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#121: Judge Butt

Lauren & Mattias Episode 121

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In which Lauren & Mattias rank the Bruce Willis movies they've seen - the best, worst and honorable mentions. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as the breaking dead and kung fu hugh fives.

Content:

  • Opening
    • Judging butts
  • Weekly check in
    • Tugg Burgers & Fish spa
    • Special lunches & Fika
    • Diet break
  • Movie on!
    • The Chase 
    • En Killle Och En Tjej
  • Intermission
  • Bruce Willis movies:
    • Top tens
    • Bottom Fives
    • Honorable Mentions
  • What'r ruining our lives?
  • Wrap up
    • Live Mad Libs! April 5, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

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Speaker 1:

In a world where everything is unscripted, this is Roasty.

Speaker 2:

Toasty Ghost.

Speaker 1:

Hello or hi, hi. That's two different ways of greeting someone, and one word contains low, the other one contains high. Well, it is high. Have you thought about that before?

Speaker 2:

You're not wrong.

Speaker 1:

In Swedish, it's just hej.

Speaker 2:

Hej, hallo, okay.

Speaker 1:

Right, right, right, right, right, right, okej Right Right.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, don't go.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, Um Green Day.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Is that?

Speaker 1:

Do you really want to do that?

Speaker 2:

Well, yeah, offspring is probably same level Green Day. Oh yeah, is that? Do you really want to do that? Well, yeah, offspring is probably same level Green Day.

Speaker 1:

I would say so. I'm sure it's fine.

Speaker 2:

I mean, they're both punk. So yeah. Yeah, if you're lucky, you might see his butt, so we all win.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. I got to see his butt, so I've seen bruce willis's butt yeah, a few times I've seen jackie chan's butt me too and schwarzenegger me too. You haven't seen stallone's butt, you, or did you wait?

Speaker 2:

have I seen stallone's butt?

Speaker 1:

that's the question. That's a question.

Speaker 2:

We've seen quite a few of his movies yeah, it feels no, maybe not.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, the first rambo movie I saw it.

Speaker 2:

First blood, yeah, first blood, yeah they first blood rambo first butt yeah, they shower him. Oh yeah, hose him off and that's when it became first butt yeah first alone, but go ahead.

Speaker 1:

you have seen it. Okay, let's see.

Speaker 2:

Who else? Who else's butt have I seen?

Speaker 1:

Not Charlie Sheen's yet, I think.

Speaker 2:

Okay, no.

Speaker 1:

I'm not sure if you will. Doesn't show his butt that much. I think Maybe I don't know, We'll see.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Then we're gonna start with Mel gibson and you will see his butt okay, I can promise you that all right, do I want to see his butt he has a good butt does he? Yeah okay, we'll see, I'll be the judge of that. Okay, I'm the butt judger. I'm Judge Butt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, will you keep that? Maybe Maybe yeah, it's a good line and it's a good title. I'm Judge Butt. It's going to be what you are like every episode.

Speaker 2:

Here's a list of things I am.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, my name is Drunk. I'm Judge Butt. Yeah, my name is Drunk Mm-hmm, and I'm Judge Bud Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, all right fine.

Speaker 1:

Or should we wait two minutes?

Speaker 2:

We can wait a couple minutes. I'm going to shake this a little bit, but not so much that it gets super bubbly and explodes, that it explodes, okay. No.

Speaker 1:

Here, let me do it no.

Speaker 2:

That's okay About. No. No, it's okay. All right Ready.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 2:

Let's open this up. This is dangerous. It's almost like chocolate milk. Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty ghosty. My name is lauren and I am matthias and we are your hosties. We're gonna be your besties. For the next, I was gonna say half hour, um, maybe an hour or so yeah, I think so, I think you're right actually I really hope so I'll be sad if I'm wrong, maybe not, I don't know, we'll see. We'll see if you're right. Actually I really hope so. I'll be sad if I'm wrong, maybe not, I don't know We'll see.

Speaker 1:

We'll see if you're sad or not.

Speaker 2:

And this is the most exciting. That's probably not right. This is the best podcast ever.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

About, I don't know, weird things.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, anything really. No one really knows what it's about Movies. Mov. No one really knows what it's about Movies. Movies are the only thing, among other things.

Speaker 2:

And um.

Speaker 1:

Our lives.

Speaker 2:

Various topics.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Anything can happen.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

No script.

Speaker 1:

Here we go Exactly.

Speaker 2:

Matias, how are you doing?

Speaker 1:

I'm, I'm fine, I'm, I'm, I'm fine.

Speaker 2:

I'm really good actually.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm, I'm really good, good yeah how are you?

