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[Leftovers] #123
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Now, I cleaned my arms yesterday, yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't shave. You're jerking your arms.
Speaker 1:I didn't shave, but I did wash my arms. No, that's for my shirt, I'm just sweaty. Okay, I did put on deodorant at some point today.
Speaker 2:I did too.
Speaker 1:Good.
Speaker 2:I usually do.
Speaker 1:I do too. Sometimes I forget, but it's not that often. No, okay, what? No, usually do I do too sometimes I forget, but it's not that often. No, okay, why no, no, not yet not yet.
Speaker 2:Not yet um more fan mails.
Speaker 1:Yes, um, what was I talking about?
Speaker 2:my sweaty armpits yes, yeah, that's a subject we, we don't want to forget about no, no, no, I feel like I have to cover this subject thoroughly. Yeah, are you french or something?
Speaker 1:no, I do shave okay uh, usually at least twice a week and um, but sometimes I'm too tired to shower and I'm just I don't want to. I don't want to shower because when I shower, like actually shower, I have to like.
Speaker 2:Scream.
Speaker 1:I have to scream first before I get into the shower.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, you're one of those.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I don't want to shower, because it takes so long I clean myself.
Speaker 2:Okay, because.
Speaker 1:I have to shampoo and then conditioner, and just the conditioner itself takes so long. And then, like, I shave and I will brush my teeth and I have to clean myself.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you shave too.
Speaker 1:I also shave.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:In the shower.
Speaker 2:yeah, More than your beard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I only have the one beard hair. No, I don't talk about it. I only have to pluck that, like once a year when it gets really noticeable.
Speaker 2:Are you making fun of me? No, I just think about how funny your life partner thought it was. I did not find it as funny as he did no.
Speaker 1:No, I really didn't like it. It is kind of funny yeah yeah if I wasn't so incredibly self-conscious about things, then I would find it a lot more funny.
Speaker 2:It's just the one hair in the one spot it's from a mole, ah so it comes from the mole?
Speaker 1:yeah, and I have no idea how it managed to grow so long that it became noticeable and I didn't notice it. He noticed it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:And then like how long was I walking around with one long beard hair.
Speaker 2:Who else noticed it If?
Speaker 1:he could notice it but, not me, then who else was noticing it?
Speaker 2:You never stood like hmm no.
Speaker 1:Stroking your.
Speaker 2:Twisting, twirling your face hair.
Speaker 1:Just like around my finger. No, Then you would think that I'd be able to manage to pull it out.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:No, ugh, no, we don't have to talk about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, Ugh, no we don't have to talk about it. No, no, we didn't.
Speaker 1:We didn't talk about this at all. Okay, where do we go from here?
Speaker 2:I don't know Fanmail. Speaking of beard and sweaty armpits, here's the fan mail.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna get to the fan mail later.
Speaker 2:Okay, when we started the episode.
Speaker 1:When we start the episode, maybe I'll look at my arm See the bruise.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I did that yesterday.
Speaker 2:You have one there and then here too yeah. I think it's from the same incident, so so it went through like yeah, yeah, I think so or did something I didn't even notice it.
Speaker 1:I noticed it afterwards. Did I impress you? I was trying to impress you because I'm so cool with what?
Speaker 2:and with the bruise with the bruise, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah sure Sure my stunts.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, all that, yeah, you did.
Speaker 1:Cool, I was trying to impress you Because I also want to be Jackie Chan. Yeah, but I didn't you missed my dismount?
Speaker 2:Yeah, dismount, cool word.
Speaker 1:Okay, when I got out of the, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I understand what you meant, but I would never have thought of that word and it's a cool word.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you're not like annoyed that I said a word.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no I know you usually are. No, no, it's a cool word and I might use it in the future For dismounting Right Dismount, I just used it in the future For dismounting Right Dismount, I just used it in the future.
Speaker 1:You did.
Speaker 2:Dismount. Oh, you did it again, yeah.
Speaker 1:With no context, just randomly said dismount.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, I should do that at work.
Speaker 1:Dismount.
Speaker 2:Yeah, In the middle of a conversation I'm like dismount.
Speaker 1:What were you mounting?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, wait, that sounded weird.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what I meant.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nothing, okay A mountain.
Speaker 1:A mountain. You're dismounting the mountain.
Speaker 2:That's walking down from the mountain right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2:Or falling down from the mountain. Yeah, I think so. Or falling down from the mountain. It depends on what mountain it is and how steep it is.
Speaker 1:and how you're removing yourself from the mountain. Yeah how I'm dismounting by foot or by roll Foot or roll Foot rolls.
