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Speaker 1:

Stop it.

Speaker 2:

Okay, the episode. Yeah, yeah okay.

Speaker 1:

Hello.

Speaker 2:

I like that. That's the first word you're saying, Like stop it. Stop it, Stop it, stop it stop it and in the future we'll think like what did I want Matias to stop? I don't remember.

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

No, no one knows. No, no one knows, no one remembers I don't even know now. You don't, I do.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you were coughing yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, no, now we know, I ruined it for everyone. I have to delete that part.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I'm editing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So you have no control.

Speaker 2:

Maybe you need to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1:

You have no power over me.

Speaker 2:

You usually have to go to the bathroom, so off you go.

Speaker 1:

Are you trying to talk me into going to the bathroom?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so I can delete things.

Speaker 1:

I don't want to so.

Speaker 2:

I can delete everything you said.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I just I want this episode to be only me.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I guess if you want to, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2:

We tried that before. It didn't work out that well I thought it was funny. Good, oh, you're the one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm the one, what else?

Speaker 2:

What else?

Speaker 1:

Do you have anything else to say?

Speaker 2:

No, that was it.

Speaker 1:

That was all Mm Okay.

Speaker 2:

So episode over. It's gonna be a short one.

Speaker 1:

I really hope so. No, it's not.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

It's gonna be a long episode.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and you will probably have to do a lot of editing.

Speaker 1:

Yep, I definitely will.

Speaker 2:

Mm.

Speaker 1:

I'm not looking forward to it.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

I'm not looking forward to it.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, you have to take out a lot of those.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's going to be a few of them and I have to take them out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, it's okay, you don't have to, I want to. You want to? Yeah, but I noticed that both of us leave some of those in.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes yeah, it's happened, or just like. Usually something funny happens after.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's how we like, how you can predict something fun is going to happen. Or yeah, how we like leave hints about things are gonna be funny soon foreshadowing and you can say that when you have a shadow in front of you yeah, that's a foreshadow yeah, back shadow that's like a flashback yeah, okay, yeah, so so a reference can be backshadowing flashback yeah, yeah, I guess so well references are kind of flashbacks and backshadowing too I guess, because we usually talk about the funny stuff in the past.

Speaker 1:

yeah, maybe I don't. Maybe I also don't know, maybe I also don't know.

Speaker 2:

No, are you annoyed with me?

Speaker 1:

I'm not, I'm just breathing.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, you're one of those people.

Speaker 1:

I can't breathe because it's really tight in here.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, inside my body. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

I'm having trouble breathing. Yeah, that doesn't sound fun.

Speaker 1:

No, when you have to breathe, it's like the opposite of fun. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's like back fun.

Speaker 1:

No, it's not no.

Speaker 2:

Not for fun.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

It's back fun.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah what.

Speaker 2:

Is that also? No, probably not Side effect of the tight stomach that you have.

Speaker 1:

What Is that also?

Speaker 2:

No, probably not Side effect of the tight stomach that you have.

Speaker 1:

What.

Speaker 2:

Sound.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

Soon something fun's gonna happen. Maybe yeah.

Speaker 1:

I tried to clean in here. You probably don't notice.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no.

Speaker 1:

I dusted though.

Speaker 2:

Okay, cool. So, yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm really bad at that Cleaning.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, cleaning and dusting.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Which could be like the same thing, I guess.

Speaker 1:

Probably Same category. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking you're bad at it because you don't want to, or you just miss all the spots I never like come around to it, so I guess it's the the first option okay I'm thinking about it, then it just don't happen. No, that's too bad.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes you have to force these things to happen.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I've seen a couple movies called that Mean Girls.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

But you know, I don't know Like quotes from the movies or anything like that.

Speaker 1:

We watched them together.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we watched them apart and then together.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, good, I'm glad we did that All of them.

Speaker 2:

All two, and then Heather's also.

Speaker 1:

Okay, we watched Heather's together. What about the musical? Did we watch that one too?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, was it the same day or was it two days in a row?

Speaker 1:

I have no idea.

Speaker 2:

It feels like it was all on the same day.

Speaker 1:

I don't really have a memory of watching the musical with you, though.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

That doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm pretty sure it happened. Okay, you mean the musical of Heathers or Mean Girls? Okay, no, I'm pretty sure. Okay, because you have seen it right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I watched it on a plane.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, the musical the entire. Thing.

Speaker 1:

I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty sure. And then I watched who Am I, but I fell asleep to it, which was good because I needed to sleep, yeah, I. Which was good because I needed to sleep, yeah, I had seen it before.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you probably missed the part where he said call an ambulance. I don't know, maybe Because it's near the end, so if you fell asleep, you probably were asleep at the end of the movie.

