunch because I worked gymnastics that morning. I got permission to come in later, but I also went to the gym after gymnastics and then I came to work and we worked and oh my god, it was so boring. Time went so slow. I went there to do one thing and then that one thing wasn't available to do anymore. So, then I had to do something else, and it was just so boring.

Speaker 1: 7:43

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 7:43

I did not have a good time no, okay, what did I do?

Speaker 1: 7:48

you worked yeah, and then we walked home yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I worked, I didn't. I was in that machine, so yeah you were just packing.

Speaker 2: 7:58

Yeah, I was packing and sorting and we walked home we walked home it's about an hour walk.

Speaker 1: 8:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 8:05

It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1: 8:06

It was good.

Speaker 2: 8:07

Yeah, I really thought it was going to be longer because I feel like the last time we walked that road it took longer. I feel, like it took like an hour and a half, and this was just like an hour and ten minutes.

Speaker 1: 8:21

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 8:22

So maybe we're just faster now.

Speaker 1: 8:25

Cool yeah, yeah I like that and uh, yeah, I was kind of worried because I my, you know, jacket is so thick yeah that I'm. I'm just worried that I'm gonna sweat so much, and you know all the sweat on the inside of the jacket is yeah, and it was kind of warm out.

Speaker 2: 8:45

It was really nice.

Speaker 1: 8:46

Yeah, but.

Speaker 2: 8:47

I mean, it was a little bit chilly.

Speaker 1: 8:49

Yeah, but it was. I even took my jacket off For a bit, yeah.

Speaker 2: 8:53

But yeah, it was good.

Speaker 1: 8:55

It was a nice walk.

Speaker 2: 8:56

And then I went to the store and I might have gotten a little bit of candy, yeah, but it was most it was saturday it was saturday and we watched the melody festival and yeah, final, yeah, finale, yeah, the final one yeah that was weird it was weird yeah, I don't know how to you know.

Speaker 1: 9:22

I don't know what to think about the winner actually I like the song yeah, I mean it is funny it is, but it feels like it feels like it doesn't really represent sweden no, it, it

Speaker 1: 9:37

feels like you, you, it's what, how to describe it? It feels like uh, like kang pao, uh enter the fist winning best oscar or something it just doesn't fit. You know that thing, you're the the funny um acts, or whatever you call it aren't supposed to win, and this year it did yeah but I mean, uh, yeah, uh, the the other one, that, because it was between the two really yeah the other one I didn't like at all.

Speaker 2: 10:15

So no, maybe it was revolution. Yeah, yeah, I I mean I like I thought the the whole show thing was pretty cool with the lights and everything and the confetti in his face.

Speaker 1: 10:26

The song wasn't much too.

Speaker 2: 10:28

No, it sounds like a lot of other songs.

Speaker 1: 10:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 10:31

But I noticed that I kind of I mean here's my confession here I kind of enjoyed quite a few of the songs that were in the finale, of the songs that were in the finale. Um, I realized that while I was at spinning yesterday and they were playing the mellow songs yeah, I was like oh, I remember this one, this one was fun yeah, I mean, yeah, I, I like some of them too I mean even the dolly style one I kind of get stuck in my head, giddy up, giddy up, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's kind of like guilty pleasure music yeah, it is.

Speaker 2: 11:09

I really liked the Grekshka guy.

Speaker 1: 11:14

His song was pretty good.

Speaker 2: 11:16

Greshkla, yeah, garganzola.

Speaker 1: 11:18

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 11:19

Whatever his name is, that's cheese right.

Speaker 1: 11:21

Yeah Cool.

Speaker 2: 11:23

He should change his name is that's cheese, right?

Speaker 1: 11:28

yeah, cool, he should change his name, yeah um could have been better, you know could have been cheddar. Yeah, no, the song was I really like that one.

Speaker 2: 11:35

It was kind of like a retro kind of yeah song, yeah felt like, yeah, felt a little bit like Queen-ish. A little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 1: 11:46

It had, you know, a few ingredients from different bands and artists. Yeah, yeah, like retro I also. I mean, I guess it's kind of a guilty pleasure that too, because the Klara Hammerström which one was that? The On and On and On song. That one just sticks in my head for some reason. I don't know why. I mean. First time I heard it it was like okay.

Speaker 2: 12:26

Yeah, Some of these songs it takes a few times. Yeah, and luckily they have the songs on repeat.

Speaker 1: 12:32

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: 12:33

So I also liked Sweet and Psycho. Yeah, okay, that one was fun yeah.

Speaker 1: 12:38

And I mean I have to say that the Maya Iva Shon, that one I liked the kamikaze life that one was my, I do like that one. Yeah, it's good. I'm shocked that it did so poorly.

Speaker 2: 12:56

I know there were like I really expected the Garganzola one to do a lot better, but it got like nothing. Yeah, a lot of the good ones got like nothing.

Speaker 1: 13:09

I mean Maja Ivasan. She got two points from the juries.

Speaker 2: 13:16

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 13:17

And that's like what are you doing.

Speaker 2: 13:19

That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1: 13:20

What are you doing?

Speaker 2: 13:21

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 13:23

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 13:24

Anyway, we got a funny song this year yeah which I mean. If you think about it, they're finnish yeah you remember finland's song from last year um? Last year, I'm not sure the guy who was, like, pretty much naked on stage oh, yeah, yeah yeah, there's no rules yeah, I, I like kind of a theme they have going on here all the finnish people have to do something funny.

Speaker 1: 13:51

Yeah, so that's, that's how it's going I mean, maybe that's, um, that has something to do with them, not, they just won eurovision once okay, yeah, maybe they don't even take it seriously no, no but it is also kind of funny that sweden once again is not sending a swedish artist to eurovision.

Speaker 2: 14:17

Last year it was the norwegian boys yeah and this year it's Finnish boys. Mm-hmm, men, they're older, a lot older.

Speaker 1: 14:26

Yeah, yep, swedish men. I'm sure they're younger than me, though I don't know, but it feels like I don't know, I don't know how old they are. No, I don't know either. I haven't looked them up, but I feel like I'm no man, and I feel like I'm no man. No, you're not a man.

Speaker 2: 14:46

Now I have to know.

Speaker 1: 14:48

Yeah, I'm really sorry, look them up.

Speaker 2: 14:50

Okay, kai, I wonder if I can just wiki them.

Speaker 1: 14:54

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 14:54

Wiki Kai.

Speaker 1: 14:55

I wonder if they are the same age all three, or are they a different age?

Speaker 2: 15:02

Comedy group? I don't know. Okay, so Kevin isn't no.

Speaker 1: 15:08

No, he isn't.

Speaker 2: 15:09

Hey Google, how old are the guys in the Finnish group Kai?

Speaker 1: 15:16

Okay, I guess they are.

Speaker 2: 15:18

They're all my age.

Speaker 1: 15:19

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 15:20

They're men.

Speaker 1: 15:21

Yeah, they're men.

Speaker 2: 15:22

They are younger than you.

Speaker 1: 15:23

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 15:24

And yeah, so Kevin is 93, axan is 93, and Jacob doesn't have a birthday.

Speaker 1: 15:31

No, but I'm sure he's 93, too, or born in 93.

Speaker 2: 15:36

Yeah, I like how it says Kevin would be 31 years old. Like he's not here anymore.

Speaker 1: 15:43

No, if he was still alive, he would be If he didn't die.

Speaker 2: 15:48

The poor guy.

Speaker 1: 15:50

Someone killed him, it was Mons, it says here his birthday is March 93.

Speaker 2: 15:58

Axel is February 93. And Kevin is December 93.

Speaker 1: 16:02

Okay.

Speaker 2: 16:03

So they're all my age.

Speaker 1: 16:04

Yeah, it was Mons who killed Kevin. Was it Kevin that?

Speaker 2: 16:10

Yeah, I don't know, that's too bad.