Speaker 2:

I'm also really good, nice I'm really good nice good to hear. You're good, I'm good, we're good, let's uh, jump into it okay, okay, we're gonna start off with a weekly check-in, right? So last saturday I taught gymnastics and then I went home. I think, yeah, I went home and I baked cookies according to my diet with my daughter. She helped me bake and they turned out pretty good. Yeah, oh, we had visitors from my life partner's mom and one of her sisters, because it was her birthday recently and we celebrated her.

Speaker 1:

Okay, the sister's birthday, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2:

Cool. What did you do on Saturday?

Speaker 1:

I don't think I did much. I edited Wow cool, that's about it.

Speaker 2:

Okay. And then on Sunday well, for Saturday's fika the birthday celebration I only had a few of my cookies and I figured I'm going to save some for tomorrow so I can enjoy these tomorrow too. And so I got up in the morning and I checked the fridge and the plate with all my cookies the morning. And I checked the fridge and the plate with all my cookies, my special cookies, specially made for me, trying to be careful about what I'm eating and what's in my snacks. My plate was empty. There was an empty plate in the fridge.

Speaker 1:

You have rats.

Speaker 2:

We definitely have a rat problem because none of the kids knew what happened to the cookies. They just disappeared. No one would admit that they took the last cookie and left the plate.

Speaker 1:

But you have your suspicions, I guess.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

It's the rat.

Speaker 2:

The biggest rat.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, usually that's the case, but no one knows.

Speaker 2:

It's a mystery when did all those cookies go? Does he usually leave stuff behind? Right, yeah, the plate gets left behind. Yeah, yeah, so I I got a bit upset about that. Other than that, it was a normal sunday yeah, and I edited.

Speaker 1:

I didn't do anything. I don't think so okay I'm sorry. Yeah, I have a boring life, you do.

Speaker 2:

If you had something to contribute here to this podcast, that would be great.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I wish.

Speaker 2:

I'm kidding.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, I'm kidding, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I really wish you didn't have anything to contribute.

Speaker 1:

Good, then I'm doing my part.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, to contribute. Good then, I'm doing my part. Yeah, you're doing your job, that's good, yeah, anyway monday we went to work, we did and I got thrown into a meeting by my uh, gymnastics leader, or yeah I wouldn't call her my boss, but she's like the head leader yeah, that was after work after work. Yeah, I had to go home and she's like I can't attend this meeting. I need you to go to it for me, and it was just a zoom meeting, so I didn't have to go anywhere, just home.

Speaker 1:

It was like okay, that's not stressful or anything I have to go home.

Speaker 2:

I have to go home to this meeting so I did that I joined this meeting and it was just me and one other guy who showed up to the meeting, so I mean a little awkward, but whatever, it went fairly well. Um so, yeah, that's so you, I don't want to you.

Speaker 1:

I don't want to go home.

Speaker 2:

I don't want to go home. Let's do something else. Let's go somewhere, adventures.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Let's do something spontaneous.

Speaker 1:

That's you.

Speaker 2:

And then Tuesday, because you didn't do anything on Monday.

Speaker 1:

We all know that I worked. That's it, bye-bye.

Speaker 2:

But on Tuesday we did not go to work.

Speaker 1:

We did not.

Speaker 2:

We did not. We went to a fish spa. We did and got a massage. Yeah, and it was really nice. Yeah, wait, no, hold on. Can I start off with? We had lunch first.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2:

We had lunch. First. We went to a burger place and it is officially my favorite burger place.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We went there once and I determined that this is the best one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I love the way we ordered. We didn't have to talk to people.

Speaker 2:

We didn't. No, that was the best part.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's perfect for an introvert like me introvert, yeah, like me.

Speaker 2:

So we just walked in and there was a QR code we could scan and order on the menu there on the phone, yeah, and the best thing was that you could pick your meal.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then you could either add things or take things away.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you can even write your special comments, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because I didn't want the bun to my burger, I wanted the salad wrap and they did that. Yeah, just for me.

Speaker 1:

No problem.

Speaker 2:

They didn't even question it.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

So I was so excited, yeah, and it was really good.

Speaker 1:

Best ever.

Speaker 2:

Best burger place ever. Maybe we should shout out the place.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so the place is called Tug Burgers in Uppsala and we're in Sweden, so that's where it is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna I'm gonna tag them in an Instagram story. So, yeah, if anyone is in the area, they should go to Tug Burgers and eat their burgers, because it was amazing.

Speaker 1:

Yes, really good.

Speaker 2:

Maybe we'll go for a milkshake one day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But we were being really good and then we went to the fish spa.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. We got a foot bath first to clean off our feets. Yeah, and all feets.

