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Speaker 1:

Would you like some pie Hmm?

Speaker 2:

What kind of pie?

Speaker 1:

Uh, buttery pie and silky cream.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, maybe it's uh filled with raspberry jelly, it's uh, pie, it's pie and it looks good. Ah, one of those. Hmm, yeah, those. I kind of like those pies, you know that are good.

Speaker 1:

Would you eat this?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

What is it? It's egg.

Speaker 2:

It's egg. The egg looks very yummy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I would eat the egg at least. I don't know what anything else is.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Oh, it's asparagus with poached eggs.

Speaker 2:

Oh, do you like asparagus? I'm not sure, maybe.

Speaker 1:

I tried it like once.

Speaker 2:

Okay, did you like it?

Speaker 1:

It was hard, so I don't think it was done right.

Speaker 2:

It was difficult.

Speaker 1:

It was hard.

Speaker 2:

Oh, as in difficult.

Speaker 1:

To consume. Yeah, I had trouble.

Speaker 2:

Consuming it.

Speaker 1:

Consuming it. Yeah, yeah, that's what happened.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cool, cool story.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and that was the story about the one time that I ate asparagus.

Speaker 2:

Wow.

Speaker 1:

Did you see that? Yeah, was it. Was that me?

Speaker 2:

Lightning.

Speaker 1:

What's going on?

Speaker 2:

You're blinking a lot.

Speaker 1:

That's weird. Every time I blink, it goes dark. For you too, yeah, oh God. Now I can't stop. It's too dark oh no. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

How are you feeling? Are you okay? I'm okay, are you sick?

Speaker 2:

No, okay, I am not.

Speaker 1:

Okay, are you sick? Not anymore. No, I'm okay.

Speaker 2:

You did feel sick, though.

Speaker 1:

I did.

Speaker 2:

But it was allergies. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Was it really or was it sickness? Well, how did you?

Speaker 2:

feel. How did I feel?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, uh, after Sunday.

Speaker 2:

Uh, I think I felt okay, okay why.

Speaker 1:

Because I you were here on Sunday morning.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And I woke up and I had a really bad sore throat. Oh, yeah, okay, and after I got back home I was just stuck on the couch for the rest of the day, or in bed.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, was it on Saturday? I had the stuffy nose.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. Or was that Sunday, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

When I did like. You heard it too.

Speaker 1:

Oh, was it while we were walking.

Speaker 2:

No, we were on the couch.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

Maybe it was during Tuxedo.

Speaker 1:

Maybe. So that was Sunday. That was Sunday morning, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because I think we watched something. So it might have been Sunday, but more than that, no, I haven't had. I haven't felt sick.

Speaker 1:

Okay, because it felt like allergies.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I kind of feel allergic sometimes too. I don't know if I am allergic or if it's just. You know, when it's a lot, I just tend to feel it. I don't know how it works, maybe a little bit allergic. Maybe, Can you be?

Speaker 1:

I think so. Yeah, yeah, I think it's a spectrum.

Speaker 2:

It's like being gay. That's also a spectrum.

Speaker 1:

Do we want to go through this? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

So where are you? I'm here, okay, good to know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, where are you?

Speaker 1:

I'm also here. Oh, okay, cool.

Speaker 2:

Now we know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're on the same page.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we solved that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, then we know. Yeah, we're on the same page. Yeah, we solved that. Yeah, I don't know, but okay.

Speaker 2:

We tried.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we couldn't get much further than that.

Speaker 2:

We don't want to go in too deep to those conversations.

Speaker 1:

No, I think it best we don't. No, it's okay.

Speaker 2:

It is okay. Okay, who said it wasn't?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. It feels like we're going to get into this anyway. Why does it feel like we're just kind of pushing into it?

Speaker 2:

Into what the other side Backside.

Speaker 1:

Or front side, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it depends, on.

Speaker 1:

Where you're going.

Speaker 2:

What do you think is the right side or the? Yeah, I don't know, we're stupid, oh, or at least I am why? Because I am.

Speaker 1:

Why do you have to label yourself with such a negative label? I don't know, term.

Speaker 2:

Label, label, label, term.

Speaker 1:

Label term.

Speaker 2:

I don't know it just happens.

Speaker 1:

I don't think you're stupid.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that's good. That said, I don't think you're smart either.

Speaker 1:

Uh me.

Speaker 2:

No, that's what you would say.

Speaker 1:

No, no, I never said that either.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I didn't even think it. Okay, sure, sure, sure.

Speaker 2:

Uh, funny, but stupid.

Speaker 1:

My threat today is I'm going to eat your foot. That's what I've been telling Sick Child all day.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, why.

Speaker 1:

Because he's getting into trouble and I'm going to eat his foot.

Speaker 2:

Why his foot?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, it's just kind of funny.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, okay, but just the one foot.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So he can hop at least.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Does he get to choose which one?

Speaker 1:

No, it's the first one I find Okay, the first one I get a hold of so how would you eat it? Would you start with the toes and I would dump, dump, I would dip them in butter oh okay, melt in butter okay some salt on those, extra salty, and I would eat one toe at a time, yeah, like popcorn, yep.

