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Speaker 2:

uh it worked. I'm not entirely sure what you're saying, but yes listen to this hi that's like when you're up high, hello low.

Speaker 1:

That's when you look down low, high. Up high, hello down low right two ways of greeting someone, like saying hello or hi yes, you know yeah and one is high and the other one is low. Do you understand what I mean now?

Speaker 2:

yeah, oh good, one's high and one's low yeah, it doesn't mean hello. Hallåg.

Speaker 1:

Hallåg, hallåg, hög, hög, no, no, it doesn't work.

Speaker 2:

No Hög.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I don't think so. I'm not.

Speaker 1:

So is this going to be the Swedish episode?

Speaker 2:

Are we doing a Swedish episode? You have to articulate Articulate, articulate, articulate.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, the Swedish episode should be on the national day.

Speaker 2:

I won't leave you, no, mattias. Hmm, okay, now I can't say it.

Speaker 1:

I ruined the word for you.

Speaker 2:

You did.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'm sorry, I said it.

Speaker 2:

You did, you said what.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Don't go.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going, I'm not leaving, no, and I am telling you yeah, I'm not going, no, and I am telling you yeah. I'm not going.

Speaker 1:

You're not going to.

Speaker 2:

You're the best man I've ever known. Hmm, and there's no way there's another line there, but I forgot it. No, no, no, no way. No, I'm not going.

Speaker 1:

Is this a song?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Is this something I should know?

Speaker 2:

No, it's okay. We've seen the movie, but it's okay.

Speaker 1:

So this is a song from a movie. Mm-hmm. Ah, it's a musical, yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, I've seen a lot of those. What musical is it?

Speaker 2:

I want to give you a hint.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay. What hint do you want?

Speaker 1:

The title no.

Speaker 2:

Jennifer Hudson sang it.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I know the movie.

Speaker 2:

Okay, do you? I think so.

Speaker 1:

Okay, green Girls.

Speaker 2:

Green Girls.

Speaker 1:

Dream Girls.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

See, I'm not stupid.

Speaker 2:

I didn't say you were.

Speaker 1:

No, but you thought it. I just said I it I didn't say you were no, but you thought, thought it. I just said I didn't think you were.

Speaker 2:

You said you didn't say I were.

Speaker 1:

I didn't say you were either I was but you said were I said were since for you I'm a you that's correct for me. You are you and I am me I am an eye eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth yeah, eye for an eye, that's a good movie. An eye for an eye with chuck norris, norris does that mean that you trade eyes?

Speaker 2:

uh, yeah hey, I like your eyes.

Speaker 1:

I would like to trade my eyes, yeah, so I can take a picture Gross.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Let's not take pictures with eyeballs.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know I'm boring.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you are An eye for an eye.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

That's a good movie.

Speaker 2:

You poke out my eye, then I'm going to poke out your eye, okay?

Speaker 1:

Then we can yeah, you know develop a picture of each other.

Speaker 2:

I don't want to. No, yeah, you know, develop a picture of each other. I don't want to no.

Speaker 1:

Okay, enough Okay. No no don't, even, don't even. We're past that, yeah.

Speaker 2:

We're better than that.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

We've passed that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, don't even joke about that, we're living better lives now. Yeah, that's true. We don't need to relive it. No, we can't even joke about it.

Speaker 2:

We like each other, now At least pretend.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Don't make it so obvious that you don't like me.

Speaker 1:

You know what we should do.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

We should do a lot of stumbles today, so Blah, blah, blah blah. Hey, that's what we should do.

Speaker 2:

That's our warm-up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we should just do one episode where we just do, so we don't have to go through all the old ones. Isn't that a good idea?

Speaker 2:

Okay, but it's not, you know, organic.

Speaker 1:

Not spontaneous, but you know what I mean. Yeah, it's fake.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean sure we can do like five minutes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Just for the ending of the whole thing, hmm, but yeah, I've gotten quite a few timestamps here.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So yeah Good, but that's only every other episode.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and how long is that going to be?