Speaker 2:

That's what I said. That's incorrect.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, but I have to correct you.

Speaker 2:

You were afraid to correct me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because feet is plural. Okay so you don't really need the S afterwards.

Speaker 2:

No, that's true, it was fun to say.

Speaker 1:

You are so good at this. We also got tea.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we got tea with our feet baths, feet baths, feet baths. Foot baths. Yeah, okay, okay so we got to hang out like that for a while, and then we got to use the fish spa yeah in which the little fishies got to eat our feet yeah, feet and it was really fun it was felt um.

Speaker 1:

You know it was a special kind of feeling.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I like almost like the whole leg was vibrating.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

From all the fish. Very cool.

Speaker 2:

It was really cool. They're so cute.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

They just nibble at your feet. Yeah, and I'm just so scared that I would harm them was really cool. They're so cute.

Speaker 1:

yeah, they just nibble at your feet yeah, and I'm kind of ticklish, I'm just so scared that I would harm them or like hurt them somehow.

Speaker 2:

But I, I don't think I did, unless they died afterwards or something because of my you know foot sweat well, you washed off your foot sweat yeah, but you know, maybe that maybe it's so strong that I don't know, maybe anyway, no, anyway, we both got foot massages after the fish spa and we got to hold stones yeah, you got two blue ones and they were warm stones, yeah and I got one big brown stone yeah, I really like my stones then we got to go get a full body massage yeah and that was really nice yeah, and we also got some face face treatment or whatever you call it we got face treatment, we got a scalp massage, the back and legs and arms and hands, shoulders, and it was really nice.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

The back part was probably the best.

Speaker 1:

So good, really, really. Oh, and so relaxing, too relaxing, it was way too relaxing. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We both might have fallen asleep a little bit.

Speaker 1:

You more than me. I definitely fell asleep Because you, I woke myself up.

Speaker 2:

You snored.

Speaker 1:

By snoring. I'm like Yep.

Speaker 2:

It was really funny. Yeah, I was just like laying there waiting for you to start snoring again.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I guess you woke yourself up, because I thought I was just hearing things.

Speaker 1:

But no, that happened, it really did happen.

Speaker 2:

The whole thing took like two hours. Then we did some shopping in their little gift shop.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

And we got matching socks.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And we got really expensive chocolate.

Speaker 1:

Chocolate yeah.

Speaker 2:

Little chocolate squares, but mine was really good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, mine was too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and then we went home. Yep, yeah, we took the day off for that. Yeah, we got a really nice walk down the boardwalk while we were there.

Speaker 1:

It was nice.

Speaker 2:

It was a really good day. That was the best day ever.

Speaker 1:

I think yeah, great weather.

Speaker 2:

The weather was amazing.

Speaker 1:

Like everything was perfect.

Speaker 2:

And then on Wednesday we went to work again.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but you had a special lunch.

Speaker 2:

I did no-transcript own lunch, and so I talked to the girls in my department and they were like heck, yeah, we want to go out for lunch, and so we didn't yeah, we went out uh on a special lunch on wednesday and it was really nice so your boss wasn't there no, no, no maybe that was for the best. Absolutely.

Speaker 1:

I mean, that's how it is with your boss.

Speaker 2:

She's not there.

Speaker 1:

Exactly so that's like.

Speaker 2:

Nothing new. Not even my supervisor was there.

Speaker 1:

No, okay.

Speaker 2:

So it was just the three of us and it was really nice and needed.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, we also did overtime that day.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. So while I was at the restaurant, I ordered another meal for myself so that I could have dinner while we did overtime, and that was the best idea I've ever had.

Speaker 1:

Thinking ahead for once Very good, smart.

Speaker 2:

Yes, thank you On Thursday.

Speaker 1:

That was the day for my special lunch, so me and my team went out for the same thing, but we were more people. It was nice, I had a really good lunch. But the thing is I got a little bit panicky when they asked me what I wanted to drink, because I wasn't prepared for that question, what I wanted to drink because I wasn't prepared for that question. And I'm like and I had like a full line behind me, I was the first one to get my food that was a mistake oh yeah, so, uh.

Speaker 1:

So I had so many people behind me and I'm like take the coke and coca-cola yeah and they're like okay. Then when she poured it then I saw that they had the sugar-free one and I'm like I should have gone with that one, but I can't say that now, so I just went with the regular coca-cola and the problem with that is that we had challenged each other for lent not religiously, religiously, but for fun. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I decided that you were going to give up sugar.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And you decided that I was giving up caffeine, so you took the sugar anyway.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, unknowingly. Yeah, it wasn't my intention to do that, but it just happened and I had to, you know, live with that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And.

