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#127: My Drunk Diary

Lauren & Mattias Episode 127

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In which Lauren & Mattias play Force or Flex! How many did you guess right? They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as coughing and going to water.

Content:

  • Opening
  • Weekly check in
  • Movie on!
    • No Code of Conduct
    • Varning för Jönssonligan
  • Intermission
  • Sleeping
  • The Rock & Star Wars
  • Force or Flex?
  • Favorite Star Wars & The Rock movies
  • Wrap up
    • Weight update
    • What is ruining our lives?
    • Fan Mail
    • Live Mad Libs! June 7, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

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Speaker 1:

In a world where everything is unscripted. This is Roasty Toasty Ghost. Do you want to like start or something?

Speaker 2:

Maybe we should do them. Can I cough first?

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, you do that. Okay, do all of your coughing right now, and then you don't cough at all yeah, cough it out.

Speaker 2:

Are you ready?

Speaker 1:

I am.

Speaker 2:

Should we start this?

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

All right, you should open up then.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

About your life.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Tell me your secrets.

Speaker 1:

Here it comes.

Speaker 2:

That was deep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so deep you ruined the take. Yeah, so deep you ruined the take.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1:

Not that we ever do takes.

Speaker 2:

Take one. You have to clap no, not like an applause. Oh.

Speaker 1:

I thought it was the audience. No, no, no, no, no, no, okay.

Speaker 2:

Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Lauren.

Speaker 1:

And I'm Matias.

Speaker 2:

And we're going to be your besties for the next hour or so.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Did you know A few people knows it okay that this is the best podcast ever. Okay.

Speaker 1:

What You're saying. It like that. I'm saying it like that Okay, not the best, buzz, buzz.

Speaker 2:

It's not the best buzz, buzz.

Speaker 1:

No, it's the best podcast. Yeah, that was last week.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm not going to repeat anything.

Speaker 1:

No, we would never do that no.

Speaker 2:

That's wrong.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And repetitive and annoying.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and we're not like that at all yeah, and we're not like that at all. No, no, no, no, that's not me.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that wasn't a joke, no, okay this is serious, not a joke.

Speaker 1:

No, I wouldn't laugh ever no, I said. I laughed while saying no I know what we're doing okay, awesome, don't tell me't tell me Alright, matias. Yes.

Speaker 2:

How are you doing?

Speaker 1:

I'm good, good yeah, how are you?

Speaker 2:

I'm good Hmm.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, good.

Speaker 2:

Good, I'm glad we cleared that out.

Speaker 1:

Yep, up, up up.

Speaker 2:

Cleared that up.

Speaker 1:

So did you have an idea for the second part?

Speaker 2:

No no.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I thought that was the idea.

Speaker 2:

We're not.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, I thought that was the idea we're not there yet.

Speaker 1:

No, no, my idea was going to Costco. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

So for the second half, I suggest we go to Costco and get a cake.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, bring the microphone, I guess. Yeah, somehow we're gonna, we can make this mobile.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, yeah. What have you been up to this week?

Speaker 1:

This week.

Speaker 2:

This past week, it's been a full week since we last sat here.

Speaker 1:

That's true. What the heck happened?

Speaker 2:

Saturday was a day I taught gymnastics.

Speaker 1:

Did we meet at all on Saturday? Did we Answer me?

Speaker 2:

Are you going to start singing?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2:

Did we meet on Saturday?

Speaker 1:

That's what I'm asking.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to say no. Okay, that's a no for me. I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I feel like I know what I did wrong. You were drunk. Oh, that's right. No, you're right. I feel like I know what I did wrong.

Speaker 2:

Well, you were drunk. Oh, that's right. No, you're right.

Speaker 1:

I am right, because I told people.

Speaker 2:

You told me that I was drunk.

Speaker 1:

I told people at work that you were drunk on Saturday.

Speaker 2:

This is what I wrote for my diary.

Speaker 1:

Your drunk episode.

Speaker 2:

My drunk diary I wrote I'm very drunk but my daughter had a feasting, she was showing, she had a gymnastics show, yeah, and I came home and I was drunk.

Speaker 1:

When you got home.