Speaker 1:

Or maybe I woke up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just for that scene.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You're like waking up, call the ambulance and then you go back to sleep. Yeah, you're like, okay, sure okay I don't want, let's do it no okay, let's do it. That's the start of a movie. Okay, that we're gonna watch this year okay there's a lot of movies we going to watch this year.

Speaker 1:

Okay, there's a lot of movies we're going to watch this year. Yeah, I guess that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, um what. She was pissed, yeah Like ah, she was probably going to the toilet, oh.

Speaker 1:

Okay, anyway, you can cut that. Oh yeah, I think I. Um, I have to look. I feel like there might have been something. Sorry, uh, I hope you're saying sorry to yourself because you.

Speaker 2:

There might have been something. Sorry. I hope you're saying sorry to yourself, because you're the one editing this. Oh, sorry me. Please, future Lauren, please text me and say what you think about your past self at this moment.

Speaker 1:

Okay, we were planting seeds.

Speaker 2:

no, we planted, or uh it sorry yeah, and it uh sorry it's okay all right um but you know, fika with my family, that's going to be Swedish.

Speaker 1:

Yes, it is, yeah, yeah, and I'm prepared for that. Yeah, okay, I usually speak Swedish with your family anyway.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you have your lines ready.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to start working on my script. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Do you have one-liners? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Uh-huh, ja, ja. Ja, Nej, nej, nej, nej.

Speaker 2:

Nej, Ja, oh yeah, I got to do at work yesterday. I got to do something I haven't done in years.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And that's in that department't done in years. Okay, and that's in that department, it's in week oh okay. It went well.

Speaker 1:

Good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I thought it would be worse than it was.

Speaker 1:

I mean it can be stressful.

Speaker 2:

It can be, but what I liked was that I had one of the good ones at my table, so he was like no, I'll take these and you do those few. And I just took my four books in a row and he's like okay, 25 books for me. And I'm like okay, I'll take my three no, and if he had a bigger, then I helped him, Because he was a little bit behind me. So it would be better if I helped him than the opposites.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because I could just put them so he could get them.

Speaker 1:

Yeah Cool.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was better than I remembered it. Wall, yeah, it was. Uh, yeah, better than I remembered it, because back when I did it the first, time I I felt like I had more pressure on myself, okay, but you know, the the boss like yelling at me to speed up. Uh, didn't help. No, no, no, but anyhow, yeah. Um, oh sorry, did you have something else? No, no, no, but anyhow, mm yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh sorry, did you have something else? No, I have to. I have to burp.

Speaker 2:

We should record this so you can remember.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because.

Speaker 2:

His head poked up. Okay, what?

Speaker 1:

What are you doing?

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I'm just sitting here. Okay cool what you doing.

Speaker 1:

I'm also sitting here.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and we have back damn in the background.

Speaker 1:

The vacuum.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like in the background are we in the background? We're back right or are we in the foreground? No, we're four shut up we're not back, we're four no doesn't make sense. No, I'm stupid'm stupid.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're back. Okay, welcome back. Oh sorry.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, didn't like that. Don't do that.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Drugs.

Speaker 1:

If I.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's how I would like to put it.

Speaker 1:

Okay, don't. Yes, god, that's boring Okay. Wait till you get to mine oh boy, I'm gonna leave the room, for that Is that okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, go play some games or something. Go to sleep.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna go to bed. Wake me up when you're done, but not if there's no breakfast ready first.

Speaker 2:

No, that's true.

Speaker 1:

There Okay, breakfast ready first. No, that's true there. Okay, um, gonna start from the beginning yeah, no, I have that. That was yesterday.

Speaker 2:

Yep, yeah, I had that hung up on at my desk. Okay, okay, so, and Florence, it's going to be a lot of and then, and then, and then, but then of the Cold War, politics of the Cold War, over no of the Cold.

Speaker 1:

It's okay, keep going, I'll pick the best one, yeah.

Speaker 2:

You know, it's in the like Soviet thing, and he had a similar experience with his father. Are you sleeping? No, no, I see that.

Speaker 1:

No, and in trying to look, he wakes up in a panic because he has to pee, but he can't find the toilet. Oh Ante, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, ante, yeah, no, yeah, okay, yeah, and you know sen I'm gonna take the rest in Swedish oh okay. No, and even the KGB and the hotel staff joins in the sing argument.

Speaker 1:

The hotel.