Speaker 2:

you think I don't know, I don't know how long they are.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I won't know until it's on the project.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's just a few seconds each.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I mean, like we said, we'll just take what we got. Did you get mine that I uploaded to the Did you upload to Buzzsprout? No to the drive where you put the ones, Then that's where it is.

Speaker 2:

I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1:

No, okay. But it's good that you let me know that you've uploaded a project yeah, or it's a file yeah, okay. Exported yeah, exported.

Speaker 2:

Okay, then it's not separated.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that's okay.

Speaker 1:

It's just two clips though. Okay, then it's not separated. No, Okay, that's okay, it's just two clips though.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so it's really short.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, five seconds.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay, yeah, that's okay yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but that's what I told you I was going to do too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's okay, it's good, it's good.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

I will figure it out.

Speaker 1:

I named it 28 stumbles, but it's just the two stumbles.

Speaker 2:

There's 28 here In five seconds.

Speaker 1:

Five seconds. Yeah, it's really fast, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Good, good.

Speaker 1:

But I did something.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you'll have time on Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but that's the day it's going to be uploaded, right.

Speaker 2:

No, what? Not this Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

No, no, that's true.

Speaker 2:

I won't see you on Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

No, oh man, that's good.

Speaker 2:

Meh.

Speaker 1:

That I have the day to just do that.

Speaker 2:

Are you going to spend the day doing that? You're going to end up doing something else.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you want to bet?

Speaker 2:

I don't want that, but I know you, you prioritized your videos, of course, yeah.

Speaker 1:

But the videos I will. The video will be done on Sunday probably.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Do you want to bet?

Speaker 2:

No, no, it's okay.

Speaker 1:

We'll see what happens yeah.

Speaker 2:

We have cat socks.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2:

Cat socks, cat socks.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Dun-dun-dun-dun cat socks.

Speaker 1:

Dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun.

Speaker 2:

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Wait, I feel like I was going to say something, but I forgot.

Speaker 1:

I would love to Me too.

Speaker 2:

The thing is is that it's a festival. It's not well, I mean it's concerts. There's four bands.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And it's more like a festival.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that means.

Speaker 2:

Lots of people Probably drunk, most likely drunk.

Speaker 1:

Like Grenadines.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I would say so.

Speaker 1:

That worked well.

Speaker 2:

Did it.

Speaker 1:

Didn't it.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I can't read your mind.

Speaker 1:

Since I just said, that worked well, I think it worked well.

Speaker 2:

Okay, even getting squished by the people.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was singing along to the songs, so so you didn't care about the people. No, it was fine.

Speaker 2:

Okay, because usually you get really grumpy with crowds. Yeah, I prefer to be alone, but I don't think you can be alone with the band I prefer to be alone but, I don't think you can be alone with the band.

Speaker 1:

No, but I mean, as long as I see the band, I don't have to care about the people.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And as long as the people don't push me.

Speaker 2:

It might happen. Sometimes these things happen.

Speaker 1:

It didn't happen.

Speaker 2:

Okay, well, different bands. We have a lot of good titles.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, I mean I like our system bands. We have a lot of good titles, yeah, yeah, I mean I like our system. Yeah, we come up with like new stuff every week it's, it's fun. How, how, it's how? I don't know how our brains work, but they just come up with random stuff we work well together yeah I've been saying that for a while now. And I like that.

Speaker 2:

I do too. Oh, that interview I had.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then I said that I got the job. Apparently I misunderstood the guy and he ended up going with someone else. He told me the next day on. Tuesday, so I didn't get the job.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

But we like hung up and it felt really good and it felt really promising and he was like I'm gonna follow up with you tomorrow and we'll talk more and then he messaged me and he's like I went with someone else oh like oh, all right good luck?

Speaker 1:

yeah, sure, but I quit my job.

