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Speaker 1:

Record.

Speaker 2:

Record.

Speaker 1:

Record.

Speaker 2:

Record Wow.

Speaker 1:

Oh, wow.

Speaker 2:

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. What the robot, not the person.

Speaker 1:

But why?

Speaker 2:

It's a note from Maya. She put a pile of broken books, or damaged books, and she was giving me a reason why they were broken because of Lotta, okay.

Speaker 1:

The robot, yes, well, and maybe Lotta too. The person, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

She started throwing books again. What are we doing? We're going to talk about the again. Ugh. What are we doing?

Speaker 1:

We're going to talk about the week Wow, and then we're.

Speaker 2:

It sounds really exciting.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, and then we're going to talk about movies yeah. And yeah, that's, that's it. Then we're going to take a break. Then you come up with the rest.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I have to come up with the rest. Why can't you come up with the rest? Oh, I have to come up with the rest. Why can't you come up with the rest?

Speaker 1:

I did it last week.

Speaker 2:

No, you didn't. You just reminded me. Yeah, I have to come up with something.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, Can we like?

Speaker 2:

Not do anything.

Speaker 1:

Exactly no. Can we like Try to Brainstorm? Okay, let's create a storm with our brains, so can we?

Speaker 2:

like, try to brainstorm. Okay, let's create a storm with our brains. Yes, is it working? I don't know. You hear the thunder.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm Thunder.

Speaker 2:

Thunder, hear the thunder. Lightning in the thunder. Who's that? Imagine Dragons?

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's on your Thunder list.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

We need to put.

Speaker 2:

That other song? Yeah, mr Big. Okay, who's that?

Speaker 1:

Strike Like Lightning Right.

Speaker 2:

Who's Mr Big?

Speaker 1:

That's the band.

Speaker 2:

Strike Like Lightning. Still Luke this one.

Speaker 1:

Was it Mr Big yeah? Thunder, luke this one, mr Big yeah.

Speaker 2:

There. Good. Now it's fixed. Good Cool.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so now that's fixed.

Speaker 2:

That is fixed. Let's look at a calendar for fun. That's a Monday.

Speaker 1:

Tuesday that's my mom's birthday.

Speaker 2:

Right, I don't get cake for your mom. I don't have a mom to have cake for, so you can have cake for her memory. On your mom's birthday?

Speaker 1:

No, your mom's birthday. I have to wait, that's like next. No, your mom's birthday I have to wait.

Speaker 2:

That's like next month.

Speaker 1:

Oh, can I also have cake then?

Speaker 2:

No, that's not fair. No.

Speaker 1:

No, exactly.

Speaker 2:

So you can only have cake for my mom's birthday, if I can have cake for your mom's birthday.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Did that make? Did I say that right?

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Okay. I understand what you meant. Yeah, even if I said it wrong, you still know what I meant.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I think you said it right.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

But does that count if you're buying a cake for yourself for my mom's birthday?

Speaker 2:

Do I have to buy a cake and bring it over and eat my own cake?

Speaker 1:

You don't have to bring it over. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

I assumed that I would be celebrating there too.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm going to be sitting in the corner eating a cake saying Happy birthday Mom.

Speaker 1:

You can sit here. All right, I'm done.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to leave now, okay, bye. This was the only point of me being here. No, I'll probably sneak it up into your room and just eat cake in bed. Okay, that way you don't have to see me.

Speaker 1:

No, but then you're going to make a mess in my bed.

Speaker 2:

Maybe yeah, because you wouldn't let me sit with you, I'll be watching YouTube and getting frosting all over your keyboard.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

Because I eat with my hands and I have to type too. No one gave me utensils.

Speaker 1:

And I know you type like I do Like flat-handed. And you also try to touch the screen.

Speaker 2:

It's a touch screen.

Speaker 1:

I think you think it's a touch screen Swipe.

Speaker 2:

So I think it would be fair if I celebrate your mom, then you can celebrate my mom.

Speaker 1:

Okay, but you know I will be working on Tuesday. I guess you can go to my mom, mm-hmm. Okay, but you know I will be working on. Tuesday Mm-hmm, I guess you can go to my mom's when I'm working.