Speaker 2:

I wrote, I came home and Sorry.

Speaker 1:

I started laughing.

Speaker 2:

I came home and stayed driving with my life partner and my oldest joined us to play cards. Okay, I don't know what stayed driving was supposed to mean.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I started playing, maybe, anyway, I got drunk.

Speaker 1:

I remember that.

Speaker 2:

And yeah, we played cards and my oldest wanted to join us and we all got really into the game and I got very drunk.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

On vodka. Mostly it was a nice kind of drunk though.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I enjoyed it. Okay, good, I was really good because I, I was it. Okay, good, I was really good because I, I was really drunk. I was really good.

Speaker 2:

Okay, because I uh did all the editing for the podcast and the video editing on saturday yes so I got it all done on saturday there wasn't much to do with the last episode, though, right.

Speaker 1:

No, not much, but I did something Okay. I mean, I took like seven minutes out at least.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

On Sunday.

Speaker 2:

On Sunday I did see you. We went for a walk, we did, and then we went back to your place and I got to have vika with you and your family.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And it was really nice. It was nice weather and I brought muffins and I expected that to be all that was served, but there was a lot more than just muffins brought to the table, so we had like cake and cookies yeah as well, and my niece's muffins she made like chocolate sticky muffins yeah and they were good messy messy, but good they're supposed to be messy, I think but yeah they were really good yeah, yeah yeah, I thought it was really nice it was nice, yeah, and you stayed for a little too long you.

Speaker 1:

Uh well, it wasn't your fault no because there were people there talking a lot yes so we couldn't really I snuck out when I felt like I could sneak out. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And yeah, because I had plans with my oldest to go shopping for him and get him clothes because he was he had outgrown all of his clothes.

Speaker 1:

He's that old.

Speaker 2:

He's so old that none of his clothes fit him anymore, so I had to get him him like pretty much a brand new closet of clothes.

Speaker 1:

it's so much yeah, even the closet didn't fit no, the closet didn't fit him.

Speaker 2:

He's so big no, it sounds like his fatty he's tall yes he's too tall for the closet, yeah, uh, yeah, that's what we did. He's taller than you. He is, that's true. He's taller than me now, and in a few weeks he'll be a teenager yeah crazy yeah, I noticed that the lady we were talking with earlier.

Speaker 2:

She's shorter than you she is yes you she's also a lot older than me you're like, I'm like a giant I can see over you. Yeah, I think she might be the same height as my daughter, though okay, because she's getting tall too yeah, I don't think that lady will grow anymore.

Speaker 1:

Probably not no. So I think you will be taller than her forever.

Speaker 2:

Let's hope so I can be taller than someone. Yeah, at least one person.

Speaker 1:

Anyhow, yeah, that's what I did on Saturday, sunday.

Speaker 2:

That was Sunday. Yeah, on Monday I went to school. I also went to the gym, and then I went to water Yumpa.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

Gymnastics.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you went to water.

Speaker 2:

I went to water. No, it's water gymnastics. I guess it's not really gymnastics, though, it's just a workout in water in the pool. It was the last time, though, and usually they have fika afterwards, and I just had tea. That was all I took.

Speaker 1:

Okay, good, good, good. Yeah, I went to work on Monday, yeah, that was that?

Speaker 2:

I think so. All right, on Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I went to work on.

Speaker 2:

Monday Mm-hmm, yeah, that was that.

Speaker 1:

I think so.

Speaker 2:

All right On Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I went to work.

Speaker 2:

I went to the gym. That's my work now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then something exciting happened for you.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I was supposed to have my first spinning class as an instructor on Thursday, but it ended up being on Tuesday instead, because the person who was supposed to be leading spinning on Tuesday was recovering from being sick yeah, and she still wasn't feeling 100%. So I jumped in and covered her, which is what I'm expected to do, and, yeah, it went well. I don't know I it's kind of awkward and scary the first time because I'm not sure if, like, I'm not talking enough, like, uh, hyping people up enough, or if I'm too loud or talking too much, or I don't know. I was really self-conscious the whole time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I got good feedback, so that's good. That was my Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. Like I said, I went to work. That's all that happens to me. I don't know my life.