Speaker 2:

But either way.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, later that day I got special FICA with my team as well, so we had cake, so it was screwed up anyways. Yeah, but I invited you for that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah Well, I felt so awkward I walked in and then I was like I am not a part of this. So I just sat down at my regular spot and was like okay, well, I'll let you enjoy your thing and I'm not going to bother you. So, I would have been fine either way.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I texted you that you could come over and fika with us. That was really nice yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I got more cake than I needed. Yeah, I finished, got more cake than I needed.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I finished the cake you did.

Speaker 2:

It was so good though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're like I'll take this.

Speaker 2:

And then at that point I decided I'm taking a break from my diet. I am so tired and I'm so stressed with like life work yeah everything going on with that and I don't want food and weight to be on top of that stress true so we decided that we're gonna take a break with the whole weight updates and trying to be good at least until apr. Until.

Speaker 1:

April, and now we have it so stressful at work too.

Speaker 2:

That's right. Everything is just stressful inside and out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So I don't want to add to that with the guilt and feeling overwhelmed with everything.

Speaker 1:

And.

Speaker 2:

I can only eat this at this time. And blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's too much right now and we'll get back to it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But just not right now.

Speaker 1:

Exactly.

Speaker 2:

Sometimes we have to prioritize other things.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And if that's the weight loss journey, then it can take a pause.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that was Thursday.

Speaker 2:

Right. Today's Friday.

Speaker 1:

It is. And what did we do at work today?

Speaker 2:

We got presents from our company from the company. Yeah, we got some flowers, some tulips and a box of chocolate.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And a gift card.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and cake.

Speaker 2:

We also got cake.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We took two pieces of cake.

Speaker 1:

We did. And, by the way, the Thursday I got a box of chocolates too.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then another colleague of mine gave me his. So I got two boxes of chocolate on Thursday, and today, friday, I got one box of chocolate and you got one.

Speaker 2:

So we had four boxes of chocolates today. Yeah, oh my God, I got so full from that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It was like mwah.

Speaker 1:

That was the snacks for movie night.

Speaker 2:

It was a bit much.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we also had chocolate this morning.

Speaker 2:

We did. We combined the chai lattes with the hot chocolate.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It was okay, couldn't tell the difference between the two of them.

Speaker 1:

Not really.

Speaker 2:

I think the hot chocolate overwhelmed the chai.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, still good. I really liked the mix anyways.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I actually had breakfast before I went to work.

Speaker 1:

Chocolate.

Speaker 2:

Chocolate Greek yogurt.

Speaker 1:

Yep, yep Okay.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, chocolate day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Just feeding that chocolate monster.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And today is Friday.

Speaker 1:

It is.

Speaker 2:

It is March 21st 2025. And something else we did today other than eating cake and chocolate we also watched movies.

Speaker 1:

We, we did.

Speaker 2:

Would you like to movie on?

Speaker 1:

let's movie on all right.

Speaker 2:

So tonight we watched the chase and and kid lorne shay a guy and a girl. Yeah, it was a swedish movie it was, but I'm gonna tell you about the chase. Yes, this is a movie with Charlie Sheen, because we're done with Bruce Willis and his butt.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We're going to watch Charlie Sheen and in this movie, charlie Sheen, he gets caught at a gas station for stealing a car, so he kidnaps a girl and he is caught in a police chase. Yeah, for the entire movie.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And the girl gets Stockholm Syndrome and falls in love with him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And that's the movie.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

What did you think about the movie?

Speaker 1:

You first.

Speaker 2:

Why me?

Speaker 1:

Because I know what I think about the movie and, okay, cool, I want to hear your. But I about the movie. Okay, I want to hear your opinion.

Speaker 2:

But I asked you first.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Why do I have to answer first?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, because I feel like if I say what I think about the movie, you're going to say the same thing.

Speaker 2:

Is there a problem with that?

Speaker 1:

I would like to hear your honest opinion.

Speaker 2:

My honest opinion is that, yeah, I enjoyed it. It was pretty simple to follow. It was a really long police chase.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And that was the entire movie.

Speaker 1:

Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know, maybe Hence the name, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I mean it's the chase. He could be chased by other things throughout the movie too, not just helicopters and stuff, but like he could get out of the car and run away and get chased by a moose or something a moose.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what would the moose's wife and the moose is mad, mrs Moose, mrs Moose. He hit Mrs Moose.

Speaker 2:

He might have hit Mrs Moose, and Mr Moose gets mad and chases him out of the car and into the woods.

Speaker 1:

That could have happened, but it didn't.

Speaker 2:

That was the director's cut.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you don't know what, or you.

Speaker 2:

I'm not sure it would be a top movie Okay.