Speaker 1: 16:13

Because he was pissed.

Speaker 2: 16:15

Was he though.

Speaker 1: 16:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 16:17

Okay.

Speaker 1: 16:17

Apparently.

Speaker 2: 16:18

I don't know.

Speaker 1: 16:20

From what I heard, he kicked stuff and you know behind the scenes.

Speaker 2: 16:25

Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know what's for show and what's serious anymore.

Speaker 1: 16:32

Yeah, I mean when they won. You saw Mons and he was laughing.

Speaker 2: 16:38

Yeah, it looked like he was just messing around like it was expected or something.

Speaker 1: 16:43

Yeah, I mean, I guess it. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2: 16:45

Like it was all staged.

Speaker 1: 16:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 16:48

Everything was planned. Everyone knew this was going to happen.

Speaker 1: 16:51

Yeah, I don't know Conspiracy theories. I don't know, yeah, maybe he was just so shocked that he started laughing because he couldn't believe that that actually happened.

Speaker 2: 17:04

Yeah, I don't know, I couldn't believe. Yeah, that that actually happened.

Speaker 1: 17:06

Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 2: 17:07

No, well, no, I, I don't know, I don't know, I don't remember my feelings, but I know that out of the two I wanted kai to go through.

Speaker 1: 17:17

Yeah I rather have kai than mons. Yeah, although I like the guy. I like mons, yeah, I mean a person. He seems like a nice guy.

Speaker 2: 17:27

Okay.

Speaker 1: 17:28

When he doesn't kick things.

Speaker 2: 17:30

Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1: 17:31

Masked Singer.

Speaker 2: 17:32

Yeah, he's funny on Masked Singer.

Speaker 1: 17:35

Yeah, okay, so Sunday, let's move on to what happened on Sunday.

Speaker 2: 17:43

I really don't know. No, what did happen Sunday? I really don't know. No what did happen on Sunday. I don't know I did some things and then I might have gone to spinning and Sunday things. I don't think I do much on Sundays anymore.

Speaker 1: 18:02

No.

Speaker 2: 18:03

I try not to. I ended in. Yeah, I didn't do that. No, I try not to. I edited.

Speaker 1: 18:06

Yeah, I didn't do that. Well, yes, I did.

Speaker 2: 18:10

You edited videos I edited video. Wow.

Speaker 1: 18:14

We watched that video just a few minutes ago, probably an hour ago.

Speaker 2: 18:20

I apologize. I lied I did not go to spinning because it got cancelled, but I did go to court, court, I went to court. I lied I did not go to spinning because it got canceled, but I did go to court. Court. I went to court.

Speaker 1: 18:28

I worked out. You know, spinning was canceled so I went to court.

Speaker 2: 18:35

I sued them.

Speaker 1: 18:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 18:37

I was like, how dare you take my training time away from me? And I baked semlas.

Speaker 1: 18:45

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 18:45

For my work. Colleagues and the majority of them appreciated my semlas, except for my supervisor who was like they were dry.

Speaker 1: 18:59

I was like I mean whatever who? Who would say that I?

Speaker 2: 19:02

don't know she. Yeah, it was good. They were a little dry, though I was like you know what, forget about that part.

Speaker 1: 19:08

Yeah, okay, because I was nice and baked for you. Yeah, I mean bring something yourself.

Speaker 2: 19:14

Bring your own semlas.

Speaker 1: 19:16

Yeah, I mean, she can bring something and then you can complain.

Speaker 2: 19:19

Yeah, Now it was kind of dry. It wasn't dry enough. It's too wet yeah. This is like a soggy pancake. Why? Why did you bring in?

Speaker 1: 19:33

soggy pancakes yeah, this is just better.

Speaker 2: 19:37

No, what she did was she actually brought in the warm milk with the bread in it.

Speaker 1: 19:42

No, yeah, Like bleh why? Who eats this? She's like hot wall. Yeah, semla in hot milk or whatever is that what it's called?

Speaker 2: 19:56

yeah when you put a semla in hot milk.

Speaker 1: 19:58

Yeah, oh uh, okay, uh, monday we worked yeah, and I um to be at the machines where I usually work and that someone is our good friend.

Speaker 2: 20:13

Yeah, at work, we like her a lot.

Speaker 1: 20:16

Yeah, and she thought the, was that a joke?

Speaker 2: 20:21

No, I just realized that I did not sound that enthusiastic. We like her a lot, yeah, no, I just realized that I did not sound that enthusiastic.

Speaker 1: 20:29

We like her a lot. Yeah, no, we do. She's really nice and fun, but she complains a lot.

Speaker 2: 20:39

Sounds like me. Yeah, oh, it wasn't me. No, no.

Speaker 1: 20:44

No, it wasn't you. And the first day she thought was really boring and she's like how can I survive this week? And you know, today she's like I want to be here another week. She really came around.

Speaker 2: 21:01

It's funny because it felt like every single day the machines were messing up. Yeah, and know that there was one day I was walking through and every single red light was on.

Speaker 1: 21:13

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 21:14

And I'm like you broke everything. How did you manage this? This is talent, yeah. She's like I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1: 21:23

Yeah, that was funny, that wasn't her fault. No, like I don't know what's going on. Yeah, that was funny, that wasn't her fault.

Speaker 2: 21:28

No, no, it was.

Speaker 1: 21:30

Someone pushed the nut stop.

Speaker 2: 21:33

Yeah, the emergency stop yeah.

Speaker 1: 21:36

Nut stop in Swedish. Nut stop, nut stop, yeah, and yeah, we fixed, fixed that too.

Speaker 2: 21:45

Yeah, I told my story for Monday with the seminars.

Speaker 1: 21:49

Yeah, and I told my story for the week, because that's all I did. I mean, I showed her how to do the things on Monday, and then she wanted to do it on her own and she wanted to be left alone yeah, I mean I was there as uh um close by, so so she, if she had questions or needed some help or assistance, yeah, so yeah, cool, I stood there, you know, watching like a creep, no no, yeah.

Speaker 2: 22:29

Well, tuesday I took my swedish test yeah okay and um, there were like questions you had to answer after reading, like a paragraph or something like a little. So there was a section of those. And then there was a section of listening, but I could only listen to the things like once or twice. There were three of them and I think, yeah, I could only listen to them twice.

Speaker 1: 22:57

The first two.

Speaker 2: 22:58

The last one I could only listen to once.

Speaker 1: 23:00

And I was like oh, my God.

Speaker 2: 23:03

And I had to, like, read through all of the questions and the answers. They were all multiple choice, so that was good, yeah, but um, so I had to read through everything first and then try to answer them, as I was listening to the thing and I was so nervous that it was gonna go so fast that I wouldn't be able to answer all the questions. But, I think it went well.

Speaker 1: 23:28

Okay.

Speaker 2: 23:28

I think I got most of them right.

Speaker 1: 23:30

Do you think it went better than the math test?

Speaker 2: 23:35

I feel like it did. Yeah, but there was also an article that had some. It was kind of like a Mad Libbs, except it had, uh, the blank words. There were like three options of what could be there, and I feel like I got most of those right. I think there was one word towards the end where I was like all three of them felt like they would fit.

Speaker 1: 24:05

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 24:05

And so I went on my gut feeling with that one.

Speaker 1: 24:11

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 24:11

It was like the first one that I originally thought was right. I stuck with that one.

Speaker 1: 24:16

Yeah, language since we saw how, or we heard how, I can screw things up too, like last week's episode yeah, I didn't know if it was on or in prison. It's not easy but I know it's in prison.

Speaker 2: 24:42

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 24:43

E-fingazer, not poor fingazer.

Speaker 2: 24:46

You don't go on the prison.

Speaker 1: 24:47

No, you go in it.

Speaker 2: 24:49

You could be on it, yeah, but then you're on the roof.

Speaker 1: 24:52

Yes, why are you there? Because I'm trying to escape.