Speaker 2:

There's going to be cake when you get home. Yeah, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Well, maybe not if you go there while I'm working.

Speaker 2:

What if I pick you up and bring you home and then be like, oh, I'm already here?

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, I might as well have cake?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I guess. No, I was thinking I have a small bottle of wine that I'll probably open up next weekend.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

That's all.

Speaker 1:

Next weekend.

Speaker 2:

Yeah Well, I can't be drinking on a Monday. No, no.

Speaker 1:

Wait, why are you opening up a bottle of wine?

Speaker 2:

The wine bottle has a butterfly on it and my mom died on the 12th.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

So I'll probably open it up the weekend before.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

Yep, okay, when you get home or where.

Speaker 2:

That's right, I'm gonna be at your place On Saturday at least.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, We'll see. Maybe you open it up on Sunday then.

Speaker 2:

Maybe Mm or I bring it over and we can do shots.

Speaker 1:

No, you can't do shots.

Speaker 2:

Well, we'll see who's actually drinking, if anyone's drinking.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I won't bring it, it's okay.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

If you don't want me to.

Speaker 1:

No, not really that's okay, that was that.

Speaker 2:

That's all I had to say about that. Okay, hi, hello, what's up? What are you?

Speaker 1:

thinking. I'm thinking about what are we doing? The second part of this episode.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. You haven't told me yet.

Speaker 1:

We were supposed to be brainstorming.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, yeah, we are brainstorming.

Speaker 1:

And then we were talking about thunder, and then I oh yeah, Strike Like Lightning.

Speaker 2:

And then I added that song to the thunder playlist.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's Mr Big.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and then I don't know.

Speaker 1:

No, no, that's from the movie Navy Seals.

Speaker 2:

Right, yeah, I remember you bringing it up before. I didn't remember when.

Speaker 1:

No, Okay, strike like lightning Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Speaker 2:

Oh, what's the plan for tomorrow?

Speaker 1:

Live Mad Libs.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

That's the plan.

Speaker 2:

That's it. Yeah, I think so. We're not doing anything before that I don't know, that's it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think so. We're not doing anything before that. I don't know, that was a weird sound, I did.

Speaker 2:

It was.

Speaker 1:

It sounded like I was almost about to laugh or something.

Speaker 2:

You didn't laugh though.

Speaker 1:

No, I didn't. I just did that sound anyways, I don't know why. Okay, it just happens.

Speaker 2:

All right.

Speaker 1:

But the plans did we say then go into the gym. I I'm sorry you're having your feet on my in my space you squished my my foot space I, I don't even have that long legs, well. Well, I do and you're occupying my foot space.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It really feels like I had something this weekend, though, but I don't remember.

Speaker 1:

You had something To do, oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

I don't remember.

Speaker 1:

Live Mad Libs.

Speaker 2:

Right, we're going to do that, what else?

Speaker 1:

Did you say Yimpa?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm going to do that in the morning.

Speaker 1:

In the gym.

Speaker 2:

I probably should go to the gym.

Speaker 1:

Movies.

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

That's always my go-to.

Speaker 2:

I feel like there might have been something else. I don't remember what.

Speaker 1:

Go shopping.

Speaker 2:

We did that last weekend, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, what else do you do? Climb a mountain.

Speaker 2:

That would be fun.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Go to a beach.

Speaker 2:

We could do that Find some rocks.

Speaker 1:

Find some rocks.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what are we doing with the rocks?

Speaker 2:

We're going to paint them.

Speaker 1:

Paint them, mm-hmm. Hmm, why Pretty Ah.

Speaker 2:

And then we could put them like along Andrew's portrait or something.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

We could have them glow in the dark.

Speaker 1:

Ooh.

Speaker 2:

Glow in the dark rocks.

Speaker 1:

Ooh.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm, that would be cool.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Maybe, Maybe, or should we try to go to try finding the ELU sport in Morongopa?

Speaker 2:

Maybe I mean I have all the kids.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that's true?

Speaker 2:

So yeah, I don't know, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 1:

Or movies. I don't know. Yeah, it's your turn. But.

Speaker 2:

I'm coughing, okay.

Speaker 1:

Are you?

