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[Leftovers] #129
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Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know, I never really watched that show.
Speaker 1:No, okay, happy Days.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know of the show. I never really watched it though.
Speaker 1:No, no, I haven't watched it. I've seen clips of it.
Speaker 2:Okay, but I You've probably seen more of it than I have.
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably, but, and I like the actor Henry Winkler. Okay, and I like the actor Henry Winkler.
Speaker 2:Okay, he's cool, all right, yeah, cool, good to know. Yeah, oh, oh, all right.
Speaker 1:I have a question for you. Okay, a secret question no More, like I'm just curious.
Speaker 2:Are you proposing? No Okay, I wouldn't even want to marry you.
Speaker 1:Wake up, lauren, wake up, this is just a dream.
Speaker 2:I just had to check you look all nervous.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm just. I'm going to ask about the platoon thing.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Is that annoying you?
Speaker 2:I just don't think I get the joke.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it is a joke.
Speaker 2:Because you bring it up every time there's anything about a war movie.
Speaker 1:Well, that's because of you. Well, it is about. It's because of you. Well, it is about.
Speaker 2:It's because of you. It is because of you, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because it was talked about that in Navy Seals with Charlie Sheen. It is a war movie and the one we watched before that, the movie we watched that was platoon and uh, that that was charlie sheen, and now this is kind of a war movie, but fun, uh, and you asked, you asked if this was a war movie well, I I commented yes yeah, I think you said is this a war movie?
Speaker 1:okay yeah, uh and uh, and I'm like yeah, and then I mean, since it's a charlie sheen movie, my mind went directly to platoon, since that's the war movie yeah. So I don't get why you got so upset about that.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, no, I'm not really upset.
Speaker 1:You sounded like you were.
Speaker 2:I didn't get the joke.
Speaker 1:It wasn't a joke.
Speaker 2:Okay, I know in the last episode you had brought up Platoon as well, and it feels like every time a war movie is brought up you have to bring up Platoon again. I don't really know. I feel like it's an ongoing joke that I just don't get.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, it's not a joke Okay.
Speaker 2:Then that's cleared up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:It's okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, you were the one getting upset about it.
Speaker 2:Because I felt like it was something that I didn't understand.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you respond the same way when you feel like you don't get what the joke is. Yeah, whether it is an actual joke or not.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So you know, you should know how I was kind of feeling, yeah, but I just don't know what you were, what the upset part was about.
Speaker 2:Well, maybe since I felt like it was a joke that I didn't get, it kind of felt like I was being made fun of for not liking the movie. Or maybe I overreacted to the movie and that's what you're making fun of me for.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I'm not making fun, it's more, I don't know. It was such a strong reaction to the movie and I think that's why I mean, that's why it's a thing I just go straight towards and, like I said, that is the war movie movie since that's the one mostly focusing on war yeah and you were asking about war movie yeah, it was another war.
Speaker 2:Movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah and uh, since this is a silly movie, I was, you know, I don't even remember what I said. No me neither that this might be a little bit not as serious or maybe as serious as Platoon.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Because that's a serious movie. Yes, I don't know if you noticed.
Speaker 2:I got that point.
Speaker 1:It's not a parody.
Speaker 2:No, and if it is, it's not that funny.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't laugh. No, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's not that funny. No, I didn't laugh. No, okay, yeah, it's good that we talked this out then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I'll never mention Platoon again.
Speaker 2:It's not like you can never, but I don't know. I just didn't understand why it had to be brought up.
Speaker 1:No Well, it was a Mar-Woo-Wee.
Speaker 2:A Mar-Woo-Wee.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, is that like the bad guy version of a war movie?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It is. Did you get my reference here? No, okay, mario. Ah Since the bad guy version is yeah, wario yeah. Wario and Waluigi.
Speaker 1:Ah yeah, Mar-woo-wee.
Speaker 2:Mar-woo-wee, yeah Well. Mar-dram-mar, yeah it, yeah Well. More dramatic.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a nightmare movie. It kind of was, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, but I'll tone down the platoon. At least I'm not going to never talk about it again.
Speaker 2:You don't have to never, but I don't want it to feel like it's gotten to the point where I'm being made fun of because, I didn't like a movie.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not making fun of you. Okay, I'm not making fun of you Okay. I'm not.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Are you making fun of me?