Speaker 1:

Me. On the other hand, I really like this movie. I think it's so, so well made. I mean it's the budget is so low on this movie and still they managed to get all these you know, big action set pieces and film it in a fast-paced way. In a way it looks more expensive than it is. Yeah, yeah, understand what I'm trying to. Yeah, you understand yeah it's funny. It's really funny. Most of the time. It's exciting.

Speaker 2:

It has stupid characters that I just love the red hot chili peppers was in this movie oh yeah anthony and flea flea guy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I recognized the flea guy anthony was well dresseddressed.

Speaker 2:

Oh, so I didn't recognize him at first. And Flea, I thought I recognized, but I was like I'm not quite sure. Okay.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, yeah, A scene that surprised me the first time I saw it. Would you call it like a cop-out, since it didn't really happen. I don't know, you don't know.

Speaker 2:

What are we talking about?

Speaker 1:

The scene where he steps out of the car and points the finger. So they shoot him.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, it was just a thought he had, yeah that was just his thought. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But I think that scene is so I don't know it's. I do love that scene, it's. I like it really much, it's cool, but even though it's not real, in the movie. But yeah, I don't know, that scene just hits me. Okay, yeah, and also the cops are funny. Yeah, the fat one and Henry Rawlings the other one.

Speaker 2:

Okay, he's also in a band. They have a documentary crew with them.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, very, very fun. I read the trivia for this movie. Okay, I thought one was pretty funny. So it says the Chase was the winner of the 1994 Chasey Award for longest car chase ever to feature in a film about car chases. The award was presented by film star Chevy Chase. The awards were hosted in Chase City, chase County, kansas.

Speaker 2:

Okay, wow.

Speaker 1:

That's a lot of chases.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. It almost feels like it's just trolling.

Speaker 2:

But if that's true it's great. Yeah, we should find that clip.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I really like this movie. You didn't like it that much, but you still enjoyed it.

Speaker 2:

I did enjoy it. Good, that's that. I think so Okay.

Speaker 1:

And then we watched En Qu'il En Chait.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Simple title A guy and a girl.

Speaker 2:

Is it a simple summary?

Speaker 1:

Okay, so there's. This is a movie about a guy played by Brasse Brenström, someone you know.

Speaker 2:

He's kind of a big deal For you, for me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and he's how do you say hypochondriac. He's a hypochondriac, yeah, hypochondriac. He like parties all the time and he also hands out papers, or, put you know, morning papers in newspapers newspapers in. Uh yeah, not just blank papers, thinking what I missed?

Speaker 2:

that part no newspapers.

Speaker 1:

He's a paper boy Almost, but he's a man and he meets a girl. They start a relationship and it has its ups and downs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's about what the movie is about, right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's like a romantic comedy. Yeah, it's Swedish.

Speaker 1:

It is. So what did you think about the movie?

Speaker 2:

I didn't like it. It's a really old movie, but it was good. Yeah, it was the first movie I've seen with Brasse, which was a fun experience.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's not the way you usually see him.

Speaker 2:

No, he's more of an adult in this movie. I know Brasse, along with a lot of other people from the kids show from the 70s Fem muror er flere en fyra elefanter. You can say that because I'm sure I messed it up.

Speaker 1:

Fem muror er flere en fyra elefanter.

Speaker 2:

Right, so the Swedish people will understand what it is, because I'm sure I said itter Right, so the Swedish people will understand what it is, because I'm sure I said it wrong. No, roll your eyes at me, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no.

Speaker 2:

And that show I watched a lot while I was learning Swedish, the language, and I mean that's kind of one of the best ways to learn a language is to watch kids shows in that language, because they're teaching pretty much kids alphabet and the language and, yeah, sure, they talk really fast in a lot of the skits, but you do end up, yeah, learning a lot from it.

Speaker 1:

So this show is kind of a big deal for me yeah, I guess this movie could be seen as a sex ed it could be sex ed yeah, uh, in a way yeah, yeah kind of yeah, not completely, I mean life ed. Well, yeah, it also lets you know about some of the STIs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, STIs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

No, you're right, so yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's the first word spoken in this movie Gonorrhea, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yep, that was the first line gonorrhea.

Speaker 1:

Yep, that was the first line, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I did enjoy the movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I thought it was fun too. Yeah, yeah, I mean, they're not perfect, the characters aren't perfect.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

They have their flaws, but I guess that's part of life.

Speaker 2:

I guess that's part of life. And there was one argument they had that I believe that we both could relate to was when he misheard her say something and she got really upset about it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I'm like why did he even have to bring that up?

Speaker 2:

I didn't feel like that was.