Speaker 2:

I'm not the most interesting person but on wednesday I did see you on wednesday yeah, we went for a walk. Oh yes, we did we were gonna go to the gym and then we went for a walk instead. Yeah, I don't think I went to the gym that morning, though no and during the day I do like homework and chores around the apartment. But yeah, we went for a walk and it was nice. Yeah, we got rained on.

Speaker 1:

A little bit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but on Wednesday evening we had bonfires.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2:

It was fall body. Right In the English version is wall's Walpurgis.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

But I'm assuming it's the same thing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Walpurgis. Okay yeah, maybe, but we did not have the same bonfire.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I went to our local public bonfire.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and we have a private bonfire. Yeah, and I have a. We have a private bonfire.

Speaker 2:

Yep, at the bonfire that my family went to, we we had a chocolate wheel, so we did some gambling and I won. I won a box of chocolates.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Was it good no.

Speaker 2:

I got the ones with the liquor in them and I was thinking with the liquor in them and I was thinking, oh, these are gonna be really good. And I had a few and I was like no, no, I don't really like these at all no, I don't like them, I was extremely disappointed and I was also disappointed that I didn't get a lesser prize like second or third prize, because those were better prizes than the first prize. Yeah, so I gave away my box of chocolates to the head gymnastics leader.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

And she was happy about that. But yeah, I mean I spent most of the evening there watching the fire with my daughter. My oldest ran away with his friends and sick child went back home and went to bed. Okay, yeah, it was nice.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We did take s'mores.

Speaker 1:

Oh yes.

Speaker 2:

We roasted some marshmallows.

Speaker 1:

It was good, good, good.

Speaker 2:

Good, good, Okay. Then what about Thursday? You had the day off.

Speaker 1:

I had the day off.

Speaker 2:

That was yesterday.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and we met.

Speaker 2:

We did. It was unexpected.

Speaker 1:

I think yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because we got up yesterday morning and we were like, what are we going to do? Like we had the entire day, and what are we gonna do today? And so, um, I don't remember who brought it up, but one of us suggested that we go grill at that place yeah, near me yeah, pretty much I live. Yeah, in the nature, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Reservation yeah.

Speaker 2:

There's a I don't know like park would you say yeah, kind of. Kind of a park where you can grill hot dogs and stuff. And that's what we ended up doing. We packed up the kids, or two of them, and we went there and we grilled some hot dogs and sausage and I had two burgers just for me and you showed up. Yeah, and that was fun.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We did not bring marshmallows this time.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

But in the end I'm glad that you showed up, because otherwise there would be a lot of hot dogs left over.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2:

So you helped us get rid of those.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But it was fun.

Speaker 1:

I had maybe four.

Speaker 2:

Maybe. Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 1:

Maybe five, four or five.

Speaker 2:

And then we went further into the woods to a bridge and some water, yeah, and my life partner wanted to make boats to float in the water and it didn't go so well for him.

Speaker 1:

No, they sank or they didn't sink, but they flipped over.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but yeah, the kids were playing and it was really nice. Yeah, that's what we did, that's good. Anything else.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't think so. There were other people there too.

Speaker 2:

There were a lot of other people there.

Speaker 1:

Especially at the grill.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but we had the day off because it was May 1st. But why do you get the day off on May 1st?

Speaker 1:

Recovery day from the evil spirits.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's right, that's true. Okay. Okay, that was yesterday, yeah, unless there was something else you wanted to say.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2:

Okay, today's Friday, I've done absolutely nothing all day.

Speaker 1:

Okay, but you took care of the dog.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I have been dog sitting this week. Yeah, it's been going well. Yeah, I think he really doesn't like my oldest.

Speaker 1:

No reason, still not.

Speaker 2:

No, not really. We're trying really hard, but he's still not into it.

Speaker 1:

He didn't like me that much either.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1:

Last week I didn't see him today.

Speaker 2:

No, he went home before I picked you up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 2:

It's Friday and we watched movies.

Speaker 1:

We did.

Speaker 2:

Would you like to move on?

Speaker 1:

Let's move on.

Speaker 2:

Okay, today we watched that movie that we watched.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, no Code of Conduct.