Speaker 2:

I quit my job for you? No, it's no big deal, and but but it was judge. But judge, but it could have been exciting, but it's uh. Here's my butt yeah I have other things to focus on. If uh sidekick gig kick kick, oh my god kick sidekick. Side Sidekick comes along, I would take it here.

Speaker 1:

I am.

Speaker 2:

Hi, you're not my sidekick, we're equals.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, sure yeah.

Speaker 2:

We are.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sure, but I want to be a sidekick.

Speaker 2:

I think you know what I was trying to say.

Speaker 1:

You're a side gig.

Speaker 2:

If a side gig came along, I would take it and it would be good but I'm not upset for not having one no, yeah, I get it and I asked him about budget and he didn't have a straight answer for me on that so like it's possible, I might not get paid for this but, I mean, experience is good, but I also want to get paid for work.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

They did call me from Sheila.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

About work.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Up to the hour? Yeah, and I, they did offer me like a month. Okay, I, they did offer me like a month.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And it was. I mean it was a day, but it's really not that good pay. I mean I'll get the same from A-Kassa.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

As I do from them and I'm like is it worth it? So I actually turned it down. Okay, I'm like I hope I will get from Adlibris instead. So, yeah, I didn't have much time to think about it either.

Speaker 2:

No, they were like we need an answer now. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 1:

So I'm like no, I'm sorry. They're like okay, should we keep you in the system? And I'm like yeah, sure you can do that.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So they still have me in the system.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's too bad that they pay so badly.

Speaker 2:

And.

Speaker 1:

I mean we're going to work. That means I would work harder and get less pay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean yeah.

Speaker 2:

Not ideal no doesn't feel good. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I hope that.

Speaker 2:

So wait hold on. Yeah, I hope that. So wait hold on yeah. If a neighbor calls you and this is just theoretical, okay, so don't come at me with like facts or anything Theoretically. If a neighbor's called you back and they gave you the same offer, would you go for it? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

I would Okay, they're like we, we're gonna pay you less yeah, I'm expecting that, but it's not gonna be, you know, uh, sheila level less okay so it's still gonna be more than I would get at sheila okay, but what if a labor's had the same offer like the same budget? Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You would still go for it.

Speaker 1:

I think so.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

For Maria, for Maria, yeah, yeah, to see Maria, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Be like I didn't forget you.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

I never forgot about you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she's like were you.

Speaker 2:

Are you new here? Yeah, yeah, she's like what are you, are you?

Speaker 1:

new here. Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's our friends, you know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's really the people I would like to work with.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, not me.

Speaker 1:

Not you.

Speaker 2:

I don't think we'll ever work together again other than here.

Speaker 1:

No, true, it's a little sad.

Speaker 2:

It's a little sad.

Speaker 1:

It's a little sad, but maybe we will work together in the future, you know.

Speaker 2:

but on other things, Are we talking about film? Maybe, that would be good. Yeah, that would be most ideal.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's the dream.

Speaker 1:

That's the dream.

Speaker 2:

And you're just hoping that I'll throw a line and reel you in. Yeah, I don't know you know what? I'm gonna go as a production manager, yeah, okay, and I'll get my experience and then eventually I'll bring you in as an intern so you can play around.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And you can be the production assistant, but still get to be on set and see things.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what I want.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, to start off with yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's difficult to know what I would be most interested in when I have zero experience.

Speaker 2:

I mean, if nothing else, we got you as an editor.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, I tried that, tried that and um about that I could be better with some actual footage that you can play around with other than a pre-made movie.

Speaker 2:

Um, yeah, I think you could get it to work out. I'd trust you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe, maybe. I mean, I'm also editing some of these you know episodes.

Speaker 2:

It's just I'm talking audio-visual or visual.

Speaker 1:

Wait a minute. Video audio yeah, it's just audio, but it's still better than nothing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's still editing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry what what I touched you oh yeah, that's okay. I didn't mean to touch you. No, it's okay okay do you want to start or?