Speaker 2: 24:55

Sounds like you're a sniper.

Speaker 1: 24:56

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2: 24:57

Okay, the last section. I'm going to tell you all about my test because this is fun to listen to great content, great content sections of tests, yeah, um. Well, the last one was an essay I had to write oh in swedish. I got to pick the topic, or there was a list of topics I could pick from, and it had to be 200 words, oh, and so I took the one that I felt like I could write the most about, and it was exercise for kids and adults.

Speaker 2: 25:41

Okay, or the young and old or something like that, and I was like, ah, I teach gymnastics. I'm just going to ramble about that, yeah, okay, and I feel like my grade was pretty good, I think because you've got Swedish for immigrants, which is the lower level, and then Swedish as second language which is the lower level, and then Swedish as second language as a second level.

Speaker 2: 26:11

Yeah, and I got the fourth part of Swedish as a second language, so I mean it's pretty good. I think I don't know how many levels within that block is, but it's going to be like what seven or eight, yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know how many levels within that block is, but it's going to be like what? Seven or eight? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1: 26:28

I don't know.

Speaker 2: 26:29

I don't know, but I feel like it was pretty good.

Speaker 1: 26:32

Yeah, either way.

Speaker 2: 26:33

And then I got seventh grade math. Yeah, I'm seventh grade level math which does make sense, because that's when I started to downfall, I think.

Speaker 1: 26:44

It was like sixth, I think.

Speaker 2: 26:45

It was like sixth, seventh grade. I'm like you're still a kid, I am I really am, and my oldest is going to be in seventh grade next year, so we're going to be on the same level of math. How cool.

Speaker 1: 27:00

We can do each other's homework. Yeah, you can do homework with your.

Speaker 2: 27:04

Oh my God, if I could read his books. Yeah, like we're doing this together.

Speaker 1: 27:09

Teamwork when he starts eighth grade I'm screwed.

Speaker 2: 27:16

Yeah, he's way over my head. I don't know I.

Speaker 1: 27:25

What are you talking about? Wednesday, wednesday, yeah, we worked overtime.

Speaker 2: 27:33

We did, we, did, did we.

Speaker 1: 27:36

No, we didn't.

Speaker 2: 27:37

We decided we're not working overtime so we could catch a ride.

Speaker 1: 27:40

I worked overtime on.

Speaker 2: 27:42

Tuesday yeah Right, I couldn't, no.

Speaker 1: 27:46

But yes, wednesday we did not work overtime, but they didn't offer overtime either.

Speaker 2: 27:54

No, because I felt like yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 1: 27:55

They didn't. They didn't offer overtime either. No, because I felt like yeah, no, no, no, they didn't.

Speaker 2: 27:59

They didn't offer overtime for the rest of the week.

Speaker 1: 28:02

No, okay, that's great.

Speaker 2: 28:03

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 28:04

Because I didn't want it yeah.

Speaker 2: 28:06

I went home and I joined a meeting a Zoom call for gymnastics to do some boring background admin work. It took a lot longer than I expected.

Speaker 1: 28:22

Yeah, I didn't do much at all.

Speaker 2: 28:24

And then I got a call from our favorite listener.

Speaker 1: 28:29

Yay.

Speaker 2: 28:30

Hello, it's time to listen, because she did have a comment for you, oh cool.

Speaker 1: 28:36

For me, for you, oh, cool For me.

Speaker 2: 28:38

For you. I am going to read your comment now. She said Okay, this is when you come back.

Speaker 1: 28:46

Okay.

Speaker 2: 28:46

Sorry, I'm getting. I'm all over the place. I feel like.

Speaker 1: 28:51

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 28:52

Coffee yeah.

Speaker 1: 28:54

Hey you person who texts us. You should listen to the leftovers, pay for it no, don't do it.

Speaker 2: 29:05

Oh, I have nothing to say about you. Um, she said tell matias that I liked the swedish lesson, but I think it would be a lot more helpful if he could slow down and enunciate a bit. I read your text.

Speaker 1: 29:22

Yay, okay, yes.

Speaker 2: 29:27

And then she said Jörg Erbora Spadbarn.

Speaker 1: 29:30

Spadbarn Shovel baby.

Speaker 2: 29:34

She meant spadbarn, oh okay. And then she's like I'm a shovel child, shovel baby.

Speaker 1: 29:36

She meant spad bar.

Speaker 2: 29:36

Oh, okay, and then she's like I'm a shovel.

Speaker 1: 29:39

I'm a shovel child.

Speaker 2: 29:41

Shovel baby.

Speaker 1: 29:44

I'm a shovel baby.

Speaker 2: 29:46

I'm a shovel baby, so why don't you kill me?

Speaker 1: 29:52

So why don't you shove me why?

Speaker 2: 29:55

don't you shove me.

Speaker 1: 30:00

Anyway, okay.

Speaker 2: 30:01

Respond to the text please.

Speaker 1: 30:04

Yep, okay, so okay, I need to enunciate.

Speaker 2: 30:08

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1: 30:08

Yes, jag är på fängelset. Nej, jag är I fängelset, right? Do you think that was better?

Speaker 2: 30:17

That was better? I think, yeah, Okay, so Thursday I worked gymnastics and then I went home and then I went to spinning Wow.

Speaker 1: 30:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 30:28

Really cool, you also.

Speaker 1: 30:30

I biked with you.

Speaker 2: 30:31

Yeah, Sorry what.

Speaker 1: 30:32

I biked with you. You didn't Biked with you, I did. You biked me. I biked with you, you did Biked with you, I did.

Speaker 2: 30:38

You bite me.

Speaker 1: 30:39

I bite you. No, I didn't Okay. I bit you, ow, sorry.

Speaker 2: 30:47

You bit me.

Speaker 1: 30:48

Yeah, that happens.

Speaker 2: 30:52

Thursday did you do anything fun?

Speaker 1: 30:55

No, Well, I got a paper. Oh boy, Tell me about your paper.

Speaker 2: 30:57

I got a paper. Oh boy, Tell me about your paper.

Speaker 1: 31:00

I got a baker, a baker, a baker from work.

Speaker 2: 31:04

Oh, I want one of those yeah.

Speaker 1: 31:08

You know, but it's because I'm getting fired.

Speaker 2: 31:11

You get a free baker.

Speaker 1: 31:13

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 31:13

I'm getting fired. Where's my baker? You know, I turned them down. Yeah, I'm getting fired. Where's my baker? You know I turned them down. Yeah, I didn't get a baker.

Speaker 1: 31:19

No, it was about my. You know what do you even call it Like re-.

Speaker 2: 31:27

Employment. Yeah, re-hiring or yeah, re-hiring.

Speaker 1: 31:31

Yeah, if I want them to like re-hire me for shorter or longer periods of time and I'm like, yeah, I'll take all I can get. So yeah, that was the paper. It was about that and I gave them or gave my boss that paper today.

Speaker 2: 31:55

Friday Does it feel good? Yeah, yeah, good it did. Does it feel good yeah?

Speaker 1: 31:58

Yeah, good it did. I got the paper on Thursday. I handed it in on today, Friday.

Speaker 2: 32:04

Today is Friday yeah, it is, and we watched movies.

Speaker 1: 32:09

We did.

Speaker 2: 32:09

Can we please movie on?

Speaker 1: 32:11

Maybe we should movie on. Let's movie on.

Speaker 2: 32:14

All right.

Speaker 1: 32:15

Okay.

Speaker 2: 32:15

Okay, today we watched Red 2 and the other one.

Speaker 1: 32:21

Yeah, lyro ut och invandrarna.

Speaker 2: 32:25

Can you enunciate?

Speaker 1: 32:27

Lyro ut och invandrarna. Was that better?

Speaker 2: 32:30

Yeah, that's the in and out migrants.

Speaker 1: 32:35

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2: 32:37

Inside out migrants.