Speaker 2:

Right and we watched another movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, varning för Jönssonligan.

Speaker 2:

Right, that's a Swedish movie.

Speaker 1:

It is.

Speaker 2:

But I'm going to tell you about no Code of Conduct. Yeah, okay, that's what it's called. Yeah, according to me, okay, this is a movie with Charles Sheen. According to me, okay, this is a movie with Charles Sheen. Yep. It's so funny that that's what it says in the that's what it says in the credits, in the credits yeah, brett Michaels is there for a couple minutes, but he's the director. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And was there someone else, what? Who I should have mentioned?

Speaker 1:

Martin Sheen.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Like Charlie Sheen's entire family is in this movie.

Speaker 1:

His dad and his uncle. Except for Emilio Estevez is not in this movie. No, and Mark Dacascos.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that guy, he's cool and the guy from Breakfast Club who was also in Die Hard.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And Money Talks.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that one guy. No one knows his name, but he's there.

Speaker 1:

Paul Gleeson.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, some people might say that's his name. Yeah, maybe not everyone.

Speaker 1:

No. Some people would also just say that guy from breakfast club, or die hard yeah, or money talks or no. Code of conduct yeah, yeah, because that's probably the one people mentions. I think so most maybe um.

Speaker 2:

So in this movie Charles Sheen is a cop right.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he is, and he's trying to bust a drug business.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that's what he's doing Pretty much, and yeah. He beats up bad guys.

Speaker 1:

Shoots bad guys, bad guys. He does he doesn't beat them up no, he shoots them yeah they shoot back yeah, but they always miss almost yeah, and he doesn't wear any protection protection nope, no condom on him I didn didn't see, I closed my eyes. Oh, mine were wide open.

Speaker 2:

All right. No, he didn't have any armor.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Like a vest, a bulletproof vest.

Speaker 1:

You know why.

Speaker 2:

Because he's stubborn.

Speaker 1:

It's in the cleaners.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, also because or at the cleaners.

Speaker 1:

He's too Also because or at the cleaners.

Speaker 2:

He's too lazy to put it on, I guess.

Speaker 1:

And Martin Sheen plays his father in this one. Yeah, so that's funny.

Speaker 2:

His dad plays his dad in the movie yeah, and his uncle plays his uncle yeah, or something.

Speaker 1:

Something.

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Or a friend to his dad. Well, all of them are cops.

Speaker 2:

They're all bad guys. No, okay, they're cops. Okay, depends on your point of view.

Speaker 1:

They're bad guys to the bad guys, maybe yeah, if you're a bad guy, then the cops are also bad guys, Anyway. Hmm.

Speaker 2:

What did you think about this movie?

Speaker 1:

It's pretty good. It has good action scenes. It's a pretty low-budget movie. This is more like a straight-to-video, straight-to-dvd type of movie. It's not really theatrical, I think, I'm not sure but for what it is it's pretty good. I enjoyed it. I think it's fun to see Mark Dacascos in this cast too. You know he has done other movies. He usually do more martial arts movies.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

He's almost like Jackie Chan.

Speaker 2:

Has he been in a movie with Jackie Chan?

Speaker 1:

No, but he's been in a movie with Jet Li.

Speaker 2:

Okay, which is pretty close, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

So I think he's cool too. Go ahead, yeah. What did you think about this movie?

Speaker 2:

I enjoyed this movie. I think I found it kind of funny. Yeah, there were funny parts.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

And I watched it the whole time.

Speaker 1:

Okay, no, no, no, now it sounds like you didn't.

Speaker 2:

No, I did, and I was engaged in the movie Good, so I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yes, Good, and Joe Lando is also in this movie.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

As one of the bad guys. Have you ever seen Dr Quinn?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Medicine Woman? No, medicine Woman.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

No, okay.

Speaker 2:

Is that the same? Yeah, no.

Speaker 1:

No, okay, but he's in that TV series.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I thought it was a movie.

Speaker 1:

No, it's a TV series.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

It was in the 90s.

Speaker 2:

Anyhow, okay, the next movie and that's Warning for Jönsson Ligan.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, warning for that that Jönsson Ligan, the Jönsson Gang.