Speaker 2:

I don't think I want to record an episode today. I just want to sit here and talk about other things to have in leftovers okay, sure yeah, what there's the boogie woogie fire up the booze. I don't know, maybe that's words yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1:

I, you know it's when it's not the correct speed. I'm, I'm, I'm getting all lost. I'm like what are the words?

Speaker 2:

I don't know the words.

Speaker 1:

I knew what the song was.

Speaker 2:

Did you catch the reference?

Speaker 1:

I did and I really like that song. It's great. I'm wondering what the songs are going to be.

Speaker 2:

We'll find out. Yeah, have they already started touring?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, check that, check that. Check that, check that.

Speaker 2:

Check that, check that.

Speaker 1:

Check yourself for your wreck yourself. I'm bad for your health. I got real stuff.

Speaker 2:

No, not yet. In June they start. Okay, your birthday Eight, oh, in June they start okay, your birthday 8th oh they will be in Saskatoon on my birthday oh, that's Canada right yeah, mm yummy you know, listening back to all these episodes, we'll see. We'll see how it's going to go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I always say that Like everything.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're always so sure about ourselves.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 2:

What Hold on Words. Excuse me, oh God, no.

Speaker 1:

Let me turn on the fan first, Ew, Okay, I also.

Speaker 2:

When I'm listening to the episodes I sound so flirty all the time Like yeah and so good yeah.

Speaker 1:

And so good yeah, and I'm like yeah.

Speaker 2:

Whatever? Okay, I'm so not into you, I'm so bored Don't want to be here. Bring me home now.

Speaker 1:

I'm good too, I guess.

Speaker 2:

We're in a better place now. We don't have to redo this.

Speaker 1:

No, no, we're in a better place. Now we don't have to redo this.

Speaker 2:

No, no, that's it. No, we're good, and I'm sure something else happened.

Speaker 1:

Probably.

Speaker 2:

No, nothing gets left behind, except for the plate.

Speaker 1:

That's what I meant. That's what you meant. I didn't, I, no, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.

Speaker 2:

Oh, we're shaving you tomorrow.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

Good, good. Oh, I guess I won't touch no.

Speaker 1:

This is.

Speaker 2:

More was protecting you, more was the cock logger, or what else was it?

Speaker 1:

Beaver diem.

Speaker 2:

We're not lesbians. No, I came up with something else, didn't I?

Speaker 1:

Did you? I thought, I did I don't know we didn't have to talk to people.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, one more time.

Speaker 1:

That's perfect for an omish like me.

Speaker 2:

No, no you're an amish guy eating burgers yeah, no, that's uh okay good, yeah, excuse me that was you, yeah I got a mail did you win the lottery?

Speaker 1:

no, I gotta comment on my new video was it a good one uh or was it russian? No, it was, uh, it was just a word. No. Two words, yeah, two word comment yeah, and also an emoji uh, underrated action and uh, you know, a bomb with the.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, was that the same person?

Speaker 1:

I think this Wait Same as which one.

Speaker 2:

The other. Really good comment you got.

Speaker 1:

I think this was I have to find. I think this was a new one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Awesome, good, good job, yeah, awesome.

Speaker 2:

Good, good job.

Speaker 1:

Thank you.

Speaker 2:

And, yeah, we were being good. That's true, and let's see.

Speaker 1:

Our fetus.

Speaker 2:

Fetus.

Speaker 1:

Wait a minute, fetus.

Speaker 2:

You didn't say fetus, you said fetes.

Speaker 1:

Fetes.

Speaker 2:

Let's skip that, somehow it sounds weird.

Speaker 1:

Okay, skip that uh, we skip that mm-hmm, I liked holding my stones while getting a foot massage how uncomfortable.

Speaker 2:

Okay, all right, do I have to keep that?

Speaker 1:

You do what you want.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so after.

Speaker 1:

I didn't say anything bad, though, no.