Speaker 1:

Because what he thought she said, it wasn't that big of a deal.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't know what his problem was with that either.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

But either way, the point was that it was a mishearing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And it upset him, but I feel like they resolved that problem better than we usually do.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. We also resolve sometimes problems like that. Sometimes, Pretty fast. It depends.

Speaker 2:

Depends on the situation.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Anything else.

Speaker 1:

I don't think so. It was a good movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Would you like to take a break?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let's take a break.

Speaker 2:

Okay, we will be right back.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Hello and welcome back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, welcome back.

Speaker 2:

We are back.

Speaker 1:

We are From the break oh.

Speaker 2:

The break, the breaking dead.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so let's just get into it.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so last week we watched our last Bruce Willis movie for the movie list. On the movie list yeah. This section era, whatever you want to call it. So we were thinking we would do a top ten, bottom five and maybe some honorable mentions.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Our opinions on the movies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. A ranking if you will, and we also want to celebrate Bruce Willis' birthday.

Speaker 2:

That was on Wednesday. Yeah, it was, yeah, 70. He's 70 now.

Speaker 1:

Very cool.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so let's start off with a top 10.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Do you want to go first?

Speaker 1:

Or do you want me? I can go first, if you want to all right, go ahead.

Speaker 2:

I want to hear your top 10 yes is this in any particular order?

Speaker 1:

um no, not really, it's just the top. That's in a. Uh yeah, the one at the top is at the top.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

The rest are.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they're just good, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

The first one on my list is Number 10. Number 10, yeah, let's say number 10 is Blind Date. Okay, start off with a comedy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Like almost the only one. Okay, so this is such a funny comedy. It has so much slapstick and very silly and, yeah, funny. I really like this one. Okay, Number nine Okay, I'm not going to go in too deep on Number nine. Mercury Rising.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

The one with the autistic boy. Yeah, really good one, probably one of the first Bruce Willis movies I ever saw. Okay, I really like this. And then I put Red and Red 2.

Speaker 2:

Number seven.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, eight and seven.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

That's Red and Red. 2. Funny movies great action, love them. Then Striking Dist, striking distance, also really cool action. Mystery, great sequences. Yeah, that was number six, by the way, and number five live free or die hard. Okay, that's the fourth one yeah it's a great one. The fourth movie and then number four die hard with a vengeance. That's the third one, also good action. You know the die hard things yeah number three is die hard to die harder okay same. There die hard things. Good action number two is die hard oh, okay yeah, yeah, great things.

Speaker 1:

Die hard things, yeah. Good action Also Christmas this one and Die Hard 2. Christmas movies yeah, and number one the best Bruce Willis movie ever, according to me, is the Last Boy Scout.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

It's so great. It has the greatest action, such a fast-paced, funny, hard-hitting. You can feel every action scene. You can feel it and it's such a good energy in the action scenes and the dialogue is perfect. Such an awesome movie and it's released in 91.

Speaker 2:

My year Perfect.

Speaker 1:

That's just the cherry on top. Yeah, absolutely the best movie he has ever made Awesome.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'm going to go through my top 10.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I tried to kind of put it in order, but I don't really know. No, it's okay, my memory is not working really great. I had to look up the majority of these just to remember what they were.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But anyway, here we go, number 10, I have North.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

With Frodo. That was a fun movie, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1:

Number nine movie yeah, I agree number nine.

Speaker 2:

I felt kind of forced to put this one in the list because it's it's quoted so. Much but um the sixth sense ah, yeah that was a pretty good movie it is.

Speaker 1:

I enjoyed that one and it has a great twist it has a twist yeah, we're not gonna it, but it's a good one. Yeah, I agree, it's a good one.

Speaker 2:

It's a good one. Number eight was the Kid. Oh, the best time travel movie he made yeah yeah, where the younger version of himself finds the older version of himself and kind of steers the the future in a way it's a cute movie yeah, number seven, 16 blocks oh yeah, oh, that's, that makes me happy okay with the, the guy, the baker guy yeah who's stuck with bruce willis for some Don't really remember, but I'm pretty sure I liked it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he was a witness and the Baker guy was a witness and the other bad policeman wants to kill him.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, number six. I remember mostly your video for this one. The fifth element oh yeah. With the girl that they're trying to save.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Who is an element?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Number five I put the Last Boy Scout because it was a really good movie. Number four Die Hard, also mostly because it's a classic and the first Bruce Willis movie I saw. So it's a good movie because because it was the first one I saw, yeah, um, number three I have a three in one for this one okay the split movies. So that's unbreakable, and glass with split.

Speaker 2:

I liked all three of them, but split just kind of stuck out the most okay I did really like glass, though, too, when everyone kind of came together, but split really stuck out okay kind of creepy, but in a kind of cool way yeah, I don't know, and I'm glad I didn't spoil the ending for you number two, also based off of a video that you made.