Speaker 2:

Okay, jönsson is a person.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's a last name, yeah okay. You want to tell me about this movie.

Speaker 2:

No, that's your job.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, it is, it is Okay. Okay. So this movie is about a gang, the Jönsson gang, that's three. I mean, what are they Like? Crooks?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

They do heists, so it's a heist movie. It's a very silly heist movie. In this movie there are three people. It's Charles Ingvar. He's the leader of the gang. He's the smart one, but he's also the clumsiest one and very silly at times.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But he sees himself really seriously. And then we have Van Heden. That's the tall guy. He's like the quote machine. He says all these quotes like Lysande sig kan, and he's funny, he drives the car. He drives the car, he's the driver. And then we have the third one who's in. He's in like two of the movies. That's the Finnish guy Rocky. He's probably the stupidest one and he really likes to eat. He's a snacky guy. Yeah, that's. And in this movie they're after, like diamonds, charles Ingvar, or they call him Sikkan for some reason, which is a woman's name.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

And he doesn't like that. But anyhow he gets framed. He thinks he's better than the other people, the other guys. So he gets framed by some worse guys and then he feels like he has to get his revenge on the guys who framed him and then he needs the help of his actual French, french, french.

Speaker 2:

He calls him the French.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the actual French. No, his actual friends. Okay, that's the story. Do you have something to add to that?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

No, okay. So now I want to know what did you think about this movie?

Speaker 2:

I thought this movie was funny.

Speaker 1:

Good.

Speaker 2:

I enjoyed this movie. About this movie. I thought this movie was funny. Good, I enjoyed this movie um. I got a little worried about the the wife character. Yeah, to rocky yeah because she was getting way ahead of herself, because she had this huge expectation that they were gonna get, get like super rich.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

And so she completely empties out the their house.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And gets rid of all of the furniture and everything before they get the money. Yep, and she's like we're going to move to Hawaii.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she even got the tickets to Hawaii and everything.

Speaker 2:

She was ready to go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then she, she's like talking about how Charles Ingvar, how he always comes up with these plans and it never works out.

Speaker 2:

And yet I don't know what made her think this would be any different. Yeah, but yeah, it was funny. I really liked this movie.

Speaker 1:

Good, oh, that makes me so happy Because I love these movies. Yeah, good, good was funny. I really liked this movie. Good, oh, that makes me so happy Because I love these movies yeah, good, good, good. Yeah, and I also. I love this theme song. It's one of the best, in my opinion, of Swedish theme songs.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I think this is probably one of my favorites, and this franchise. It's a heist movie, but they do it in a creative way.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And you know how I feel about creativity.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

And I think it's fun when they do that. It's not the ordinary heists. They need to gather all these random.

Speaker 2:

Really random things.

Speaker 1:

They need to gather all these random, Really random things, Random items which you think how can these things do anything?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But you know, charles Ingvar always has a plan.

Speaker 2:

Apparently All right, anything else?

Speaker 1:

No, I think that's it about this movie.

Speaker 2:

All right, yeah, would you possibly like to take a break?

Speaker 1:

We can take a break.

Speaker 2:

All right, let's do that and we'll be right back.

Speaker 1:

Hmm.

Speaker 2:

Hello and welcome back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, we're back, we're back. Yep, you good, I'm good, you look tired.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm not tired.

Speaker 1:

How can you be tired?

Speaker 2:

Well, after a day of doing nothing but watching TV you get tired from all that watching TV Mm-hmm. And get tired from all that watching TV you should know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but you even slept a little bit longer today.

Speaker 2:

I did. I accidentally slept 15 minutes longer after my alarm went off. Mm-hmm, it was an accident, but yeah, I mean, the only thing I really had to wake up for was the dog that we're dog sitting.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, when was that?

Speaker 2:

He usually gets here around 730. Okay, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Anyhow.

Speaker 2:

What are we doing today? What is the occasion?

Speaker 1:

Okay, so it's May now.

Speaker 2:

It is May.

Speaker 1:

It sure is May out here.

Speaker 2:

It's May 2nd. That's true To be exact.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and whose birthday is that?

Speaker 2:

That is the Rock's birthday.