Speaker 1: 32:38

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2: 32:38

Inside out migrants. Yeah, uh, okay. So Red 2 is a movie, the last Bruce Willis movie, mm.

Speaker 1: 32:46

Sad, sad yeah.

Speaker 2: 32:49

Um so Red 2 is a movie with Bruce Willis.

Speaker 1: 32:52

Mm.

Speaker 2: 32:53

And he's back with his friends and his girlfriend. They're married now, I guess.

Speaker 1: 33:00

Yeah, it looked like she had rings. Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2: 33:04

And Bruce is like I'm retired, I don't kill people anymore, I don't do this. But then something happens and he's put on a mission to find this bomb, and so he's like, okay, I'll do that. And so he does that and they beat up a lot of bad guys.

Speaker 1: 33:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 33:31

And Catherine Zeta-Jones is in this movie as his ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 1: 33:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 33:37

And she does some cool things.

Speaker 1: 33:39

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 33:40

And Marvin is in this movie.

Speaker 1: 33:42

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 33:43

And he's funny.

Speaker 1: 33:44

He is, and Still.

Speaker 2: 33:46

Yeah, and the older woman, yeah.

Speaker 1: 33:49

Who was the?

Speaker 2: 33:49

queen yeah, in a different movie.

Speaker 1: 33:51

Yeah, called the Queen yeah.

Speaker 2: 33:53

She was the queen and she was in this movie. The queen, yeah, she was the queen and she was in this movie and she was really cool as she is.

Speaker 1: 34:01

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 34:01

And she pretended to be a queen as well.

Speaker 1: 34:04

Yeah, that was funny.

Speaker 2: 34:05

It was funny and the Russian guy was back. Yeah, and he was funny, he was good. Yeah, it was a good movie.

Speaker 1: 34:15

Yeah, I liked it. Some new faces in this one. Yeah, anthony Hopkins was there, mm-hmm, and.

Speaker 2: 34:22

Oh, Professor Lupin from Harry Potter is in this movie.

Speaker 1: 34:26

Yeah, I totally remember him from Harry Potter you slept through that entire movie, Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: 34:31

You were awake for the opening titles and then you fell asleep. Yeah okay, which is too bad. That one's my favorite. The third one, or maybe I made you stay up for him. Maybe, I know, with the first one you fell asleep.

Speaker 1: 34:45

Yeah, I did. I woke up when some person had a face on the back of his head.

Speaker 2: 34:52

Voldemort, he was in the Oscars. Yeah, he was. He didn't win. No, no.

Speaker 1: 34:59

He didn't but this movie.

Speaker 2: 35:02

What'd you think?

Speaker 1: 35:05

What do you think about the movie I would like?

Speaker 2: 35:08

Well, what did you think? Okay, what did I think?

Speaker 1: 35:12

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 35:12

I did think it was a good movie.

Speaker 1: 35:14

Good.

Speaker 2: 35:14

I believe I didn't like the first one better, but this one is still really good.

Speaker 1: 35:20

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 35:21

So I'm not saying that this one is much less, but I did like the first one better.

Speaker 1: 35:27

Yeah, yeah, so did so do I. I also like the first one better, and but like you said, you said I copy your answer.

Speaker 2: 35:40

Okay.

Speaker 1: 35:41

This one is also good. I think it's a good ending for the Bruce Willis movies and the cool thing that he did in the first one where he kind of walked out of the moving car or spinning car. He did the opposite in this one.

Speaker 2: 36:04

He walked into the car while it was spinning. Yeah, that was really cool.

Speaker 1: 36:09

I thought that was a fun. You know fun scene. You know, and it was.

Speaker 2: 36:16

It was a bit of a connection, yeah it was cool.

Speaker 1: 36:19

Yeah, it's funny and it has good action. I also like the Asian guy. Yeah, he was cool.

Speaker 2: 36:30

He was cool. He wasn't Jackie Chan.

Speaker 1: 36:32

No.

Speaker 2: 36:33

But he was still cool.

Speaker 1: 36:35

So next movie.

Speaker 2: 36:37

Yes.

Speaker 1: 36:38

Lyro Uto invandrarna. Okay, so this movie is I don't know if you can call it a sequel to the other one we watched last week, but it's in the same Style. Yeah, in the same style, yeah, and it's by the same guys who made the first one. Um, it's, uh, you know the it's sketches, and uh, yeah, um, uh, it's very much about like immigrants and like, uh, traveling abroad yes, it's called.

Speaker 2: 37:16

That's what it's called Abroad.

Speaker 1: 37:17

Okay, yeah, yeah and immigration. So that's the theme of the movie and it has some. I mean it's not as controversial as the first one, although it does have some controversial things in it too yeah I mean, they do say some stuff that may be not suited for everyone yeah if we call this one a sequel.

Speaker 1: 37:49

This is not as good as the first one either, but it still has funny moments in it. This is my opinion, of course. Yeah, I feel like the first one made me laugh more, but this one also has funny moments. What do you think about this one?

Speaker 2: 38:11

I did enjoy the movie. I'm going to start off with that. I liked it. Yeah. Maybe the first one did make me laugh more as well, but this one had more of a storyline that you could kind of follow. The other one felt a lot more random.

Speaker 1: 38:33

Yeah, and I think that was the point.

Speaker 2: 38:35

But I mean like, like the beginning was really weird.

Speaker 1: 38:38

It was like a documentary kind of yeah, this one of this one, yeah yeah, and then it went into like this more modern day, uh storyline because it it it like started with the big bang and everything yeah, like cavemen yeah and then here we are with cell phones and everything we have. Yeah, and then Josef and Mary.

Speaker 2: 39:04

Yeah, they were trying to find Södertälje.

Speaker 1: 39:07

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 39:08

Yeah, it's a city in Sweden.

Speaker 1: 39:11

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 39:11

And they got there and they weren't very satisfied with the place. So, they kept searching for a different place.

Speaker 1: 39:19

Yeah, still called Sœur d'Italie.

Speaker 2: 39:22

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 39:23

So they didn't believe that that was the place, because it wasn't what they expected it to be. Right, it wasn't as good.

Speaker 2: 39:31

There were some different actors in this one that I recognized.

Speaker 1: 39:38

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 39:39

Yeah, that was the exciting part for me.

Speaker 1: 39:42

Okay, yeah, the main four though.

Speaker 2: 39:45

They were still there.

Speaker 1: 39:46

Yeah, they were still there.

Speaker 2: 39:48

Yeah, but there were some new faces that I did recognize. I think, so that was exciting, Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1: 39:56

Yeah, yeah. Anything else? I don't think so.

Speaker 2: 40:01

Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1: 40:03

Is it about time to take a break.

Speaker 2: 40:05

I think we should take a break.

Speaker 1: 40:08

Yeah, all right Okay.

Speaker 2: 40:09

Intermission.

Speaker 1: 40:11

Intermission.

Speaker 2: 40:13

We'll be right back. Yeah, bye-bye.

Speaker 1: 40:15

See ya, and we're back.

Speaker 2: 40:27

Hello.

Speaker 1: 40:28

And welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.

Speaker 2: 40:30

My name is Lauren.

Speaker 1: 40:32

And I am Matias.

Speaker 2: 40:33

And we are going to be your hosties for the next half hour or so, mm-hmm. This went straight to my head. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1: 40:43

Okay, she's drunk.

Speaker 2: 40:45

Hello, my name is. I'm drunk.

Speaker 1: 40:47

My name is drunk.

Speaker 2: 40:48

My name is drunk and I am Roasty Toasty, ghostied, mm-hmm, yeah, blah, you know what? Whiskey is not that good.

Speaker 1: 41:02

No, not that good?

Speaker 2: 41:03

no, has anyone ever told you whiskey is not good that's why I'm not drinking it.

Speaker 1: 41:06

Cheers, cheers, cheers me, cheers, share me. Yeah, I mean I I'm sorry to all the you know alcoholics and stuff, but I'm why do you do that? But I, I don't really like alcohol this goes, goes here now. I mean.