Speaker 1:

Death becomes her yeah, I love that movie.

Speaker 2:

It was a really good movie actually um with the dead girls and bruce willis completely out of character yeah but still it was good. And then number one is red because it was incredibly well made, yeah, and it blew my mind Really, the whole thing, just amazing, yeah, bottom five yeah. Do you want to start? If you want me to, or should I continue?

Speaker 1:

You can continue if you want All right, I'd like to continue here.

Speaker 2:

My bottom five starts with Looper.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

It's another time travel one and I don't know, I don't know Um spoiler alert. He kills the kid. I don't like it.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Okay, what Was that wrong?

Speaker 1:

No, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2:

I mean, the kid's the bad guy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, in a way, Well, he doesn't really kill him, but he shoots him. Yeah, hmm.

Speaker 2:

Uh, number four. Yeah, on my bottom five, color of Night.

Speaker 1:

Hmm.

Speaker 2:

Completely unnecessary. On my bottom five, color of Night. Completely unnecessary Three is Heart's War because boring. Number two was Sin City because meh. And then number one. Do you want to guess what my number one is? I'm guessing You're guessing my least favorite.

Speaker 1:

I'm guessing Tears of the Sun right.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I hated that movie. It was so sad but I was so sucked into it but it was really sad. I didn't like it yeah okay, I didn't. Maybe I didn't hate the movie, but I really I thought it was really sad, yeah okay.

Speaker 1:

So I had more trouble with this list. Bottom five okay, since we haven't seen all the bruce willis movies. He has made worse movies than these, but I didn't include them in our lists because I don't want to. No, from the ones we've seen, I I put okay, number five. I did that for you, tears of the Sun.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's just not good. It's a good movie, but you didn't like it and this is supposed to be based off of your opinion, not mine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I can't come up with another movie to put there, so I went with your opinion on this one. Okay, they're the ones I, I, I thought for myself, okay, uh, number four color of night right, because it's completely unnecessary it's a long movie. It has a long sex scene that is completely unnecessary. Could be better yeah not the worst movie, but, uh, it has pretty good twists could have been done better, yeah I would have made it differently better better yeah, number three 12 monkeys okay it's a it's a boring movie, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

I I don't remember it so I guess that should have been.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's it's, uh, the first time travel movie we watched with him. It's really boring and it's a loop. The movie is a loop okay I know people like this movie and I'm saying sorry to all those people, but I didn't really like this one that much.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Number two, Sin City.

Speaker 2:

Because meh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's meh. It's like a comic book in motion.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But I'm not. It's also like black and white and it's not that fun.

Speaker 2:

Meh yeah, you have better explanations than me. Okay, because me Meh. Yeah, you have better explanations than me. Okay, because meh yeah.

Speaker 1:

And number one on my bottom list is Hearts War. It's a war movie, boring war movie and court drama.

Speaker 2:

Boring yeah, nobody likes that.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm not even going to say I'm sorry, but I had not seen this movie before and I was really interested in seeing it Because I only seen the poster of the movie and I'm like, yeah, why not now, when we were going through his movies, yeah, and turns out that was a bad call.

Speaker 2:

Mistakes.

Speaker 1:

On my part. You know what? Now we know, let's not watch that movie again. All right, it's also really long and boring.

Speaker 2:

Do you have at least five honorable mentions?

Speaker 1:

I do.

Speaker 2:

Okay, did you also limit it to five, or did you have?

Speaker 1:

a different number. I limited it to five.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so I put Hostage on that one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, that was a good movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, especially from the bad guy. You know, the guy with the long hair, mm-hmm, ben Foster, that's his name. Okay, yeah, I really liked that performance of his in that movie.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Then I put 16 Blocks. Oh yeah, I'm so happy that you put it in your top 10. Because yeah, and then Armageddon.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yep, yeah, that was a pretty good one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's a good one. It's a stupid movie, but it's a good time.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You have a good time with it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then I put Death Becomes Her.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

It's so funny.

Speaker 2:

It is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I love it and I wanted to add more, but you know I limited it to five.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Okay. So my five honorable mentions good movies, and that just did not fit in my top ten. I had Mercury Rising.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Now I don't remember what it was.

Speaker 1:

What the movie was about? Yeah, the autistic. Yeah, no, I don't remember what it was. The. What the movie?

Speaker 2:

was about yeah.

Speaker 1:

The autistic guy.

Speaker 2:

Right, right, and then I have Cop Out.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't remember what that one was.

Speaker 1:

That was about the baseball card.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, okay, yeah, that one was good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Number three Lucky Number Slevin.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

That one was pretty.