Speaker 2:Foot roll, rolling your feet.
Speaker 1:Ow, that sounds like spraining your ankles.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that hurts or fracture.
Speaker 1:I did that on the mountain, or what? No, that was you. Yeah, I did that. You rolled your ankle.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I did a foot roll.
Speaker 1:You did yeah, and that's how you dismounted.
Speaker 2:I wanted to show you how to do a foot roll.
Speaker 1:I already knew how to do that, yeah.
Speaker 2:And you were thinking like oh, he's dismounting.
Speaker 1:I was actually thinking I have to pee.
Speaker 2:Okay, and then you were like oh, he's dismounting, he's dismounting.
Speaker 1:Dismounting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You want to get into this, start this thing.
Speaker 1:You want to get all over this. Yeah, you want to get into this Start this thing.
Speaker 2:You want to get all over this. Yeah, you want to mount it. Let's mount the episode.
Speaker 1:That's weird.
Speaker 2:Okay, I guess you want to mount the microphone.
Speaker 1:Oh, I mean, that would be more likely.
Speaker 2:Damn it's echoey.
Speaker 1:Can I record it? Yeah, I'm gonna. You don't want to wait like 30 seconds. I'm gonna shake for a little bit. Okay, 30 seconds, do you want to shake also?
Speaker 2:I can shake and then I'm gonna open it, you know, towards you really close to the microphone, really get that sound.
Speaker 1:Really get that sound.
Speaker 2:Yeah, get that sound.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's okay. Okay. Or hold on per hundred. Okay, it's not that okay, but I think it's okay compared to.
Speaker 2:What could have been?
Speaker 1:Compared to the past couple weeks.
Speaker 2:Okay. It's you starting right, my turn, yeah, my turn.
Speaker 1:And I'll be up all night. Yeah, and drive you home and sleep at two in the morning.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then work yumpa and then Be so tired Anyway.
Speaker 2:You're really quiet when you talk about that.
Speaker 1:Because I'm going to cut it anyway.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true, we're releasing.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey, come. Where am I Come? No, where am I?
Speaker 2:Come An hour earlier than I usually.
Speaker 1:What was that?
Speaker 2:It was my mouth. Okay, it was like bubbles. Yeah, yes, and weird week because we had some arbetsuppgifter.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on. I know this one Like tasks yeah.
Speaker 2:Tags, tags. We had no, you're supposed to say tack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we yeah tasks. No, you're supposed to say tack.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we had other tack.
Speaker 1:No, tack, what You're supposed to thank me for the word. Oh tack, especially good Tax Tax.
Speaker 2:That's a dog. You know last in what is that?
Speaker 1:What did you do?
Speaker 2:I did in last name.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:You were scanning in, yeah, what was it? Was that the muffins? No.
Speaker 1:No, that was like the second or third, that was the second. What did we get Hold on? I'm pretty sure I wrote it down somewhere.
Speaker 2:Oh, we got the chocolates. But you heard yesterday, heard, heard, you heard yesterday that, uh, I think it was maria that said that I, I didn't have yes, and I and I trusted you.
Speaker 1:I believed you when you told me that you didn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I was happy when she mentioned that. I'm like, yep, they see I didn't lie.
Speaker 1:No, I know you didn't lie.
Speaker 2:Not close enough.
Speaker 1:But I mean, we talked about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because, I mean, if you really needed to, then you could have stayed here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true, and yeah.
Speaker 1:Some people would just have to deal with that. Mm-hmm, yeah, anyway, anyway, I feel like she went outside without me checking. Yeah, All right. Well, there goes the bunny.
Speaker 2:He's going to slide right out of that harness and run away.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe you should like start looking for a new bunny. All right, I'm gonna check Blockhead now. Start checking for a new bunny. No. I think if we're gonna get another animal, it's gonna be a dog. Sorry.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, a dog.
Speaker 1:A dog.
Speaker 2:A dog, I mean, he's allergic, right? Yeah, he's also allergic to the bunny.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, but I think the bunny's butt well, yeah, it is mostly the bunny's butt. That's the most fluffy part and that's what is mostly shedding.
Speaker 2:It's ginormous bunny butt um anyway, anyway, uh, oh yeah, uh, on um friday we did that then no, we, I gave you a hug, well, right. We both high-fived and hugged.
Speaker 1:We high-fived, and then I forced you into a hug.