Speaker 2: 41:20

It should be a box of sips.

Speaker 1: 41:22

Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 2: 41:25

I don't get it.

Speaker 1: 41:26

I don't get it. And sure it's fun to be the. That's perfect.

Speaker 2: 41:32

Okay, you get it. This is for you.

Speaker 1: 41:35

Aw, thank you.

Speaker 2: 41:36

Only to have here, though you can't bring it home.

Speaker 1: 41:39

That's my stitch head, okay.

Speaker 2: 41:40

So far we have nothing.

Speaker 1: 41:42

No, so do you have something? Yeah, I was saying something, but I don't remember.

Speaker 2: 41:45

What were you?

Speaker 1: 41:45

saying I don't remember. Okay, am I drunk?

Speaker 2: 41:49

You're drunk.

Speaker 1: 41:50

Oh yeah, I was talking about that. I don't like the taste of alcohol. It's really not that good. No, it's not. I don't know why are we doing it?

Speaker 2: 42:02

I don't know. I ask myself that all the time.

Speaker 1: 42:06

Why are we doing it Like right now?

Speaker 2: 42:08

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 42:09

Because you're drinking that stuff.

Speaker 2: 42:11

I don't know why, because we have a segment coming up that I want to be prepared for.

Speaker 1: 42:17

Okay.

Speaker 2: 42:18

But neither of us are prepared. I'm working on preparing, are you? I don't know if I said this before okay, well, can we open up the thing, and then we'll um I should have a list and there might be a list somewhere, but I can create one. Okay, I didn't even say the date, I'm sorry. I like to mention the date it is march 14th 2025, it is pie day yeah, we didn't have pie we did not have pie. It was a missed opportunity wasted, sorry yeah, wasted opportunity uh-huh, that's funny Coming from you.

Speaker 2: 43:03

It went straight to my head. Oh my god.

Speaker 1: 43:05

The joke.

Speaker 2: 43:06

Everything.

Speaker 1: 43:07

Okay.

Speaker 2: 43:08

Everything is in my head. Get it out.

Speaker 1: 43:12

With all the voices.

Speaker 2: 43:14

Oh, yeah, so 120. Every 10th episode we do a history lesson. Yeah, episode, we do a history lesson.

Speaker 1: 43:23

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 43:24

I tell you a history lesson.

Speaker 1: 43:26

Yeah, and Because I'm so curious, I want to know the history of things.

Speaker 2: 43:31

And I want to tell you.

Speaker 1: 43:32

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 43:33

And so my ghosty glass of whiskey is going to tell you a story.

Speaker 1: 43:38

Yeah, and you know what I got inspired. Today.

Speaker 2: 43:41

Bleh Okay, and you?

Speaker 1: 43:42

know what I got inspired today? Blah, okay, blah.

Speaker 2: 43:46

Blah, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1: 43:48

Okay, so this was a while ago we were talking about this, but it was today. So I want to know the history of pie Pies. You know? Pie, yeah, the eating pie.

Speaker 2: 44:04

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 44:05

The food.

Speaker 2: 44:05

The food, not the numbers.

Speaker 1: 44:08

Exactly.

Speaker 2: 44:08

Okay, so the history of pie.

Speaker 1: 44:12

The food.

Speaker 2: 44:13

The food, not the numbers.

Speaker 1: 44:15

No, it's not Okay.

Speaker 2: 44:16

Okay, so once upon a time they were. They were. I messed up already. I didn't even start.

Speaker 1: 44:24

Okay, that was the history lesson for today.

Speaker 2: 44:27

Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1: 44:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 44:30

Once upon a time there was a baker.

Speaker 1: 44:33

Okay, okay, like the one I get from work.

Speaker 2: 44:38

Yeah, except this one is a person.

Speaker 1: 44:42

Okay.

Speaker 2: 44:42

Not a paper. Ah so this baker made lots of bakery things. Mm-hmm, he had a bakery. He yeah, because it was a man Okay.

Speaker 1: 44:55

Mr Baker Okay.

Speaker 2: 44:58

Who happened to be the Rock? Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1: 45:00

That's cool, yeah, rock Baker. Okay, who happened to be the Rock? Okay, yeah, that's cool, yeah, rock Baker.

Speaker 2: 45:04

His name is Rock Baker Scissor Shoot.

Speaker 1: 45:09

Scissor Shoot.

Speaker 2: 45:10

Scissor Shoot was his last name.

Speaker 1: 45:11

Yeah, okay, rock Baker was his first name. Okay, he had a double. He had a double name. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2: 45:18

Yeah, rock Baker Scissor Shoot. Yeah, rock Baker Scissor Shoot, okay so, rock Baker Scissor Shoot, okay so.

Speaker 1: 45:39

Rock Baker Scissor Shoot. Okay, so Rockbaker Scissor Shoot, that's his name.

Speaker 2: 45:44

Yeah, he had a bakery. And that's as far as I've gotten so far. Yeah, and he made all these pastries and brownies and cakes and cookies and everything I would love to have right now. There was one day he had a customer come up to him, okay, and they were like, do you make pancakes? He was like, I can try. He's never made pancake before. This was his first time.

Speaker 1: 46:22

So what he did was he tried really hard, really hard.

Speaker 2: 46:24

Like rock hard.

Speaker 1: 46:29

Is that the voices talking to you?

Speaker 2: 46:30

Yeah, that was all of them, just like talking at the same time.

Speaker 1: 46:35

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 46:36

It got really loud.

Speaker 1: 46:40

Rock Baker hard.

Speaker 2: 46:41

Rock Baker Scissor shoot Hard, hard. Okay, it got really loud, um. So rock baker hard rock baker scissors root hard, hard. Huh, okay, um, okay. So he made the batter for these pancakes, um, but they were a little bit watery, kind of not like really watery, but like kind of. It got kind of and um, so it was a bit thinner okay okay and um, he was like I don't really have a, uh, a frying pan oh for these, but I do have these cake forms.

Speaker 1: 47:20

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 47:21

Kind of, and he put the batter into the cake form, but they kind of it was like solid enough to like go up along the edges just a little bit. They were a little bit too big, but they were a little bit too thin to be pancakes too. They were more like crepes, but the edges went up onto the edges of the.

Speaker 2: 47:43

You know what I mean yeah of the form yeah, and like up the walls yeah, they went up the walls a little bit and he baked those and then, um, he took them out or took it. It was just the one.

Speaker 1: 47:58

Really he didn't make several. No, he just tried the one.

Speaker 2: 48:02

Yeah, this was a test pancake and he was thinking at that moment this isn't going very well, this was not what I expected. So, when it kind of like solidified, he had it in there a bit too long so we got a little hard. A little hard, it was a hard crepe. So he took it out and then he flipped the form upside down so that the, the crepe, the hard crepe, came out and he was like what do I do with this?

Speaker 2: 48:35

yeah and then, yeah, well, it was fall, okay, so he had an abundance of apples, so he cut them up and he fried them a bit in cinnamon, yeah, and he made like apple pie filling. However you do that.

Speaker 1: 48:57

Yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2: 48:58

I don't think I've ever actually made apple pie before.

Speaker 1: 49:01

No, it didn't. It wasn't called that at the time no, no, but it was something else.

Speaker 2: 49:08

Just, it was part of the apple cake yeah, he threw it together, I guess yeah something he was like this is probably good, and so he filled this crepe uh crust with the apples. And then he filled this crepe crust with the apples. And then he made another crepe and put it on top.

Speaker 1: 49:27

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 49:27

And because I think some pies are like that they have the pie crust on top too.

Speaker 1: 49:32

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 49:33

Yeah, and he made some holes in it and he baked it like that. And yeah, he was like he told the customer.