Speaker 1:

And then I would gnaw on the rest of his foot like a raw steak that's my plan, okay. And then the heel I would eat it like an apple. The whole thing, core and everything. What?

Speaker 2:

the core and everything okay, yes, wow, so you wouldn't cut it into pieces.

Speaker 1:

No, no, that's wrong. Yeah, you can't do that. Why would you do that?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

What's wrong with him? I?

Speaker 2:

don't know he eats the core. I'm assuming, I guess. So I don't know, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1:

Or he's calling you like a child for cutting up your apple into little pieces.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1:

Maybe you're a child.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, I kind of know. Yeah, okay, we're going to be. Was that your stomach?

Speaker 1:

I didn't hear anything. Okay, I heard Sick Child cough.

Speaker 2:

Ah, was that your stomach coughing? Yes, he's in there.

Speaker 1:

There's a baby in my belly apparently he moved back. Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 2:

Okay, should we mention the movies.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yes, okay, excuse me.

Speaker 1:

Please hold. Hold on, unless you actually know.

Speaker 2:

It should be 22 maybe, I'm not sure.

Speaker 1:

Where's the movie list? It's not here, Uh here 21.

Speaker 2:

It said 21.

Speaker 1:

Where.

Speaker 2:

Uh, go down there, there, there.

Speaker 1:

Oh, in a bad dream. So what does that mean? Four years?

Speaker 2:

And you know what that means.

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

Or what that is. I think that's on a Friday.

Speaker 1:

I really hope so.

Speaker 2:

Or wait. No, it's on a Thursday actually. Since it was on a Wednesday this year, it should be on a Thursday next year. Oh, that's too bad.

Speaker 1:

Are you going to take the day off?

Speaker 2:

I will probably not even have a job.

Speaker 1:

You don't know.

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Assuming that you're still working.

Speaker 2:

If I'm still working, I'm not working that day.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you're going to take the day off.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to take the day off and if they say no, I'll take a sick day.

Speaker 1:

Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Now it's on recording, so you have to yeah, okay. I almost closed that, oh God, don't do that, that wouldn't be good.

Speaker 2:

No, I got up a sweat.

Speaker 1:

Wow.

Speaker 2:

No, what do you say? Worked, worked up those yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, cool.

Speaker 2:

That's for another.

Speaker 1:

Okay, cool, that's for another Next April Fool's.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no what.

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

Jog on.

Speaker 1:

Jog on Like ride on or what.

Speaker 2:

No, it's from a movie.

Speaker 1:

And then what, what, and then what.

Speaker 2:

No, they just say that Jog on.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what? And then?

Speaker 2:

what? Um no, they just say that and jog on. Okay, but it's uh, it's more like it feels like, it's more like go f yourself or something uh-huh, okay, yeah, okay, thank you. Thank you for that you're welcome, um, that's when you grope someone. Oh no, no, it's not actually.

Speaker 1:

But it could be Okay, miestag, what do you mean? Oh, is mies like a word Mies?

Speaker 2:

You know, like mies with a Y.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, miestag, miestag Aw.

Speaker 2:

Or Miestag, that's oh, no, that's also. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna keep that.

Speaker 1:

No, you're not.

Speaker 2:

It was in Swedish.

Speaker 1:

After school, I went home, okay, and Moose talk.

Speaker 2:

That's more of a Trump thing, I guess.

Speaker 1:

Oh God, okay, Mattias, I'm gonna shut up, you're leaving. Okay thing, I guess. Oh god, okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna shut up, you're leaving.

Speaker 2:

Okay, bye, you were really ready to leave you zoomed out of here before I beat you up haze, haze what was the first one or the second one better?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. Try again, it wasn't a haze.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, good, that's okay, um, because the other one is like a big uh, you know, uh, you know, a big criminal, not, no, you like uh, uh, I will fix the movie for you. Okay, so I don't know when we will see each other. Will we see each other on sunday, maybe?

Speaker 1:

why will we see each other on sunday I?

Speaker 2:

don't know if you want to go for a walk or something maybe we'll see um, so you can get the movie too. I was thinking, um, yeah, it's too bad, I didn't bring it today, I didn't even think about it. But yeah, it's through. Maybe it's on on netflix too. I don't know, it might be. I know they have a remake of it on netflix, I think, but it's the 1988 one I want you to to see which was april.

Speaker 1:

When did we last record?

Speaker 2:

oh yeah, that was the first right, was it?

Speaker 1:

I think so yeah, since the first. So in comparison from the first of april, oh my god. Is it bad?

Speaker 2:

Wait, okay, so it's.

Speaker 1:

Cool.

Speaker 2:

Because I'm like we can talk about that tomorrow at work. No, we can't. You're not at work, so we can't talk about that.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Should I? I'm going to cut this, but should I tell Maria that you remember her?

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because that's what she said.

Speaker 1:

Remember me, I'm going to take one of these rocks and write I miss you, or?

Speaker 2:

something I remember Maria.

Speaker 1:

I remember Maria, and then you can have her put it in her locker so that she remembers me. Yeah, I think that's what I should do. Yeah, this is a good one. No, it's not. This is better.

Speaker 2:

There's more space to write on yeah I remember maria sounds like she's dead or something.

Speaker 1:

Yeah she might be, I don't know no um.

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