Speaker 2:No, no, not Because on Thursday with one of the other girls, katarzyna, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I had left Freya at Katarzyna's.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And she was playing with Junio, okay, and she was playing with you. Neo. Okay, axel went to Farmore. I went grocery shopping, but I was like texting with you guys at the same time.
Speaker 2:Was I the first one?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Thank you, I just wanted words.
Speaker 1:You are the best. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2:You're welcome. Yeah, I just want to. You know, feel like I did something. You did just want to, uh, you know, feel like I did something. You did one of the you know flirters leather or yeah you know who who doesn't talk to me but she did tell me yeah, and did you have a talk with him? I?
Speaker 1:did. It was like are you running some kind of prostitution or something? What was that? Duolix maybe sounds like prostitution in a way if you think about if you have your mind there but, really it's a fish spa.
Speaker 2:Look it up, it's a massage yeah, and I mean, why would I send that?
Speaker 1:and does he really think he would spend that kind of amount of money on prostitution?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And how much does that even cost to begin with?
Speaker 2:I've never ordered a prostitute. Maybe you should ask him.
Speaker 1:I should ask him for a number. Yeah, Okay, and how much is this going to cost me? He'd be like two, three thousand. That's too much. I could get the same thing myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't think I'm sorry. I don't think. Even if you were extremely desperate, I don't think you would put that kind of money towards a prostitute.
Speaker 2:Afterwards you would feel so bad, I would feel the worst.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What did I do? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you would have so much regret.
Speaker 2:Oh yes.
Speaker 1:This was not worth the money Anyway.
Speaker 2:I like that. Everyone seemed to think it was a weird conversation to have.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:To talk about that.
Speaker 1:I mean he must have laughed or something.
Speaker 2:He must have been joking I don't know, I couldn't see a smile or laugh I don't know.
Speaker 1:Well, the whole thing is so weird.
Speaker 2:I mean it didn't sound like he was uh talking about me, specifically about the prostitution, but okay so that in general it might be like, uh, you know, suspicious and it might be the prostitution thing so it's.
Speaker 1:It's my receipt for my prostitute. Yeah, I just asked you to give the money for it yeah, no, yeah, I was like no, it's lauren lauren did this, not me.
Speaker 2:I'm just paying for it, yeah she made me pay for it, otherwise she would feel so guilty let's guess, can I borrow a couple thousand?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, I need a prostitute you're like I'm so desperate. I have nowhere else to go.
Speaker 2:I couldn't possibly find these services elsewhere, and I also want fishes to eat my feet. That's right If you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:It's a fetish. We're so off here, yeah. Is this going to make it to the episode?
Speaker 2:I'm not sure if I can fit it in. No, that's what he said it's too big, I can't.
Speaker 1:I don't think I can do it. Yeah, so we got to work together yeah, we did and then you got ripped from my hands yeah and clearing off shelves from with uh was it?
Speaker 2:was it a swedish guy? No, no, okay it was sebastian okay yeah he should be a soldier yeah, like, oh yeah, he's trained by some kind of military, he's like german or something right yeah or something I don't know he might be a nazi.
Speaker 1:I'm starting to think that.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I mean, I thought he was okay for a while, and then I mean he comes with, and then he took you from me. Yeah, and I was like he's a Nazi. Was that what you said to him? Yeah, Like you.
Speaker 1:Nazi, give me back Mattia. Yeah, but yeah, I worked by myself for a while.
Speaker 2:What? No, I was just going to say that Will you pick me up on Friday, or should I take the bus?
Speaker 1:We'll get to that. Yeah, okay, I'm sure I should be able to, okay we'll see, we'll see. Yeah, and we also watched movies. We did what. What are you doing?
Speaker 2:I was going to say the thing, but I got all your tongue is emotional, you got emotional. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I do want to take a break, movies or break.
Speaker 2:Breaking movies Breaking bed. We can take a break if you want to that what you want to do uh I mean, you're the one uh doing the editing so you should be, oh yeah yeah, that should have been, uh in today's episode uh, what if?
Speaker 1:what if we did a thing okay? Um, what if the hostie, the main hostie, the one who opens everything up, says the lines, and then, when it's your turn to host, you have to say my lines, because you're leading on to the next thing, and then I have to say your lines Wait what. Wait what? Oh, when I'm leading into the next segment, I say the lines and then you say your lines, right to transition.
Speaker 1:But, if you're the main hostee, when you're like opening up and everything, then you should be the one saying, do you want to take a break? And I'll be like let's take a break.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Sure, except I'm the main hostie today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we do it the same.
Speaker 1:The same as usual, then I have to decide if we're taking a break or if we're going to move on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you know what? What we're going to forget all of this.