Speaker 1: 49:42

I'm sorry, this isn't what you asked for, but I screwed up I mistakes were made and I'm really sorry yeah, I was gonna make your pancake, but I, you know, I had some apples I managed two pancakes, and here's your uh pancake oh, the pancakes were supposed to have applesauce on them, or? They weren't well maybe and he's like no, I just throw apples on yeah he didn't have the applesauce, no, he had.

Speaker 2: 50:13

The machine was broken, yeah for the applesauce, but he didn't have the apples because it was fall and he had an abundance of apples. So the applesauce machine got broken.

Speaker 1: 50:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 50:25

And you know a poor baker man rock baker man he couldn't afford to fix it just at that moment.

Speaker 1: 50:34

No, so he just it's like I need to invent something first so I can make money.

Speaker 2: 50:40

Yeah, and so he told the customer I'm really sorry, this isn't what you asked for, but this is what I ended up with and they were like I don't even like apples. No, maybe they did. They did like apples. So they took it and they tried it and they were like oh my gosh, this is amazing it. And they tried it and they were like oh my gosh, this is amazing. And so they went back to rock baker scissor shoots bakery, and that's what the bakery is called.

Speaker 2: 51:09

I think so okay if you look it up, I'm pretty sure that's what it's called um, and they were like what is this called? Like I want more of this, because it was amazing. Yeah, I put whipped cream on it, or vanilla sauce or something.

Speaker 1: 51:26

Yeah, cream. So yeah, I was just going to ask you how did he come up with the name Pie?

Speaker 2: 51:34

Well, he was thinking what's today? What is today? Today is Pie Day because of the number pie.

Speaker 1: 51:41

Ah, okay.

Speaker 2: 51:42

And then he was like this thing that I made on Pi Day. It is called Pi and it is the day of Pi. Ah he declared it just like that. He stood up on a rock the same rock actually from the first episode. Okay, the Pilgrim Rock.

Speaker 1: 52:00

Yeah, the, the pilgrim rock yeah, the pilgrim rock, thanksgiving rock yeah and um, he stood up on that rock.

Speaker 2: 52:10

It was a weird situation. He stood up on the rock did the rock say something? Said excuse me, I don't really care for this, but Baker Rock was like can't hear you? I am declaring this bakery thing we called a pie on Pi Day and we no longer celebrate numbers on Pi Day. We celebrate this thing that I made, which is pie, pie, pie. And it was amazing and everyone was happy, everyone celebrated and ate pie yeah and it was really good so.

Speaker 1: 52:49

So that was like uh, apple pie. Did he continue with the other flavors and, you know, other fillings?

Speaker 2: 53:00

He did try with other fruits like cherries or mostly berries really.

Speaker 1: 53:06

Okay.

Speaker 2: 53:07

Cherries and raspberries, and blueberries and strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.

Speaker 1: 53:16

February.

Speaker 2: 53:17

February Strawberries.

Speaker 1: 53:20

He tried with February, february Strawberries.

Speaker 2: 53:23

He tried to make pie out of February. Yeah, it was just snow pie.

Speaker 1: 53:30

It didn't work very well. It was kind of soggy, it melted, it was cold.

Speaker 2: 53:36

It was ice pie.

Speaker 1: 53:39

Ice pie. Ice pie, ice pie, ice pie, ice pie with my little eye, so he came up with that game too yeah, yeah, okay, ice pie yeah, because the ice pie, ice pie was a complete flop, I guess yeah it didn't do well not really so he came up with a game instead.

Speaker 2: 54:01

I spy.

Speaker 1: 54:01

Yeah, I spy with my little eye, but that's for another time.

Speaker 2: 54:06

Okay, you don't want to sit here and play.

Speaker 1: 54:12

No.

Speaker 2: 54:13

Okay.

Speaker 1: 54:13

Okay, yeah, that's cool. Was he the guy who even had meat in the pies?

Speaker 2: 54:22

Um, that was the idea of his brother, Rock Butcher.

Speaker 1: 54:28

Okay, Scissor Shoot.

Speaker 2: 54:29

Scissor Shoot Rock Butcher. Scissor Shoot, he was a butcher.

Speaker 1: 54:33

Hmm.

Speaker 2: 54:34

Yeah, slaughterer, whatever Ah.

Speaker 1: 54:36

Um Butcher slaughterer.

Speaker 2: 54:39

Butcher slaughterer.

Speaker 1: 54:40

Okay, so he slaughtered butchers.

Speaker 2: 54:43

No, no, okay but he had a whole bunch of meat and he was like what if we put this meat in your pies? And rock baker was like, all right, we can try that. And I guess they liked it. I don't, because I don't think I've ever had meat pie.

Speaker 1: 55:02

No, okay, have you. Yeah, okay, I like it Okay.

Speaker 2: 55:06

What's in it other than meat? Is it just meat, or is there like cheese or something in there too?

Speaker 1: 55:11

I think it depends, but I feel like there's meat, because the ones I had is like shutfish pie.

Speaker 2: 55:20

Ground meat, yeah, or I guess that would be called minced meat pie. Okay, yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't know what the ingredients are, but I know it wasn't that long ago I made a ham and cheese pie.

Speaker 1: 55:36

Ah, that sounds good. It was good yeah.

Speaker 2: 55:38

Well, I mean, I didn't have that's meat. I didn't have the crust, I just had the filling, ah, and I cooked a little one for myself and it was really good.

Speaker 1: 55:49

Okay, good.

Speaker 2: 55:50

That was my story.

Speaker 1: 55:52

Okay.

Speaker 2: 55:52

But yeah, that is meat, but I don't know if I've had the minced meat pie.

Speaker 1: 55:57

No.

Speaker 2: 55:57

Maybe I should look into that. Yeah, it can't be that bad.

Speaker 1: 56:01

It's good.

Speaker 2: 56:01

Okay, I would like to tell you all the pies that I like.

Speaker 1: 56:06

Okay, but was the story over, or what? What happened with the brothers?

Speaker 2: 56:12

What happened? Yeah, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1: 56:15

You're the historian, you should know what happened with the brothers. I don't know Like how historian, you should know what happened with the brothers, like how they die or no, uh, did they get along?

Speaker 2: 56:26

I hope so.

Speaker 1: 56:27

They were working together you should know this special pie.

Speaker 2: 56:31

You're the historian they got along I don't know what specifically, what specific part no, I.

Speaker 1: 56:38

I just feel like we got sidetracked and I'm trying to keep they they did get along because they made a special pie.

Speaker 2: 56:47

Um, I mean, that was it. They didn't really make another pie together, I don't think okay, so they went separate ways after that.

Speaker 1: 56:55

Well, I mean in a way, they.

Speaker 2: 56:57

They worked in the same village ah so they couldn't hang out all the time.

Speaker 1: 57:02

They had to work. It was a little bit of competition between the two.

Speaker 2: 57:07

I guess it was friendly, though, yeah, respectful yeah.

Speaker 1: 57:12

Okay so, and I guess they made money.

Speaker 2: 57:16

Yes, yeah, that's good Off of their things that they sold yes.

Speaker 1: 57:21

Yeah, that's good Off of their things that they sold. So then I guess they lived happily ever after.

Speaker 2: 57:26

Yeah, and everyone ate pie and the world was a happier place.

Speaker 1: 57:32

Good Okay, hey Lauren.

Speaker 2: 57:35

Yes, Matthias.

Speaker 1: 57:36

Please tell me what kinds of pie you had that I have had. Yeah. Or my favorites your favorites and what you have had.

Speaker 2: 57:48

This is a long list.

Speaker 1: 57:49

Okay, maybe your favorites then.

Speaker 2: 57:51

Okay, I love key lime pie, pumpkin pie, boston cream pie, chocolate pie, apple pie. I'll go for a blueberry Coconut cream pie, I think is my absolute favorite, but specifically made by one person who unfortunately probably cannot make the pies anymore and I don't have her recipe, which is sad.

Speaker 1: 58:18

So it's the best pie ever. Okay.