Speaker 1:

Ah, that is true.

Speaker 2:

And for people who don't know, the Rock is kind of a big deal with this podcast because he's usually the main character of my history lessons.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and he's been here from the very first episode.

Speaker 2:

And we should be doing another history lesson in a few weeks.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So, yeah, we're going to celebrate him today Also. May 4th is Monday, tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Sunday.

Speaker 2:

Okay, well, it's coming up either way. Yeah, Saturday is 3rd, then 4th is Sunday, Sunday okay, either way, it's coming up soon, so that's Star Wars Day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So I have a little segment here, a quiz for you.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Okay, it's called Force or Flex.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

All right. So, basically, I'm going to ask you a quiz question describing a character, describing a character, and you have to guess if it's a character that the Rock has played or if it is a Star Wars character. Okay, all right, good, yeah, all right, let's do this Number one out of ten. This character was once a loner with a troubled past, now leading others in high-stakes situations.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, it sure, I mean. That sounds like Star Wars right.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Is it not?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so it's the Rock.

Speaker 2:

This is the Rock in Fast and Furious.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I've never seen that movie, so I'm assuming that's correct.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay. Next yeah, seen that movie, so I'm assuming that's correct okay, okay next, yeah, number two. Known for loyalty, combat skill and few words, this warrior, warrior, warrior, wire, wow, wally ah, that's wally oh okay, all right, so number three it's either star wars, the rock or wally you should just throw in wally um when I'm not sure, wally warrior uh earns respect through action, not speeches. You forgot the question.

Speaker 1:

Uh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Known for loyalty, combat skill and few words. This warrior earns respect through action, not speeches.

Speaker 1:

I mean, it feels like it could be both, both of the questions, but I'm gonna go with the rock on this one.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I'm wrong again.

Speaker 2:

This is Boba Fett.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2:

Or the Mandalorian.

Speaker 1:

Uh huh.

Speaker 2:

Okay, number three. Despite being surrounded by chaos, this character keeps calm and cracks the occasional joke, even in gunfight.

Speaker 1:

The rock.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Um red notice. Ah okay, Mm Cracks the occasional joke, even in gunfight.

Speaker 1:

The Rock yeah Red.

Speaker 2:

Notice. Ah, okay, number four. This fighter once walked the line between good and bad, torn between duty and personal loss.

Speaker 1:

Star Wars.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that could either be Anakin Skywalker or Kylo Ren.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's true, number five that could either be Anakin Skywalker or Kylo Ren. Yeah, yeah, that's true Number five Often the strongest in the room physically, but also underestimated intellectually. Strongest in the room physically? Um, I mean, who's stronger than the Rock?

Speaker 2:

No one.

Speaker 1:

Exactly.

Speaker 2:

So I'm gonna go with the Rock.

Speaker 1:

That's the rock in bravestone and hercules, ah, bravestone I don't know what that is no, I'm not sure number six yes this character has traveled across galaxies, but their most intense battles are I don't know which one this will be. No, no, the Rock. No, I'm going to go with Star Wars.

Speaker 2:

Yes, it could either be Rey or Luke. Number seven, a decorated soldier, turned rogue, now protecting those they care about on their own terms.

Speaker 1:

That sounds Star Wars-y.

Speaker 2:

Ooh, that's a rock In Beck, or no? In the Rundown his character's name is Beck.

Speaker 1:

Yes his character's name is Beck, and that movie is directed by Peter Berg, by the way.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

It's a good one, christopher Walken is in that one he's like I'm Walken here.

Speaker 2:

Okay, does he say that? Say that like all the time?

Speaker 1:

yeah, he does that's his catchphrase it should be, it really should be yeah, he's the bad guy in that one, but uh, yeah, I like that movie. It feels like this is just every other. Is Shh? Okay, no, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Don't give it away. No, okay, I didn't write this. No Number eight. Reluctant at first, this hero ultimately embraces their destiny after a personal tragedy.

Speaker 1:

Okay, star Wars, yes, I'm sorry for breaking the system.