Speaker 1:

That one, you, it was a thinker? I think yeah yeah, it was a thinker and it was worth it. It ends in a cool way?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't remember, but I'm trusting you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I remember your review of the movie and you said that it's along those lines and I agree.

Speaker 2:

Okay, cool. Thank you for agreeing with me. Number four I put Hudson Hawk.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, A silly movie. Silly movie, funny movie.

Speaker 2:

Also from 1991. Don't remember it, but I'm pretty sure it was a funny movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's a kind of heist movie. They also sing songs. He's singing in that movie.

Speaker 2:

Ah, okay, and then my number five for my honorable mentions. Not Blind Date, but I put the Story of Us.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

I thought that was. It was a different kind of movie with Bruce Willis, but it was relatable, I think in a way Okay. But yeah, it was good. I liked that one, and that's what I had.

Speaker 1:

Good, good, all good movies.

Speaker 2:

Good times we had.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, except for the bottom fives.

Speaker 2:

Right the bottom fives were not as good times. No, I mean, it felt like we had similar bottom fives Right. The bottom fives were not as good times. No.

Speaker 1:

I mean, it felt like we had similar bottom fives, yeah, so Generally similar tastes here as well.

Speaker 2:

So we're in agreement.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, good, all right.

Speaker 1:

So we can establish that Red Die Hard and the Last Boy Scout, those are top three.

Speaker 2:

Right, like those are must-see Bruce Willis movies, all the ones we had in common. Yeah, yeah, maybe a fairly short episode, but this feels pretty good. Yeah, matthias, I'm not doing a weight update with you.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I can already tell you no so I didn't check. I didn't even bother checking because no. So please tell me what is ruining your life, right?

Speaker 1:

now, what's ruining my life? Yeah, I mean it must be that it's the stress of knowing it's our last days at work. I mean that's pretty stressful for me, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I mean, next week is our very last full week at work. I'm going to give out a warning right now Next episode is not going to be a normal episode. Next episode is not going to be a normal episode. We are going to record a half episode and pretty much take the week off from the podcast because our work schedule is going to be so out of whack. Yeah, so just a heads up, but we will probably recap that when we get to it next week.

Speaker 2:

So it's going to be a little weird for a week maybe two. We'll see, but we're not quitting.

Speaker 1:

No, we're still here. Yeah, we're going to keep going, absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what about me?

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, what's ruining your life?

Speaker 2:

So what's ruining my life is mostly stress. Yeah, I'm going on the stress card as well, but I feel like I have speaking of cards, I have most of my cards where they're supposed to be. I feel, like things are lining up for me, so I'm feeling pretty good, but yes, there's stress involved.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And what is actually ruining my life I'm just going to add on to it is next week's schedule, because I'm going to be working to midnight for four days next week.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I'm going to start earlier.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

One hour earlier than.

Speaker 2:

I'd rather start an hour earlier than work five hours past my bedtime I rather work nights oh, I know if we could switch, that would be cool because I'm a morning person. I'm a night person it would be easier to be a morning person if I could have my coffee, but you know what? Regarding that, the past week has been fairly good, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I haven't struggled that much. I had minimal caffeine last weekend, so my body's kind of adjusting and it feels pretty good knowing that I can still function without the caffeine. So it feels like I'm working on beating one addiction at a time. You're welcome, thank you. Can you choose sugar next time?

Speaker 1:

Sure.

Speaker 2:

Because that is the biggest one and it's the most difficult one for me.

Speaker 1:

Is that next year?

Speaker 2:

Next year it better be sugar Coffee. I'd like to keep coffee. I don't like it, but it helps me function in the morning and being a morning person functioning is helpful yeah.

Speaker 1:

I heard that. I heard that functioning is a good thing.

Speaker 2:

That was difficult to say I don't. That was difficult to say.

Speaker 1:

I don't do that, but I don't do that. I don't do that, but you know, I heard that people who function Rather function.

Speaker 2:

In a way it makes sense.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 2:

Matthias.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm all out of sips. Oh, you know what? Why? So am I Okay.

Speaker 1:

And that means we're all out of sepisode Sepisodes. Yeah, no, we're all out of sepisode Sepisodes. Yeah, no, we're all out of episode.

Speaker 2:

That's right. Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we should do that. Okay, we want to thank the people who attended our live Mad Libs this past weekend.

Speaker 2:

Yes, thank you.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, we had a fun time, I think.

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I'm pretty sure we did. Yeah, yes, thank you. Thank you, we had a fun time. I think I'm pretty sure we did. Yeah, yes, thank you for joining us for Mad Libs. Thank you for listening to this episode.

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