Speaker 2:

going to kill me.

Speaker 1:

That was a good one.

Speaker 2:

Thank you Good. I'm coughing again.

Speaker 1:

Yep, I'm clearing out my throat laughing. Let me guess we're laughing the entire second part.

Speaker 2:

I had an idea, but I don't know. All right, okay, so we were talking about costco yeah and the cakes oh yes I'm wondering if we should get a cake next weekend at Costco.

Speaker 1:

Uh-huh, okay, for whom? My mom? For your mom? Okay, not your mom, no, no, we don't care about her.

Speaker 2:

No, she's not dead, she's still alive. She's still celebrating birthdays. She only gets a birthday cake she doesn't get death day cake, which could be better? Yeah, well, I don't know if your mom can enjoy the death day cake she can enjoy the idea, okay, yeah I guess, okay, we can do that you want me to go with you there well, I have a feeling there's someone else who's going to be like no, oh no.

Speaker 1:

My mom.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, because you're going to tell her by then, right, and then everything you say she's going to be like. No, she's like.

Speaker 1:

I don't, what about your dad? My mom will be like I already had my birthday. Yeah, I won't need cake, I already had my birthday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I won't need cake.

Speaker 1:

But it's to celebrate Lauren's mom's memory.

Speaker 2:

Well, I don't care about that, you're not going, you're not going, you don't get cake, you don't deserve cake.

Speaker 1:

You never met her.

Speaker 2:

No, I guess. Well, kind of I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Not for real.

Speaker 2:

You met my mom more than I had met your mom by that point.

Speaker 1:

Well, I think you have met my mom more than I met your mom.

Speaker 2:

I've never seen your mom on fire, though.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's not too late yet. No, it's not, we can always start.

Speaker 2:

Oh wait, crap. No, we're grilling next weekend. Yep, and you're gonna bring alcohol, right? Yes, not if you don're grilling next weekend.

Speaker 1:

Yep, and you're going to bring alcohol right.

Speaker 2:

Yes, Not if you don't want me to no, but if you don't care, maybe I will. We can set things on fire.

Speaker 1:

Well, you already gave me the tandväska.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, tandväska, that's true. Well, I mean, if we go right after Jimba, we could probably still make it back in time to grill and maybe even find something really yummy to grill.

Speaker 1:

Like a cake, like a cake.

Speaker 2:

That's true, we could find a cake to grill.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then, yeah, set it on fire.

Speaker 1:

You should ask that at the store.

Speaker 2:

Go, Mom. My last memory of you was on fire.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's how I remember I gave her fluffy pajamas.

Speaker 2:

You're not funny. No, I know, that's what I've been telling you so yeah, I guess both of us have the last memory of my mom on fire In different ways yeah. She was still living when you saw her. Yeah, I didn't actually see her on fire, but you get images in your head. They don't take pictures like here's your mom, she's doing great. Yeah, like they would have doggies. We have a video for you would you like the slow motion version or the hyper? Yeah?

Speaker 1:

like the brasa.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, anyway, anyway, mattias.

Speaker 1:

Fun fact about the brasa.

Speaker 2:

Okay. I threw some rat corpses on that brasa oh, good, good, they also got cremated.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we cremated rats and a bird.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

No, because you know, on this trailer, or his dad's, we had to move that. And the cats had like dragged in all these birds and rats on the bed thing so.

Speaker 2:

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:

I just picked them up and threw them on the bros.

Speaker 2:

Poor things yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1:

We're not. Even Took us a while to get here.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, is that okay?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay With the person and and um the video editing is it was things to do. It wasn't just a long clip. I just took from a random place. I could do that.

Speaker 2:

I guess you could but I don't.

Speaker 1:

I want to be more creative than that. I want to be more creative than that, I want to be more creative than that.

Speaker 2:

Good Hello.

Speaker 1:

Did you notice that you could hear me better than you? Last episode.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I noticed that. I noticed that I sounded very tired.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I believe I was very tired. Yeah, I believe I was very tired yeah. So I was very low, you were, I was over here, I was talking like this and I'm like, oh, I can't hear what you're saying. Oh.

Speaker 1:

While editing.

Speaker 2:

Oh, so I did edit, not while talking.