Speaker 2: 58:20

Let's see, what else do I like Rhubarb pie is good.

Speaker 1: 58:24

Oh, I love rhubarb pie that's one of my favorites and apple pie.

Speaker 2: 58:30

Yeah, I mean a lot of pies. I don't think I would turn down a pie. No, I think I would try pretty much all of them yeah, I mean, is pie?

Speaker 1: 58:45

do you think that pie is good for like any day? Or is it some you know, I don't know, maybe season that uh doesn't work for pie special occasion are all days a beautiful day for pie.

Speaker 2: 59:02

Absolutely.

Speaker 1: 59:03

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 59:04

Every day is a beautiful day for pie, and that's the second canvas I'm going to make. Okay, I need my own office so I can print out these canvases and just put them along the wall.

Speaker 1: 59:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 59:17

What is your favorite pie?

Speaker 1: 59:19

Rhubarb and apple.

Speaker 2: 59:21

Those are pretty good ones.

Speaker 1: 59:23

Yeah, those are the best ones, I think.

Speaker 2: 59:26

I also think that quiche should be considered as a pie.

Speaker 1: 59:30

Okay.

Speaker 2: 59:31

It's basically egg pie.

Speaker 1: 59:32

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2: 59:33

It's a big fat omelet, Also pizza. Oh pizza, yeah, that's a good Is a pie.

Speaker 1: 59:41

That's my favorite pie. I mean the other two, I mean that's top three.

Speaker 2: 59:46

Okay, that's good. I had like a top ten.

Speaker 1: 59:49

Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2: 59:50

That was enough. Coconut cream is so good.

Speaker 1: 59:54

Okay, I'm not a huge fan of coconut.

Speaker 2: 59:56

There's also banana cream, which I'm pretty sure is good.

Speaker 1: 1:00:00

Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2: 1:00:01

When I worked in the hospital, we would sell pies.

Speaker 1: 1:00:05

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:00:06

And I always went for the Boston cream.

Speaker 1: 1:00:08

Okay, so good, good, awesome. That was our pie talk.

Speaker 2: 1:00:14

Pie talk. Hmm, ming Ming Pie Pie.

Speaker 1: 1:00:18

Ming Ming Pie Pie.

Speaker 2: 1:00:20

There's another song with pie, I know it.

Speaker 1: 1:00:22

Yeah, american Pie.

Speaker 2: 1:00:24

No, no, jackie Chan.

Speaker 1: 1:00:26

Oh.

Speaker 2: 1:00:26

I have to listen to Jackie Chan yeah.

Speaker 1: 1:00:29

But I was thinking that now we had our pie talk, we should have a Mad Libs.

Speaker 2: 1:00:37

Oh, yes, mad Libs. Oh yes, because the weekend after this goes up, we will be hosting live Mad Libs. Yeah, live Mad Libs. So let's do a couple On March 22nd. Yeah, yeah, okay, shark Attack Even better this is my favorite one Shark Pie. I've never had Shark Pie.

Speaker 1: 1:01:03

No.

Speaker 2: 1:01:04

I think in the Sims you could make Shark Pie.

Speaker 1: 1:01:08

Okay.

Speaker 2: 1:01:09

I could be wrong. Hmm, matias.

Speaker 1: 1:01:12

Yes.

Speaker 2: 1:01:13

I have a Mad Libs here.

Speaker 1: 1:01:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:01:15

I'm going to request some words. I'm going to fill in the blanks in this story. Okay, and that's how Mad Libs works.

Speaker 1: 1:01:24

Ah, I didn't know. Now, I do know.

Speaker 2: 1:01:26

All right, so I need you to start off by giving me a verb ending in I-N-G.

Speaker 1: 1:01:35

Dragging.

Speaker 2: 1:01:36

Dragging.

Speaker 1: 1:01:37

Number 68.

Speaker 2: 1:01:39

A place.

Speaker 1: 1:01:41

The sun.

Speaker 2: 1:01:42

Adjective.

Speaker 1: 1:01:42

Adjective Tiny.

Speaker 2: 1:01:44

Part of the body Plural.

Speaker 1: 1:01:46

Arteries, arteries.

Speaker 2: 1:01:48

Verb.

Speaker 1: 1:01:49

Limp.

Speaker 2: 1:01:50

Plural noun.

Speaker 1: 1:01:51

Boats.

Speaker 2: 1:01:52

Type of food Plural.

Speaker 1: 1:01:54

Pies Sorry.

Speaker 2: 1:01:56

Plural noun Snails, adjective.

Speaker 1: 1:01:58

Concave.

Speaker 2: 1:02:00

Verb noun Snails.

Speaker 1: 1:02:00

Adjective Concave, verb Boost.

Speaker 2: 1:02:02

A place.

Speaker 1: 1:02:03

The harbor.

Speaker 2: 1:02:04

Type of liquid.

Speaker 1: 1:02:05

Gasoline.

Speaker 2: 1:02:16

A place San Andreas Adverb let's say hardly Adjective Rainy.

Speaker 1: 1:02:17

Okay, okay, this one is called fun facts.

Speaker 2: 1:02:18

Okay, studies have shown that sharks have been dragging in the oceans for well over 400 million years. Today, there are more than 68 known species of sharks throughout the sun. Young, tiny sharks are called pups. They are born with full sets of teeth in their arteries.

Speaker 1: 1:02:40

They are born with full sets of teeth in their arteries. Oh, that sounds like a problem. That's weird, yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:02:46

And soon after birth they leave their mothers because they are able to feed and limp on their own Limping sharks. One unusual quality about sharks is that they lose teeth on a regular basis and new boats grow in their mouths to replace them. Sure, I'm sure they grew there. Yeah, definitely those have been there this whole time. Yeah, I didn't eat. I didn't eat any boats. Most shark species eat things like fish, crustaceans, plankton pies and snails. That makes sense.

Speaker 1: 1:03:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:03:29

Even sharks want pie.

Speaker 1: 1:03:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:03:32

Sharks have exceptionally concave senses, especially their ability to smell. They live and boost in a wide range of aquatic habitats, such as the warm waters of the harbor oh no or the cooler gasoline near san andreas okay, yeah they're not supposed to be there. Some species are at risk of becoming extinct, which would be a hardly terrible loss, as sharks are not just awesome, they're totally rainy.

Speaker 1: 1:04:07

Yeah, they are. Okay, makes sense.

Speaker 2: 1:04:10

Yep, your turn.

Speaker 1: 1:04:12

Adjective.

Speaker 2: 1:04:13

Messy.

Speaker 1: 1:04:14

Adverb.

Speaker 2: 1:04:16

Nearby.

Speaker 1: 1:04:18

Number 25. Part of the body.

Speaker 2: 1:04:21

Leg hair.

Speaker 1: 1:04:22

Animal plural.

Speaker 2: 1:04:23

Caterpillars.

Speaker 1: 1:04:25

Verb.

Speaker 2: 1:04:25

Fall.

Speaker 1: 1:04:26

Adjective.

Speaker 2: 1:04:27

Sweaty.

Speaker 1: 1:04:28

Verb ending in ing.

Speaker 2: 1:04:30

Floating.

Speaker 1: 1:04:31

Adjective.

Speaker 2: 1:04:32

Dizzy.

Speaker 1: 1:04:33

Occupation plural.

Speaker 2: 1:04:35

Baker.

Speaker 1: 1:04:37

Plural noun.

Speaker 2: 1:04:38

Socks.

Speaker 1: 1:04:39

Verb ending in I-N-G.

Speaker 2: 1:04:41

Spinning.

Speaker 1: 1:04:42

Type of liquid.

Speaker 2: 1:04:44

Whiskey.

Speaker 1: 1:04:45

Plural noun.

Speaker 2: 1:04:46

Yeah, peanuts.

Speaker 1: 1:04:48

Type of liquid.