Speaker 2:

The thing, the pattern Obi-Wan Kenobi or Finn could have been. Yeah, I'm sorry for breaking the system. Why do you have to catch the thing? The pattern Obi-Wan Kenobi or Finn could have been.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Number nine Brings massive strength to every fight, but it's their code of honor that defines them.

Speaker 1:

I'm just trying to think about what movie it is, because I'm pretty sure it's the Rock.

Speaker 2:

Yes, but which movie?

Speaker 1:

Can you read it again?

Speaker 2:

Brings massive strength to every fight, but it's their code of honor that defines them.

Speaker 1:

Code of honor. It sounds like Walking Tall, is it?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

No Code of Honor. Wait, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

Black Adam.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 2:

Me neither. Last one, number 10. Despite a complex legacy, this character becomes a symbol of hope for others.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's Star Wars. Yeah, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Speaker 2:

It could have been Luke or Leia.

Speaker 1:

Oh, but you're my only hope.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1:

That's what she says to Obi-Wan right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, anyhow, I liked the quiz. I didn't really get the answers right. Well, I got the answers right, but that's by you know knowing the pattern.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, you know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's it. That's all I had have we talked about? If you have a favorite movie of like, star wars or the rock.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if we've talked about this, but my favorite star wars movie is episode one okay, yeah, the, yeah, the Phantom Menace. Yeah, the one that no one else likes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I like it the most, you like it the most. Okay, I always have.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but you're also a fan of Rogue One, right? Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Rogue One is really good. I also really liked the Force Awakens, I think.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, I'm taking that back.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you didn't like that Rogue One.

Speaker 2:

Rogue One because of Leia at the end.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, that's true. But I really like Rogue One, but I love Donnie Yen in that movie.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that too, he's really good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but my favorite of all the Star Wars movies, that's Empire Strikes Back.

Speaker 2:

That one's good too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, episode 5. Yeah, that's when the magic started for me. Seeing that movie was like, okay, I get it now. Yeah, because I watched them in order, you know as they were released. Yeah, because I watched them in order, you know as they were released.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I started with four, five, six. I started with the four A New Hope.

Speaker 2:

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1:

I'm like, okay, it's okay, but it wasn't what I thought it would be better.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I wasn't like amazed or anything like that and I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah it's good, but what's the deal really? Why are people, so you know, crazy about this? And then I saw empire strikes back and I'm like now I get it. It was amazing yeah really amazing magic um. So yeah, that was.

Speaker 2:

you had already seen Star Wars before movie nights, right? Yes, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

I remember when I started, because that was 2015, when I met our friend and he kind of forced me to watch the movies.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then I watched Force Awakens in cinema after watching the other movies, and I loved Force Awakens too.

Speaker 2:

It is good.

Speaker 1:

It's really good. Do you have a favorite of the Rocks movies?

Speaker 2:

Off of the top of my head. All I can think of is Moana. Yeah, okay, Aside from Moana.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Um Red Notice.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Have you seen that one?

Speaker 1:

I have.

Speaker 2:

Okay, it has Ryan Reynolds also in that movie. I like both of them, so that one's my favorite.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 2:

What about you?

Speaker 1:

My favorite movie with Dwayne the Rock Johnson, johnson, johnson, john, johnson, johnson, johnson.

Speaker 2:

Johnson, johnson, johnson Johnson.

Speaker 1:

Johnson Johnson. It's a movie called Central Intelligence. That's a movie I watched at the cinema. Okay, and it's so funny.

Speaker 2:

It is funny.

Speaker 1:

Oh, uh and uh, uh it's, uh, it stars uh Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart.

Speaker 2:

Mm.

Speaker 1:

I love that in that movie the Rock plays both the comic relief and the badass guy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

He plays both parts. Uh, so well, it's a great movie and it has great reference to a movie that I also love, called Roadhouse. Okay, and I love the tagline for this movie. You know the tagline.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so the tagline is saving the world takes a little heart and a big Johnson.

Speaker 2:

Haha, funny.

Speaker 1:

Very good tagline.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I guess. So. Alright, how are you feeling about this?

Speaker 1:

It's good.

Speaker 2:

It's okay. Okay, are you out of sips?

Speaker 1:

Now.

Speaker 2:

Now you're out of sips, I am too.