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 1:Is this some kind of joke? I don't get.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That you're getting upset about.
Speaker 2:I'm just making fun of you, really, yeah, yeah, for every time that you overreact to something, yeah, like that's ever happened. No, that's not you. No, and you went through the list of the history lessons.
Speaker 1:I did.
Speaker 2:Good, hold on. Why do I have these?
Speaker 1:Because you can oh.
Speaker 2:That's why those are there. What was I doing? Uh the list yeah, I think so, but I thought I had the folder here somewhere. I don't have a different link and now it doesn't even want to come up. We have recorded way too many episodes okay, why? It's just, it goes on forever yeah what's this and why? Oh yeah, I was thinking about that too b3 to b55 divided by 53 would be, oh, an average. It's an average length of the episodes.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, so what if I take 131 divided by 128? No, you don't have to do that so an average is 55, almost 56.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like two minutes plus two minutes from last check. Huh Cool, that's good. That's where we want it, between 40 and 150. That's my.
Speaker 2:Dimanic, dimanic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who said?
Speaker 2:that? Who said dimanic?
Speaker 1:I think you, it was your uh missaying, or like uh, you were going to say dynamic, and then I just spun off of that 98.
Speaker 2:So Nope Must have forked. Okay. Thank you, Linda. That's all she had to say.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Do I not have dynamic on here? No, it goes from 97 to 99. So that's good okay that's good. Yeah, you like this huh cool. Right, where's my hair? Then you're just like self-conscious for the rest of the show oh no, 100 episodes. Let's watch the whole thing. Oh my goodness. No, you said it. That's the end of that. We have the best soundbites.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's the bell thing?
Speaker 2:Oh, it's just uh, this guy goes to the class with me.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it says, I don't know what he's upset about and I don't know what's so funny. I don't get the joke.
Speaker 1:No, why do we get notifications?
Speaker 2:I guess they're posts. Maybe I don't want this. Thanks, anyway, you got your list. Yeah, I hope you're satisfied with that.
Speaker 1:I am.
Speaker 2:The very first pie. I've told lots of stories. History of the Sentence. Lauren just said, yeah, what, what.
Speaker 1:What are you going to do?
Speaker 2:I'm'm gonna do the msjk. Um, I want to make these words uppercase, not completely okay, but um, I can't do that. Oh well, it's okay, I don't care. Yeah, was there anything else you wanted to say?
Speaker 1:how's it going?
Speaker 2:not great okay, uh, I don't know um any other feelings you want to get out before we start this? I don't think so and you're not proposing no okay, okay, I don't even want to marry you anymore no, it's okay because, because, uh, because of the platoon thing yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the deal breaker for me. Yeah, you mentioned that movie one too many times. Yeah, and I like it. I don't want to spend my life with someone who's going to talk about platoon.
Speaker 1:A movie you don't like. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I've made my decision, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, I have disliked movies you like too. Did you like Fiddler on the Roof? Because I feel like we have mentioned that more times than Platoon.
Speaker 2:I feel like that is a movie that we might secretly kind of like.
Speaker 1:Nope. Because we reference it so much we do, but I absolutely does not like it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I do not.
Speaker 2:No, it is kind of a boring movie. But you also disliked Rent quite a bit.
Speaker 1:At first viewing. Yes, but that was because I was expecting something else. That was because I was expecting something else.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I was expecting a comedy.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Thinking about the director and the actors. Some of the actors I knew that had been in funny movies and I'm like, okay, and we had seen like Grease movies and Rocky Horror, all those are. Should I just tell them to shut up?
Speaker 2:Or just turn your sound off. No, no, or did you say oh? Did you say oh, or?
Speaker 1:just turn your sound off?
Speaker 2:No, no. Or did you say oh? Did you say oh or no? I said no, okay.
Speaker 1:No, I was gonna turn the sound off, but I was trying to make a joke that I should just tell them to shut up, and you didn't really get that joke, I guess.
Speaker 2:I'm really bad at jokes today, yeah, I guess. So have really get that joke, I guess.
Speaker 1:I'm really bad at jokes today. Yeah, I guess. So have you heard that joke about platoons?
Speaker 2:I don't get it and it upsets me. You're going to make fun of me now, aren't you? Yeah, oh my god, alright, alright.
Speaker 1:Now I do. That's your fault.
Speaker 2:Oh, alright, how is this my fault.