Speaker 2:

No, we got the foot massages and how do you? Think the chances are that we have overtime on Monday, either Mondays.

Speaker 1:

I mean that might happen. I'm pretty sure it. I would be surprised if it didn't happen, actually.

Speaker 2:

It would be nice to get home early. But, I mean, we'll take it when it comes. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah so.

Speaker 2:

So we did overtime on Wednesday. Yeah, not much really, or sorry, no, your turn.

Speaker 1:

Or, yeah, the team I work with. We also had other people with us, a couple other who's not part of our team, okay, so I guess you could have too, but I didn't know that.

Speaker 2:

Then I was going to make you pay for it. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

But you know that's your mistake. Yeah, yeah, that was my mistake. I wanted to invite you, since you have invited me in those situations before. So, yeah, so I, I really wanted you and it felt weird just to to let you sit there by yourself while I'm over in the corner with my team. So, yeah, I.

Speaker 2:

It wasn't my thing. I was not a part of this.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Did you also get 500?

Speaker 1:

I did Okay.

Speaker 2:

And this tastes like chocolate milk.

Speaker 1:

It's chocolate day today.

Speaker 2:

I do like chocolate.

Speaker 1:

It's chocolate day today I do like chocolate, it's definitely a weakness yeah between chocolate and bread.

Speaker 2:

Those have been my biggest weaknesses since dieting had candy I, I had candy um the chase did I catch the title on that one?

Speaker 1:

what was the movie about?

Speaker 2:

charlie sheen.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what did the cops do? Should I say it?

Speaker 2:

Stop asking, just do it.

Speaker 1:

Answer please.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

You know, anthony, which one that is.

Speaker 1:

I guess it's the other guy who's not Flea.

Speaker 2:

He's the singer, okay, of Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't really know the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yeah, I don't really know the Red Hot Chili Peppers that well, I mean the members of the band.

Speaker 2:

Okay, but you know the songs.

Speaker 1:

I'm not sure which songs they. I mean. If I hear their songs I'm like, oh okay, that's them.

Speaker 2:

Do you know, weird Al's, the Flintstones ones, the Flintstones song. Yeah, dabba, dabba, dabba dabba, dabba doo.

Speaker 1:

now, oh yeah, um weird, al's the flintstone ones, the flintstones yeah song, oh yeah that's red hot chili peppers okay, yeah, what's that song called for real, or?

Speaker 2:

well, it's two songs in one that al did, uh, the. The main one is um give it away okay give it away, give it away, give it away. Yeah, and then the beginning is um, I'm not sure in the title, but it's a slower one.

Speaker 1:

Um, I don't really want to be yeah, that one yeah that's, that's the beginning song yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, so um anyway, sorry, yeah, I mean um, like I said, uh funny characters, um good action, uh oh, matthias, um that show.

Speaker 2:

That show yes.

Speaker 1:

That show.

Speaker 2:

That show 18. 18. Sorry, it's row 18. Oh, okay. Number 18 on my bottom five no.

Speaker 1:

Wait, it's between two, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2:

Okay, go ahead. 12 Monkeys what was that one?

Speaker 1:

One of the time travel movies.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so, not. So then it's this movie, this movie, these movie.

Speaker 2:

These movie, this movie, these movie.

Speaker 1:

These movie? No, I had not seen this movie before. Don't do movie before. Don't do that. Don't do that with your hand and face. Stop doing the hand and face thing oh okay, I didn't notice.

Speaker 2:

Hold on a second.

Speaker 1:

I will. I will hold on to my can chocolate milk monster Hold on to my can Chocolate milk Monster. Yes, Lauren, you were saying, or if it didn't go that well, it was it could have been better. No, I just give you alternative to you know. No, it was fun. Let's make it fun.

Speaker 2:

We're going to make it fun.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so we're not going to go with the Shakespeare.

Speaker 2:

No A a better five yeah that was a good one. I guess that was the only good Shakespeare we had. And that was during an episode. Not even that, Okay, so

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