Speaker 2: 1:04:50

Whiskey Liquid. Let's see, it's not no Hold on Melted butter.

Speaker 1: 1:05:03

A place.

Speaker 2: 1:05:04

My house.

Speaker 1: 1:05:05

Noun.

Speaker 2: 1:05:06

Moon, you said sun said sun right yeah I'm saying moon because the moon was big and bright and pretty this morning and tonight.

Speaker 1: 1:05:13

But yeah, it was really nice yeah, I like the moon yeah oh, I have to read you. You're a better no, you're a better reader.

Speaker 2: 1:05:24

That's why that's true, I can read when we're doing it in swedish okay, if we do a swedish man them so you can read yeah, this one is called deep sea diners, not divers, but diners diners uh. What makes sharks such smart messy hunters? Everything about them. First of all, they have nearby sharp senses, such as their hearing. Sharks have 25 tiny holes on either side of their leg hair.

Speaker 1: 1:05:59

Oh.

Speaker 2: 1:06:01

Which help them to hear other caterpillars miles away. Their abilities to see, smell and fall are also exceptionally sweaty.

Speaker 1: 1:06:12

Falling sharks.

Speaker 2: 1:06:14

Oh no.

Speaker 1: 1:06:16

And they're sweaty.

Speaker 2: 1:06:17

Ew. Sharks even have a sixth sense, called electroreception, that alerts them to other living creatures floating nearby. They're already dead. Good job, you found the dead ones. When it comes to swimming, sharks are speedy, stealthy and dizzy, just like underwater bakers. Just like underwater bakers. Some sharks snatch socks right off the beach while they're spinning Wow. Other sharks swim miles below the surface of the whiskey to find food. These predators play a very important role in the ocean's ecosystem Because they are eating machines. They help control the numbers of other peanuts living in the melted butter all over my house.

Speaker 1: 1:07:15

The flooded house yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:07:18

They control the number of other peanuts living in the melted butter all over my house. Yeah, there are peanuts living in melted butter all over my house. Yeah, there are peanuts living in melted butter all over my house.

Speaker 1: 1:07:29

Yeah, because of the and the sharks help control that. So your house is flooded with melted butter.

Speaker 2: 1:07:36

Yes.

Speaker 1: 1:07:37

Yes.

Speaker 2: 1:07:38

After all, very few animals can hide from a hungry moon. That's true, the moon sees everything, everything yeah, and it's often hungry yes, well, that was that it was that it was that would you like, because we're really bad at this um whole segment yeah, we never remember thing uh, would you like to do a weight update?

Speaker 1: 1:08:05

Let's do a weight update. You can start.

Speaker 2: 1:08:09

Since last Friday. Last time we recorded, I finally broke my streak. I lost 2.7 kilos throughout the week.

Speaker 1: 1:08:20

Nice Good. Thank you, you did better than me.

Speaker 2: 1:08:23

What'd you do?

Speaker 1: 1:08:24

I lost 0.7. Good, hey, that's something Nice. Good, thank you, you did better than me. What'd you do? I lost 0.7.

Speaker 2: 1:08:26

Good, hey, that's something.

Speaker 1: 1:08:29

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:08:29

Cool, all right. Following that, would you like to tell me what is currently ruining your life?

Speaker 1: 1:08:35

This question would have been easier to answer a day or two ago, but I still have to say that it's my shoulder or my neck really, it's still bothering you. Yeah, but it feels better today though.

Speaker 2: 1:08:52

Good.

Speaker 1: 1:08:52

I have to say that, but it was worse yesterday and the day before. Wednesday and Thursday was the worst days for me. Okay, the worst days for me, okay, but um yeah, and you know, it's not just the show, it's the you know uncertainty, uncertain, uncertainty about not knowing, when you wake up, if you're gonna, how you're gonna feel, how the neck is gonna be yeah because it's three years ago. Three years ago I had a really bad month.

Speaker 2: 1:09:27

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 1:09:27

Yeah, more than a month where I could barely move my neck and I was hunchback.

Speaker 2: 1:09:37

You were miserable and you were hurting.

Speaker 1: 1:09:40

Oh yeah. And yeah, it was a bad time it was like, yeah, probably one of the worst months in my life yeah um, because it hurt so badly and I there was just one position I could sleep in, you know. So that, yeah it was. It was a tough time for me and I don't want to relive that again no so that that's the I guess that's what um ruining my life right now okay the you know, the not knowing about if it's gonna be like that again or not.

Speaker 2: 1:10:21

Yeah, I hope it's going to be like that again or not?

Speaker 1: 1:10:23

Yeah, I hope it's not going to be like that. What's ruining your life?

Speaker 2: 1:10:27

What's ruining my life is well, we mentioned last week that we had given each other things to give up for Lent as more of a challenge than a religious tradition.

Speaker 1: 1:10:42

Tradition Tradition.

Speaker 2: 1:10:44

Yeah, and you made me give up caffeine, yeah, which has put me into withdrawals and um. With these withdrawals they have, um, given me a side effect of an achy body, like I've been training really hard and I really haven't, but my body's been really sore all week and it makes stairs really difficult and really just walking and moving in general. When I'm at spinning, though, like when it's more vigorous kind of movement, then it's okay, but like especially in the morning when I'm walking around and when I go to work and there's all the stairs, it is just I'm dragging. Yeah, it's not comfortable, but hopefully I'll get over it soon. We'll see how tomorrow goes.

Speaker 1: 1:11:37

Yeah, I'm sorry for that.

Speaker 2: 1:11:39

No, it's okay. I mean, in a way, I think it's kind of good for my body to kind of move away from yet another addiction, because that's what it is in the long run. It's a caffeine addiction, yeah, and a half, really, no, just yeah what the past year at least yeah to better my health and you know, cutting down on the sugar and the carbs have been really good for me and those are two of my biggest addictions, I feel like because, they kind of go hand in hand.

Speaker 2: 1:12:25

It's mostly the sugar, but, yeah, the carbs kind of follow, anyway, but the caffeine is also an addiction that I have and yeah, it's going to be interesting to see the next couple of weeks see how my body adjusts to that yeah did I say anything that kind of made sense if the people are confused, please send us uh texts and or have other complaints, or if they agree that that's when you really should text us and let us know.

Speaker 1: 1:13:02

Let us know what's ruining your life. Yeah, oh, that's when you really should text us and let us know let us know what's ruining your life yeah, oh, that's a good, good one alright.

Speaker 2: 1:13:10

Well, I'm all out of sips wait a minute, so am I what does that mean?

Speaker 1: 1:13:17

that means we're all out of episode.

Speaker 2: 1:13:19

I guess we are yeah, I think so alright, then would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1: 1:13:24

Let's do that.

Speaker 2: 1:13:26

Okay, thank you to the people for listening to the episode.

Speaker 1: 1:13:29

Yeah, and I hope we'll see you at the Live Mad Libs this coming Saturday.

Speaker 2: 1:13:38

March 22nd Yep On Twitch.

Speaker 1: 1:13:41

Mm-hmm second yep on twitch.

Speaker 2: 1:13:42

We'll be there at 2 pm eastern standard time and 8 pm central european time. Swedish time yeah um, so yeah, come hang out with us, and that'll be really fun yeah, give us some good words yeah, you can join us and provide some words and make some pretty silly stories.

Speaker 1: 1:14:05

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:14:06

It's going to be fun. Join us for Live Mad Libs. Send us a text.

Speaker 1: 1:14:10

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 1:14:10

Thanks for hanging out with us. Have a good life.

Speaker 1: 1:14:13

Yes.

Speaker 2: 1:14:14

Goodbye.

Speaker 1: 1:14:14

Bye-bye.

Speaker 2: 1:14:15

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Speaker 1: 1:14:19

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Speaker 2: 1:14:30

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Speaker 1: 1:14:35

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Speaker 2: 1:14:43

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Speaker 1: 1:14:46

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Speaker 2: 1:14:52

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