Speaker 2:

Hotel staff. Okay, you know the hotel Hotel staff Okay. You know they're on a hotel. Okay, they go to Italy to play chess.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So they're in hotels.

Speaker 1:

They're at a hotel yeah, okay, oh. And they have an argument yeah, okay In the hotel rooms. Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah so.

Speaker 1:

Good, we stated that. Yeah, that's clear.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Now trapeze-ists.

Speaker 1:

Trapeze artists.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Trapeze artists.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that word, those words, yeah, yeah, so they're, you know, doing that thing for a few minutes, you know before.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Or how would you? Okay, you know what I mean. I think so yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know how to say it in English, because this is in Swedish.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but you know what I meant.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Chattered.

Speaker 1:

Last week was the 11th, hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, chattered. Last week was the 11th Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that. Oh, I'm sorry. But, you're a student.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So you should.

Speaker 1:

Okay, it's a story but I'll go through it. But I'll cut this. Yeah, so I applied for CSN and they turned me down because I didn't get batik for when I did my class in sauna, oh yeah. Apparently, I never finished that class, apparently because no one communicated to me that there was a test or anything to finish up.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I'm guessing. I don't remember doing a final test.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so that needs to be done before I can get CSN.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Our cousin is turning me down because I'm studying and because, well, I told Arvids from Mandingan that I, yeah sure, I'm studying 100%, but I will still be looking for jobs, studying 100% but I will still be looking for jobs. And if I get a job or a full-time job, I'm still searching for full-time jobs and if I get one, then I would quit my studies to work.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But they flipped that on me and told me that my studies are hindering me from taking a full-time job. They told Akasa that. So Akasa was like oh well, if Arbets for Maningan said that, then that's how it is, and so I can't get anything from them either. So I asked Akasan if I could try again doing the whole thing. So yeah, and I did get my nana's spick from a neighbors yeah and andreas was saying that there's a possibility I could get. That was my stomach yeah um that there could be more coming like several months?

Speaker 1:

oh, I don't think so, but he's like you have to call and ask. I don't want to call and ask. No, of course I don't want to call and ask.

Speaker 2:

So you got it for this month.

Speaker 1:

It was my last one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And it's like not even two months pay.

Speaker 2:

No, okay.

Speaker 1:

I did get my Frisk board.

Speaker 2:

You did.

Speaker 1:

I did yeah, so you need to bring that up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I will, of course.

Speaker 1:

So I don't know if no. Sebastian Shanka is just being ignorant and just said, okay, fine, and Sebastian is just looking into all the small tiny.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I will bring that up. Microscopic details. I will bring that up to him, yeah, because this is not right.

Speaker 1:

No, of course not.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, good, good to know.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, yeah, and I got my Arabia, which was cool Arabia For my night shifts.

Speaker 2:

Ah, okay, ubia.

Speaker 1:

Ubia. Sorry, I don't know what that era was. What the era was, no. What is Ubiquam?

Speaker 2:

Ubiquam what yeah? Ubiquam Harvest Dealers yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what I got, so I was excited because I'd never gotten that before.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Huh, anyway. So that's what's ruining my life. Yeah, it's the lack of financials coming in which makes me panic and think maybe I need to get a job anyway. Yeah. Makes me panic and think maybe I need to get a job anyway, yeah, but I'm going to. Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm not done with my story.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Because the whole CSN thing. I tried contacting the studio in sauna, yeah, and we had a really long conversation because I mean, first of all, I was asking them like, do I have fatigue here and if I could get it, if they do have it, and they didn't answer me for so long. Or they were answering me but they were like, um, my colleague needs to look this up because it's in a different program that.

Speaker 1:

I don't have access to. I was like, okay, and it's like almost every single day it's like, how's this going, how's this going? And they're like, oh, nothing yet. So eventually I finally got some information that.

Speaker 1:

I didn't have the Bajig and I was like, okay, how do I fix that? Do I have to take a test, or can we just like delete the fact that I even did this? I don't really care? And they're like, no, we can't just delete it, and if you want the fatigue, then you have to do a test like a final. But we only provide this final in like week 42 or something. I was like that's several weeks from, that's months from now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's like October or something. Yeah, no 42 is more like November.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, either way yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's the fall, I'm like that's not going to help me now.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

So they're like either you do that or you, you, I, I don't know, I don't know. So I'm like okay, I'm just gonna finish up my class now and get my fatigue and then try again, I guess, but I can't have csn and all cussed at the same time oh no so that was another issue as to why oh no?

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1:

I don't like it. No, before 11, maybe.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay, oh, maybe we're cool, okay, yeah, okay. Um.

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