Speaker 1:

That means we're all out of episode.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1:

yeah, we can do that but first weight update oh yes, um weight update whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa oh yeah, since last week I lost 1.4 kilos okay, I I gained 1.3.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god, I feel like it's always really close. All right, all right.

Speaker 1:

You just have to do better yeah.

Speaker 2:

So do I.

Speaker 1:

Should be easier for next week then.

Speaker 2:

I hope so.

Speaker 1:

Unless I gain really much, but I feel like I might lose.

Speaker 2:

Over the weekend or.

Speaker 1:

Hopefully over the entire week yeah, yeah, okay yeah that would be good.

Speaker 2:

So what is currently ruining your life?

Speaker 1:

yeah, that's also a question I should answer.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, since I asked it. Yeah, but, but you should answer it.

Speaker 1:

I want to have an answer too, you know.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

Before I'm answering Okay, Okay, yeah, I mean that I gained 1.3 kilos. That's what's ruining my life right now.

Speaker 2:

I think that would ruin my life too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2:

But that was over a week.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I usually gain that in a night, yeah, or?

Speaker 1:

more. I have gained more than that in a night.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, yeah, not fun.

Speaker 1:

No, but you know, up and down, yeah, I've been worse this week, but I've also been better this week, but also been better than this week, so than what I am now, yeah so I'm in like between, in the middle now of this week let's hope that it just gets better yeah, yeah, uh. What's ruining your life?

Speaker 2:

I think it's the fact that I feel like there was something else I was gonna do tomorrow.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

But I can't remember, okay, so bad memory and um being overbooked.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. It feels like I'm doing everything and nothing at the same time.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I don't really like that.

Speaker 1:

No, okay.

Speaker 2:

That's what my life is like right now. Um, I know I have a lot of things to do, but I don't really feel like doing it.

Speaker 1:

No, I know.

Speaker 2:

That's what's ruining my life.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know the feeling.

Speaker 2:

Anyway.

Speaker 1:

Anyway.

Speaker 2:

I would like to thank the people who played Live man Libs with us.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Last Saturday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Uh, yes, it went well. Yes, last Saturday, yeah, yes, it went well.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I believe.

Speaker 2:

I'm pretty sure it went well.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, or it didn't go very good at all.

Speaker 2:

Maybe we canceled. Maybe, Because neither of us want to do this anymore. We'll see. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Everyone participating is bored yeah, see what happens.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, everyone participating is bored, yeah, and then our next live mad limbs will be in june sometime at some point in june and we will announce that next week.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, yeah, thanks for hanging out with us. Yeah, thank you this? Has been fun and interesting and creative.

Speaker 1:

I think so.

Speaker 2:

We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand new episode.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and we want people to text us.

Speaker 2:

Yes, speaking of, I may have gotten a text from our biggest fan, our favorite fan, in fact.

Speaker 1:

Hey, fan, biggest fan, our favorite fan, in fact fan hey, favorite fan.

Speaker 2:

Um fan mail she says happy to be back, how dumb matias is, how clever and witty lauren is, and that's perfect, because that's exactly what we wanted her to say yeah, so that.

Speaker 1:

So that is true.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, fans, send us a text.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

In the description box there's a little link that says send us a text, and with that link you can send us a text saying whatever you want. Yeah, things like that, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, thank you for doing what we wanted.

Speaker 2:

Yes, and just for fun, we do have a YouTube channel and I did find our very first live Mad Libs that we had on Facebook.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So you should check that out if you want to laugh at us.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I couldn't even watch it, I couldn't finish it.

Speaker 1:

No, but it was funny.

Speaker 2:

It was funny.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And that's it.

Speaker 1:

Hmm.

Speaker 2:

You only have half of a face.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I have very dark hair. Yeah, it's red, reddish, brownish, hmm, different times.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yep, brownish different times.

Speaker 1:

yes, yeah, yeah, okay thank you, awesome we'll be back um have a good life.

Speaker 2:

Yes, bye, bye.

Speaker 1:

Thank you for listening to the roasty, toasty ghosty podcast if you kind of liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on instagram t TikTok and YouTube at Roasty Toasty, ghosty Pod.

Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

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