Speaker 1:Thank you, did you just get an email?
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 1:Can you turn off your sound?
Speaker 2:Maybe it's fan mail, was it? No? It says I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1:You got fan mail saying I'm not a fan and to fan mail. Okay.
Speaker 2:I got those.
Speaker 1:You know what? Let's move on.
Speaker 2:Let's move on.
Speaker 1:Every other.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of, and he bettered himself. For lack of a better term, he went in as a what?
Speaker 1:Nothing sorry.
Speaker 2:Like what is it called? Like I'm trying to think about the word Like a gruptryk where he does things he doesn't really want to do? Peer pressure. Peer pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's happening?
Speaker 1:I don't know what. No, I don't know, no, but yeah, there's a lot of people getting killed, and that one guy who got his head smashed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, didn't like it. Well, I don't think he got killed for real. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Well, the actors probably didn't die, but the characters yeah, okay I didn't like it no okay, and then I mean, I'm not a war movie person either how, how do you I?
Speaker 2:okay, what uh, when you're doing editing you can pick, I'll take a picture okay, so this movie is about boats racing to hello. I don't know, hold on shake, what do you call it an oil? Yeah, shake, or what shake? What do you call it An oil?
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, and Hello, hi, it's not done yet. No, it's like four. Yeah, we keep getting interrupted by people like you, like, who, like you, love you. It was in my vagina. Oh, you didn't pause it this time.
Speaker 2:Uh, so this, this movie's yeah, that will block the sound.
Speaker 1:Block the people. They're gonna open the door and think no one's in here. Yeah, I have to figure out what we're doing.
Speaker 2:We're eating, help you.
Speaker 1:Thank you, figured that out. Now what?
Speaker 2:Excuse me, is it alive?
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:alive. No, no, don't eat me, I'm alive. Yeah, okay, okay Can.
Speaker 2:I have another piece of cheese. No, Piece of cheese Cheese. It Matias Cheese piece. I want cheese piece. Okay, hello, hello, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1:Don't actually choke, though, no.
Speaker 2:You have something funny. Now I do. Good, I do, this is not empty.
Speaker 1:Almost. No, I'm trying to save it. This is not empty either.
Speaker 2:No, I'm trying to save it. This is not empty either.
Speaker 1:No, it's empty. No, it's not Dwayne.
Speaker 2:I like I'm sorry. All right, I'll do it. It feels Wait a minute. Did I get it? Yes, did I get it.
Speaker 1:I don't know, try again.
Speaker 2:No, I'm pretty sure. I'm done, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh okay, are you sure?
Speaker 2:Uh yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure Get really in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't see anything on your face Except the microphone.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'm thinking.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's what you're thinking. Could you hear that? I could hear your thoughts. That was my thoughts.
Speaker 1:That's usually what it sounds like in my head Listen to me.
Speaker 2:Listen to me thinking yeah, those are my thoughts.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to eat all the cheese.
Speaker 2:I'm a cheese eater.
Speaker 1:Oh, cheese eater, I believe you can get me through the night.
Speaker 2:How do you do it?
Speaker 1:Cheese eater. Oh God, I'm taking this away from you now. No, stop sliding back.
Speaker 2:Good luck with the editing.
Speaker 1:Thank you, Matias.
Speaker 2:You're welcome.
Speaker 1:You're so mean, I'm not making it better, it's not just me, it's you too.
Speaker 2:I just want to blame you Are we going to get through this or no? Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 1:Okay, I want to get through this quickly.
Speaker 2:What is going on? Ignore it, keep going.
Speaker 1:It sounded like you did Apotheo, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they did call me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they still managed to want you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I turned them down.
Speaker 1:We're not watching that Friday.
Speaker 2:I would love to, but will it be too late to watch three movies?
Speaker 1:We're not recording.
Speaker 2:No, that's true, so maybe we can watch three have it prepared, just in case. Yeah, I think I downloaded it. Yeah, I did download, so maybe we can watch the. Have it prepared, just in case. Yeah, I think I downloaded. Yeah, I did download it as well.
Speaker 1:So We'll see, hey Titta en nåda, vad har du I nådan Massor med stenar? Oliver Stone, ska jag ta en En? Tre, tre, får jag ta en? Jag vill nog ha den här ändå, men vänta, that's the one you don't get.
Speaker 2:Bye, bye, bye bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye.
Speaker 1:Bye, please don't dump that, thank you. Don't empty that, please. Let's finish the episode and read some fan mail episode.