Speaker 1:You brought up that it was a war movie.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:It was Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 2:I was trying to make the point of. There's a lot of war movies, not Platoon specifically.
Speaker 1:But that was his first one. Well, maybe not actually, but of the ones we've seen, yeah. Hmm, well, maybe not actually, but of the ones we've seen. Yeah, that's so, now it's still one chrono. Is it one?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:That's two.
Speaker 2:But your can is one.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say this is three chrono.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now it is Because you put them together.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is ten Because you put them together. Yeah, yeah, this is ten, no this is no, I want a more better Pokemon.
Speaker 1:Excuse me.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Section when can I?
Speaker 2:buy alcohol near me. No, helium was what I meant.
Speaker 1:Guess you can get it from.
Speaker 2:Partykungen.
Speaker 1:Balloons.
Speaker 2:Partykungen.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Helium for tube From 249 kronor For a little one. A little one is 140 liters, which is enough for about 20 latex balloons. Okay, that's all I need. Why is this so hard to buy helium?
Speaker 1:I don't know, maybe it flies away.
Speaker 2:Maybe that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean yep, okay, you fix that, I can pay that you can't take it back One tube of? Yeah, yeah it that. But wait, you can't take it back One tube of.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's $250. Yeah, that's okay, for a little one.
Speaker 1:You only get 20 balloons, just so we can do the helium thing Right.
Speaker 2:And that'll be good for a live as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:For fun, why not? I can tell a story on helium um. Hello, we're half an hour in yeah, you're gonna edit this one yeah, I got the first part I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:Is it messy? I'm gonna take a picture but I'm wearing headphones. Yeah, but that's okay.
Speaker 2:Should I smile?
Speaker 1:Yes, you should smile. Yeah, sure, no, wait, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2:Take a good one.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:How's that? Is it good? Okay, you can keep that forever, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's for you, yeah.
Speaker 2:My gift to you is this picture of my hair.
Speaker 1:Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2:Do you want me to sign that? I can autograph it for you.
Speaker 1:The hair.
Speaker 2:No, the picture.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, maybe.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can draw on it with my markers.
Speaker 1:On the phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I'm signing the picture. The fact that the signature doesn't go away is not my fault.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:You agreed to this.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So I'm saying no, fine, be that way I knew you were gonna say that yeah, I'm, I'm mad but hey, whatever yeah you want a grill again.
Speaker 2:Is that what you're? Saying oh, food yum. Yeah, I, I think you really want to. You don't really care about the people and support the food yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:What was your point of view? Food, food.
Speaker 1:Feel me that's my belly.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Put it in my belly no um you're still going, yeah, okay okay, so no, I had a good time. The rest of the family, my family, yes, okay, yes.
Speaker 2:At least your family, the ones arranging everything. Yeah, it's okay. If that's what you want, then we'll do it. Hmm, hmm, uh what.
Speaker 1:No, my stomach like hmm.
Speaker 2:Hmm, it was good there was runtorta, and that's a weakness of mine apparently yeah, I don't know yeah. I know your feelings.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, it's the store bots that I'm not.
Speaker 2:We have to make our own runtorta. I feel like I'm not even talking to you anymore. I'm talking to your stomach.
Speaker 1:Yeah, should I stand up, maybe.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, he says you know what I usually say so it's just filling in. Yeah, isn't there something me and Ante also gonna do?
Speaker 2:Yes, but that's online.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that thing you show.
Speaker 2:And that can be done whenever, but he needs his passport in first.
Speaker 1:Okay, and so do you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you both need your passports in first.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, we're gonna get that fixed in first.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I thought yeah, we're gonna get that fixed.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 2:And yeah, it'll be okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Um, and then I coughed Uh-huh, right, no.
Speaker 1:Tell me more about that.
Speaker 2:Um the wire goes whoop oh yeah, and the wire goes.
Speaker 1:oh yeah, and, and the wire, a wire.
Speaker 2:You're bugging me, oh yeah, you missed your line again. Oh yeah, so you're bugging me, um, not for you you have your own no we Damn it, zachary.
Speaker 1:Thank you. So, that's but yeah.
Speaker 2:Boring.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yawn.
Speaker 2:Sorry.
Speaker 1:Where did he go? He went back to Finland.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I yawned.
Speaker 1:So this movie, and yeah, so I have nuts you burping.