Speaker 1:

No, so I did edit because otherwise I wouldn't have thought about that that much.

Speaker 2:

Okay, proof Good, I'm glad that you edited.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was a short episode, so that was good. Yeah, so, but you know what?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. No, okay, and what else did I do? Did I do anything else? Tell me about your bonfire.

Speaker 1:

My bonfire. It was nice. What happened, I don't know. We set it on fire. Tell me about all the things that were in your fire. You mean the rats, the rats.

Speaker 2:

Wasn't there a tire in there? Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if I want to talk about all the things that's in there.

Speaker 2:

Random things yeah.

Speaker 1:

There are things that shouldn't be in there.

Speaker 2:

Like rats. Yeah, rats Okay.

Speaker 1:

Rats, and birds, or just the one, birds.

Speaker 2:

Okay, the one birdsats and birds or just the one birds.

Speaker 1:

Okay, the one birds, the one birds Bonk, he do, he does. He.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Yes he, anything else? No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2:

Okay, next.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, no, I'm sorry, am I boring you? So Okay, next. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, am I boring you yeah? Actually have you ever seen.

Speaker 2:

Thank you, oh, my God.

Speaker 1:

A little bit louder please, yeah, and.

Speaker 2:

Can I keep that? Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I needa yeah and uh that.

Speaker 2:

Um, I need a title. Okay.

Speaker 1:

Was that you or me? That was me, okay.

Speaker 2:

Is there anything else?

Speaker 1:

Uh, what's um? Okay, so have we Hold on. Okay, I'm holding on, I'm holding off.

Speaker 2:

Wow, no, don't eat that, please. Now you smell nice. Thank you, it's mostly because your hands smell bad.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, they look bad.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I can't stand looking at your hands anymore.

Speaker 1:

No, they're so unattractive.

Speaker 2:

They are so unattractive.

Speaker 1:

But oh, it's what, what?

Speaker 2:

what.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, now, now, yeah, I mean that's.

Speaker 2:

Can I?

Speaker 1:

look, yeah sure, Maybe I should too, actually Just so.

Speaker 2:

Because I might forget something. Yeah two, actually just so because I might forget something.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we didn't see red one. Uh, no, we didn't. I don't know if you have, but well, I have. Okay, sorry, okay, I think I have my favorite.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

You know which one you like the best now.

Speaker 2:

I think so.

Speaker 1:

I'll be there with you too, okay, okay. So my, I love that movie.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what about the?

Speaker 2:

episode though.

Speaker 1:

Uh, I no.

Speaker 2:

No One tiny drop left.

Speaker 1:

You said you're out of sips. Yeah, yeah me too, and Do you know off the top of your head. No, I don't, okay, I don't even know what what my weight was this morning oh no what what was that? Uh, my phone didn't do what I wanted.

Speaker 2:

Oh no, Can I start?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, didn't go very good. It wouldn't surprise me if it's like the 6th or something 6th or 7th Something, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going to announce it right now but, I, can look. Yeah, you can look, I can look, it doesn't really matter anymore, because I have the kids every week. Now it could be the 7th, because the 6th is Friday.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, I guess I have to sing the national anthem then.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

And then you have to sing the American on. July 4th.

Speaker 2:

Okay, and I'm supposed to be down 10 kilos by June 10th.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, okay.

Speaker 2:

That's the date. I just now saw it. Okay Okay, good luck with that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's a little over a month. A month and one week.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Five weeks. Yeah, I mean, Is it possible to lose 10 kilos in five weeks? Do you think 10 kilos?

Speaker 1:

Two kilos a week.

Speaker 2:

Not even. It's supposed to be 20 kilos technically. What Wait, no yeah, if I'm like up to 80, pretty much I'm supposed to be down to 64.

Speaker 1:

But you're, it was 70. Oh, from the beginning of the year, yeah, okay, yeah all right down 10 kilos, that's 70 yeah okay, I, I'm. I think you said at 80 yeah so yeah, at least so you it's like two kilos a week you need to to lose yeah yeah, I don't think I will. I'm not gonna do well on this no, probably not.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I don't feel very confident no since I'm still right where I started, yeah same here yeah.

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