Speaker 2:Right In this next segment, I am going to burp, burp.
Speaker 1:No, no, just the one, just the one, all right. Not even a long Burp. No, no, just the one, just the one, all right, not even a long one.
Speaker 2:No, no. And then now for the next segment, the one after that one.
Speaker 1:You're going to sniff the microphone.
Speaker 2:For this next segment, I'm going to sneeze.
Speaker 1:Into the microphone.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I'm not going to sneeze.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, I want. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna sneeze. No, uh, no, I want no, what was? He's not around anymore he's not with us anymore. Do what you want with this yeah um, maybe, maybe it's just people who are lucky enough to not have a super heavy flow like I do.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's only a couple days.
Speaker 2:I could live a couple days without wearing a thong. Yeah, I feel like Face Toilet. I mean side note, face Toilet would be a funny title.
Speaker 1:I like how that started like a song, and then it just I couldn't keep the rhythm.
Speaker 2:No, it didn't rhyme. Uh, gently on the guns yeah, I can.
Speaker 1:Sometimes I can smell my breath and it's not good okay I don't like I'm gonna cut this okay, was that all, yeah, okay side note. Yes, can I have a side note? Okay, because I uh talking about uh bathrooms and animals what did I do?
Speaker 2:no, it's not you. I know I peed, I'm sorry yeah I used the litter box.
Speaker 1:You wrecked that bathroom. I did. We can't use it anymore.
Speaker 2:I feed a lot everywhere in the shower, in the shower, yeah you wiped on the drapes yeah, I thought they were already patterned. I figured it would just blend in. Yeah, I thought that's just what you guys do. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1:no, this is a collection. A beautiful piece of work, okay, sorry um, no it out that one of my cats really doesn't like the bathroom upstairs.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Because I noticed that he never walks in there and when I'm in there he waits outside, because sometimes or when I'm like brushing my teeth and he's just waiting outside for me to come out to him. And this week I just for fun, just thought I might just bring him in there to see what happens, and he was so scared.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:I don't know what happens, and he was so scared why I don't?
Speaker 1:know, he was like you know when they run and uh, using their claws like yeah he had that run to get out oh my gosh, he was in such a rush to get out of there crazy, that's so weird yeah, he really does not like that bathroom huh, okay because he, he was like uh at the uh threshold right, like looking in, and that that's when I'm like that's as far as he goes. Yeah, okay that's when I brought him in, and he was so scared.
Speaker 2:He wasn't happy about that. No, okay.
Speaker 1:He's like I need to get out of here.
Speaker 2:That's so weird.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because it's not like he could have had a bad experience in there either.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:No one would that you're aware of? No, what would that be?
Speaker 2:I don't know, you left the floor wet.
Speaker 1:Maybe, maybe, I don't know you left the floor wet. Maybe, maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Because there's a shower up there too, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay, it's weird.
Speaker 2:That is really weird. I'm going to come back now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what Like, no, no.
Speaker 2:Maybe we shouldn't. I'll be 90 again. Fun, no. And is it something we should tell the people, or is there anything?
Speaker 1:we should say what am I missing? Nothing nothing. We're just gonna say nothing, yeah, bye bye no, thank you for listening um we have an idea, we do, we're gonna have another awesome episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, should we do what? Sorry, I'm touching myself, I don't mean to do that okay I'm sore like turning special should we do what? Uh, there was one time I went on a cruise I don't know if it was like the first time or the last time, but I came back with like different kinds of, and we took shots and tried them. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 1:I don't know Different alcohols, right, I mean I'm trying to not drink so much alcohol now.
Speaker 2:I mean it's just shots. If we'd say like four shots, it shouldn't be that much, it shouldn't add up.
Speaker 1:No, but that means I'm not going's, just shots. If we'd say like four shots, it shouldn't be that much, it shouldn't add up. No, but that means I'm not going home.
Speaker 2:Right, but we're going to be live next weekend anyway, no, the weekend after.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we can do it then. Maybe yeah, but it's not drunk.
Speaker 2:The live is not drunk.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But the episode we'd be taking shots, not during the live.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'm not going home.
Speaker 2:On Friday.
Speaker 1:On Friday.
Speaker 2:Not next week, but the week after.
Speaker 1:Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 2:We'll see.
Speaker 1:We'll see.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah.
